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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@gregbrogan9061
@gregbrogan9061 2 жыл бұрын
The last bit about people favouring their pets over their spouses made me laugh... My brother was dating this woman who was just terrible for him. I was trying to suggest he break up with her and said "Would you really miss her if she were gone?" His reply, "Well, I'd miss her dog - she's got a great dog..." I told him if he broke up with her, I'd buy him a dog!!
@mlr4524
@mlr4524 2 жыл бұрын
That's why I never wanted to meet anyone's kids or pets before I knew how the relationship was going lol. So much easier to fall 'in love' with them.
@thomasd4738
@thomasd4738 2 жыл бұрын
I am in precisely the same situation
@stopresistinjustice3680
@stopresistinjustice3680 2 жыл бұрын
Well ..did he break up with her? 💁
@jojoscats
@jojoscats 2 жыл бұрын
Cliffhanger much??
@fultonjohnsonaton5096
@fultonjohnsonaton5096 2 жыл бұрын
I was in a similar situation; even though im a dog person, i still miss her cat sometimes. Her pussay, not so much!
@229BlackHat
@229BlackHat 2 жыл бұрын
It’s good that after 2 bouts of Covid, Stephen still has enough lung capacity for these Meanwhile intros.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I have it when healthy
@SouthwesternEagle
@SouthwesternEagle 2 жыл бұрын
I think by now, we've all had at least 2 bouts of COVID. I had at least 4. XD
@jackson857
@jackson857 2 жыл бұрын
@@SouthwesternEagle Haven't had it once.
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackson857 ...that you know of
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackson857 me neither
@davidl5452
@davidl5452 2 жыл бұрын
"Booze cruise of news." That's a keeper.
@noahzinc
@noahzinc 2 жыл бұрын
I totally misheard it as “Blues Clues of news.”
@marthaguerra.1451
@marthaguerra.1451 2 жыл бұрын
What a cutie, the guy with the big guitar. In the band. I love that he is ‘awake’ when Stephen interacts with him.
@lordjace
@lordjace 2 жыл бұрын
No Belgium tourist would EVER drink Bush lite, no Belgium period.
@four1878
@four1878 2 жыл бұрын
It's cheap piss beer
@ekospons
@ekospons 2 жыл бұрын
I am offended. We Belgians would never stoop so low as to drink bush light. For shame.
@bruincatjove24
@bruincatjove24 Жыл бұрын
Don't be
@preacherman303
@preacherman303 2 жыл бұрын
Belgian tourists would never ever drink bush light!
@suekelsey1329
@suekelsey1329 2 жыл бұрын
My dog is loved by all, me on the other hand, not so much. She is a service dog, I am mentally disabled and have difficulties walking without her. When I enter a place without her everyone looks for my "Missy". She IS an awesome dog though. Meanwhile... Enjoy your comments! Thank you Again!!!
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know you but I love you. Best wishes.
@beez1717
@beez1717 2 жыл бұрын
Why did the Moulin Rouge allow you to stay a night there? "Because we can can can!"
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
I won't apologize...... Hahahahaha. 👍
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322 2 жыл бұрын
Sigh...
@viddork
@viddork 2 жыл бұрын
You certainly can ...
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet 2 жыл бұрын
As many times as I have heard these Meanwhile segments it's still kills me every time I hear them. It must take them hours and hours just to come up with the intros to Meanwhile, I can't imagine how big of a staff of writers Colbert has?
@ajrimmer7231
@ajrimmer7231 2 жыл бұрын
FYI, "I Shot the Sheriff" was written and first published by Bob Marley in 1973. Clapton just did a cover.
@lolitasmom
@lolitasmom 2 жыл бұрын
But the heroin.
@petekaiser8856
@petekaiser8856 2 жыл бұрын
The opening never gets old. Love this show so much!!!
@sphires
@sphires 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. Bill Hick's joke about everyone ordering food at the same time, them getting stuck in a traffic jam, and then it all being free actually happened, that's hilarious!
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks is my all time favorite comedian
@BartMassee
@BartMassee 2 жыл бұрын
legend!
@casbot71
@casbot71 2 жыл бұрын
@@oneirishpoet I can't even begin to imagine what he could have produced if he had been alive during the Trump presidency … the vitriol and laser sharp viciousness aimed at MAGA would have been jaw dropping.
