medieval diss track FULL SONG

My Mill grinds,
Pepper, and Spice,
Your Mill grinds,
Rats, and Mice...
Full song of the Medieval Diss Track I made in which I added more lyrics to the original from My Mill Grinds in Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book.
Remix of Parappa the Rapper and MediEvil soundtracks I also made which is longer and different.
Parappa The Rapper - Instructor Mooselini's Car Rap
MediEvil - Crypt & Graveyard

[@RandomUser11170]

L + No Maidens + No Mills + Non-Arable Fields

[@spooder1568]

+ no irrigation + get sieged

[@garvielloken9297]

+negligible heirs+get duelled+famine+pay unreasonable taxes to everyone of minor importance+30 yr lifespan

[@SpeedKing..]

+raided+touch gold

[@lampoilsalesman]

+ you have buboes

[@contaminatedduck4959]

"go touch farmland you pesky rat"

[@Liquid23]

“Your wife smells of bad money” *DESTROYED*

[@romanianturk2101]

"Squire, my god! I said roast the peasant not murder 😳!" - Baron

[@Agent_chees]

Best roasts of 1960s

[@powerscalingisdumb]

emotional damage

[@martinchuma]

@@Agent_chees *1860s 💀

[@goldenadmiral2912]

@@martinchuma 1455 💀

[@Froggycolouring]

Heres some ones I made: My village is, lively and clean Your village is, dirty and mean My wagon is,sturdy and reliable Your wagon is, not even drivable My jester is, quite hilarious Your jester is, quite nefarious My horses are, Swift and fast Your horses, Always come last My dam, Keeps the water out Your dam, inspires doubt My tunic is, a new style Your tunic is, Disgusting and vile My priest speaks, The word of the lord Your priest is, Dumb as a board My sword, slices my enemies with ease Your sword will, break by a light breeze My castle is, made of brick and stone Your castle is, not even your own My dungeon is, cold and dark Your dungeon, misses the mark My army wields, powerful blades Your army wields, shovels and spades My pottage is, quite delicious Your pottage is, quite suspicious

[@PersonFromSouthAfrica]

M&Ms has been real quiet since this comment

[@MPhussarW]

@@PersonFromSouthAfricasir Eminem

[@theleviathancross3919]

few?

[@stuartblittley3531]

the horses line goes crazy🔥

[@weegee-hehehe]

What's in that pottage? WHAT IS IN THAT POTTAGE?

[@Gotofy105]

"Your wife smells of bad money," there is no way you could possibly live with this insult.

[@YBG101]

same.

[@brchh]

"Your wife smells like no money"

[@ChaoticCupOfCoffee]

"Your wife smells of bad money" is another way to call someone's wife a thot btw

[@Bananaiguess]

I have the power to change it from 999 to 1K should I do it

[@Sikreb]

i would kms if i got that insult bro ☠

[@gradyvolmert8336]

He doesn’t roast, he impolitely mentions his acquaintance’s flaws

[@the-eq5vh]

indubitably!

[@pipertheroastingpepper672]

Critique track

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

[@Acquies]

My lines have A lot of flow You lines have More than one flaw

[@frostedpancake3882]

I do say, the amount of politeness in this track along with the auditorally pleasing rhymes would indeed suggest to me that whomever hath birthed this masterpiece into existence was elucubrating at levels that are unfathomable to such a feeble mind such as my own.

[@crusadercarl6269]

"My wife smells of pure honey. Your wife smells of bad money." Boy sent him to the guillotine with that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@MarcanMC]

🤓☝️ ummm actually the guillotine was invented in the 18th century long after the Middle Ages ended

[@Nukes_are_goated69]

Bro sent him to the crucifix with that one‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@dj-um7el]

😂

[@mauricesalguero9958]

Bro sent him to the brazen bull with that one 🔥🔥🔥

[@rudmillahnowrin9151]

💀

[@Xtraqk220]

How Americans think British people argue:

[@spyrofrost9158]

My trebuchet, aims with ease. Your trebuchet, hits the trees. My knights wear, plate and mail. Your knights wear, the shell of a snail. My local inn, sells fine mead. Your local inn, sells pig feed.

[@StopThisTomfooleryJimothy]

WELL DON'T KILL THE DAMN BITCH

[@43dl3ntil]

We makin it ourta the Iron Age with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@richiejobro5639]

"My Wife smells Of pure Honey Your Wife smells Of bad Money" That is one of the most clever ways of saying "Your girl is a thot" that I have ever heard.

