Bill reacts to the top stories of the week, including nationwide college protests and Governor Kristi Noem's dog-shooting scandal.
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@Dude-oh8vq18 күн бұрын
Ahahahaha haahahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa woooohhhhhh!!! Love those authentic audience reactions.
@jonmeador863718 күн бұрын
Fire the fake laugh guy.
@veronicaswystun223518 күн бұрын
Why do you care so much about someone laughing??
@johngrayatkinson121418 күн бұрын
@@veronicaswystun2235 because it's pandering and ANNOYING Why do you care if he cares? That's alot of caring. So much so it makes you a Karen
@jonmeador863718 күн бұрын
@@veronicaswystun2235 He laughs at comments that aren’t funny.
@ParticleLarry18 күн бұрын
Out of a cannon
@davidandrews526218 күн бұрын
@johngrayatkinson1214 listen harder. It's a live audience
@Homeschoolsw618 күн бұрын
" Groups like Hamas say, " Don't judge us because, besides bombings and murder, we also provide valuable community services." Yes, and McDonald's, has salads now, but that doesn't make it a health food restaurant. " - Bill Maher, New Rules (2005).
@sagarrai471418 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@godislove54417 күн бұрын
What Bill Maher seems to not understand is there are tens of thousands of Israelis in Israel protesting and asking for a ceasefire
@AnnoyingMoose14 күн бұрын
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
@ashergarber379116 күн бұрын
KZbin commenters complaining about the people laughing during a monologue. Thank you, Big Tech, for keeping it so real.
@Uouttooo11 күн бұрын
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@13RadTV19 күн бұрын
GET RID OF THE "WHOOOOO" GUY ffs
@thelastwordonearth19 күн бұрын
And the HA-HA-HA woman too.
@Uiiiiuybn18 күн бұрын
I’m at the end of my rope with these two.
@davidandrews526218 күн бұрын
Wow. Try to focus. Not a big deal. Cry me a river?
@shouldhavedonebetter18 күн бұрын
Always wondered how much the Woo Woo Guy gets paid.
@romans6two33818 күн бұрын
Agreed, I love Bill's show, but always think that guy works for the show. Watch his show from years ago always a guy yelling woooohooo
@marlenesoifer72199 күн бұрын
Thankyou
@VWdude27819 күн бұрын
Once again there gotta be that one guy that has to let everyone know he’s there.
@ScooterOnHisWay202419 күн бұрын
Yes he is having the show recorded at home. "Do you hear that? That's me!"
@Anarking18 күн бұрын
Bill Maher?
@MrPossum07718 күн бұрын
Woo guy is there every show and for sure telling his friends how they are buds
@Anarking18 күн бұрын
@@MrPossum077 Woo guy is Bills manager, he knows if Bill doesn't hear people screaming at every joke, he'll be on the phone all night to him listening to him bitch and moan about no one loving him.
@johnstuartmill1118 күн бұрын
@@MrPossum077 He's employed by the show. TV shows like this employ people to try to get them to laugh and applaud at every joke. Bill should get rid of him. It makes it unwatchable for me.
@honodle721914 күн бұрын
Good one on the horses and Gnome.
@jeremy686213 күн бұрын
WHOO!
@MyTelenovelaLife13 күн бұрын
Jajaja Jajaja
@Brian-os9qj18 күн бұрын
Thx Bill
@guildpilotone17 күн бұрын
the tide pods so-called joke is how many years out of date???
@Drew-bc7zj17 күн бұрын
It's definitely gotten very old and very stale. It was barely funny when it was fresh.
@hopeewing558316 күн бұрын
It implicates how dumb the pro Palestine students are.
@jasonbender245916 күн бұрын
@@Drew-bc7zj Its funny because your generation is so stupid it will always be funny
@chareeve814716 күн бұрын
Fake Audience
@festina_lente765515 күн бұрын
Lay off the tide pods big guy
@porter58819 күн бұрын
I always fast-forward the Monologue and New Rules thanks to the wooo guy.
@morbidmanmusic19 күн бұрын
Now stop commenting on it and just move on already you cliche.
