Master Ken vs. Chris Crudelli

[@hellvln]

„Studies have shown that you will die if your opponent kills you“ Master Ken 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sugarnads]

Halkord Ahmed brilliant ey

[@TheLiamis]

Halkord Ahmed epic

[@fazbadbadri1046]

"people died when they are killed" just got level up.

[@brunodiaz8007]

Si 😂😂😂muy bueno!!

[@trscsaeg]

Master ken is great but i wouldn't just go off a study. I'd test that theory myself

[@raijin1981]

Sometimes I can't tell whether or not everyone is in on the joke

[@TheEzco]

What joke?

[@Twistedhippy]

Chris isn't a joke , no

[@KimonFrousios]

If after all these years they don't know who Master Ken is, the joke is on them and they deserve it.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Right, Chris is not a joke, he is a crude.

[@forgivenbecauseofgrace2544]

TheEzco ha ha yes ! Was gonna say the exact same thing !

[@Maxcaretgaming]

I’ve been applying the YMCA technique wrong all these years

[@davidkoba]

Holy crap I didn't even realize that was what he was doing lol.

[@tbuksuperfly]

Combining it with the thrust of freedom is generally the accepted form

[@lifemorals95]

XD

[@barryretmanski4763]

David Koba - Even when he said "It's fun to slay, with the YMCA?" Holy shit... XD

[@nobodysfavourite6953]

@@barryretmanski4763 that got me good, had to restomp my own groin just to calm myself down

[@bahaadeenal-ees1488]

The b letter originally had a third bump that was lost in a knife fight 😂😂 this hilarious

[@starsiegeplayer]

I'm dissapointed. They left out the most deadly combination of letters in Ameri-Do-Te: K-E-N

[@mariosx12]

starsiegeplayer Dude... This technique is illegal in 54 states...

[@MrHerbsti]

This technique would be so deadly that even seeing it could cause the effect of a killface

[@Heroesofshadow]

Ryu has spent a lifetime of street combat asking each opponent if they know... HOW DO KEN?

[@forgivenbecauseofgrace2544]

starsiegeplayer he wasn't ready

[@kiddhkane]

As other's mentioned, the K-E-N technique is way too deadly to be taught like that. I'm a super secret ninja agent, (you won't find me anyway, I'm in incognito mode) and I managed to steal some of the secrets by hiding on a tree with binoculars. The K-E-N technique stands for: Killface, Endless Hurticane and Never forget to restomp the groin.

[@LucasKingPiano]

Those captions are gold, couldn't stop laughing.

[@jezuzmaximum7510]

Same 😭

[@harmanlidhar1439]

Studies have shown that if you die your opponent has killed you

[@eduardstolz9334]

Fricking Lucas king, wow didn't expect you here

[@The13point1]

“I’m glad I asked.” This is such a brilliant response. So simple in its sarcasm and irony. I am using this from now on. Thank you.

[@ramimoorea1990]

So, a year later - how many times did you use it?

[@m3rdpwr]

"Studies have shown that you will die if your opponent kills you." Gold right there. lol

[@cajunasian71]

"Illiterate MMA fighters"... priceless 😂

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

Hahahahaha, yeah, that had me in tears!

[@xea-1226]

Lol

[@HuslWusl]

"It's fun to slay with the YMCA." - Master Ken Lol

[@douglasmacneil4474]

LOVED those captions there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@phatpigeonii]

Indeed, they made this by far the best episode yet!

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

The notification tested my reaction speed

[@zmanthespartan50]

You guys deserve way more subscribers.

[@Ko700el]

yeah...master ken is on point with this one...studies DO show if the opponent kills you..you die....master ken AGAIN points out legit stuff

[@mariosx12]

koel700 Yeah but those studies never studied master Ken.

[@Iamrightyouarewrong]

So he writes on columns? Isn't that just graffiti?

[@u.v.s.5583]

Graffiti is bullshit even if it is done the proper way (with real blood). You just lose time while you could be practicing stomping some groin.

[@gorkskoal9315]

....you don't like gray-matical-issues- do you?

