Metal law #3 written by the Dawg, the best Blackmetal ever that trend followers dont follow.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

J-Dawg you going to check out the new Morbid Saint? Straight up sideward cap and sports jersey worship.

[@orkamist3999]

Master's hammer:Ritual and Jilemnický okultista Beherit: drawing down the moon The first three rotting Christ albums All grand belial's key Fullmoon:United Aryan Evil Havohej: dethrone the son of god Mystifier:Wicca Profanatica as a whole Bestial summoning:The Dark War Has Begun Ancient:Svartalvheim The Cainian Chronicle Diabolical masquerade:Ravendusk in My Heart and Nightwork Sigh:scorn defeat Samael:worship him and ritual Are exquisite pieces of black metal

[@andrewgabriel4408]

I pretty much love all of these. Another good one would be In Aeternum - Forever Blasphemy.

[@ZombiesOnYourLawn66]

Hell fuckin yeah to Grand Belial’s Key. Gelal is one of the greatest musicians of this time.

[@ian.swift.31614]

great album but is black/death and not black metal @@andrewgabriel4408

[@orkamist3999]

@@Annihilation_0f_The_Wicked9066 goetia is good but wicca sounds more evil to me

[@orkamist3999]

@@Annihilation_0f_The_Wicked9066 if I can rank the first 3 mystifier it would be Wicca The World Is So Good That Who Made It Doesn't Live Here Goetia

[@skator8423]

Hell yeah that enthroned album is good I dont know why more people dont like it. We need to see more cats on the channel too hopefully they make their reprisal.

[@lenol0315]

Hells ham-chonkers

[@elpeladorobles5013]

Mutiilation sends Dark Funeral home on a stretcher Brah Brah

[@nonserviam4813]

Facts

[@nkvd1606]

Yup. Raw black metal destroys Norsecore every single time.

[@RichardCranium.]

Apples and oranges. Though I do enjoy Mutiilation more.

[@nonserviam4813]

more like apples and cheeseburgers @@RichardCranium.

[@Kilcrops0914]

Garbage

[@nonserviam4813]

The dawg doesn't get black metal brah brah

[@Ishitonyou666]

I mean it’s obvious he’s not a black metal guy. He said it many times but when he recommends a bm record on his channel its boring af

[@nonserviam4813]

@Lamentations675 Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is his best

[@Tempestuous_Might]

@Lamentations675 Hvis is objectively the best

[@nonserviam4813]

If Panzer division marduk is one of the greats of black metal, then I am the popes hat brah brah

[@Big.C.Kyle.87.9]

Typical Jew-dawg with his kmart black metal jockjams

[@J.G.M.Jr.]

@@Big.C.Kyle.87.9yup...JDJJ...jew-dawg-jock-jam

[@RichardCranium.]

I really like it, but I heard it in 2008 as a teen. If I heard it now I would be much less impressed by it.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

​@@Big.C.Kyle.87.9 " Black Metal Jock Jamz " Volumes 1 through 10 \m/ Now that's a hot n' trendy marketing angle to exploit! K-Mart needs to get crackin' on that ASAP.

[@maximusdecimusmeridius5224]

Agreed. Marduk is mid at best.

[@goat666db]

The Dawg invoking the name of Hiram Runemaster? He may grace us with his presence

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Your kvltest wishes have come trve bruh! The Runemaster has grace us with his presence. Now if only Loren Means would make an appearance, if he did there'd be a literal buffet of shit-talking. "Shit-Talking" def: A discourse between two or more persons involving feces or feces related matters, often considered vulgar.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

Aegis Raven rules all!

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

Runemaster and Aegis the greatest idiots ever

[@dinkins335]

Assmaster has graced the comments.

[@oakbarren8629]

With regards to good Black Metal, the "essence" is in the riffs. All the greats are distinguishable & memorable. Infernus, Shatraug, Werwolf, Azgorh, Rob Darken, Dagon. You know it when you hear it; time lapses when you hear it. It's an experience. The controversies have little to do with it. The music & atmosphere are just that much better. Just pull your head out of Death Metal's ass for awhile and you'll see.

