MSSP ep 304- Green Skins and Vampires

[@jamiepalmer5691]

My favorite part of this era was the bit of them saying insert a clip here so confidently and they never inserted anything

[@mozeeyyy]

same😂😂😂 it had me lost at first

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Shane calling his sister Fart McGuire is making me laugh way more than I should be

[@Its_LumberJack]

Slammin Sara Sosa crushing farts out of the park

[@austinrodriguez2481]

"I gotta address my haters too, fuck you dad" lmfao

[@drod7264]

Lmfao right when I read this he said it 😂

[@Muttrix]

Shout out to all the total war playing dawgs!

[@ZombieLincoln666]

I just got three kingdoms and I love it. Can’t tell the difference between anyone though because they all look the same

[@michaelmyers9829]

Deadass dont know if it's a subtle add everytime they bring it up lol

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

Idk why but I can't move on from Shogun 2

[@Muttrix]

I got like 1200 hours over the 2 warhammer games alone. I stink of nerd.

[@Cory989]

that game still tanks my computer.

[@danielpicciotti2473]

Shane's like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, hes a jock that secretly always was a nerd with his civil war and vampire shit

[@randomdude189]

Which makes him calling out lemaire for his anime all the more funny

[@lordfordification]

​@@randomdude189anime is really twisted though.

[@Flameb0]

stand up comics are all intrinsically nerds on some level.

[@QQ-yi6yg]

​@@lordfordificationNot as twisted as furries

[@hithere4719]

@@QQ-yi6ygdifference without distinction

[@buckets_of_lead]

Shane's dad cuts the lawn before shane can do it just so he can have the one up on him. Hes gotta get out there before pops has the chance to. Standard dad tactics.

[@richchef6129]

ABSOLUTELY. You gotta beat em at their own game. Wake up BEFORE him and start at it immediately. Come in and say “enjoy your coffee big guy, i got this handled”

[@thomasgallaer306]

Prime dad tactics, thanks dawgz

[@xijingpingpong3885]

Electric lawn mowers can be used at night

[@DirtSpud]

@@xijingpingpong3885 you think a dad is going to respect some liberal shit like an electric mower? A real dad lives for fixing a carburetor.

[@xijingpingpong3885]

@@DirtSpud try fixing an electric engine

[@Cobwebs_and_Crayons]

Shane out here livin the best 16yr old life ever lmaooo

[@deezlesteezle]

Wakakakakakaka

[@whodoobucrew2960]

"Billy's not a patriot dude. The wrinkles on the wall" genius

[@MagikMac]

Such a good line 😂

[@henryplaster1862]

So funny when Shane pushes a joke a bit to far and mutters “alright”

[@chasemoulder8432]

Or the “Come on now!”

[@tylerstrow811]

Usually when it goes towards nooders, the LADs, or the Js.

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

@@tylerstrow811 those are the only ones left after the businessmen took him down

[@tylerstrow811]

@@Brandonthesnifferofall chill chill chill chill

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

@@tylerstrow811 😂

[@newgamer85]

Shane is 100% legend. Warhammer nerd I see you.

[@justpettet3506]

hek yeah

[@Thaddius0]

@Trumero i was curious so i googled it, got forum results for "Total War: WARHAMMER"

[@newgamer85]

You boys are in for a treat if you dear go down the games workshop rabbit hole. You lucky bastard's.

[@zman7357]

@Trumero ever want to fight an army of puny men using an army of dinosaurs lead by a fat chair bound frog shaman?

[@malinko35]

@@zman7357 how about sigvald fighting an army of mortal men because he's insecure about his sexuality

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

Lemaire def dropped the ball on that story holy shit. I was laughing big time and then confusion.

[@suzysmash3560]

Rewatching old episodes to fill the void between new ones…

[@Krebbaroni]

Shane "getting cancelled" is the only reason I'm here, the hilarious comedy and great chemistry is why I'm staying. So damn good

[@DonkeyHotay794]

Truly was the Streisand Effect. Same with Peng Deng on Kill Tony. Can't cancel real dawgz.

[@houlmyhead9947]

His cancelling kinda propelles him to relative fame. Id never heard of him beyond a mention as a podcast guest until the snl thing and after that he was on my radar. The specials on yt are gold. The dude is gonna go far. Hes like one of the cumtown guys (well, 2 outta 3) but intelligent.

[@keithfissel1884]

6:33 Matt tried twice to bait Shane with the “assho” but no bite.

