Minecraft Movie Looks Really Awful

[@raf3444]

The Minecraft situation is completely insane

[@chaosmachines934]

cant wait when Hollywood makes a movie on dustborn and they make a bad remake on the cringe culture of 2017 that is going till 2024 but ppl are finally getting sick of theme

[@DKdusk]

It got worst

[@Asuka.the.Perfectionistic]

you have shown yourself worthy to be a reaction youtuber🤣

[@LiveLaughFnaF]

I don’t think the people above this reply understand the reference/joke

[@Aurosteel]

please don't let this get top comment.

[@toichey]

Dude the movie looks like those old "Minecraft in real life" KZbin thumbnails

[@slm20408]

U mean this

[@fury_b0wzer]

“This will be Minecraft graphics in 2016”

[@nocomment7613]

@@Mr-Nerdy-dudeyou cant even string together a proper sentence and we’re meant to go off what your brain finds enjoyable?

[@mrtrex123]

@@Mr-Nerdy-dude Nobody else likes it but you that's the fucking issue here.

[@Mr-Nerdy-dude]

@@mrtrex123 yeah I think it’s a kinda Okay block buster but a bad Minecraft movie

[@Arma070]

So happy they casted Pyro as a Zombie pigmen. Truly the role ever.

[@cable.3538]

Not fat enough unfortunately

[@gloocey]

Should've been the Frog smh

[@manboy4720]

"sir, the zombies are attacking! aw steve... we are so fucked..."

[@Patyk_i]

lol

[@ZachX888]

​@@manboy4720 Just the line I was looking for, thanks. 😁

[@Ixarus6713]

How it SHOULD have been done: - Drop the famous actors + real life people entirely. Just get a good voice actor for Steve and if Alex is in it, a voice actress for her. (No more awful greenscreen or cringe) - Cooperate with Element Animation and Mojang themselves to get the fan accepted villagers and art style. (As it should be) - Make it a tasteful love letter to Minecraft and its players. The story can be simple and still be great. You don't need an arbitary dumb villain like the Piglins to make it good. Tldr: Make it the Lego Movie, because that novie was amazing! (The first one at least, the second? Eh, not so much.)

[@Qoobon_]

I disagree with the second point. Also, just make a Lego Minecraft movie smh the theme is 10 years old now

[@CombatKoke]

@@Qoobon_ I think the style of the trailers would be a better aesthetic yeah. Although, having a plot that emphasized the importance of imagination wouldn't be overplayed if it's conveyed artistically and tastefully. They could have a player teleport between various "servers" after discovering a glitch in their world and experiencing the worlds that other players built for the first time, or if you could use the same point by telling a story of a wandering nomad seeing the various kingdoms built by others as he follows a quest to slay the Ender Dragon, making friends along the way. Anyways, I feel like anything is going to be better than the soulless Rip off Jumanji plot that they are so obviously going to go with. I can smell the "It's right behind me isn't it" and the "At least it's not raining" from here

[@Cl0udWolf]

Imagine if the Mario movie had live action Chris Pratt dressed as Mario running around the mushroom kingdom. That is the basically Minecraft movie

[@timpixel3133]

Didn't know you were a fellow slop enjoyer

[@Birdyboys]

Funnily enough when the cast list was revealed, people thought it was gonna be that way

[@2dragonfire514]

I have 2 problems with the trailer: 1. Everything looks green screened. The lighting and saturation between the actors and the set just doesn't match up 2. Its just too cringe. I dont know what they were thinking trying to make a weird sheep and llama making sounds funny, but it just comes off as toddler cocomellon humor. I know they gotta hit the kids demographic, but if you look at older disney movies, it is totally possible to engage both older viewers and younger viewers at the same time without being offputting to either.

[@Handles_be_dumb]

Sure, but that takes effort. Why spend time thinking about how to portray mature topics in a family-friendly way when you could just... not portray them? It'll still make money, after all. And that really is all a film studio cares about, unfortunately.

[@GameNobz]

I guess thats a new Minecraft update!

[@goldblood8471]

​@@Handles_be_dumb Honestly they should've animate the movie instead

[@user-ev2gv9zk2t]

my biggest problem was Jason mamoa looking like dora

[@reiangossling6395]

The joke with the llama at the end feels like a relic of the early 2000's back when they were the meme animal (Emperor's New Groove, Napoleon Dynamite, Sims etc). The thing is that shit died over a decade ago, the axolotls would be much more relevant since they've been popular over the last few years.