[@650pathologist]

Good take on it!

[@harryquinn493]

This is true.

[@richardwarner8648]

For fucks sake the Dawg doesn't like later day MARDUK because Legion isn't involved. Smh....Mortuus is one of the best vocalists ever. The guy does have his head shoved right up death metals ass

[@nonserviam4813]

Infernus and Rob Darken are the only two who have releases worth listening to from that list.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@nonserviam4813Shatruag? That guy can make more riffs than any of those 2 combined.

[@hiram.runemaster_666]

LowT-Dawg i've heard you summoned me yet again to explain black metal to you. Thou wilst never know the true dark magic of the black Arts and it's ancient spells of Wisdom. The Dawg headbang to Dork Funnyral, they're the laughingstock of bm along with Enthroned and 1349 and your favorite Marduk. Hark, you will never comprehend the spirit of the Runes!!!

[@philanselmosboxers]

He will never enter the ranks of those with necrotic souls. True dark art isn’t about touring with juggalo bands and selling trinkets!!!

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

cute behemoth avatar

[@dive-bomb]

@@philanselmosboxerssounds kinda gay

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

This guy understands. Norsecore bands are the most vanilla shit ever

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Oh hell fuckin' yeah, _THE_ _RUNEMASTER_ _RETURNS!_ Your cocky and conceited posts never fail to amuse me Hiram, totally delighted to see your return devil \m/ But my question is, when did the 666 (Mark of the Beast) metastasize itself to the end of your name? That's the MOST METAL moniker evvvvver! And like.....I thought you couldn't possibly become MORE kvlt than you already were bruh, but once again you have slayed the posers, in trve keyboard-warrior fashion and have ascended to a new level of kvltiness previously undreamed of! Hiram you trvly are a "Ka-Vult Toughguy" AND a Trve Kvlt Warrior wrapped in one...wish I could be as kvlt as you are! You could say I wear my envy on my sleeves....of my 87-patch battle jacket. Keep it KVLT Runemaster Hiram I worship thee! _We_ _ALL_ _do_ _bruh!!!_

[@lenol0315]

“Jdawg u like the Acacia Strain brahhh brahhh?”😂

[@genericname9875]

He would love it

[@starshineraiser6729]

Yeah man, Marduk with Legion is ultimate. BURN MY COFFIN! Marduk has some absolutely sick Samhain and Misfits covers. Dawg, the channel content is top level. It’s not just Metal, it’s you.

[@ian.swift.31614]

yeah that was jocke gothberg not legion.

[@ian.swift.31614]

legion didnt join the band or do vocals til 1998 Heaven shall burn when we are gathered. the good one with him on it was Nightwing. The 2003 World Funeral album was his last.

[@ian.swift.31614]

sorry 1996 heaven shall burn, 1998 was nightwing.

[@Ohv111]

Dark endless good album

[@starshineraiser6729]

@@ian.swift.31614 yeah I knew someone would point that out, but I’m referring to the intro on Infernal Eternal live album from the Panzer era. Fair point though for anyone reading, thanks.

[@1t3j8]

Cryptopsy - The Unspoken King is definitely a contender! 🤮

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

That’s a great album when you compare it to anything by a pop country artist

[@hamachancutter]

Even actual deathcore (at the time) crushes this attempt at the core! Aborted - Strychnine.213

[@stevesteele8836]

I thought for sure you were going to fuckup the outro after thinking about, and shit!😂

[@Big.C.Kyle.87.9]

Jew-Dawg, Disappointed to hear you liked the new Arghoslent 😢

[@andrewgabriel4408]

It was really disappointing. It sounds so fucking rushed. So much so that you can hear the splicing in one of the songs on that album.

[@jefflawson3574]

That band's always sounded soft around the edges to me.

