Story Time - My WORST CYCLES EVER

[@MILE011]

My worst cycle: 3g creatine monohydrate daily This was wayyyy too much, I went back something lighter 1000mg test e 1000mg trenbolone 5000mg halo 1000mg dianabol

[@MILE011]

@Derek Gravelle holy shit man, 3g is already a wayyyy to extreme dose, how are you alive?

[@Bane5393]

@Derek Gravelle Are you trolling on telling the truth about this?

[@MILE011]

@@Bane5393 100% real man

[@salihghost7444]

You need breast milk

[@2lowkey100]

Derek Gravelle how tf did you manage to get run over 8 times? Do you just not look when crossing the road lol?

[@suplexnutrition6671]

Wow, i'm disappointed that you did cycles. Thought you're natty like my favorite bodybuilder Mike O Hearn

[@oskarklingest5682]

Haha, good one. Is it new, did you come up with that yourself?

[@garethllewellyn215]

I love that Mike o hearn naturally produces tren in his ovaries...lucky guy

[@Daltonmaning]

study hard

[@GG-kn2se]

You know Matt just does it to troll, right?

[@JoeyKO757]

OH THA DISAPPOINTMENT, lol

[@C-qc657]

One day I want to be a good cyclist like Lance Armstrong

[@MrDeanmfitz]

If you train as hard as he does you will

[@crispy9377]

Ooo, good one! To soon lol

[@C-qc657]

@@MrDeanmfitz yes, I will follow his protocol

[@reginaldtshepo7846]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lylerichardson54]

I feel like this is going to be a very unappreciated... Unless you didn't mean for this to have a double meaning ... Then fuck me I guess 🤣

[@ma61king]

Starting to think my ex wife was on tren now

[@Y333HJMS]

Most underrated comment

[@mgstar7542]

Im dying😂😂

[@cato8767]

Pffffffffff my ex girl was on tren 100%

[@cato8767]

@@Y333HJMS ever

[@lalosalamanca6806]

@@captainscentsible1811 b D

[@Trick_or_tren]

I did tren ( 300 week) and test ( 350 week ) when I was 20 years old for 12 weeks. I listened to the forum bros to get those numbers and pinned the tren in the lats and the test in the ass . By week 6, I couldn’t handle my girlfriend had a younger brother because I was convinced he invited his friends over to just look at his sister.

[@kellumb9675]

Bro I’m sorry but that is fucking hilarious and I feel it 😂

[@LiberalsReadmyBio]

That last sentence is really dumb

[@mitski55]

Lmao

[@Zion7HS]

That's how you know the tren is real, it ain't real if you don't think your GF, mom and pet dogs are secretly conspiring to kill you and bury the body

[@brianfitch5469]

@@LiberalsReadmyBio Tren can really mess with you mentally. I'm normally a calm person, but it had me wanting someone to look at me or just say something so I could break their jaws. Complete 180 in personality.

[@jessecastillo3779]

Stop hiding those delts. Let those bad boys breathe a little.

[@lucas9751]

We arent worthy today

[@johncole4882]

Yea don't be stingy

[@Dr.Failtastic]

"hiding"?

[@JesseArechiga]

They’re cold

[@dokidokitoki7429]

was that sexual Harassment? *Screams in Zarna Joshi*

[@richman360]

"Walking nosebleed with ED" goddamn man. I would never do roids but I have a lowkey respect for fellas willing to use themselves as a human chemistry set to figure out what works.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Derek is both a genius and a fucking maniac

[@Scheboygan8767]

Why would you respect them? If you take somebody natural give them the same workout as somebody who’s not. Who’s gonna get bigger?? Same workout, but ones cheating. Being natty ain’t for everyone tho I get it it’s hard

[@chickenpotpie4045]

@@Scheboygan8767 I'm natty, but the false superiority of other natty's almost makes me want to do a hardcore tren cycle. Stop worrying about what other people are doing, just mind your business, and lift the heavy thing, because the truth is, what exactly are they cheating at? If they're in a competition, that's a different story, but the majority of people on gear aren't competing in anything other than a pseudo beauty pageant with their bros. Also, just pin the juice bro, you already have the roid rage, might as well have a reason for it.

