Meanwhile… Penis Filler Boom | Virgin Island | Wendy’s Nugget Bucket

Meanwhile… Record numbers of men are getting filler injections in their private parts, a new Hulu competition show will feature an island full of first-timers, and Wendy’s has a frightening new menu item.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and THE LATE SHOW band, the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[@ksrt2654]

I LOVE Colbert's support and inclusion of the musicians on his show. CLASS ACT 👏👏👏

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

Agreed! I also love how he invites political figures and house representatives onto his show to humanize them and put a face and voice to the names we all vote for.

[@audeybarrera]

Did u see her face? I don't think she knew. damn near made her speechless. Colbert is awesome

[@poorthing]

YES! you could hear her gasp when she saw the cover.... Best moment of the show...​@@audeybarrera

[@NightRogue77]

Wish it hadn’t taken so long - always struck me as odd especially the really long serving bands on other shows

[@_bats_]

Came here to post this. The continued spotlighting and support of the musicians is incredible. I love how much he supported Jon Batiste until his blossoming career took him elsewhere, and now we have musical prodigy Louis Cato doing an incredible job as bandleader of some amazing musicians. Getting your solo stuff plugged on national TV when you're working your butt off as a touring musician must be an amazing feeling.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Filler? I hardly knower! ... I'll see myself out

[@NewMessage]

Heheh.. very Froody.

[@motleybadger1023]

😂 don’t forget your towel

[@jennhack8043]

Yup, get yer coat, mate😂❤

[@eviljesus84]

Ba-dum-tss

[@brianhiles8164]

_Ah-cha-cha!_

[@mdansbyjr]

I love how hard the writers are making Stephen work for these intros now! 🤣🤣🤣

[@wes643]

I think they’re in a competition to see who can trip him up.

[@lidlekitty]

I love the wild wordsalad that is the intro to the Meanwhile segment.

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Thank you Stephen for bringing light and laughter into this crazy world.

[@konradyearwood5845]

Whoever writes the intros to this section is a genius.

[@colleenclements5715]

ABSOLUTELY 💯

[@ozdigg9254]

@@konradyearwood5845 Surely Stephen Colbert does?

[@jenniferneedham5514]

Stephen deserves an Emmy for reading the meanwhile openings!!

[@lynemac2539]

He has a few.

[@josephvisnovsky1462]

Kudos to his writing staff for trying to trip him up.

[@whiwhimee]

@@josephvisnovsky1462 You got it right. Poor @jenniferneedham will remain clueless. That's OK. Naive girls need to stay clueless.

[@evangonzalez2245]

Apparently they finally found his kryptonite, Spanish names 😆

[@vermiform]

Personally, I can't stand the intros. I think they're the most stale of all the segments. I make an effort to skip them every time.

[@michaelwhaley8575]

“Dry hump peninsula” is just another name for the villages in Florida

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Hahahaha!

[@s.t.martin7939]

😂 🤣 😂🤣 💯 %

[@CD_Character]

Florida: America's penis.

[@MrVovansim]

I thought in Florida it was humid heat?

[@michaelsnedker5446]

@@MrVovansimthe dry huno prefers the additional humidity

[@swan-neck]

Lakecia Benjamin was so excited and surprised when Colbert pulled put her record it was SO ENDEARINGLY ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME! Made my day.

[@muskyoxes]

Ongoing reminder: when Colbert says "sometimes, folks, sometimes", he's talking about something he's experienced more than once

[@jamesrowden303]

Sounds more like a pithy catchphase.

[@traildoggy]

True. you'll notice he never says, "...but this one time at Band Camp..."

[@jamesrowden303]

@@traildoggy no. He'd say "Meanwhile...this one time at band camp, I stuck a whole can of cat food in my pussy."

[@shipshapshiba]

I don't understand this comment

[@Eloraurora]

Haven't we _just_ been hearing about fillers not breaking down, but migrating over time? They're going to end up looking like half-melted candles.

[@christinamann3640]

Lopsided dad bod

[@skate103]

😂😂😂

[@bregancool980]

Love the guest musicians!

[@anthonyhayes3991]

The sherpa's most famous line "Been there, Done that"

[@fayeclark2912]

Stephen a true class act. His wife is adorable. Thank you for giving musicians their props ☺️

[@hereigoagain5050]

LSwSC should win a Grammy or Emmy for promoting young musicians.

