Moist Meter | Fast and Furious 9

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F9 (2021 Action Movie), starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and directed by Justin Li as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.
Moist Meter Scientists:
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[@valrend7374]

The only thing fast and furious about this movie is the criticism.

[@KumikoSachi]

extremely underrated, hope this comment blows up

[@mras3715]

@@KumikoSachi agreed

[@jebowar6679]

James

[@hollistered4780]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU KILLED THEM

[@iamgubbler95]

@@KumikoSachi cringe. Go back to reddit

[@merc822]

I can’t wait for Fast 10 when Dom discovered his distant Uncle who owns Jurassic Park

[@xavia1594]

Jurassic Furious

[@johans3164]

Ah yes. The inevitable crossover. "Jurassic Furious: Fast World" where Jeff Goldblum will become a God of dinosaurs and use them to fight against Vin Diesel and his "family", with Han using his ultimate moves, "Infinite Drift" to defeat the T-Rex

[@Ssonelol]

Dom has to race a t-rex, for family

[@ilijacavic9049]

And he discovers that his uncle killed his da... I mean his other dad. How does he figure this out? Because his uncle was a brother to his dad.

[@setchos7408]

“Fire Dinosaurs and Fast Cars” saw this in a meme

[@alloutrockstar2943]

"I don't need physics. I got family" - Dominic Toretto when doing literally anything

[@elmasfashionomg1060]

It’s all because of family

[@avengeddecay2360]

Damn I’m now realizing Fast and furious now is almost like the Shonen of movies considering family = plot armour

[@thatoneguychad420]

Best comment.

[@Opana223]

Was gonna like but 420

[@_baller]

"I don't need talent, I'll just kill Walker.." - Diesel

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Fast and Furious 9 doesn't need a good rating. It has family.

[@rugar8076]

True Just Some Guy without a Mustache almost as true as me finding you on all the videos in the world.

[@insertnamehere7228]

Your comment doesn’t need Hundreds of likes, it has family.

[@NoU-pf8fc]

😐

[@roguebanana2683]

Hey the spambots didn’t find you!

[@Lust_634]

Hey wait i know you

[@blazter1082]

Just a reminder this franchise was originally about a undercover cop

[@alexgamer1556]

And street racing

[@ae86hachi]

RIP Paul

[@jacobbenham3521]

This is still my favorite movie series to binge lol

[@MrBole43]

And I actually liked it back then, Paul Walker was a likable dude and story was “maybe possible”. Paul wsas really into cars and u could see it in the movies, in the end died in a one while sleeping, rip

[@makii4772]

ah man the first movie was so good

[@nilanar8948]

"Those aliens might have giant lasers that could destroy the earth, but we got fast cars and family" - fast and furious 69

[@squidi9099]

I'm your 100th like and first reply.

[@Rish24]

No, no, F&F 420

[@0bammbamm017]

Wait damn I thought they said that in Fast and furious 66

[@Nutterbutter123]

@@0bammbamm017 they did except the lasers part

[@knightradiant4990]

"Godzilla is here. Dom is gonna have to beat him using cars and family." --the pitch meeting for the next one.

[@humptydumpty9747]

😂😂😂😂 bruh u got me dying cuz I hate gas and furious and vin diesal

[@arnahunas4048]

I’d watch a Godzilla/Fast and Furious crossover, tbh.

[@ΜΝΜ]

@@arnahunas4048 Same bud

[@budja1501]

Honestly, I’d still 110% totally watch it and die laughing and love every second at the exact same time

[@drakeeybro]

I guess it's going to be hard to beat Godzilla Actually it's gonna be easy barely an inconvenience

[@KingseekerFrampt]

“Family family, family family family, family, family” - Vin Diesel

[@ae86hachi]

Every time Dom says family an angel gets a new dodge charger

[@vincentwincent]

Dom has such a way with words

[@SayianWarrior]

F A M I L Y 👁️👄👁️

[@Dontbesleepy209]

@great day stfu

[@Man-zr5wp]

Just family just family

[@iw_legendary_sayain2215]

“You don’t turn your back on family, even when they do.” - Dom in F6 9 films in *Dom has a brother who he turned his back to*

[@chronenojysk5107]

This franchise is 20 years old.

[@broomsicle7741]

he killed his dad….

[@TheGary108]

“I don’t need a good story, I got Family” Din Viesel probably.