[@em0cor31]

@@Scheboygan8767 Lol what? Natty here, but its complete bullshit to say imply that juicers dont work as hard for their gains. Its not like u can just pin tren to ur johnson tip and grow 15lbs of lean muscle in a week, lmao.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

That's just called an invincibility complex, and pretty much every young person on the planet has one until they have an experience that shocks them out of it and makes them realize their mortality. That's why teens are so impulsive and take more risks

[@pougemahon1]

You should make a video explaining ideal cycles for different circumstances. From Something like a top tier open bodybuilder cycle (who doesn't care about hair etc ) for maximum muscle growth, to a beginner cycle for someone who cares about health and hair but wants to maximise gains while keeping the negatives to a minimum

[@Ravishrex1]

Yes .

[@asthecrowflies1201]

Double yes.

[@lucasdeane2077]

Agreed

[@wyattwalker6787]

100%

[@jkc4843]

Hell yes

[@sickmak90]

Man the first time I ever injected something I injected “British dragon pharma” EQ (IIRC) in my right quad. It felt like my quad was ripping apart for over a week. Lucky for me I also worked as a technician at a garage so I only had to bend down 600 times a day.

[@joelcarper4082]

Oh no Lol

[@Owen-C1997]

Lucky dog

[@JonclashHq]

,,British *dragon* pharma''? Dude what is that?

[@roshannaidoo3792]

@@JonclashHq it’s a brand of steroids. I’ve seen it here in South Africa years ago.

[@NotAdamSnider]

Bro dragon pharma suuuucks

[@mikeymo9363]

In my early 20s I'd been training for about 3 years at this point and hit at Plato, so like 90% of us my eyes started to wander towards gear. I talked to the biggest guy in the gym and got pally with him for information about what to use. He also was the guy who everyone bought gear from. He started me off on 600mg of Cambridge test 400, 500mg nap 50s and 500mg of dbol weekly. Everything was going great for the first cycle. I gained around 20 pounds in weight (water weight and fat) but I was young and stupid and thought I looked massive so I was happy. On my 3rd cycle I started to notice I was having chronic cheat pain and lower back pain. I was also constantly hungry to the point where I'd be shaking and uncontrollably raiding the cupboards for anything and everything. My poor Mrs's bits looked like the Japanese flag and I was constantly lashing out over the smallest thing. I ripped a door from the hinges because I couldn't find some batteries one night 😐 Anyway it got to the point where I was talked out of using the gear and I eventually went to hospital about my symptoms and it turned out my kidneys were scarred and my heart had formed these little fatty lumps called lipomas. The drs told me this was down to the excessive steroid abuse and there was nothing they could do but manage my symptoms. Moral of the story, don't listen to gym bros guys. Do your research and gain some medical knowledge about what these things can do for you. I haven't cycled for 10 years and I still get chronic chest pain and my back is in bits all the time. Look after yourselves 👍

[@scottn1019]

Jason Plato ? Or the philosophy legend Plato 😂 only joking

[@BBeowulf]

@@scottn1019😂😂 I was laughing at the same thing. You mean plateau bro.

[@buythedip5354]

>finishes watching "your worst cycles" >"MY WORST CYCLES EVER" uploaded 5mins ago >*grabs sink* "Here we go"

[@rahiemstewart8109]

Kek

[@Corrinth]

Holy fuck I burst out laughing at this comment

[@molaughsproductions7021]

This better get 1000 likes 😂 😂 😂

[@Aldonlifts]

I love this

[@JohnSmith-eo2yx]

This is a tren cough meme right

[@anshivsingh8466]

Do “your best cycle” next.

