A Middle of the Road Guide for Machinist (FFXIV)

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Misshapen Chair

Misshapen Chair

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Buttons. Click. Fast. Good.
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Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
0:38 - Selfish Job
1:01 - Something about the meta game
2:18 - The Machinist Condition
3:40 - Where to unlock
4:20 - The New Experience
5:37 - Self Promotion
6:09 - The Real Reason I played this job
6:37 - The Look
7:14 - Very Shallow Leveling Recommendations
8:19 - Some AOE
9:47 - An Opener
11:37 - Very Surreal Rotation
12:14 - The Battery
14:37 - Beat the Heat
17:22 - Wildfire
19:27 - All Together now
20:32 - GCD Jank
21:05 - Some Last Cooldowns
21:15 - Off Brand Utility
21:53 - Concluding Thoughts

Пікірлер: 202
@WhitePilledSanctuary
@WhitePilledSanctuary 3 жыл бұрын
This deadpan humor is great. “Even if they miss a few GCD’s, this class still underperforms below them.”
@slymcfly123
@slymcfly123 2 жыл бұрын
He's so good
@SuperMagicUnderwear
@SuperMagicUnderwear 3 жыл бұрын
Chair: **talks about Reassemble Drill** Video: **DRG backflips off E8N platform**
@wsunlimited5000
@wsunlimited5000 3 жыл бұрын
yeet
@2Syndras1Cup
@2Syndras1Cup 3 жыл бұрын
classic
@Seanana_
@Seanana_ 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao just saw that.
@kokayinewsome9308
@kokayinewsome9308 2 жыл бұрын
Why do people say dont use Reasemble with Bioblaster? Seems good to me when I do it.
@SuperMagicUnderwear
@SuperMagicUnderwear 2 жыл бұрын
@@kokayinewsome9308 I'm not a MCH, but I think Reassemble doesn't affect the DoT?
@egirlSkeletor
@egirlSkeletor 2 жыл бұрын
This auto played while i was really high and was just incomprehensible
@coolguy-qu2su
@coolguy-qu2su 3 жыл бұрын
14:21 "And At this stop here if you look close enough you may be able to catch a glimpse of what actually is the first Dragoon!"
@SolPhantasmagoria
@SolPhantasmagoria 3 жыл бұрын
14:25 A moment silence for our Dragoon Brothers.
@Some2somewhere
@Some2somewhere 3 жыл бұрын
kinda fitting that the tech savy job is the one that require good ping. ture immersion there
@trevorwalsh7196
@trevorwalsh7196 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, if you can’t get your own internet working optimally how are you gonna use a giant mech and flamethrower ?
@robertoneto3897
@robertoneto3897 2 жыл бұрын
@@trevorwalsh7196 what about good internet on a different country? FeelsBrazilianMan (Thankfully I found an -illegal- third party tool/plugin/program/injector that allows me to double-weave and play MCH without feeling like shit, in case any of you reading this wanna know more about it, it's called XivAlexander)
@PeninatorSS
@PeninatorSS 3 жыл бұрын
But mechanic has an E, not an A
@maddukex5717
@maddukex5717 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Came to post this exact thought!
@din0chickennuggets
@din0chickennuggets 3 жыл бұрын
the true bloodborne weapon is the cryptlurker manatrigger
@KHMaster56
@KHMaster56 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's real life actual job is a machinist, a person who makes things on machines, that pronunciation is very painful
@sabiantajbakhsh
@sabiantajbakhsh 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should start making things on makeens instead.
@powerfulsamuel1565
@powerfulsamuel1565 3 жыл бұрын
do you actually play macheenest?
@danm2084
@danm2084 3 жыл бұрын
Its because hes heard of Deus Ex Machina and gets confused.
@socklips7655
@socklips7655 3 жыл бұрын
Mockanest lol.
@NoBrainah
@NoBrainah 3 жыл бұрын
Machinery
@TheQueenOfRedLions
@TheQueenOfRedLions 3 жыл бұрын
thank you for all your job guides to initiate my 30th crisis over which job(s) i want to main ❤️
@RagnellAvalon
@RagnellAvalon 3 жыл бұрын
last time I was this early I clipped my GCD and got locked out of casting for 2 seconds
@TheDancingBastard
@TheDancingBastard 3 жыл бұрын
Name checks out
@hamptonwooster
@hamptonwooster 3 жыл бұрын
Also learned a lot of good tips I had no idea about, thanks for the quality vid king
@thinkhiro4811
@thinkhiro4811 3 жыл бұрын
Why does the way he say machinist trigger my inner wakka?
