How The Rise of Skywalker should have started

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

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[@O4C209]

Let's appreciate that these two powerful, evil geniuses with massive armies are meeting face to face with no guards.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Huh. Didn't even think about that.

[@Two49]

That part actually is consistent with sith lords on account of their massive egos.

[@TakaD20]

Somehow guards returned... home, all of them, at the same time, probably some holiday, total plausible, just ask Jar Jar Abrams

[@Alexalicious]

When have Sith not done that lol

[@HHHjb_]

they started on the planet hardest to get fleets onto at all and also yea massive ego of siths as per usual as that dude above me said​@@MatthewMcCleskey

[@emilybelzer5773]

"how did you survive" "I used Jedi cloning knowledge with Sith developments in consciousness transfer and midichlorian enhancement. In this essay I will..."

[@DoctorNemmo]

Oh, no, the dichotomy !

[@This_side_of_the_internet]

- Careful, Palpatine. I can sense the darkness of dichotomy growing in you. Don't follow that path or master Windu will arrive and call you a nerd. - But Windu is dead. - It won't stop him!

[@Dante...]

Kylo is a fool! Doesn't he know that stabing someone in the chest with a lightsaber is only lethal if your name is Qui-Gon

[@ranchoth]

Reva, right before Vader stabs her for a third time: "Stop, sir, I beseech you...I apologize for calling Senator Amidala a 'bloated warthog'-heh heh-and I bid you good day..."

[@AkariLimano]

...or Han

[@Dante...]

@@AkariLimano Nah, Han died from the fall. According to Disney Star Wars canon, he would've easily recovered from that chest wound if he didn't fall into a bottomless pit.

[@AkariLimano]

@@Dante... hmm, D. Maul, Palpatine - we never know who will somehow return ages later

[@Dante...]

@@AkariLimano The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, including immunity to fall damage, and giant explosions.

[@bigyoshi5170]

“Okay so, we both know I *may* have screwed over Anakin. However I pinky promise you and I are going to be best pals, nothing unnatural I promise! So…we good?” -Sheev Palpatine

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

And Dooku, and Maul, and the Separatist leaders, and Plagueis…

[@BingFox]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Don't forget the Senate, or the Jedi, or all the officers Vader killed for getting him on a bad day.

[@david7522]

No way that decayed pinky doesn't pop off during the pinky pledge

[@michaelbread5906]

He just has a fixation on young, strapping Skywalker men, nothing unnatural about that! 😅

[@libo2000]

Stardestroyers with death star lasers is like sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads.

[@benjaminschiel3339]

nope. the laser of the sharks head were that they can have a hot meal. Stardestryoeds don't eat...

[@libo2000]

@@benjaminschiel3339 no, they hibernate in ice for they are already full.

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

Or at least mutated sea bass

[@harryv6752]

😆😆😆

[@SophisticatedPringleCat]

Sounds like something they would put into a Lego movie as a gag

[@david7522]

"whats going on? Im hearing a lot of crashing noises coming from the surface." "My fleet of mega star destroyers is emerging from the ice.... Probably looks pretty cool.... You know.... If we were up there or had a window or something. Guess your just going to have to imagine it." "I feel like you really chose the wrong room for this conversation." "In retrospect.... Yes."

[@orbaitv5991]

I remember in the novel that the fleet was high in the skies and could be seen from Palpatine's lair.

[@TheDemigans]

“In retrospect, yes, but I am afraid of elevator shafts and a tower with a good view wouldn’t have worked for me”.

[@chrissonofpear1384]

It's sand, technically... from all I know.

[@glauberglousger956]

He had a window, or whatever Rey used to look outside But he was definitely doing weird stuff now

[@FriarJoe66]

@@orbaitv5991would you say the novel is a better experience than the film?

[@BlaDeSDV]

Star trek ad on a star wars video? Bold move

[@RyJones]

Same, same

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

I do not fear the dark side as you do!

[@warwargr3654]

Plus i tried it, it's hardcore PVP not even optional and throws ads at you every 5 minutes XD

[@KingOfMadCows]

Rule of Acquisition 45 - Expand or die.

[@brbbiobreak]

boldly going where no ad read has gone before

[@Kwyjor]

Should've shown him the choir, amirite? Big ol' Sith choir, that's what closes the sale.

