my gcse speech on why you should date me

i got a distinction for this mess

[@mariapace9848]

MY NEW SONG ‘CANT MAKE SENSE OF IT’ IS OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS AND ON MY KZbin CHANNEL!!! GIVE IT A LISTEN

[@yesterdays.faultt]

YYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[@duckieloooveschocolate]

WAHOOO

[@rakkurankaiyo]

SLAAY

[@Emmq81]

SLAY QUEEN

[@adisama4526]

no one cares

[@evielynn5896]

"i am incredibly fertile" what an odd flex to make in a classroom

[@user-vs9ds3dc2y]

AYO WHAT

[@kaisersboyfriend9388]

Lmao

[@tzaryr]

In an English classroom yes, but if this was a classroom in the Soviet Union…😏

[@kili223]

with 15

[@guardianfish7718]

Based on her white teeth

[@torpedex4600]

saying "im perfectly fertile" to your whole class is wild

[@allthingsldshadowlady8064]

Fr

[@StrawHatAura]

it's wilder to realize she said that to her other 15 year old classmates

[@GambinoTheGoat]

farmer frank: *finally a fertile space for mAh corn*

[@GearsOfCake]

I am incredibly*

[@jibzzz1]

Fr

[@qualifiedxiaosimp]

I can’t imagine how many people wanted to date her after this. We all need a friend like her. Confident, funny, kind.

[@fungusz_4292]

u said u should date her then called her a “friend” 😂

[@qualifiedxiaosimp]

@@fungusz_4292 i Never Said i should date her what😭

[@cream_cheese_bagel]

fertile too

[@editaxolotls]

I can't BELIEVE these people would dare to *laugh* at your amazing, sophisticated, emotional presentation.

[@koopa3195]

Mate get your head straight, they’re not fuckin’ laughing at her. They were laughing at her jokes💀

[@Briggylinda]

that's the joke-

[@koopa3195]

@@Briggylinda Well then it wasn't very funny. 😐

[@eduespro]

​@@koopa3195In all my apologies, That joke wasn't pleasantly funny 🧐

[@IraSquid]

ur profile picture and comment just tells me everything 🥱

[@really-quite-exhausted]

Having that amount of self-confidence and humour at age 15... I could NEVER.

[@UnkownUnkown01]

Fr tho, like I see every comment saying "I got inspired and my next presentation is going to be about a funny subject, thank you" but dude I am 15 and if I'd be up there I'm pissing my pants, I mean, I only did 2 presentations in my whole life, the first time I was nervous af, even my hands started to sweat, which until that point istg it never happened to me, I kept forgetting how to say words and literally shitting my pants, my second one went a noticeably better, only messed up some parts but after I went to my seat I noticed I was a bit sweaty and until that point I didn't realize how nervous I actually was. Now try to put me up there 💀...

[@Nishaajain01]

@@UnkownUnkown01 haha😂 happns when i gave my first speech in 8th grade my feet was shivering 🥶 but i did a good job 😂

[@trashpanda9160]

@@Nishaajain01 I remember 🧠 one speech 👄 I did and it went over ⬆️ the time 🕚 limit and nobody knew🧠 what was going on and I was scared💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Yes I’m making fun of you 💀

[@mileynetwork]

@@trashpanda9160 they only used 3 emojis tho

[@trashpanda9160]

@@mileynetwork 💀

[@daphnemo3080]

“ladies and gentlemen, especially the ladies” exactly exactly

[@mariapace9848]

i do love the ladies

[@chemistryflow]

@@mariapace9848 same ;)

[@herrforehead]

@@chemistryflow same

[@Summer-lr9nh]

@@herrforehead same

[@audreymcrobbie9477]

Priorities

[@H4O4Ti]

you really did this for your GCSE speech. These days, you would either be made fun of or it would not even be submitted in the first place. You are a legend for this

[@elijah6169]

Looks like a mock to me, you wouldn't immediately get told a grade for the actual one

[@magicalsteve2530]

@@elijah6169 with English speaking you do

[@c4ssowary]

@@magicalsteve2530nah you dont, did mine a year and a bit ago and didnt until the whole class was done

[@kebabz5856]

@@c4ssowary my teacher told mine straight away

[@ASRocketry]

@@c4ssowaryThat's just your teacher, mine did the same, but other classes in my school got theirs immediately. English speaking is a joke anyway

[@georgiagalaxy]

IF I was confident in high school at 15 I would’ve done something like this. You go girl 😭👊🏻

[@Ominate]

I for real wanna be like her😔

[@bluevalor491]

Real ones notice how even though she’s acting really confident it’s obvious that she’s shitting herself with nerves and trying to hold it together and stay confident 😂

[@brillywilly2998]

Exactly the slightly shaky voice gives it away

[@catloverforlife8]

@@brillywilly2998 Maybe she's out of breath?