@rachellawton9809
@rachellawton9809 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I have heard Louis sing - Oh my God, that voice!! 🤩
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 2 жыл бұрын
He's a solid musician in his own right. His voice does blend well with Jon Batiste's. Best damn band on late night, that's for sure.
@user-kb9cu4rl9z
@user-kb9cu4rl9z 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it has been asked many times, but who writes these sensational Meanwhile monologs? It's as if the writers start playing MadLibs and fire off weaving these insanely creative word banquets from there. I hang on every word. Kudos to the writers and Stephen's perfect delivery. Keep 'em coming. 👏👏👏
@Alexis84DE
@Alexis84DE 2 жыл бұрын
I am in awe of the writers of the meanwhile intro. Literary masterpieces ❤️
@romangysse3690
@romangysse3690 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing I don't buy in that segment is that Belgian tourists drink American beer... We're one of the best beer producer in the world with Germany, we don't drink Busch light. XD
@nikitaiszard
@nikitaiszard 2 жыл бұрын
I think that might be why he referenced the cans being partially full lol I thought the same thing.
@Pendoza84
@Pendoza84 2 жыл бұрын
I think we Dutch are quite big branding beer around the world too.. Heineken anyone?
@romangysse3690
@romangysse3690 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pendoza84 Weed man, I think as the Nederlands as the weed capital of Europe. Makes you as essential for a fun night :-p
@amberscion1513
@amberscion1513 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously! We did half of our honeymoon in Belgium because I wanted to tour a bunch of breweries and enjoy all of the fantastic beers. From Flemish Red to lambic to Trappist ale, Belgium has some really good beer!
@susanforrest128
@susanforrest128 2 жыл бұрын
No real beer lover would chose so called lite American beer!!!
@DanFrederiksen
@DanFrederiksen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised a print magazine has survived this long. This internet thing seems to be gaining momentum.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
I still,actually,read..actual books,mags etc.... It's a very lonely life.
@jillv4006
@jillv4006 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@thomasbonse
@thomasbonse 2 жыл бұрын
We're pretty sure the Internet will be going places, some day. 🤣
@princessravendiamond4288
@princessravendiamond4288 2 жыл бұрын
Well, People owns Entertainment Weekly magazine which a couple years of went to monthly issues. Last month was EW's last printed issue. My family has had an EW subscription for years. Now the rest of our subscription time is supposed to be transferred to People
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 2 жыл бұрын
@@Maya_Pinion I'll join you Susan! Meet me at the library!
@jeremiahsekyi
@jeremiahsekyi 2 жыл бұрын
I would totally watch a show or animation based on people doing the weird things in Stephen's meanwhile.
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 жыл бұрын
good idea try the animation to arlo guthrie's "i just wanna ride on my motorcy.." saw it with him live in concert i became more american that evening
@claireconover
@claireconover 2 жыл бұрын
nah, the novelty of it is what makes it good. base a regular tv program on it and it’ll get really old super quick.
@bluemalibu
@bluemalibu 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, with or without People Magazine or the abs, I will always think of you as the sexiest man alive. I'm sure Evie will back me up!
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
I hope she would 💖🌹😁😁 that IS her husband ☺️👍
@bluemalibu
@bluemalibu 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshamariner7897 😊
@alisademi5954
@alisademi5954 2 жыл бұрын
Had my Saturday mimosa with Stephen 🥂now back to life...War ...depression.. back to being a cheerful 😁cheerleader to everyone in my life😬😅💪👍🙈
@madsringswaldegan1058
@madsringswaldegan1058 2 жыл бұрын
I love Meanwhile because I get to accidentally learn how random things are made
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
I'll 💯 agree w the opening of meanwhile 💖🌹. IT'S amazing that Stephen CAN do it normally after being sick 😭😭
@radnowonward
@radnowonward 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Introductions are the light in the darkness of this world. Every single one is the best one so far. As the world falls apart, this man and his brilliant writers are just out here slinging gold. Thank God for these people. Without laughter, what are we anyway?
@ericbrammer2245
@ericbrammer2245 2 жыл бұрын
KUDOS to 'STAY HUMAN', as a Band!! These Gals/Dudes ROCK IT, but have been led/Coached by The BEST! AS a Coach in Snowboarding/Sk8boarding, with a 'few' Champs claimed, I get that it takes DIRECTION, to pull a Crew together, and STAY HUMAN has , Stayed United, UNIFIED, Present, and Cheerfully Vocal!!! Carry it Forwards!
