memes that somebody once told me

[@brockbracken318]

If you’re Italian and you’re a horror fan Does that make you a creepypasta?

[@themightypotatodevourer]

Take my upvote and scram

[@Kyle_Reese]

If hotdogs are put in the fridge to be preserved, are they still a hotdog?

[@themightypotatodevourer]

@@Kyle_Reese I only upvote dad jokes not confusing question..... I'm not very smart

[@LeeLuvid]

As an Italian, i can confirm I'm a creepypasta

[@nairsheasterling9457]

Nono, you CONSUME creepypasta... with garlic bread!

[@warrockenjoyer2170]

Actually about the pigeon nest thing at 5:21, if I remember correctly, I forgot where, but I saw that someone said those are moreso panic nests. Meaning the mother most likely lost her original nest and didn't have enough time to finish.

[@RGC_animation]

That is so sad.

[@WooooooDEPPRESION]

@@RGC_animation YES IT IS

[@WooooooDEPPRESION]

@@RGC_animation oh sorry caps lol

[@bradyonyx174]

Wow, now I feel bad for making fun of them… Wait, why were they not sitting on the eggs then? Were they that frazzled? Or are there multiple eggs that rolled away from each other, forcing them to pick one?

[@isaac_aren]

I prefer the meme explanation of that just what they consider a successful nest

[@maliciousmisari1485]

Listen Here... In every Restaurant that Gordon visited there was ALWAYS at least ONE that actually liked the Food! So Imagine you sit there and eat and then Gordon starts screaming about the Food and how Bad it is

[@jackgamin694]

What?

[@Ixara21]

@@jackgamin694 you don't understand what he was saying?

[@rraaiin]

@@jackgamin694 person likes the food. famous food person doesnt like it. person now doesnt like it either.

[@jackgamin694]

@@rraaiin k

[@TheEngieTF2]

Gordon Ramsay: **comes into restaurant with his camera crew** The customers: *We can now criticize the food to the waiters*

[@kuragar1]

Nah its how to die

[@truckkunismylordandsaviour]

LmfaoOOOO

[@HANKSANDY69420]

XD LOL

[@HANKSANDY69420]

**KAREN MODE ACTIVATE!**

[@seekoutguy]

Do... do you think they weren't doing that before he showed up?

[@HI3BGM]

I love when trying to prove that 100,000,001 cannot be divided by 17, actually proved that it can be divided by 17- i am also disturbed by that fact

[@unreasonable-man.bsky.social]

I more disturbed by the fact that this is the 2nd thing I've seen today about multiples of 17 being weird.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

@@unreasonable-man.bsky.social let me guess, Jeaney Collects?

[@unreasonable-man.bsky.social]

@@caitlinabbott7895 Probably.

[@shialtin]

Jack, I love you anyway, but the fact you nearly, nearly committed to an 11/Matt Smith voice warms my heart (instead of my groin, as usual). Commit next time. You can do an 11, Jack, I believe in you!

[@13links75]

What do mean my groin as usual? 😞😞😞😂

[@Coco-Loco]

2:01, I got so confused as to where Gluten Free fits in the context and then saw that he called the GF that lmao

[@NormalMew]

I was bout to ask if anyone realized that 😃💧

[@prairiete]

6:05 HAHAHAHAHA! The unnecessary drama ! I rewatched this part over and over. It's hilarious!

[@helizaj2620]

“We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025.” Yup, sounds like the tories

[@JxsonKing]

That mile marker 419.99 is common in a lot of places. Some signs are worth more because instead of “mile” it just says “MM” so it reads “mm 420”

[@GleePotter8468]

“The symbol to say to your fellow scuba divers you’re okay when you’re under the water but also racist” 😭😭😭

[@Vertexprotogen]

I love 12:01 to the ending where it just abruptly ends with "and during the cyclone where you lost your trash can" ;D

[@defaultuser18374]

I love that Cuphead and Undertale music is used in the background.

[@kanyewestlover2024]

Smae

[@brockbracken318]

@@kanyewestlover2024 ah yes, smae.