[@nathilism]

Yeah honestly it puts me off, but she was only 15 so I guess I can't be too harsh.

[@jessicao-o165]

Yeah her voice is so shaky but it reminds me of my speech, I felt I was fine but my voice was so shaky I could feel it so when I spoke I didn’t do any pauses I just read it all monotonously and took a break and stared up occasionally, not a good idea but I remind myself that in the crowd you don’t care if they’re doing bad or good and you’re not going to be very critical but still... their looks seem doesn’t seem the best although it’s nice when you see a friend smiling, it’s reassuring.

[@oneofthosemoments4564]

@@nathilism it puts you off that someone voice is shaky?...

[@aaliyah6983]

THIS is what one would call cOnFiDeNcE

[@janlakumekaran2972]

@@himaragamage6400 she didn't body shame anyone, take a joke

[@joshmartin5260]

@@himaragamage6400 calm down jamal

[@khaleelalam4822]

@@himaragamage6400 bro it was a joke

[@johntonssen7231]

He’s not wrong though. American movies make you think arrogant Han Solo or Tony stark types are what confidence is. It’s not. That’s arrogance. Which is the exact opposite of confidence, it’s insecure. Steve Rogers is confident. Doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone. But yes this was just a joke presentation, she’s not serious

[@thunderzurafa7056]

@@johntonssen7231 Jamal , it was a joke bro

[@lostspoon]

the dramatic music in the background- thank you KZbin for this amazing recommendation-I hope they got a date after this

[@Owlph1bia_]

I remember watching this a year ago and laughing my head off. I finally came upon this video again and I still am laughing my head off. Let’s just agree that this video never gets old lol.

[@howisgamora_]

“Hello ladies and gentlemen, but especially the ladies” WE STAN ALREADY WHAT AN ICON

[@ddazxi]

FR AS A LESBIAN MY HEART IS ALREADY HERS

[@rorysaurusrex_]

why is that specifically what makes her iconic 🧐

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@rorysaurusrex_ well anyone could say anything abt her and say she's iconic based off of that. Her confidence? Iconic. Her beauty? Iconic. There is no objective reason, just subjective ones. After all, it do be an opinion

[@rorysaurusrex_]

@@cameronschyuder9034 i suppose, i guess i was just confused as to why her sexuality made her iconic. my years of struggle to come to my realisation of being bisexual didn’t make me “iconic”

[@ameliasellers6396]

@@rorysaurusrex_ I think it's because she's proud of it and chill about, and introduces it in such a smooth manner that it gains her icon status.

[@sophiavastra74389]

“My grades are higher than the majority of the girls skirts in-“ Omg I’m literally on the floor for this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sweetkitty7721]

IKRRRRR!!

[@AC_RDR2_Q]

why didn’t you finish it

[@kartikeyaanand4999]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JJones0710]

In year 9

[@viamarie]

Love your pfp

[@ananyapandey830]

"Looks do matter" Truer words were never spoken

[@lemonboy31708]

"Ladies and gentlemen, especially the ladies" is so real

[@jamesm7072]

We need to keep her single so she can make more of these Evil but essential

[@mariapace9848]

i’m weeing

[@valhatan3907]

Dang

[@meks039]

@@mariapace9848 tmi bro

[@tomfrommicrosoft2683]

@@mariapace9848 don't take this the wrong way but you look like female ned from spiderman

[@cloaker609]

Ceo of sex

[@ninthdoctor7918]

"Although I admire your dedication, this is science class."

[@satviksingh1200]

That was quite scientific though

[@bananaart6481]

The forehead and nose measurements

[@GandhiTheJanitor]

The description of being ideal in the viewpoint of evolution and then also the psychology of sight and attraction. It still stands!

[@CelestialBug]

But I mean, the presentation might lead to ✨chemistry✨

[@satviksingh1200]

@@CelestialBug ✨ooh✨

[@maayanpraiss1541]

“i am beautiful, through maths as well” had me dead 💀 😂😂

[@squodge]

I really enjoyed this. I remember doing my GCSE presentation (I too got a distinction), and I talked about using rune stones and tarot cards to predict the future... in a Catholic school lmao. Maria, very well done indeed!

[@erin-iq8tm]

it just makes it funnier that she went to a christian school

[@riomoore2006]

How do u know that?

[@tiny8626]

@@riomoore2006 She said year 9 girls having very high skirts.

[@riomoore2006]

@@tiny8626 that's just all British schools tho...

[@tiny8626]

@@riomoore2006 Christian/Catholic schools take it to another level. Trust me G

[@riomoore2006]

@@tiny8626 well I go to a catholic school so i just assumed that it was normal

[@Joey-hc9on]

5:15 She can dance, she can sing! She’s equipped with a built-in helium tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips. She can take song requests. She can even dispense ice-cream.