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 3 жыл бұрын
"Gauze Round"
@lexiconwaffle
@lexiconwaffle 3 жыл бұрын
That DRG suicide at 14:25. xD
@SlayPlenty
@SlayPlenty 3 жыл бұрын
Walk animation is the most painful and so true. Then you start sprint and you're rushing into battle like it's the edge of tomorrow..
@NaitomeIya
@NaitomeIya 2 жыл бұрын
Picked up MCH because friend said it’s easier than BRD (BRD main here). Ended up having Gurren Lagann glamour because of Drill.
@Zadamanim
@Zadamanim 3 жыл бұрын
4:49 or just enter palace of the dead which starts you at level 60 from the checkpoint
@timrift
@timrift 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder to like the video thanks bro
@nuvestrahl7555
@nuvestrahl7555 3 жыл бұрын
Nice guide! Just about covered everything and that's pretty rare these days!
@thefailers2597
@thefailers2597 2 жыл бұрын
14:22 just a random dragoon falling of the arena 😂😂😂
@Joeyfield0
@Joeyfield0 2 жыл бұрын
can confirm: after heat blast, i can only press one of either gauss or ricochet before heat blast comes off recast. I only play the game for ricochet, drill and heated slug shot, because they look cool (only level 60 atm)
@dinkumthinkum7763
@dinkumthinkum7763 3 жыл бұрын
Love the content. The Algorithm will smile upon you one day : )
@thismarxtheendforjoo2298
@thismarxtheendforjoo2298 3 жыл бұрын
I love Mock•uh•nist cause it’s like playing Cata era fire mage but with guns and way more style
@TheGunz0001
@TheGunz0001 3 жыл бұрын
i love how dryly he just pronounce "maqeeness" and just rolled with it
@bardvt4492
@bardvt4492 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one trying to make a lady Maria cosplay but I’m doing it for red mage also thought flamethrower was a dot until I used the skill
@turntapeover5749
@turntapeover5749 3 жыл бұрын
I think using Wildfire between shot 2 and 3 and THEN using hypercharge makes wildfire a lot smoother and a lot easier to land your 6 shots without clipping. Also I noticed if I used drill during wildfire sometimes made me lose a shot because the animation is a lot longer than combo shots and will make the game not register your last shot because of it....a bit like if you use your pets abilities too fast in succession on summoner or scholar and they'll skip one.
@DaWoWzer
@DaWoWzer 2 жыл бұрын
These guides have been a god send, hope EW guides are planned
@steweygrrr
@steweygrrr 3 жыл бұрын
Makinist O Masheenist X This message has been brought to you by the Campaign To Add Quotation Marks To Automaton "Queen" So That People Know It's A Designation.
@Mr0901
@Mr0901 3 жыл бұрын
"the only class that si borderline unplayable on bad ping" i mean I dropped ninja because sometimes mudras gets lagged and bunny'd
@baliche
@baliche 3 жыл бұрын
The Mach part refers to machines, not the speed of sound
@vlf345
@vlf345 3 жыл бұрын
very true, you need really good ping to properly do the rotation properly and double weave, u get sore fingers from being so busy but rotation is braindead
@RealRaslu
@RealRaslu 2 жыл бұрын
The mechanic thing at the start was funnier than it should be. 10/10
@ElfEnjoyer
@ElfEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks dad 🌟
@GabeHighlander
@GabeHighlander 3 жыл бұрын
The "embarrass myself for your amusement" comment got my sub. Also nice guide I guess
@KuruSeed
@KuruSeed 3 жыл бұрын
* switches to mch * let's do this texas style
@CptManboobs
@CptManboobs 3 жыл бұрын
14:15 isn't the reason you delay Air Anchor in the opener by a GCD is so it lines up with Air Anchor?