[@jdotoz]

Not with Brian being pitchy like that.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Choirs are for closers

[@wizzy3532]

He’ll live since being stabbed by a lightsaber is no big deal nowadays

[@YouTube_Censored_Me]

Yes thankfully it wasn't a kitchen knife. Somehow that's the jedi's weakness

[@david7522]

Light saber stabs only kill men

[@jlev1028]

​@@david7522Tell that to the Grand Inquisitor.

[@TheHardys01]

​@@jlev1028He identified as a "They" right before the scene.

[@wisdomoftheshadows]

​@@TheHardys01Who is "they?"

[@thehorsefromhorsinabout]

It never even registered to me that that dumb fortnite thing was the transmission they were referring to in the opening crawl **psyduck**

[@pyrouscomments]

I almost went home when the opening crawl started. If I knew at the time that this was a thing I wouldn't have bothered to buy tickets.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

​@@pyrouscomments why did you buy tickets in the first place lmao. It was painfully obvious from the previous two movies that this one was going to be terrible.

[@wolfpack3c23x]

The wig and vest in the background for Kylo's SNL alter ego as Matt the Radar Technician. Amazing.

[@perrymason8471]

I didnt even notice, holy crap

[@TheZeroNeonix]

"They have Death Star lasers!" "Okay... But why would we need that? Destroying entire planets seems like a bit overkill. It's like bringing a sledgehammer to a surgery instead of a scalpel. It hurts us more than it hurts the rebellion." "It's an intimidation tactic." "So your super weapons are just a big bluff then?" "I mean...yeah, kind of."

[@TheZeroNeonix]

​@@Space_Devil - That, to me, isn't really an issue. That just points to technological progress. It's like how computers used to take up entire rooms, but now we carry cellphones that dwarf the computing power that NASA used to get to the Moon. They just found a way to make their power source smaller and more efficient. But what I find funny is that it wasn't even an original idea. Apparently, the ships equipped with Death Star lasers appeared in the books Disney declared non-canon after buying the series. I remember hearing about them years before the movie came out. The idea of a planet-destroying laser still seems very impractical to me. But then again, I could say the same about the ridiculously powerful and numerous nuclear weapons multiple countries store away in real life. Will the new republic develop their own Death Star lasers? Will feuding planets think twice about crossing each other, lest they risk mutually assured destruction?

[@_MaZTeR_]

@@TheZeroNeonix In Legends, Palpatine's flagship Eclipse has a superlaser. I'm not sure if it's strong enough to blow up a whole planet, but it did have one.

[@alkatron768]

@@_MaZTeR_ The Eclipse was sooo cool, they could have done great things with that ship, it could not blow up a planet but what's the point of doing that anyway? Instead we get a fleet of modified Type I Star-Destroyers that ruin the whole idea of needing a massive battlestation to power the planet-destroying superlaser.

[@Zach476]

@@alkatron768 they are actually 500 meters longer than the normal Imperial-class star destroyer, but it would have been better if they were super star destroyers and made them crack the planets instead of just exploding them.

[@arcdecibel9986]

Though the sequels are indefensible, the Empire actually had plans for just such a fleet, using the Death Star II' laser once it was improved enough. Remember, the second Death Star could target individual ships, destroying them instantly. Then we're told in Rogue One that the Death Star could actually adjust the power of the laser this entire time, which is retarded and counter to the lore, but could still apply on thee vessels. Personally, I don't care that much any more because Star Wars is dead, but originally, this still could have been a thing.

[@TheMadJellyfish]

That Adam Driver impersonation is on point.

[@williamfalls]

There's so much more he could have off the cuff ripped on Palpatine during the reveal. Like "Well. If you made a new body, why is it still old and gross? Why not a new more fit body?"

[@shaventalz3092]

"And why do you have vats full of clone-Snoke _with_ the scar?"

[@ObakeOnna]

"No no no! Do you not see?! The fleet even more of the old thing that you liked. Everyone wants more of the old thing they liked!"

[@ge2719]

And the hundres of thousands of storm troopers on those star destroys just all kinda mill about a bit for a while.... "Hey does er...anyone know how we get out of here?"