[@BLACKSPELLPRODUCTIONS]

@@andrewgabriel4408I thought it was fucking great

[@pwrdrive]

“Get Lost Get Fucked if you don’t know Evil Church!”

[@jeffweber7043]

Another band that shit the bed with an album(possibly two) is Deicide and they are “In torment in hell” and “til death do us part”. I like some songs on those albums but damn they arent that memorable

[@damirkonopka2095]

Cool for quoting Razor 🤘 Enthroned used to be liked and respected back in the ‘90s/early ‘00s, at least in Europe they were. Their last good one is XES, after that…👎

[@Ohv111]

Good catch

[@emeraldgreensg]

Sucks that shirts are excluded from the HHR Black Friday sale. The Relapse sale, which also excludes shirts, sends the Hells Headbangers sale out on a stretcher.

[@ianswift3521]

thanks for the tip on the relapse sale but they really don't have a good sale going on. $5 off old Death represses and that's about it. those new toxic holocaust represses aren't on sale :(

[@dinkins335]

The new Arghoslent is awesome!

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

Maybe not the worst metal album of all time, but the biggest regression of all time was by Atrocity; from Todessehnsucht to Blut. Unforgivable & never recovered from that atrocity ever since.

[@samstroberg8533]

Agreed, that's always one the first ones I think of.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Blut is awful imo. It’s like if a goth band decided to do Pantera

[@TimberWolf44]

Emperor/Enslaved Hordanes Land. Best black metal record for me. Baptism Wisdom and Hate is a highly recommended album.

[@robertg305]

Love the original recording of Cosmic Keys!

[@sinisterking6009]

Some actual black metal to add to da Bikini bottom collection brah brah 🌊🧽🦑: Lamp of mumuur - the burning spears of crimson agony. Black beast - arctic darnkess Profane Order - One nightmare unto another. Moonblood - Blut & Krieg (classic). Mutiilation - vampires of black emperial blood (classic). Ruim - black royal spiritism.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Fuck yeah Moonblood is amazing. Been a hot minute since I heard them though. I should revisit them today.

[@matheusst.3655]

Moonblood and Mutiilation are too kvlt for the Dawg to wrap his head around. "No riffs BM" he calls it. Its funny, since Satanic Warmaster, which he loves, has stolen a couple of Moonblood riffs.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@matheusst.3655 I actually love the French stuff. Everything from Vlad Tepes to Peste Noire. It’s actually some of the riffiest black metal to date.

[@Beeraltar]

​@@matheusst.3655but I bet the Dawg would enjoy that hipster ass Lom

[@sinisterking6009]

@@matheusst.3655 da dawg doesn't get BM, one of his faves is "panzer division Marduk" well that says it all. He wants everything "heaaaaavyyyyyy as possible" 🤷

[@sandymullinax9422]

The Metal Commandments would sound cool, make some stone tablets

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Now that's an awesome idea bro, J-Dawg should co-write The Metal Commandments along side Hiram Runemaster, Loren Means and the original vocalist from Epicardectomy. Was thinking....shouldn't the Meal Commandments be etched in Metal, not stone? Logic would say as much.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Damn dude, like that was a dagger to the heart......I'm sure Dawgs gonna being crying about that jab for at least a week. I sense much hate and emptiness in you.....I've been theorizing, would entertain my trifling attempts at internet-psychology? Your current depressed state of mind all started on the day that your collection of Spongebob toys were stolen from you - and then, when you failed to pay the ransom, were melted down and sent back to you in the form of worthless misshapen masses that once was the greatest collection of their kind to be found anywhere. Your despair is justified, but don't let it destroy you too, get help, find peace.......

[@ilovefuzzycats]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69lol the dawg needs to fix his grammar

[@NefVileElDuro]

Carnage in Worlds Beyond is by far Enthroned's best album. And without a doubt, one of the best of the genre.

[@bifftannen1058]

Disclaimer at the end: scooby-dooby doo later gawdamit!!

