My Best Friend and I Read TWILIGHT for the First Time

[@OffbeatOutlaw]

This started as 1 hour and 40 minutes of footage. This means that Danny and Arnie read 12 pages in 100 minutes. With 118,975 words in twilight, and 498 pages, this means the boys read at approximately 28 words per minute, placing them below the reading ability of a first grader. That is all. Sincerely, the Editor

[@amelied69]

that is a beautiful statement, thank you so much for informing me about this XD

[@essenceeriiii]

PLSSS😭😭😭

[@rayna9953]

wow

[@zoeerickson9402]

You are a trooper for editing this lmao

[@meikameika3252]

Woww

[@stellanskz]

When you see not only Danny on the cover, but Arny as well... you already know the video is gonna be amazingly chaotic. 😌✊

[@Brith3lov3r]

I clicked when I saw bothhhh of them

[@seungmininzabuilding]

SEUNGMIN

[@foxyintheleaves]

FELLOW STAY

[@stellanskz]

@@foxyintheleaves YES HELLO MY CHILD 🙌

[@notjustkenz4350]

We need a series of them reading books as a podcast ngl

[@zeelywa]

Fr

[@queenoftrades7254]

No I would listen to that literally everyday

[@MallowBean]

Hate to admit i probably would too XD. Will they do a continuation of this??

[@alec1267]

i love how Arny starts to lose himself in delirium around the 44 minute mark

[@spam9135]

Yes I was looking for this comment 😭

[@littlepurplebutterflies]

Not even a minute in and I'm already laughing 🤣 Danny + Arny = Best Dynamic Duo

[@emmadenk2178]

C'ant argue with that

[@annissapatrick1478]

key to arny's heart: be able to levitate and pelt a projectile at another woman

[@AggyCantNameThings]

I think he likes vampires. I mean think about it, Vampires can jump extremely high and are very strong. I think he would fit in since he is as white as a ghost (no hate btw)

[@What_even_is_this123]

Same with me ❤

[@cotton.candycurls2390]

Ah yes, Twilight. Or as I like to call it: "a choice between Necrophilia and Beastiality" :D

[@veregwen]

😂

[@Potterhead1111]

As a Twilight fan myself I completely agree

[@BlazeDupree1525]

I find it so ironic how if Edward could have read Bella's mind like everyone else he would have hated her so much 😂

[@SkotadiOnPaws]

"ThErE wAs gIrL, HeR nAmE wAs RoSaLiE....OmG sHeS hOt AsF"

[@pigeon9952]

dilf charlie moments: 14:21 he arrives. the man. the myth. the legend. (‼️flash warning‼️) 14:36 it's good to see you bells~ 15:11 he found a car. good provider 16:56 scientific evidence of sigma male!charlie 18:57 well now~~ you're welcome ✨ 19:05: well now~ but less sexy 21:23 i'm glad u like it ;) 21:33 charlie tries to seduce you 😳😳 22:18 edit 😍😩💞😩💖 22:42 wh.when his belt 24:49 dominant and infertile 32:40 he leaves :( obligatory /j

[@Apples765]

Doing God's work I see. Thank you

[@pigeon9952]

@@Apples765 yw! ❤️ o7

[@bbatty9649]

The irony of them complaining about how twilight reads like a fanfiction (accurate) but wanting to read 50 shades which is a twilight fanfic 😂😂

[@elizabethfeiock2023]

i read these books with my friend over a course of a few sleepovers and this is pretty much how it went the entire time. we love reading published fanfiction (that's what we call these books) together from midnight to like five in the morning.

[@enterusername4668]

I genuinely hope your friendship never ends

[@Steph_ram]

WHEN ARNY WAS CHOKING HIS MICROPHONE WHY DID IT SOUNDED LIKE AN HELICOPTER 😭😭 Also never thought in my life I would heard my name being said by the both of you so many times,,, anyway that was hilarious as always, an actual representation of my last 2 braincells at 3 am

[@crystalmontgomery9171]

What's the time stamp please

[@Steph_ram]

@@crystalmontgomery9171 it’s 43:29 :’)

[@calicobagels]

OH I thought you said he was choking ON the mic LMAO

[@meikameika3252]

You are very right, this writing sounds like a fanfiction. But that's okay, I loved the chaos. Thank you for making me laugh!

[@navia_png6939]

I watched this while sleep deprived and half-listening to you read the story was extremely comforting. I enjoyed it vv much

[@monkostudios9630]

Literally helps me fall asleep, no clue how or why?! 🤣

[@caylicleghorn4074]

Danny dramatically acting out what Arny was reading was everything 😂😂

[@dakotahs.4185]

Ah yes the most tortuous fanfiction.... Twilight with Danny and Arny this is gonna end well....

[@NaomiRogers-gg2zp]

1. Danny's low voice is quite... attractive. 2. this is the most chaotic and entertaining shit I've ever watched

[@patrickwikel5786]

Danny. Dear god the voices you make- my brain is incapable of functioning!

[@AugustFall]

I feel like I’m in a high school reading circle 😂it’s a vibe

[@myaco6430]

I have a 7 page paper due midnight and I needed background sound. Thank you both for your service, right on time!

