The last bit about people favouring their pets over their spouses made me laugh... My brother was dating this woman who was just terrible for him. I was trying to suggest he break up with her and said "Would you really miss her if she were gone?" His reply, "Well, I'd miss her dog - she's got a great dog..." I told him if he broke up with her, I'd buy him a dog!!
@mlr45242 жыл бұрын
That's why I never wanted to meet anyone's kids or pets before I knew how the relationship was going lol. So much easier to fall 'in love' with them.
@thomasd47382 жыл бұрын
I am in precisely the same situation
@stopresistinjustice36802 жыл бұрын
Well ..did he break up with her? 💁
@jojoscats2 жыл бұрын
Cliffhanger much??
@fultonjohnsonaton50962 жыл бұрын
I was in a similar situation; even though im a dog person, i still miss her cat sometimes. Her pussay, not so much!
@229BlackHat2 жыл бұрын
It’s good that after 2 bouts of Covid, Stephen still has enough lung capacity for these Meanwhile intros.
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I have it when healthy
@SouthwesternEagle2 жыл бұрын
I think by now, we've all had at least 2 bouts of COVID. I had at least 4. XD
@jackson8572 жыл бұрын
@@SouthwesternEagle Haven't had it once.
@Vagajammer2 жыл бұрын
@@jackson857 ...that you know of
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
@@jackson857 me neither
@davidl54522 жыл бұрын
"Booze cruise of news." That's a keeper.
@noahzinc2 жыл бұрын
I totally misheard it as “Blues Clues of news.”
@marthaguerra.14512 жыл бұрын
What a cutie, the guy with the big guitar. In the band. I love that he is ‘awake’ when Stephen interacts with him.
@lordjace2 жыл бұрын
No Belgium tourist would EVER drink Bush lite, no Belgium period.
@four18782 жыл бұрын
It's cheap piss beer
@ekospons2 жыл бұрын
I am offended. We Belgians would never stoop so low as to drink bush light. For shame.
@bruincatjove24 Жыл бұрын
Don't be
@preacherman3032 жыл бұрын
Belgian tourists would never ever drink bush light!
@suekelsey13292 жыл бұрын
My dog is loved by all, me on the other hand, not so much. She is a service dog, I am mentally disabled and have difficulties walking without her. When I enter a place without her everyone looks for my "Missy". She IS an awesome dog though. Meanwhile... Enjoy your comments! Thank you Again!!!
@RubbishFPS2 жыл бұрын
I dont know you but I love you. Best wishes.
@beez17172 жыл бұрын
Why did the Moulin Rouge allow you to stay a night there? "Because we can can can!"
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
I won't apologize...... Hahahahaha. 👍
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap73222 жыл бұрын
Sigh...
@viddork2 жыл бұрын
You certainly can ...
@oneirishpoet2 жыл бұрын
As many times as I have heard these Meanwhile segments it's still kills me every time I hear them. It must take them hours and hours just to come up with the intros to Meanwhile, I can't imagine how big of a staff of writers Colbert has?
@ajrimmer72312 жыл бұрын
FYI, "I Shot the Sheriff" was written and first published by Bob Marley in 1973. Clapton just did a cover.
@lolitasmom2 жыл бұрын
But the heroin.
@petekaiser88562 жыл бұрын
The opening never gets old. Love this show so much!!!
@sphires2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. Bill Hick's joke about everyone ordering food at the same time, them getting stuck in a traffic jam, and then it all being free actually happened, that's hilarious!
@oneirishpoet2 жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks is my all time favorite comedian
@BartMassee2 жыл бұрын
legend!
@casbot712 жыл бұрын
@@oneirishpoet I can't even begin to imagine what he could have produced if he had been alive during the Trump presidency … the vitriol and laser sharp viciousness aimed at MAGA would have been jaw dropping.
@rachellawton98092 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I have heard Louis sing - Oh my God, that voice!! 🤩
@stefanhoimes2 жыл бұрын
He's a solid musician in his own right. His voice does blend well with Jon Batiste's. Best damn band on late night, that's for sure.