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

This would actually be dope

[@blessedhistory]

Would be very appreciated indeed.

[@wolfiedavidson9434]

It's a Public need.

[@anshivsingh8466]

C’mon Derek

[@vvthetalentlessduo6976]

Ok

[@flintsrevenge]

When are we getting a sick line of MPMD merch. Waiting for that supraphysiological T-Shirt

[@s1mo-RBC]

I don’t typically fuck with cringe YT merch, but I would 100% buy this.

[@TheTitansFather]

It need to emphasize the supra like SUPRAphysiological

[@Zainab-bg7yu]

@@s1mo-RBC same, I need this in my life

[@beauchamphuberville1355]

Should check out a channel called AVE in how to do this stuff right. Fucking hilarious

[@PolakMadaFaka]

Make this happen pls. Never bought anyting merch related. But 10/10 would do, in this case.

[@obilifts3319]

My worst cycle has to be 500mg of missing the homies

[@vishalraoyt]

I feel ya

[@apexnate8460]

:*(

[@pogo8050]

😔🙏

[@divyanshsingh9102]

I got you

[@MDE_never_dies]

Missing the homies Enanthate

[@jameswestconsultant]

This has to be one of the funniest vids ever from this channel 😂

[@Arqumilahi]

*Gets popcorn and trenbologna sammich*

[@lukatabak2800]

I'm latterly eating popcorns and watch

[@sakikogookheng]

@@lukatabak2800 I was vertically eating popcorn earlier

[@bodybyg]

Hey bro I got a pretty crazy cycle story. Funny af if you read it out. Got email?

[@Ahmed-un4up]

@@bodybyg put it in his Reddit

[@ryanshaffaf6941]

Just make sure it’s not smart pop or else you’ll have night terrors of a 5’6 demon kinesiologist screaming at u

[@bartimeaus5033]

Dude this is so insightful. Props to the Derek for sharing this shit. I miss the delts...

[@Yungturntb0y]

Kokomo

[@wolfiesjustfine6499]

Agreed. Props to Derek. Test Prop.

[@fumbducks]

Man I'm so glad I waited long enough to start for there to be all this information readily available. Appreciate the work you do bro.

[@riversavage5608]

You are right about that “500 mg test” recommendation for cycles on the bodybuilding boards. I am glad I was in Montana, didn’t know anyone, didn’t have access to anything, and just lifted hard.

[@scottnewall7354]

“You can’t sauce yourself into an oblivion” - Derek, 2020

[@grizzlymanverneteil4443]

But yu kan tho

[@jacobgabaldon575]

Am I the only one here that has never used gear but feel like you know a lot about how they work from Derick?

[@dereknolan6889]

Yes

[@dfworld731]

100% 🤣😂

[@MrBooshScadoosh]

I dont use gear id fuck something up if i tried lol...im happy how i look just from lifting at the gym

[@MrBooshScadoosh]

@@yourmother3207 ye i just prefer how i look with alittle fat on me and bulked up, i dont like the ripped and huge look. But im not a bodybuilder

[@aquie4d999]

I've never used too but am learning from Derek. Great information for beginners at least

[@zebrom7994]

My worst one was when I didn’t study enough for a calc exam and got a fucking 28 update 7 months later, August 4th 2021 for anyone revisiting dereks cycle story vids i fuckin murdered calc 1, calc 2, and calc 3. I'm hella proud of myself. I failed calc twice in a row prior to this but i finally fixed my shit and now I'm done with calc. for anyone out there struggling, you can do it if i can.

