Mass Shooters Are a Type | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

[@DJMeku]

"Street pharmaceutical rep - which is very frowned upon" 😂 this always gets me!

[@rochellelove3785]

Not by the customers

[@dopenesslight7243]

Every time 😂😂😂😂

[@ar_iii_3]

The feds came and got me 😂🤣😂 Hey, U comin ta class?😬

[@audreyguilbeaucalhoun5713]

@@rochellelove3785😂😂😂

[@lilike6430]

Every time

[@mr.rashadgrice79]

"Don't Kill Everybody.....Now Get Yo Ass Out My Face"😂😂😂

[@brandygee9954]

😭

[@JacksonJonez]

That’s a bar 😂

[@MissStrait-tu4eh]

Xxxazzzzzzqqqqqaaaz

[@Raphell28]

Facts. My mom definitely said, "play by yourself." 😂

[@saxpoobielex7769]

And don't let me catch you playing with those kids either.

[@edwinvicks7426]

Facts!

[@Daddy_DmarcoBBC]

He hit the nail on the head. Young men arent socialized properly, fed an incorrect version of the world and lash out violently when reality doesnt match up with it. Get these little goofballs a skateboard and build more skateparks

[@pierregibson6699]

And baseball diamonds

[@AndrewWasTakenAgain]

Facts

[@londonmmc]

💯 I’ve said this almost verbatim lol

[@demigxd93GGA]

And Teaching yourself how to dance professionally or for fun will make you smile so hard with yourself.

[@jayjaytv_4226]

"Hey, you coming to class" 😂😂

[@errolfisher1994]

Not for a while...😂😂

[@NewStevenEvens]

None of that was funny.

[@NineEight_Nine]

@@NewStevenEvensyou hear though commenting now that’s funny

[@NewStevenEvens]

@NineEight_Nine Yeah smh, you not being able to _spell_ might be the funniest part.

[@KatLee-qj5jj]

This the one that got me 😂

[@----REDACTED----]

Catching your own bat that you pitched to yourself unlocked a whole ALBUM of memories😂😂😂 Thank you

[@D1vaDvyn]

4:14 Play by your MF'n self OR Stay in the house #period

[@ThreeXIFan]

I played a whole damn made up NFL season all by my damn self in my front yard

[@Native-Kitty]

That “Street Pharmaceutical Rep” never gets old 😂😂😂

[@Mandalynn_Bay]

I used that term in a live the other day, then had to explain it.

[@Diegoromero2006]

as a black man I grew up in a 99% white school system and i can still remember the ostracized white boys growing up and I was friends with all of them. When someone asked if I was afraid of school shootings I said no they all like me but you might want to run.

[@rochellelove3785]

My son said the same thing. Befriend them and be safe...unless they're the type that don't want to go alone when they're unaliving themselves and want friends to go with them.😮

[@ar_iii_3]

You were safe to him. You already know the killer and keep an eye on him? 😅 Diabolical

[@QueMusiQ]

HOLY 💩! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah. I was tight with potential mass pew pew white kids too. But I’m autistic, so 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

[@abram730]

I am a white man who grew up in a 90% black school system. "Don't mess with the quiet ones" is why there aren't mass shooters in hood schools. Well mess isn't the word, but youtube and all. I actually had never thought I'd live to see 21, as I was out there as a teen and used to wonder if I would have been one of those school shooters if I had been born in the suburbs. I still remember in my early 20's I started hanging with some suburban whites going to clubs and learned they were different. When there was beef, they would become surprise vegetarians and run off like a gazelle or something. I don't give passes for that, so I only have a few vegan white friends, as they will tell you, so it isn't a surprise. But that answered my question. No as they are too soft to play better and I wouldn't have had the respect to be quiet. The quite ones were told if you don't have anything good to say then say nothing, and do that.

[@randybarnes4440]

Same here. They the marginalized.