[@avataruri6987]

I See you were having trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type and will auto correct it. Thank you for selecting: Exotic butters.

[@kratosgodofwar777]

She can also fit an entire child in her

[@kratosgodofwar777]

Wait that goes both ways actually

[@emergency_food6410]

@@avataruri6987lmaoo

[@annymus4502]

I literally thought that

[@crellercorps]

I knew from the second that she started that I wanted to date her. It ain't about the quality of the speech, it's the fact her sense of humor was so self-satirizing that she actually went out and made it in the first place.

[@youcantsitwivuswig4243]

*me intensively studying this so i could get a distinction*

[@youcantsitwivuswig4243]

update i got a distinction i did my speech on the importance of consent :))

[@mlim6927]

youcantsitwivus wig well done uwU

[@mariapace9848]

youcantsitwivus wig eyyyyyy well done

[@suhay1a]

@@youcantsitwivuswig4243 do you have any advice on getting a distinction? Mine is supposed to be pretty soon

[@idrk1507]

@@suhay1a Advice would be walk around. Bonus points if you're using a confident, serious voice over a serious topic when you walk around(like I did). This is often overlooked On my presentation of ''why money buys happiness'' I walked around. And with a serious voice too when talking about and showing images of starving children. Anyways I got a distinction and my teacher said ''I felt like watching a TED talk'' EDIT: oops nvm your comment was 6 months ago lmao I thought it said 6 hours

[@elliemac01]

If you ever need an ego boost get this girl to write a speech about how great you are

[@gyohatsutake]

😂😂

[@tesleemhussein5217]

@@gyohatsutake As you can see your jaw is at a 47.5 degree angle.Therefore you have a defender and aesthetically pleasing face.

[@gyohatsutake]

@@tesleemhussein5217 what does that even mean??

[@tesleemhussein5217]

@@gyohatsutake oops I said defender I meant splendid.As for the rest it was just waffle 😂😂😂

[@WeirdcoreElf]

Yes

[@aswathy1609]

Tbh, i was laughing my lungs out loud for that amazing speech. Honestly you really deserve a distinction for all the points you have stated is to why we should date u. Im going into year 9 this august and hopefully if i get a speech-related assignment, i will try to do this topic fr.

[@matthewavery8740]

8052 comments. 4,7M views. 3 Years ago. If this girl hasn't got more suiters than prince charming by now, the world is doomed. For the record. Your TEDx stance, along with the confident and radiant smile at only 6 seconds in had me double check the title. Seems like an absolute top tier girl. Lets hope we all find one like her, ey lads?

[@bluebull2006]

U can tell by how she flowed through this effortlessly she rehearsed this many times in her room

[@jimmysta2348]

Or not at all

[@b1nary_f1nary]

@@jimmysta2348 You havent done many presentations have you

[@sashauldistuns1571]

Clearly seen two different videos but maybe it’s her Britishness that’s distracting you or she Australian now thinking New Zealand

[@Hoppitot]

@@b1nary_f1nary You should've seen my presentation on why monster energy drinks are divine, came up with the idea 40 minutes before I had the presentation and tossed it all together better than I've ever done a presentation in my entire life. Sometimes the preparation isn't very intentional but still you have a lifetimes worth of words.

[@priyaa2175]

This is not practice honey its confidence ummm i smell someone burning though

[@mariapace9848]

i am aware that i have numbered it wrong okay, but that it is not a reason why you shouldn’t date me

[@aaliyahj1013]

i love this !!

[@naodalem6168]

@@aaliyahj1013 rlly

[@smokerx6291]

@@naodalem6168 simp

[@naodalem6168]

@@smokerx6291 r u dumb?

[@busy365]

@@naodalem6168 no u r

[@samanthachan3994]

This is the most eloquent, perfect, and beautiful speech I have ever heard. Nothing this amazing has ever reached my ears until now.

[@thelocallevisimp6224]

This is legit a good speech tho- - Facts - Statistics - Sources - Confidence - Smooth speaking - Rhetorical questions Holy shit this is what I'm doing as soon as I have the chance

[@Hoppitot]

Especially the talent in making unfavourable statistics seem good, "40% of men say they prefer women without makeup" XD

[@kfa-gg1927]

only thing missing is an iron

[@joshuataylor3550]

Moreover

[@_CICIE_]

Same lol

[@jibzzz1]

Ok

[@lore480]

I'm a very competitive person in terms of grades and performance and I have to admit if I was in that class I would be shaking in my boots

[@mariapace9848]

brev

[@lore480]

I got a distinction

[@blvnkq]

@@lore480 yesss go on

[@lore480]

@@blvnkq thank you for the encouragement

[@AmegakureRain]

My presentation was on camels and I put Johnny sins and a bunch of other inside jokes ppl were laughing the whole time I got a distinction 💀💀

[@UnkownUnkown01]

if I had one wish in the world I want this girl's confidence😭

[@mariapace9848]

i have a song coming on the 15th of July be prepared

[@BillyBob-lq8nd]

omg its a song

[@ICFAlot]

;O

[@infinitemultipliers]

ok

[@Dan_araki]

Omg

[@aaaa12992]

GASP

[@Al-KA1mist]

As a guy that gets an anxiety attack if I have to do a speech, I can say with confidence that she has more balls than I've ever had in my entire life!