[@Daltonmaning]

same

[@thecampverdekid806]

Calc 2, the infinite series and power series exam, got a 32

[@endritiger]

@Fujita Saffir If that's calc 1, don't even bother with calc 2. calc 2 makes calc 1 look like remedial math

[@dooby1445]

yea I had 59% in the class and final exam bumped my grade up to a 76%. Fuck calc 2

[@franka5928]

@@endritiger 😂

[@Molineitor_]

Here for my daily supraphysiological dose of algorithm enanthate

[@PHXJAKE]

super-physiological

[@josh7274]

@@PHXJAKE en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/supraphysiological

[@laimonaslb]

Super-physiological[2]

[@PHXJAKE]

@@josh7274 youre just wrong

[@josh7274]

@@PHXJAKE both terms still mean the same🤷

[@eddysanremo2461]

Thanks for sharing these experiences. Definitely helping me to not make the dive into the world of PEDs. I 've being watching a lot of your videos lately and really appreciate the quality information you provide.

[@mrbrightside3826]

Dont do it. Unless your 50 and up

[@Bradikan]

My highest BP ever was 147/78 so far but my resting heart rate was at 96 and that got me really fucking worried

[@Nickgyw6]

My highest blood pressure was 200/120 (yes serious). My doctor wanted to send me to the ER and I had to come clean I was using steroids. They gave me clonodine which is one of the most powerful blood pressure medications

[@xThexMasterxProx]

@@malcolmdcwwed for a fit young person the heart rate should be around 60 when resting. You have a problem

[@joelchong5060]

@@malcolmdcwwed a sub 76 resting hr is healthy anything above that is a concern. Look up resting hr charts you’re in the danger zone as far as resting hr is concerned

[@Bradikan]

@@Nickgyw6 200 over 110 jesus your kidneys must have been crying

[@Bradikan]

@@malcolmdcwwed that is a concern my resting heart rate is normally anywhere from 62 to 71 off gear and 90's is no bueno

[@justhair17]

I did not have any bad cycles. In fact, I had one very good cycle when I took 1 g of Chicken breast as the base combined with 300 mg of rice and broccoli. The gains for insane and no side effects either.

[@swagg7109]

Man, this joke is so overdone but it makes me laugh every fucking time.

[@justhair17]

@@swagg7109 true

[@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn]

The secret is fentanyl.

[@BrisaRuiva]

My cycles are only tofu and lentils 😅

[@marcusjohansson8902]

Bro dereks laugh is so genuine 😂😂 always when he laughs I laugh with him 😂😂💪🏼

[@RR-et6zp]

lmao

[@jimmylight4866]

I read that Bo Derek.

[@peasantlaborer6084]

Thanks for the stories of your real life experience Derek, maybe it will help the younger ones make better decisions if they intend to do professional body building in their life. This was interesting video, thumbs up, thanks for the candid honesty too.

[@Dannydawson537]

Derrick I remember when you got to 500 subs I’ve been here since the beginning and I said then you was gonna be a smash I’m your biggest fan from the uk 🇬🇧 and the reason you’ll always be respected is you have never forgotten where you came from unlike so many others that come and go

[@boldandthebeautifulgimbal2881]

Appreciate your willingness to opening discuss your personal experience. There’s a few times I’ve had severe anger while being on unnecessary dosages of various compounds, tren being one of such. I had an intuition at times the compounds could be causing my anger but it’s not until this year, after being off for 7 months that I’ve really notice how drastically different I feel. Once I can start training again I’ll be looking very seriously into choosing compounds with the best tissue selectivity as well as the lowest effective dosages.

[@Sleepy_spartan717]

If I run tren, I only run 100mg tren-e 2x/week. Doesn’t take much tren to get the results while keeping the sides at bay. I add that to 300mg test-e 2x/week in the same days and it works great.

[@markd6631]

Blastin and cruisin on liking vids and commenting for the algorithm

[@dlifts721]

This makes me never want to touch gear, thanks Derek

[@j.m.8558]

I was researching tren for my first cycle about three years ago. Wanted to jump straight to tren until I read the stories…and I said “this sounds only slightly more intense than I already am.” Ultimately decided that it’s not a good idea to inject liquid satan into your glutes when you’re already a maniac.