[@ordo4276]

Cudos to Chris Crudelli for being such a good sport

[@jamiedeighton7496]

Pa. Whatevs

[@chriscrudelli]

Thanks! best day out in ABQ ever

[@vinvass2674]

He wasn't - he was taking it seriously.

[@kbanghart]

@@vinvass2674 riiiight

[@simonmorris4226]

It’s Kudos. I assume your an illiterate MMA practitioner.

[@chrisbiker4702]

"Studies have shown that you will die if your opponent kills you"

[@craftyape5423]

I had to pause the video just to stop laughing at Chris Crudelli "sandwich artist"...absolutely brilliant!

[@drowningincats3921]

Every time I get a notification for this channel I get giddy 😹😹😹

[@db-jugg3r]

I wish for more bloppers :D or some behind the scenes videos how people actually work with you guys. I am really curious about this.

[@perla683ify]

"And as always re-stomp the groin"....so important, we cant forget that technique...thank you master ken 🙏

[@SecretsOfMartialArts]

Master Ken, this video was beautiful!!! This is truly a martial art comedy/parody. A+ and two thumbs up!

[@Eralen00]

"Studies have shown that you will die if your opponent kills you." Where did you get that information? I'd like to see these studies.

[@regis5112]

Eralen00 fate/stay night form professor Shiro Emiya

[@dustrider9306]

[Citation needed]

[@andrewmccormack4295]

That statement totally caught me out,I burst out laughing when that came on the screen.

[@megagene]

Todd's beard is on point.

[@LifeForceChannel]

this may work on illiterate mma fighters

[@cesaralvesdemoraes3187]

Life Force MMA is the highest educated sport, meaning more people in it have college degrees than in any other sport :D

[@LifeForceChannel]

😊. ... perhaps.. but after being in mma, and having been hit in the head multiple times - they have become illiterate again. 🙏

[@vinvass2674]

And of course an MMA fanboy comes to defend it - not understanding that it is a parody -and proving how dumb MMA fanboys are

[@varanid9]

@@vinvass2674 Yeah. I like MMA, but, its fanboys are perhaps the stupidest in all of martial arts.

[@fighterforlife4062]

Master Ken make a video of how the great fighting style Ameridote started please...

[@varanid9]

YESSS!

[@Ko700el]

one day..some stomped very very hard someone else's crotch...and then kept stomping it...then he went on a journey to hit as many crotches as possible and then re-stomp them ...

[@ericx2262]

you need a Rex Kwon Do episode

[@themacocko6311]

Eric x2 Who's Rex?

[@ericx2262]

TheMacocko The martial arts instructor in Napoleon Dynamite my man.

[@themacocko6311]

Eric x2 👍

[@DjTractus]

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

[@TlalocW]

I've mentioned this on other videos of Master Ken's. I'm not a martial arts guy, but I have to say it seems like you guys who are have a pretty good sense of humor, and that's admirable. Back in the early 90s, Arnold Schwarzenegger got Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon to do their Hans and Frans routine from SNL (two body-builders with their own TV show who wasted their entire airtime making weird insults and threats in Austrian accents) to open a body-building competition and were boo'ed offstage. You guys invite Master Ken to places and have a good laugh.

[@vinvass2674]

You're not a martials arts guy - neither is Cuntdelli

[@rodneyreaves2737]

“Chocolate Knowledge” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@lordsithous4406]

These martial artists are such good sports to go along with this. Lol.. Great episode.

[@chriscrudelli]

was a load of fun! Im a big Fan

[@daweitao2668]

"glad I asked" lol, that floored me :)

[@OldNick00]

That was awesome hehe

[@nathanbruh3457]

Best channel ever

[@cancercell670]

I have been waiting for this!Thank you master Ken!

[@CarameBoss]

Ii had to be in a video with master ken I couldn't be serious and would probably laugh through the whole video like this guy in the beginnng

[@chriscrudelli]

he cracked me up...brillant guy

[@ConsiderThis12]

Haven't seen Chris crudelli since mind, body and kick ass moves!

[@ricco123tube]

Zoro Roronoa yeah I enjoyed that.