[@krossthomas8881]

Would like email her and say want date her?

[@TanoBricks]

same i'd probably keep staring at the board to read out my presentation with a straight face if i had to do something like this and my heart would be POUNDING and not even because everyone would be staring at me, because of my fear of talking in general. i don't really speak to people unless they're my friends which ive known since the start of primary

[@inhabitantwaps3qs803]

Youd get beat up after for doing a speech like that if your a male this is the most cringe performance ive seen dont compare yourself to this thing.

[@TVG-]

"ballussy"

[@mak5386]

Do u generate balls bro.like evrry week

[@mariapace9848]

i’d like to mention i was 15 when i made this and i’m now 18 and oml

[@therealsomeone2353]

Bruh why this recommended now during my A levels? 😂😂

[@sentralkl]

Its hilarious

[@tastethedifferencecheese]

it was an incredible project. I hope you haven't been single for 18 years now

[@zainabjabed5559]

This is amazing lmao

[@somebodygr8845]

Im 18 with you yay :)

[@eupacas6517]

I had to do my speech in april and this video inspired me A LOT! I decided to deviate from the serious topics everybody else was doinv speeches about and decided to do something more fun. Thanks for posting this :)

[@dusty3186]

Thank you Maria, I was having a long day at work and felt like half dead. Your presentation lit me the hell up 180 degrees. Now I feel like today isn't so bad. I hope you a bright future and a loving partner who appreciate all the perks of dating you and TOTALLY no disadvantages.

[@NaThingSerious]

Why is this actually so good though? Direct address Emotive language Repetition Exaggeration Triples Facts Statistics Sources Opinions Rhetorical questions Confidence Eye contact Smooth flow Comedy Tone Pace Connection with the audience Counter argument This is literally a perfect speech.

[@NaThingSerious]

@@johntonssen7231 that last section was so cringey. Anyway. Obviously if this was an actual presentation in front of thousands at a professional setting, the delivery wasn’t that good. However considering this is a GCSE one done by a child, it is quite good. The pacing was good, fast where it needed to be, pauses where they should be, etc, apart from the occasional parts where she rushed a bit too fast. Also, considering the topic she chose, she remained decent composure, yes there were some parts where she started giggling but in a class with a bunch of immature kids, I’d expect more giggling considering the topic. I’ve been in her position (not the same topic but doing English gcse) and half the kids just blankly read an unrehearsed script.

[@seastilton7912]

@@johntonssen7231 I’ve heard worse from Ted Talks. As someone who talks fast this was the perfect pace in my opinion. I got the top grade for my GCSE speaking and it wasn’t anywhere near this good

[@kenarnarayaka]

@@johntonssen7231 brooo have you seen GCSE speeches?

[@Ivy3h]

@@johntonssen7231 this is absolutely not bog standard. Have you heard any gcse speeches? Doing a speech on a topic like this in front of your own class requires immense confidence, and this is very well done, especially compared to most other gcse speeches.

[@sparklekitty4420]

@@Ivy3h I totally agree!! Everyone in my school’s asking if we can do it on comedic subjects because we’re doing them in a few weeks and the teachers are so strict they won’t even let the students, we have to pick ‘serious’ topics or something less funny :( this was amazing, well done to her 👏

[@aeredits6030]

it’s the fact that this actually has everything a presentation needs

[@Leazha08]

Literally 😂

[@maximusking1751]

except working video

[@aliab7715]

@@maximusking1751 i think its intentional

[@beastof_]

gaaahhh no conclusion gaaaaahhhhh

[@randominfected1924]

​@@aliab7715yeah

[@fruityeclipse]

Your confidence is incredible. Humour? Also incredible. You are the kind of person i strive to be like✨✨✨

[@emmachan673]

eyooo just wanted to thank you for putting this up. bc it gave me the courage to go wild on my gcse speech too . and frankly, that made the experience much more tolerable, ((did mine on perfectionism, with a slightly comical/expressive twist, and this was the push i needed to stop me from doing a whole news-report situation

[@Keeby.]