[@alexneff]

Back in line trooper Ge2719

[@brendenhawley2225]

I Thought they were force zombies.

[@larzkruber822]

The same way they came in You silly

[@glauberglousger956]

​@@brendenhawley2225No, the official lore states they're the children of the cultists when they were told by Palpatine he needed crewmembers

[@ericchung3177]

A single superweapon is a useful tool. Tens of thousands of superweapons is an arms race.

[@midwestbox]

I literally forgot about the palpatine message in fortnite being canon to star wars lore meaning every crossover in that game is canon to star wars technically 😂

[@runningbeaner1]

…that can’t be true.

[@HBstudios2005]

Goku is cannon to Star Wars then

[@RealJesseHerft]

Not John Wick shooting up the Death Star

[@cyberninjazero5659]

​@@HBstudios2005Well, the Force is just Ki/Chi from Taoism so they already shared a power system

[@lasercraft32]

Peter Griffon exists in Star Wars canon, CONFIRMED.

[@alexrexaros9837]

"But they have death star lasers!" "We kinda decided to stop doing that, theres only so many planets and quite frankly, as an empire, we want more territory, not less shit to conquer."

[@Yabuturtle]

The idea is not to lay waste to the galaxy. The whole idea behind this, as well as the Death Star, is to have people afraid. Fear is what would keep them in line, and honestly a bunch of star destroyers is way more frightening than just one big station.

[@alexrexaros9837]

@@Yabuturtle How much did the maintenance of the Death Star costed at the time? Surely the cannon was eating a big part of the budget. So a whole fleet of star destroyers with planet destroying cannons must be even more expensive.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

The loss of Aldebaran alone would cost the empire a significant chunk of income. I mean, it was pretty much a gaia planet. Losing a perfectly sized and habitable planet is really bad. You can't really do it again and again.

[@andiralosh2173]

Really gotta appreciate that Palps specifically said he didn't want to rule over a dead galaxy and Disney made him create destroyers that would literally obliterate planets for fun

[@Traumglanz]

Not Disney, that was iirc Tom Veitch. Back in 1991.

[@kudosbudo]

the worst thing about that plan is he handed every single random ship commander a super weapon. only takes one to turn on him via rebelling and thats exegol gone.

[@migarsormrapophis2755]

"But they all have deathstar lasers!" "Yeah, so what? I don't want to rule over a bunch of debris fields in space. One is fine, two even, but thousands? What if someone goes rogue and just starts blowing up planets? That's just overkill."

[@mehowme]

Wasn't it Kylo who already blew up like 5 planets or something ridiculous like that?

[@ERRandDEL]

Even Palps himself has said to Vader "I do not wish to rule an Empire of the dead" or something like that.

[@reaganmonkey8]

4:52 "You cloned yourself to not lose power after you died." That one line is a way better explanation for his return than the vague hints we actually got, with confirmation later. Would it have been that hard to just say something like that?

[@Traumglanz]

But what about the mystery box? ;-) But hey, Dark Empire already sucked, so no wonder this remake was even worse.

[@reaganmonkey8]

@@Traumglanz What mystery box? Do you mean Fortnite? A good movie doesn’t rely on Fortnite for explanation.

[@vaelegoro7782]

Another palpatine should have walked in at the end and started saying aw s.... *cuts*

[@KingOfSciliy]

Palpatine: "You thought I was the only clone? Did you literally not see all those vats over there? Have you never read the Expanded Universe?" Kylo Ren: "Those tales you speak are no longer canon, and have no bearings on our stories. Nothing about what has transpired has ever been inspired by this fiction you hold dear." Palpatine: "Whatever, you "Caedus"-wanabe.

[@mouseworks]

Bro delivered that "Every voice" line better than the actual movie did.

[@thestupidnintendokid]

"What were those? Impressions?" "They were... *FORCE* impressions!" Rise of Skywalker in a nutshell

[@FriarJoe66]

“You’ll die first” “I have died *every day* waiting for you”

[@SkotColacicco]

Someday I hope I can say “I’m uh, already the Supreme Leader of tie current tyrannical government…”.

[@DenderFriend]

This is probably what Kylo Ren would've done if he hadn't been super susceptible to manipulation.