[@reidjeanson486]

That's one thing that's always annoyed me about the "scene." Even though I'm not a huge Dark Funeral fan, I still respect the band and own/like some of their stuff. People just shit on them because they're more popular. And yeah, as I said in another video, that new Arghoslent is probably going down as my favorite for 2023. As far as worst metal albums, meaning total garbage... Metallica is certainly in there. When I heard St. Anger I couldn't believe it could get worse than the Load era crap, but it did. But even that pile of shit St. Anger isn't as bad as that Morbid Angel album.

[@nonserviam4813]

People shit on Dark Funeral because if you actually pay any fucking attention to what you are listening to you'll realise that it doesn't stack up to the good bands in the genre. The s/t EP is ok, but even that is stretching it.

[@Death_Metal_Head]

The more I listen to the new Arghoslent album, the more I like it. Incorrigible Bigotry is their GOAT, though.

[@dinkins335]

​@@Death_Metal_Headmy thoughts exactly.

[@ZombiesOnYourLawn66]

@@nonserviam4813wrong on every level. Actually listen to their music and hear the great song structure. They are a great representation on what black metal is. But I mean if you prefer your tape-recorded shit, to each their own

[@nonserviam4813]

@@ZombiesOnYourLawn66 somehow I don't feel the need to give any weight to the opinion of someone with the user name kingovhell. Dark Funeral is derivative, boring, incipit, generic. They are a poor representation of the style. There are much better Swedish black metal acts such as Sacramentum, Dawn, Niden Div. 187, Throne of Ahaz, Setherial, The Abyss

[@humanbrisket7718]

Happy birthday and keep blasting

[@leathernsteel]

Mayhem's Grand Declaration of War was the biggest turd sandwich I was tricked into buying. Saw them on tour because Hate Eternal was playing and Hate Eternal Was BAAAANGER!!! Ran into Pete Sandoval too at that show, always good to run into a friend! 🤘

[@Alex_Christcrusher]

Here's some black metal the trend followers don't know. A Gruesome Find - The Fire That Burns In Hell. Naberius of Manticore on vocals

[@sinisterking6009]

"evil church" aint behind freezing moon Spongetown 😅

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

Yes it is. Don't ever disagree with The Dawg again!

[@sinisterking6009]

@@Poser_Metal_Records tape on my mouth 😶

[@Alex_Christcrusher]

You're right. Enthroned is alright, but the vocals are pretty bad.

[@danielryan3764]

Yo Mr Dawg, where’s the Cradle of Filth ? True Black metal legends brah brah! 🤘🤓🤘 hehe

[@themadmattster9647]

This channel got me interested in Enthroned

[@robertg305]

21:25 Soulless is a banger. I'll vouch for that one

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

I can enjoy it for what it is. But the album that follows it!!!

[@JonnyJungle77]

Soulless is a great album. Easily their best that I have/had. Into the Grave + demos is pretty good. Used to have Back From the Grave, and it was pretty boring so sold it on ebay.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

I like that one along with Wolverine Blues. Both are groovy af.

[@dinkins335]

I dig Soulless as well.

[@iglumajor]

Going to pull a j-dawg here and call out massacre - promise as the biggest piece of shit death metal album, with out actually hearing it

[@deicidal_lust]

Even Kam hates that album lol

[@themarshallarts]

Yeah that was horrible, what were they even thinking before the released it lmao

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Dark Funeral was actually one of the bands that got me back into black metal. Before I was more of death metal guy (still am) after hearing them, Rotting Christ and 1349 I wanted to hear every black metal and back then I liked everything with a black & white covers and frog crocking vocals. Now I’m how they call “burnt out” and won’t check out anything new unless it sounds like Mayhem or Dissection.

[@ian.swift.31614]

youd do yourself a favor then to listen to Daemonian and Winter Eternal

[@ian.swift.31614]

and of course Damnation Army who returned after about 15 years to release an album a few years ago. also Nazghor

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

Gonna be placing a big boy order from Hells pretty soon. One sticker (maybe two). Fuck yeah!

[@dinkins335]

Look who's a big boy now.