Maybe it was bc i was in the year where most exams were cancelled bc lockdown so i only had to do it infrount of 1 teacher but im bad at speaking and was terrrible at academics in high school yet i passed having planned it all out the hour before i had to do it bc i forgot about it

[@OR3O_xd]

I relate to this. Thank you youtube algorithm for recommending me this video.

[@BrainsofaWeirdArtist]

Verified user? 😳😳😳

[@hn1251]

lmaooo hi

[@Haitham_Al]

Or3o >>>

[@Mrs.Plague]

What how are you here

[@TikiWikiWaaah]

:0

[@51918]

I love how she clicks on her laptop for the next slide, runs over to the other side of the screen, and then IMMEDIATELY reveals that that was unnecessary because she can just flip through the slides by tapping the screen. 10/10 comedy gold

[@ramonrommers5387]

She uses PowerPoint notes, it gives notes next to your presentation and she had a lot of “double” slides

[@whengrapespop5728]

Everyone in that classroom is aware of the touch function, so not really a reveal, though.

[@alyssa09485]

@@whengrapespop5728 Reveals.. to the *audience* bro, I wasn't aware of the tap function

[@BraydonHopfner]

She said she was funny though

[@alex-kc9rd]

You’re so confident and hilarious! Brilliant speech, so remarkable you were only 15 and this great at conducting the room

[@thesacretchanel1535]

omg this video has officially motivated me to be confident while speaking/presenting in class /srs thank you Maria 😭😭💀

[@Deathstar21991]

If she didn’t get a date out of this, I will be severely disappointed

[@Quintenx]

fr

[@Youngy]

I’d imagine she got a lot but rejected them all

[@qannicc]

@@Youngy that would be so girlboss off her

[@SkeleTonHammer]

Women don't need to do this to get dates, just existing and leaving the house is sufficient.

[@donnyplayz4090]

@@SkeleTonHammer Exactly 😭

[@anital2464]

You can tell she’s nervous yet she’s still confidently talking about this I would never be able to do this-

[@a1marine105]

I wouldn't even get past the first slide she has more balls than I do

[@komiismywaifu7616]

Social anxiety so this is something I have in nightmares. I had a dream where I was in school, and I didn’t have a pen. Yes, in the dream I had a panic attack and I woke up.

[@kxngs_miron7317]

@@komiismywaifu7616 its a fucking pen just ask for 1 lmao

[@ibraheemahmed8369]

@@kxngs_miron7317 just other's have anxiety so stfu

[@Terminated_Account]

@@komiismywaifu7616 pfp checks out

[@blueblackbaldwin]

Such confidence indeed 😤. Stunningly beautiful.

[@MaroonButterfly7]

You motivate me to try to be more confident. Thank you Maria for being amazing 😭

[@jumgkoo3079]

your confidence is just too cool and you really deserved that distinction after the speech!! this is awesome

[@kezchoii]

Yeahhhh

[@daniedits9030]

Hopefully she has a boyfriend now

[@catchy9665]

@@daniedits9030 or girlfriend

[@daniedits9030]

@@catchy9665 yeah I just realized she’s gay

[@catchy9665]

@@daniedits9030lol

[@mimidoggo7167]

the amount of confidence this girl has to not only stand up in front of 30 people and present a presentation but to also have that presentation on why you should date her is genuinely intimidating shes unreal, unbelievably inspiring my lawd gg

[@popsickle_]

3.5k likes and no replies?

[@zekoyt]

yez

[@sodamisc]

FRRR

[@bookish4415]

I would be drop dead terrified of the teacher telling me ‘that’s not appropriate for school’

[@mimidoggo7167]

@@bookish4415 she was probably deadass thinking of that too, it's the fact you can tell she's nervous throughout the video but still pulls through with comedic effect that makes it so admirable, this Mf ain't scared of nuthn 😭😭

[@noirefir3]

I used to rewatch this video in fear of my own speech but ended up getting a distinction too even though I wrote it the night before anda was shaking throughout the whole speech 🤣

[@emmaelliot_]

It was a creative, funny, logical and emotinal speech Maria, love the way you speak❤

[@MrSMLEWeeb]

Hands down *THE BEST* GCSE speech there has ever been

[@mariapace9848]

i’m acc weeing HEHAHAHA

[@piinkedits3262]

IKRRR

[@user-vs9ds3dc2y]

Indeed

[@halicusnguyen8864]

@@mariapace9848 SO TRUE

[@lucindapinnellova190]

My sister said that there were people in her class that did their speeches on mental health, anxiety, famine, climate change etc. She did hers on Vector. Yes, Vector as in orange suit bowl cut “oh yeah” vector.