[@epeters6933]

My wife is Filipino. I tell my nieces in the Philippines the same thing. "If they don't want to play with you, go play by yourself". I be so serious, but they do it 👏

[@londonmmc]

Shoutouts to the Filipinas too for marrying the weird wytes and preventing multiple tragedies lol

[@poot111111]

Psssssst !!! Little Timmy got on boots, pass it on.

[@Kris_413]

😂😂😂😂

[@netty3135]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gigah_]

Valid! 😂😂

[@Zimage00]

Little Timmy got on sketchers and a damn trench coat you better run mf

[@terrygallagher2545]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@cremonster]

Yooo throwing the ball up and running routes by yourself is definitely a childhood memory hahahaha

[@rochellelove3785]

The shuffle with the "U a mf lie" 😂

[@chicalertng]

No lies told! Facts! Facts!! Facts!!!

[@almightyyotto]

😂😂 he ain’t lying. Everybody parents done said that

[@Luraseven504]

"I didn't do nothing Mom, I've heard this a time or two🤣😂😅❤❤❤

[@HashiriyaSquadron]

I know you say stuff as a comedian but I feel there's serious undertones and nuances that go over people's heads. Keep up the great work Ali. 👍 😉

[@Nikkibgood330]

Master Storyteller Genius 😂😊

[@DecadentBeautie]

I was always told by my mom you don't have friends; those are your associates 🤦🏾‍♀️ lol

[@Serenityjohnson90]

Man a street pharmaceutical 😂😂😂😂 I love it when you say tht

[@tanyajefferson2264]

@@Serenityjohnson90 me too!!!!!

[@NdaKeekz]

Don't forget representative 😂😂😂

[@tanyajefferson2264]

@NdaKeekz LMAO

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

That was the polite phrase used when I was a teen

[@frankiedavissr8690]

IKR 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PennyThePisser]

Solo baseball making Us faster is WILD-ly accurate. 😂

[@CLB30ROX]

I been sayin this shit for YEARS. Thank you Ali 🫂

[@archyking1869]

I saw Ali, I liked before watching 😂❤

[@rawrick01]

I remember my mom telling me to play by myself hilarious.

[@Valkazon]

The rate in which I cliqued this video lmao

[@randomguy19166]

You really can't spell clicked? Or you just don't know the difference lol

[@D1vaDvyn]

Me too😂😂😂

[@TheresaWoodard-m1w]

me too

[@ly8506]

@@randomguy19166could be auto-correct

[@deejaygotbeats]

Not fast enough 😂

[@Slim2x92]

Yessiirr hoop in the driveway for a reason😂😂

[@LezusV2]

unrelated to the bit itself but i love the production from the dc improv stuff its a really good middle ground, and for a venue like that its got great audio recording of your voice

[@rochellelove3785]

Hilarious and well thought out. Very logical and true 😂😂😂

[@princessdanitb4199]

I literally just said the same thing 😂

[@deewheels9871]

yep, i played by myself all throughout my school life. 'dem shooters had no imagination. people not goin to always like u. here some life advice, people goin to talk about u now, tomorrow, next week. an even after u die. stop caring bout what people think bout u, especially if they arent your real friends

[@justbenice7448]

Comedic genius!

[@bigdawg500]

I spent plenty days in the yard playing football by myself. Just used my imagination 😅😅😅

[@QMckoy]

FACTS😂

[@xheartiiz]

Ali Siddiq you are part of my top 5 fav comedians man. I love your work! Thanks for sharing your art!

[@shanewilliams6292]

Goat level

[@cookiecookie8829]

Play by yourself!!!🤣You're right.

[@KEYTOLEARNINGDOTORG]

I needed a good laugh so I clicked immediately

[@Grdiang3l]

I thought Ali was tackled by the feds before jumping into a river 😂 I need to hear what was in between this and the college arrest.

