More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans dont do their own work.

[@chupacabra9357]

What a missed opportunity. At the end, they could've switched the first anchorman with an Indian guy just for the joke.

[@mrkoala5127]

Zain Chupacabra hello this is the Onion. Congratulations on your new job. You will be starting tomorrow.

[@minivanmilf4058]

Ya but he’s just talking through one of the speaker phones

[@FirstUsername]

@@mrkoala5127 I'm sure he'll be outsourcing his newfound job by Tuesday.

[@mrkoala5127]

J 😂

[@ankitmahajan4036]

I am from India and the incomes shown are still much higher than what the companies pay here.

[@SJNaka101]

The conference call ended me

[@fds7476]

Wait, are you from Soviet Russia?

[@fds7476]

@Im not racist I swear That's a shame.

[@chameeleon14]

Looks like an unintended double entendre. In Soviet Russia,...

[@zamirprod.9033]

Lol

[@NeLeeSawn]

Me too!!!

[@thegreeneyedpanda7503]

This has actually happened with a programmer making 250k a year giving his work to some Chinese guy for 50k a year

[@ritwikreddy5670]

This happens much more than that comes out. I know some people who live on such work

[@frtard]

I'm not sure whether to laugh, hate myself for not thinking of this earlier or start researching Indian job sites.

[@yagomizuma2275]

all jokes age bad or becomes true

[@ankitmahajan4036]

@@frtard in all seriousness, i am currently looking for a job. So if you have something that i can work on, do let me know and will give you my email.

[@pupstermobster8567]

50k is good even in America.

[@NiravGandhi96]

Non-fake thing is, at 68 cents an hour and a 9 hour-a-day work, you earn about 300 indian rupees -- the actual median working wage even in 2018.

[@Seth9809]

Holy shit.

[@kurousagi8155]

It’s actually about 74 cents per hour assuming 9 hour work days and a 300 day year. Median Indian Income is about $1,977.29 as of March, 2018. In terms of Indian Rupees, that’s 69.33 Rupees per dollar, so that would be 137,085.52 Rupees a year. Edit: an Indian would need to work 323.09 days a year on 68 cents an hour, 9 hours a day to get that money.

[@sethrich5998]

This isn’t even a joke. I worked at a small company as an engineer and the CEO was a patent attorney. We had all the skill sets to write our own patents. We still sent our patent application writing to India and just reviewed it because it was more cost effective. You could have an entire team working on it for a month for same cost as one day of work here.

[@gamepocalypsegaming278]

Oh my god. That’s terrible.

[@interestingvideos6978]

Antenna2heaven its 1.3 billion people here, need this good economy to continue for 30,40 years for poverty to eradicate itself. We are still better off from when we had no privatization at all we had 80% poverty rate that time now it is around less than 20%.

[@thegoat5141]

How is business going for Named Khalili nowadays? He must be getting close to establishing a monopoly on outsourced work. Lucky him

[@nonrumor]

He's making an astonishing 50 cents a day

[@Dogpool]

He changed his strategy to giving away work. He gets 0 money, but makes up for it in volume.

[@bhvillaman4401]

He's now on 2 handfuls of rice a day

[@kirbyj5704]

He could outsource to me

[@mYnAME-ww9iv]

Not too bad actually! He is growing poppies for the Talibs now, he even got to keep 60% of his sales!

[@traingp7]

I'm paying a nickel a day to a starving Chinese man to write my you tube comments for me.

[@shawnfox1100]

我喜欢为你工作！

[@Jefff72]

我付你6美分

[@EmpireTVDragon]

@Tazmore besides, KZbin is banned in China

[@josephstalin6549]

It’s actually 50 cents

[@rhysstanley7387]

@Tazmore yeh man its nt that funny.

[@noahreese9469]

It’s sad that the onion can no longer be successful due to current news already being a joke

[@simeonb3726]

I heard all the workers at the Onion were outsourced to CNN, MSNBC, Fox and other MSM companies. It doesn't look like they changed their job descriptions either...