[@bubblesintheocean4638]

I'm curious to know how that turned out

[@taz_amz]

@@bubblesintheocean4638 PFFT I love that, Vector of all people 😭

[@marleyzimmerman5475]

may i ask what grade she is in and may i ask why she is such a genius

[@arsonistwholovesyou]

@@marleyzimmerman5475 probably in university, guessing by her analytic abilities of finding things quite as important as anxiety and climate change which are often overlooked in their contribution to society.

[@nakamotorskrskrvroom8038]

Ashamed to admit I thought of the physics vector

[@WinterPhoenixForestKirin]

This is truly perfect 😁. You're a gem. I hope the class all applauded! 🥰😃

[@Snowy_dowy]

To this day, this is still a legend speech😂

[@abhijiththampi]

I love that she's very nervous and it shows in her voice but she soldiers on. And towards the second half she comes into her own.That's how confidence grows.

[@umar5685]

She's not nervous, she's laughing her ass off with the other kids about her topic that she can't keep a straight face. She's already confident, if she had anything else, she'd blast right through it.

[@saiokyo959]

I think u watched the wrong vid…

[@Unintelligentful]

@@saiokyo959 No ur just a bad judge of character - she is absolutely nervous throughout but she coped well and got through it with confidence.

[@daeggyun8546]

@@saiokyo959 i recognize a shaky voice myself and yes, she's nervous

[@Nsquare_01]

Not really "very" but yeah she's nervous and that's just natural

[@smugbowkid9919]

I could only hope to ever achieve this level of confidence and dateability. What a speech.

[@xia1022]

fr

[@testhekid]

same

[@lb9817]

You can! I went from a quite shy guy in 2019 to now not fearing rejection by women. I now that sounds like a painfully long time, however all that had to happen was seeing someone goodlooking enough so that the fear of "having them pass by forever gone" trumps fear of rejection. Took me some time to figure that out, but hope (at least in the context of dating) that what I've previously stated is sound advice.

[@gardenfalls]

@@lb9817 yeah but you can still be shy

[@lb9817]

@@gardenfalls Absoulutely. I think it's better to 'practise' outwardness and trying to talk to people so that you can more easily function socially

[@tengkuhafiz4174]

10/10 that confidence is enough to pull any high standard man

[@novo6462]

Its not a display of narcissism, you can hear how nervous she is. It takes guts to do that when you're a teenager.

[@CosmicHarmony58]

ya a narcissist would literally feed off of talking about themselves

[@glc5o]

@@CosmicHarmony58 girl☠️

[@o.602]

​@@CosmicHarmony58 this is me when i'm using terms that i do not understand 😭😔

[@MrAhuapai]

I think it has to be taken as tongue in cheek. She knows she's talking herself up but its a hoot.

[@pitou5912]

she sounds actually quite nervous, must feel super cring even after for a while

[@Gianaxe.]

IMAGINE BEING HER FRIEND.. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE😭 BC SHE IS SO FUNNY

[@CursedKnov]

I hope your caps lock key is broken

[@calicobagels]

@@CursedKnov dayum

[@idrathernotsay5505]

I hope you all change your profile pic

[@neomneomgyu3607]

@@despiniwww oh wait i can see it , wonyoung's on it :DD

[@rikmarlon]

LITERALLY?

[@Beanthemurderer]

This speech made me cry . This is so beautiful

[@Ravicade]

I've heard of your speech. You, miss, are LEGENDARY. Your speech was discussed throughout my entire bloody English class.

[@aimeedouglas9992]

i did my gcse speech on why children's entertainment nowadays is turning their brains to mush and i do not regret it cuz whilst my classmates made profound speeches on the government and climate change, i got to rant about peppa pig, balamory and cocomelon for 8 minutes straight. :)

[@ApeX-pj4mq]

DONT YOU DISS BALAMORY

[@abbym11111]

You should've looked into the Larva/Larva Island show to add unto your list...compare that show to something like Arthur or some other amazing shows they used to make....smh 😔🤧

[@aimeedouglas9992]

@@ApeX-pj4mq dw i didnt diss balamory, it was my reference point for a good show actually! i was using it as an example of how kids shows should be made, it is impossible to diss :)

[@aimeedouglas9992]

@@stephany6417 my main point against it was that although i understood why kids find it very popular, peppa can sometimes act bossy which can have the potential to influence their mind in a negative way and i wanted to compare it to other shows that can influence a child in a positive way, like teletubbies was created in such a way by professionals who knew how young toddlers would learn from a show like that. however, i do have to say, as bossy as she can sometimes be, i cannot deny peppa is still an icon and despite what i say about her in my speech, i still vibe with her :)

[@Jay_0605]

My man 🤝

[@sobome]

Honestly thought smh you deserved higher than a distinction, the exam board should make that a thing just for this speech

[@mariapace9848]

Ogu Dothan honestly aqa needs to pattern up hehe

[@sobome]

Maria Pace ikkk they really be letting us down like that

[@sobome]