[@StudioADcomics]

lol yeah that was ages ago , pretty cool show

[@angelobaltoyannis]

“If you are fighting an illiterate, like an mma fighter” .. 😂😂😂

[@angelobaltoyannis]

It’s fun to slay with the YMCA Master Ken 👌👌👌

[@tecnikturbo]

So funny brilliant as always...... Please never forget to re-stomp the groin! 🤣

[@barryretmanski4763]

Ahahahaha, Ken is fucking hilarious! "Glad I asked..." XD

[@shirojinx6583]

"The Letter B originally had 3 Bumps, but the third bump was lost in a knife fight" *:D :D :D*

[@davidcoupal8083]

The best thing to do after the show with Master Ken is just smile and nod. Never explain anything to Ken

[@Grimtass]

1:30 into the video, two Master Ken advices, and my mind got metaphorically groin-stomped. Next level production and instruction.

[@wojtektolsdorf1738]

I agree with master Ken on this one - Crudelli Kung Fu definitely definitely sounds like bullshit.

[@luigivercotti6410]

nice

[@mattbugg4568]

The village people that was priceless. Good times, good people, and good content. Awesome as always.

[@Silentnight1979]

"Compound fractures" was perfect...HAHA

[@christopherstone76]

Why hasn't this been made into a TV show by now? This is a riot!

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

Did anyone else notice dude blowing ass at 3:39 with a follow up at 3:40 just to clear the waste gate blowout valve! Very good !

[@Ascaron1337]

This is one of your best videos! Funny from the very beginning to the last seconds. Awesome!

[@sanpol4399]

06:52 really funny dialogue from here.😂😂😂

[@billcynic1815]

Loving the caption boxes. Hope they become a staple of the series.

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

I'm gonna die if he kills me! Very intuitive and philosophical !

[@Siper2]

Sound the Red alert, there's columnists! 😂😂😂

[@BenjaminCampos32]

Best episode yet of MKP's

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

How do you defend yourself against Lex Luthor

[@DoktorWieg]

You make him grow hair

[@Mariostern1]

You take back those 40 cakes

[@DoctorJRx]

MASTER KEN ..,U GUYS ARE HILARIOUS !!!!

[@randalltoth3089]

Thank you once again you are wise and full of truth!

[@WildBillCox13]

Effing hilarious! Good stuff, man!

[@akintomeatloaf]

One of the best episodes so far!

[@caramonmajere447]

Love these videos! You, sir, are an inspiration to all potential martial artists around the world. Re-stomp the groin!

[@darthrevan2410]

Omg I can't stop laughing !!! Like the chocolate dudes face like wtf

[@jacobworkman6455]

After studying Master Ken’s training throughout multiple videos I have discovered that your opponent may die laughing, but they will never die of boredom 😉

[@Cullers77]

Loving the screen comments!

[@akungfustudent79]

"glad i asked" killed me

[@tbuksuperfly]

Best one in a while :)

[@noelhutchins7366]

basics: A.c.e., Deuce, Triangle: ACE(A-nus, C-rotch, E-urethra, strikes with fist and foot) Deuce=2 as in re(Re)stomp the groin, and Triangle as in leave the scene immediately (like a triangular warning sign saying not to get caught) fleeing the scene of the assault. Easy to remember; simple: quick and effective.

[@mckwan9383]

ty master ken your knowledge has yet again made my day.

[@KaedeLanyo]

"Someone Illiterate like an MMA fighter" Them shots though. So many shots.

[@moonpaws1]

"glad I asked".....LOL Golden.

[@The1Helleri]

The guest's techniques are an example of when theory-craft goes so far as to be dangerous to the theorist.

[@gorkskoal9315]

What was or is your prefered WoW race? because I've only read that by current, or former WoW players. Either way doing a PVP battle IRL, is not a good idea. Dooes he have any idea how long it takes to get a res?

[@platypusbuk]

Thank you Master Ken. Ive applied your techniques and have won time and time again. Laughter i find is key in defeating an opponent. Get them to laugh and they are weak!

[@masterofmatts]

your tips are so funny!

[@shadowknight20604]

Yes

[@Rzut-Oka]

Best KEN episode 👍🤣🤣🤣

[@G1stGBless]

“Glad I asked.” Basically what I say after watching every one of these videos.