[@ravenrays13]

Desultory 💩ed it up with Swallow the Snake.

[@650pathologist]

These new kids and the comments are super annoying...

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

Explain brah brah.

[@Chillthrilltoday]

rip

[@SquidwardBenton]

UNPAIIIID QUESTION🦀🦀 🐚🐚🐳 🧽🦑🦑🦑🐙🦑🐙 SpongeDawg Gympants, do you like any real black metal? 🐌☔️🐌☔️🐌☔️🐌☔️

[@RichardCranium.]

When it comes to the worst death metal albums by respectable bands Unleashed Warrior and Desulatory Swallow the Snake would be some dishonourable mentions.

[@nkvd1606]

Few can compare to Illud Divinum Insanus

[@RichardCranium.]

@@nkvd1606 Yes, that album is much worse then both albums I mentioned as well as worse then Entombed bad albums. That album is really in a league of its own. Some of the songs sounds like Marilyn Manson. Music for posers.

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

Unleashed-Hells Unleashed also sucks

[@cthulhusshinebox4977]

Pestilence “Spheres” needs a blast, from Van Drunen awesomeness to passable Death prog TOTA, to some bing.BING.bing Twinkfest, GTFO outta here.

[@RichardCranium.]

@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Yes, I remember that album also sucking. I think the only Unleashed album people really need is the debut.

[@amirb1938]

please somebody pay the dawg and make him listen to wild honey and orchid on a live stream

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Picture J-Dawg spinning Wild Honey while drinking a warm 6 pack of IPA's.

[@sk-bp5oj]

call it pussy shit all you want but Wildhoney is still one of the best goddamn albums ever

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

​@@sk-bp5ojHmmmm...you know I'd dock you Kvlt_Points a plenty for such a statement, however my finely tuned Kvlt Sense leads me to believe that you don't actually like that album and thus are just being sarcastic on the matter merely for "entertainment purposes". Me personally I was always keen on album #2, The Astral Sleep, a legit masterpiece bruh bruh.

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

Wild honey is a great album. When you compare it to something by Justin Timberlake

[@samstroberg8533]

@sk-bp5oj Yeah it's a great album, don't care what anyone says

[@Hecatecrossways]

Unleashed after Across the Open Sea went Pantera - Nu Metal. Those late 1990s Unleashed albums are the worst and most deceiving Death Metal albums to ever be released. But as far as subgenre jumping the Gayest thing ever recorded by a band once Heavy is Tiamat - Wildhoney. Coming from a band with a frontman known as Satanic Slaughter, and songs about Sumerian mythology transformed into a band of Goth Techno for gay males only. They not only changed their sound, but shaved their heads and put on lipstick

[@Riky_Jones]

I think Marduk has a solid discography

[@Nick.Apeenus.]

Dawg listens to the Slipknot of black metal? He must not be a into true black metal. The bĺasting stuff is the equivalent of metalcore to death metal. Also their makeuo and costumes are ridiculous

[@nonserviam4813]

There is good bands that play in a 'blasting style' though, I just don't hear J Dawg even talk about them. Zyklon B, Niden Div 187, Sammath, Uranium 235, Antaeus, if you want a bit more melody there's Sacramentum and Dawn too.

[@genericname9875]

It's trve black metal not true 🙄

[@vicklagina]

internal bleeding wont take notes because they say they dont respect bands that wear any. kind of makeup and they are like suffocation now allowing a kid in the band that wears Korn and jumps up and down

[@kmartgoth8313]

Beherit

[@blackcyraxx3096]

Sucks

[@SquidwardBenton]

​@@blackcyraxx3096👌👌👌

[@nkvd1606]

Their electronic albums are mad underrated

[@jefflawson3574]

@nkvd There's a video here somewhere of Dmitri Klokov doing the most beautiful paused back squat ever with Drawing Down The Moon playing over it \m/

[@kmartgoth8313]

@@nkvd1606 Huge fan of h418ov21.c (or, “e=mc2” as J-Dawg likes to call it), but I love everything from Beherit, they’re pretty much my favorite

[@SquidwardBenton]

☔️🦑☔️🦑☔️🦑 LaylaLover is busy as a PAID SUBSCRIBER to MelanieLovesDM 🐳🐳🐳 😂😂😂😂

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

MelanieLovesWHO?