[@Camcolito]

@@simeonb3726 They were both funnier and more accurate at the Onion.

[@noahreese9469]

Simeon B interesting concept...

[@christianmoore7109]

Noah Reese yeah a Verizon executive actually did this a while back and outsourced their own job.

[@mista_fur3346]

Checkmate huh?

[@diego17k]

The poorest man will be doing 83% of the world's work lmfaoo

[@goyonman9655]

killed me

[@aymanelkadouri8235]

Hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah

[@phaggott]

💀💀💀

[@andreasgrimsland4519]

This predicted my future

[@OrionTails]

It's 2020, let's wait for that to happen.

[@prashantsolanki007]

I used to solve homework & assignments of Students in USA for $1 to $2. On a good day I would make easy $15 to $20 and that was more than what my father would make everyday.

[@nicoles_handle]

damn sign me up

[@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200]

How tf do u do 20 assignments in 1 day

[@EojinsReviews]

@@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 Different age levels + solver being knowlegable in math = more than enough skill to do 20 assignments per day. And they said "on a good day".

[@HokageG]

@@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 because he's a cheat accepting money to help other people commit fraud. who cares about ethics?

[@olly_1558]

Nice grind kid

[@mosesracal6758]

As a Filipino, Im proud of my fellow countrymen doing the work for the Dept. of Labor. Soon we'll be outsourcing our jobs to places such as Micronesia

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

What? Not being the middle or high school teachers in American schools?

[@gayjoebiden]

why would they use inferior fillpinos when they can get indians and chinese?

[@swipergangjohnwicks]

Or the nurses in American hospitals???

[@ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available]

Micronesia 😂😂😂 Good one, sir! Even sounds like a real country run by Bill Gates

[@8ahau279]

​@@ThisHandleWasTheOnly1AvailableIt is a real country

[@DrDomich]

"meth epidemic is hitting worthless American hardest" 😂😂😂

[@acepilotson3331]

The best line in the whole thing.

[@canadude2010]

@@acepilotson3331 this was the saddest and harshest line of all...

[@acepilotson3331]

cana dude hilarious and clever as a satirical news story. Sad reality. True in either respect.

[@5gonza541]

cana dude A REEEAAALY heavy blow

[@SovietRussia777]

poor iowa

[@nou4605]

I mean, it's basically how the whole IT Services industry functions. The offshore team makes peanuts while the PowerPoint savvy CEO pockets the dollars.

[@cs-mi8ur]

IT services work is like being a technical Clark,one guy in team with good knowledge while some others having avg tech skills working with help from him.

[@imt3206]

Fortunately it is so!

[@hoagielamp6543]

@@imt3206 Why? I'd much rather the capital goes to those who create it rather than the dickhead that dresses it up.

[@imt3206]

@@hoagielamp6543 Because it is so, I mean, it doesn't get any simpler.

[@gailschnitzer5089]

the PowerPoint savvy CEO should also be outsourced as well!

[@superastral1]

I believe the onion has stoped doing this kind of satire because they have predicted everything that is happening and it would be imposible to top the absurdity of the present events, the real news have become the onion, if the onion decided to make parodies of the news again it would be like making parodies of themselves. The snake has bitten her tail

[@-jore7581]

@Lord Admiral Spire nobody has ever wanted that

[@richardordonez8331]

Google executive is Indian.is he outsourced? 😆

[@kakakkkakakk6245]

I wish they'd still do these kind of videos. They're just too good.🙄

[@yeet9csgo798]

@@-jore7581 It's based off reality though - A feminist created a chair designed to force men's legs closed lmao

[@-jore7581]

@@yeet9csgo798 yeah one person do you honestly think that's realistic? Your average feminist just wants equality and less rape, which we are pretty close to having

[@Tuckertuckerd]

1,380 dollars is about 80,000 rupees that is actually more than what my father makes monthly.

[@onlylonly888]

It's actually yearly salary

[@jarjarklinks]

@@onlylonly888 It's still more than what a fresher would earn.