[@bruh......2005]

Family is the new power of Friendship

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Bin Weevil

[@Turkingtang]

Family

[@Francis-rq4fw]

Nah bro, thats you

[@weeklyslav9331]

Vin Diesel*

[@anugrahshrestha8208]

Dominic Toretto- Talks about family in nearly every movie. Proceeds to make his brother an outcast and never mention him again till after 8 movies.

[@Brocky29]

@WANT S[Е]Х - check my vidео ! shut up

[@KobatheASMRbiker]

This franchise is starting to Granny shifting, and not double clutching like it should. Its lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake before it hit Fast 9 at almost a 10 minute car and not a 10 second movie. Lets do it for family. One last time. Again, one last time and one last ride.

[@jackblaster8349]

Good night punpun

[@dannyarcher9002]

Man of culture spotted! And goodnight punpun

[@zippo718]

@@KobatheASMRbiker For one last paycheck.

[@solanumtuberosa]

The reason Dominic Toretto didnt consider John Cena as family is he cant see him

[@denji5604]

Nice one😂

[@commanderkief3430]

Dom doesn't need family, he has family

[@solanumtuberosa]

@@commanderkief3430 well, he cant need what he already has

[@dankmemer5699]

Nice soul knights pfp

[@solanumtuberosa]

@@dankmemer5699 thanks. It's one of the few decent android games.

[@agent_w.]

“this is a franchise known for family and f*cking” so is the entire state of Alabama

[@jayrajzala9870]

BRUHHHHHHHHH

[@prasunkumar117]

You mean Florida cause it has highest incest rate lol

[@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420]

@@prasunkumar117 oh shit

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

@@prasunkumar117 facts. Alabama been stealing Florida's clout 😤

[@roachdoggjr419]

@@artoriasoftheabyss1575 FLORIDA- you see it doesn't have the same ring to it.

[@Omar_E11]

"I live my life one family at a time." - Dominic Toretto

[@issammelzi728]

@Jo Amon ok

[@javiartem]

@Jo Amon yaeger

[@Omar_E11]

@Arnav Agrawal The point is that it's completely irrelevant.

[@aa-ot3cg]

@Jo Amon people really got caught up in his edgy act huh

[@FirmlyGrasp_IT]

@Jo Amon Eren Yeager, one of the greatest characters of all time.

[@RoronoaZoro-xs8gw]

The most unrealistic thing about this movie was the Vin Diesel could beat up John Cena

[@dillon.239]

He doesn’t need to beat up John Cena. He has family

[@AE-or7xd]

bruh I dont even like WWE but ik that everyone has beaten everyone for some reason or another

[@TheGitzserEvolution]

Family helps him fight invisible dude

[@Amour742]

@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD-aka NiggaMelon bro wtf is that username😐

[@four7685]

@@Amour742 say it backwards infront of a mirror and you summon his pfp

[@fx232]

The entire franchise after Tokyo Drift: "Don't worry, we're qualified to save the world, take out super spies and literal super villains, stop corrupt world governments, and be the saviour to humanity. How are we qualified? We used to be low level street racers that stole stuff off of semi's."

[@kreativeforce4542]

Fast five was good

[@kreativeforce4542]

Although it has the most unrealistic physics and logic ever lol

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Fast 4 and Fast 5 is still a great movie, they're action movies with cars but atleast they're not like superheroes in the later movies, still believable and fun

[@phee3D]

you fool, you forgot the power of family

[@randomrom747]

It should’ve ended after either fast 5 or furious 7.

[@ThisOffendsMeTV]

I liked the first two movies mainly because there was realism there and they were enjoyable. Paul really made the movies in my opinion. It was an under cover cop who became invited into a family that nobody ever thought he would be invited into and street races. Now we have cheesy one liners, men getting hit by cars and walking away like it’s nothing after doing some other super human shit lmao

[@AHA-od8yo]

Yeah I agree

[@samuraiedge9761]

Tokyo drift was a good spinoff too

[@mer9272]

@@samuraiedge9761 Tokyo drift is my favorite FaF movie.

[@sanmooo]

Went from realistic and nice genuine movies about an undercover cop and street racing to going to space in a rocket car and blowing up a submarine or some crazy shit

[@fx232]

Tokyo Drift was really good though, it was still based in realism, except for where it's supposed to be set in like 2015 and everyone is using flip phones.

[@dogz_jumpshot4144]

Is no one talking about how romans whole thing during the movie was just him talking about their plot armor

[@diiii_mond]

And Cypher literally just narrates part of the 2nd act like it’s third person. Lmao

[@fredxu99]

That was actually hilarious though, him and Tej with the one-liners and bits keep the movie's script afloat.