[@Copper_Mine]

Your Palpatine bits are ALWAYS on point 😂

[@IoRomulus]

"final order" gives away the ending

[@vermiworm]

The reveal via Fortnite gave me everlasting pain. Might have been able to join Snoke's Praetorian Guard were I not intensely embarassed on his behalf.

[@dangalfthedruid]

The buried fleet was clearly meant to be some haunted ghost thing, but they couldn’t commit to the bit because they had to make a profit in China.

[@jeremoople]

Palpating in this animation style be looking like a viral analog horror monster

[@KingDuken]

The sponsorship of Fortnite is how Palpatine afforded all of the new ships and personnel.

[@lightningleopard]

Ah man, I was prepared for a jump scare that he was still alive at the end 😅😂

[@SubDasZero]

"somehow" they didn't even try

[@Rejukem]

Do or do not. There is no try. There is only a ketamine-induced theatrical nightmare

[@Sr.Pirulito]

I blame Palpatine return on that viral Film Theory video where he "predicted" Ray parent to be Palpatine. The executives saw people were mad over ep8 not following their personal theories, so they did a full turn and based the whole movie on popular theories.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

It's like they told them "here, don't worry about it, we're going to make a book and by the time the movie is done we'll sent you the how, for you to put in the crawling text and to film that one debriefing scene"

[@DenderFriend]

I mean, that line was given by the guy who wouldn't have any way of knowing how Palpatine came back.

[@Hei_Darkfire]

They did try. The problem was that they didn't plan where they wanted the story to go over the course of the trilogy and universally go towards that vision. JJ and Rian both had their own visions, and Rian went a different direction than JJ was planning. If they'd have had an end story in mind they agreed on, they wouldn't have had the story end up being so fragmented. Episode 8 undid a lot of what Episode 7 had built up, and so JJ had to salvage the story.

[@soupcake3092]

I'm not sure how it should have started but it should have ended with palpatine challenging Rei and Kylo to a dance off. At first he is crushing them with his sick unatural moves, but then Han Solos ghost appears and does the Han Solo, palpatine explodes.

[@prospect689]

I love the casual conversation element of these videos, it's always funny and interesting.

[@ChrisMGermann]

"Your game is old, Palpatine! There's no one in the galaxy left for you to swindle!!"

[@WinstonSmith6]

I walked out of theater about halfway through the second new Star Wars movie, and never went back. Good to see I didn’t miss anything.

[@kudosbudo]

funny thing is that ones ok. it hits the whole stars war right at thevend. the third one isnt too bad either. there are worst films out there. and its no worse than the original movies (seriously go watch em with the same critical eye, they dont hold up!)

[@CrystalTikal]

I still can't believe that the Fortnite thing is supposedly canon.

[@stackflow343]

"The dark side of the force is a path to many abilities some consider to be bullshit"

[@jimbob8726]

Hey Palpatine, remember that part where Anakin destroyed the Death Star, my favourite part.

[@PotatoPrem]

Its extra funny if you consider that the person saying "Moron" at the end is actually palpatine since kylo struck him down in anger. All the trashy plan was to egg him into thinking palpatine was stupid and didn't expect him to not take his bad offer and "unexpectedly" strike him down

[@outtheredude]

@@BlazingOwnager He was all "OK Boomer" with it.

[@EmperorFawful]

It's most likely still Kylo, because the writing on IX was cringe. The whole 'If you strike me down, I'll possess you, my great-granddaughter' never happened or was shown in any form during the movie and felt just as most of the Palpatine-Final-Order-stuff like a really bad homage to the Dark-Empire books from Legends. It says a lot, when people have to guess on a few words uttered in Episode 9, that the whole process of cloning the Emperor and how he possesses bodies works like in the old Legends books, when in reality nothing was explained at all in the movies about it, because it's a plot J.J. 'Add-more-Lensflare-and-don't-explain-anything-just-make-it-look-unnecessarily-big' Abrams just shoe-horned it in last minute because Disney wanted to see Ian McDiarmid play the Emperor live again. Ian is a great actor and sadly his performance being the best among the cast of this movie says still a lot about how horrible the whole project went, I'm also glad he had apparently fun during the production of it. But they just threw in lines for the sake of giving him dialogue. Stuff like "I am all the Sith" , "I have been every voice inside your head" and "The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural." either lack any sort of explaination to make them feel relevant or are just references to better movies created by George Lucas. So yeah, if Sidious can take over other people after getting killed, I've yet have to see it in Canon, because the only time when that happened was in Legends lore and nowhere else. It's just a pointless line into noone gave actual thought, because otherwise the movie wouldn't have ended the way it did. It's just Rey cutting down Palpatine without any visible consequences and that's it.

