MLM TOP FAILS #9 | Monat rep lying about VIP program, Arbonne inventory loading

[@emilysnow6757]

Getting paid multiple ways FROM THE SAME COMPANY is really just getting paid one way. That's like me saying that I work at Old Navy and get paid 4 ways: #1 I get paid for ringing up customers, #2 I get paid for folding clothes, #3 I get paid for helping customer find their size and #4 I get paid for existing inside the store.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Oh my gosh so funny and true 😂

[@tarajh]

Brilliant analogy!

[@PiccoTerra]

once you make manager even more payment opportunities open up. For opening the store, employee training, closing the store etc. The earning potential is endless!

[@clairescrazylife9015]

i’m a social worker and i get paid for 1. attending staffing 2. doing therapy 3. holding group therapy 4. completing documentation 5. consulting with colleagues and 6. managing crises on the milieu. WOW!

[@lexwithbub]

Of course, you have even more ways to earn money... Sick leave, and holiday pay. I wonder if MLM hun gets paid for that 🤔

[@laurenmarie7051]

‘You’re already posting on social media I just get paid to do it’ baby Monat doesn’t pay you to post on social media

[@HannahAlonzo]

Very true 😂

[@tarajh]

Sooo misleading! If someone ever tried that with me, my first question would be: "Do you get paid by the post or by the click?"

[@rondotexe]

"You lost me at customer service." I thought I was the only one like that 😂

[@trashketchup1497]

Same here 🤷🏼‍♀️😂I absolutely despise having to speak with an actual human 😂😂

[@lani6700]

I'm completely convinced that a lot of people who love Monat's products have genuinely never used decent quality products before. Monat uses a bunch of ingredients that coat the hair to sort of varnish over damage. It's the equivalent of Matilda's dad putting sawdust in the radiator. It will trick someone who doesn't know better until the "risk free" period is up and they're already in too deep. After that they'll be susceptible to the "detoxing" myth to keep them on the hook as long as possible

[@-barulf9756]

So, I'm a long haired guy (we talk about lower back length here), and those Monat reps piss me off haha. Most things about hair (sadly) are genetics, and whilst I agree that some products work better then others, hair issues are a multifaceted problem. F. e.: I live in a part of Germany that has notorious hard water - it damages every kettle, everything basically is COVERED in a layer of limestone if you don't pour vinegar concentrate over it like, every week. Hard water makes hair less shiny and just kinda weird. Filters won't really work (at least for me), bc it's just that bad. I know people who counteract that with rinses and whatnot or they use shampoo specifically to get rid of that problem. I don't. Yet, my hair still looks good, it's really thick for straight hair, long, somewhat shiny - and people keep asking me how I "do that". Well. It's partially due to taking care of it, not washing it every day, and using gentle products that don't make it worse (though I tried a lot of products and usually they don't do a lot, neither in a positive nor negative way). Truth is: Good hair just runs in my family. My mum has good hair, my father has exceptionally good hair, all of my grandparents had good hair - male pattern hairloss & balding don't run in either side of my family. I got lucky with the gene pool. Monat - and any other brand - won't give people hair like that, if it's not in the genetic cards for them. I'd rather have people hydrate, eat well, eliminate/reduce stress and maybe check for hard water. And then consult a doctor, not your local Monat hun. Anywayss, great video!

[@trashketchup1497]

Yupp! My great grandmother, grandmother, mom and I all have red hair, all have wavy hair, and they’ve all started going gray around 55 and have started thinning around 30. We’ve all obviously done totally different things and used different products and such as well. It really seems like none of that matters at all and whatever’s going to happen will just happen 🤷🏼‍♀️🙃

[@justinkelsey9218]

I use my 5 in 1 and I works shockingly great for everything it might even be a 6 in 1

[@kittenkajiragaming]

I have NEVER heard of a subscription service (because that’s basically what the VIP is through monat) that require you to PAY TO LEAVE

[@HannahAlonzo]

Crazy, right??

[@lisajackson9431]

"Never trying the products for yourself." WHY would I try something that hundreds (thousands?) of people said made their hair fall out?! 🤣🤣

[@HannahAlonzo]

Right?? No thank you!

[@emilysnow6757]

You have to try it to find out for yourself. What if allllllll those people are wrong? ;)

[@jeanieolahful]

Don’t listen to those naysayers! If your scalp burned you just weren’t trying hard enough! Now, sign up for auto ship!