Maria Pace bruh I’ve got my English speech on Friday and for some reason while everyone was talking about doing modern slavery and abortion and shit all I could come up with was signs that Bigfoot exists and the art of procrastination and I still don’t know exactly what I’m doing and it’s so soon and i need help

[@mariapace9848]

Sophie Munday i would just do the one that is the most interesting to talk about :)

[@ceoofnoodles]

@@sobome how was it

[@jeanettechipmunk]

i love how she has the confidence to make this the topic of her speech i wish i could do that

[@LOUIEDRAGON]

Confidence 110%! Well done girly, this is amazing!!! X

[@lemon_maho]

she is beautiful she can dance she can sing she is funny she is smart she has an extreme level of confidence she is a disney princess

[@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567]

dont forget she has an extreme level of confidence

[@usagihika]

@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 oop, okay she’s a Disney heroine

[@username8586]

And to this date, she is no longer underage anymore. So @SoiRit Nova now it's ya time xD

[@lemon_maho]

@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 how dare I forget that, DONE!

[@lemon_maho]

@@username8586 hahahaha

[@KatyVLOGS12]

Bro as a school nerd I would spend hours preparing for presentations and be completely confident in what I’m presenting and my voice would still tremble and face would get red. I can only aspire to become as confident as this chad female right here

[@laurnborne3830]

Just try not to notice their faces. I would stare at the seats and the walls. No one is watching you. You're alone, still rehearsing your lines. Mind all clear and nervousness gone.

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

@@laurnborne3830 That is honestly a really good tip, thanks for the advice :D

[@mcthearapy4140]

I just think that I’m a comedian on stage presenting and looking directly to someone’s eyes that I think goes along to what ever I said

[@eliasvonbrille]

Completely opposite with me. I loved trash talking all day long Infront of my class. Unfortunately that meant that I would trash talk all day long and do a shit presentation 😂. But it was always fun

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

I would have to keep dreaming

[@wooeowelwke]

i love when this gets recommended to me again it makes me laugh so hard you’re so epic n funny fr 😭🔥

[@nerd26373]

Her outward confidence and accent is simply admirable. I could never relate. I remember I also did a speech back in high school, but unfortunately, it backfired. I was practically stuttering and it wasn’t appealing at all.

[@inertia179]

Same thing happened to me, and it's still one of my greatest nigtmares to date. Someone actually cracked a laugh. It was so embarassing...

[@tangytim6699]

@@inertia179 PFFFF

[@ahaj6926]

I've got my speech tomorrow 😬

[@lovely-oc7us]

@@ahaj6926 good luck!

[@Randomguy-sq5sj]

@@ahaj6926 howd the speech go???

[@hibbaxoxo]

"For 15 years, I have been single." I CANT RELATE MORE 💀😭

[@sohyunlee3407]

For 14 years for me-

[@hibbaxoxo]

@@sohyunlee3407 ahaha! thank you for the support btw! it means a lot! 💗

[@reyes8143]

For 21 years for me 🥲

[@sta5348]

For 19 years I have been single dw just know someone out there will empathesize

[@hibbaxoxo]

@@sta5348 thank you haha! 💞

[@cchewyy.]

the confidence is insane. i COULD NEVER EVER WOULD NEVER

[@shlorgersen]

I shouldn’t of ate whilst watching this, I choked of laughter, u have some serious confidence girl!

[@anponmon]

The amount of Political energy she radiates is absolutely astonishing

[@marioluigi9599]

Yeah it's so annoying.

[@orlandopurcell5381]

@@marioluigi9599 then why watch it?

[@marioluigi9599]

@@orlandopurcell5381 I actually never did. I'm commenting based on the title of the video and the other comments I was gonna watch it but when I saw the other comments I was like... yeah... no, I'd rather not

[@orlandopurcell5381]

@@marioluigi9599 oh Alg alg

[@treetopanimations6452]

@@marioluigi9599 why not it’s so funny 🤣

[@annaamariaa]

stfu how nice must the people in your school have been for you to be able to do this without getting made fun of - you are hilarious (and date-worthy) but if I tried this at my high school I would get bullied so hard 😭 you are living my dream, girl.

[@mariapace9848]

girl i don’t even know- i was 15 back then okay💀💀

[@Ershy_]

@@mariapace9848 and do you regret it? May have been incredibly cringe, but funny nonetheless

[@just3hush]

@@mariapace9848 just because ur speech was so impeccable and exquisite... I subscribed to u :)

[@johntonssen7231]

You murican? She’s English so her class size was probably around 90 people. She probably knows everyone well. In US you have like 250 people per year, means you barely know your classmates. So you’ll be embarrassed more etc. I’m not British but I am European, I knew most people in my school, let alone year. All the popular kids from older and younger years would know each other.