[@RatedAwesome]

Roman is useless anyway. Why they keep bringing him on these “ missions” I’ll never understand. He has no skills, no help whatsoever

[@stickyfingaz7753]

@@RatedAwesome cause family

[@zxs4113]

They're trying to be meta but it isnt landing at all

[@realkingofantarctica]

Is this the movie Charlie watched all on his own? Without any adult supervision!? This is why he's the coolest kid in the 3rd Grade class.

[@ArNavys]

@Jo Amon wat?

[@floppa_9530]

@Jo Amon thank you amon

[@TheBoost103]

@Jo Amon So you say Goro but not Kiryu??? Alright.

[@BazedSlavaryan]

@Jo Amon are these the people I need to complete the sidequests of to fight you irl?

[@MagnusTNT]

poor charlie, everyone in class is so much taller then him

[@48Mei]

Can’t wait for Fast & Furious 15: Showdown on Saturn 🪐

[@lunatic3xe]

The next two installments of the franchise, are going to be the last. It’s been confirmed already

[@Man-zr5wp]

The perfect showdown

[@uliseto]

The final race will be a full sprint around the rings if Saturn

[@MoTanG_0o]

This Franchise should've ended with the 5th one. After that it started getting worse.

[@carlosandleon]

@ur awesome the lowest pit of hell is reserved to people who spam the same bullshit everywhere

[@crisvalencia5412]

This movie doesn’t need logic, it has family.

[@melo1890]

has charlie forgotten this movie needs no structure, stakes or tension as it has both john cena and family

[@moreropelesshope6747]

As it has family and what? i cant see the first thing

[@shamlove788]

Lmaoooo

[@redd7388]

These movies aren’t even about racing anymore.

[@funnyBuu37]

They were NEVER about racing. It's literally ALWAYS been a crime action series

[@Omar_E11]

In other news, the sky is blue. Oxygen is in air.

[@MiguelDS5547]

@@funnyBuu37 yeah but the first ones still had racing.

[@skylarhickey5658]

@@funnyBuu37 clearly you haven't see Tokyo drift or 2fast2furious

[@dyceonice]

bro the movies were never solely about racing, the first one was literally and undercover cop looking for hijackers. it was always about crime

[@tr0_0rt]

Fast and furious 10 is where their cars will transform and combine to form a giant robot and fight giant alien monsters.

[@JackTheripper911]

Think Dom, Think!

[@stevebhabiibii8759]

"Oh and don't forget about the family"

[@zurmis6601]

Literally

[@cheese5414]

then they'll pull the _optimus prime_ card

[@zippo718]

Familybots, transform and hit the NOS!

[@darwiizzy09]

But it’s all about FAMILY Charlie

[@EpicJake07]

shut up bots

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest KZbinr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear bx

[@Darkdragonhero1]

Ur profile pic is goated lmfaoo

[@bootythunder3312]

It was originally about driving fast cars//Racing in the first 3 movies lmao.

[@tommybriggs4405]

Dumb profile pic

[@DanielGChong]

This movie sounds like my little cousin whenever he talks, 'I went to Skull Island and got a weapon that can hack everything, and I can hack everything'

[@julianhaelig119]

The sacred hacker of skull island? I thought that was just a myth. You are trully in the presence of greatness.

[@beanbean1142]

The best pirate101 player there ever was I see

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Why he went to Skull Island tho? To meet King Kong?

[@DanielGChong]

@@margarethmichelina5146 he said to kill something that's not related to king Kong i forgot

[@e-man1916]

FF 12 : Dom rips through the fabric of reality on his Dodge Charger to beat evil Dom from another universe.

[@z7dontplay]

Underrated comment lmfao

[@beegchung2490]

Wouldn’t be surprised at this point

[@gonegirl000]

Come on don't be ridiculous he's called reverse Dom because he can only move in reverse. Fast 12 will be directed by Christopher Nolan

[@dietair2702]

I’m gonna call it and say Fast and Furious 10 is gonna be called FFX while including characters from Final Fantasy X

[@kooldripz]

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

[@mexxer6948]

@@kooldripz "write that down!"