[@varunpathak2678]

Funny thing is this actually happened, one guy got caught after company found suspicious activity on their VPN, and found that work was being uploaded from China!!

[@ritwikreddy5670]

This happens a lot. I know some people who do such works. There are even companies dedicated to do outsourced work of American employees.

[@khalilmohammadmirza4070]

This happens a lot, I happen to create a company around it.

[@georgecabrera9039]

@@khalilmohammadmirza4070 I don't know why you would be proud of stealing Americans jobs, these aren't back breaking jobs no one wants, but jobs that would sustain a family and now corporations pay peanuts for the same work.

[@khalilmohammadmirza4070]

@@georgecabrera9039 All my outsourced jobs have an hourly rate of 50$ per hour at least. These jobs cost a lot more to do in America but outside America you only need to provide a good hourly rate if you want good talents. That's what I provide.

[@khalilmohammadmirza4070]

@@georgecabrera9039 Also, I did not steal any jobs. Americans are willingly offering these jobs, mainly because it's a lot cheaper to do it outside America. I did not get these jobs on gun point or anything.

[@JonatasAdoM]

"Lightning storm kills one, reanimates 2"

[@RazorM97]

philosophical joke

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

the lord taketh and he giveth away

[@hazukichanx408]

Sadly, one of those reanimated was, once again, Jason Voorhees.

[@_thechosen]

I have outsourced my life. I no longer have to live in this cruel and hopeless world because my outsourcee now lives it for me. Lifetime upfront payment was sure worth it!

[@bonson9156]

your husband?

[@alphasierra.]

How and how much? Asking for a friend, of course

[@legendgames128]

How is that new soul in your old body doing?

[@23026614]

Ok Jamie Oliver From Texas assigned me to respond this video. He says Quote" hahah thats funny shit! "unquote.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Troll Johnson has outsourced me to reply to Mr. Oliver: "No shit Sherlock."

[@alexthebudgie9071]

‘Jamie Oliver is a famous chef in England. Was it that Jamie? ‘-stevie Larkin’s asked me to say this. I, being paid 1 kit kat for this comment.

[@Ometecuhtli]

Linus Torvalds told me to, you know what, I quit, in fact "Come get me you nitwits, I'm Linus and.,ghey get awayfrom kme.cxz

[@Monkeyonasuit]

I get that the wages they mention are supposed to sound low but I'm a college student from the Philippines and that still sounds like a lot of money for me

[@Seth9809]

67 cents sounds like a lot to you?

[@gladehartdreamer5620]

thats exactly why this stuff happens in the first place

[@walesdoesntsuck6635]

@@Seth9809 No, a handful of rice

[@Balsiefen]

Superb. Unrelatedly, I might have an interesting business opportunity for you...

[@ankitmahajan4036]

Bro i am India and i can tell you, the wages here are even lower today!

[@Samurai-sg4yd]

I am america home country worker man, Me speak america and did not having outsource this comment. -USA boy

[@camper1749]

Are you John Michael Smith?

[@nekko4565]

Lmaooo so funny 😂

[@hazukichanx408]

The very relatable feels, my homie. Much being in the a mood.

[@Cernunnnos]

"I'm just trying to get to a point, where I can lay in one place and not have to do anything ever." Aren't we all bro, aren't we all.

[@ryannarby4519]

So many people may as well be living out this goal.

[@Cernunnnos]

@@ryannarby4519 jesus christ you pulled this one up from the depths.

[@ryannarby4519]

@@Cernunnnos This was the best show ever. I'll be watching these 2-minute videos on a repeating cycle until I'm dead.

[@ryannarby4519]

And I’m back again. Jfc

[@PM_ME_MESSIAEN_PICS]

What a fucking mood

[@leonardford4139]

this was played at the end of my lecture on outsourcing lol good vid holds up well

[@AndrewGunner]

nice

[@mujahidshaikh5034]

Being software engineer in india I can confirm this is what's really happening. Onion was way ahead.