[@Redwoodtrees-um9bf]

To whom at warner decided that "2013 if minecraft was real!!!" Animation was a good idea should be forced to watch a single pyroVODs video

[@nman551]

You monster

[@taegonlewis1398]

@nman551 I would agree with said sentiment; but, given WB's current/terrible reputation (i.e. writing off Coyote Vs. ACME as a tax break, slowly erasing Cartoon Network and the channel's history/in-house animation studio, etc), I can’t think of any other punishment that’s more fitting. Especially, if it’s Clockwork Orange-style.

[@nman551]

@@taegonlewis1398 yeah

[@meappig7952]

too far

[@isauriferreiramacedo9886]

Too cruel of a punishment

[@givemebutter5962]

When Jack Black said "I... am Steve Minecraft" I couldn't help but let out tears of joy. Truly a moving scene of all time

[@ghostlessmusic2805]

it was beautiful peak cinema

[@fury_b0wzer]

Trailer moment!

[@FrozenYogurtEnjoyer]

He needs an Oscar for that

[@aoihitori]

It moved my Chair.

[@Nimrod-Bleent]

he will 100% be sans in the coming Undertale movie adaptation

[@ky7501]

I’m tired of video game movies just becoming isekais. It’s like they have no idea how to explain the universe of the game without having some characters who are new and oblivious to the world just like the audience, so when things get explained to the main character just to explain things as directly as possible to the audience it fits with the plot. I think it’s lazy. How about make a movie about the universe with characters already IN the universe

[@sleepycatz101]

I thought about this also. I would have loved to see Steve as one of the sole main characters along with Alex and explore their journey to The End and the conclusion to a great adventure.

[@Curlyheart]

What does isekais mean?

[@AAAAGamesGames]

@@Curlyheart isekai is a fantasy subgenre where the protagonist is transported from his common world to a new and different world.

[@Curlyheart]

@@AAAAGamesGames Ah, i see, thanks.

[@schizosamurai8840]

Hear me out: Minecraft live action moving starring Jack Black as Steve could be a master stroke. But, it would require entirely different approach, instead of the most cookie cutter, generic, "group adventure" imaginable, they would have to explore what made minecraft popular to begin with. Imagine if the movie was about Jack Black exploring the existential nature of singleplayer minecraft. Being completely alone in this strange world, having almost godlike powers, while not knowing anything about even yourself. Coming in contact with various cultures, some thriving like the villagers, other long gone, leaving only abandoned structures behind, like the mines or stronghold, yet none same as Steve himself. Imagine a movie that would give Jack Black chance to play out serious scenes as well as comedic ones, a solitary journey of self-discovery and creativity, which the concept of minecraft so readily hands itself to. Kids are not stupid. And you can make a thoughtful movie which is also kid friendly, those things are not exclusive. Hell, another Jack Black movie is a peak example of this, Kung Fu Panda. But no. Here is your serving of slop instead, enjoy. Ugh.

[@bananaackerman]

Le minecraft movie is le bad

[@EggFella97]

Le pyro haircut is le bad

[@Tonjit41]

Le child

[@Longshanks1690]

Unlucky.

[@emilmasterking7520]

@Ppp-r3vdude tf?

[@kenny187ful]

errrm what the sigma

[@halohunter1.081]

Today the Petscop video turns 7 years old, and still no sequel…

[@notjimpickens7928]

honestly, what is there to cover anymore? petscop was abandoned mid-ARG because the dude behind it got lazy and decided to involve actual dead children as part of its narrative after realizing he had no story and only a tech demo, which I heard caused the family to send a cease & desist after finding out their little girls horrific fate was used as a marketing gimmick for some edgy 20 year olds "art project", who showed little to no respect for the deceased.

[@lukenite0714]

​@@notjimpickens7928 I had no idea it got that bad, Jesus. I hope the best for that family.

[@BraveMaverick46]

@@notjimpickens7928 im sorry i coulndt read all of that, do you happen to have a link to a multi-hour long video talking about it?

