McBonus: pirate placekicks nuggets to a jazz rhythm for 4 and 1/3 minutes

[@jackofallspades98]

As a Panthers fan, the info contained within the description left be conflicted and baffled, so I dug deeper. Folks, this is a game summary of a 19-10 Tampa Bay victory that occurred on September 21, 1999. Unfortunately I can't explain the relevance to this video either.

[@noisepuppet]

jackofallspades98 Obviously the kicker here is a buccaneer. The Legend of Grimace Island was released in 1999, the same year as the notable clutch kick mentioned in the description. I decided that in an alternate universe, this is footage of the go-ahead field goal. The uniform is correct, but you have to exercise some imagination to picture the rookie Gramatica sporting such a luxuriant beard. And you'd have to move either the video's release date or the entire NFL season. Otherwise, I propose that this is a solid piece of alternative history with a highly desirable runtime.

[@blahl9436]

Treasure?

[@milkmansteve1]

@@blahl9436 fuckin A

[@gjkfhjkgjhkfgjydhjdltfu3096]

​@@noisepuppet Gee wiz daddy, now *that* is quite an interesting connection to make.

[@andrewholmes3116]

@@noisepuppet You have a beautiful mind

[@DaThings]

kickin' mcnuggets

[@darksoles1305]

An imposter!

[@novindichar]

@@darksoles1305 nope. it's really him. you obviously didn't click on the icon and check his channel. it's all right there.

[@leogreaves2931]

@@darksoles1305 r/woosh

[@dylaninpieces2]

@@novindichar her* Ellie Spectacular herself came out as a trans woman back in October 2019.

[@novindichar]

@@dylaninpieces2 Yeah, my comment aged a bit poorly. 🫤 It's because I didn't know yet. I wasn't aware of her other channels back then, just DaThings1 as it was still titled, and she hadn't yet changed her profile picture there, and made no personal statements on that channel either, just ytps. I found out about her transition a couple months later when I realized she had other channels, but by then I'd forgotten about this comment entirely.

[@jackofallspades98]

Category: *S C I EN C E A N D T E C H N O L O G Y*

[@Grellman]

I watched in silence and had a neutral expression for a while. Then around the 45 second mark I just bust up with a wheezy asthmatic laugh I couldn't comprehend

[@onkelpappkov2666]

The absurdity of your own action and, in extension, all of our collective actions as humans struck you like a swift kick to the potatoes and you treasured this brief moment of enlightenment when... you... when your consciousness... fuck, I had this one. Thinking of pirates kicking taters now.

[@deadaccountlmfao]

this loops really well lmfao

[@wednesdaynightbusiness6296]

*URGH* Oawh *TREASURE!*

[@i8dacookies890]

Jesus, look at that recommended list.

[@hotelmario99]

deep into Elsagate

[@Mixedmetalhead]

😂

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@hotelmario99 Almost as bad as _D e n m a r k._

[@nicklespale22]

wait wtf happened

[@PenguinVideoStore]

Tag yourselves, I’m the xylophone when the purple one hits the ground

[@noisepuppet]

HakkiriMotto I'm the holder, who was also kicked for quite some distance

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

I'm the extra deep bass drum.

[@Maldoror2112]

I'm the tower with the red helix in the background.

[@blahl9436]

I'm the greenish yellow sky

[@AstroTibs]

I'm the circular pockmark in the ground that's half off-screen after the leftward pan.

[@ARunawayTrain]

Why the fuck is he saying treasure...I'm dying 😆

[@JontyMaster]

Fred Jones: T R Æ S U R E

[@pabulum28]

Music: "FRANNN..." McNugget: "Drescher!"

[@TobyWoby]

Thanks for the McBoner!

[@DudeWithThePoop]

Fun fact: Klasky Csupo recycled background music (composed by Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo) from Rugrats for certain scenes in this show.