@mrdo886918 күн бұрын
@@morbidmanmusic - Hi Snarky
@paulaheckman992818 күн бұрын
@@mrdo8869back at ya😊
@davidandrews526218 күн бұрын
@@morbidmanmusic these people being mad at a guy for enjoying himself is getting me so mad.....lol
@avedic18 күн бұрын
I guarantee you that guy is hired by Bill to do that. I like Bill fine...but my god is he needy when it comes to audience approval. It's rather tiring. Like dude...maybe they just didn't think the joke was funny? And then he'll chastise the audience if they clap TOO much! 🤦♂ *_"Please clap."_* ~ Jeb! Bush & Bill Maher
@kathykobs386518 күн бұрын
Great material
@KristinA-xv4yk18 күн бұрын
The recycled tide pod joke from 15yrs ago was a zinger
@akxmedia07 күн бұрын
2018.
@helenhawkins675316 күн бұрын
Excellent❤❤
@eemage947617 күн бұрын
The fake laugh won.
@alibrowne637419 күн бұрын
Please cut out the audience or whoever is shouting until the end! Really annoying.
@Anarking18 күн бұрын
Bill demands those people are there, ever see how angry he gets when he says something and the audience doesn't applaud?
@OKProcessServer17 күн бұрын
It’s the same guys they pay to make that noise each week. You can hear their same voices and obnoxiousness
@OKProcessServer17 күн бұрын
@@Anarkingbill Maher got old and conservative and transphobic
@Omniverse017 күн бұрын
@@OKProcessServerlol wut.
@user-lh7qb2pn1b18 күн бұрын
There were tense (tents) standoffs at several colleges.
@frogneckmanthethird.19 күн бұрын
Woo woo woo woo woo wooooooooooooooooo. See how annoying that is?
@morbidmanmusic19 күн бұрын
Only thing that's annoying is you cliches whining every week about the same crap.
@jusjellus18 күн бұрын
That's why this show was at its best during the Covid lockdown when Bill had to broadcast it from his audience-less basement!
@MyTelenovelaLife13 күн бұрын
lol!😂
@davidmckendry768416 күн бұрын
Is this a frat party? Good lord! Who's on stage, Bill or the audience?
@elainehewitt681318 күн бұрын
Not all students protesting can be lumped into the same pool. Be careful with whom you listen to. It’s ALL biased.
@godislove54417 күн бұрын
What Bill Maher seems to not realize as he mocks students who are protesting is that tens of thousands of the Israelis in Israel are protesting and asking for a ceasefire
@MyTelenovelaLife13 күн бұрын
Agreed!
@Collageartist6918 күн бұрын
Where's Cricket?
@MysticWisdomTarot18 күн бұрын
Thank god you post monologue ❤ been missing it! From Mexico 🇲🇽
@rtauzin6419 күн бұрын
The whoo guy sucks.
@morbidmanmusic19 күн бұрын
So do the multiple whiners about it. Cliche
@Easyrecliner18 күн бұрын
@@morbidmanmusic You included..
@kimmcelroy694718 күн бұрын
Let's go Brandon
@MatthewTheWanderer18 күн бұрын
@@kimmcelroy6947 What an embarrassingly stupid thing to say.
@kimmcelroy694717 күн бұрын
@@MatthewTheWanderer let's go Brandon crooked liberal.
@davemarr774319 күн бұрын
The whole show was a Kelly Con... nothing but loud alternate facts.. I'm glad George Conway got away from her.
@annettemacdonald919218 күн бұрын
Really I think you need to get a life 😂
@kimmcelroy694718 күн бұрын
Let's go Brandon
@pressman178818 күн бұрын
Everyone is feeling the results of “Bidenomics” and it’s not good. Not to mention his foreign policy disasters. We can’t take 4 more years.