[@kanyewestlover2024]

@@brockbracken318 smae 😎

[@ILoveSadClowns]

@@kanyewestlover2024 This is the best word in history-

[@kanyewestlover2024]

@@ILoveSadClowns ik

[@viktord2025]

The OK hand symbol is not racist, people just fell for a 4chan joke, just like the 4chan users intended. Seriously, this is the longest lasting troll in human history. Anyway, love ya EmKay, never change

[@ohioguyz8466]

I really hate how people are STILL saying that it's racist. There is NOTHING racist about 👌. Stop saying that it has anything to do with racism.

[@zacmarken65]

9:56 honestly that looks delicious, now is it cold or hot cause that looks like it has some melted cheese but the ham needs a little more time, they've done a great job with the pasta though, i have no clue about seaweed so i can't tell but it looks dry and crunchy.

[@princekatana8792]

I agree, I thought it'd taste really good as well and did not relate to the cringy rant he made about it lol

[@einienj3281]

I'm surprised the Rickroll sounded so good mixed up as well..

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Probably because if he did the song with the lyrics right, all of the extra stuff would make it sounds trashy without it being written. It would sound better written with the same rhyme scheme going on.

[@alcapone117]

I'm still upset about the lack of intro but always love the content

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

ooh, greetings mustache boy, many versions of you yes?

[@alcapone117]

@@DeezNuts-ju1rj indeed there are, I am 4th in line to the original

[@merel101]

2:01 Girlfriend: Hey Emkay: Gluten free

[@null9014]

8:58 you know you a mess when you venting in the NOTES APPADSDSKFJDSKFJ I CANT THO

[@HANKSANDY69420]

"Hah! Like that's ever gonna happen!" **Shuts book**

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

I'm not the guy from yesterday But I have exam tomorrow and I'm watching emkay

[@KompridiCR]

2:17 Me and my friend using the ok hand as a "character" that always says and also means "yeet":

[@limetime2335]

7:11 Yeah, despite it being the closest to a gacha game that it can get without actually being one, Fire Emblem: Heroes is actually a really fun spin-off mobile game, in my opinion. It's nowhere near as good as the console games, but it still has a decent plot, amazing game art, and pretty neat mechanics.

[@Slenderquil]

Feh is definitely one of the more enjoyable mobile games

[@theshadow2803]

1:02 everytime I see that picture, I notice a new skeletor.

[@jgouken]

"You know babe, I can't help but think someone's pulled a prank on us." "Oh, don't be silly ₕₐₕₐₕₐₕₐₕₐₕₐₕₐ"

[@oliviaedits_Og]

Me: gf is pronounced girlfriend EmKay: Gulten Free!

[@AWL1A]

Did Nobody notice that he said GF as Gluten free in 2:02

[@Wildcardstudios64]

Saying did I ask as a comeback is the biggest copout of 2022

[@belalabusultan5911]

8:42 I face palmed so hard, I think I gave myself a bruise.

[@di-riso]

Why

[@belalabusultan5911]

@@di-riso fixed it, thanks for the heads up.

[@DestroyerMore]

4:44 this makes me feel old now, I remember when you could do that

[@torgranael]

I saw a post the other day asking what "burning cds" is and I died inside.

[@w3irdo.3xe20]

that thumbnail is absolutely terrifying knowing that it actually can work on some people

[@lindseylucero2435]

One time me and my next door friend saw a ram car in our neighborhood. As a kindergartners me and my other friend were transformer freaks. And one day we spotted the ram in our neighborhood. So we brought out his dad‘s weights, a bucket of water, and a broken hula hoop as we started trashing the car.😭😭😭. Our parents were so mad.

[@IllinusTheDragon08]

2:19 Shrek is love shrek is life.

[@bdemaree]

The goat one made my day. In fact I'm gonna go rewatch that part a few more times.

[@The_Hearty_Truffle]

Hospitals in video games: hi I’m a nurse, and that’ll be 17 gold, 72 silver, and 13 copper for my payment.