[@imat-rex]

@notjimpickens7928 The original petscop video had several sequels, and the ARG was finished in 2019. And while the creator did use the name of a real life chid who was abused, he later admitted to regretting that decision. I've also found zero reference to any legal trouble from the family. The creator probably just chose the name Newmaker because it not only eludes to the themes of child abuse that are integral to Petscops story, it also eludes to the other main theme of the story rebirth/transformation (New-maker). That doesn't mean it wasn't a distasteful reference, but the creator seems to eventually realize it himself and he apologize on his own volition.

[@Kazuhira2249]

​@@notjimpickens7928WAITER WAITER MORE MISINFORMATION PLEASE

[@RegeDop23]

The current director and writers were brought on board about ~2 years ago, around when they started production. They all worked together on a small handful of movies that never broke past a 50% Rotten Tomatoes rating. This movie was stuck in development hell for about 12 years. During this time it went through 4 different directors and ~8 different writers. One of the producers actually died during this whole period. God himself does not want this movie to be made.

[@cheechnasty]

heads up guys you can stop watching at 0:34

[@7UPDoge]

I believe you, imma unironically leave and go watch critikal

[@youtubedoesntletmehaveagoo8673]

​@@7UPDogeimma just leave

[@xivilius.]

thank you for saving my time

[@SKant19382]

They made the "Minecraft Mobs in Real Life" Videos into a full-length Movie 💀

[@SuperWiiBros08]

1:05 that was a fake picture, it came after the emoji movie, bro is so misinformed

[@Tonjit41]

he should reconsider his actions befote he minecraft bread information

[@EtherealPolemarch]

@@Tonjit41 i had a stroke reading this bro

[@rycotss3802]

Le slop is not slopping right today

[@ieatgarbage8771]

You didn’t need to give an example vro

[@Spacko42]

Its Pyrocynical bro, he's always been wack

[@gusnje98]

4:40 The youngest Zoomers are 12 now btw, and the oldest are 27, let that sink in

[@HITSQUADCartoonsChannel]

saying zoomers as a joke to little kids being on the internet wont make sense soon, its gotta be something with gen alpha💀💀

[@stickyman3786]

i aint letting no sink in

[@streetrat48]

Everytime he makes an old man "IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LE REMEMBERS RIGHT?......RIGHT?!?!?!?!" joke it makes my skin crawl with cringe

[@banananoodles]

​@@streetrat48 I'm cringe and that's based, I'll never be based and that's not cringe.

[@Lap_bottom]

I don't want to get up and open the door

[@jacquelinesommerville7821]

Jack black looks miserable to be there tbh

[@AddyEspresso]

If you can make Jack Black miserable your incredibly evil

[@hunterculpepper1973]

He's probably getting paid to be thier and he doesn't want to be very much unlike the Mario movie

[@maiaX-X]

@@hunterculpepper1973mario is trash lol

[@bigmanpesto]

​@@maiaX-Xnoone asked

[@Dutchy4564]

​@@maiaX-Xwhat does that have to do with anything. We're talking about how much jack black liked the role

[@desimus]

15:17 The creepers aren't made of fur they are made of grass and leaves, you can see it more clearly in the poster for the movie

[@jpdfive]

00:10, nah niall somethings going round

[@YURLOCSTAB]

?

[@jusma21]

Bad hairline disease

[@SomeGoose_]

14:55 He hates the fur because it isn't fat

[@hypeman958]

He hates well fit people

[@S1ayer585.]

fr

[@maboilaurence8227]

Oh that's a good one

[@randomdan1648]

"Making a video game movie is REALLY hard!" Except it isn't. Hire someone who knows the game same way you hire a writer whos read the book the film would be sourced off. Respect the source material and read up on the community on what would work as a film for the game. Hire a good cast for the characters and not just "le A teir actor cuz money!", hire people who played the game or are familiar with it to give a convinsing performance. THIS REALLY ISN'T HARD!! HOLLYWOOD JUST FUCKING HATES VIDEO GAMES THATS IT

[@theunholy_luna]

then you do it :3

[@kenjamarticus]

It’s cuz the writers think they can do better than the source material 😒😒

[@pigiondacool3709]

​@@theunholy_lunaGive him 90 mil to make an animated movie than

[@XivaKnight]

@@theunholy_luna This is a bafflingly stupid thing to say in response

[@BaxterSquee]

It could've been kind of like the book hatchet where it's solely focused on one person's survival

[@Tiletric]

its steve

[@scoooooott5929]

it may indeed be steve

[@SurrKas]

@Ppp-r3v never speak again

[@Tonjit41]

​@@diellartmulolli5090based on what?