[@YoumuHoover]

*Treasure*

[@ServingOthers99]

This is my favorite modern jazz song

[@theinternetruinedeverything]

I'm Tommy McMommy and this is Wavy News.

[@jjpopnfresh6822]

As a Miles Davis fan, I fully appreciate this groove

[@kristentortellini9137]

This, this, is a treasure. ❤

[@pabulum28]

Pirate just before kicking some McAss: "Damn it, I can't remember who developed games like Gunstar Heroes, Silhouette Mirage, and that McDonald's game for Sega Genesis!" McNugget in foreground:

[@drahtfunker]

A real piece of art

[@tomahzo]

Hot jam right there!

[@tehEngineer3]

Well at least you're smilin about it

[@GolemAvalanche]

Much cleaner loop than the MC Dry Heavz one, though I understand that you had to cut out his talking on that one. Wonder how a mashup of the two would sound.

[@blahl9436]

MC Dry Heavz may not be a perfect loop, but I still listen to it every day

[@Angel-np7wj]

My favorite parts was 00:00 and 1:46 and 4:16 how about you guys?

[@DawndeEra]

a mctreasure to mcbehold

[@kanna-san.]

It's like it's really 2009

[@magnified111]

ITS YOUR FINEST WORK

[@poly_g6068]

That description though

[@thomaspassegger2768]

Uh Hugh op! Treasure!

[@jameslippincott]

yo this beat slaps!

[@Gambiy]

Reminds me of the time MC Dry Heavz couldn't stop saying the word "Now".

[@Willyfanta]

Ice Fang should rap over this

[@tomahzo]

I like how all videos recommended from this video are legit children's programming ;D. My, wouldn't they be surprised if they clicked on this video. Hey, maybe they would learn something :D.

[@EhrenCG]

Are we sure "treasure" is even a real word anymore?

[@Maldoror2112]

Treasure X 87. That's a lot of Treasure! But what IS the Treasure? Is it the process, the journey of discovery? Is it the meaning? Or is ytp its very own treasure? Also, am I overthinking this?

[@noisepuppet]

Funny you should ask, because in the original video, they have a huge war over it, and almost the entire cast dies horribly, and at the end, a blood soaked Ronald digs up the treasure... and "peace on Earth" is all it says. This so enrages him that he firebombs the whole penisula.

[@Maldoror2112]

@@noisepuppet That ending with an enraged Ronald venting his ire by McFirebombing the peninsula, that's the real Treasure!

[@inolak93]

lmaoooo the beat has me in tears

[@atomicbeachball]

Eric Dolphy ain't got nothing on this

[@nolanatlsmusic9067]

When Buddy Rich

[@colarowlet6775]

4:20

[@YoureSoCreezy]

yeah lemme get UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mcbonus

[@ouij]

Is this Birdman?

[@Maldoror2112]

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law?

[@ouij]

Harvey Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Litigiousness)

[@greenbeany12]

I feel it

[@handsomebrick]

How is the pirate kicking them when he only has the pegleg to brace himself? Attempting to kick those guys should only result in him falling over like an idiot.

[@marcelinefaraday1595]

*gets kicked* Treasure :)

[@maxpitchkites]

oh boyohboyohboy yobhoyobhoyobho ho

[@cybercoltz9054]

Ooh oh Tresher

[@ericbazinga]

treasure

[@realDonald-trump]

Tag yourself I'm the treasure ☺️🤭

[@jirden]

Anyone have a link to a 10-hour version?

[@SpartanRithimus]

I've been curious for a couple of years now... How hold is noisepuppet irl?

[@onkelpappkov2666]

About two buckets of molten cheese, without the handles. He can't be holder than that.

[@artoodiitoo]

threshure

[@GMOTP5738]

T R E A S U R E.

[@sleepyburr]

t r e a s u r e

[@hamtaro126]

*WASTED*

[@jared3097]

*T R E A S U R E*

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

T r e a s u r e