"After that missile, if i was there im making out alive" 😂😂😂 always that one guy haha
@xJ0LLYR0GERx8 ай бұрын
Not even a missel its a literal Bomba with a guidance attachement. Even more metal.
@classmst898 ай бұрын
@@xJ0LLYR0GERx oh well then hell yeah id make it out 🤣
@classicalhollywood32548 ай бұрын
The U.S. can launch nukes faster than russia. Russia has to get permission from every general something like that. America only needs the president Which I doubt Joe Biden is that dumb to not send a nuke and we have nukes everywhere around the world. Russian has them basically no where.
@TheDementedMetal8 ай бұрын
“If it blows up the U.S. your gay….I just saved us” 😂😂😂😂 8:15
@ryborg0898 ай бұрын
what if they are gay?!?!?! WE ARE DOOMED
@classicalhollywood32548 ай бұрын
@@ryborg089They are gay. They drink vodka and but$ pound each other.
@xiphos82196 ай бұрын
@@ryborg089 You don't know much about Russia do you?
@ryborg0896 ай бұрын
@@xiphos8219 i actually study the russian military alot
@RogueJyn5 ай бұрын
It would probably work too. Putin doesn't much like gay people. So much so I sorta get the feeling he's projecting. 😂
@NateAmado8 ай бұрын
*Nikko’s Intrusive Thoughts:* “…with kids on it.” *Civilian Nikko:* “What??!”
@J4nT3mpl4r8 ай бұрын
"what happened to satan one?" It got intercepted by the aegis
@bipolar_skittle8 ай бұрын
HLC would be so proud
@Commando_raptor8 ай бұрын
America: so what you are saying is that we need a nuclear shotgun? Noted.
@dylanowens708 ай бұрын
That's what MIRV is for which we have. Each warhead can be independently guided
@Whyareyousofoolish8 ай бұрын
9:40 Because it's a war crime Nikko. We can't commit those anymore
@boogaloobaloo8 ай бұрын
Can't have shit!!!
@ForgottenRebel778 ай бұрын
im a civilian i can do what i want
@kameronmyles20138 ай бұрын
Aint a warcrime the first time
@GuyWilson7068 ай бұрын
It’s actually really cheap compared to the current missile systems in use. Instead using a vessels power station to power is a problem
@BIG_SKIP8 ай бұрын
We can,just don’t get caught. 100IQ solution
@JulieParker-z4i8 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@Dereinejunge1788 ай бұрын
Whatttttt he didnt get pined Tf 😂☠️
@kingrad10338 ай бұрын
"dominic tetto is driving the tank too by the way" got me dead 🤣🤣
@Jensen1b78 ай бұрын
Let’s make this a SERIES!
@AmericanIdiotPolitics8 ай бұрын
^
@CryptidGirlNextDoor8 ай бұрын
Fr!
@Hughjanus4548 ай бұрын
It would be nice.
@Cheeseburger-048 ай бұрын
Yes
@Braydenbell93108 ай бұрын
9:50 “thhratagy” 😂
@DuckDownerАй бұрын
Bro said Alexa call 911😂 and mine said “are you sure it’s only for emergency’s only is this an emergency” 😭😭 bro fr almost got me in trouble 🤦♂️
@CrimsyComcords8 ай бұрын
The best F-ing content fr fr
@TributesCarlson-im4be8 ай бұрын
Always a good day when Nikko post. 😂 not a good day for these people though
@ranndomundead91128 ай бұрын
im pretty sure the satan 2 is just a body for 10 smaller nuclear weapons that can target 10 different areas.
@josejaramillo27068 ай бұрын
“Back to back world war champs!” 😆😂
@Gamingcentral858 ай бұрын
The last joke tho😂
@danielnichols33828 ай бұрын
Babe wake up, Niko posted....
@cameroncrosby99758 ай бұрын
Not nikko forgetting that mines are a war crime😂😂😂
@ch1ll13s48 ай бұрын
The end bro 😭
@BookLoversUnit8 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😭
@wyattfairley81858 ай бұрын
"Cause those are marines brother" gets me every time
@Idk372718 ай бұрын
bro my alexa asked me if i was sure i wanted to call 911
@danno_yt6 ай бұрын
So did mine bro i was like alexa noooo
@wolfmcqueen91538 ай бұрын
DONT TOUCH MY BOATS!
@LilCrossLuka8 ай бұрын
Last time I'm casting you on the tv while I'm cleaning. All I hear "Do you want to call an emergency contact?" I was like "Fuck, no, Nikko goddammit, Alexa stop" as I scramble to pause the video and get my headphones instead.