[@BanditoBurrito]

More greenskin and drac talk please I’m dying laughing

[@ryanwood6006]

New dawg on the block here. What is he talking about lol? I get its a game but iv never heard of it or what console its on

[@ridgeline1893]

​@@ryanwood6006I think he's talking about total war: warhammer III

[@ryanwood6006]

@@ridgeline1893 thanks. Sounds sweet

[@Vikn01]

​@@ryanwood6006 best game

[@rrauly1166]

women tell me this every time i mention greenskins

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736]

the only pod i have to play at 100% volume and can still barely hear shit, love you my dudes.

[@SuperPope69]

I legit listen to podcasts while working or to and from work, literally can only listen to this pod in the car or I can't hear shit. When I'm working I can even Joey Diaz whisper rants

[@mattythefatty6442]

This might be the best episode of all time

[@rustbeltmachine]

I’m sure this would be a great pod if only I could hear it. The factories have killed my hearing, boys. Please drop some luscious db’s on us.

[@scottywalker2605]

Very true. I'm a quiet dude but at work I fucking holler. Only way people hear you.

[@flyinhigh50]

I’m guessing this is the episode that lead to Lemaire’s firing 😅

[@johnhollows2374]

LOL. At least I know it's not my computer speakers now.

[@ryanrobinson191]

THis ep shows why lemaire got fired

[@linusdn2777]

Basically every episode with Lemaire shows why Lemaire got fired

[@kelev48]

And also why there's a tissue shortage.

[@davidmatthys481]

Not everyone is young Jammie from Joe Rogan show

[@youtubeistrash2347]

What did he do?

[@bainmayn3927]

@@youtubeistrash2347takes a sec to looking things up haha. It’s his job tho as a producer.

[@Laura-qo5tx]

During a decidedly low time in my life, I made deliveries in Philly and they used to have signs posted in the area in which we would wait for jobs stating that everyone MUST shower and ATTEMPT to maintain relatively decent hygiene as there had been many complaints from customers about the stench of employees. Good times...

[@DubKei]

what year was this? I've never seen these signs

[@BootyStarfish]

By far my favorite show! Can we get the volume up a little next time?

[@redpalace2494]

I was laughing throughout pretty much that entire podcast. This is the shit that makes second shift a little easier to get through.

[@funnydonor9484]

This is the funniest podcast in the business. It should have 10x subs

[@scottywalker2605]

Ok Matt

[@bananastand-2241]

Knowing Shane also stays up until 3 in the morning playing video games makes me feel a little better about doing the exact same thing.

[@Secretdawg925]

He makes a lot of money though

[@bananastand-2241]

@@Secretdawg925 no shit.

[@bathroomstallbibble7251]

But he’s rich and successful and ur just staying up playing video games

[@mrkingjesse378]

@@bathroomstallbibble7251rich and successful is a stretch. What’s the point of your comment? Curious

[@McFudge93]

​@@mrkingjesse378what's the point of yours you creepy douche

[@trevorseliga4097]

Shane Gillis playing total war. Makes me feel like I belong

[@leachimeel]

I listen to MSSP while playing total war warhammer, how did I miss this gem??

[@montablanc1]

Matt doing the minority report hand movements to analyze his porn library is peak shaman.

[@revfunk8823]

"Shaman" 🤡

[@miketrujillo3677]

As a card carrying native matt is my only shaman​@@revfunk8823

[@anttr4601]

Hearing shane bitch about his dad like a teenager is hilarious 😂😂

[@raytard8500]

McCusker's views on legal weed are fuckin spot on

[@rackedbound1648]

The salt rock always cracks me up

[@NickCageRage1]

LOL...phil bashing the podcast...11/10...imagine if he heard you dropping dimes on $600 madden games being bet on.

[@hiroe6350]

Great episode, next time is it possible to get a bit louder in the final mix?

[@achumarevolution]

The should totally record semi-hot / loud , and if its too much can't you just final mix and reduce? But you can't do the opposite? Totally guessing all of that

[@jakep7706]

@@achumarevolution if its so hot it causes clipping there is nothing they can do to fix it but im sure they could turn it up abit without getting to that level

[@achumarevolution]

@@jakep7706 Are they just not using a pre-amp or something simple? If 15 year old twitch streamers can have flawless audio/ video I know our boys can too.

[@magnetopenguino]

@@achumarevolution as long as you don't record so hot you're clipping (when the sound gets distorted from overloading the mic) you can adjust it either way. you can compress/normalize/increase the level of the audio with a basic plugin

[@jakep7706]

@@achumarevolution It is probably that their headphone volume is more +Db than the actual track. So they hear each other just fine but the actual mix is down since they are adding volume to their headphones but not the actual mix. That'd be my guess.