[@Sarahv7896]

I'll never forget while at work (I'm an ER tech) a patients SISTER tried to sell monat to me. While the patient is in excruciating lower abd pain. That's when I knew this shit was crazy

[@thebookwitch895]

It would make me so mad if my sibling tried to sell something to my nurse/tech while I'm at the hospital!!!

[@callinforsnno]

You have easily became one of my favorite Anti-MLM commentators!

[@HannahAlonzo]

That is so nice of you to say! Thank you!!

[@trashketchup1497]

@@HannahAlonzo same here! C.C. Was my go to for forever and I just recently found your channel and I’m soooo happy that I did!

[@jilianlutsky7343]

What is MLM?

[@trashketchup1497]

@@jilianlutsky7343 multi-level marketing..what all these pyramid scheme company’s are

[@lane6216]

When she says it’s sad that people have been duped so much that they’re skeptical. No, that’s not sad, that’s wise.

[@Alyse_bell]

I thought with their agreement with the Florida state attorney, they aren’t allowed to say they offer a full refund

[@Sakura_crochet]

My husband has decided you have capybara vibes so every time I have you on the tv he gets excited and goes ohhhh capybara! 😂😂 he says you’re very cute

[@alexia3552]

Aw 😭

[@karenkelly4385]

I feel so sorry for these women. They could be investing the money they spend in so many better ways.

[@Theelderscrolls52]

I work in social services. I help parents as they grow through the system and help them as they go through their case plan. I also do parenting classes. I’ve gotten “you already know how to teach through zoom and talk to people. Why not get paid more for doing this MLM!” It’s like “dude. I work 40 hours a week and KNOW how much I make. It’s very reliable and I get paid more if I work more than ;40 hours. 5:30 my work phone is off and I am done. No thank you.

[@theproteagirl5438]

So annoying when they say “nothing to lose”, wrong hun, there is money and time to lose.🤦‍♀️

[@smooth_pursuit]

And relationships!

[@raychul33]

I agree with the statement you made regarding joining an mlm during the holiday season. Also, more and more people join during that time which in turn saturates the market even more than usual, hense making it even harder to make money. Sad.

[@thetaylorwallace]

I don’t buy anything thinking that it won’t work. Whyyyyyyy?!

[@Addified]

Just imagine if you found a bunch of Arbonne fizz sticks in your Xmas stocking. That’s worse than no gift at all.

[@evelyncuellar4741]

I follow this girl on ig and she’s in monat I believe she’s at the bottom of a higher rep and it’s truly sad how she looks everytime she posts about the product. She looks completely drained and exhausted there is not one day where she doesn’t mention monat it almost seems like she’s forced to keep doing this and expect some day to be a “millionaire”. Truly sad and she always seems to film behind her stash she has of monat and she has TONS of product like do they really need that much shampoo/ skin care?!!

[@HannahAlonzo]

That makes me sad to see girls trying their absolute hardest but also are clearly not enjoying it ☹️

[@trashketchup1497]

And this is the exact reason why I’m “anti-mlm” SOOOOO many genuinely good people get sucked in and their lives get absolutely ruined while their up line doesn’t care in the least and just tells them to keep going and going

[@MentorwMLM]

Why do U think that she will not become a millionaire ? I don’t understand

[@lauraburcer4983]

Can you tell me what her Instagram name is? Not to hate on her at at all. I’m just curious in following people that are in mlms. It’s intriguing!

[@schrdngrskat3847]

Because 90+% of people in MLMs make like a couple hundred dollars *a year*, if even that. :(

[@MaggieMumblesThings]

I watch a LOT of anti MLM content, and I really like how you break things down. It’s so smart and funny. 💜

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thanks Maggie!! 🥰

[@nickigregersen1826]

Kind of bold for her to assume I’m already washing my hair… ran out of dry shampoo and used baby powder 🤷‍♀️

[@rikionYT]

Just did this yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

[@kadeelacayo4806]

Baby powder gives me severe headaches . The smell is so awful and it’s really not a Safe product

[@vrunda9398]

​@@kadeelacayo4806For some people it may work out but for some it may not , its okay . Even i use baby powder sometimes

[@emilysnow6757]

These people always talk about how amazing or life changing their shampoo is. I have literally never noticed a super amazing change with any shampoo. I'm sure the Monat huns would tell me that is because I've never tried Monat, but I'm cheap and my Suave shampoo does a fine job.