@Drew-bc7zj17 күн бұрын
@@kimmcelroy6947Let's Go Bonespurs! 🤡
@ContentinMesa16 күн бұрын
As an independent I’d never think I’d see the day that the radical right was less censor happy as the democrats. Really sad
@jcwdog19 күн бұрын
What a disappointment. Bill gave Kellyanne an hour of very little push back. The second guest was a terrible choice. Just awful. What did he offer? If Bill didn't have the balls to call his friend out, he should have had a guest that would. Period. All she does is filibuster. She said that is a fact numerous times. No one could have said, or reminded the people she is responsible for the term alternative facts? That is the least they could have done. This was terrible. What about listing Joe's multiple big accomplishments while in office? No one did that.
@jamestimlin85619 күн бұрын
What happened to Bill's balls. Did Kellyanne scare them away?
@kidkong63719 күн бұрын
@@jamestimlin856they became an internal organ.
@jerushamaxwell28119 күн бұрын
She's the reason why I didn't look at Overtime.
@dwainmcwilliams204319 күн бұрын
Didn't she create the term "Alternative Fact"?". Imagine telling your parents that you have an alternative fact.
@AshleyBidensBathTime19 күн бұрын
He did name Joes one accomplishment!! Uniting the people with a FJB chant🙂
@hopeewing558316 күн бұрын
The homeless joke was funny!😂
@KevinArchitect18 күн бұрын
Tide pods joke was stale, sorry, rest were good!
@greybeard512319 күн бұрын
Once again, the audience is terrible.
@bbhutchin19 күн бұрын
Woo!
@JamesOfEarth19 күн бұрын
He really seems to love the hootin n hollerin…
@Stephen_Eee19 күн бұрын
The host isn't much more than a CNN SCHILLenStein anymore...lol sooooo.....figure all that nonsense out
@morbidmanmusic19 күн бұрын
You are the audience.
@annettemacdonald919218 күн бұрын
Paid to clap like trained seals
@JarmelSingsKaraoke19 күн бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥
@paultaylor79479 күн бұрын
well many adults will be placing their attention more on the annual highlight of the racing calendar which is more of what they are concerned with such as making more money for a change
@whhhhhhhhh19 күн бұрын
ight that one was good billy boy
@hd-xc2lz15 күн бұрын
Loved the homeless joke.
@erine318517 күн бұрын
I'm so tired of hearing criticism about how the police handled the protests they were given plenty of warning before the police came in they chose to stay they should face the consequences whatever side they are on.
@PerkiReport18 күн бұрын
Tide Pods? What year is it?
@c.r.parish590818 күн бұрын
The Tide Pod generation is now college age.
@dennishopper141018 күн бұрын
Jesus… Bill’s lurch to the right is complete. What a disappointment
@RastaMan248OC16 күн бұрын
Free Temujin Kensu
@Stepupvinyl19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Alpharizzchad18 күн бұрын
Yes and we serve in the military
@sandyrao736718 күн бұрын
I love your show. Since most people get news from your show, I’d like to point out that, Kristi Noem is the Governor of South Dakota, not North Dakota
@MyTelenovelaLife13 күн бұрын
Jajaja Jajaja
@MyTelenovelaLife13 күн бұрын
True 😢
@jamshedfbc19 күн бұрын
😂😂
@regentogrin51819 күн бұрын
So, when you agree repression is fine, and when not the people must fight for what's their's. Perverse cynicism.
@DemonHunterx1619 күн бұрын
Lol😂
@user-sc9vp2ku6c17 күн бұрын
Pro peace is good. Don’t let Bill fool ya.
@FrankBenlin19 күн бұрын
Ha ha. Thanks, Bill.
@michaelmorgan982417 күн бұрын
cute very cute!
@Stellaperez65819 күн бұрын
Hilarious!!!!
@MrJoel967915 күн бұрын
Send the squatters to the uni’s.
@sourabhtiwri18 күн бұрын
Both chanted 😂
@kimmcelroy694718 күн бұрын
Let's go Brandon
@carsondenny198612 күн бұрын
You typed this multiple times. You’re just gonna get banned and no one really cares. A lot of us watching are not Democrats or Biden supporters anyway. Im not at all. Your joke isn’t funny though. It was very briefly a long time ago.