[@nc4181]

Dude,true, love the lingo so old school 😄 love tuning into you guys for a regular dose of silliness 😄

[@rolandc2344]

Why don't they just listen to it themselves so they can hear how low the master volume is. Post gain levels need to be brought up

[@robbyrobot3303]

I know they are the ones making it, but they can't handle the cast

[@robbyrobot3303]

It's too hot

[@rolandc2344]

@@robbyrobot3303 I'm weak 🤣

[@draggingthischain]

Cuz headphones munch dick dude

[@bossHogOG]

it's that simple. wear some headphones.

[@danielprestesbraga1113]

Fuck yeah dude. Never would've guessed Shane played Warhammer total war

[@RoshDroz]

I love how confident they were that Shane's family argument story was still intact, despite the fact it was very much cut short by their production assistant, who was obviously unfairly fired. Prob just cuz he's black!

[@boosh90]

Every time they bring up Farrakhan, I cry laughing. Every time

[@johnnyorigami6300]

This shit is dope coz its like a modern day grapes of wrath in a lot of ways

[@Millor001]

shane better be playing best boy vlad and not the bald worst carstein freak in warhammer

[@bigdawgs94]

Yo what Warhammer game was it

[@CrackedRealm]

@@bigdawgs94 probably warhammer 2

[@marcusgarcia06]

painting warhammer while listening to this, so great hearing him talking about fighting orcs

[@TheMrbojangles74]

❤ This is great timing, I'm on episode 7 of The Sopranos. I figured if 25 years has passed it's time to check it out

[@EVAASIVEOne]

32:40 “Ill go to put a shirt on and it still- it felt like skateboard griptape” The Shaman still kills me w this shit. It shouldve been in his spesh

[@gregorybenedict8932]

This is One of the best eps of MSSP for sure

[@T3koner]

Dude takes warhammer as serious as I do, respect 😂

[@RyanRSchell]

People fish cooking oil from drains in China to resell. Sewer cooking oil.

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

32:43 Matt would have a Phil Gillis laser tag moment if he wore anything into a black light area 😂😂

[@ccstreamz]

I'm glad to see that golf pro Shane has now decided to enter the police academy...I'm basing all this on 10 seconds of watching and mostly on Shane's shirt and hand positioning.

[@redrabbit1478]

Can’t wait til the egg hatches

[@goodtimesgamingtm1316]

I love how you can tell how badly Shane wants to go into detail about Total war Warhammer but he knows Matt won’t understand. Trust me Shane we all understand how awesome it feels to fully confederate the vampire counts before you’re overwhelmed by empire or greenskins

[@Chris-yq3kp]

43:18 I seriously almost just died laughing I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@footytang]

Speaker 100%, KZbin volume 100%, audio booster maxed out....... perfect volume boys. You just have to crank the fucker to 11.

[@Johnny1.0]

My day from hell just went way down on the suck meter now that I am home and opened the youtube app and bam!

[@whothennow81]

can barely hear

[@rewright4621]

turn it up. 😂

[@drod7264]

Best podcast on earth mssp

[@Perkustin]

I only wish there was some kind of way they could increase the volume.

[@samanthag9510]

So weird, its literally the best sound in my headphones.... what's up with everyone?

[@easelove]

unfortunately we don't possess that technology yet.

[@Clem_Kadidlehopper]

They could increase the mic. It's easy to turn down loud mics. Us guys that work around loud machinery that cant hear for shit could use the increase.

[@wily4422]

Yea i drive a straight piped semi and cannot here this for shit.

[@mibsemusic]

I am actively fighting in the Ukrainian war so it’s really hard for me to hear this while I’m in the trenches

[@robbyrobot3303]

Out of respect to Phil, Shane should play some WW2 or historical strategy game

[@Tailssonic1999x]

Empire Earth, no age progression, in WWII era

[@andrearamirez2662]

The way shane is so proud of his new shirt 🫶🏽

[@jethro1044]

Such a great Ep, golden era

[@Alexskateboards10]

I read all the comments first so I knew what to expect but it still caught me off guard when it happened. Damn that story was rollin!

[@gobsmacked_pig]

We gotta get Shane into Warhammer 40k

[@katabeats]

10:53 Shane just burnt lemaire into a crisp

[@KC-bg1th]

I'm so happy that Shane is a Total War fan. I was worried he wouldn't play the Warhammer games, since they aren't history-based, but god damn is Warhammer Total War good.