[@landonewts]

Seriously. I’ve discovered some amazing artists via this show, and LOVE the Late Show Band.

[@kungae]

colbert always has top shelf musicians. best in the biz!

[@somekatontheinternet]

Have the Presidential candidates read that “Meanwhile!” Introduction - the first one to finish gets to sit down -

[@lukek8357]

I'm 35 and I don't think at any point in my life I could have attempted to climb Everest. That guy has done it 30 times?!

[@rocksfire4390]

@@deimosvoralius2988 he is the Sherpa guide. aka they guided people up 30 times.

[@rocksfire4390]

at 30 times, it's certainly something that person does for a living. they have long adapted to it. once you get use to something, repeating it isn't a big deal, rather just a time sink. it's still crazy considering the danger involved though.

[@deimosvoralius2988]

​@@rocksfire4390Gotcha. Read into thin air, and payed attention to John Oliver. Every time I see everest flexing, that is my knee-jerk reaction.

[@marnig9185]

​@@deimosvoralius2988🙄

[@lindaswanson9328]

​@rocksfire4390 If climbing Mount Everest were as easy as you make it sound, there would be a waiting line at the base of the mountain full of people thinking to themselves, "piece of cake" 🤦‍♀️

[@angeladawn805]

The meanwhile intro is a perfect example of how to create images/worlds with just words. ❤

[@naomiarram5187]

Absolutely. But I'm still waiting for some very talented artists to come up with visual depictions of the Meanwhile intros!!

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Some of us didn't even get pizza. Good for you, Stephen.

[@dangal9366]

I need a nap after mowing my lawn. And I have a tractor mower.

[@user-vz5cq7ey2c]

John Oliver scared me to death about the dangerous life of a Sherpa and Stephen Colbert made me laugh, that is why you are the best Stephen 😄

[@SaBoTeUr2001]

Lakesia's album cover looks much better than King Charles 3's official portrait.

[@oceanoflotion8630]

Second this opinion.

[@heatherblume6615]

My reaction as well😅

[@zelgadis55tmnt35]

Let's face it, what *doesn't* look better XD

[@outtakontroll3334]

seriously, that was a terrible painting

[@grayfae3]

someone tried to whitewash it by ‘explaining’ that the red represents traditional uk redcoats. i’m sorry, it clearly represents blood of colonized people and we all know it.

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

Writers room meeting: Okay, how are we going to make speaking so difficult that he has to pause frequently to think, "wtf am I reading???" Today?

[@bigeffinowl]

Bucket-o-Nuggs. For when you want to kick it. ☠️

[@JZsBFF]

Colbert missed that one! Unforgivable.

[@jkap34]

Nuggs not drugs

[@swistedfilms]

I'll take two and something for the pain!

[@pachucotirili]

The Tequila meanwhile intro gave Colbert the biggest challenge yet.

[@WednesdaysDragon]

All jokes aside, The Late Show keeps it real every time! 🏆 So cheers and thank you! 🥂 🍻

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

I saw that face melting clip from “Raiders” coming from a mile away… Still gold

[@unvergebeneid]

Sure, Virgin Island will totally not be a show where weird dudes will go to score some virgins. Because lemme guess, for women there will be a medical examination, for guys it will be a "uh, sure, scout's honor!" checkbox on a form?

[@amyjackson8725]

There is NO medical exam that can confirm or deny virginity, no matter the gender!!! THAT IS JUST A CHRISTIAN MYTH!!! Biology is more complicated than that.

[@juliettebobcat704]

I am digging that outstanding sherpa's hat. Imo, he should be the only one allowed to wear it, as he is a unique kind of badass.

[@WednesdaysDragon]

No doubt! 😃

[@SpaceForceCommander]

So they finally found the Ark of the Covenant prototype. It was stored in a wooden crate in a warehouse somewhere and forgotten about.

[@Lectrikfro]

it was being looked after by top men

[@nomenclature9373]

Welp, it was originally stored in Warehouse 13.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

@@nomenclature9373 Oops! I loved that show but didn’t think of it for the comment.

[@williamcrowe2576]

​@@LectrikfroWho?

[@Lectrikfro]

@@williamcrowe2576 TOP MEN!

[@Joelswinger34]

It's amazing how Stephen gets through those meanwhile intros without getting tounge-tied!