@d.f.906417 күн бұрын
This episode was like the Kelly Ann Conway show. The WEAK second guest was pathetic as was Bill most of the time, allowing her to spew toxic alternative facts to the world.
@rajpunjabi594719 күн бұрын
😂😅👏👏
@frankboal826817 күн бұрын
Dude the obvious plants in the audience with the fake laughs & that damned annoying woo guy are getting on my nerves. Use a canned laugh track if you can't evoke real laughter from your audience.
@kjamison595119 күн бұрын
“Jews camping?” Harvey Fierstein: “Hello-o!”
@lesewener572919 күн бұрын
2:24
@starryeyednomad351917 күн бұрын
Bill Maher, Dr. Norman Finkelstein has offered to debate you on your show. Why don't you invite him?
@Na-jm6lc17 күн бұрын
He's too scared to do it! Remember that time he had Glen Greenwald talking about something similar? He totally made him look like a fool in front of everyone!
@bearnord466516 күн бұрын
Bill doesn't know enough but please look at his debate with Benny Morris and Destiny on Lex Friedmans podcast.
@will88TFs4Life18 күн бұрын
Very sad to hear police brutality being met with applause. This is s dystopia.
@wheelsdeepmagillatron704815 күн бұрын
Laughter from previous shows, or paid audience members?
@DavesGuitarPlanet16 күн бұрын
Bill using a laugh track?
@SrVnDaNk16 күн бұрын
Why are people clapping about police breaking up protest camps?? This show has really declined and it's deplorable audience is proof.
@teddylovesit16 күн бұрын
hey liberal, shut your face.
@jasonbender245916 күн бұрын
Thats what the real world feels about people like you
@SrVnDaNk16 күн бұрын
@@jasonbender2459 your world of deplorables sounds like a terrible place.
@History4Zoomers15 күн бұрын
did he just talk about the "kentucky derby"? Amazing to see this once great comedian turn into a small town clown lol
@MasterBlaster-pe5os6 күн бұрын
FJB!
@chareeve814716 күн бұрын
Show better without fake audience
@sonyaweinreis653018 күн бұрын
Not going to watch your show this week because of you having kelly on!!! She's as worse as her dictator 😡😡
@edg304817 күн бұрын
Bill, you never fail to disappoint lately....
@SrVnDaNk16 күн бұрын
Actually, he's constantly disappointing his regular audience. You must be new here..
@stanleyyoung763819 күн бұрын
So, how much does he pay his audience to laugh?
@morbidmanmusic19 күн бұрын
They do get paid. Most do.
@DonaldMathewJackson18 күн бұрын
The audience actually pays to get in but it’s at night and people go out and drink beforehand. Ever been to a live comic night, same thing. People laugh because they paid and they want to.
@stanleyyoung763818 күн бұрын
@@DonaldMathewJackson Sorry, it's overdone to the point of being not only noticeable but phony.
@seattlyte18 күн бұрын
@@DonaldMathewJackson show tapings like this are free. No one pays to get in.
@tonyde5218 күн бұрын
Apparently; QUITE ALOT !
@tyrnill16 күн бұрын
Ah, yes a Tide Pod joke in 2024, just the kind of incisive, relevant humor I've come to expect from Bill Maher. The guy's really got his finger on the pulse.
@comet690718 күн бұрын
bill😂😂😂😂
@anaibarangan490817 күн бұрын
Bill Maher should have his own retro style comedy club, Art Deco sections of Miami Florida, perfect example, and maybe dinner or tapas and entertainment club in Miami Florida, for his retirement income His own "Copacabana, hottest spot north of Havana", sung by Barry Manilow. He'd set up an elegant club, depending on what time and days, can also be casual party themes. Make him like Charo in Hawaii lol 😂♥️ He knows I like him, and I'm just thinking about his well being, because after all, like I told him years ago, he may be an atheist, but God can love him anyways. I'm going to try to channel Ernest Henningway energy while I'm there. Thomas Edison, whomever, and that can get ancient. It's too hot and humidity for me there all the time. Literally have to be living and working on islands breeze. "Meet The Fokkers" style life to handle it. Natural shade from trees, Old Florida style home with plantation style wood shutters. That's totally Florida Rat Pack. Real deal for Real Time.