[@43021]

steve

[@texasjoe354]

From fortnite

[@burakufyre5701]

13:52 answer is Yes

[@extrapathos]

Either animate pixelated animals or anatomically correct animals. It baffles me that they think this hybrid, uncanny-valley shit looks good.

[@NellyNotMelly]

My chin is clogged*

[@Tonjit41]

Speaking of clogged...

[@cameronharding2878]

MY PYRO IS CLOGGED AHHHH

[@pilot666guest]

femboy plush

[@Longshanks1690]

The possibility of the Darkwood video ever being released looks really awful

[@goatjamz]

nothing ever happens

[@HydrogenThief]

WE AINT WATCHING THE DARKWOOD VIDEO WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣😭😭😭

[@theknightsofawesomeness2701]

New petscop II

[@Jetavo3217]

Me waiting for the Fear and Hunger video

[@ZachX888]

​@@Jetavo3217 ikr? But at least the Darkwood Video is coming soon. I'm slowly running out of Copium... 😭

[@RainzorBlade]

how can pyro even turn "movie trailer looks bad" into a 17 minutes slopfest

[@Rickmonas90]

he's my 2nd cousin he's just built like that

[@TercelRepairManual]

Yeah, who does he think he is, Yourmoviesucks?

[@bobbysanders8715]

12:50 schizophrenia

[@Berry-Urodo]

Pyro's point being "It's unredeemable abysmal dogshit but it'll make money so its good" is so fitting considering his entire internet career.

[@Kubaxwot]

Fun fact the creeper doesn't have "fur" it's supposed to be grass because it's made out of foliage

[@infsm27]

Doesn't look like it

[@ClownBARF]

@@infsm27 probably would've looked better with a leaf texture and not a grass one, like a bush. also is it just me.....or does the creeper almost look bloated in a way?

[@ChopSueyyy]

They did the same as in Borderlands. They dont know how video games work and how to turn them into "movies" (money), so they just add a handfull of known actors + Jack Black and hope that that will attract viewers somehow

[@Rihcterwilker]

Pyro is like: "Remember Silent hill 2? My favourite, haven't played it" "Remember minecraft story mode? My favourite, haven't played it"

[@FrozenYogurtEnjoyer]

“The “remember [blank]? My favoruite, haven’t played it” situation is insane

[@RERM001]

@@FrozenYogurtEnjoyer Welcome to the developing world (Britain is now caliphate of Industan 2).

[@Tonlah]

The Greatest Game You've Never Played (Me Either)

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

Pyro? Great guy, never met him.

[@thenerdbird5596]

Among us

[@jusma21]

They really said "just put jack black in it, they'll love it" like nah bruh what is this abomination💀

[@Penguingaming69]

That HD Minecraft cow is gonna haunt me

[@jackcutter2]

Bro thought it was so bad he uploaded it twice 💀💀💀

[@Longshanks1690]

One was a short from his live reaction, this is an edited slop video.

[@FerrumAC]

vid starts here 17:48

[@bighotman805]

Thanks, I'll skip right there

[@JNJNRobin1337]

no thats when banableena comes to poppy circus the pibby glitch

[@BstarStudios]

i wish they animated it like how the minecraft promo ads are where its like almost cel shaded and simple but really expressive and vibrant idk wtf they were thinking with this but they need to get whoever tf decided the art direction out of the damn kitchen

[@slidersides]

The animated update trailer style is so much better and looks like the actual game

[@BstarStudios]

@@slidersides YEA THATS WHAT I MEAN LIKE WHY WOULD THEY NOT DO THAT UGHHH

[@Nonexistentialism]

That moment when VFX Artists aren't nearly as unionized...

[@nodata6009]

Steve is now two blocks wide

[@nodata6009]

And one block and one slab tall

[@dominikcygan2664]

4:33 you just unlocked a core memory in my 21 year old brain

[@redwave-621]

Female minecraft girl is Alex

[@thenerdbird5596]

Alexis Texas

[@struggleryoutube]

"At least the music score might be saved" Yeah no, without C418 it will never be minecraft music.