@altariarulaq848
@altariarulaq848 2 жыл бұрын
That's a really good tank at 11:37. >.>
@sketch8077
@sketch8077 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting for the activity pogchump
@markup6394
@markup6394 3 жыл бұрын
Walking animations... you, my good sir, haven't see the red mage animation yet XD
@NajxxTrebla
@NajxxTrebla Жыл бұрын
Watching this from the future. AYO WE GOT 60 POTENCY AND A DMG NEUTRAL QUEEN NOW WOOHOO
@Tehgreenz
@Tehgreenz 2 жыл бұрын
This guide helped me orange parse.
@its_deer
@its_deer 2 жыл бұрын
14:22 prime dragoon specimen
@66maybe66
@66maybe66 3 жыл бұрын
Your pronunciation is real, it's just... a completely different word. "Machinist" comes from "machine". "Mechanist" comes from "mechanism". And the guy who repairs your car is a "mechanic", originally shorthand for "mechanical repair".
@borisoldiernyc
@borisoldiernyc 2 жыл бұрын
here's hoping he calls machine, a MaKeen
@iaxacs3801
@iaxacs3801 2 жыл бұрын
Machinist is good for people like me who tunnel vision when a Job is "too exciting". Good example is I first played Ninja and I was on the floor more then a Dragoon and level 54 with not a single player commendation. Picked up Machinist and was able to learn things easier so that the only time I might tunnel vision now is when I'm in Hypercharge. Now in the middle of Heavensward patches I'm actually doing good DPS to the point I've ran into some instances of generating too much aggro when running with a new tank. In short it's a good class if you feel overwhelmed with all the stuff you have to manage with yourself and boss mechanics.
@qixaqyx
@qixaqyx 2 жыл бұрын
Just got my MCH to 71 in HoH last night. I was almost always the tank for the boss on floor 30. Only SAM and SMN seemed able to consistently out-damage me. But apparently I was generating more aggro than them due to ability speed. (Doesn't hurt that I was going into the battle with capped heat gauge so basically was able to get in 3 hypercharge phases in the 40 second fight)
@madmulk9
@madmulk9 2 жыл бұрын
5:26 Man I remember when stormblood MCH was "you don't get to play the job right until you hit 70". It was a mess.
@wallybook4154
@wallybook4154 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me feel shitty about the only class I was excited to play :(
@isugar15
@isugar15 2 жыл бұрын
Don't feel shitty about it at all. I've been playing it a ton (currently level 65 on it) and I absolutely love it. It doesn't get stale or boring for me at all I always feel great about how much dps I contribute. In my opinion it's a fantastic class so please dont be discouraged from checking it out!
@slymcfly123
@slymcfly123 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is so funny. He says what I think lmao
@dagonkiikari816
@dagonkiikari816 3 жыл бұрын
Man says karaoke live stream at 10K. I'm in.
@callmeobsequious
@callmeobsequious 2 жыл бұрын
4:11 I can confirm that this actually happened to me
@snowf6307
@snowf6307 3 жыл бұрын
What MCH revolver was that :O I like how simple it is
@zeehero7280
@zeehero7280 3 жыл бұрын
Really depends how much lag. I get occasional lag despite a normal steady 80 ping, but that's probably server based or someplace in between messing up.
@_ExTitus
@_ExTitus 2 жыл бұрын
mechanics and machine mechanist and machinist
@miqotesoulia8620
@miqotesoulia8620 3 жыл бұрын
14:22 for a giggle or chuckle.
@user-xl5kd6il6c
@user-xl5kd6il6c 3 жыл бұрын
14:22 Nice Jump
@Marquisdbeast
@Marquisdbeast 3 жыл бұрын
I miss the mch old bullet mechanic plus the two drones one for aoe and the other for single targets ugh 😩
@kokayinewsome9308
@kokayinewsome9308 2 жыл бұрын
I weave gauss and ricochet into my 3 hit basic combo
@lubo4350
@lubo4350 3 жыл бұрын
Ninja punishes bad internet as well. As much as machinist I would say. Have fun trick attacking or using raiton with high ping. You bunny more than half the time. Btw great video as always mister chair
@Marine_Abithel
@Marine_Abithel 3 жыл бұрын
Ninja after the 5.1 rework is one of the most ping friendly jobs in the game, It was the worst before that but not anymore cause mudras are on the gcd and there's no mandatory double weaves in their rotation at all.