@MZ-bl6wg8 ай бұрын
This was amazing footage Al around!!!
@Llew703 ай бұрын
The mine clearing mine charge... MICLIC that's Army Combat Engineers at work. Cheers to my brothers!
@effu93758 ай бұрын
@0:33 I've seen that vessel at JB Little Creek. I wonder if those training missions involve vessels from the dead fleet.
@Gauge12286 ай бұрын
Nikko out here devising the most insane battle plans the world has ever seen💀
@shibbitybopbopАй бұрын
6:20 Nikko and I had the EXACT SAME expression: OH hell no. I'm out.
@ModernCowboy788 ай бұрын
Your editor is the best.
@ModernCowboy788 ай бұрын
I heard Nikko Ortiz called to the southwest gate last Friday at the Albuquerque airport. Was that you??
@uraanuusss8 ай бұрын
WAKE UP NIKKO POSTED!! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
@ColtonHays-tu9zq8 ай бұрын
Thank you Nikko yo make my days better I just lost my dog. Keep it up.
@chancesorrelle-lm8dk8 ай бұрын
i love your videos man. as a new enlist i appreciate the posts
@hithere96678 ай бұрын
Im at 1833 amphibious combat vehicle operator, the AAVs got discontinued some years ago and now we have acvs and they have wheels rather than tracks.
@josephsworld43843 ай бұрын
Nikko: “we should have a military parade because we actually use our stuff” Also Nikko: our stuff is sh*t 😂😂😂
@Gavin-vr8kf28 күн бұрын
The dude that got stuck in the rocket 7:10😂😂😂
@taydertot2128 ай бұрын
Niko i love your content and i would enjoy it more if i could have longer videos doesnt have to be 30 minutes but i feel like you on a roll with 1 subject only gets funnier like a fine wine you are 😘😘
@henryrobinson6718 ай бұрын
5 minutes 🔥 your videos are the best 👑
@jamesgriggs64327 ай бұрын
This man says back to back world war champs like we need a belt hahaha
@Vitalsyx8 ай бұрын
Love how it ominously says Underworld right under the capital lol
@Pickleys8 ай бұрын
“LALALALA. That’s how I walk 😁”
@selwrynn67028 ай бұрын
As boots on the ground you're gonna be more cost effective.
@owenbrewer-e4h3 ай бұрын
when he said "alexa call 911" i littarly pooed my self thinking he triggerd mine and told it to call 911 lol
@kimstone83258 ай бұрын
He is going to get swatting
@GavinEstes168 ай бұрын
7:34 lmao 🏆 🏆
@wesleyjohnson5974 ай бұрын
The fact that that tree smashed that tank in like that is f****** crazy
@cosmo-ze5hw8 ай бұрын
love the vids keep up the good work nikko.
@tankeboy68115 ай бұрын
0:46 "Get fucked boat!" "Stupid ass boat-" 😂
@elizabethmckee60508 ай бұрын
At like 5:36 in the video, I like how the missile shoots up stops, makes an auto adjust, and then proceeds to fly away like nothing at God speed
@classicalhollywood32548 ай бұрын
U.S. nukes are better. U.s. has nukes across the world. In Europe everywhere Russia has it basically no where.
@ninetailsbakugou91266 ай бұрын
10:12 no one gonna talk about the big fart sound that thing makes
@RiflesGunner3 ай бұрын
4:46 this why people join the Air Force Niko, we get some fun toys
@hardworkerforlife40818 ай бұрын
If I heard about nukes coming to America from anybody I'm not going to work the next day.
@avroarchitect17938 ай бұрын
no one would be, they arrive about 28 minutes after launch
@LisaEtter8 ай бұрын
Nico does 80s cold war stress for about a minute.
@mariabaynes67188 ай бұрын
its so good when you see it as soon as he posts
@mw3ken698 ай бұрын
10 icbm's inbound?!! Thumbs up!!
@megamango32168 ай бұрын
0:24 My Alexa XD
@dstopard8 ай бұрын
09:52 that does exist and funnily enough its used enough that even army cadets here in the UK use a version
@antfrm9108 ай бұрын
I’m so glad my Alexa wasn’t plugged up because it was right there next to my phone 😂😂😂😂
@everythingwithnate8 ай бұрын
Nice video. Love the military videos. Awesome reacting
@eduarddvorecky37318 ай бұрын
2:16 we have those wire poles over here, and they're made from 15-20mm steel. Sometimes when cars hit them, they wrap around it like wet paper.
@LilyBraszko-xq7jo8 ай бұрын
Awesome as usual!
@albertrodriguez34618 ай бұрын
What other countries don't know is we have a Nikko to unleash on the world.