[@jaylandownes9095]

Yeah because I was confused also

[@DeeSmith-k9f]

Yea that story don’t match the other u told

[@Damnthatslive]

Right. How he go to college if he got locked up at 17 18 I believe

[@patreanroche9112]

Confused myself

[@davonnedavis893]

He's a comedian. He embellished it. Why you taking everything he's saying as the absolute truth. He's suppose to make yall laugh. Example. Kevin hart. His Silverback joke. You think he actually ran through a zoo yelling and dropped his baby 🤦

[@patrickwalsh4615]

He is 100% correct

[@marstha1]

Got my tickets to see you in Ontario CA next month sir

[@Sage2lo]

Man Ali got some moves. I see how you managed to juke that federal agent😅😂

[@thelmathomas9399]

Ali, I can't wait to bump into to you here in Houston, been here all my life and never seen you.

[@redfishbluefish1]

A street pharmaceutical rep? wait 😂😂😂

[@keisoze4]

Hilarious I got locked up at college and the same people buying were the same ones acting shocked 😂

[@RasSosa]

Very good comedy! Thank you Godfrey!!!

[@KWTX7414]

We gotta bat and catch 😂

[@QutaurisParker]

GOAT level 👊

[@bighomieJ5X]

ALL FACTS !! 💯 Ali giving knowledge

[@houstontola]

Funny, true assessments

[@princessdanitb4199]

I like your logic! Raw and true 😬😁😂😩

[@itstomatosmommy5098]

I am a black woman, and I was told the same thing. "Be your own friend. Get a book. Read....find your own thing."

[@bryanergau6682]

Ali, you are top tier my guy.

[@tanyajefferson2264]

Street pharmaceutical rep....lol😂😂😂😂

[@skootthaog00]

Bruh the bat n catch is 100% accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BY MY MF SELF

[@BernikaBanks]

Why is this so hard for me to get over to you guys today u play games

[@TheFoodie101]

ALI IM TELLING YOU. PLEASE LET SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A TV SHOWWWWWW. I'd be watching that ALL the TIME

[@tapeters5]

Anyone have the link to this whole show? Love you, Ali !!!!

[@ReginaSharp-d7u]

My mom used to say “I didn’t send you to school to make friends, you’re there to learn!” 😢

[@LifeandSituations]

😂😂😂😂 I ❤ this, it's the TRUTH! Play w/your MFSelf!!! 😂😂😂😅😅

[@bel3133]

Everything true no lies detected 💯

[@SchuykerBonder]

Nah the reality with that play by yourself is sooo real, throw that ball up go catch it lol

[@francesjohnson4443]

😂😂😂... you are on point.

[@bigmama752]

This man is the BOSS, ya heah me! Hey Ali, I used to drive a taxi in Houston (years ago). If you ever get an ADU or a Pool House I'll give you fifty true stories. Promise.

[@jerrygamez5723]

U the best. Thanks for the video

[@Playerways]

Thanks bro. Feeling alone today

[@johnoconnor8105]

You ain't alone brother. Reach out til you find the right listener.

[@MRMSW-we2bk]

FACTS!!!! I'M GROWN 47, AND I'M GOOD BY MYSELF. EVERYONE AT MY GIG ARE DRAWN TO ME AND THAT'S COOL BUT WHEN BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR AND KAREN GET TO TRIPPING AND BILLY WALK IN LOOKING LIKE MICHAEL MEYERS I GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING AND WORK BY MY DAMN SELF SO IF SOMETHING POP OFF I'M RIGHT BY THE DAMN EXIT DOOR!!! PEACE NINJA!!!