[@zippo718]

That would be an upgrade

[@Rish24]

More like FFS

[@TheCoyoteGray]

The Fast and the Furious: 69: Race against Time itself

[@retrc0]

Family wins, time can go fuck itself

[@PULVERIZER01]

I'm your 69th like... Cherish it, my friend

[@casualcookin3893]

It doesent matter how fast time is,what matters is the guy who drives it and family

[@vherox3826]

Goku vs Flash vs Dom

[@daniboy4153]

Dom becomes Riddick (Not my joke, but I saw it in another comment section in another video)

[@d3itchd355]

Roman getting shot at from literally all sides and not a single bullet wounding him was when I just didn’t care about anything else anymore.

[@Dotaroo0]

Bro those are my teammates my fault

[@Vernius_]

The camera zoom really portrays Charlie being nude while ranting about family

[@yadsewnde]

It was really intimate and reminded me of family lol

[@nicolasvanced3137]

I cant unsee it now LOL

[@orchidaceae2550]

"Because family" *Start flying to outer space*

[@mr.jenkins4448]

Nobody is going to talk about how Charlie isn’t wearing a white shirt?

[@mexicandannyphantom2668]

No... We won't...

[@TheShadow1097]

Cause he watched F9, the torettos are jacked and they always wear tank tops

[@Kiokato1]

He released another video a couple of days ago the same date he recorded this one so no

[@phantomski1]

Oh wow it's not even a shirt he is practically naked

[@danishbutter1847]

he's Johnny Silverhand now.

[@kelemh]

The white t-shirt has been replaced. It had a good run, you will be missed

[@Trademarked26]

Froggy chair

[@warrenlucky8853]

It'll be back. Return of the century.

[@justzagin9520]

@Tom Simons ☑ WTFFFF

[@sectorsounds602]

Oh damn i just noticed

[@Andrea-on5ry]

Froggy chair

[@syndrodome]

“Guys let’s have a movie about an undercover cop, but with cars.”

[@jessestinson3560]

*20 years ago* lol

[@syndrodome]

@@jessestinson3560 fr tho

[@sureyeah3678]

"Let's give him a brotherly bond with the electronic pirate he's pursuing"

[@FrenchyJr]

That’s what’s made it good It was about the cars

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Point Break with Cars you mean

[@beinerthchitivamachado9892]

Even seeing it as a "dumb action movie", this one was fucking horrendous. They peaked with the 8th, imo.

[@ianmig]

8th? That's way too generous.

[@beinerthchitivamachado9892]

@@ianmig IMO. I've only seen the 1st, 2nd, 7th, 8th and now 9th. What's the best one in your opinion? Should I give the others a chance?

[@ianmig]

@@beinerthchitivamachado9892 No... Don't bother. It won't be worth it. My favorite is the second one. I really like the third too.

[@lockokentucko9787]

@@beinerthchitivamachado9892 watch Tokyo drift my g, one of the best fast and furious movies by far

[@billybob4159]

@@lockokentucko9787 IMO it was the best just because it was so different then all the other movies not just the cars and characters but the overall style of the movie was just amazing

[@pax_sxprano]

Clicked here faster than Dom could go to space on his ship.

[@pax_sxprano]

Also first

[@culleno872]

Deadass. Couldn’t resist after seeing Charlie literally ooze excitement earlier

[@Man-zr5wp]

Perfection

[@diamonje]

You mean in his car.

[@ronobo1589]

I can’t take John cena seriously ever since I saw a clip of him saying “Deez nuts up in to face Edit - everyone is having a war or something in the replies, calm down

[@2kib249]

The one that I sent is the actual link lol

[@ELLI0TR0DGER]

John Cena is trapped in a taiwanese labor camp

[@Hevvvyyy]

Boobies - john cena

[@games_on_phone89]

bing chillin

[@joeymacaroni4498]

He Also apologized to China lul

[@joshualagrimas9555]

"I don't need plot armor, I got family" Literally when Dom does an absurd amount of action, and getting razed with 45,000 Bullets, not even hit once.

[@DizGaAlcam]

you'd be surprised about the complexity of the stories i made up as a kid playing with action figures and hotwheels

[@higuyforlife7000]

I liked to lift my cars off the ground with no ramps or anything that could lift a car 100 feet off the ground. So I would make some stuff up like "the car actually had rocket thrusters".

[@eggy7346]

I can't wait for FF10: The Neo Soviet Armsrace

[@king-peticca]

And or Fast 10 your seatbelts

[@aflvproductions7854]

FF11: 2023 Space Race to Mars.

[@eggy7346]

@@king-peticca Dad energy right there!