[@ravenlit]

The Art of the Multiple Takes lol

[@christopherfiore6820]

"Mind altering bilge rot of news" !!! Definitely gonna remember that one. 😂😊

[@sevenprovinces]

I dunno, I never cared much for FOX news and ACN.

[@bobbyboyd4737]

Ba-Dum Tss. ​@@sevenprovinces

[@swistedfilms]

I typed that into an AI image generator. It just showed me a can of (insert favorite beer brand to beat up on here)

[@Styphon]

The new motto for Fox?

[@BootCampSpecimen]

Colbert should go old school and bring back skits like the big fury hat. Miss those days.

[@user-jy3br3wj1d]

No, god, please…

[@vermiform]

Of all the recurring skits you picked the worst one. I had forgotten about that one.

[@racookster]

I don't believe Stephen's speech ever recovered from reading that "Meanwhile" opening.

[@mummamu1970]

Lol awesome job on that tongue twister!!

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

👏👏👏 So happy to see the band’s guests! I saw them live & it was one of my favorite shows ever!

[@derekstein6193]

Wendy's, McDonald's beat you to that by nearly 20 years. What next, adding M&Ms or crushed Oreos to your Frostys and swirling them together, then have the Frosty machine regularly break down and not be serviced for weeks?

[@TSIRKLAND]

The swan and the phoenix. Awesome!

[@xrzeropoint7989]

I'm so glad Stephen got rescued by the passing ship S.S. Evie! All aboard for the ride!

[@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r]

I expect that the number of people who would actually count how many nuggets are in that bucket, and the number of people who are willing to start a brawl over a single missing nugget, are roughly equal.

[@peter_meyer]

Lakecia Benjamin played the Elbphilhamonie Hamburg. Highly recommend her album!

[@DrAbhishekSomkuwar8717]

The way Stephen siad Hyaluronic acid 😂

[@yudithcaron8053]

I love that there's an option under this message that offers me to translate it into English.

[@TXnine7nine]

4:45 Knew he was going to use the face melting scene 🤣

[@louisalexandermcivor3082]

Great show Mr Colbert!!! Hello from Pritchard BC Canada Louis and Tammy McIvor

[@ksrt2654]

Saw that face melting coming a mile away 😆

[@elhoward7440]

Me: "I"ll have the 50 nugget bucket." Cashier: "Is that to go?" Me: "No, I'm going to eat it here."

[@SpaceForceCommander]

2:02 To skip Meanwhile preamble

[@Kenny49ERS]

Carson ripoff anyway

[@KSBC6499]

Who would ever want to skip a preamble!?!?

[@LindaC616]

​@@KSBC6499I can take or leave them

[@itsROMPERS...]

​@@KSBC6499 @spaceforcecommander and me, for a start... They're very clever and all, but I'm really over it to be honest, it's just a formula that they do over and over and OVER AND OVER AND... The real joke is that they keep doing it. If you like it, good for it. I liked it too, the first thousand times.

[@martin2289]

Pity that "The Word" couldn't be revived instead.

[@BatManWayneCorp]

Every year, there should be a one hour compilation of meanwhile openers 😂

[@d.frisco7283]

I don't like the Meanwhile opening. I fast forward past it. Annoying as hell.

[@sihr07]

Colbert trying to pronounce Mexican names is the highlight of my week❤😂❤

[@SpaceForceCommander]

New Multiple Choice: 1. Grower 2. Shower 3. Filler (new)

[@thetravelingteach]

That was my favorite Meanwhile opener

[@NeistH2o]

can we have an archive of all the meanwhile opening segments? I want to practice reading complicated sentences ^^’

[@Eddyspeeder]

As Uncle Roger would call it: HAIYAA-luronic.

[@justsaying14]

4:53 Saw that coming ...

[@KapuAdam]

A bucket of 50 Wendy's nuggets? Be still my heart.

[@mortaldanger5543]

I love the guest musicians. Very good idea.

[@kellymccall3491]

"Mind altering bilge - that is my segment" 😊self depreciation

[@darthinfimus4450]

Mt. Everest is 29,031 feet above sea level

[@68caribou]

:: We need a Meanwhile book!!!! ::

[@AndiNewtonian]

I wonder if they let Stephen see the "Meanwhile" intro script beforehand so he can practice, or if the writers spring it on him live.