[@biffy.]

preach he could’ve saved this

[@AlexK-sk4qb]

Lena Raine would be pretty good if C418 wasn't interested

[@kephryn4471]

@@AlexK-sk4qb I think her music is good but even she can’t replicate the Minecraft “feel” I don’t think anyone can

[@__Lorenzo]

2:42 bro censored “Trump”. This is the point we’re at now

[@adamgreenhill110]

The Gordon Ramsey Minecraft edit will be better than this movie

[@capndan9997]

Took more than a day to upload on a topic ✅️ Made the video over 15 mins ✅️ Could be covered in 20 seconds or less by SlopLIVE ✅️ Yep, it's a PyroLIVE video

[@User-i2n8j]

3:49 I just literally forgot about this. As soon this image popped up, I remembered me, and my little brother downloaded this minecraft mobile app, and it looked like this me and him couldn't stop laughing at it of how cursed it looked. That was many years ago.

[@MaytayMaya]

Pyro + Dawko crossover was something that wasn't on my 2024 bingo

[@Elytrii]

No, please understand its a meme edit of an old clip😭

[@flaminghotcheezits]

I'm guessing the plot is these random people get teleported into minecraft and have to defeat the enderdragon or something. But maybe they could partly solve this weird design issue if they just showed the actors as humans before they go into the game, and turn them into minecraft models inside the game.

[@SmotheryAxe1414]

The minecraft movie situation is at an all time high in unhealthy psychology

[@xYamakaze]

Jack Black looks like he's barely clinging onto life here.

[@梅森]

0:01 original title: Minecraft Movie Looks Really Awful

[@ya_boi_is_sussy8082]

Dawko mention

[@racungotlost6428]

The crossover of all times

[@starman9988]

Lovely guy met him a while back

[@nicknevco215]

@@racungotlost6428 He do it

[@renawhitlock6752]

4:28 remembering crying notch face didn't make you seem old, but thinking zoomers are still little children absolutely did

[@hikaru9624]

I saw Legendary in one of the scenes and that upsets me. Still im hoping for this to be a hood Trainwreck. Certainly helps that i don't care for Minecraft's lore or characters.

[@gabrielbolam3134]

Original title: This Minecraft movie situation is insane

[@edielhernandez6679]

0:16 JazzPunk mentioned

[@TheVvolfpredator]

This comment was written in front of a live studio cobra.

[@V1_S0R]

fellow enlightened jazzpunk enjoyer 🤝

[@robertarcher4891]

8:40. im sorry but even the new music discs. they just dont have that minecraft FEEL. C418 IS minecraft music. they just didnt wanna pay him his dues for it. but they also knew the music was important so they shoehorned in someone people cant really get mad at.

[@budnrobots2968]

The new music makes me irrationally upset

[@fieldfamily6423]

the reason the creeper looks fluffy is because in the mod encyclopaedia the creepers are said to be made out of moss

[@epicfeminist]

we need to do our littly sonic thingy

[@Nathan_Cassidy]

The old green screen Minecraft smosh skit unironically looks better 😭

[@mudafucca4420]

Calling Disco "Oldhead territory" hurts

[@SkyAnthro]

The Walmart greeter when you enter Walmart: "I, am Steeeeve!"

[@greasegod4818x]

pyro is so old that he still thinks zoomers are little troglodytes and not entering college

[@nikita-kaseoja]

The minecraft situation is CRAZY

[@Julian-rx7dd]

Ye bro fr 😂 you r funy 😅 im dying 💀 omE

[@WilliamaYT]

2:53 no way bro pulled up Squared Media as an example for this. lol

[@yusufharris1410]

Could’ve been worse. He could’ve used Futuristic Hub 💀

[@FREELOO]

The Minecraft story mode movie would've been better.

[@staticlux]

5:33 is so spot on lol. “The black woman” is tastee from orange is the new black lol 😂 And now that i think about it the white girl is from Wednesday she played the weird blonde werewolf girl. No idea who white brunette boy is tho. Also, fyi, i showed my mom the trailer and literally the first words out of her mouth were “why are they real people!?” like IF A 56 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER TOUCHED MINECRAFT NOTICES HOW WEIRD THAT IS THEN IDK HOW BLIND THESE CREATORS MUST BE.