[@mrfrogkingg]

I didn't even realise that omg

[@justheretocommentforyoutob4387]

Felt so fancy after hearing it

[@shiro2526]

Onlyfan moment but polite

[@thegrandestbazaar4800]

Who new these mill grinders could grind eachothers wives so badly

[@spamtong.spamton8416]

That was easily the best lyric in the whole song.

[@howtofight.8650]

"My slaves are, obedient and healthy" "Your slaves are, rebellious and stealthy"

[@hearteateryt]

kinda slaps tho

[@nevada2765]

@@hearteateryt just like me to the slaves

[@haka-katyt7439]

17th century rap

[@longboy7]

You mean serfs? England got rid of slaves in early 12th century

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@longboy7 I believe a rap about slavery would work well in America since yk *America*

[@spoogleh9813]

"my house is, sturdy and strong" "your house is, earthy and wrong"

[@TheBFJ-nu4qz]

As a British person, i can confirm that this is what rap sounds like here

[@JACDCS]

This guy is destroying everyone before they even existed

[@sexygarfield80]

🤥

[@TheWorldMostCrispiestFry]

Well some really did

[@dialaforawesome2029]

based patches pfp

[@lambn25]

This shit hits harder then the bubonic plague 💀💀💀

[@dialaforawesome2029]

@@lambn25 two

[@spooder1568]

This beat hits harder than a trebuchet!

[@somerandomdude9657]

Still not as hard as home depot

[@certified_geek7536]

Art thou trebuchet type beats for sale 🧐

[@garvielloken9297]

Hits harder than a spiked mace smashing into the side of a 14th century plate armour helm

[@memyself2124]

This slapped harder than the black plague

[@idkwhattoput4686]

Hits harder than a speeding chariot

[@user-ev4fx5zn7h]

We making it out the black death with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊💯💯💯

[@stuffericlikes4023]

Fr 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@BeamNG-Gaming269]

im your 100th like

[@tyrantaleksander7086]

Hits harder than the fall of Byzantium 🔥🔥🔥

[@andravideostation6101]

Nah bro this hits harder than battle of manzikert 1071🔥🔥🔥

[@AnReisVERYsigma]

We defending against the Muslim invasions with this one 🗣️🔥💯

[@revilsanjiani146]

We defending Constantinople against Ottoman turks with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@tankladd]

“My Hand only pick what grows Your hand picks only your nose” Goes hard

[@luis_lng]

I'd rather said: your hand picks only whats gross

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

Yes

[@KeyboardMoment]

banger

[@cameodamaneo]

You know what's worse than KZbin comments that quote the video we all just watched? KZbin comments that quote the video we all just watched, except they get the quote wrong.

[@aidengardiner2268]

@@cameodamaneo bruh the video said nose how was he wrong?

[@therealskull4786]

"Hey Charles, may I play a song on the Grammophone?" "Yes, but it would be folly to play poor tunes" "Worry not"

[@UltraTsuki]

Ok

[@tuggonasegwaymf]

why good golly (yn) , this music is absolute farrendiculously exquisite!

[@ironwraith852]

This seems like it would fit better with the Industrial diss track.

[@IMAFEEISH]

I cannot express how hard this made me laugh.

[@pfpcollector3739]

* Pulls comically large disc *

[@finndareward42]

This is just the best Thank you, you are a great creator

[@GleysonBezerra07]

Your hands picks, only your nose

[@Geebagninja]

MY WAGON IS, FAST AND RELIABLE YOUR WAGON IS, NOT QUITE DRIVABLE

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

This isn't just bars, it's ingots This isn't just fire this is Greek Fire

[@mrfrogkingg]

Oof Greek fire.

[@irishmanfromengland25]

not greek fire!

[@Local_Phantasm]

This doesn’t just hit, it besieges

[@deceasedchickencarcasschic7655]

We truly live in a kingdom

[@mk_rexx]

My bars are shiny pure gold Your bars are alcoholic and cold I spit fire that burns the woods You spit fire that won't make soot

[@JGuy7878]

As a Brit I don’t see how this is medieval I hear this everyday when people argue

[@Kickass778]

The first part of the rap comes from a nursery rhyme book from 1744 (I'm sure existed before that) and people meme'd Its a medieval diss track

[@andydavis6177]

Same, can't believe that the title is misleading. smh my head.