[@terracat2255]

I like to think with that symbol one person has signaled they were okay and has been called a bigot for it

[@starclaws3716]

Fish: *decides to walk on land* Me: WHY. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? Fish: haha evolution go brrrr

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

"I'm white!" *so are Italians, Robin. so are Italians.*

[@DangerChicken08]

1:40 his faces looked like it was photo shopped on

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

My school play is Shrek, and the first two of 4 performances were today! Getting ready for the third and the last is tomorrow! My part doesn't actually exist in the movie, but one of my friends is donkey and she's amazing. Edit: 3rd performance done, it went well. The kid who plays Farquaad is incredible, I have no doubt he'll get the part he wants in future plays

[@PicketPolecat]

10:29 Yeah, that'd probably be me with a time machine too

[@torgranael]

I will always find it hilarious that so many people hate how confusing algebra is. The easiest way to explain something to me is to give me an bunch of algebra that looks like Ikea furniture names. Start adding words and try explaining it in a verbal essay and I'm just going to stare at you blankly until you give me my lettery abomination.

[@ВікторТроцай]

8:13 To be honest, if he did just the third thing from top to the right, he would still get a majority of votes

[@bigmacsalad9144]

This is a very layered video like onions

[@HANKSANDY69420]

Or cake? How about cake? Or parfe?? Parfes are DELISH- *NOOOOO!!!*

[@kaseymathew1893]

As cursed as that macaroni spam roll was . . . It actually looks kinda good.

[@KT-rp9tx]

2:56 istg it's definitely very possible to progress a fair bit in any given horror game solely on the audio cues

[@wrath2871]

*When you're playing Halo Combat Evolved and you get to the mission: 343 Guilty Spark*

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

The man on the boat...... is wearing socks......

[@MrHodoAstartes]

11:30 Me and the same group of friends chatting across several channels simultaneously, holding fully separate conversations radically different in tone and scope such as: - presenting our latest cooking misadventures (a chickpea curry) - discussing the current game releases (Heckjumpers 2 be gud) - laughing at goofy cats (:3) - laying out our concepts for our L5R character concepts (My Kaiu Engineer lacks a hamartia) - discussing the benefits of various urban planning models (No, you just came up with a worse train again) - salivating at nude drawings of any and all genders (;3)

[@Justaguy689]

Day 3 of asking Emkay for a Lexi, Robin, and Jack collab

[@NobleWinters15]

The socks that go beyond the ankle are super comfy

[@LakkofAttakk]

kangaroo going swimming be scawy

[@KingEndymionrose]

At 7:04 the women is camilla from Fire Emblem fates FYI.

[@Ragehunger]

I never realized how close of a Matt Smith impression that Jack could make.

[@blaze3950]

I knew I was in for a ride the second I saw the thumbnail

[@michaelsegal3558]

7:01 Jack sounded like Microsoft Sam’s ROFL copter haha

[@tubucket_8670]

Yay! New Emkay video!

[@kalenipclaw5683]

holy shit i've probably dismissed so many innocent games because i'm physically repelled by heavy fanservice when i don't specifically look for it

[@Hurricane_0313]

it says say yes to pizza, say no to drugs, but you need extreem math to get it right

[@c.Orange]

When horror music stops and Perturbator start playing. Time to dust off that dodge roll.

[@pepdog1]

you know what other numbers are divisible by 17? 1234123412341234, 8613861386138613, 1111111111111111 and any other 16 digit number that comprises of a repeating 4-digit sequence!

[@thegodisi5610]

💀

[@penggrin]

Why... Just why

[@fard2780]

6969696969696969

[@noisexcorexnojo]

0000000000000000 isn't, you're a liar

[@citrusmoth1103]

You’ve ruined my life

[@Merpsicles]

7:15 It's... It's Bejeweled. That's the name you're looking for HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT JACK YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME

[@prettypetals107]

The thumbnail made me think it was an actual ad for a second

[@eyelazer9531]

I love the Temmy town music playing in the background

[@jenniferneel99]

It makes me so happy there was a time machine meme right after a Doctor Who meme!

[@user-xu3bt3ph9w]

Amaracans wen they don't pay 12 times more than the yearly amaracan milltaty spending... "Oh I'm dead"!