[@1marcelfilms]

sir

[@herp_derpingson]

@@1marcelfilms ser

[@booskie4316]

I work as a massage therapist and I just let the homeless guy from outside take over once the client is face down.

[@scottmatheson3346]

but what about when it's time for the happy ending?

[@globurim]

​@@scottmatheson3346blindfold

[@okrajoe]

I outsourced writing this youtube comment.

[@cherylwittmann1160]

I outsourced replying to your youtube comment

[@user-ee5he9oz3k]

I was the one who wrote his comment.

[@grantrichardet6250]

okrajoe I outsourced parenting my kids

[@commodoresixfour7478]

Hi AHMED KHALILI!

[@NESherv]

Your comment may have been satire, buy you can actually do this now. Pay someone in India $5 on Fiverr and they'll manage a KZbin account for you.

[@wellofbeersheba]

That video he is watching at 0:40 is still on KZbin. He has it at 5 views, it now has 1,838 views.

[@rancher12121]

the only video the yt user has up

[@37Jhian]

This is actually happening in the company i work in, apparently we are an accounting firm and pretty much most of our clients are oversees since they pay a lot more than the actual locals. They pretty much give us ludicrous amount of accounting work that would take hours and sometimes even nightshifts to process but thankfully we managed to automate the whole thing reducing the workload in less than half an hour while still being paid a few months worth of salary, based on my country's standard, per clients.

[@jaycol21]

I remember automating my own job years ago and getting fired for it. I’d actually taken on way work than they’d originally hired me for. But, it didn’t “look” like I was working. They ended up hiring 3 people to do my job and one of them quit in like 2 months because his portion of my job was “too much work”.

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@jaycol21 that's such a stupid reason to fire you for. why should a company care about image if they still have the same if not greater output? smh

[@isaac5538]

Now in 2020 we can confirm that Ahmed Khalili is already doing 64% off the globes work... the trend is still going

[@Bezos404]

It's supposed to be a joke, but things like these actually happen.

[@cattysplat]

Welcome to globalisation.

[@TommyAngelo1337]

That's how satire works.

[@justinnamuco9096]

It boosts both economies, though unequally.

[@mehboobkm2018]

Just the very thing happening in my firm now which handles outsourced jobs from US.

[@Jake_Ro_X]

This is not satire, this is reality! As a Filipino this is very accurate, also that Avaya and Cisco teleconference meeting is funny AF. 🤣

[@bentpen2805]

It’s also just fundamental to capitalism-whether you outsource to another country or your own

[@Greyalien587]

Damn don’t hit me with the avaya and Cisco!!

[@modove2842]

This is actually a pretty succinct way to explain the inequity between the class of ppl earning money for doing nothing, and the ppl they pay to do all the real work

[@marcushendriksen8415]

I'm not going to lie, when he concluded that the world's poorest man, Ahmed Khalili of Afghanistan, would be doing 80% of the world's work, I laughed like crazy

[@HWDragonborn]

Now that Taliban has taken over the country, I wonder if he was able to properly do my work and finish it on time.

[@roecocoa]

Thank you for this excellent two-minute summary of "The 4-Hour Work Week."

[@cat-.-]

I outsourced my University classes to India and the guy did very well on all assignments I graduated with 3.85 He is now send out resumes in my name. Soon I will have my first paycheck and ofcourse I won’t forget to pay him a handsome $12.5 per week

[@herp_derpingson]

Are you an accountant?

[@umutalp1517]

Watching pet videos whilst talking about unleashing full potential is just perfect. Every single moment of these news is piece of art.

[@danieldorn2927]

I come from the future You news station "The Onion" greatly helps us understand our history Best regards; Man from the future

[@supernayandragon2496]

Daniel Dorn this must be weird for all the people reading this comment when the video first came out!

[@fallen546]

This is a joke, but actually possible, and some people do actually do it. haha

[@GrammeStudio]

of all the onion-y sketches, this one is probably the most realistic

[@0Clewi0]

Yeah, but wouldn't the US be in a better shape if the workers mostly outsourced their jobs instead of the corporation?