[@dascreeb5205]

@@Kickass778 uh do you not get it?

[@reddeadleisure]

@@dascreeb5205 what the fuck are you talking about

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Yeah

[@A_glock1231]

Damn imagine getting roasted this bad in medieval times

[@GamingWithThenixTurk]

Bro was sent to the gallows with this one 💀💀💀🥶🥶🔥🔥

[@TheRealGasGiant]

As a wise commenter on the original video once said, "Let's go, George! Show those pesky dirt-eaters who's boss!"

[@jayakisatra4208]

Them Nefarious Number-two Nibblers will know how hard i plow!

[@funkysunky7840]

“But Jon, we ARE pesky dirt-eaters!”

[@raidaridi5375]

Let us thy forth go,george! Let us show those bothersome ground-consuming rapscallions who is king!

[@theepicwarrior9492]

Bro this is a stolen comment and this is no cap go to the one that isn’t full version bruh

[@furnanester5851]

My cousin commented that lol

[@JustPineapple]

Things to note: His mill grinds pepper and spice His hand picks only what grows His grain tastes delightful His mother cooks with much care His wife smells of pure honey His fields are happy to see His hat fits like a fiddle His king is smart and wise His sheep will keep us alive

[@AhmedEx1.]

Things to note about the other guy: His mill grinds rats and mice His hand picks only his nose His grain tastes very frightful His mother cooks with her hair His wife smells of bad money His fields are sad to decree His hat fits like it's little His king is full of lies His sheep will fail to arrive

[@coriseoris]

Thinks to note about you: No mills No hands No grain No mother No wife No fields No hats No kings No sheep

[@wSayonara]

Things to note about Ralof: His mill cuts Lumber His hands pick mora tapinella His grain doesn't exist His mother cooks with a pot No wife No fields No hats His king was killed in fair combat No sheep

[@matthiass._.]

@@coriseoris No wifes?

[@lohis8907]

@@matthiass._. no maidens??!

[@seek7697]

WE CATCHIN’ THE WITCHES WITH DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@plipplopflip320]

WE BE GETTIN SHILLINGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@artthenecromancer404]

FIRE! I remember listening to the original snippet back in 1522

[@GasDrinker6455B]

Your name fits this comment suspiciously well

[@kirb3963]

‘Tis still a good song even after all these centuries

[@JaredtheRabbit]

Same here

[@pptheastrologer6870]

Aah the good ol days of 1522 !

[@blokman7151]

@@pptheastrologer6870 when all Chris's were at peace with rocks

[@Animum6062]

I can't wait to start listening to this unironically.

[@le9038]

I can't wait for a full album

[@phaZonJJ27]

I just can’t wait.

[@sexygarfield80]

🤥

[@burrowed3864]

It's already started.

[@TheKaoticFoxi23]

@@phaZonJJ27 i just cant

[@mariodabest]

My kid is, very tall Your kid is, like a ball

[@Poobusgoobus]

As a person from England i can confirm i have heard this during an argument between 2 men at the pub

[@duehaystacks4785]

The song sounds aggressive and yet passive at the same time.

[@TaxmicRug45879]

That’s called passive aggressive

[@10stvr]

@@TaxmicRug45879 no shit sherlock

[@happydonkey5333]

Aggressively passive

[@TheRyujinLP]

Must be Canadian.

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

[@thecheeseballchannel4418]

“My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies” My brother in Christ we are in the same kingdom

[@user-xz3pb3dt2u]

Well people are allowed to have different political opinions aren't they?!

[@white_exe8053]

​@@user-xz3pb3dt2ui think he meant they share the same king bro

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Well I didn’t vote for him…

[@nerdy8644]

@@Adam-xf6sqyou don’t vote for kings

[@MiGLifeCrisis]

​@@Adam-xf6sqvoting?...in a monarchy..?