[@Skaless]

Tidus would really have been affected by Sins toxin for this

[@duckling8]

FF12: Exploring the Multiverse

[@peeper2070]

F&F is getting uncomfortably close to the Transformers universe

[@cahpla]

You don’t need high tech transforming cars when you got family

[@smirkyopossum90210]

Peeper, my favourite meal in subnautica😋

[@wespicedmemes]

I thought transformers was good, the last one was a bit of a stinker but it was cool

[@randomchocotaco]

The first two Transformers and the Bumblebee movie were good

[@bimmybeutron3729]

transformers is infinitely better looking, has a better story, and they dont necessarily have a formula like f&f does

[@bigflx2754]

Honestly they should just start naming these movies “Cars and Family”

[@mutingp]

Nah it should be called furious and family

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@mutingp Family's Furious

[@tony_5156]

Well they used to be about that not anymore It’s some random ass spy action movie with some random evil twin brother cliché bs. I say the modern market has become over saturated only few movies actually contain creativity and hard work. best random example: the lighthouse ,fucking brilliance!

[@mutingp]

@@tony_5156 yes ik f1 and maybe like f4 is about cars and mainly family but after that it went down hill very fast # and now is you watch the first and then you skip to f9 it l'll feel like a complete different movie just with some of the same cast.

[@TonywasatTWICELIGHT]

Vehicles and emotionally attached people

[@ggcsteers4833]

Infinity war would have lasted second if Dom was there (only if family is threatened tho)

[@gileee]

Not even Thanos could pop a wheelie in an ice cream truck like Dom can. Dom in his '69 Charger is more powerful than Thanos with all the infinity stones.

[@RealSnix]

Dominic Toretto talks about family - continues to leave his son with a dead guy. Smh

[@zeph_os]

F&F 1-3: Actually about street racing and the underground car scene F&F 4-8: "The world is on the brink of destruction and these superhero-esque people have to save it from an evil body with cars and guns" F&F 9: "Look at these celebrities and these cars we were paid to put in. Please watch, we're out of ideas"

[@IBeForReal]

4 was dom avenging letty when he thought she died and was nothing about superhero shit 5 was robbing a bank in brazil and was a compelling film with a great story and in the list for the top 3 fast movies of all time 6 is when it became superhero shit but 6 and 7 were good films

[@eugenesandwich2561]

Exactly

[@toby1061]

Charlie I think you didn’t enjoy it because you went without your girlfriend.

[@games_on_phone89]

lol

[@ballsosaurus_sex]

He didn't enjoy it because he didn't watch it with family

[@mobiusmobius738]

They actually flew to space. It's like the producers saw the memes and actually believed that was what the fans wanted.

[@teamtrpt8216]

Fast 10 is literally gonna be called “Fast and Spacious” and be about dom and the others driving rocket cars in space to stop a launched nuclear warhead in the atmosphere from landing in America or something. I’m calling it now.

[@staytoasty7373]

they got family though

[@trissc6855]

It's gonna be the live action origin movie for the game rocket league

[@CloudMcFoxx]

it's gonna be called "fasTEN your seatbelts"

[@prasanthraonilapu8809]

Ff10: Drive to Heaven

[@SwagJaws]

And then at the end of the movie Brian walks into the backyard with a case of Corona and everyone cheers because family.

[@peacejoy1396]

Fast and the Furious 10 will be a Crossover with the Transformers where they team up with the Autobots to stop Megatron and some weirdly powerful drug lord from obtaining the Allspark. (and Family)

[@keanusabine6335]

Wasn't Doms Backstory that he beat the racing competitor he deemed responsible for his fathers death to the point where after years of recovery he still is severely physically and mentally disabled? If there was evem a shred of thought that went in the direction of his brother why put all that energy into that random guy?

[@Whispurer]

You don't understand. It doesn't matter, it's all about family

[@Mlynoph]

Oh yeah they literally mentioned that in the first movie, i remember that lmao. They probably forgot about continuity after like the 5th movie and just said fuck it tbh lol.

[@vagamer522]

Yeah the origin story part was confusing as all hell

[@timberfedor5]

You have to stop thinking to understand this movie Keanu

[@kameronjones7139]

Oh shit he just crippled a random dude

[@Seconds2Minutes]

"a 70's charger is immortal if you take care of it, Dom. Like a family" made my theater laugh out loud.

[@kaijupinnosso1854]

I went with a couple friends and every intentional like sad scene was just over the top and we were all laughing our asses off

[@ajiththomas2465]

Honestly, I found Tyrese and Ludacris as a pair to being one of the positives of F9. Their comic relief was pretty good and Tyrese's character Roman didn't feel as whiny as he did in F7. The whole scene with them talking about whether they're invincible or not and Ludacris' final line had my whole theater busting their guts in laughter. Also special shout-out to Leo and Santos in that flashback scene.

