Gay Jokes - Bill Maher

[@reidhanson4827]

I’m gay and I freaking love Maher’s gay jokes, because underneath them you know he’s on our side.

[@nickbarcheck1019]

Same here, brother.

[@midorimashintaro2092]

Can't be sure anymore

[@davidnewland2461]

My grandmother was from Poland she loved polack jokes

[@davidnewland2461]

I always thought s good name of as gay steak house is the brown round.

[@davidnewland2461]

You couldn't do that in a bunk on a ship.

[@edgartriay8485]

Bill Maher, you're almost at Joan Rivers level on the gay jokes. I'm not offended by any of them. I enjoy them. Thank you.

[@generalerica4123]

"...20!" Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Ladies and gentlefolks, our favorite astrophysicist has done it again.

[@accskaguy]

Unless Glen likes getting caught, the answer is 19. Just a thought.

[@Luisventuralaw]

@@accskaguy I immediately thought the same.

[@DeusEx.Machina]

@@accskaguy The Park Ranger is Glen’s boyfriend.

[@hijodelaisla275]

@@accskaguy That's Glenn, with two Ns - Glen with one N is NOT gay.

[@mattkastely1938]

That’s me. Figure out the math, no matter what.

[@henryw1002]

"They called him a Navy Seal ......... NOT because he was in Special Forces, Cause he was Always Balancing Balls on his Nose" LOL.

[@michaelpreston233]

Good one , though.

[@oenrn]

The best part is that in "A brief history of Tim: from the big bang to black holes", that's the real subtitle with a whole new meaning.

[@robertschooner1812]

I'm gay and I think he's funny as hell! If you can't laugh at yourself you need to be made fun of.

[@A22DNAL]

Dude, say it! Humor is humor!

[@gordonsmith4493]

You are right there. Laughing at one's self is an endearing quality. Sadly it's being drowned on a murky cesspool of political correctness and wokeness. PS. Stay as you are.

[@robertschooner1812]

@@gordonsmith4493 I would rather be a woke than asleep.

[@jcrodriguez6324]

Bud that’s cause you understand that what he’s making fun of is the hypocrisy of the homophobic conservative

[@tahitiantreats]

I’m gay, and I approve these jokes. 👍 LOL I love Bill Maher!

[@tahitiantreats]

Just kidding Bill doesn’t need my approval or anyone else’s. He can say whatever he wants so long as it’s still a free country.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@tahitiantreats Hell yeah.

[@DavidAndersen84]

Yeah. Me too. I keep thinking someone will expect us to be triggered. But I showed this to my boyfriend, and he laughed too.

[@stevesorrell9835]

I don't care which side of the aisle you're on! That shit's hilarious 😹 Good on ya!

[@thunderforthrc7457]

So true one of the best compilations

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Its good for you NOT good on you.

[@stevesorrell9835]

Ingrid Dubbel Oops! I forgot. KZbin is where one goes, when he desires to have his use of colloquialisms corrected by a total stranger. Thank you. I'll try harder 👍🏻

[@DavidAndersen84]

I am gay, and I laughed at everyone one of these jokes. I almost peed myself a couple times, so, thanks Bill.

[@xhagast]

Lol, they are not anti gay, they are anti hypocrite.

[@DavidAndersen84]

@@xhagast Exactly. They're real. I completely respect Bill. He keeps you honest.

[@bradleyrichard]

Attention all male stand-up comics...THIS is how you make gay jokes! I laughed at every single one of these moments. I won't name names, but there are a FUCK-ton of straight male comedians who think making jokes at the expense of the LGBT community is perfectly acceptable; but then they go and do it the wrong way. If you want some examples on how to poke fun at gay men and not be an asshole about it...Bill Maher is your source. He's also been an amazing ally. I'm sure he'll never read this comment, but I really do want to thank him for knowing how to be an ally AND know how to make jokes about us that actually make us laugh.

[@kenbaker-ps6ej]

How many people used the calculator on their phone and thought, “Holy shit. The answer is 20”?

[@stevodfn]

As a gay man I loved all of these. It only shows that Bill is knows the subject well and isn't just pushing rude insults. And why should anyone be exempt of being made fun of?

[@karlwashington6414]

Charlie in my chocolate factory 🤣

[@katherynemero9355]

If they had gay math when I was growing up, I might have actually paid attention. Maybe.