[@Turambar117]

@@j.m.8558 tbh tren at low doses can be really useful. Like sub 200 mg/ week. Anything past that and somebody's going to have the cops on speed dial around you

[@j.m.8558]

@@Turambar117 Meh, I don’t know man I’ve had anger issues for most of my life. Only recently been calming down a bit. I’m sure tren would exacerbate it again 😂 plus I pretty much neglected the gym during law school and let myself go. Recently started again. Want to get my second set of noob gains this year before I consider my first and only cycle. If anything, I might just go on the safe side with a light dose of winstrol or anavar instead of tren. You ever have experience with those? Would you recommend?

[@Turambar117]

@@j.m.8558 I've done just one cycle and had zero experience or knowledge prior to doing them. I've since been trying to research as much as possible before I seriously consider pinning again. But my cycle was 500mg test e, 500 mg tren e, 500mg Sustanon, and 200mg Winstrol each week for 12 weeks. My blood pressure skyrocketed and my cholesterol got messed up but I got huge and shredded. And there were times when I was literally about to go kill somebody before my gf calmed me the fuck down. But I have talked to some guys who cruise low doses of tren and feel great without any sides with blood work to back it up. One dude on a forum says his trt is 125mg test and 125mg tren a week and makes him feel awesome

[@EvilRecapped]

@@j.m.8558 i will do my first cycle in a year or so. 50mg dianabol for 6 weeks. and 250mg up to 400mg Test E for 12-16 Weeks injecting two times a week. So 125Mg twice a week or 200 twice a week. Taking arimidex 3-4 times a week during dianabol. and then arimidex on injecting days or when i feel side effect when im only on test E. Then for PCT either Pregnyl only or Clomid And Pregnyl. This is a fairly simple but quite affective cycle ive heard. For a first timer atleast like myself eating maximum 3000-3500 kcal a day and you should stay in decent shape aswell

[@gardenballer6619]

I don’t do bodybuilding, I haven’t subscribed but your vids just show up in my feed . I started watching them and I find your whole approach very fascinating. This channel is very informative and I like when you bring a candid approach. Keep it up mate

[@GuckFoogle-pk6ns]

Watching dudes talk about fitness on KZbin is the gateway drug to lifting weights

[@likewise4gaming]

I would definitely call Derek an expert when it comes to steroids or anything in the realm of pharmacology. Literally my go to channel for this kind of info.

[@RR-et6zp]

just do kinobody, its reverse pyramid training with intermittent fasting

[@alexcortezfitness928]

I swear Derek has a contagious laugh

[@LeroyJenkins-fq2ko]

Thanks for this, Derek! You're keeping me from doing anything stupid.

[@varialflippin]

High estrogen is shown to slow gut motility in studies I’ve read. Would love to see you do a video about how aas effects digestion

[@josephpa05]

Interesting

[@kshinclair2548]

DOI please

[@zacharybrooks1729]

It works great it has saved my life from ulcerative colitis. I am no longer disabled and losing blood everyday, I’m able to eat pretty much everything I was before I got sick

[@Guthero]

@@zacharybrooks1729 what do u take?

[@ITSAULGONE]

I don't mind the higher estrogen though 😏

[@AJAesthetics]

I have only just come across your channel, watched 10+ videos in one night - your now my fav youtuber!

[@tps1020]

I'm in my mid 50's now. Back in the late 80's I took Equipoise, and methyl test with no pct. I hid the drugs from my girlfriend, but after having severe ED for like the 8th time and her in tears, I went behind the dresser and grabbed a handful of old dirty needles and stuck them in her face. See it's me, I'm f'd up not you!

[@stevenbaker8903]

No one cares .. I’ve done them and never had problems with ED I have a problem with not being able to stop fucking

[@zhill2001]

@@stevenbaker8903 yeah i know what you mean

[@whiteroseproject7207]

Lol grab a cucumber an go to work nothing gets in the way of your gains 💪😎

[@ManuelRodriguez-cy2ls]

@@whiteroseproject7207 lmao fr

[@quinn2002]

At first I read you sticking them in her face as an actual assault and not just showing her

[@JohnK26]

“Fat bloated disgusting piece of meat” Can relate 😂

[@HeavyMetalMuscle]

Be great to see Derrick's dream and best recommended cycles!