@halapenopepper
@halapenopepper 3 жыл бұрын
You no longer have to weave Ninjutsu since they're GCDs now, ping is almost a non-issue on ninja since 5.1
@theresapebbleinmyboot
@theresapebbleinmyboot 2 жыл бұрын
My captions here said "mockiness" and I died 💀
@unixtreme
@unixtreme 3 жыл бұрын
It's the only job in the game that cannot be played on bad internet. Because it runs on wow's GCD, lul. Not shitting on FFXIV but the only real annoying thing I found after moving from wow is that servers are just worse. Server ticks are longer, and I literally live in Japan with great internet connection to the servers next door, so it's a clear case of bad netcode.
@nichow13
@nichow13 3 жыл бұрын
hotbars are so different from player to player, how do you even work the basic 3 skill combos with Q E cE??
@lastnamefirstname6949
@lastnamefirstname6949 3 жыл бұрын
Mines Q E R
@mareczek00713
@mareczek00713 Жыл бұрын
A mechanic handles mechanical devices. A machinist handles machines. It is pronounced "mashinist" Thanks you for coming to my Ted Talk.
@hamptonwooster
@hamptonwooster 3 жыл бұрын
The Mechanic joke killed me
@deltinum
@deltinum Жыл бұрын
6:15 nice
@Chibi34
@Chibi34 2 жыл бұрын
Ma-sheen-ist is the correct way to say it lol. Not sure how ppl come to think it’s pronounce mach-in-ist. It’s like what my brother does for work. He is a CNC ma-sheen-ist. A ma-can-ik repairs stuff. A ma-sheen-ist uses machines to build and or create stuff.
@souldanny.
@souldanny. 2 жыл бұрын
14:23 Just wanted to add this timestamp
@ozy83100
@ozy83100 2 жыл бұрын
Yes... washing Mach-ine
@raechu_01210
@raechu_01210 3 жыл бұрын
Why is chair's demand to hit the like button the only one that works on me
@pole8740
@pole8740 2 жыл бұрын
does he read machine as ma keen???
@Bhalforii
@Bhalforii 2 жыл бұрын
4:58 Dude, thats was real messy
@strikingdummy8001
@strikingdummy8001 3 жыл бұрын
You didn’t mention how not to drop your combo when using drill/air anchor and hypercharge
@scoobiusmaximus9508
@scoobiusmaximus9508 3 жыл бұрын
You can do an entire hypercharge between hits of your combo if you don't put anything else in there. If you want to hypercharge during a combo you will have to delay Drill and Air Anchor if they come up, or you will break the combo.
@Ntwolf1220
@Ntwolf1220 2 жыл бұрын
@@scoobiusmaximus9508 is this something they removed recently because all the way from 30-80 neither hot shot, drill or air anchor interrupted my combo. I think only the spammable aoe interrupts the 1 2 3
@scoobiusmaximus9508
@scoobiusmaximus9508 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ntwolf1220 i was saying of you Hypercharge in between hits of a combo you can't put Drill or Air Anchor in because Hypercharge is 5 gcds. You can get 5 gcds in between a combo breaking but not 6. So if you hypercharge during a combo and drill or air anchor come up you will either have to delay that, lose a Heat Blast, or break the combo.
@Ntwolf1220
@Ntwolf1220 2 жыл бұрын
@@scoobiusmaximus9508 oh okay that makes more sense
@MrWader76
@MrWader76 2 жыл бұрын
How have I never heard of you before? KZbin algorithm can eat paint!
@vlf345
@vlf345 3 жыл бұрын
i call it mark-in-ist as well
@laustin07
@laustin07 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone see that dragoon at 14:25 :D
@wollyram6248
@wollyram6248 3 жыл бұрын
Machinist, the American job, it has guns, drones, napalm and neuro toxins, FREEEEEEDOM! Snazzy hat tho.
@whengrlstelephonebys9797
@whengrlstelephonebys9797 3 жыл бұрын
I’d say Dragoon has the weirdest walking animation, it looks so stiff and awkward
@SuperMagicUnderwear
@SuperMagicUnderwear 3 жыл бұрын
Book nerds are pretty awkward, too, but the Lalafell version looks actually okay.