@user-kb9cu4rl9z2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it has been asked many times, but who writes these sensational Meanwhile monologs? It's as if the writers start playing MadLibs and fire off weaving these insanely creative word banquets from there. I hang on every word. Kudos to the writers and Stephen's perfect delivery. Keep 'em coming. 👏👏👏
@Alexis84DE2 жыл бұрын
I am in awe of the writers of the meanwhile intro. Literary masterpieces ❤️
@romangysse36902 жыл бұрын
The only thing I don't buy in that segment is that Belgian tourists drink American beer... We're one of the best beer producer in the world with Germany, we don't drink Busch light. XD
@nikitaiszard2 жыл бұрын
I think that might be why he referenced the cans being partially full lol I thought the same thing.
@Pendoza842 жыл бұрын
I think we Dutch are quite big branding beer around the world too.. Heineken anyone?
@romangysse36902 жыл бұрын
@@Pendoza84 Weed man, I think as the Nederlands as the weed capital of Europe. Makes you as essential for a fun night :-p
@amberscion15132 жыл бұрын
Seriously! We did half of our honeymoon in Belgium because I wanted to tour a bunch of breweries and enjoy all of the fantastic beers. From Flemish Red to lambic to Trappist ale, Belgium has some really good beer!
@susanforrest1282 жыл бұрын
No real beer lover would chose so called lite American beer!!!
@DanFrederiksen2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised a print magazine has survived this long. This internet thing seems to be gaining momentum.
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
I still,actually,read..actual books,mags etc.... It's a very lonely life.
@jillv40062 жыл бұрын
😂
@thomasbonse2 жыл бұрын
We're pretty sure the Internet will be going places, some day. 🤣
@princessravendiamond42882 жыл бұрын
Well, People owns Entertainment Weekly magazine which a couple years of went to monthly issues. Last month was EW's last printed issue. My family has had an EW subscription for years. Now the rest of our subscription time is supposed to be transferred to People
@jemiebridges31972 жыл бұрын
@@Maya_Pinion I'll join you Susan! Meet me at the library!
@jeremiahsekyi2 жыл бұрын
I would totally watch a show or animation based on people doing the weird things in Stephen's meanwhile.
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi54912 жыл бұрын
good idea try the animation to arlo guthrie's "i just wanna ride on my motorcy.." saw it with him live in concert i became more american that evening
@claireconover2 жыл бұрын
nah, the novelty of it is what makes it good. base a regular tv program on it and it’ll get really old super quick.
@bluemalibu2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, with or without People Magazine or the abs, I will always think of you as the sexiest man alive. I'm sure Evie will back me up!
@marshamariner78972 жыл бұрын
I hope she would 💖🌹😁😁 that IS her husband ☺️👍
@bluemalibu2 жыл бұрын
@@marshamariner7897 😊
@alisademi59542 жыл бұрын
Had my Saturday mimosa with Stephen 🥂now back to life...War ...depression.. back to being a cheerful 😁cheerleader to everyone in my life😬😅💪👍🙈
@madsringswaldegan10582 жыл бұрын
I love Meanwhile because I get to accidentally learn how random things are made
@marshamariner78972 жыл бұрын
I'll 💯 agree w the opening of meanwhile 💖🌹. IT'S amazing that Stephen CAN do it normally after being sick 😭😭
@radnowonward2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Introductions are the light in the darkness of this world. Every single one is the best one so far. As the world falls apart, this man and his brilliant writers are just out here slinging gold. Thank God for these people. Without laughter, what are we anyway?
@ericbrammer22452 жыл бұрын
KUDOS to 'STAY HUMAN', as a Band!! These Gals/Dudes ROCK IT, but have been led/Coached by The BEST! AS a Coach in Snowboarding/Sk8boarding, with a 'few' Champs claimed, I get that it takes DIRECTION, to pull a Crew together, and STAY HUMAN has , Stayed United, UNIFIED, Present, and Cheerfully Vocal!!! Carry it Forwards!