@choose-kindness
@choose-kindness 2 жыл бұрын
This whole segment was amazing! Such talent!
@totsmini3105
@totsmini3105 2 жыл бұрын
Adorable!! and So Entertaining!! - WE Love you Stephen from across the Pacific Ocean!!
@FirstLast-di5sr
@FirstLast-di5sr 2 жыл бұрын
That Clapton reference 😂
@fultonjohnsonaton5096
@fultonjohnsonaton5096 2 жыл бұрын
That Johns Hopkins edible plaster thing is straight out of Idiocracy. 'We couldn't cure cancer but we did invent an edible plaster thing to stop a burrito falling apart while it's being eaten'.
@mariopena5094
@mariopena5094 2 жыл бұрын
Best meanwhile ever. Hands fucking down
@merlapittman5034
@merlapittman5034 2 жыл бұрын
How does Meanwhile keep getting funnier? I don't know, but it does. Love it!
@danb.709
@danb.709 2 жыл бұрын
Was a chef at a historic bed and breakfast with shared bathrooms, everyone ate the same heavy food, at the same times. The cause and effect was very real, it was occasionally pretty awful. Beautiful place though.
@ramblerdave1339
@ramblerdave1339 2 жыл бұрын
If they're eating other meals there, apart from breakfast, shouldn't it be called, a Hotel? I thought a B&B meant you leave after breakfast, and don't come back, until bedtime, accessing restrooms, at your leisure, in convenience stores, and fast food restaurants! I could be wrong, haven't been on any vacations, lately! 🥴
@danb.709
@danb.709 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramblerdave1339 it was a ski lodge, converted from an old mining building. people left around 9 and came back at about 4. We served breakfast and dinner. It was kind of a hostel, and it also had more traditional hotel type rooms. So it was kind of a hybrid. I would say people should go check it out except the property sold, it was a listed historical place so the new owners couldn't tear it down like they wanted to, so they got around that by building a giant hotel around the old building, literally entombing the old building inside the new monstrosity. After having lived there for several years it broke my heart. The old place was very cool, now it's some generic luxury hotel most people can't afford.
@jeffheyer7783
@jeffheyer7783 2 жыл бұрын
As is every place in US now
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 жыл бұрын
so you poisoned the guests ¿a lot of dead animal parts ?
@mrwascallyt9865
@mrwascallyt9865 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffheyer7783 paved paradise ' should be fl state song and with the last few govs , with duhsantis , has just made it worse faster condos collapsing , home ins . and housing availability & for too many prices climbing out of reach but who needs planning build baby build but there not building houses for low income people in a state that has a lot of service ind jobs so all the carpetbaggers and investors are buying a lot , setting high prices or sitting on them waiting for prices to get even more out of whack cannibal capitalism at its worst
@Jasmine34952
@Jasmine34952 2 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! What an intro to Meanwhile. Give the man his Oscar!!!!!
@roryoutdoors5431
@roryoutdoors5431 2 жыл бұрын
Malcolm's friend Stevie is killing it in Jon's absence! Pretty amazing that he doesn't need the wheelchair anymore! :p
@appalachiafungorum
@appalachiafungorum 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, when you 1st felled that white oak, I thought you were going to cooper together a perfectly seamed barrel, with hand forged iron rims, in which to ferment for 12 years a liquid concocted from sowing the finest artisianal bio-dynamically grown grains, that had been distilled in a hand peaned copper pot,... only to wake up on a curb in Memphis, TN a block and half from Gus's Fried Chicken facedown in the gutter with an empty bottle of Rebel Yell rotgut whiskey in your clutches, regretting everthing in your life up to that moment. But you weren't, so meanwhile... keep up the good work.
@CaseyD11
@CaseyD11 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for a barrel story too 😭
@GildaLee27
@GildaLee27 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen should invite Caitlin Doughty of Ask a Mortician on the show. She wrote a whole book about whether your cat will eat your eyeballs if you die & are left undiscoved and other death and deathcare related topics. #DeathPositivity
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
She would be a great guest! 🤗
@Roll587
@Roll587 2 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@joannbowden6220
@joannbowden6220 2 жыл бұрын
I love her! I'm one of her deathlings! ☺️
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
I have her first book! Is excellent and she's fun.
@reneemb4319
@reneemb4319 2 жыл бұрын
This is a GREAT idea!!