[@David_Chicago]

my worst ever cycle was 240mg of missing her

[@jacmonson8743]

I love your videos because, whilst I've got absolutely nothing against people doing gear, as a natty loser it makes me really wanna steer clear of Peds. Keep it up bro, peace

[@venicec3310]

Fr shit does not seem worth it especially if your not even competing. i can imagine his organs are crying lol

[@miketapia4527]

Greatness requires sacrifice

[@GuckFoogle-pk6ns]

... Well, there's always Phenylpiracetam if you don't want to hit the gear

[@BarnsB_23]

7:51 “panting and wheezing like a dinosaur” was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@doyleboyscustoms3151]

😂 shits accurate af

[@akshatjakhar1172]

Derek having too much fun with his reaction edits.

[@RJADHARSH]

Tren for TRT and MPMD for the algorithm

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

Woke up at 5am to make sure I didn't miss this. Caught you at 66 views. Algo cycle has begun.

[@masongoodwin7641]

D-bol is the equivalent of unicorns and rainbows. I remember once looking at a blue sky and there was a cloud and I was so appreciative of the delightful beauty that life has to offer. Seriously, psychiatrists should consider D-bol as a potential treatment for depression. I have absolute privilege to make that statement because I had been diagnosed with major depression disorder before the experience of natures aesthetics. The only reason that I discontinued was due the possibility of gynecomastia.

[@zachnunya8749]

Did you run it as standalone or on top of test?

[@masongoodwin7641]

@@zachnunya8749 Proper protocol

[@AkramSaheb]

Proper protocol of 500mg test LoL

[@medicallyenhanced]

I always come and rewatch this every few months. The part about the Dbol back-pumps cracks me up

[@millhouse313]

I couldn’t imagine being super paranoid, while being super jacked that makes people look at you. Reminds me of when I used to slang coke and drive a brand new 2006 GTO in 2006. I was using and selling, and pretty young (like 22) so I was super paranoid, but drove a car that turned a lot of heads and people looked a lot. They were probably just checking out my car, but in my mind they were feds or CI’s lol terrible time.

[@pkdude5334]

this post reminds me of the Pontiac G8. underrated car

[@millhouse313]

@@pkdude5334 oh hell yea. There’s one in my town that’s all modded and it’s a mean mf

[@fernandostudebaker5861]

I'm sorry, but you definitely made that story up. lmao people on the internet are weird

[@millhouse313]

@@fernandostudebaker5861 that’s not even that cool of a story. Sorry that you’re such a bum that THAT story seems implausible to you

[@lucasalves1406]

Take a shot everytine he says " Test" . Cheers to the algorithm.

[@hatrickyman]

A shot of test?

[@Daltonmaning]

two shots of test

[@supremo8578]

A shot of a deca/test blend?

[@2rep989]

I'm amazed at how similar we are and our cycle experiences have been. I even had to cut a hole in my butt cheek!

[@basshead3629]

I used to want to run gear but so bad but couldn't go through with it. I'm glad years later I didn't inject a single drop. You dudes take care of yourself out there.

[@garyclarke1679]

I can’t be the only one who hates it when these videos start coming to the end I could watch and listen to him all day had me in stitches 😂

[@danielalvarez4047]

This guy is so knowledgeable and humane it’s such great content to watch, keep up the amazing videos

[@kurenai5000]

I'd love to hear on psychological mindsets on different types of steroids.

[@thelifterx7424]

I remember taking test and deca 500:300 for 22 weeks no ai... had the e2 levels of 3 teenage girls

[@RAENTED]

Do whatever it takes bro, even if it makes your gender questionable

[@closingdealz]

Gotta confuse the Body

[@wnb9342]

🤣

[@governmentvirus9368]

@@RAENTED dude your comment had me rolling 😂

[@aakashrauniyar6809]

are you on trt? did u fuk up up natural test levels?