[@starrodkirby]

@@0Clewi0 the companies would rather lay off the middleman

[@dr.lyleevans6915]

0Clewi0 yep, the economy would remain mostly intact

[@BayStatePrepper]

This video proves a lot of workers read Tim Ferriss' 4Hour Work_Week

[@sims.3852]

I laughed so hard at this

[@whocares397]

not sure if i want to laugh or cry about my country being so dam lazy

[@galaxy9radio664]

Did you outsource the laughter

[@Merlin_YouTube]

I paid someone a handful of rice to laugh at this for me

[@loneranger7271]

@@whocares397 they worked hard before to not do now

[@joshthegringo]

It's the arguing over conference calls that gets me every time 😂

[@herp_derpingson]

Now that all tech CEOs are Indian, just replace that with Zoom calls and it is actually happening.

[@gameboygamer6498]

The old guy building model airplanes at his desk is so wholesome.

[@Flyborg]

My first thought was that this is actually a clever idea that might actually work for some jobs. The next thought is that this is actually a pretty good description of the problem with globalization, IE the ability to import "virtual" slaves while remaining in a "free" country with "ethics".

[@owski9]

Dang 14 years

[@kaosstar]

People actually do this! I used to read the blog of this computer programmer. He got 2 full time jobs and convinced both of his bosses to let him work from home. He outsourced all his work from Indiana, and just checked it over before turning it in. It's a little more expensive than they make it seem in the video, but still well worth it.

[@heisenberg8083]

So a company in the US has outsourced their jobs to us in Jamaica paying us under 3 usd an hour. I have outsourced all my work to Pradeep in India and I pay him 1 cent per day. I know I am paying too much, but he deserves it, he works really well.

[@hattrickster33]

The scary thing is that some of these "satire" videos are actually coming true.

[@theyoshi202]

@Paul r Why is it illegal?

[@TommyAngelo1337]

That's how satire works. It's not satire if you just make shit up.

[@blemmyes]

It's already been true for thousands of years, ever since someone had the brilliant idea of making others do their work for them and keeping the profits.

[@yagomizuma2275]

@KeanuBodypillo g also, what i9s the point in hiring the middle man

[@Chironex_Fleckeri]

@@theyoshi202 While it may not be criminal in most cases, when you work at most jobs you have what's called "at-will employment". It means that you and the company entered a contract that the company can terminate at any point for any (legal) reason. When you buy something at a store, that is a form of contract. The Facebook TOS reads like a contract as well. A contract includes: an offer, consideration, and acceptance. Consideration is the tricky one. It is something of value that each side expects to give up as their end of the contract. So, a company that hires you can reasonably expect that you will not share proprietary information, such as trade secrets, interal processes, and internal financial information. When you subcontract your own job, you are breaching this part of the contract. Not only can you be fired, it may bring litigation on your ass- especially if your work involves handling a client's sensitive information. Secretly subcontracting your own duties can also be fraudulent (criminal) for a number of reasons, especially the tax implications (including for your personal taxes, the organizations FICA tax liability, Obamacare, etc.) It's obviously a bad idea, but it can be reeeeally bad. Basically, you can be fired on the spot, potentially sued, and possibly even be prosecuted for fraud depending on what you did. There is civil law and criminal law. Breach of contract is civil. Fraud is criminal.

[@ReaperKezia]

"The meth epidemic is hitting worthless Americans the hardest" I'm dying 😂🤣

[@goyonman9655]

boi

[@Christobanistan]

I'm dead serious. I've been doing this for 2 years. My office doesn't know, and I essentially give about a quarter of my tasks to a girl in Kazakhstan.

[@addchannelname2052]

What is her name?