[@d1r2l]

I keep rewatching "Step 1: pay a 20-dollar fee. Great." LOL

[@HannahAlonzo]

Never a great sign when you start out by paying a fee 😂

[@debramccord7707]

If I recommend a restaurant to a friend it’s because I want them to have a nice experience in a place I think they will enjoy. Because they matter to me as a friend. Because it’s a nice thing to do. Not because I’m trying to monetize my personal relationships. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yes exactly!!

[@Travelling_with_my_dog]

at least this woman isn't shouting at us, the way some MLMers do. She also has a very soothing voice, and it's sad she's not using all of her skills to do something useful in the world.

[@sheenarogers7024]

"Ewww grocery store suppliments" lol

[@Kelseyzj]

Funny how magical monat is and no other large company tried to take the formula yet.

[@Alyse_bell]

You don’t need overpriced supplements. The ones you can get from chemists/drugstore and supermarket are exactly the same and soooooo much cheaper. Just because you paid more for something doesn’t necessarily make it that much better

[@Denvercoder]

4:26 So this is how the Infomercials worked in the 90s. Something would be $19.99 and you would have to pay $9.99 shipping and handling. They always said, "IF YOU'RE NOT 100% SATISFIED JUST RETURN THE UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND... minus shipping and handling". So you would get something, find out it didn't work, and then you'd have to package it up, take it to a mail place, pay maybe $5 -10 to ship it back. Most people would see that as more of a hassle than it's worth to get your $19.99 back so they would just toss that item in a drawer and forget about it.

[@hamster3688]

I LOVE watching your videos. You aren’t disrespectful, just providing really great factual information! Thank you!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thanks so much for watching!! 🥰

[@mobabyhomeslice]

I just went into my Amazon history, and discovered that the $50 shampoo I bought (recommended by my hair stylist) for my hair lasted OVER A YEAR! I don't wash my hair every day because my hair does better with minimal intervention. Yes, I still shower daily, but I just don't wash my hair. Yeah, I'm not buying a YEAR'S worth of shampoo every single month.

[@rentme2011]

12:30 reminds me of when I had VIP to Fabletics. You had to either skip the month by the 5th of month or it charged your account $49. I missed it couple times. I finally just canceled my vip after awhile as it was too much to deal with.

[@MandaMerea]

My Sis in Law sells Monat and I tried the sample pack initially and loved it but as soon as I bought the full size...my hair/scalp was "detoxing" for several months. I finally stopped. Luckily, my card expired after a few months of pushing my flex order back. 🙃

[@PopChanx]

I'm loving this anti-MLM week! Your content is amazing. 💗

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much!

[@parentingadabsurdum]

Love your kind, articulate take.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much! I try my best to be both of those things so I appreciate you saying that!

[@AlyH89]

Don’t wait! Now is the time to join! (They say every single day) Don’t sleep on this flash sale! It’s amazing! Perfect time to join/stock up! (They say when every single freaking Friday they have a flash sale) I’m sorry but what business has a flash sale every single Friday??

[@trashketchup1497]

That shit cracks me up 😂😂 every hun I have on my socials constantly posts the “limited time” things practically weekly 🤦‍♀️😅

[@AlyH89]

@@trashketchup1497 it’s seriously insane. Also they always say how every single flash sale (every Friday) is the best sale ever. I just want someone to be honest once and be like nah this isn’t the best just wait a few weeks a better one will come around. But im asking for huns to be honest so that will never happen. 😂

[@trashketchup1497]

@@AlyH89 😂😂imagine!

[@irisx1602]

I was about to start my all nighter and this couldn’t have come at a better time to get me started! 🌸

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yesss!

[@godsendgoldenboy]

binging your anti-mlm videos rn, i love the way you handle these topics and hope you'll continue to be so incredible !!!!!!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thanks so much for your support! Editing tonight’s video right now 😊

[@elizabethmccoy272]

I’m binging this playlist and had to say…my favorite so far! Nobody wants your MLM products for Christmas…nobody. That had me almost spit-take 😂 so good!!