[@Drasman123]

Found you thanks to Dr. Greg. You guys are legit. Thanks for the information you provide. You really rekindled my love for endocrinology and getting jacked. Much love.

[@EnNergyTrix]

Love story time with uncle Derek

[@craigpennington4525]

I was driving home from my girls at midnight listening to this video. I no joke almost passed out from the story of the bad thigh injection… I pulled off the road cuz the tunnel vision got so bad. Derek almost killed me 😵‍💫

[@bmonty1915]

This content is gold. Thank you so much. My gut hurts from laughing.

[@atvmark]

“Cause were veterans of the forum and your a pos kid”😂😂😂 reminds me of my WhatsApp group

[@ramseychong8787]

500 Test story was the MVP 😂

[@Chunksacado]

This is top tier MPMD content

[@Blackbeardo]

I fucking love and appreciate the honesty of this video, and i couldn't help but burst into laughter many times. The way you explain things is just so gold man, keep it up.

[@4uto_4ddict]

“So take your 500mg of test and STFU!” - classic!! I knew this video would deliver before I even hit “play.” Kudos.

[@jakewilliams1111]

I connect with these experiences way to well 👀👀 my first cycle was the classic 500mg test and 50mg dbol, I literally thought I had kidney failure turned out to be the crazyy lower back pumps I was getting from doing any exercise 🤣🤣🤣

[@briandavis3173]

I’m about to try this, been on test 12 weeks 300mg weekly.. want to add 50mg dbol should I towards the end of the cycle?

[@jakewilliams1111]

@@briandavis3173 leave the dbol completely out

[@CerretaniOutdoorsLLC]

There was a kid I grew up with named Jake Williams and he killed himself I just tripped out seeing your name.. Stay safe bro 🤝

[@joechaos13]

I'm learning so much about PEDs from you, even though I never plan on using them lol.

[@georgiafan6618]

You’re right about hitting a wall and then having to make a change for safety sake. I take off from a cycle to allow my endocrine system to come back. I can feel it coming back in a few weeks w/HCG. Plus my heart was always stressed. IMO as we get older, we need to find a baseline (min) where we can grow reasonably that’s also safe for our heart.

[@kevinpeoples376]

I love the way you described the gym bros on the forums. That was a spot - on description.

[@bilalturkan8004]

I’m almost believing that these shirts Derek is wearing are “delt”ustomised for him

[@danieltemelkovski9828]

They're actually tank tops. He buys the sleeves separately and sews them on later.

[@RJManette]

@@danieltemelkovski9828 god tier comments

[@joellgc]

My worst cycle Protein powder Creatine Bcaa 🍗 🍚 🥦

[@jackd4067]

At least you didn't try to pin chicken and broccoli, or duck eggs. Dicey shit bro.

[@uno1industries]

@@jackd4067 Duck egg cough is no joke

[@Ravishrex1]

That's cause you missed the broccoli.

[@judowrestlerka]

First cycle ever Anadrol Nothing else. 2 months. 50 mg per day. Came off with no balls, no energy, lost ALL my strength and gains over night. . 20 years later I got much smarter

[@keithloebbecke1981]

Thank you for your honesty. Saving myself from these miserable experiences , because of your past mistakes. THANK YOU!

[@AdarshKumar-tm7pb]

Make a part 2 too...for the remaining stories. 🔥🔥🙌🙌

[@HDgamesFTW]

Can you do a ‘if I could start over again’ type video

[@officialGamer1000]

don’t do it jake

[@quinn2002]

Never start that’s the answer

[@Thinblueline-ty9my]

Probably one of the best KZbin channels out there when it comes to the realm of bodybuilding. Good shit Derek!