[@JR-sz7dw]

The most practical advice I’ve seen Ken give. This might actually work... 🤣... he even had the grip right.

[@Tristanosaurs]

Master Ken, has Billy rejoined your Ameri-do-te dojo or are we stuck with his Bullshit still. I am assuming he is the reason why season 4 in on hiatus

[@BluesManSteele]

The second A after he says the YMCA 😂😂😂

[@Dobbersky]

One of the best yet. OSU Anyone want to know more about Chris Crudelli. Get the video series "Mind body and kick arse moves"

[@chriscrudelli]

Thanks!

[@adamcorredor5423]

LMAO "it's fun to slay with the YMCA"

[@TheMetalAllfather]

Ahhh, the Village People defense. takes me back to my days as an 11th degree red belt. I mean, once you earn a black belt first thing you're taught is knife fights are bullshit. This is a legit defense for anyone who *doesn't* have a black belt or higher, in Ameri-Do-Te, but then again, if you don't have a Black Belt, why the hell are you picking street fights to begin with?

[@sealandapostiye]

Justin Widle black belt or more levels is for avoid fights before start.

[@TheMetalAllfather]

See people? this is how you _know_ someone doesn't practice Ameri-Do-Te. When you're a black belt in Ameri-Do-Te, you don't start fights, you finish them, with a good solid stomp to the groin.

[@timothymarshall2365]

This is also how you can tell if folks in the comments take themselves way to seriously!!! The comments section, for a comedy show/skit, is generally meant to be fun and funny...

[@pekinobo]

See new people. Master Ken is humble and announces and let me quote "Glad I asked". Always remember when in a fight, Ask if your apponent want to fight. If Not. Well, Master Ken has another great lesson for you; "Restomp that groin".

[@nateg9770]

Master Ken always makes just enough sense with his revised techniques. 😅

[@truckinhealthy2999]

I don't know how Ken keeps a straight face through his videos

[@amelendez6270]

This is one of the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shadowdancernight]

LOL Adrenalized and Caramelized!!!!!! Thanks Master Ken for the explanation.

[@KnjazNazrath]

I finally found something I can teach Master Ken! In London, you always re-SHANK the groin! I'm also available if he needs to work on his ancient Cockney art of the glass throwing star technique. Over here we call them "ashtrays". I dread to think what the Americans call them.

[@vinvass2674]

As smoking was banned in the UK over 10 years ago, which is the last time ashtrays were seen in UK pubs, you sound about as "street wise" as Crudelli - are you one of his "students"?

[@NintendosixD4]

Hundredth like for the greatest Martial Art ever

[@falvalisious]

This gets funnier every time i watch it! I remember the days when Chris Crudelli used to fake his way onto british tv with his bullshito martial farts.

[@vinvass2674]

Yeh - his kind of bullshit gets into mainstream - real Martial Artists laugh at him

[@gorkskoal9315]

@@vinvass2674 lol well---yeah. he....almost makes it through this with out falling appart at his own bullshido. Almost.

[@MINIMOTOMADNESS]

studied chris for yrs,he is awesome,i had a knife pulled on me in the 90s,he was drunk so i didnt panic,i thought of chris kept cool and disarmed him,many thanks to chris,

[@lietome2033]

Master Ken is awesome!

[@pyrrho314]

my son and his friend have invented a type of kung fu call the Drunken Enchilada. The method is this: if you find yourself in an impending battle, you run away and eat an enchilada. That's not bullshit.

[@jackiemcnaughtan1649]

Weddings will never be the same.

[@Twistedhippy]

Do a " how to fight different costumes at Halloween "

[@brandonsmith-yb2xb]

Thank you master Ken. I now feel better going into dangerous public situations. I feel your theory makes a butter knife more effective, which is my go to carry

[@daneg007]

a knife fighting "expert" without any scars. classic.

[@MrWiggy83]

quality as always

[@Wulfdojo]

That whole video felt awkward to me.

[@rodrigocrispim]

I'm becoming a huge fan of master Ken. He's amazing!

[@michealfernandez226]

You guys should put merchandise on Amazon please

[@shugyosha7924]

Haven't seen Chris Crudelli in years - I couldn't even believe it was him until I heard his voice.