[@Zeldarw104]

Hahahahaha!! 😂😂😂You're not allowed to be funnier than bill?! 😁

[@lewilewis3944]

Nah

[@rodrigobraz2]

Yes, she is.

[@kellymarkel576]

This has nothing to do with the gay thing. I'm your age, you're my male doppelganger fala we have some of the same views. They just in Florida where I live, made the social distancing in the middle of a pandemic mandatory except in church. When they all die and it gets crazy here I wonder where their God will be then? So fucked up

[@Nighthawk-m9u]

Just gems, Bill....pure and simple. Put 'em together and you got one fine necklace.!

[@leisurefarm]

oh thank you so much! I couldn't get enough of it!

[@nomorebushz]

I’m gay. This was hilarious!

[@nomorebushz]

K C I felt like saying it. I was trying to provoke you personally. So there! :-)

[@nomorebushz]

K C I can see the point on top of your head :-)

[@kevineug]

@K C Because they were not making jokes about feet. You see my point?

[@kevineug]

@K C i think you are a little off on this one. It would be more personal

[@bradlocken2621]

Doesn’t matter if you’re gay or not, they are just jokes. Nothing serious

[@jesus-of-cheeses]

It’s actually 19 or less, because the time it takes to perform the actual inspection is not 0.

[@hijodelaisla275]

I suspect NdGT of being unfamiliar with tearooms and lavatory inspections. What's an "actual inspection"? Anything like an inspection?

[@mazactal6063]

Beyond brilliant ..... thanks Bill.

[@edgartriay8485]

Love it. Thank you!

[@richardthomas5852]

Only Maher could get away with this. 🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuaalexander4984]

And this is why free speach is so important! Otherwise we may never laugh 🤣

[@hijodelaisla275]

And don't forget about free speech, too!

[@aaazzz090]

Agreed 100 percent,,,

[@friendsoftheamazonjungle]

Gay jokes are cool 😂😂😂 Greetings from the Northern Peruvian Amazon Jungle 🇵🇪🌴❤️🙏

[@carljones7466]

I love gay jokes and iam gay better a sense of humour than a life of ignorance

[@stardust5531]

👏👏

[@kevsuc]

My favorite that I found in another KZbin video, about a new rule of Bill dislikes the idea of gay frat club: "fraternities is for fucking assholes, NOT for fucking assholes!!"

[@wolfstar675]

I'm hilarious and this was gay!

[@Lendor100]

I love Neil, the Nerd king, but it obviously takes a gay nerd to answer this one, since the answer is 19. So be careful Glenn....

[@ShovelChef]

Fair enough 😏

[@michaelpreston233]

I'll wager Sinner ter Lindsey Graham would like it.

[@nickbarcheck1019]

I'm gay and this shit is hysterical.

[@ShovelChef]

See, this is why I fux wit Neil. He is very often my kind of pedantic. My kind of nerd. What other famous person would actually answer that absurd, raunchy word problem, accurately, without flinching? I can't think of anyone. 😌👏👏👏👏 (0:22)

[@desertdaisymarie6951]

I’m not famous but I would..

[@poowawatv6178]

i used to but tbh hes a perv...youll see

[@anonUK]

5 per hour. Pretty straightforward.

[@JB-oq6kc]

Funny, as always!

[@mikelayton3810]

Not saying Jesus was gay, but he spent all his time with 12 other guys and wore a dress.

[@greekphysique6141]

Lame

[@rodprops]

Lmfao

[@pepe6666]

you do raise a valid point.

[@greekphysique6141]

@Thunder Bird ok okay... I understand you're gay and a keyboard warrior. The worst kind of lame.

[@levinwhitfield3398]

He seemed to like sheep too.

[@gigig6021]

Anthonyyyyyyy!!!😭😭😭😭😭

[@stephanmatuteschulz6209]

Anthony Bourdain! Wow, now im said after all the laughter...

[@michaeloftaoism]

RIP Anthony! 😔

[@aklm79]

Hilarious!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@sagnikparida]

Hey, guys, can anybody figure out the original title of the made-up book, Bill mentions at 6:27? Thanks. (It's bugging me)

[@jenniferhart559]

It might be "Every Inch a King" (?) The cover somewhat resembles too stellabooks.com/books/mrs-j-worthington-bliss/every-inch-a-king/625714

[@sagnikparida]

@@jenniferhart559 Yeah, seems so. Thanks.