@LtJackboot
@LtJackboot 2 жыл бұрын
Has the Meanwhile segment ever earned an Emmy? It definitely deserves one for the writing.
@mwatson4970
@mwatson4970 2 жыл бұрын
Cats get a bad wrap! They are lovely!
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 2 жыл бұрын
Nature's best little killing machines. But so purr-fect.
@lesleyghostdragon3149
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
"Is this an AirBNB or an escape room?...Quick! Lock the door while they fight over the toilet!" Merci! I died of LOLs!
@Opine_Divine
@Opine_Divine 2 жыл бұрын
Bonne chance!
@carlaheine7348
@carlaheine7348 9 ай бұрын
❤Eat Your Heart Out, Herman Melville!❤
@jaymzbeesez
@jaymzbeesez 2 жыл бұрын
Loving Meanwhile, always - this intro "Belgiums drinking American light beer?" HAHAHAHAHA.
@MattCouzensMusic
@MattCouzensMusic 2 жыл бұрын
"Hot glue my taco shut" could be the dirtiest thing you've ever said Stephen......
@lchjr
@lchjr 2 жыл бұрын
Louis is the backup... that is sick; you are killing it, man.
@NoraBHagen
@NoraBHagen 2 жыл бұрын
Lewis Kato comin' out! :) I still miss Jon, but he's doing a fine job up there, and the band as well! :) On meanwhile intros: is there anything Stephen Colbert can *not* do? I doubt it...
@mauricemitchell4053
@mauricemitchell4053 2 жыл бұрын
OMG…that intro spun my mind…still spinning…dizzy…lol!
@ApolloRacer
@ApolloRacer 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn... his introductions to Meanwhile are going to become their own segment.
@pikeyMcBarkin
@pikeyMcBarkin 2 жыл бұрын
I love how his meanwhile is basically a bath salts trip. HAHAHAHAHA
@Turbojonny5
@Turbojonny5 2 жыл бұрын
Know this by personal experience🤔
@Turbojonny5
@Turbojonny5 2 жыл бұрын
In other words...speaking out personal experience?
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
"pirate booze cruise of news", oh wow, you guys have surpassed yourselves.
@errcoche
@errcoche 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody must be taking recreational drugs in order to come up with those openings.
@Turbojonny5
@Turbojonny5 2 жыл бұрын
@@errcoche Maaan i could use some recreational drugs right now☹️
@errcoche
@errcoche 2 жыл бұрын
A three course meal at the Moulin Rouge? When I worked in France we had a five course meal every day in the office cafeteria - salad, hors d'ouevres, main course, cheese and dessert. There was wine if you wanted it. For some reason productivity slumped in the afternoon. That's amazing because the entire morning was spent shaking hands and kissing cheeks.
@joannbowden6220
@joannbowden6220 2 жыл бұрын
Why did u ever leave? Meanwhile, a lunch break in the US (if u even get one) is a bag of Cheetos & soda out of a vending machine at ur desk while you still work! Amirite?!
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 2 жыл бұрын
Starts at 2:50. Impressive! Finally a longer meanwhile segment (better meanwhile length to clip length ratio).
@bluesdjben
@bluesdjben 2 жыл бұрын
One of the better Meanwhile introductions. We got both a Dutch golden age spiegel yacht AND a pirate booze cruise of news.
@johnjones_1501
@johnjones_1501 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever done deliveries knows that the cheaper the delivery, the worse your tip, and you are not going to get anything on a free lunch delivery. Unless grubhub was going to step up and give their drivers considerable compensation, there was no way they were ever going to deliver free lunches to everyone.
@tmcbgrrl0074
@tmcbgrrl0074 2 жыл бұрын
Same goes for an 'open bar'. Free drinks 🍹 and zero tips 🤦🏻‍♀️
@trelyles1583
@trelyles1583 2 жыл бұрын
@@tmcbgrrl0074 fuck tips. Pay a living wage
@cathysmith997
@cathysmith997 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the idea came from someone who has never driven. Ever. Never. 🙄
@BullShitThat
@BullShitThat 2 жыл бұрын
Even if there was a slim chance of pulling this BS off, it was never going to happen, EVER in NYC... just impossible!
@zezmerelda240
@zezmerelda240 2 жыл бұрын
that sucks! i was raised right, here in the 'backward' midwest. we were taught, even if you get a discount or freebee, you tip on the actual cost of the meal.