[@kingcheetah6495]

The deliquents have been real quiet ever since this melody dropped 🔥

[@OctoJiji]

Same with the hooligans and the little rascals

[@lukebettison6803]

WE GETTING OUTTA THE FARM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@colin2809]

My maiden is, as pure as royalty Your maiden is, lacking in loyalty My pottage looks, quite delicious Your pottage looks, a bit suspicious My heir is, as smart as a scholar Your heir is, a no good brawler My tunic is, made from fine textile Your tunic is, lacking in style My mare is, mighty and strong Your mare sleeps, all day long My fiefdom is, grand and abundant Your fiefdom is, bland and redundant My jester makes, me giggle with glee Your jester makes, me wince at thee My helmet can, shield me from many blows Your helmet can, protect less than lederhose My village is, quaint and prosperous Your village is, simply preposterous My priest speaks, only the word of the lord Your priest speaks, only what makes me feel bored My tavern is, stocked with the finest of wine Your tavern serves, ale that I’d have to decline My sword can, defeat my foes with ease Your sword can, slice only through cheese My knights are, adept in bravery Your knights are, fairly unsavory My dwelling is, quite cozy and warm Your dwelling can’t, protect you from a storm My bard is, gifted with musical skill Your bard is, simply run of the mill My market is, filled with merchants and trade Your market is, filled with goods of low grade

[@theunknownblock5942]

When the pottage is sus 😳

[@Snow_Sailor]

That's great

[@Snow_Sailor]

Wait continuation I made: My king's crown is of pure gold, Your king's crown is of pure mold! My queen is very fair, Your queen thinks with her hair!. My town is of great size, Your town is of great demise! My lumber is very good, Your lumber isn't even wood! I made a new continuation because this is not the greatest. "My king's crown is of pure gold Your king's crown is very old! My maiden is quite fair, Your maiden is quite the scare! My queen is very honorable, Your queen is intolerable! My timber is very good, Your timber is not wood! My stallion is quite the sire, Your stallion got stuck in the mire! My field has a lot of sporanges, Your field cannot grow the smallest of oranges!"

[@danielthebrazilian5023]

Medieval diss track : royalty edition

[@irs8889]

My land is, very fertile Your land is, very hostile My hall is, full of many trades Your hall is, full of many raids

[@pikawesome1]

The little trombone sounding “boom” between the words really makes this catchy

[@justanickname479]

Don’t think it’s a trombone

[@rixon2621]

It’s not a trombone as a trombonist I can confidently say there is no way it is I think it my be a quick strum of a deep string instrument

[@SirWeeWahTheThird]

The band kids are all gonna kill you cause you said trombone for something that sounds close enough to a trombone and they can’t go without being annoying for more than a minute.

[@Balls23912]

@@rixon2621 yeah I am pretty sure that it is a bass or something

[@fatmario8244]

It’s not in tune to the melody 😭

[@frangoober]

Yooooo he truly sent him to the dungeon with that one 🔥🔥🔥

[@SillySausage543]

I made some: My guards are, trustworthy Your guards are, stupid and only give mercy Our castle, keeps us from trouble Your castle, is made of rubble Our library, fills with knowledge Your library, needs to be polished

[@adamsgaming.1747]

These are great although the last 2 were a little iffy

[@anonimuugamer5220]

"Your wife smells Of bad Money" Holy shit, that is EVIL

[@Lucerna999]

sir williamson thy lil goes hard fr 🔥

[@SpecialInterestShow]

I immediately went "DAMN" he went for the throat with that one!

[@TheBadassTonberry]

Straight-out devious.

[@fyretnt]

I don’t get it

[@datbanan2717]

@@fyretnt mans wife makes his wallet go empty faster than if he was paying for her onlyfans

[@randomuser_4481]

This explains why Eminem’s been so quiet his whole life.

[@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler]

You mean, the Marshall from the town of Mathers? A rather despicable fellow, if you ask me.

[@Vexxel256]

@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler what’a’ scoundrel he is! A real scallywag!

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

[@snackboxone364]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 weren’t you the same guy from bashurverse’s meltdown where you called him a pedo even though he wasn’t and you were just spamming some horrid crap? Oh right your now a bot

[@actualchannel4766]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 Tf

[@shanshansan]

"Your biological mother in question that I am about to insult is so notably overweight! When she takes a step onto the milling factory, her footstep creates an immense force of energy that shifts tectonic plates to create an even greater force of energy that erupts from the ground due to your mother's immense size and weight!"

[@user-bv8uf5xu2v]

2 years and now still its a... BANGER

[@miketheguy2847]

What a fire track, wonder how Mozart will respond to this one.

[@duelios.]

the fact that i cant tell if you think mozart is from this era is golden

[@appleorangebeans8517]

Speaking of, when is mozarts next album?