@SILVERONIN
@SILVERONIN 2 жыл бұрын
I hate dragoon walking animation with the weapon but it's sprint is awesome
@htspencer9084
@htspencer9084 2 жыл бұрын
See I'd pronounce it different still, like this: mack-in-ist
@SwashBuccaneer
@SwashBuccaneer 2 жыл бұрын
Deus Ex Machinist
@kugelschreiber5678
@kugelschreiber5678 3 жыл бұрын
D-did that NIN just.... use doton on the booba queen... mid fight? at 14:04? D: oh no lmao
@J2982able
@J2982able 3 жыл бұрын
"But you just bring guns." Ahh, you're American I see.
@johnnyveng4014
@johnnyveng4014 3 жыл бұрын
It's mech-anic, not mach-anic, that works on cars.
@allie269
@allie269 3 жыл бұрын
where does automaton queen rank on the waifu tier list
@bsgaming8864
@bsgaming8864 3 жыл бұрын
top tier that's why she is the queen
@SILVERONIN
@SILVERONIN 2 жыл бұрын
Top along with Hilda
@kokayinewsome9308
@kokayinewsome9308 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. When will the get rid of the lunch box and give us drones or a hi tech watch?
@nickydee584
@nickydee584 3 жыл бұрын
does he call machines mackeens?
@TheOrpheus1999
@TheOrpheus1999 2 жыл бұрын
We used to have party utility...
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 жыл бұрын
My ping to the North American data center is 80-85 :3 is that good enough :3
@bellamango6708
@bellamango6708 3 жыл бұрын
*stephanivien, that low cut top bro...
@TomGeorgin
@TomGeorgin 3 жыл бұрын
14:22 Witnessed
@shaun4676
@shaun4676 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the video still has that one dislike ;D
@AwkwardBird
@AwkwardBird 2 жыл бұрын
Something something something.
@snaipd2582
@snaipd2582 2 жыл бұрын
Only borderline unplayable class on bad ping? Please have you ever hard casting on red mage because your dualcast procced too late due to ping, now that's pain
@InfinitusMG
@InfinitusMG 3 жыл бұрын
_"When you go to get your car fixed I hope you aren't hiring a machine-ic."_ I mean, you're not hiring a mock-anic either, so that's kind of a moot point. Ideally the job would be pronounced "Mech-an-ist" like "mechanism", which would be way cooler, but they missed that opportunity.
@kfourit
@kfourit 3 жыл бұрын
If I'm not mistaken, the flamethrower hits every 3 seconds, which is the server tick. Not every second
@nuvestrahl7555
@nuvestrahl7555 3 жыл бұрын
You are indeed mistaken. It ticks every second for a total of 11 ticks based on when it's cast. It is not a DoT effect operating on the 3 second actor tick timers, but a unique ground AoE implementation.
@kyuketsuki5736
@kyuketsuki5736 3 жыл бұрын
But yeah machinist, is really bad for bad pings, the skill queuing tough, but guns. The physical range archetype is a lot of fun though, full movement with full damage.
@akirachisaka9997
@akirachisaka9997 3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm a bit captain obvious here. But of course I don't hire a "Machinic", I hire a "Mechanic". However you are pronouncing it as "Mechanist"... which is actually a thing from Fallout... TIL. Side note, "Machinic" is also a word lol, something something "Of or relating to machines".
@aryssobral
@aryssobral 3 жыл бұрын
Well i have 220ping but still machinist
@tsumetai3440
@tsumetai3440 2 жыл бұрын
im a simple man, i saw bloodborne, I click
@jfalk6500
@jfalk6500 10 ай бұрын
0:36 estinien can get it
@magboboterski
@magboboterski 2 жыл бұрын
YES. HILDA IS HOT. THATS WHY IM PLAYING MACHKEENIST NOW
@zelianaveleti1679
@zelianaveleti1679 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the class needs a bit more intricacy. The pet autodestruct should be player-triggered, not automatic, and they should bring back ammunition for the 1-2-3 combo.
@pancakeforge
@pancakeforge 3 жыл бұрын
18:05 *ZA WARUDO*
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