[@LeftieLoosie]

I got roped into using Monat for a few days (sent that story to the email lol) day one my hair was heavy and I usually get greasy on about day 3 after a wash but I was greasy within a couple hours of washing.... the person assured me I did it wrong and she had me watch a tutorial on how to use it..... again.... greasy on the same day I washed my hair. So yeah I had no frizz.... because it was so greasy the frizz was weighed down against my head. 😅 after days she assured me I must have the "wrong type for me" the replacement was exactly the same. Didn't notice a single difference in the "right one" thankfully I didn't lose any money and I hated it so much immidiately that it didn't have time to make my hair fall out... also I have SEVERE dry scalp. To be fair most shampoos make my scalp itchy and dry... but Monat made it SO BAD that right after the shower I was itching when I usually get a few hours of relief after washing..... I have no idea how a single product could make my hair so greasy and oily.... but make my scalp so itchy and dry at the exact same time....

[@HannahAlonzo]

Oh my gosh this sounds like a nightmare! And how ridiculous that you “just didn’t wash it the right way and you need to watch a tutorial” 😂😂

[@stephanienauman4975]

Love your MLM videos! You have great points and you're very concise. I am subscribed and cannot wait for more!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much for your support Stephanie!

[@this_is_chycanthropy]

I just got an ad for some sort of workshop on how to be a better network marketer. 😅 "Beach Boss Influencers"?? What??? I can't. ⚰️

[@jeanieolahful]

Not only are these videos great for deterring peoples from getting sucked in, they’re great for people trying to educate those about to get sucked in. Keep up the good work! Also, an ad for someone trying to teach you how to “build your down line” popped up at the end of your video! Lol I know, that how KZbin works! How hilarious, though,people further profiting off of people struggling to make the over saturated MLM market work for them. There’s a whole other topic for you! Little sharks who take the scraps from the big ones! “Can’t get your MLM business going? Let us help!” Absolutely crazy.

[@ylasko]

the first clip - the way she scraped that serum dropper through her dirty roots & scalp oil and then puts it straight back in the bottle 🤢🤢

[@abbywebster2725]

Love! You had all the same issues with that video as I did and more! I can’t get enough of your content💓

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you for sending me that clip! 🤩

[@josephsalvador51]

Love your presentation style. Upbeat, honest and professional!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much, that means a lot!

[@nicolefroehlich1286]

I wonder, when they post these pictures of all of their products together how many of these bottles are actually full and currently being use or are they just using empty bottles to make it seem like they have more products from the company when in reality, they ran out like six months ago, but she keeps the packaging to make it look like her collection is bigger than it is. I seriously wouldn’t put it past these people since they are so manipulative and full of half-truths.

[@Alexacake19]

I just found you and I'm soo happy!! I've been watching Anti-MLM for a long ass time but I really enjoy your takes. Keep it up 🥰🥰

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yay I’m so happy you’re here!! 🤩

[@rjfoster5496]

What’s funny is like they claim to have this magic product but the only people who are promoting the crap about how amazing it is are people who are selling it. Why don’t customer share how awesome this overpriced shampoo is?

[@HannahAlonzo]

EXACTLY! If MLM products were truly as good as the reps say they are, they would sell themselves. But because selling products isn’t really the main function of MLM companies, the products are typically subpar

[@crissy1914]

We are already doing the same thing except I’m loosing money for it!

[@reddffox]

I am binging allllll your videos while I work. Thank you!

[@KelliConan]

GNC, The Vitamin Shoppe, etc... are stores that are for selling supplements and protein powders/bars and other health, fitness, and wellness products have products that people consider to be expensive and maybe out of their price range, but they're still cheaper than any of the health and wellness mlms products.

[@citlalibravo2529]

I’m new in your channel and I love it.❤️❤️❤️ cant get enough, glass of wine and your videos= perfect evening.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yesss I love that! 🤩

[@eblissreseller]

Very enlightening content. Never knew it was this bad. Wow.

[@trashketchup1497]

Oh hunny! Take a trip down the anti-mlm rabbit hole and you’ll be amazed! In a very bad way, but amazed regardless

[@stormieo4252]

I am loving your videos!! Sp glad you started making MLM content. You are so kind and intelligent. I'd love a shorter intro if possible, just a thought :) thanks so much for all you do!

[@HannahAlonzo]

I know long intros are annoying! Was just pointing out the new mic at the beginning of this video so it took a little longer. Hope the audio quality was better! :)

[@stormieo4252]

@@HannahAlonzo yours aren't too bad, shorter than a lot of people lol and the audio is wonderful!!