[@Gelato41_]

except chargers suck

[@PikachuComments]

Roman literally had a scene where he realized everyone had plot armor and THEY JUST LAUGHED AT HIM 🤣

[@jpskillet2902]

“Everyone’s like a balloon animal”

[@dai-hi-kyua8991]

Charlie : "It's about a weapon that can hack your Grandma vibrator" Well put Charlie

[@OTOBIOhazord]

Remember when people had their dicks held hostage... seems pretty op to me

[@Allister_1]

@@OTOBIOhazord didn't that turn out to be an onion article? In any case op indeed.

[@tobiassl8011]

Charlie has distracted you guys. HES NOT WEARING A WHITE SHIRT!

[@Cr34t10nStud10]

AND HE USED A *ZOOM*, really changing it up for this one

[@darthmeesa2825]

Tiana took a W on this one. She was on to something like she knew this movie wasn't truly about *FAMILY*

[@ThrillzTheGreatest]

Quite rare to see Charlie without his white shirt

[@Ownxer]

no

[@spam1028]

@@Ownxer yes

[@Division12777]

It’s crazy because in the first movie the car had nothing with his dads death , it’s the fact he was hit from behind and sent into the wall at 200 mph

[@Rekelius]

"I dont think he did a bad job but his character is dogshit" His chinese apology already told us his character is dogshit.

[@HaxGaming08]

Explain what happened to him cause I have no idea

[@GamerConnoisseurRei]

@@HaxGaming08 basically he's apologize to China for mentioning Taiwan. That's enough to triggered Chinese Overlord and demand an apology or else his career will got destroyed by China

[@sabersz]

@@GamerConnoisseurRei purely because Fast and Furious is huge in China. Capitalists gotta protect their profits somehow. Its very morally bankrupt but that's how they roll

[@_clxire]

@@HaxGaming08 John Cena got into big trouble for calling Taiwan a country. He apologized and that only seemed to make his situation considerably worse. A LOT of angry conservatives, angry leftists, angry chinese ppl, and angry people of Taiwan. I can't tell you why Americans are pissed off, as i don't quite understand why myself. But imo i think John Cena apologized because he thought that was what he had to do. Call it a mistake or a sh*tty apology, it never needed to be taken that serious by so many.

[@TheCopiumCat]

Was gonna make the same comment. Beat me to it. Here sir, have a like.

[@enzoiguess340]

"How are we getting to space?" "Through family"

[@diorse8851]

And cars!!

[@neonthehybrid8047]

@@diorse8851 Very fast cars!

[@bigman9671]

Should’ve stopped at 5 it was the logical conclusion they were free and it was the first crazy one but not over the top like the ones that followed it being the conclusion just works.

[@thomasderozan9740]

I love how he gave a spoiler warning for the brother reveal but they showed it IN THE FIRST TRAILER!!!

[@DOOMStudios]

Each Member should recap their family history so we can Calculate how many parts are coming…..

[@TekuTaurus]

So it sounds like it's quite similar to Rise Of Skywalker. Bad writing and nonsensical story but it looks fucking awesome.

[@gloriouslyaesthetic]

*Charlie:* this movie is sticky Doo Doo. Just absolute trash. Not good. *Also Charlie:* I'm giving this a 50%

[@kreativeforce4542]

50% is an F plus

[@mrstud_1114]

@@kreativeforce4542 in America

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

For the moist meter 50% or lower is pretty much sticky Doo Doo

[@stevenmark4407]

50% is not a passing grade that’s a F

[@Kuru20134]

That still trash rating

[@Jordan_Katz]

Just want the movies to be about cars and racing, not saving the fucking world.

[@Ponkdonker]

Nah... that's boring. It got better with The Rock and Jason Statham.

[@GokuTheHusky]

@@Ponkdonker This guy's the problem. First 3 movies were the best.

[@codycloete169]

@@Ponkdonker lol leave him be, that's the only other 2 actors he knows XDDD

[@seanbehnisch6185]

@@GokuTheHusky jeez, guy can't have an opinion?

[@joshuasweeney1159]

XD thats never happening lol

[@OlaftheGreat]

I never realize just how old Vin Diesel was getting until I saw the thumbnail

[@fakebird000]

Glad they made a movie based on the hit game Fast And Furious: Crossroads.