[@supercarspecifics]

I woulda gone with "falacio Fjord"

[@deejayy3421]

lewis is finding his voice good to see ya

[@nataliebenjamin2123]

A 50 nugget bucket? Finally!

[@NewMessage]

Won't be any filling on that island, I guess.

[@karinbarger9192]

😉

[@oceanoflotion8630]

Pizza pies- no cream pies.

[@genericusername5909]

Unlike a cybertruck, a pp filler won’t rust away on your front lawn next year

[@ryankibler7973]

They don't rust. It's surface contaminants

[@franimal86]

Looking forward to Lakecia Benjamin’s new album! Stephen Colbert repping the band always makes me smile

[@ashleyentenmann1697]

I better get a bucket of their honey mustard to go with those nuggets! "Spicy nuggets only" btw. The BEST combo you've ever had

[@jeffbangkok]

Saved for my evening watch. loved it

[@galloe8933]

Maybe I don't ever want a Nugget Bucket, but I'm glad it exists if only for its name. Nugget bucket, will be my child's name, new name, it will understand.

[@alejandrareyes1490]

Family is from Jalisco. This Intro was everything 🙌🏼

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert

[@BDimas1996]

Best opening monologue. The finest verdad tequila.

[@anasynodis]

He seems happy. It makes me happy.

[@0HARE]

I want a fifty nugget bucket. Sharing it with an Island Virgin would be a bonus.

[@wendycloney4549]

Fantastic musicians!

[@cannablissdreams]

he.. literally.. made me LOL tonight!! THREE times I giggled OUT LOUD!! and.. it's 11pm!! 🤭 Stephen was on a ROLL tonight!! 🥳🥳🥳

[@LeCanalBarbaraAnne]

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@secheclare]

How about a "Best of Meanwhile" segments in the week between Xmas and New Years? It will ring in the new year on a funny note.

[@ashleyentenmann1697]

He said "extra Ańejo" 🤣 💀 😂

[@magnusmadkrantz147]

Not The One. - Zathras

[@NightRogue77]

I am pleased Stephen is finally giving their band members some bumps

[@ellisburton8733]

Damn it Mr Colbert, there are things that live rent free in my head now that the good lord never intended should be there 😭😭😭.

[@FumikoNobuoka]

As a tequila drinker, I approve of that intro. 😂

[@MEXPRG]

LMAO, on that Spanglish slang!

[@titaniumteddybear]

Dry Hump Peninsula. And "The Soaking Archipelago".

[@h7opolo]

putting in my two cents for appreciation of this segment's creatively unique introductions. 👍👌

[@jguitar23]

I prefer when the live tunes are included!!🎉

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Gotta love the Virgin Islands☠️

[@eviljesus84]

American or British?

[@Matt_with_2Ts]

Is potato.

[@notintohandles]

Love the much deserved props at the outset. Not much since Letterman. Glad you are keeping up the tradition!

[@Bondek1996]

Should use these intro lines in the inaugurations.

[@ristube3319]

2:09 I SERIOUSLY SAID THE SAME THING!

[@stooge389]

they built the Jamba Juice 3/4 of the way up Mount Everest so there's someone there to make cold beverages, as it is a well known tourist....... hotspot LOL

[@whatabouttheearth]

"🎶 Isn't it hyaluronic, don't you think? A little too hyaluronic, and I really do think, it's like rain, on your wedding day 🎶"

[@louspowels7120]

50 nugget bucket is genius.

[@annestewart5741]

1. Highah...luronic (higher ↗️) 2. 30 ascents... or 30 a-cents (*Italian accent) ✨️These were RIGHT THERE, Stephen & writers! 😁🤣 Thanks for all the great laughs!

[@pushinkeys]

Hmmm I probably would’ve went with the title “Incel Inlet”.

[@LindaC616]

Would you have gone with that?

[@yudithcaron8053]

I think they wanted to have women on the show as well.

[@pushinkeys]

@@yudithcaron8053 yea the incels are the male virgin contestants on the show…

[@jrscisneros]

What a title 😮

[@ericthompson3982]

Wow, the writers were working really hard to absolutely wreck Stephen on that opening.

[@missdarque]

I’ve not seen him struggle so hard with the Meanwhile opening.

[@Artist_Kevin]

Lolly Pop