[@Rasupubegasu]

Send that back to the furnace. It’s still raw.

[@darkfire1044]

SlipperyT did a more faithful Minecraft movie. Hell, Minecraft Story Mode was more faithful.

[@AnDom]

Good one

[@aversivebark32]

Bro

[@Immortal_Ninja]

14:29 Minecraft Story Mode plot twist be like

[@Wicked_Fox]

They release this, but shelved WILLE coyote vs ACME?

[@RayquazaPvP]

I WAS WAITING TOR THIS PYRO!

[@indigoninjas478]

Honestly the only thing I ever thought a Minecraft movie would be able to do is like a super experimental first person movie where you have no idea who the main character is, then maybe at the end reveal who it is after they beat the dragon, so 90 minutes of someone being thrown into Minecraft

[@ExposedCable]

3:36 this man deserves at LEAST a life sentence

[@A.B.H_da-goat]

Pyros hair style looks straight out of that trailer...

[@GoddessOfMisfortune]

3:39 BASED BROTE CLIP

[@7snickelodeon322]

BRO TEAM

[@McMushTrippy]

K-HOLE 💊

[@killrbee9744]

I was so ready to hear about this cool old texture pack you like a lot. The joy I felt when you said the word FVDisco was immeasurable. Not old pyro, the OCD pack has always been my fav

[@papaguro]

18 minutes of pyro feeling old

[@Skeptal]

only you could make a 17 minute video out of a barely 2 minute trailer

[@rottenfruitXD]

tenacious D was peak comedy

[@csummernights]

The sheer balls to put out a trailer this awful right around the same time as the Sonic Movie 3 & Arcane Season 2 trailers is honestly commendable lmao

[@skelly8569]

The reason the creeper looks fluffy is because it's a plant.

[@gthegadgetguy9703]

14:40 thats... literally what happened in minecraft story mode.

[@Zigrim]

10:32 my older brother played Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance at the age of 6. It was his first game.

[@MegatronSturdy]

Hell yes

[@retribusion]

15:42 who tf is Queso.

[@Ronionpre]

Caseoh is the guy who talks right after in the clip

[@retribusion]

@@Ronionpre yeah i know, i just wanted to make fun of pyro's accent

[@Ronionpre]

@@retribusion how else is he ment to say it

[@beenings213]

@@retribusionhe said it right though

[@retribusion]

Guess is a reginal thing. I haven't really heard caseoh himself say his name so probably he did say it right

[@Climat1c]

14:40 Minecraft story mode reference!!!

[@hiworldiguessiexist]

4:27 I used that texture pack during my xbox360 days and I absolutely remember that Notch Mountain, and yet I am only 16, 4 when the video dropped.

[@Jakasik_synth]

2:53 Minecraft Female.

[@Ddagoat77]

LIKE WHY DID THEY DO REAL PEOPLE💀💀💀

[@BlueJayz474]

2:05 did…did he just call Marvel movies “realistic”?

[@justaguy5862]

Yes, Because the CGI and different affects themselves are meant to look real. Not like blocks, Yeah?

[@FrozenYogurtEnjoyer]

I honestly think it’ll either A just be horrible or B have the sonic movie treatment

[@MrThezone502]

FVDisco really brings back memories, I remember watching the Crying notch temple video and other videos of his redstone contramptions in awe as a kid. Time flies.

[@spiff796]

2:53 ah yes my favorite character:

[@FreakCynical]

4:38 dw pyro, you aint that old, I remember that texture pack so well, it was so good, and the crying notch, you're still like middle aged

[@wealthybone2990]

Not as awful as his haircut.

[@MattyGeneric]

It looks like a Clash Of Clans trailer film. They have to have an "In Memory Of Technoblade" or I will riot.

[@gunch_hole7729]

When Steve said, "I love building brown bricks in Minecrap" I felt that.

[@badbirdinc7546]

Creepers canonically look grassy.

[@AB-qh2sd]

0:15 what’s this game called again?

[@aLcAtRaZ064]

Jazzpunk my man

[@AB-qh2sd]

@@aLcAtRaZ064 preciate it