[@dafreedomtiger7652]

I think the series, at least the main story with these main characters, should've ended after the 7th when Paul Walker died, I obviously want more but with new characters, and maybe even go back to the roots with street racing, hell even a bank heist like the 5th.

[@servantbyday]

Same!

[@sincorddnb9155]

Oh he'll be back when CGI gets better lol.

[@yadsewnde]

I miss Paul’s addition to these films

[@damianellnoir9318]

Shishiron thumbnail

[@fx232]

It should've ended at Tokyo Drift, everything after that has been stupid garbage writing.

[@taxfraudtommy9514]

Can’t wait for fast 10 were he finds out optimis prime is his cousin and they share a corona

[@saintthiccolas9952]

Like ajs said: James bond is grand theft auto, F&F is saints row.

[@apexfenix9623]

Saints row..... It all makes sense now

[@KJ-nj4gc]

Both great but one fell off

[@Foxomar1]

it lost it magic from Fast 5 which was the last good one

[@Oh_Ehm_Gee]

imo fast 7

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

I agree Fast Five is a perfect ending, and the character are still pretty believable and not superhuman.

[@feuerrm]

Fast 5 and 6 were really great. Fast 7 was still pretty good but that's where it started to go a little crazy. In 8 is where they really lost it.

[@sebastianriz4703]

agreed. The Rock was the nail on the coffin but at least Dwayne made a good charecter for that movie.

[@Kage-jk4pj]

Tokyo drift was the last good one

[@kitohhh]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!" . . . "We got family" - Dom

[@mariamraza9991]

I'm so glad I found Charlie. His style of speaking is hilarious and I wish we can see him react to his 'funny moments'

[@greyngo]

"Nothing is going to happen to the main cast" Letty and Han just hanging out. Fuck having important characters' deaths matter.

[@briangriffith4574]

Wait Han is back? Didnt he die twice already?

[@diorse8851]

@@briangriffith4574 Han is immortal and so is all the main characters but that doesn’t mean the movie is bad I like the movie.

[@Rayray18999]

@@briangriffith4574 twice?

[@briangriffith4574]

@@Rayray18999 didnt he die in Tokyo drift and again in fast 7?

[@Rayray18999]

@@briangriffith4574 didnt his gf die in 7? I know that he did in tokyo drift

[@theodorelong9762]

Felt like they were trying to mimic the Avengers. Some of the music reminded me of Avengers as well as all the cuts to different parts of the world where one group would go off to for their specific task. Oh and don’t get me started on the returns/cameos.

[@satoru556]

Han's return is fricking stupid. His death was what really shook me the most in the films. I don't see a point in just bringing him back other than fanservice.

[@sanhas6799]

vin diesel is really acting like an anime character. Enemies arrives: you shall die vin diesel: power of family

[@masterroshimagazines4354]

And he's insanely OP

[@IsaiahINRI]

Don't forget the crazy hair

[@sanhas6799]

@@IsaiahINRI he is doesn’t have hair he’s bald. 😂😂

[@sanhas6799]

@StrayTraceur ???

[@gryla5290]

@@sanhas6799 close. But anime protags usually rely on the power of friendship. And he doesn't need hair. Look at Saitama

[@DjVtheJESUSsouja]

From Charlie's overreaction from his last video i thought he is gonna give an actual good percent for that movie cause sometimes i can't tell how sarcastic he is but now i'm like yeah that's what i should of expected lol

[@Pwnulolumad]

He said 90% rating yesterday such deception

[@DwayneIsKing]

The perfect ending and where they SHOULD have ended was Furious 7. Now everything is just over the top and now it's not even Fast and Furious it's just a Mission Impossible knockoff as of this point

[@ignas5704]

Well said, the movie ends perfectly and so should have the franchise.

[@dnicer3486]

Straight up thought Charlie was too tired to put on the white shirt at the start and just filmed topless

[@dnicer3486]

@great day W h a t

[@realHarvard]

I think we can all admit after seeing this movie Dom is a god and simply cannot die

[@TailzDMW]

He’s a god, got beat up and just heals instantly

[@misterbeevee]

My guy swung like spiderman across a cliff in a fucking car.

[@dragz]

@@misterbeevee my guy fucking pulled chains and had big debris fall on him as he goes underwater, furthering away from reality to death, so fucking sick tbh 😂

[@misterbeevee]

@@dragz fr man this guy is invincible. He also survived being in Cardi B's presence without having his eardrums explode big ups my guy din viesel.