[@glauberglousger956]

​@@EmperorFawfulSupposedly the explanation is that Rey deflected the lightning, so he killed himself But that raises more questions as to why he said anything instead of letting her kill him Or why didn't he throw her down the hole with Kylo

[@cloudydays3136]

Palps #3: "Dang it! Good thing I build this other cloning facility on a completely different planet. Whelp, time to get ready for episode 10. The Galaxy isn't to conquer itself! Maybe this time I'll build a giant indestructible space worm that eats planets. A Doomsday Machine! Hmmm.... Billy! Make me some tea! We have work to do!"

[@CrespoFTW]

Who are the 10,000+ people piloting the ships?

[@jlev1028]

Screenwriter Guy: Hey, shut up.

[@DoctorNemmo]

The 10,000 dead people in the ships

[@deadshot5007]

Cultists. They mention it in the movie.

[@Zirbip]

This was better than the movie

[@Roboprogs]

I’ll have to take your word for it, since I checked out after the second one. From what I heard, yeah, this video was a rational take.

[@benjammen7041]

This reminds me when I was a kid sitting in Sunday school learning about the devil tempting Jesus lol. I asked the teacher why Jesus didn't laugh at him and say I already have these things lol

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

Haha. Swiss cheese has less holes than the sequel trilogy. The story makes absolutely no sense.

[@Hei_Darkfire]

The story does make sense though. What exactly doesn't make sense?

[@MSte21]

@@Hei_Darkfire Any of it.

[@Alpha99333]

@@Hei_Darkfire Palpatine somehow returning and invalidating the chosen one prophecy. The New Republic being the underdogs to some vaguely Empire-affiliated guys after the Empire supposedly self-destructed in Operation Cinder. The New Republic dismantling the insanely large military the Rebellion had built up despite the First Order being around somehow. Luke being a loser who abandoned the Jedi and his friends because his nephew had a bad dream. Luke even thinking about murdering his innocent nephew because he had a bad dream, despite never having given up on his genocidaire father previously. Snoke being thrown into the garbage bin because they obviously set him up as a mystery box but forgot to actually pay it off. Hux being a traitor despite ordering the destruction of Hosnian Prime and its millions or billions of inhabitants. Rey being more powerful and knowledgeable than anyone despite having lived all her life as a scavenger in a desert planet with no training. Rey stealing the name Skywalker despite being a Palpatine. The Second Death Star having broken pieces surviving despite very clearly having been vaporized. Holdo using a Mon Cal cruiser to hyperspace ram another ship, showing that everyone else is stupid for not having used hyperspace missiles for everything. Palpatine having the brilliant idea of following up two impractical superweapons with thousands of impractical superweapons, after the First Order had already built and lost its own copy of the original impractical superweapon. Need I really go on?

[@Hei_Darkfire]

@@Alpha99333 Sounds to me like someone didn't watch the trilogy at all to understand it. If you had, maybe you would understand it. Also, everyone says Rey "is somehow stronger" than everyone else clearly hasn't seen the movies. That is not true at all. She has a lot of natural talent like Luke (she is meant to be the Luke of the new trilogy, and even borrowed the story structure of the original trilogy). She barely gets by in any situation, even after her training. In Episode 9, she is a little more experienced (like Luke was in Return of the Jedi), but she still hasn't tapped into her full abilities. Not only that, but when it comes to fighting, she actually does have experience fighting as shown in Episode 7 where she can fight using her staff. The whole trilogy is about her learning how to use it, and her biggest weakness is not being able to use it effectively. Even in 9, she can't do anything by herself until the very end, but even then, taking on Palpatine's force lightning showed her "borrowing" Luke and Leia's power when she was using their lightsabers (as it is implied in series like Clone Wars and Rebels that Jedi using each other's lightsabers gives them a boost in ability like they're borrowing ability from the owner of the lightsaber).