@choose-kindness2 жыл бұрын
This whole segment was amazing! Such talent!
@totsmini31052 жыл бұрын
Adorable!! and So Entertaining!! - WE Love you Stephen from across the Pacific Ocean!!
@FirstLast-di5sr2 жыл бұрын
That Clapton reference 😂
@fultonjohnsonaton50962 жыл бұрын
That Johns Hopkins edible plaster thing is straight out of Idiocracy. 'We couldn't cure cancer but we did invent an edible plaster thing to stop a burrito falling apart while it's being eaten'.
@mariopena50942 жыл бұрын
Best meanwhile ever. Hands fucking down
@merlapittman50342 жыл бұрын
How does Meanwhile keep getting funnier? I don't know, but it does. Love it!
@danb.7092 жыл бұрын
Was a chef at a historic bed and breakfast with shared bathrooms, everyone ate the same heavy food, at the same times. The cause and effect was very real, it was occasionally pretty awful. Beautiful place though.
@ramblerdave13392 жыл бұрын
If they're eating other meals there, apart from breakfast, shouldn't it be called, a Hotel? I thought a B&B meant you leave after breakfast, and don't come back, until bedtime, accessing restrooms, at your leisure, in convenience stores, and fast food restaurants! I could be wrong, haven't been on any vacations, lately! 🥴
@danb.7092 жыл бұрын
@@ramblerdave1339 it was a ski lodge, converted from an old mining building. people left around 9 and came back at about 4. We served breakfast and dinner. It was kind of a hostel, and it also had more traditional hotel type rooms. So it was kind of a hybrid. I would say people should go check it out except the property sold, it was a listed historical place so the new owners couldn't tear it down like they wanted to, so they got around that by building a giant hotel around the old building, literally entombing the old building inside the new monstrosity. After having lived there for several years it broke my heart. The old place was very cool, now it's some generic luxury hotel most people can't afford.
@jeffheyer77832 жыл бұрын
As is every place in US now
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi54912 жыл бұрын
so you poisoned the guests ¿a lot of dead animal parts ?
@mrwascallyt98652 жыл бұрын
@@jeffheyer7783 paved paradise ' should be fl state song and with the last few govs , with duhsantis , has just made it worse faster condos collapsing , home ins . and housing availability & for too many prices climbing out of reach but who needs planning build baby build but there not building houses for low income people in a state that has a lot of service ind jobs so all the carpetbaggers and investors are buying a lot , setting high prices or sitting on them waiting for prices to get even more out of whack cannibal capitalism at its worst
@Jasmine349522 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! What an intro to Meanwhile. Give the man his Oscar!!!!!
@roryoutdoors54312 жыл бұрын
Malcolm's friend Stevie is killing it in Jon's absence! Pretty amazing that he doesn't need the wheelchair anymore! :p
@appalachiafungorum2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, when you 1st felled that white oak, I thought you were going to cooper together a perfectly seamed barrel, with hand forged iron rims, in which to ferment for 12 years a liquid concocted from sowing the finest artisianal bio-dynamically grown grains, that had been distilled in a hand peaned copper pot,... only to wake up on a curb in Memphis, TN a block and half from Gus's Fried Chicken facedown in the gutter with an empty bottle of Rebel Yell rotgut whiskey in your clutches, regretting everthing in your life up to that moment. But you weren't, so meanwhile... keep up the good work.
@CaseyD112 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for a barrel story too 😭
@GildaLee272 жыл бұрын
Stephen should invite Caitlin Doughty of Ask a Mortician on the show. She wrote a whole book about whether your cat will eat your eyeballs if you die & are left undiscoved and other death and deathcare related topics. #DeathPositivity
@grmpEqweer2 жыл бұрын
She would be a great guest! 🤗
@Roll5872 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@joannbowden62202 жыл бұрын
I love her! I'm one of her deathlings! ☺️
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
I have her first book! Is excellent and she's fun.
@reneemb43192 жыл бұрын
This is a GREAT idea!!