[@zawarudo2095]

Dio is a god too

[@matthewdavis7674]

The fact they cast Noel Miller as young Vin Diesel

[@Shrimp_Alfredo]

This better get a Family%

[@arthuredington6171]

In my head when Charlie got home he started doing donuts in his driveway

[@briangriffith4574]

I saw the very first Fast and Furious in theaters and there was like 5 Honda civics doing donuts in the movie theater parking lot after the movie.

[@apexfenix9623]

On the dildoemobile

[@arthuredington6171]

@@briangriffith4574 Nice

[@viscountrainbows6452]

It's like the studio saw the memes and ridicule the series began accumulating as the series started going downhill, and mistook them for praise and said "More of that? Gotchu fam."

[@OpressivePeach]

I left the movie mad and then my car ran out of gas as I left the theater, that really sealed the deal.

[@blackhole3407]

"This movie seems like a college humour parody of what fast and furious was percieved to be on twitter"

[@josephmendozajr8993]

Ok hear me out . Fast 10, Dom and Family collab with transformers , and Brian’s consciousness get imported into one of the autobots :)

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

Next fast and furious movie be like... travel back in time to fight off the holy crusade

[@zuscare3983]

But it turns out that the holy crusaders are their future family who got stuck in a time loop.

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

@@zuscare3983 and they must find a way to break the time loop with a race

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

In a DeLorean of course

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

I almost fell asleep a couple times and the revelation that Hans alive and why he faked his death was the most confusing continuity breaking shit lol

[@FrenchyJr]

Yeah, the car fucking exploded in Tokyo drift, that’s pretty hard to fake Rip that rx7 tho

[@IAmTheBugInsideYou]

They brought him back?? lol Statham eradicated him wut

[@tony_5156]

@@FrenchyJr oof rotary boi go boom

[@HEYitzED]

@@IAmTheBugInsideYou Lol nope. Here’s the explanation they give and I’m not shitting you. “Mr. Nobody has a way of making things look real”. In other words it was an illusion that Han was in the car. Not kidding.

[@IAmTheBugInsideYou]

@@HEYitzED God that's bullshit lol

[@RatedAwesome]

People kept saying John cena was going to be in this movie… I didn’t see him anywhere. The guy who played Doms brother in the flashback scenes could’ve grown up to be him or something. False advertising

[@BigmacYT1]

The only thing I enjoyed about seeing this movie was that there was a dude sitting behind me in the theatre who ripped ass every 5 minutes and would make a loud groan after. Me and my friends almost couldn’t contain our laughter

[@cito3874]

The camera zooming makes me feel like Charlie is family

[@michaelgilbert7489]

If he rates this movie higher than a 50, I will never get in a car again edit: thank God that was close

[@Gelato41_]

your loss then

[@mun123keet]

I'm surprised with all the reviews I have seen, no one has talked about how dumb they retconned Han's fake death, and the shitty explanation they gave with how Han survived. He literally just Batmanned out of his car, or the Han that was stuck in the wreck was a clone.

[@buss1205]

@@joshroehl6098 what the actual fuck was that garbage lmao gtfo atleast put a link to something decent

[@gryla5290]

What? Wut??? WTF??

[@raymondbabich6408]

I agree, I think a lot of stupid shit went down this movie. I disagree with Charlie when he says there are no stakes because there were never stakes dom would drive his car off a cliff and just walk out of his crushed up soda can out of breath with a little dirt on his shirt. But they really to the no consequences to an extreme by reviving han. The story they came up with sucked a lot and he really didn't need to be back other than the fact he knew the key. This and John Cenas character were the worst part of the movie, the rest was pretty classic fast and furious

[@Oh_Ehm_Gee]

1.) Spoilers 2.) This is a spoiler free review

[@purplewine7362]

@@joshroehl6098 reported for spam

[@lewdleaf4975]

Felt like a early 2010's marvel movie

[@kodax1292]

Even that marvel movie was probably more realistic and less stupid

[@dhilipans5412]

@@kodax1292 even despite Joss Whedon

[@FunkyChicken251]

Why does every character die and then come back to life like they’re immortal

[@timurkral3781]

Because these movies play in a fantasy world!

[@danielmarais6216]

After watching the first with friends, we noticed when Dom is talking to Brian in his garage about his dad, the way he says “that’s my dad” like a toddler made is crack up like crazy and we would mimic him acting like children. So you best believe that when young dom screams “that’s my dad!” Over and over when his dad dies, we lost our collective fucking shit

[@flek5531]

Charlie doesn't need a white t-shirt, he has family.