[@deepseaderro]

Eastern Australia gets its daily dose of the dawg at 8, 9 or 10pm depending on daylight saving time brah braaah.

[@matheusst.3655]

I'm amazed that the Dawg never once talked about Sadistik Exekution. Its the most Metal thing to ever come out of Australia and he never mentioned it as far as I'm concerned.

[@ian.swift.31614]

he has in the past 6 months since i started watching these videos. @@matheusst.3655

[@deepseaderro]

​@@matheusst.3655 He's not a fan of SadEx lol. Asked him back in mid 2022. Brah brah needs to get with the real metal.

[@matheusst.3655]

@@deepseaderro lol, canooooooooe alert for anyone that doesnt like Sad X. The Magus is the most evil Death Metal album recorded in the 80s, even if it was released in the 90s.

[@squiginjr]

its crazy how much people freak out if you genuinely enjoy mainstream stuff as well as less known shit.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

Yep because once you get into underground metal you are automatically supposed to stop enjoying the gateway stuff.

[@squiginjr]

@@Poser_Metal_Records thats so dumb and mindless. "Don't like what you like and you can't like both mainstream and underground stuff" sheep heard mentality.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

@@squiginjrGotta love those 19 year old Kvlt Black Metal guys calling the shots lol.

[@RichardCranium.]

What qualifies as mainstream? I started with Slayer and Iron Maiden. That is "mainstream." But some other mainstream stuff I used to listen to I now think sucks. Such as Five Finger DP. That band sucks and I used to listen to them but always found a little cringe when putting them on

[@kritikalmass1334]

NOOOOOO I CANT SIT THROUGH THE APPLEBEES COMMERCIALS

[@deathevokation1017]

Too bad no Black Friday sale that includes tshirts and hoodies. Bet you'd make money.

[@KimPham525]

J-Dawg, if you wanna know why Dark Funeral are the Slipknot of black metal you should take an acid trip and listen to their first ep. Then you'll see why only Blackmoon is real and Caligula is the Tupac of black metal.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

The Pac 😎

[@ian.swift.31614]

mushroom trip and listen to Immortal at the heart of winter ketamine trip and listen to Funeral Mist Salvation but acid trip and Dark Funeral? I dunno. nothing I ever wanted to do when I was doing that stuff many years ago.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@Poser_Metal_Records NOTHING beats the almighty Pac!

[@operationlaserbeam4514]

DAWG!! QUICK QUESTION, DOES BLACK METAL EVER GET PLAYED WHILE YOUR SHAFTING BEAVER? THANKS DAWG!

[@dinkins335]

🤣🤣Hiram Runemaster🤣🤣

[@embalmed_existence]

grave hating life isnt so bad imo

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

The homeboy album!

[@embalmed_existence]

​@@Poser_Metal_Records Surprised The Dawg didn't tear into that album harder, considering it has both "YO YO YO" and "crying at a river" shit

[@primalmythic386]

Demolition Hammer Timebomb.....bombed in a bad way.

[@RayMelnick]

I remember back in 98’ I talked my friend into buying that shitty entombed album with the dog on it because I wanted to hear it. Sooooo fuckin awful!!! Dude wanted to cry because he wasted his hard earned money on it! I actually thought it was pretty funny and I’ve had a good laugh thinking of that memory over the years

[@Chillthrilltoday]

Amazing

[@lopolik]

WildHoney is a great album, my favorite from Tiamat, the dawg dismissing it without even listening to it.. I don't get it. But then again unless it's death metal he won't like it..

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Wildhoney sends Deicide home on a streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecher!

[@lopolik]

@@andrewgabriel4408 as does Opeth Orchid brah brah.