[@Alpha99333]

​@@Hei_Darkfire How about you explain why any of the things I listed make sense instead of accusing me of not watching the movies? As for Rey, I disagree that she was like Luke. Luke went from a kid who needed Obi Wan to intervene for him in the cantina to a Jedi Knight after years of experience and time spent training with Yoda. Luke failed to lift his X-Wing from the swamp, so Yoda had to show him that it was possible. Luke lost to Vader at Bespin, and only beat him in Episode VI because he slightly gave into the dark side and Vader was conflicted over killing his own son. Then he got immediately blasted by Palpatine, and Vader again had to intervene for him. Rey immediately knows how to fight with a saber, which is vastly different from a staff. She knows how to fly spaceships, despite there being no indication that she ever flew on Jakku, whereas Luke was established as an avid T-16 pilot. She can utilize mind trick, even though Luke could barely even summon his lightsaber in the cave in Episode V. She defeats Kylo Ren, who should be even more dangerous as he is injured and drawing from the dark side. She defeats Luke, who has had decades of experience. She defeats Snoke's praetorian guards, despite being outnumbered and outclassed. And so on. The problem is that even though she "barely" gets by, she ultimately always gets by. She never fails, unlike Luke. And growth from failure is what makes an interesting character. As a final point, it's pretty telling that Disney had to borrow anything from the original trilogy, rather than making something new. Just further evidence of the general lack of creativity involved.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Carol Marcus the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the augments would tell you. It's a Starfleet legend. Carol Marcus... was a scientist of Starfleet so powerful and so wise, she could use the Genesis effect to create... life.

[@brolydictcumberbatchmontou401]

Some knowledge some might say is unnatural....

[@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl]

3:53 love the FO technician outfit in the background, nice Easter egg

[@Circleupfl]

Valid points. Palps really should have been the one who told him how he returned. Having pippin say it was secrets only the sith knew felt so stupid.

[@doomeddog5589]

was not expecting your art style in smiling friends

[@zebariahygo]

The undercover boss costume on the wall when kylo is playing fortnite is a super nice touch ngl

[@Portfelio]

These skits literally show that good writing goes a very long way

[@Sentryalmighty]

i still find Palp funny in The Rise of Skywalker since all I see is a Halloween decoration

[@darthsmallville]

Sadly this is still WAY BETTER than what we got lol

[@ErrastSerart]

Fuck it, Disney just give Matt his own Star Wars trilogy. 😂

[@wisdomoftheshadows]

Disney doesn't own Star wars. The people own Star wars.

[@michaelbread5906]

That hood reveal had me dead! Love the mix of movie footage with this story.

[@Timmzy27]

“Somehow… I don’t believe you”.

[@EzekielKohl]

If y'all ever read the book Darksaber, Palpatine was trying to do just that by bringing back Chief Engineer of the original Death Star after he killed him for the first failure. Galen Marek was considered his first success at cloning a force user.

[@EzekielKohl]

Book came out in 1995. But stay mad.

[@jlev1028]

Fun fact: No one liked those books. Resurrecting Sidious was always an awful idea, it's just that Dark Empire did it slightly better.

[@EzekielKohl]

@@jlev1028 fun fact: using "no one" enjoyed it as an all encompassing statement doesn't make your point more valid to the fact that cloning Jedi is a concept that's been around for 20 years and reintroduced into Force Unleashed under Lucas Arts. Personally loved "Darksaber" and it was one of the last things my grandmother gave to me before she passed.

[@JackPitmanNica]

My favorite part of this is Palpatines frankenstein hands xD Too good

[@LuanGamesBr]

Could palpatine soul did not force project himself to possess Kylo and just take over the First Order alongside all the special ships and things he already built?

[@ion_force]

this guys face works for every male star wars character. But he was born to do kylo ren.

[@idontdovarioustasks]

His anakin is my favourite but kylo is my second favourite impression.

[@juggernautwzrd]

a star trek ad for a star wars video not sure who got the short end

[@brolydictcumberbatchmontou401]

The first draft finally revealed.

[@Harris-cl3sn]

The first time that I don't skip comercials ...😊❤

[@gabork5055]

Big Smoke trained Kylo well at making his first order at Cluckin Bell.