[@saratibbs9564]

My sister in law along time ago I believe was a Monat rep so my husband and I gave the vip program a try. Eventually my sister in law left the company. After this we decided that we didn’t want to be signed up for the vip program anymore because we didn’t see a lot of difference hair product wise. We didn’t want to pay that much for hair products every 60 days anymore especially since the person who signed us up wasn’t with the company anymore. They didn’t give her much information and told her that since she wasn’t with the company anymore she’s not allowed to cancel us anymore. We spent a year on the phone with customer service and FINALLY were able to cancel my husband’s HOWEVER they told me that I couldn’t cancel mine because of some bull shit reason. ( I don’t really remember because it was atleast 2 years ago and after a car accident 8 months ago I have some memory issues I’m dealing with. A month ago I was finally able to get out of it. I believe we signed up under her in 2017. Thankfully I get emails that remind me. I’ve forgotten a few I’m pretty sure my debit card on their file is no longer valid but I couldn’t believe how shady they seemed not allowing someone to cancel what they are signed up for. I really wish I could remember what customer service had said but i remember it didn’t make any kind of sense. We should be able to cancel anything we want to cancel whenever we want to cancel it.

[@jackdawjohnson7436]

I’m a hobbyist herbalist. Here is everything I know about “natural” hair care (i have thick hair with a slight s-wave for context): Look for shampoos/conditioners containing rosemary and tea tree oil. These are the only essential oils I’ve found any proof of being beneficial, and even then they are about on par with artificial competitors. All other oils just smell nice. If you want a good hair mask, mix a tablespoon of coconut oil with half a teaspoon of honey. Massage into your hair and then leave for up to an hour tops then take a shower. To remove product buildup, drench your hair with apple cider vinegar then wash. For deep repairs, use egg whites as a mask but ONLY for thinner hair.

[@sharongasparaitis3392]

Don’t forget that you have to subtract the amount of money they spent on products themselves from those whopping 20.00 pay ck 🤦‍♀️

[@amyelizabeth135]

The last lady from monat is one of THE WORST. The income claims just get even more wild 🤣 Love your videos! Getting me through my many assignments recently 🙌 ❤

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yay so happy you’re here! 🤩

[@Universecompound]

If it burned my scalp I would be beyond upset that they didn’t refund everything !

[@goodradoodles1549]

I think it would drive me insane if I had to base my budget around several eight dollar paychecks and that’s assuming I’m always going to get said paychecks

[@shiina29]

She bought really expensive shampoo and it "didn't work?" What on earth does that even mean?

[@phyllisdavis6064]

She asked her friend about their "natural" product compared to monate. I thought they claimed monate was natural. Also hate the idea of, dump your natural, environmentally friendly product to join this scam.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Monat has to call themselves “naturally based” because they don’t qualify as “natural” 😂

[@youngyearslearningwithmrsw9505]

Thank you for your information. I have been watching all your MLM VIDEOS. I am IN Australia and had seen Monat on Instagram and was curious about the products. Monat is launching in Aus and I’ve been thinking about trying the products but I do not like how you have to purchase products every 60 days. Hmmm. No thanks.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Happy to help!!

[@JeTTieMedia]

Anytime I hear “I’m already washing my hair!” It’s like um... congrats?

[@PopChanx]

Besides, Monat reps don't get paid for promoting the products on Instagram. They get paid for recruiting, barely for selling. Who are these people trying to fool?

[@stephaniesinternetlife]

I bought their products once from this girl who tried to recruit me. I only did it to be nice lol I bought two things and the shipping was an extra $20 😭 In total it was around $80 and I rarely use the products. It was definitely not worth the money for the amount of product I got. Lesson learned 🤦‍♀️

[@trashketchup1497]

I’m curious..so they even smell good at least?!

[@trashketchup1497]

Do*

[@stephaniesinternetlife]

@@trashketchup1497 honestly they smell very sweet. Kinda like candy so I guess it depends on your preference

[@kristyrussell1748]

Oh also, just wanted to let y'all know...I get paid once a month from my 9-5. Not that you care, but apparently it's cool to tell people that. 😂

[@HannahAlonzo]

A paycheck? You get a PAYCHECK?! Every single month????

[@kristyrussell1748]

@@HannahAlonzo I know right?! It's unheard of!

[@trashketchup1497]

Once a month though?!? I get paid the 1st and 15th and thought that was awful lol I can’t even imagine only once! 😬

[@clawwestfall8799]

@@trashketchup1497 Why does it matter if you get paid full amount once a month or half of it twice?