[@goat666db]

I like Wildhoney, but I get why people consider it a downgrade. J Dawg would most likely hate it if he did give it a listen lol

[@jimmycampbell78]

Brah brah that album got a flower on the cover. J Dawg is a connoisseur of the metal oeuvre brah brah he don’t do pink panty albums with flowers on the cover. He do true metal not that hipster poser canoe pink panty wearing man love garbage brah brah!

[@lopolik]

@@goat666db we already talked about it on some other J-dawg video this is like the 10th time he mentioned Tiamat's wildhoney...

[@CharlesConover]

Belphegor - Lucifer Incestus gotta be there best album

[@andrewgabriel4408]

I would say “The Last Supper” but that’s a fair contender too.

[@CharlesConover]

@@andrewgabriel4408 i'll check it out, big ups bro

[@blastbeatindustries3191]

War - We Are... Total War

[@Hecatecrossways]

Unleashed - Warrior is the absolute worst thing to be labeled Death Metal. Entombed and Grave went Death and Roll , but at least everyone knew about the change. Unleashed still was marketed as Death Metal, when it should have been presented as the Pantera - Soulfly Nu Metal Jugalo Hip hop Aryan Nation Skinhead Rap music that it was. Unleashed finally left their Trailer Trash White Supremist Hip hop behind in the 2000s, and went with Aryan Nation style Arch Enemy worship

[@RichardCranium.]

Yes, that album sucks. I own it. But Morbid Angels album with songs that sound like Marilyn Manson on it is worse.

[@Hecatecrossways]

@@RichardCranium. I totally agree, but I don't even consider Illud as actually even music. It's like St Anger It's beyond unlistenable

[@vladimpaler2047]

I’m not surprised that J Dawg doesn’t really have a good take on black metal. His taste in death blends into his taste of black metal. The Norsecore style of black metal. I don’t think he’s going into be into the early greats like Samael, Goatlord, Impaled Nazarene, Master’s Hammer, Necromantia, Varathron, etc. His taste stays on the blasting black metal that is constantly aggressive. That stuff has no personality and nothing stands out, and all sounds the same after awhile. With a few exceptions to the rule.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

What about Morgoth - Feel Sorry for the Fanatic?

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

They went to total shit

[@orkamist3999]

Im 20 but j dawg is one of the reasons i don't take people born in the 80s-2000 opinions on metal seriously

[@Tempestuous_Might]

Does that include yourself? Haha

[@orkamist3999]

@@Tempestuous_Might maybe haha, Im usually stuck in the 80s/90s but there are stuff in the 2000s that are good.back when i starting with metal i didn't about the year until i start seeing kids disrespecting the old school thats when i started focusing on eras before my time

[@orkamist3999]

But lately I've been open minded to new stuff just usually late to the hype

[@lopolik]

17:50 or you might not, you know there's a way to avoid those dumbass ads... everyone in the loop will know, just like those that know your reference was Cross Me Fool from Razor Evil Invadeeeeeeeers album mhhhmmm

[@jamesgwarrior1981]

In battle there is no law

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

Actually, according to the Geneva convention. There are so many laws. You can’t shoot people with .50 caliber machine guns. The stupid rules of engagement. I mean the list is really long

[@jamesgwarrior1981]

@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal ahhh yes…war crimes…war lawyers. A sorts of war divorce court. This is a defendant, they are claiming that they are the longtime suffers of capitalism, socialism, and communism. This is the plaintiff they say they try to remain as plain, as if there is no isms. Is ums?

[@jamesgwarrior1981]

@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal all rise! 🧑‍⚖️ 👨‍⚖️ 👩‍⚖️

[@Death_Metal_Head]

9:25 sounds like Antifa in the US.

[@corystafford4958]

? Thoughts on female fronted BM ? Their vocals fit nicely in BM, IMO.

[@nkvd1606]

If they're doing the vocals right they should be indistinguishable from male vocals so I don't get what you mean 🤷

[@hamachancutter]

I know what he means. It's distinguishable with certain bands.