[@chimericalical]

One of the weirdest things about him to begin with is that he wants Luke to kill him which implies either A. He’s got a death wish and he’s crazy B. He had some evil trick set up that’s more than likely him body swapping if Luke kills him or something similar. Or C. Some combination of them both

[@Meteorite_Shower]

*(watches ad, then skit)* I love StarGate.

[@jasonreynolds6643]

That was more entertaining then the entirety of Episode IX and it didn’t make me want to bleach my eyes afterwards

[@brandoncarney6086]

64 second commercial is crazy

[@jackkraken3888]

How did you survive? Death is a concept invented by the Jedi, I don't even know how to spell it.

[@ianhall7513]

Honestly pretty good palpatine impression.

[@jackofspades5950]

im laughing really hard as he walk away and just says moron in that tone of my god shut up haha

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

Of course he took the deal! You think he's made of money? 😂

[@HextorBane]

Sooooo much better than the original movie

[@Chest3rTheSquirrel]

there's something about the "person stays alive through pure hatred" trope i love but they did it so dirty with this movie

[@alaztor1490]

Palpatine flatly tells him he is still running everything and he's leader of fuckall with the defecit from breaking all panels.

[@cinthiaMP]

4:38 the ugly cackling i let out

[@Metawraith]

That ending is me when I play any multiplayer game, desperately trying not to die.

[@sithdragon3333]

I will admit it was pretty metal when Palpatine raised a whole fleet of star destroyers

[@Mgauge]

"How did you manage to arm every ship with the facilities to operate a planet killing weapon?" "Oh, that was easy. We just had to remove some armor around the barrel, most of the shield generators for the power draw, and replace navigation equipment for targeting computers." "Wouldn't that make the laser a gigantic weak point? Can the ships still tell up from down?" "I don't see how any of that would be an issue."

[@RurouniKalainGaming]

0:10 There is no Omega Quadrant in the Milky Way. Alpha, Beta, Delta and Gamma. THEN Again who knows that's what's in the game buuuuut, I doubt it.

[@realjohnlithium]

Maybe he meant the Omega sector. 🤷‍♂️

[@CrisMind]

He survived by accidentally going to another dimension and I don't know, magic again

[@TheCatWatches]

This is more in character for Kylo Ren than joining the Emperor. As Gandalf said, *”There is only one Lord of the Sith, and he does not share Power!”*

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

Honestly blowing up planets is kinda wasteful from a resource perspective.

[@hostergaard]

Funny as it is, it would have been a better way to set up the stakes and introduce clone palps instead of the whole "somehow he returned".

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

I was like "Wait, you BURIED the Star Destroyers? Wouldn't some kind of cloaking field serve the same purpose? You are in a god damn sci-fi, so use it. And wouldn't it be bad for the various ship components? They are starships, I don't believe they are meant to be underground. Or what? Did you spend extra money to make sure they can remain there?"

[@Alhelir]

It’s cannon that there are interplanetary fornite serves in star wars and Kylo enjoys them in is free time.

[@RyanEglitis]

The ancient game of fornite, played in a galaxy far far away

[@2percentright]

3:40 This same argument is valid for the stupid plot point in Captain America": Civil War with the buried helicarriers.

[@hectorbb4225]

Kylo is probably your best impresion and it also seems to be your favorite character since you put so much effort into him.

[@LegendMephist]

Really cool. But the last moment isn't working. Killing him would lead to transport his ghost into the person that kills him. 💁🏻

[@Darthluis1011]

SomE HoW PaLpAtInE rEtUrNeD!?!?!??!?!?

[@tymonantosz7013]

Well.. That's canon ending for me from now on xD

[@dawesome_sauce]

Kylo wasn't the brightest saber in the temple in the movies.

[@mrmuffins951]

I’m really liking these sequel trilogy animations!

[@skjordan6014]

I liked Kylo Ren, so seeing him act like an actually intelligent person for once is quite the healing experience!

[@terrified057t4]

In Disney's Star Wars there's no such thing as the phrase "Follow The Money." Just stack spectacle on spectacle and play it like an Indie horror game by sprinkling bread crumbs of a possible bigger story but let the fans make it up and adapt the good parts.