[@trashketchup1497]

@@clawwestfall8799 because for a lot of people it makes it harder to budget and make your money last the entire month

[@victoriazellar2104]

Found you because of your anti MLM content!! I love your videos, you're SO nice and beautiful!!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you for such kind words!! 🥺

[@Universecompound]

I wonder if the product reviews that are positive come from people that are financially connected that recommend it well . There is quite obviously a divide where it is all ones then there is a slew of fives that bring it up to three . It’s an interesting phenomenon .

[@kristyrussell1748]

Ooooo the mic is a beauty! I love it!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you!! 🤩

[@_kd_]

Me posting about my coffee habit every day (not literally but super often) but not part of an MLM 👀☕👀☕👀 🤣🤣🤣 (I def know what you mean just trying to be funny if that's not clear)

[@nicolefroehlich1286]

My aunt bought my mom a set of CUTCO knives for Christmas this year and I tried so hard to keep my mouth shut but I just couldn’t help that blurred out. Yeah I’m sure they would be not terrible if they didn’t come from an MLM SMH, like I couldn’t just keep my mouth shut, and of course it probably came off like an attack but I just couldn’t keep listening to them. Talk about how great they were when they’re subpar at best, and for the price you pay, you can get some way better quality knives out there.

[@Sarakatbee]

I will say, at least this hun isn’t yelling at us, I feel like they are always SO loud

[@megann03122]

Even full refund, free shipping, No need to call anyone I refuse to return anything I ordered lmao I just consider it a loss 😭

[@Ariel-ck9he]

Can we get a hair tutorial on these soft waves? 😍

[@Melissamms]

Do normal people have multi-step hair routines? I literally just shampoo my hair with whatever and then let it air dry. Even my friends with natural, super duper curly hair only use two or three products. I dont understand who is even in the market for this excessive hair routine? (And we all have nice hair imo despite doing very little)

[@HannahAlonzo]

I only use 3 products and I think they're working fine! I couldn't imagine finding space to store all of the products Monat claims you need to have!

[@Melissamms]

@@HannahAlonzo yeah how much more could someone need? this is me personally but the more I mess with my straight white girl hair the worse it looks lol

[@CarboneCat]

I also use only three hair care products and my hair are fine. They curl naturally and I dye them (professionally done). I don’t understand the point of using gazillion hair care products.

[@emilysnow6757]

Conditioner...but that's because my water is super hard. And I agree...literally any shampoo is fine.

[@Melissamms]

@@emilysnow6757 ah thats true. I have city water now so my hair just needs shampoo but growing up conditioner was nice. Fun fact: my mom grew up with red hair and after she left home for college her hair turned brown. Her water was so hard her hair turned red from it lol

[@AmmoReloaded]

"I'm gonna give myself a month to see of it works!" Which would mean yr 30 day guarantee would be up and I can bet my bottom dollar If u messaged ur rep and said it's not helping or ur having problems they'd advise the same thing....give it a month to 6 weeks that's how long some products start to show results 😂

[@MashaRistova]

I have super long hair highlighted blonde hair. I’m 33 years old. I’ve tried all the expensive shampoos and conditioners on the market (no mlm brands though lol) and you know what I use? Jhirmack purple shampoo from the drugstore, a purple toning conditioner from Sally’s, and GARNIER sleek and shine. I recommend Garnier to so many people because it makes my hair so soft and beautiful and it’s CHEAP. I buy the giant bottle and it lasts me months. It works just as good as any expensive brand I’ve tried. You don’t need expensive hair care and you DEFINITELY don’t need Monat or any mlm crap

[@heatherframpton9693]

Enjoy your new microphone. It's very cool looking. 😁

[@ridiculousspider]

I don't think anybody but my immediate family members know what shampoo I use. If somehow I end up discussing hair/skin/whatever products with someone, then I might mention what I use. My social media is predominantly my cats tbh. If anyone wants to pay me for posting pics (and only that) of my cats, hit me up. 😂

[@HannahAlonzo]

This is such a good point! Like honestly… you could ask my husband which brand of shampoo I use and he probably wouldn’t even remember 😂 it’s just not something you talk about or post about unless you’re in an MLM!

[@alice_rabbit8345]

Mine’s mostly my cats too!! I’m using Suave right now, no shame in my game!

[@trashketchup1497]

Right!! Even when I still lived at home I highly doubt that my mom knew what brand of shampoo and conditioner I used 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

[@betsywilliamsonasmr]

Two things. 1. I have the same cup from Starbucks! 🙌🏻 2. The only supplement I take is fiber. I get the CVS brand. It is better than the name brands they also carry. So, you should definitely get your supplements from the drug store. 😁

[@HannahAlonzo]

Cup twins!