[@kruise_4965]

D’you get your paper in lol??

[@myaco6430]

@@kruise_4965 yep lol

[@kruise_4965]

@@myaco6430 👏🏽😄

[@ice_cream_edits123]

7:35 - 8:28 is most cursed Danny and Arnie moment I legit frozen cause my brain had overloaded and all I could do was laugh

[@ratwhisperer28]

38:06 the way he UTTERED that was hella impressive. Now I’m gonna watch all them movies.

[@paxity-pax-pax759]

okay ngl i got super excited in the beginning when danny said he grew up in bellingham washington bc that's LITERALLY where i've spent over 11 years of my life.

[@dakotahs.4185]

I don't like twilight but Danny and Arny reading this make my day

[@trinityrobinson1506]

I know that you may not see this. But I have been stressed out lately due to finals coming and life in general. But this really helped calm my nerves. You two is such a great pair when doing things like this. Even though Twilight is one of favs I couldn't imagine someone doing something like this. I really appreciate this video a lot. And hope you two have a fantastic weekend.

[@Potterhead1111]

Hope you’re less stressed as of late. ❤ (I love twilight too!!)

[@Honey_cane]

Do you really think I’m gonna watch a full hour of this?! 😡 Well of course I am ☺️🤠

[@Atlas_xcl]

THE WAY ARNY SAYS: "I don't know my fruits!" IN SUCH AN INNOCENT MANNER- AND THE SMILE- OH MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

[@lexi.1249]

i have never had any aspiration to watch or read twilight but the editing and the dialogue they add to it makes it so much better 😹

[@HMcdonald-tc6xy]

As a musician I love the clair de lune in the background lovely choice Danny or editor ❤️

[@kinddearest6374]

I'm a very simple girl. I see Danny and Birlap... And I click ❤

[@mlk0-0]

As a volleyball fan and volleyball sister four times over, I appreciate the adoration of female volleyball players. They really are 10/10

[@splithollow]

My prayers have been answered!! Omg I’m so happy!! Lol have fun!

[@whoisjesse08]

im so excited to see this i have all the books and have watched all the movies and i cant wait for their reaction

[@kaylenhively3371]

Same lol

[@michaelbalbin2550]

Danny: Arny? How old are you? Arny: 69 Also danny: OR IS HE

[@julienbautista5205]

11:40 50 shades is a million times worse than Twilight. It's literally a fan fiction and the movie really improved on it

[@emiliakristiina1249]

I need you to continue this until you have read all the books haha

[@mary__simone]

That'd be well over a thousand hours of footage, but I'd happily watch all of it because the chaos is so entertaining 🤣

[@mary__simone]

Earlier we got a video of Kane and Arny reading some sus stuff together, and now we have a vid of Danny and Arny reading Twilight! These crack me up to no end 🤣🤍

[@oneofthemqueers123]

What's the white heart supposed to resemble... :^

[@mary__simone]

@@oneofthemqueers123 I sometimes like to end my comments with hearts, and do a different color each time. On the day I wrote that comment, I just decided to choose a white heart, lol :)

[@oneofthemqueers123]

@@mary__simone Ohhh- my mind went somewhere quite a bit away from there, if you know what I mean... :,)

[@rayonaisasimp]

Needed this hour of Danny and Arny content :))

[@dez_wisteria]

I swear this duo is my fav 😂💜

[@prynnenelson4124]

A movie-length yt update. I was not prepared for this

[@waffles9250]

I’m so excited every time you upload!!

[@yunliv3061]

Well, I'm also in love with Jasper and Alice, they were always my fav but Carlisle Daddy, yes. I laughed a lot with this video guys, thank you lol

[@breeputnam7639]

I love this duo cause they are always chaotic

[@abs_babs]

This is what I imagine a book club would be like

[@sunshine_star310]

I immediately clicked as soon as I saw the notification! Can’t wait to see how this turns out 🤣🤣

[@polar_callisto5900]

I live for the chaos they create together🤣🖤

[@Nyxtime]

I love that Danny is defending both Washington and Arizona, I understand Washington but not Arizona. It's freaking hot here in Arizona. It needs to be 70° at all times because that way it's not as hot as it is. Also I'm sorry I'm 5 Day's late but happy birthday Danny 🎉❤️

[@miamor4631]

stop because the "vampire" noise arny made had me rolling

[@80_ghosts]

CONGRATS ON 400k

[@lillypopsies1322]

the stuffies i cant- ITS SO CUTEEEE

[@Itznot_jay77]

Bro means Arny made eye contact for like a solid thirty seconds there and I felt it in my bones.

[@melophile_69]

Petition for you two to be professional audiobook narrators

[@mickeylou127]

I would buy every audiobook they make

[@melophile_69]

@@mickeylou127 yes lol

[@Junko1819]

This duo is the best thing to happen 😂

[@GorgonGirl07]

Arny's and Danny's valley girl/LSP voices are amazing! Danny and Arny actually made me enjoy Twilight.😳 TEAM CHARLIE! HELL YEAH!