@LtJackboot2 жыл бұрын
Has the Meanwhile segment ever earned an Emmy? It definitely deserves one for the writing.
@mwatson49702 жыл бұрын
Cats get a bad wrap! They are lovely!
@stefanhoimes2 жыл бұрын
Nature's best little killing machines. But so purr-fect.
@lesleyghostdragon31492 жыл бұрын
"Is this an AirBNB or an escape room?...Quick! Lock the door while they fight over the toilet!" Merci! I died of LOLs!
@Opine_Divine2 жыл бұрын
Bonne chance!
@carlaheine73489 ай бұрын
❤Eat Your Heart Out, Herman Melville!❤
@jaymzbeesez2 жыл бұрын
Loving Meanwhile, always - this intro "Belgiums drinking American light beer?" HAHAHAHAHA.
@MattCouzensMusic2 жыл бұрын
"Hot glue my taco shut" could be the dirtiest thing you've ever said Stephen......
@lchjr2 жыл бұрын
Louis is the backup... that is sick; you are killing it, man.
@NoraBHagen2 жыл бұрын
Lewis Kato comin' out! :) I still miss Jon, but he's doing a fine job up there, and the band as well! :) On meanwhile intros: is there anything Stephen Colbert can *not* do? I doubt it...
@mauricemitchell40532 жыл бұрын
OMG…that intro spun my mind…still spinning…dizzy…lol!
@ApolloRacer2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn... his introductions to Meanwhile are going to become their own segment.
@pikeyMcBarkin2 жыл бұрын
I love how his meanwhile is basically a bath salts trip. HAHAHAHAHA
@Turbojonny52 жыл бұрын
Know this by personal experience🤔
@Turbojonny52 жыл бұрын
In other words...speaking out personal experience?
@ericminch2 жыл бұрын
"pirate booze cruise of news", oh wow, you guys have surpassed yourselves.
@errcoche2 жыл бұрын
Somebody must be taking recreational drugs in order to come up with those openings.
@Turbojonny52 жыл бұрын
@@errcoche Maaan i could use some recreational drugs right now☹️
@errcoche2 жыл бұрын
A three course meal at the Moulin Rouge? When I worked in France we had a five course meal every day in the office cafeteria - salad, hors d'ouevres, main course, cheese and dessert. There was wine if you wanted it. For some reason productivity slumped in the afternoon. That's amazing because the entire morning was spent shaking hands and kissing cheeks.
@joannbowden62202 жыл бұрын
Why did u ever leave? Meanwhile, a lunch break in the US (if u even get one) is a bag of Cheetos & soda out of a vending machine at ur desk while you still work! Amirite?!
@jeffs60902 жыл бұрын
Starts at 2:50. Impressive! Finally a longer meanwhile segment (better meanwhile length to clip length ratio).
@bluesdjben2 жыл бұрын
One of the better Meanwhile introductions. We got both a Dutch golden age spiegel yacht AND a pirate booze cruise of news.
@johnjones_15012 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever done deliveries knows that the cheaper the delivery, the worse your tip, and you are not going to get anything on a free lunch delivery. Unless grubhub was going to step up and give their drivers considerable compensation, there was no way they were ever going to deliver free lunches to everyone.
@tmcbgrrl00742 жыл бұрын
Same goes for an 'open bar'. Free drinks 🍹 and zero tips 🤦🏻♀️
@trelyles15832 жыл бұрын
@@tmcbgrrl0074 fuck tips. Pay a living wage
@cathysmith9972 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the idea came from someone who has never driven. Ever. Never. 🙄
@BullShitThat2 жыл бұрын
Even if there was a slim chance of pulling this BS off, it was never going to happen, EVER in NYC... just impossible!
@zezmerelda2402 жыл бұрын
that sucks! i was raised right, here in the 'backward' midwest. we were taught, even if you get a discount or freebee, you tip on the actual cost of the meal.