[@abhisheksathe123]

Do more story time videos man. Maybe one when you were a bouncer

[@doug2658]

Thank you!!!!! Appreciate ur honesty and knowledge! Stick with it!!!! We all appreciate and learn from you!

[@alu.304]

After 3 weeks, the 30mg DBOL makes kidneys feel like they are crawling out of your back. The lower back pumps are unreal. Great for a kickstarter on a Test E based cycle but longevity is a great teacher😉👍

[@kylemccaffrey3003]

Hoping a turkesterone follow up is coming in the next couple of weeks! Great vid as always.

[@amirtimame6922]

Derek is the real life Dr. Hulk

[@Willyk200921]

“Decimated my hair” 😂😂😂😂😅💀💀. I’m subbing

[@deathoftheflesh484]

I have never taken anything ever, but still love this channel. Great advice for young guys that are about to do stupid shit. At least you give them good advice built up from experience.

[@kylepolchinski6293]

the d-bol backpumps bro- fucking ruthless. though i was at the gym for a second there lol

[@ReformedSteven]

Would love to video chat with this dude as someone who has an autoimmune disease/large intestine removed and ran sarms & gear at the same time. Think it could give a lot of insight on how certain things can negatively/positively effect the body more than some ppl think of

[@darrengill1987]

I did testonon 350 every 4 days first time. It was amazing, it felt like my mental health, mood, motivation, self confidence were all were amazing. Diet and training was on point though.

[@torn5203]

What are you taking these days?

[@darrengill1987]

@Torn nothing. I still train but life's priorities changed.

[@Sleepy_spartan717]

Hell, 150mg test-e 2x/week is enough to get the motivation up along with giving that “alpha” mentality. I’m running 300mg 2x/week right now and definitely feel great daily. Sleep is phenomenal, appetite is up, confidence is great. It’s hard to beat good test lol.

[@jougetsu]

@@Sleepy_spartan717 300mg test is enough up until you go pro

[@Sleepy_spartan717]

@@jougetsu 300mg twice a week maybe. And let me ask you this. How many cycles have you run? Because I’m nowhere near a newb. I’ve been running cycles for almost a decade now. Also, everybody is different so dosages DO vary.

[@The_Morepower]

10mg dbol for 1-2 months on top of 200mg test has been pretty good for gains for me and no noticeable side effects. 20mg is too much for me.

[@Ian2983]

Great video nice to hear it from someone who went through it...really good video

[@doolittle_]

Probably the most entertaining MPMD video OF ALL TIME

[@alec1020]

Me pleasantly enjoying my meal laughing my ass off at the content then out of nowhere 6:42 ... this suddenly feels very personal

[@daga1426]

Just as I sat down for my morning egg whites and oatmeal, perfect

[@aidan8245]

Could you do a video about diet sodas and if they have deleterious side effects long term?

[@daltoncrane3998]

If not consumed in excess you’re fine. 1 every day or every other day is perfectly fine

[@nf1]

It depends if you buy into the shitty studys that show that artificial sweeteners kill gut bacteria

[@kevinbunn7915]

@@nf1 that's the only thing I was concerned with. So the literature is crap? People overreact and think because one or two studies show something that it's a fact. I need to do more research on the topic when I have time.

[@BillSt.hilaire]

😂😂😂😂😂 this is by far the best funniest video that you’ve done I’m dying driving

[@SSneaks1515]

Hey D ur info is not only on point but also fucking priceless with the sooooo true stories....

[@MUST-TRT]

Genuine uncontrollable LAUGHTER suppresses cortisol better than a gram of old school Cytadren. This episode was the most potent cortisol inhibitor I've ever experienced.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RichardBRiddick-n7x]

Best cycles next please. As pure entertainment of course.

[@Corrinth]

Hilarious video, great stuff Derek!!!

[@notyourdad2089]

Transparency = Respect 💪

[@GJames007]

13:25 , lmao hilarious. that’s how I feel when I smoke weed lol just anxious af