[@dacradle21]

You gotta bat and catch😂😂😂😂

[@D-money813]

hilarious

[@Houstonmade0713]

All facts💯😂

[@rosecouch7343]

Sooooo true. Play by yourself 😂

[@flawlessflix256]

We had to Bat and Catch 😂😂😂

[@rozpowell1355]

Very smart man

[@abram730]

I am a white man who grew up in a 90% black school system. "Don't mess with the quiet ones" is why there aren't mass shooters in hood schools. Well mess isn't the word, but youtube and all. The quite ones were told by their momma that if you don't have anything good to say, then you say nothing at all. If they are not talking then it is best to leave it be, before it becomes a game of show and tell and they show you something. If it turns into a 25 to life sort of thang, and they are now suddenly an adult, they are likely to share with the whole class.

[@RickRijuanaPro]

Ayooooo I could throw & catch a 20 yarder On HaySuse flip flops 😂😂

[@leroyheflin1350]

Talking to a person that think. A lot

[@nothgir]

He was a Street Pharmacist 😂😂😂

[@OTRBRANDON]

The funny thing about playing by yourself, if you do well enough, someone gonna see you, and let you play with everybody, but if they give you a shot, you better not be sorry LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mac7659]

So true!

[@QutaurisParker]

A Timmy got on BOOT'S

[@alexinthemiddle]

Facts 😂I grew up playing qb and I had to practice with the tree

[@kaykaysthoughtfuldays]

See you in philly nov 15 Lovvveeee your work

[@elc5034]

Definitely used to be outside throwing that ball in the air😭😭

[@Steve-xo5pq]

Obviously a generalization exatturated for comedic effect, but there are some good points here. Listening to what went wrong is important. Also while generally i think open diologue with kids is important, when kids are old enough its good to be honest about how the world works. They will respect you more for it in the long run.

[@Seegoatlove]

He may have cracked the code on this one

[@mmauncensored4237]

I am a Mexican dad and I say play by yourself lol

[@LeaderOfSelf]

How he don't have 1 Million subscribers?

[@inigauxreign9985]

Very frowned upon. 😂 Don't I know!!!😂

[@jamoljackson46]

Bro this is legit 🤣🤣🤣. Bro my mama walked me and my brother down the street with a bat after some dudes “rob” us for like $3. They was probably in middle school and they had a knife, she didn’t even hesitate to defend us. Black mothers just built different. If kids were mean she made sure we knew that THEY were the problem lol 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@Legacyy06]

let’s go through it 😭😭

[@Lilteep]

Noooo the ending is so true. I’m not a black male but, I do understand having to play by yourself. I remember when we first moved to the home I’m living in now, I was upset because I didn’t have anyone to play with and my dad straight up said “get over it play by yourself, we live by the woods now go make forts or some shit by yourself. You know how happy I would have been if I had all these woods growing up as a kid.” Good times I miss that man. Still don’t have many friends but we chilling

[@TheBigwill1016]

You didn't live if you never pretended to be Magic and Kareem and James Worthy all by yourself.

[@GdaValueMan]

Big facts

[@HeftyJefa]

Good fuckn perspective 😂

[@torrilynn]

Playing catch with yourself... I been there

[@lewisdutra6104]

I'm white and man. Honestly...I do not think Mass Shooters are anything but White teens and all boys. I figure some emotional disturb, but you are right some form attention being girls, boys or parental figures to help guide them. Also, it special time when your mom Professor does not need know about you being arrested at the college you both go to...She knows you will be alright and treats it like your embarrassing her at work. Those police must gotten a bad tip, racial profile or someone you somehow pissed off decide to say Ali might have chance to be mass shooter...which is dick move if that last one true, but very likely as well give Comedian status Ali will be liked or hated. I'm just glad I like your Comedy. It a funny story every time, but with true lessons you try to pass it on to audience/your fans.

[@lexxussmooth322]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ambriaharris4821]

Amen! All truths!

[@SaronJoy]

ABSOLUTELY 💯 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andreahmendez7308]

No lies told😅

[@oboogies]

speaking cold facts 2 lol

[@414Zay]

4:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shelbdoni]

Guy has that DMX voice.

[@ericwilliams1023]

School? I thought u got caught in a raid😂