@LordBrittish2 жыл бұрын
“…which then summons an army of seagulls whom I instruct to gather the half-empty cans of Busch light left by a mob of Belgian tourists, all of which I gather in a sack I fashioned out of pants I stole from a sleeping cop…” This was my favorite part. I always look forward to a new *MEANWHILE!!!*
@N0B0DYC4RE2 жыл бұрын
The meanwhile intro is going to an alligator trainer show. You watch to see if they'll mess up but Colbert never will😅
@smkh28902 жыл бұрын
That French menu was 100% accurate!
@resikchanel8432 жыл бұрын
Last fight kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3-aq6qNpbuDqrs
@drstevenrey2 жыл бұрын
My cats are always there. The girlfriend have been exchanged several times over.
@arnehovind35962 жыл бұрын
Not good to hear Clapton having Covid at his age. I hope he recovers quickly and safely!
@quaxo12 жыл бұрын
Clapton doesn't just have a complicated relationship with shots, Clapton has a complicated relationship with reality.
@KealohaHarrison2 жыл бұрын
4:44 do scientists want Fallout style radroaches? Cause this is how we get Fallout style radroaches
@derekstein61932 жыл бұрын
Either that or they get eye beams or control over magnetism. Either way, bad move.
@sueyourself54132 жыл бұрын
The brains at John Hopkins don't know that you can cook a burrito closed, I'm going to go out on a limb and state that it won't be them that cure cancer.
@mickware52892 жыл бұрын
But the best burritos are freshly made and potentially openable and messy.
@sueyourself54132 жыл бұрын
@@mickware5289 You can assemble and then cook them closed as a last phase. I don't know how to explain that in another way. A little strip bio-tape isn't going to solve the problem.
@i.n.o.productionscompany96992 жыл бұрын
That intro was absolutely amazing on so many levels !!!
@Dan-Simms2 жыл бұрын
And that makes me love cats even more. At least it can fend for itself while I rot away haha
@rebeccakumi53692 жыл бұрын
BELGIANS would NEVER drink bud light.
@istdochallesegal34272 жыл бұрын
...unless it's used to hydrate between Leffe Blondes 😄😄😄
@YeeSoest2 жыл бұрын
That Big Mac and Coke joke wrote itself
@Flintandsteel16252 жыл бұрын
Here's the crazy thing... From what I understand, there are several common traits among people who live to be over 100 years old, and it seems to be common that they eat the same limited amount of fast food and caffeine every single day... like one Big Mac and a coke to drink. Laugh all you want at that guy who's been eating a Big Mac and Coke every day for 50 years. It's very likely that he is going to live a very long life, because of his eating habit.
@dielaughing732 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm gonna need a source for that
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
Yup....I've noticed similar traits in very ole ,one sweet lady just turned 106 somewhere...when asked( and the news always asks) "what's your secret?..... Stay happy,smoke a cigar everyday,shot 🥃 of whiskey,get enough sun,wonder 🍞 bread -butter everyday for lunch,friends****"""" the list of strange replies goes on and on....who knows?
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 ya could always question the burrito TAPE research team....🤔🌮🌮🌮🌮✌️
@alexs88452 жыл бұрын
It’s a coincidence. Old people tend to be creatures of habit. The oldest living people most likely have longevity-promoting genes.
@Flintandsteel16252 жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 It's something I heard from various places years ago. I don't have an actual source. It's just word of mouth. But I heard it multiple times from different sources, so I believe there's some truth to it.
@vilena53082 жыл бұрын
LMAO If my dad and our dog were drowning, my mom would definitely save the dog. If my mom and our dog were drowning, my dad would definitely go to save the dog. He would hesitate, but in the end, if he leaves the dog to die he would never hear the end of it. Not to mention mom would probably be able to save herself.
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. We might have the same parents.😲😬
@vilena53082 жыл бұрын
@@Maya_Pinion 😂 🤣
@Styphon2 жыл бұрын
Burger-eating dude should have saved some of his money to pay for a hair stylist.
@jackv22442 жыл бұрын
I didn't see that "I shot the Sheriff" reference coming 😂😂😂
@blackasthesky2 жыл бұрын
Awesome episode. Somehow it just has the right vibe.