@brownhag6 ай бұрын
That tree fucking won 😂
@smalltownnickey9 күн бұрын
0:32 BRO YOU MADE MY ALEXA CALL 911 GOOFY
@MattHuey8 ай бұрын
LOVE TOO SEE THESE VIDEOS NIKKO!! Love you bro! Straight Homo!!💯🙌😂😂 But foreal keep pumping them out plz
@carbinearmin4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you bloody legend!
@bassamilsim8 ай бұрын
I love you Nikko
@wascrowned8 ай бұрын
This is the best KZbin channel to watch when high.
@CurriedBat2 ай бұрын
Back to back champs! Let's go! Winner gets all.
@Entertainment-qe1vn8 ай бұрын
1:55 Them: You can't drift a tank. Belarus: Hold my vodka.
@IraBlack-oe6kr5 ай бұрын
Woah that’s dope your advertising squad busters. Hey man keep it up
@ninetailsbakugou91266 ай бұрын
8:04 I would give up at that point I just give up
@antfrm9108 ай бұрын
That guy in the tank definitely got whiplash
@DemonicSlayer17467 ай бұрын
Nico I'm telling you this one straight that is one bad tank driver that probably said I'm drunk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💣💣💣💣💥💣💥💣💥💣🤣😂
@emiiisthegoat8 ай бұрын
I love this man
@scarolinacole8 ай бұрын
Love your videos
@Nathan150388 ай бұрын
3:01 oh you mean the navy right😂
@kimplpnoklahoma96608 ай бұрын
My son was at the training Army personnel has to do at NTC when they got high winds and their shit kept flying away and their tent was blown away. I told him at least he knew he could do that if he ever needed to. Then his friend used him as distraction during an exercise his friend said he knew they had time but the CO had already been asking where he was and thankfully my kid told him he was doing something important.
@frontdetectingww13938 ай бұрын
Nikko please do a reaction video on the new US Air Force EOD recruiting video big support from Italy 🇮🇹💪
@Izfishi6 ай бұрын
My buddy at work was a mechanic and he said his squad used the weird explosive line to breach through buildings when they where being held down by fire but apparently almost was a war crime
@terristarnes77428 ай бұрын
Hello Nikko, Great To See You. You're The Best👍
@BradGamingOfficial8 ай бұрын
Dude my Alexa was right beside me when you said “Alexa call 911” I said NO CANCEL CANCEL
@Dakoda-wt8jo8 ай бұрын
I promise the last thing I'm doing is watching your vids you literally funny asf
@shadowdelta78 ай бұрын
Bro you'd cease to exist if you took a sabot from a rail gun you'll turn into red rain😂😂😂
@jacobkrout16278 ай бұрын
9:12 my intestines after Taco Bell
@kikerization2 ай бұрын
"If i were lying may i get hit by a falling helicopter...AND LIVE!"
@ZOOMARMEDZAZ3 ай бұрын
7:01 Minecraft tnt 🧨 😂😂😂😂😂
@53cards928 ай бұрын
8:00 This has already happened to me. I went back to sleep coz tf am I gonna do? Hide under a table??
@Mofire420Ай бұрын
JESUS CHRIST did not know jdams had that much punch JEEEEESUS
@MelordJenkins8 ай бұрын
You literally made my Alexa answer that question🤣🤣
@Bantch8 ай бұрын
Back to back world war champs was very unexpected
@rexludoaloi8 ай бұрын
🗣NUTTT THAT WAYYY!!!
@SethMarner4 ай бұрын
The helicopter that hit the bus went into what the navy calls a vortex where it sucks you into a spiral and bring you down.
@whoismitchconnor1206 ай бұрын
Never leave family 😂😂😂😂
@gabby151078 ай бұрын
"Duel use civilian craft" ...wait, there's a word for that..
@Xtino1989X8 ай бұрын
9:16 me shooting ropes 😂😂😂
@burlyraccoon50298 ай бұрын
8:10 if they launched 10 icbm`s they would send 100 nukes to us in theory. if its reality thats another question.
@classicalhollywood32548 ай бұрын
But U.S. has nukes everywhere Russia doesn’t. And russia needs all the generals to accept. U.S. just needs the president’s permission. And the U.S. can launch all at the same time.
@nhwilkinosn6 ай бұрын
I think saying there will be a time when we don't need boots on the ground is like when they said dogfighting and guns are useless on planes
@THE_MONK19D8 ай бұрын
My dad was in the army he's retired now, but he loves your videos. I just want to thank you for entertaining him. Edit: I love your videos to
@MountainManTom978 ай бұрын
Axe < tree Man with axe > tree Tree > tank Man with axe > tank 😮