@ParticleLarry18 күн бұрын
1:32 no, those are for the "immigrants" Bill
@scottweyland400015 күн бұрын
Gotta say it, Kelly-Ann Conway ran over Bill in this episode, he let her bullshit fly, jmo
@PAVEL-JAKL18 күн бұрын
🙋♂️
@lja365719 күн бұрын
That monologue should have at least one writer let go. You can’t put out bad product in today’s landscape and expect to keep your job.
@gregeastman626318 күн бұрын
I'm sure you would do better... troll
@francoisbassila846418 күн бұрын
Did he just say “Pro Israel protest and anti Israel protest? But definitely can’t say Pro Palestine protest and anti Palestinian protest.
@seattlyte18 күн бұрын
I'd say pro-genocide or anti-genocide protesters.
@davidandrews526218 күн бұрын
Palestine had thier chance. Everyone above the age 27 is absolutely tired of palestine.
@johncooper974618 күн бұрын
@@davidandrews5262 what chance was that. Theyve been getting fkced for 80 years
@jamesskinner562518 күн бұрын
That's basically what it is
@francoisbassila846418 күн бұрын
Why do they need to protest near each other? And let’s not forget that it’s not only Palestines in the crowds? I would say 80% are American citizens. Blacks,Hispanics,asians,etc… all hate the Jews? Or maybe they only want less killings
@kathleenmchenry58657 күн бұрын
Lost all respect for bill
@kilvapkram430218 күн бұрын
Coming this fall to FOX it's,......Maher Vs. SNL Forced Laughter Response? Ceskoslovenska.
@billyjudah584818 күн бұрын
Pro Palestinian or pro PEACE?
@will88TFs4Life18 күн бұрын
Bill also uses the term Anti Israeli interchangeablly which is bonkers. People can be pro Israel and against the slaughtering of kids, its not mutually exclusive
@QLHOOQ18 күн бұрын
It's as if you put Bill Maher...Anderson Cooper and Jimmy Bore in a blender and press on.......
@jabba82018 күн бұрын
Bill sucks so hard now, this show is largely unwatchable these days
@HughJass-jv2lt11 күн бұрын
Thinking that this Show SUCKS now.... is *ANTISEPTIC* 🤣🤣
@carsondenny198612 күн бұрын
*RT STAFF* Someone please inform Bill about his incessantly loud lip smacking. It’s getting out of control and he sometimes smacks multiple times in a single sentence. Show him or tell him what it sounds like, even if you have to anonymously. I know some people might not mind it, but it’s become ridiculous and is getting worse. And yes, please stop with the woop guy as well. It doesn’t even make sense, AND we can hear it is often the same guy week to week.
@pennyserenade19218 күн бұрын
Keep camping....Call it soon-to-be unemployed city.
@Keyboard-Cowboy18 күн бұрын
Bill "MAGA" Mayer Dude has a face for radio
@jamesdye266617 күн бұрын
Hilarious how right wing his audience is now. Biggest laughs and applause all night were for Kellyanne Conway.
@sonyaweinreis653016 күн бұрын
Ya it was pathetic
@festina_lente765515 күн бұрын
Don't cry sonya😭😭😭
@sonyaweinreis653015 күн бұрын
@@festina_lente7655 my opinion, plus I would never cry over lame 💩
@tsweeney12918 күн бұрын
Say anything to keep the show on the air, wait what side am I on tonight?
@datruthbelow19 күн бұрын
The fact that he’s a vocal liberal but gets treated like conservative for telling the truth lets you know everything about how polarized our country is
@benjohnson170519 күн бұрын
Liberal? Why? Because he smokes weed? ROFL
@chadhaire171119 күн бұрын
@@benjohnson1705 because he is another fool that voted for Sleepy Joe Biden, the worst president in history--- you dunce...that is all it takes
@PCtransplant19 күн бұрын
Fact? Alternative fact. Bill has made himself irrelevant and conflicted.