[@corystafford4958]

@@nkvd1606 I hear ya. I've suspected female vocals with some bands without knowing for sure during explorations. Nornir is an example.

[@corystafford4958]

( side note ) ... for me IMO, some of the greatest sounding vocals have female fronted bands. Never heard J talk about any of them. I might have missed it in his vast video uploads.

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

Lemme guess, you like Myrkur

[@JDawgFunnyMoments]

Brah Brah

[@ian.swift.31614]

12:51 slaughter messiah #1

[@andybarker5687]

Biggest/heaviest band? Emphasize "big" over heavy

[@zackwyrmblood]

Black metal is definitely my personal favorite metal genre and I don't care where they lay in terms of popularity or underground, but I think Wolves in the throne room is top tier metal.

[@ReeseChown]

Sup devils! 6:30 EST goddammit get that big boy order in

[@123slowdown]

Back for another poser paid questions video.

[@sewervomit]

Six feet under graveyard classic 2. Was pretty kringe

[@crushingalldeceivers]

Don't be too hard on rehearsal tapes that nobody knew about brah, brah. I got one on my own goddamn channel (Acheron CAN) that is decent and it goes all the way back to 1989. Lots of hidden gems out there and it ok brah, brah you just need to come to terms with the fact you don't like Black Metal.

[@BornFromTheGrave]

WILHONEY is my favorite Tiamat, after that it's not the same but how you gonna talk shit but never heard the album? J-Dawgy Dawg be trippin'. I Say Morbid Angel has the biggest turd in the entire Death Metal catalog.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

You are NOT allowed to enjoy later Tiamat per The Dawg.

[@Grisu.]

nothing is heavier than Korn

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@JB-wh9ux_I_ _second_ _that_ Their Glam-era was their best! Glamtera forever \m/

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@JB-wh9uxHmmm...I live in cave I guess....who the fuck is Hopper? Knowing yer game it's gotta relate to spongebob or toy story lore - and there ain't nothin more Metal than that!

[@blackcyraxx3096]

​@distributorovkvlt-points5481 If your favorite Pantera album is anything other than "Power Metal", you're either a homeboy or a hillbilly!

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@blackcyraxx3096Years ago I got a CD of Power Metal in mint/un-used condition for $19.75. So even though I paid them, I at the same time robbed them. \m/

[@humanbrisket7718]

I can’t get into that Transylvanian hunger beat. If Black Metal is sooo unique pick a different beat to distinguish it. If I want to hear that polka beat I’d rather listen to fyp

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

Polka beat is trve kvlt

[@nonserviam4813]

Your not supposed to 'get into the beat', the drumming on TH has an ambient quality to it, it falls into the background and helps accentuate the trance inducing qualities of the music.

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

Transylvanian hunger just sounded like ass. I fell asleep to that album. I was not sorry to get rid of that cd

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal your opinion on black metal is irrelevant if you don't like Transilvanian Hunger

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

@@damnedbelowjudas_ well shit. I guess I stand corrected by thinking an entombed rip off band. That turned into an even shittier 2nd rate mayhem wannabe sucks.

[@heavenlysuffering]

Illud is good i dig blades for Baal and mea culpa

[@robertg305]

Enthroned def has some BANGERS

[@mrkvlttuffguy]

What’s your favorite Enthroned record Robert?

[@650pathologist]

Back again ☕️🚬

[@ryanidzerda2307]

FUCK YEAH Dude i been stating in the comments idk how many fucking times this is the best enthroned Album. Yeah i said that brah brah

[@Unleashedraider1985]

Black metal & hair metal have a lot in common. Playing dress up, wearing make up, constant posing for the camera. CC & Ghaal are the same. Except at least CC isn’t a hoooommmooo

[@orkamist3999]

You say that with a mercyful date pfp

[@Unleashedraider1985]

@@orkamist3999 Fate doesn’t pose like those homos in the woods with D&D weapons