[@LaraBee]

I get my supplements prescribed and insurance pays for my iron and vitamin D. $0. And I know that it’s doctor recommended 😂

[@RabekahRandoms]

Just found you me channel! Love your style of Sass and I NEED to know where you got that wallpaper from!? 😊

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much! Forgive me, but what wallpaper are you referring to? 😂

[@RabekahRandoms]

@@HannahAlonzo wow sorry don’t text walk, I meant plant 😅

[@HannahAlonzo]

@@RabekahRandoms That makes SO much more sense 😂 World Market!

[@RabekahRandoms]

@@HannahAlonzo I promise I’m dyslexic not stupid lol 😂 thank you!! Excited to watch more of your videos.

[@RuskinRin]

what gets me is the way all of them sound so low energy to me

[@billiejohilts7597]

Why is the Monat rep constantly pulling on her shirt opening and she fixed her bun like three times in the jump cuts. I heard nothing she said cuz she wouldn’t stop fidgeting!

[@mizzle8]

Hm I wonder why monat worked better than those “natural” products… 🤔 1. “Natural” tends to mean ineffective. You take out the effective “chemicals” discovered through science, you get what you ask for. 2. Monat loves to claim they’re all natural but clearly ain’t so natural lol Anyway, I’m in the middle of a rewatch and can confirm the MLM playlist is as bingeable as ever!

[@trinab.787]

"we get paid on Fridays so that is 5 paydays a month." Generally only 4 months a year would have 5 fridays. 8 would only have 4. Just another misleading statement from an MLM rep.

[@rahbruhn]

I make more money from a "play games for money" app than most mlm Huns... that's super sad

[@bagel_bitez1]

WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH FIZZ? 🤣

[@Momnpop98]

Has anyone ever tried these products to clean their toilets? I have really bad hard water and mineral buildup in the bowl? 😅

[@helloworlddie]

Guysss POSHMARK update!!! We can now delete bundles 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@KelliConan]

I guess Monat products last at least 6 months. My stuff that works well and is under $10 lasts on average 4 months. They make it seem like when they say that their products lasts longer than what most people use, then that means that they need a lot of customers so they can get enough customers buying from the reps since the customers don't need to repurchase within a year that much. I feel like they're saying that the products last a long time so it will give people a reason to buy products that are more expensive than well known that people consider to be not affordable or even pricey. This still doesn't work 'cause they know that we buy products that are $10 or less. Even if we had to buy are cheaply priced products every 2 months, we would be spending about a max of $60 per product. Which is no more than the same price for any or at least most of Monat's products. So most people are still saving money buy not buying one or two Monat products in a year. I'm sure that their products don't last for a whole year.

[@livinonacloud]

Only MLM huns make such a huge deal about getting paid.

[@els_ptrs4]

I thought you said fish sticks 😅 I had to pauze the video so Fizzsticks aaahh

[@els_ptrs4]

Can’t unhear the fish stick now for the rest of the video 😅 thanks even more funny ❤️ love you so much ☺️

[@crissy1914]

Monat girls make me sad.

[@alice_rabbit8345]

So why is the $18 check girl wearing a hat?

[@delenngerald4430]

I think they're not even alllowed to talk about the 30 day money back garanty anymore, thanks to their compliance agreement with the Florida State attorney general's office

[@HannahAlonzo]

Oh really?? I will do some research, thank you! It was still showing up on their website as of yesterday that they call it a “money back guarantee” but that doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to say that 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@vintagesoul1987]

@@HannahAlonzo Also it is 30 days from purchase date. Most people don’t know that and find that it is too late. Not to mention your rep will tell you wait you need to try the product for at least 3 months for results (detox) just to keep getting your money.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yes yes yes!!

[@KelliConan]

There has gotta be someone that wants haircare products (I'm not talking about haircare tools). Though I'm sure that's a small amount of people. Then they have to get the ones that want Monat. I would think that people would prefer useful underwear and socks if given a choice of haircare products that will be used up before a year has passed or underwear and socks that they'll use for a few years, I think that people would take the unwanted as a gift useful underwear and socks. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[@olliesGiGi]

Loved Loved Loved it!

[@Thornspyre81]

What the hell is Fizz?