@LordBrittish
@LordBrittish 2 жыл бұрын
“…which then summons an army of seagulls whom I instruct to gather the half-empty cans of Busch light left by a mob of Belgian tourists, all of which I gather in a sack I fashioned out of pants I stole from a sleeping cop…” This was my favorite part. I always look forward to a new *MEANWHILE!!!*
@N0B0DYC4RE
@N0B0DYC4RE 2 жыл бұрын
The meanwhile intro is going to an alligator trainer show. You watch to see if they'll mess up but Colbert never will😅
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 жыл бұрын
That French menu was 100% accurate!
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
Last fight kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3-aq6qNpbuDqrs
@drstevenrey
@drstevenrey 2 жыл бұрын
My cats are always there. The girlfriend have been exchanged several times over.
@arnehovind3596
@arnehovind3596 2 жыл бұрын
Not good to hear Clapton having Covid at his age. I hope he recovers quickly and safely!
@quaxo1
@quaxo1 2 жыл бұрын
Clapton doesn't just have a complicated relationship with shots, Clapton has a complicated relationship with reality.
@KealohaHarrison
@KealohaHarrison 2 жыл бұрын
4:44 do scientists want Fallout style radroaches? Cause this is how we get Fallout style radroaches
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын
Either that or they get eye beams or control over magnetism. Either way, bad move.
@sueyourself5413
@sueyourself5413 2 жыл бұрын
The brains at John Hopkins don't know that you can cook a burrito closed, I'm going to go out on a limb and state that it won't be them that cure cancer.
@mickware5289
@mickware5289 2 жыл бұрын
But the best burritos are freshly made and potentially openable and messy.
@sueyourself5413
@sueyourself5413 2 жыл бұрын
@@mickware5289 You can assemble and then cook them closed as a last phase. I don't know how to explain that in another way. A little strip bio-tape isn't going to solve the problem.
@i.n.o.productionscompany9699
@i.n.o.productionscompany9699 2 жыл бұрын
That intro was absolutely amazing on so many levels !!!
@Dan-Simms
@Dan-Simms 2 жыл бұрын
And that makes me love cats even more. At least it can fend for itself while I rot away haha
@rebeccakumi5369
@rebeccakumi5369 2 жыл бұрын
BELGIANS would NEVER drink bud light.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 2 жыл бұрын
...unless it's used to hydrate between Leffe Blondes 😄😄😄
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 2 жыл бұрын
That Big Mac and Coke joke wrote itself
@Flintandsteel1625
@Flintandsteel1625 2 жыл бұрын
Here's the crazy thing... From what I understand, there are several common traits among people who live to be over 100 years old, and it seems to be common that they eat the same limited amount of fast food and caffeine every single day... like one Big Mac and a coke to drink. Laugh all you want at that guy who's been eating a Big Mac and Coke every day for 50 years. It's very likely that he is going to live a very long life, because of his eating habit.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm gonna need a source for that
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
Yup....I've noticed similar traits in very ole ,one sweet lady just turned 106 somewhere...when asked( and the news always asks) "what's your secret?..... Stay happy,smoke a cigar everyday,shot 🥃 of whiskey,get enough sun,wonder 🍞 bread -butter everyday for lunch,friends****"""" the list of strange replies goes on and on....who knows?
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 ya could always question the burrito TAPE research team....🤔🌮🌮🌮🌮✌️
@alexs8845
@alexs8845 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a coincidence. Old people tend to be creatures of habit. The oldest living people most likely have longevity-promoting genes.
@Flintandsteel1625
@Flintandsteel1625 2 жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 It's something I heard from various places years ago. I don't have an actual source. It's just word of mouth. But I heard it multiple times from different sources, so I believe there's some truth to it.
@vilena5308
@vilena5308 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO If my dad and our dog were drowning, my mom would definitely save the dog. If my mom and our dog were drowning, my dad would definitely go to save the dog. He would hesitate, but in the end, if he leaves the dog to die he would never hear the end of it. Not to mention mom would probably be able to save herself.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. We might have the same parents.😲😬
@vilena5308
@vilena5308 2 жыл бұрын
@@Maya_Pinion 😂 🤣
@Styphon
@Styphon 2 жыл бұрын
Burger-eating dude should have saved some of his money to pay for a hair stylist.