@gerryavella4102 жыл бұрын
i wonder who comes up with the intros for meanwhile??? guy’s a genius lol
@Silverfirefly12 жыл бұрын
PSA: Never hot-glue your taco shut.
@marshamariner78972 жыл бұрын
🤪🤪😵😵🤯🤯😅🤣😂
@blinibacas2 жыл бұрын
That Coney Island riff was epic! I'll be there tonight watching Burlesque. Why didn't you mention that?
@ProSauce4202 жыл бұрын
Holy sh*t that was a great intro lmao. We need a Stephen Colbert Top 10 Meanwhile Intros video!
@winonalieux67282 жыл бұрын
Being a big music nerd, you may know that Bob Marley wrote “I shot the Sheriff.” Eric Clapton just did a really good cover.
@batsonelectronics2 жыл бұрын
Karma has finally come for Eric Clapton. Good.
@amuseinmanhattan2 жыл бұрын
I adore Colbert and his writers
@sandrajohnson24892 жыл бұрын
If I had a significant other and had to choose between him and my dogs I would choose my dogs.
@cathimackenzie19202 жыл бұрын
Hi Stephen - I was literally just in the Limerick Colbert train station. I was worried I would miss my connecting train to Ennis to see Tommy Tiernan this evening that I didn’t get a chance to take a picture of the sign. Plus there were multiple trains in so I couldn’t even see to the wall with the name from either side of my train.
@turdfurgeson16432 жыл бұрын
Best meanwhile intro ever. Strong work!
@Miamcoline2 жыл бұрын
Good rendition of Buy UA Drank at the end there ;)
@rosalie47972 жыл бұрын
So, I'm watching this on Sunday night. Catching up on laundry. I can't howl out loud at these great jokes because all of my neighbors are dutifully in bed! My friends and I were doing karaoke 2 weeks ago and we sang "I Shot The Sheriff!" Makes it even better! I know I'm making no sense, but I don't care. I'm laughing--quietly...
@sophbliss2 жыл бұрын
I guess they don't deliver People Magazine to nursing homes. That's unsurprising.
@freya81332 жыл бұрын
Why should they suffer more than they're already suffering?
@sleazybtd2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they do, but after Covid, not many people left in there to read the tabloid.
@makelikeatree16962 жыл бұрын
In the early 1950s, my Dad had to take a dump while attending a show at the Moulin Rouge. Didn’t want to, but had to, if you know what I mean. He said the toilet was sort of on a platform in the basement, literally kind of a throne in the middle of the room. No wallls, no doors. He said the dancers coming and going found his predicament hilarious. And no TP.
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
That's just wrong on sooooo many levels. My friends and I knew 2 French chic's who rented a giant warehouse floor on Bleeker st....we would smoke,have 🍷, 💤 sleep in bags on the acre big floor....o,yea.....sighhhh. Anyway,we giggled like crazy cause the French chic's would PEE in the kitchen sink all night....really.... Just walk in,hike up Tshirt,climb on counter,squat and PEE in kitchen sink....haha.yuk. Breakfast anyone? Different culture? 🤔✌️😵💫
@bfebfe2 жыл бұрын
As if Belgians would ever drink Busch Light! I'm starting to think these Meanwhile intros are not very realistic!
@lindaleelaw52772 жыл бұрын
Ya think.. its called Free Thought lol
@ErikPortland2 жыл бұрын
True, but Bud IS owned by InBev now (Belgium based)
@HyperactiveNeuron2 жыл бұрын
Lol most Americans won't drink it. Busch just owns other companies and lazily hobbies at brewing "beer".
@jod47382 жыл бұрын
Came here to say I am offended that people think Belgians would drink that
@sonnydesmet60292 жыл бұрын
No we dont drink that kind of shit we only drink good beer 👍🍺
@MikayelMcGee2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
@ericminch2 жыл бұрын
What's so great about sliced bread?