[@kaylenhively3371]

WAIT ROBERT PATTINSON PLAYS THE BATMAN AND EDWARD THEY ARE CONNECTED VAMPIRE = BAT

[@dreamiemelodyy]

The last 10 minutes of this video was an absolute fever dream LMAOOOO

[@Yourgirlsoph2009]

this video : chaotic and filmed at a late hour me : 1 am and watching this thinking i should go to bed also me: nah ill watch this it'll be fineee

[@oghollylujah]

This is the skin of a killer, Danny

[@themaskedmaiden8620]

I am so glad my roommate recommended this channel XD I needed this today. Absolutely worth every second lol

[@RareNaomii]

Haha you expect me to watch a full hour of this WELL YOU DARN RIGHT I AM

[@StrayKids_Minsung_the_real]

6:50 The accent tho😂😂

[@charliehawkins2182]

Okay, I love Danny and Arny but I love this video even more bc my name is Charlie. So, I was just cracking up the entire time

[@Thatonechickenleg_]

i just love danny he is a great human being

[@vitoria.g.fernandes]

Love both of these men with my heart no cap 🧢

[@avaya9172]

Gotta love these two

[@pigeon9952]

arny actually recommends twilight as an alternative to toothpaste

[@pigeon9952]

i watched 2 more seconds and they made that same joke n v m

[@ew_stinky_6453]

honestly i love it when you guys read its more entertaining than an audio book

[@lollagurly198]

29:19 - "Sallow" : (of a person's face or complexion) of an unhealthy yellow or pale brown color

[@maddiebean6235]

According to Arny, Bella sounds like LSP

[@Sage_thef0x28]

I love how Bella just casually roast her parents

[@autumngrace4468]

the fact this is posted on robert's birthday too 😭😭😭😭

[@lowlowcheeses]

I remember when the twilight films first came out i read the books to see what the hype was. I remember there never being a description of what Bella looks like and then her mom was described as like her "but with laughter lines". That being said i think twilight vampire is one of the cooler vampires to be

[@emmadenk2178]

1. arny great job on bellas voice 2. danny good roleplay 3. WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!! you guys really give a good mood to other people ;)

[@emmadenk2178]

the actress of bella and the actor of edward were together in real life but the actress of bella cheated on him 🙁

[@Ilovewater37]

Holy shit y’all don’t even know me and my friends are having a sleepover and we’re watching you guys right now holy shit we are such a big fans

[@Rizzalert69]

aww, hope it was fun!!!

[@Sarah_powell]

adding claire de lune at around 35:00 was an absolute GOAT move.. go u offbeat u r a true twilight fan

[@phantomslayer4359]

Oh I am excited!! I am so ready for edward roasting!!

[@phantomslayer4359]

This is as good as I thought it would be!

[@Meipmeep]

Do not go to Forks! One lady bought all the properties that could possibly be affiliated to Twilight and ruined everything for the town…. I grew up in Port Angeles and the insanity of twilight was so crazy!

[@General-Gorou]

I'm scared yet exited since it's both of these guys😭

[@zoeka2289]

I tried listening to fall asleep too, got woken up by a tired Arny having a moment, no regrets

[@HopesAngelSprite]

YAYYY!! the chaotic duo that I love so much!!!

[@5unflare]

Kind of a random comment, but I walkways appreciate it when people have Hollow Knight music in their videos

[@5unflare]

Always* Oops

[@JaneJane4681]

I just saw arny and I could tell this was gonna be chaotic

[@rorohudson1726]

Happy 400k Danny 🤍

[@thatoneprettybitch8]

Makes my week happier

[@tiredx2507]

I expected our normal 36 min or 45 min VIDEO but never a 1 hour video😭😭. I mean I'm not complaining

[@emilydowney5785]

Him saying shout out to Emily. My heart running away.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Topicaltropicalpopsicle]

Welp, I'm emotionally invested in this channel just because you were also into the Pendragon books

[@serenityadamson6012]

Hey Danny... thanks for making the best content

[@zeelywa]

Later in the book Bella mentions she came so her mom didn't have to stay home with her while Phil was away.

[@lily_fulmer]

Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

[@elliexpeppermint]

petition for them to make a podcast people who signed 👇🏼

[@unknown._.6295]

5:13 I literally have an addiction to Doctor Strange. I've watched it over 15 times.

[@iamacurmudgeon]

Missed the opportunity to say “stop looking a free tree in its trussy”

[@TheDungbettle]

Danny, I start to cry and feel lonely when I watch your videos 🥲🥺😖

[@Kinn499]

these guys are too funny lol I can't even with these guys man, they talk more and get so off track it's the best, I dought they will ever read this but, im gonna say it anyways you guys are so funny, keep doing what you are doing.

[@parkrina303]

The fact I watched this whilst sick. Also Jasper, Carlisle and Alice for me

[@aishakhan4114]

MY FAVORITE FRIENDSHIP DUO

[@Kazalleas]

It's the fact that my name is Charlie and im just hearing "I'ma make Charlie segccy" I'm just 💀🖐️

[@thayymaglioni5270]

The end of this video is the best thing ever, this is why you should sleep often and in the right time HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Mars-nottheplanet]

This is absolute gold.