@jackv2244
@jackv2244 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't see that "I shot the Sheriff" reference coming 😂😂😂
@blackasthesky
@blackasthesky 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome episode. Somehow it just has the right vibe.
@gerryavella410
@gerryavella410 2 жыл бұрын
i wonder who comes up with the intros for meanwhile??? guy’s a genius lol
@Silverfirefly1
@Silverfirefly1 2 жыл бұрын
PSA: Never hot-glue your taco shut.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
🤪🤪😵😵🤯🤯😅🤣😂
@blinibacas
@blinibacas 2 жыл бұрын
That Coney Island riff was epic! I'll be there tonight watching Burlesque. Why didn't you mention that?
@ProSauce420
@ProSauce420 2 жыл бұрын
Holy sh*t that was a great intro lmao. We need a Stephen Colbert Top 10 Meanwhile Intros video!
@winonalieux6728
@winonalieux6728 2 жыл бұрын
Being a big music nerd, you may know that Bob Marley wrote “I shot the Sheriff.” Eric Clapton just did a really good cover.
@batsonelectronics
@batsonelectronics 2 жыл бұрын
Karma has finally come for Eric Clapton. Good.
@amuseinmanhattan
@amuseinmanhattan 2 жыл бұрын
I adore Colbert and his writers
@sandrajohnson2489
@sandrajohnson2489 2 жыл бұрын
If I had a significant other and had to choose between him and my dogs I would choose my dogs.
@cathimackenzie1920
@cathimackenzie1920 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Stephen - I was literally just in the Limerick Colbert train station. I was worried I would miss my connecting train to Ennis to see Tommy Tiernan this evening that I didn’t get a chance to take a picture of the sign. Plus there were multiple trains in so I couldn’t even see to the wall with the name from either side of my train.
@turdfurgeson1643
@turdfurgeson1643 2 жыл бұрын
Best meanwhile intro ever. Strong work!
@Miamcoline
@Miamcoline 2 жыл бұрын
Good rendition of Buy UA Drank at the end there ;)
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 2 жыл бұрын
So, I'm watching this on Sunday night. Catching up on laundry. I can't howl out loud at these great jokes because all of my neighbors are dutifully in bed! My friends and I were doing karaoke 2 weeks ago and we sang "I Shot The Sheriff!" Makes it even better! I know I'm making no sense, but I don't care. I'm laughing--quietly...
@sophbliss
@sophbliss 2 жыл бұрын
I guess they don't deliver People Magazine to nursing homes. That's unsurprising.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
Why should they suffer more than they're already suffering?
@sleazybtd
@sleazybtd 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they do, but after Covid, not many people left in there to read the tabloid.
@makelikeatree1696
@makelikeatree1696 2 жыл бұрын
In the early 1950s, my Dad had to take a dump while attending a show at the Moulin Rouge. Didn’t want to, but had to, if you know what I mean. He said the toilet was sort of on a platform in the basement, literally kind of a throne in the middle of the room. No wallls, no doors. He said the dancers coming and going found his predicament hilarious. And no TP.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
That's just wrong on sooooo many levels. My friends and I knew 2 French chic's who rented a giant warehouse floor on Bleeker st....we would smoke,have 🍷, 💤 sleep in bags on the acre big floor....o,yea.....sighhhh. Anyway,we giggled like crazy cause the French chic's would PEE in the kitchen sink all night....really.... Just walk in,hike up Tshirt,climb on counter,squat and PEE in kitchen sink....haha.yuk. Breakfast anyone? Different culture? 🤔✌️😵‍💫
@bfebfe
@bfebfe 2 жыл бұрын
As if Belgians would ever drink Busch Light! I'm starting to think these Meanwhile intros are not very realistic!
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 2 жыл бұрын
Ya think.. its called Free Thought lol
@ErikPortland
@ErikPortland 2 жыл бұрын
True, but Bud IS owned by InBev now (Belgium based)
@HyperactiveNeuron
@HyperactiveNeuron 2 жыл бұрын
Lol most Americans won't drink it. Busch just owns other companies and lazily hobbies at brewing "beer".
@jod4738
@jod4738 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say I am offended that people think Belgians would drink that
@sonnydesmet6029
@sonnydesmet6029 2 жыл бұрын
No we dont drink that kind of shit we only drink good beer 👍🍺
@MikayelMcGee
@MikayelMcGee 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
What's so great about sliced bread?