[@TheCobaltCoyote]

6:01 Why does the mitt kind of look like another face?

[@ChaosBlitzBeta]

7:07 Fire Emblem Heroes in a nutshell.

[@mrmd_tl]

i have the most horrid winter cold. im sneezy my throats burning and i have what feels like a migraine x20

[@thelightningflash]

I didn't last 5 seconds after seeing that thumbnail.

[@ry4nfr]

Bacteria holding onto my food at 4.99 seconds!: *it’s comin!*

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

11:27 me being a therapist friend and then the chaotic friend

[@rotisseriechildren2172]

Best way to counter “did I ask” is to say “do I care” and vice versa

[@bookwyrm1885]

"I do not recognize the kangaroo in the water...."

[@julienpilled]

0:04 my parents got one of those on the back of the family car when my little brother had a transformer phase. To this day, the 2008 blue Kia Grand Carnival is still has a transformer emblem on the back.

[@notagoat281]

11:47 Wait I think that was supposed to be a dumb mistake but it actually makes sense.

[@ianhowick]

2:25 Kinky Shreks

[@lilymadiandkenny]

100,000,001 is divisible by 17. I must remember this. My friend sophia who IS SO BAD at math will probably quite literally explode over the actual math she cant do.

[@labyrinthine444]

i think me and sophia and the same person

[@lilymadiandkenny]

@@labyrinthine444 are* but still lol

[@labyrinthine444]

@@lilymadiandkenny i’m sleep deprived sorry

[@randomguyontheinternet5367]

"Some body once told me" *continue*

[@Will-us2bz]

2:54 That looks like a mix of CJ & Eric Andrè.

[@HAPPY-pi2uc]

here's a good comeback to didn't ask if you didn't ask, why are you listening to me

[@MoodyMooMoo]

I would totally try that pasta sushi. It low key looks good.

[@darkcellofficialmusic]

1:25 who knew the germs were British

[@HANKSANDY69420]

Mr. PRESIDENT, DUCK! LINCON LOOK OUT! LET THAT DUDE WITH THE FUNNY MUSTACHE INTO ART SCHOOL FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Yes. Please.

[@lomosohneg3462]

Watching this at full volume in public.

[@joeywomer]

*Pauses at **5:13* This is my dog in the 2nd image. Just replace chicken with cat food.

[@kindsteel5]

7:11 the character at the top is from a nintendo game called fire emblem and that art is from fire emblem heroes, She is hated as a character though, The game is very fun and plays like chess.

[@vincereos]

My dad doesn’t know what are dad jokes

[@Defaultnoobisme]

Minecraft feels so old now

[@labyrinthine444]

im literally only twelve man why do i feel so old

[@Defaultnoobisme]

@@labyrinthine444 I just turned 15 today. I feel 98

[@Sashigu-]

Did you know 100110101 can be divisible by 7 and make a full number?

[@angeltheebean]

5:40 Netflix losing people is partially because THEY WON’T ADD MORE OF PART 6 OF JOJO, NETFLIX GIVE US MORE STONE OCEAN!

[@Johia_Mapping_2]

2:17 man, if you think that's racist, then im racist! Oh no! 👌👌👌

[@Juno7900]

imagine being able to say "see you next millennia"

[@holioptic]

Fun Fact: At 8:40, you can see Pennywise on the bowl

[@diegobaca211]

11:31 IT IS CONCERNING HOW MUCH I HAVE DONE THIS IN THE PAST

[@Twisted_Code]

that 1,000,001 thing bothers me too, but probably for different reasons than it bothers you. I get really weird "hailstone number"/collatz conjecture vibes from that. Something about multiplying prime numbers and getting a power of 10 +1... I feel like I've heard this before.

[@Merpsicles]

6:00 The oven mitt kinda looks like a tiny angrier face

[@giantmutantbug]

Why is this in the robin narrated playlist

[@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561]

Oh hey, new! Oh- *Pfft* And the Shrek joke in the title. Nice. (Hey now, you're an all star...)

[@OxesRule606]

XD I shouldn't laugh but I'm dark humored about the post with the 2025 sign.