[@AndrewJamesMcQuinn]

Maher has always been pro human rights, anti church, and absolutely NOT homophobic.

[@primeror]

Love you Bill

[@michaelpreston233]

Wow! 'Some Real Comedy.

[@jamesjackovich5886]

If Larry Craig is in the stall next to you how many fingers should be waving at you?

[@MrPlaiedes]

RIP, anthony!! Ugh

[@biz2130]

Screw political correctness and Bill this the man!!

[@seanxu2517]

Hahahaha hahahahahaha

[@jackcherbourg2899]

Hardly a Navy seal, more like a Navy bear

[@sylkelster]

Answer can't be twenty unless the inspections last 0 time.

[@michelheroux3786]

He's funny, vaut a bit crazy!!!

[@karlwashington6414]

They could tell without asking

[@michaelsexton8650]

DeGrasse Tyson was wrong. The answer was 19. 20 would get the guy caught

[@konstantinopoulos33]

To be fair Bill didn’t ask how many without getting caught, just how many. He can do 20, then get caught and prevented from doing more. That’s one more than if he doesn’t get caught, so 20 is the maximum...

[@jokendrick2124]

Funnnnny!!!

[@thatguy22441]

What Navy guys call "snorkeling", Army guys call "Arabian Goggles" or the "Roman War Helmet." It isn't actually homoerotic. It's really juvenile, though. Speaking of gays in the military, I saw the attitude go from severe homophobia to utter indifference. Between 9-11, Iraq, Afghanistan, BRAC (Base Realignment And Closure, re-flagging units, closing installations...basically a mass reorganization) during the middle of a two-front war and guys doing multiple deployments, the issue of homosexuality in the ranks became far less pressing. In fact, our attitude became that it wasn't very manly to let it get to you. Anyone who let that get to him would let other things get to him and would become a liability in a firefight. Our stoic attitude was another example of that "toxic masculinity" feminists go on and on about.

[@wirechair]

:58 the answer is not 20. If the question is how many you can do between check ins then you can do 19 and will be finishing the 19th on the 4th hour or 240th minute. 20 would be starting on the 240th minute but that would be when the park ranger is returning and you cannot actually afford to start it then. It won’t be between check ins. That’s the correct math and even the world renowned physicist got it wrong.

[@ChiSam-kw5jk]

Even a black genius is stupid by any standard measure.

[@tehutibrim594]

A walkout kloset, this guy

[@MuhammedMuhammed-vd5or]

ohh my god ... this is beyound funy ..

[@حمزه-ش8ع]

“20”

[@reallyoldskeptic]

17...!

[@sylkelster]

@Eng How long do the inspections last?

[@canocano5480]

A+

[@bonniemccarley3355]

WAIT,WAIT YOU ARE MY PRETTY BOY

[@jamesjackovich5886]

If your an astronaut that's loves to land on Uranus

[@blakeandersen4975]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Posijax]

Nice

[@mikeharrison4846]

Funny man !

[@FrankValenzuelajr]

That is everyone’s to damn sensitive you got it right

[@mariaavery1212]

They can if the were heels. They do have heels for men. Le Bron James did.

[@mikejackson5666]

Gay math,,,lmao

[@ingriddubbel8468]

They don't teach actual history in public schools.

[@TheBeatle49]

I agree! Especially in the South where they skip over slavery.

[@canocano5480]

Lmao!!

[@DonJuanMarco1994]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Magnabee97]

Too gay for the navy? Not anymore.

[@vladtepes7539]

about homosexuals too.

[@thelonewanderer4084]

Omg

[@nomorebushz]

Walk out closet!

[@josecampechano6136]

Neal :20

[@specialized29er86]

When was the first gay person and is that why God murdered all humans on Earth.

[@stranraerwal]

Bill tells those (partly very old and rather "fucked up") gay jokes with a certain relish...too much relish, maybe?

[@bigbaba1111]

This guy is hilarious.:)

[@anthonydin4401]

Only God can Judge! Not Bill Maher

[@travisjones640]

Can’t make these jokes in woke 2019

[@natanfernandopereiramartin3491]

I don't support the democratic party. !!!