[@WJen8]

Years ago I laughed this off as a joke, but it wasn't until I became an operations manager that I realized it's not that unrealistic. I found a firm in India that was willing to do my systems maintenance and accounting work because the average income for their division is a fraction of my team's salary. To ensure the work is not just half-assed junk, I found an actuarial and auditing firm in China that would double-check their processes and numbers and reformat it for marketing, again because they were getting paid a fraction of what my team makes. I ended up doing about 3-4 hours of work every week to triple check their final submission and integrate it into my systems and was paid (and raised) at a normal growth rate. I have since started my own company that basically partners with overseas businesses looking for work at higher pay and market them to clients in this country looking to outsource. The system does the work for me once the algorithm and backup liaisons match companies together. I essentially make 6-7 figures (depending on total partnerships and clients) doing practically nothing. Strayed a bit from the concept of this video but still lol

[@oarandom3472]

"(my time)" -So underrated, he doesn't even bother to figure out his own time zone

[@marehemudanielarapmoi6424]

Fun fact - You can outsource somebody to do all your undergraduate, masters and even PhD studies. You can hire actual PhD holders in Kenya and some other countries. (Fluent English speakers) They will do everything including research papers and very customized assignments. They do all your studies. You have fun and do your job. You graduate with a reasonable grade (dont be greedy) It will cost you a few thousand USD a year. Quite cheap. Their services are very popular in UK, US and AUS clients range from lazy or busy locals to foreign students who struggle with some programs or with time.

[@JosifovGjorgi]

You are right, however AI took over their jobs kzbin.info/www/bejne/mX_Md2qoaLGlm8k

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

How are you guys so insanely hillarious and how tf did i just learn of you this christmas. This is literally comedy gold LMAO.

[@abcoincalsz]

It's scary how incredibly accurate this is. Accounting is facing serious crisis with outsourcing work to India

[@towerofcastle]

Watching after the release of GPT-4o. The most accurate social commentary about 2024 comes from decades old Onion videos.

[@RikerLovesWorf]

"OKAY OKAY, WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM HERE” is hilarious

[@jakethomas7577]

"according to the filipino team that completed the Department of Labor's report"

[@davidr9876]

I'm CFO in a mid-sized company and I've never had an accounting class and I can barely do math. But I know how to email and text so outsourcing is easy for me. Also, I won't hire employees who are not willing to outsource. American kids are too temperamental and entitled. You can't rely on them so when they quit and you have to replace them, just make sure the new hire outsources to the same person and wa-la, you have continuity.

[@williammielenz3752]

Your next. I'm a stock holder.

[@RealTkco]

@@williammielenz3752 lol

[@Dadusak]

one of the best videos on youtube. period.

[@tybaltyrant1]

that teleconference made me laugh so damn hard XD it sounded like my standard work teleconference

[@mika2666]

1:57 totally me

[@tff2973]

“Lighting storm kills one, reanimates two” Should we hate it or thank it?

[@dickbrocke]

A fantastic initiative, without a doubt. This exchange program has worked out to be so successful for a number of decades in relation to both American presidents and vice-presidents as well.

[@ITS187MOB]

I just got done hitting up Ahmed Khalili to finish up my Essay for math, If he fuck around I'm going have to cut his holiday bonus.

[@SolidSnake59]

This really happened. One programmer was paying 20% of his wages to someone in India or China to do his work.

[@RodovalPTY]

How i missed this video for 10 years. this channel is epic

[@CharlieTheNerd91]

They predicted the Gig economy quite well :D

[@TomJerry12933]

I saw that joke coming about the multioutsourced jobs....but it still got me lol

[@HankTheTank23]

My professor played this video during a lecture about offshoring. Awesome.

[@mybachhertzbaud3074]

Thank you so much for this. I have been able to hire huge teams of people that will push these videos to me and make silly comments about them. I am still looking for a few good workers that will laugh at these for me. Keep up the good job!😜😜

[@GospelBearer]

“Am I a joke to you” -Fiverr

[@Colon-D...]

Hoooly quacamole!!!! this is so A! Aged well!

[@godssoldiers1111]

Lmfao

[@EpicFallOut]

I actually do this in my day-to-day job lol a lot of the tasks that I do at the lower level are encouraged to be deligated/outsourced to our "offshore" team, who often does a better job than I ever could

[@HowToChangeName]

At this point Ahmed will lead the world as every president, PM and dictator also outsourced their responsibility

[@Luxcy]

I wonder how my local NY cashiers are doing...