[@nickp440]

The digger you deep, the more you realize that matt is the sauce

[@seffr3790]

3 year old ep and I come back to it constantly because they say my name

[@ivanlopez3398]

Feels good to be seen sometimes

[@levvy16]

listening to this on mushrooms is crazy

[@stupidflightlessbird]

Live chat with the Dawgs was lit. We outch here.

[@rudyortega483]

Best pod in the world

[@broome090]

Shane looks like the youngest middle school football coach in which alcohol has ruined his marriage.

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

The way matt says ratatouille is hilarious

[@banksy2]

Just woke up hungover and confused after day drinking..... Then the DAWGZ went live for the win.

[@CaleCoast]

This is one of the best episodes in history.

[@coolbeans1266]

Lol! Cooking the books on the tissue boxes inventory of the household

[@KatzenjammerKid61]

18:56 Pay no attention to the geek behind the curtain.

[@OvertheTopShot]

Holy fuck. I was crying during the J/o talk. 😂😂😂

[@arbyscurlyfries9490]

This episode auto plays anytime I let a video finish and dont select a new one. I've finished the episode to make it stop auto playing and it still plays like three times a day. I'm so sick of this episode.

[@heithheithinson2495]

This is fucking hilarious

[@arbyscurlyfries9490]

@@heithheithinson2495 I saw the comment by the video auto playing before I got the notification

[@zachh5043]

Greenskin

[@Dudecool80085]

Hahah why can’t they just crank the gain on the mics?! Don’t they ever listen back for a minute and realize you have to have the volume on max to hear? I love the cast, I’m a fuckin dawg, just volume is volume dawgz.

[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

I Love that We All check our sound at the same exact time 😆

[@gotheeeem4]

6:34 "China fuckin asshole" got me good

[@ghostfacedninja1000]

Have to increase my volume at least double, probly more compared to other youtube vids

[@bump112]

What's the point of the mics? Look cool?

[@cdoooc2542]

audio?

[@Sprite_525]

without mics, it doesn’t get recorded.. without mic-stands they gotta pay attention to BS about holding the mic and leaning-in unnaturally to be near the mic, takes focus off the convo

[@Sprite_525]

Brilliant Idiot - double woosh to you then. “Babies and shit talking whiners. Doin the best we can, Jesus Christ” -McCusker

[@bossHogOG]

Jay Are “babies and shit talking whiners, we’re doing the best we can” is something a little 10 year old girl whines when confronted with a valid criticism. “The best they can”? Not hardly. It’s not difficult. They can ask st. Rogies for some basic advice. Wear some fucking headphones-it’s that simple.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

What the point of dick. Look cool? Yep

[@sleepyproduction7166]

Everyone is a nerd for something, ‘you like anime? Gay!’ Meanwhile they can name every stat of an entire team including knowing all of their birthdays

[@coxndix56]

Shane finally clapping back at sexpest Seth is beautiful.

[@albertthedeathofusmedina8718]

Shane looks so pissed waiting for lemer

[@Heroyesterday]

Oh Cusker. Ya Loony fuck, I love you. Shoutout D.A.W.G.Z. Shoutout Rigginz. Shoutout Shat Nation. Shoutout Phil.

[@whitneyallen9237]

@43:40 That gasp!!!! 😱 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@nickb9379]

Im never going to be able to use my moms car again 😂😂

[@EZ-123]

WHERE IS THE LEMAIRE CAMERA?

[@jessarhodes6196]

Nobody wanna look at that.

[@nickhardy9416]

God bless the Gamer chairs

[@benzoadonethc1685]

43:42 Shane's reaction is epic!

[@sdm1568]

28:30 love me some green skins vs draculas

[@stupidflightlessbird]

Live episodes really should have an snl style lead in

[@ElkinsEric]

Live from McCuckskers basement, it’s PODCAST NIGHT!!

[@donaldduck3078]

We all know it was bike lock then gun. You don't draw a bike lock to a gun lol

[@nickwest_acoustic]

Only Shane caught that unintentional Howard Hughes reference right at the beginning lol

[@Kdnbdk88373vejud]

Bike lock would kill with one swing easily

[@eyur]

31:37 "I like to see the girl remove her clothing." "Pretty tight, yea."

[@quinstudent9495]

Shane would make so much money if he made a multiplayer Warhammer server. I would love to merch the counts with Karl Frans. ( yes I am a nerd)

[@ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

THE WRINKLES ARE ON THE WALL DUDE

[@marlinsmith9070]

Yo matt has it right about legal weed. It happened here in Canada exactly like he said.

[@Max-zr7hr]

Haha love the total war talk