@chadhaire171119 күн бұрын
@@PCtransplant makes more $ than you punk
@user-yh5mw8yo7n19 күн бұрын
@@PCtransplant Boomers and Gen X vote. So how is he irrelevant. Most of this country is not insane like the far left and far right.
@bdadolph19 күн бұрын
Camp joke a good one
@DAV3RAG315 күн бұрын
How do you guys buy this shit?
@bom302819 күн бұрын
Who could have foreseen the protests in this intensity ten years ago?
@m.a.11819 күн бұрын
Canadians who remember what happened 2 years ago: "lol, first time?"
@dafttool19 күн бұрын
Pfft They’re essentially the Occupy Wall Street protests all over again. Remember. They were a small, disruptive group camping out too, right in the middle of everyone else trying to do something with their lives. Back then it was work & make living. Here, they’re trying to get a college education
@kiki4greece17 күн бұрын
Maher: I cannot wrap my mind around this, Jewish students demonstrating with the Palestinians Me: They are on the right side of history..as the Kent University students against Vietnam in the 70s and the Greek University students against the Junta in 1974. Netanyiahu's slaughter approach isn't the answer.. history has proven that he will go down as a mass murderer. Can't delete that from the history books.
@celestialnubian17 күн бұрын
Bill is really willfully stupid on this issue.
@Yku3016 күн бұрын
This is survivorship bias. You only remember the student protests that were on the right side of history. This one isn’t, as it’s supporting an Islamic terrorist organisation.
@xx_Joker_xx16 күн бұрын
This is nothing like the protests for the Vietnam war. The Vietnam war was a totally different set of circumstances.
@celestialnubian16 күн бұрын
@@xx_Joker_xx A colonial power invading and committing violence on a native population.
@jasonbender245916 күн бұрын
Big fucking deal. No one (who matters) gives a shit
@nazareth218 күн бұрын
Wow it was like watching Jonny Carson doing a monologue. Good job Billy boy. Just joke on the truth it’s always funny and thought provoking.
@starryeyednomad351917 күн бұрын
These jokes aren't even funny; why is everyone laughing?
@JackCalvin300016 күн бұрын
Fake planted audience.
@chadhaire171119 күн бұрын
xx
@tscheuer111in18 күн бұрын
Boo... Woooooo
@jonesjoyce121519 күн бұрын
😆Sensacional!👏👏👏💝💐😉
@Nathan-gd7xq19 күн бұрын
We've reached peak boomer.
@WaIsHere19 күн бұрын
Fr. That tide pod joke is seven years old
@richhenry800419 күн бұрын
Just in time to square off with peak narcissist revolutionary cosplayer.
@HomestarCrawler19 күн бұрын
Right, so the kids who used to eat them are now in college. Story checks out.
@robertbarncord634119 күн бұрын
It's cute when kids get called out for their stupidity and behavior and because they have no real counter all they can say is You're old, aka "boomer".
@morbidmanmusic19 күн бұрын
You friggin cliche. 😂😂😂
@jasonn535216 күн бұрын
Why are you giving a platform to people like Kellyanne? It's not an honest conversation, it's just giving people like her a megaphone. Also please work on your monologue, it's in dire need
@micahd137719 күн бұрын
Not even watching because Real Time staff are so bad at their jobs and have the most MORONIC in person audience on television
@MercedesCruz-qe1nj18 күн бұрын
It's always an interesting experience to watch you ❤❤❤
@bounsongkhamvongsa898019 күн бұрын
Bill for president!
@AshleyBidensBathTime19 күн бұрын
Of the toilet😂
@ktom526219 күн бұрын
Of Uganda, maybe.
@JohnBould18 күн бұрын
Why would they applaud police breaking up the protests....?
@user-yl7zu5dv9h18 күн бұрын
Because they take over building and interfere with classes and research work. Campus is not a park - it is a workplace.
@Dachrizzist17 күн бұрын
Conservatives have gotten very anti-protest and pro-police over the last 10 years or so.