[@Scipionyxsam]

This actually happened in Germany, no joke.

[@vio1583]

wo?

[@Scipionyxsam]

@@vio1583 Forgot. It was in the news about 10 years ago. Some guy paid people in a 2nd world country quite a while to do his menial office work until he finally got caught.

[@stuflames4769]

The conference call was killer. This story is great, because it makes too much sense.

[@broadwaybaby348]

This is so true in 2024 that it's no longer satire.

[@LibertarianUSA1982]

I once watched a video of this American working in an office, he was secretly out sourcing his tasks to a guy in China. He would pay the Chinese guy with his only money. He was eventually caught and fired but he got paid for years doing this. I wish I could find the article.

[@metal665lica]

As a Filipino who makes $250 a month, that last jab was painfully on point.

[@vsssa1845]

No Joke, this is whats happening right now in lot of WFH jobs, especially in software, people are doing multiple wfh jobs and outsourcing all except the one they do.

[@Jefff72]

Thanks to the Onion for giving me this idea, I can watch this at work. Thanks Reyansh. Oh I need that TPS report by 3 today and don't forget to put a cover letter on it!

[@Hyreia]

Ahmed Khalili! My hero! I was in stitches after that.

[@nullvoid3990]

2025 in a nutshell with that single man outsourcing all the work to AI which itself outsources the work to agis

[@philswaim392]

I mean.... this is real news

[@some_guy2911]

It’s 2024, and Khalil is now an oligarch in Afghanistan

[@marcomill4824]

According to the original Adam Smith embodied work theory of value in commodities and services, this is not a joke

[@chadlancer6107]

As a professional dog Walker I outsource all of my work too, I just attach the leads to a drone and my intern in China fills in the rest for me

[@trekkienzl2862]

I know it's satire but when I was doing my masters degree in the 🇺🇸 States, I actually did outsource some of my research work to some girl in 🇰🇭 Cambodia for a price of $3.50 per page. It actually helped pay for her own studies as she had other clients from the 🇺🇸 U.S, 🇦🇺 Australia and 🇨🇳 China, and was in university herself.

[@sanserof7]

So you couldn't pay her a little more than 3.50 a page? Thats just unethical, you could have easily given more.

[@emeraldfinder5]

@@sanserof7how much spare money do you think a university student has?

[@peevi]

The only news outlet whose stories are never dated!

[@uberlywang9701]

Oh shoot Ahmed Khalili is nearly close to 83% of the whole worlds global work

[@kiplimocollins]

Haha what the heck! This is reality now, some guy mentioned how he outsources all his work on fiverr and keeps getting raises from his job.

[@IgniteIntellect]

I'm paying a dime per day to a guy in Bolivia to watch and laugh at these videos for me

[@yyhewzies1415]

Love this. PLZ DO More

[@MsClaudiaDuran]

This is basically Tim Ferris's 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.

[@dangerousraptor5439]

OMG this is sooo smart! :D

[@GrammeStudio]

would've been smarter and funnier if it was outsourcees reporting this

[@captainkegelt]

I love this video! Since I outsourced my own job, I now have more time to watch videos from the Onion.

[@jellovendigar]

“I’m trying to get to a point, where I can just lay in one place and don’t have to do anything ever” Basically my goal for early retirement

[@catsozen]

That conference call LOL! I'm dead.

[@StephJ0seph]

1:57 _"I'm trying to get to a point where I can just lay in one place and not have to do anything ever"_ *so he basically wants to die?*

[@breakingbacon658]

I mean... if you can still watch sports

[@frtard]

Eh, dying is too much work

[@oldaccount6152]

This isn't even a joke, this is actually true

[@LeonardEisen]

This is literally a real thing now. I know several high-paid finance employees who outsource large portions of their quantitative work.

[@fideletinosa3716]

I love this channel