[@somedude6833]

@@duelios. the fact that “this era” is highly ambiguous is very fucking much not golden

[@monke7156]

Mozart came back with “Leck mich im Arsch” (Lick me in the ass). It was the Killshot of the classical period. Here’s the track: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWibeXWmYr6iq80

[@shim64]

300th like

[@kitsune9076]

"My wife smells of pure honey, your wife smells of bad money" He did NOT just say that xD

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

[@CooltasticOG]

OMORI

[@santicheeks1106]

I think he just called his wife what I think he just called his wife

[@gunk3407]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 SHUT YOU SHUT SHUT SHUTTY SHUT SHUT BOT

[@thisiscontent6085]

Am I the only one thinking of a rapping moose driving instructor rapping with dog?

[@PossumsAreNice]

I so very badly want to show this to a medieval farmer and tell him to sing it to the person they hate the most

[@your_localmercenary1]

0% swears 0% racism 0% innapropriate content 100% medival

[@jaymax4225]

This beat drops harder than any guillotine I’ve seen!

[@aspielm759]

I like this joke

[@Sgt_Folie]

Bro this deserves more likes

[@DS-wk9gb]

King Louis been real quiet since this dropped

[@beanman9760]

Chaotic evil

[@beanman9760]

@@DS-wk9gb HE W H A T

[@unfathomable3434]

Dis shit fire, me and the boys in Acre will be bumping this when we battle the saracens

[@ryanzaofodastico]

Acre dosent exist

[@unfathomable3434]

@@ryanzaofodastico it is a city in Israel

[@ryanzaofodastico]

@@unfathomable3434 thougth you were talking about the state of acre in Brazil sorry

[@unfathomable3434]

@@ryanzaofodastico that's all right

[@canoderebral]

Acre does not exist

[@sinosventolera]

whenever this appears in my recommendeds i have to click it it's insane

[@unnamedncrtrooper4545]

WE MAKING OUT THE DARK AGES WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🗣🔥

[@occidereme8467]

"my king is Smart and wise Your king is Full of lies" "B-But we have the same king" ". . . You quiet your air hole."

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

[@mr.jamster8414]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 who the fuck are you

[@naturalistmind]

This comment feels like things are about to get very French

[@sunturewinle]

@@naturalistmind no theyare about to get Englis

[@sunturewinle]

j'aime parler anglais

[@r.jclark4641]

This song helped me get through the plague. Legendary.

[@skycap3081]

no kidding lol

[@user-ji7ik7ef3s]

that could also apply to 2020 lol

[@skycap3081]

@@user-ji7ik7ef3s that was point i was making.

[@platinumdiamond1445]

Bro all the fellas bounced to this during the Roman Crusades

[@MayorVideo]

@@user-ji7ik7ef3s not really

[@moreeditz8092]

the Parappa the Rapper music is killing me 😂

[@ewmcdoodles]

Fr WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@Yippee_rr]

The car rap

[@CrazyRailley]

0:01 I hear the Parappa driving instructor teaching me already

[@devaorios5793]

Still better than 95% of Sound Cloud rappers.

[@idontknowwhattoputhere3398]

WDYM “still”? Greatest single of the 17th century

[@cymikgaming1266]

greatest song since 1200

[@chickennuggetnoodlez]

what is that supposed to mean? this is the greatest musical hit possibly to exist.

[@leftkidneyrikoYT]

200%*

[@devaorios5793]

@@leftkidneyrikoYT suck my meat?

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

This hits harder then an angry land lord to disobedient serfs.

[@tomadorus]

@Emperor of the Oudh State as a russian I confirm

[@Nozburger]

this hitting harder that the breaking wheel

[@diegovalosuna]

Alright, we’re here. Sitting in a car

[@bigbigbirdd]

This hits harder than the bubonic plague 🔥🔥🔥

[@Snipeshotlol]

We’re going to hell

[@justadrawing]

​@@Snipeshotlolstraight to the boiler rooms of hell 😂

[@user-xf4uq4mm4l]

L + u have scurvy

[@demi-trash_png]

this alone wiped out 2/3 of Europe

[@Gatorboy5678]

💀💀💀

[@CastleDutenburg6819]

WE MAKING IT TO THE RENAISSANCE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Snow_Sailor]

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE BYZANTINE WITH THIS TOO 🔥🗣💯💯💯

[@xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmf]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BATTLE OF NORMANDY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀

[@Betelgeuse-pv6sf]

@@xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmfWhat is bro on about?