@davidcwitkin6729
@davidcwitkin6729 2 жыл бұрын
"Pirate Booze Cruise of News" .... I'm in!
@Hundo_Mo
@Hundo_Mo 2 жыл бұрын
One of his writers was testing his lungs after covid with that Meanwhile intro 😂
@graavy
@graavy 2 жыл бұрын
6:46 Stephen, in French: "Good songs!! What time??"
@redplanet9162
@redplanet9162 2 жыл бұрын
He dropped 3 obscure accurate Coney Island references
@Jxzqzxv
@Jxzqzxv 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they can still find suckers to destroy their own vehicle for less than pizza drivers make. It’s sad.
@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo 2 жыл бұрын
My worry ain't about the burrito undoing, my worry is about the shell suddenly failing and the goop of beans and beef spilling out onto my clothes!
@Darchias
@Darchias 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta modify your contents man, sounds like you have too many wet ingredients. Add more rice, it'll help keep it together.
@TXpatriate
@TXpatriate 2 жыл бұрын
Put a (flat) tortilla beneath you while eating and LEAN OVER it. Plus, include more rice. The other writer is 100% right about the wet/dry ratio 😉
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322 2 жыл бұрын
On the open tortilla spread the beans, rice and sour cream to create a seal
@TXpatriate
@TXpatriate 2 жыл бұрын
@@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322 that's the ticket! of course, you are using pro tips here, which are what I use. If someone isn't fluent in rice&beans then my quick rookie-level advice helps in a pinch. (If somebody has both hands full of a disaster they can't really go back in time to fix it. "Tortilla and LEAN" has saved quite a few neckties, laps and shirts on Taco Tuesdays!)
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322 2 жыл бұрын
@@TXpatriate what you want to achieve is all ingredients spread out and rolled up, not ingredients bunched up and rolled up in something... think about the anatomy of the burrito, if you leave a little wiggle room it doesn't burts out. I'm a serious entertainer for my family.
@aaronpeart
@aaronpeart 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute top form intro. Cannot get better
@ritac9769
@ritac9769 2 жыл бұрын
Umm was Louis covering Buy You A Drank at the end there?! I NEED to hear the full version of this.
@johnransom1146
@johnransom1146 2 жыл бұрын
Eric Clapton was at TIFF in Toronto? First off, why? Then, we require vaccine certificates. How’d he worm in?
@ryomichael
@ryomichael 2 жыл бұрын
Only in a horribly delusional fever dream would Belgians drink Busch Lite.😄
@TheGrmln83
@TheGrmln83 2 жыл бұрын
The meanwhile openings are only getting better and better.
@davincisghost9228
@davincisghost9228 2 жыл бұрын
Oh that is just glorious... 🤗🌹
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 2 жыл бұрын
Or you could just seal your burrito with sour cream, it's Nature's edible tape.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
Genius. When ya have a get together with some o you pals; not one woman there who has a 🍷,a jumbo burrito,bowl of dipping chips,has ever had a problem getting that mess of delish up to the 👄 mouth.....yum.... Roaches, burrito TAPE? Not to be a downer, but I lost a sibling to Cancer; I'll just say it....WTF 😒!!! Yes,exclamation ‼️ points...... 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 2 жыл бұрын
Sour cream makes the wrap soggy.
@Rockancrime
@Rockancrime 2 жыл бұрын
Also we already have edible hot glue - it’s called cheese…
@johndavidwolf4239
@johndavidwolf4239 2 жыл бұрын
"I Shot the Sheriff" was written by Bob Marley, not Eric Clapton.
@rabidsamfan
@rabidsamfan 2 жыл бұрын
He covered it, probably.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
@@rabidsamfan he did.
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 2 жыл бұрын
True, but Clapton's version is more well-known I heard Clapton was anti-mandate (to the point he would cancel shows in arenas with restrictions), so this sounds like karma Now if only the RepubliQans can all contract it and get lasting effects from it (to the point they can't drone on and on and on and on about the Big Lie)
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
The joke still worked.
@Im.Okay.Youre.Fucked
@Im.Okay.Youre.Fucked 2 жыл бұрын
It's not fair for stephen to call Clapton "critical of the vaccine" because that makes him sound like he is antivax. Clapton was vaccinated. All he ever said was that it made him sick and the media tore him to shreds for it.
@joyceedwards3336
@joyceedwards3336 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Good one!
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