@davidcwitkin67292 жыл бұрын
"Pirate Booze Cruise of News" .... I'm in!
@Hundo_Mo2 жыл бұрын
One of his writers was testing his lungs after covid with that Meanwhile intro 😂
@graavy2 жыл бұрын
6:46 Stephen, in French: "Good songs!! What time??"
@redplanet91622 жыл бұрын
He dropped 3 obscure accurate Coney Island references
@Jxzqzxv2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they can still find suckers to destroy their own vehicle for less than pizza drivers make. It’s sad.
@mindlessgonzo2 жыл бұрын
My worry ain't about the burrito undoing, my worry is about the shell suddenly failing and the goop of beans and beef spilling out onto my clothes!
@Darchias2 жыл бұрын
Gotta modify your contents man, sounds like you have too many wet ingredients. Add more rice, it'll help keep it together.
@TXpatriate2 жыл бұрын
Put a (flat) tortilla beneath you while eating and LEAN OVER it. Plus, include more rice. The other writer is 100% right about the wet/dry ratio 😉
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap73222 жыл бұрын
On the open tortilla spread the beans, rice and sour cream to create a seal
@TXpatriate2 жыл бұрын
@@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322 that's the ticket! of course, you are using pro tips here, which are what I use. If someone isn't fluent in rice&beans then my quick rookie-level advice helps in a pinch. (If somebody has both hands full of a disaster they can't really go back in time to fix it. "Tortilla and LEAN" has saved quite a few neckties, laps and shirts on Taco Tuesdays!)
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap73222 жыл бұрын
@@TXpatriate what you want to achieve is all ingredients spread out and rolled up, not ingredients bunched up and rolled up in something... think about the anatomy of the burrito, if you leave a little wiggle room it doesn't burts out. I'm a serious entertainer for my family.
@aaronpeart2 жыл бұрын
Absolute top form intro. Cannot get better
@ritac97692 жыл бұрын
Umm was Louis covering Buy You A Drank at the end there?! I NEED to hear the full version of this.
@johnransom11462 жыл бұрын
Eric Clapton was at TIFF in Toronto? First off, why? Then, we require vaccine certificates. How’d he worm in?
@ryomichael2 жыл бұрын
Only in a horribly delusional fever dream would Belgians drink Busch Lite.😄
@TheGrmln832 жыл бұрын
The meanwhile openings are only getting better and better.
@davincisghost92282 жыл бұрын
Oh that is just glorious... 🤗🌹
@ccggenius2 жыл бұрын
Or you could just seal your burrito with sour cream, it's Nature's edible tape.
@Maya_Pinion2 жыл бұрын
Genius. When ya have a get together with some o you pals; not one woman there who has a 🍷,a jumbo burrito,bowl of dipping chips,has ever had a problem getting that mess of delish up to the 👄 mouth.....yum.... Roaches, burrito TAPE? Not to be a downer, but I lost a sibling to Cancer; I'll just say it....WTF 😒!!! Yes,exclamation ‼️ points...... 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen2 жыл бұрын
Sour cream makes the wrap soggy.
@Rockancrime2 жыл бұрын
Also we already have edible hot glue - it’s called cheese…
@johndavidwolf42392 жыл бұрын
"I Shot the Sheriff" was written by Bob Marley, not Eric Clapton.
@rabidsamfan2 жыл бұрын
He covered it, probably.
@freya81332 жыл бұрын
@@rabidsamfan he did.
@Vagajammer2 жыл бұрын
True, but Clapton's version is more well-known I heard Clapton was anti-mandate (to the point he would cancel shows in arenas with restrictions), so this sounds like karma Now if only the RepubliQans can all contract it and get lasting effects from it (to the point they can't drone on and on and on and on about the Big Lie)
@freya81332 жыл бұрын
The joke still worked.
@Im.Okay.Youre.Fucked2 жыл бұрын
It's not fair for stephen to call Clapton "critical of the vaccine" because that makes him sound like he is antivax. Clapton was vaccinated. All he ever said was that it made him sick and the media tore him to shreds for it.