[@stevendamavandi3482]

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE BUBONIC PLAGUE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@SUPERNOVA0360]

@@stevendamavandi3482 .

[@DemoknightIsBest-true]

He served this one on a round table 💀💀💀

[@DiegaHal]

I love how he used the parappa level 2 song

[@jamplatform3429]

"My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies" is actually kind of accurate though. People used to identify themselves based on whose subject they were

[@nofood4u936]

used to? they're called football fans

[@CygnusTheSilly]

​@@nofood4u936 football fans aren't people so the original comment is still correct

[@Fredrickthe2nd]

And this is also interesting with slavery to because slaves would get in arguments with other slaves so they would say that their master is better for this or that I’m pretty sure Fredrick Douglass said they would get so bad some slaves would try to win by saying stuff like “well my master is better at whipping that yours” or “my master is crueler than yours” so they would quite literally find any way to win

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

We still do. “Stupid republican!” “Stupid libtard!”

[@jessicacaron5084]

@@Fredrickthe2nddo you have any idea where you heard this I need to know if this is true

[@gtagarchive]

"My sheep will, keep us alive Your sheep will, fail to arrive" Honestly, this line ruined the other guys career SO HARD that the sheep still hasn't arrived to this day. 6/6/2023 holy heck!!!! you guys really enjoyed this one

[@sheepeddd177]

-TBSODedly

[@kapifromnevada4697]

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

Every like will bring the sheep 1 day closer to arrival

[@nathanrabbani5035]

Absolutely, this man has no chill at all

[@ShadowValleys]

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[@theultranot-owl8840]

That hit harder that the blade at the guillotine

[@user-tc9mi8xn5i]

Sir Marshall of Mathers hath been quite hushed of late since this released!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@kondoesroblox69420]

💀💀💀

[@lemeres2478]

To quote the great William Shakespeare: "Villain, I have DONE THY MOTHER" No. You read that right, and it means exactly what you think it does in context. it was stated by Aaron during a Maurie show situation. And yes, Aaron is honestly the best character in Titus Andronicus.

[@Vintage-Ace]

The jokes really that old huh

[@jlco]

Honestly, yeah, that sounds like Shakespeare.

[@rin_etoware_2989]

there's also "some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them," which is a slow burner but once you realize it...

[@lemeres2478]

@@Vintage-Ace "What have you done?" "That which cannot be undone" "Villain, you have undone my mother" "VILLAIN, I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER"

[@egekazkayas8968]

Nah man it’s Titus. His cooking skills alone make him the best character.

[@TitusRedwind]

"Your wife smells of bad money" Yooooo did he just call that dude's wife a strumpet?

[@innovativedunce3706]

An odd and partially polite way of saying your wife's a ho.

[@nunyabiznes33]

Yes. Yes he did. Haha!

[@theclickening6668]

What is a strumpet?

[@shorttking2074]

@@theclickening6668 google exists. archaic word for prostitute

[@zhongxina7834]

@@theclickening6668 medieval age ho's

[@MilesLoden-cy5pj]

You are grinding on the competition like it’s Indian spices 🗣️🔥🇮🇳🌶️

[@kirbjay]

we getting into nobility with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

[@cabbage_cat]

that gent is spitting BARS thy lyrics is absolute FIRETH

[@justinner3489]

Spitting ingots you mean?

[@lumpneedscoffee8139]

He’s spitting plague spors

[@basil4154]

Such a sick rap, reminded me of the black death

[@UltraTsuki]

A

[@shinobix4925]

"Your wife smells of bad money" is actually such a good roast god damn

[@marley606]

My wife is crying on my shoulder it was so good

[@edgarloike]

Effectively calling her woman of the night lmao

[@spamquisition4046]

@@edgarloike OHHHH So that's what it meant! I thought he's implying the wife is just bad with money lmao

[@johnnyrayray612]

WE GETTING OUT OF THE EXECUTION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@m1auwz]

someone didn’t have a plentiful harvest💀

[@RouxBoux]

500 years later this still slaps!

[@trublu5215]

@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓

[@randomjester9983]

@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓

[@randomjester9983]

@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[@aubreyfan590]

​@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Raloxity]

@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 and 💀

[@mdioxd9200]

These roasting skills are sharper than a damn guillotine

[@Swigbro]

They slap harder than the strongest of ingots and burn hotter than the fires from my hearth

[@YaboyRamirezfromSAFC]

Actually guillotines we’re invented in modern history era not the

[@YaboyRamirezfromSAFC]

Medieval era

[@UltraTsuki]

.

[@mdioxd9200]

@@YaboyRamirezfromSAFC true... I'm french I should know xD

[@TOUCA_DE_PIXEL]

"What did i made to him/her?" His grand²³⁴⁹⁷⁶ grandpa:

[@lifeisraph]

Dang, it is so addictive I simply cannot stop listening to it! :D

[@deafsear7548]

Thy piece of melody hence presented upon thee is certainly delightful

[@sexygarfield80]

This beat truly slaps i sayeth. V'ry much fireth!

[@DPedroBoh]

Such a flaming tune. Tis certain to nettle some bottoms.

[@markjustmark7599]

This ironic upon seeing your name XD

[@Sprottel_SFM]

My cavalry is swift and precise Your cavalry is crawling with lice My navy skips the tide full of spree Your navy lies at the bottom of the sea My footmen trump like the ace of spades Your footmen fall by grass blades

[@grant3934]

🔥

[@nathandei1674]

@@grant3934 more fire than the Great fire of rome

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

My castle is made of bricks Your castle is made of sticks

[@History_Nurd]

​@@ollikoskiniemi6221My Logistics are delightful Your logistics are quite awful

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

@@History_Nurd My armor is bright and shiny Your armor is from your heiny

[@ldimk7391]

Lil crusader back at it again with another banger 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Anoth3r_Lozer]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE ASYLUM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@lecommentar9851]

What's the best for me is this isn't even a stretch. THIS is quite literally the medival equivalent of a disstrack and I'm happy.

[@marley606]

yes

[@brasskail5036]

I honestly quite wish this was on most music streaming services

[@marley606]

@@brasskail5036 Me too

[@marley606]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 shut up

[@thesuperbslidewhistler312]

I mean, the lyrics have a medieval theme, but the backing track and the melody were nowhere even close to medieval music. Still a fire diss track though

[@sneakyfloats]

We makin it outta the dark ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@facuuu2809]

Indeed 😭 ❤️

[@calebwastakennooo]

Who let blud cook bruh??.🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@big_sea]

yes

[@germany7464]

WE MAKIN OUT THE BATTLE OF TOURS WITH THIS ONE!!

[@christianison1330]

WE FINNA CONQUER IN THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢

[@nipoteemus]

These roasts hit me and the acquaintances on an emotional level

[@ivoryblack6011]

bro said "disregard maidens, gain currency"

[@sirtony0114]

You really showed that peasant. Pure Flames

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

This dude doesn't roast, he burns at the stake.

[@LollyqueueVR]

why is this actually so good i cant stop listening

[@Andrewbufundus]

We going back to medieval ages wit dis one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥

[@gedhawk4871]

Even the apothecary can't cure the burns unleashed by this fire track. More devestating than the bubonic plague.

[@thehitman691]

Too soon

[@succguin4775]

@@thehitman691💀

[@rolandkatsuragi]

0:55 Bro, you didn't need to do him so dirty like that

[@mlody_sowa1771]

My man politely said the other guys wife is a b

[@luk4323]

Literally

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

"With all due respect, sir, your wife's a hoe."

[@luvvmarriage697]

The fact that I know every single lyric to this song bc I watch it often is insane 💀

[@Dogo27]

My wife cooks Your wife displays

[@megan00b8]

Damn, this shit hits harder than a cavalry charge! Spitting fire hotter than the blacksmith's furnace yo!

[@beansmarine9648]

And his lines are sharper than a executioners axe

[@teonatsios491]

Straight flames. You could burn a witch on this shit

[@callmekat6536]

i completely agree

[@BalloonFN]

cringe

[@callmekat6536]

@@BalloonFN look at this man doesn’t know what humor is

[@sorensmith8403]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE DUNGEON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Rat_InUr_Floorboards]

LES GOOO 🔥🔥🔥

[@DavieeSwavy]

He doesn't diss you he merely releases your flaws to the public

[@zonesquestiloveunderworld]

That Parappa the Rappa/Can beat will always go hard 👌🏻