[@annaamariaa]

@@johntonssen7231 I'm english my dude, her class was probably only 30 people and i would have still got bullied 😔☝🏻

[@Cheesecakefactory2007]

Thank you for helping me boost my confidence and come up with a really good and really entertaining speech 😊. I’ve decided to make a speech on how to get your dream guy and I hope I get a distinction

[@aliab7715]

her self confidence at 15 is wayyyy higher than when i was her age hahahah

[@louishappy7555]

Above all the great qualities she claimed she has, there’s one undeniable fact: she is the PERFECT SALES WOMAN!

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

She forgot to mention it's an perfect economic decision then

[@vidasbauzys9091]

Boring af

[@demi172]

she sells seashells on the seashore...

[@evie7982]

I'm writing my speech on procrastination and I am in AWE of your confidence. What an icon. Someone better come date you right now if they haven't already or there will be hands thrown.

[@mariapace9848]

aweee thank you so much and nobody has dated me yet :(

[@evie7982]

Maria Pace people have no taste these days 😒

[@bagopurritoes3959]

how was ur speech?

[@xkrc06x69]

Lol just scrolling thru the comments and saw this, I also wrote my speech on procrastination :D

[@saeadegenerate6179]

@@xkrc06x69 lmaoo I also did mine on procrastination 😂

[@newbie4789]

The side eyes, clicks, the presentation, jokes and the Britishish accent. Why this girl was ever single?

[@user-ov1wz9sc3e]

OML this made my day awesome job and the fact you said “Perfectly Fertile” to your class 😂😂😂😂😅😂

[@mariapace9848]

i am now 19

[@goobi3780]

Hi now 19 I’m goobis

[@walterscott8463]

What’s your @ on Instagram

[@luigi695]

​@Biogence I agree with this question

[@ayamii37]

did the presentation work?

[@docem43]

I ate an umpa lumpa 😋😋

[@passengerseatreviews]

I'm jealous of the fact that your teacher actually let you CONTROL THE SLIDES YOURSELF

[@toiny3404]

are you telling me this is not a universal experience- :')

[@passengerseatreviews]

@@toiny3404 Indeed :')

[@YourLocalYN]

In the description she said she got detention for this

[@rblx8k]

@@YourLocalYN she got distinction which means she got awarded for this

[@passengerseatreviews]

@@YourLocalYN yup and distinction is the highest grade I believe.

[@shannonl.6107]

that was the best speech/presentation i have ever seen and will probably ever see

[@may_0reo816]

Wow this video is really inspiring as someone who is trying to do better presentations! That was so smooth I hope to do that

[@ezmaze42]

She's giving me the really smart kid who's friends with everyone type of vibe

[@projectalpha4782]

She just has infinite self confidence. Self confidence will basically make or break you as a person. If you have it then the world is your oyster. You'll be outgoing, have great people skills, will be willing to take risks, won't care about groups or certain friends, you'll probably be an extrovert which has infinite benefits too. If you don't have self confidence life becomes a whole lot harder. You'll likely have poor social skills which will be the result of social anxiety, if you have social anxiety very few people will want to be around you as it'll be them feel awkward, so you'll find it very hard to make friends, you won't have the confidence to pursue challenging things, you won't take risks, you'll very likely develop depression as a result of nobody wanting to be around you, you'll likely be bullied, you won't have the confidence to ask for anything you want like pay rises. A life without self confidence is hell, believe me. Unfortunately extroverts will thrive in society and introverts won't or will struggle to. The single most important thing in life is communication. If you have good communication every door in the world will open up, if you don't it's a dark, dark place and almost every door will close trapping you.

[@pollyrose10]

This girl needs her own show or something- like the jokes, the delivery, everything about this was perfect

[@CB-fq2ye]

Your right she needs her own show! She'd do so great if she felt like doing it as a career lol

[@ZDavvi]

Lessen than 33

[@OmegaKenelly]

Daaamn, that is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time lol. I’m thinking there was a point to what you were saying but you turned it into a comedy routine! With a sense of humour like that, you’re going places. A natural born public speaker lol x

[@esther271]

I'm impressed with the confidence you have, you look stressed but if it were me I would cry (literally, I'm not kidding, it happened to me once 😅)

[@esther271]

So, has anybody dated you? I could have done it just for the speech XD

[@mariapace9848]

man really had the balls with this one

[@juneconnell-sahin1761]

i love how you still come back to this

[@mariapace9848]

@@juneconnell-sahin1761 HEHAHAH, i have to when i am still being reminded that teachers show you this😭😭😭

[@archocystosyrinx]

Your confidence is inspiring

[@genox633]

@@mariapace9848 your confidence is insane the comedic effect on your PowerPoint was amusing next level thinking that distinction was meant to be for you lol

[@LavroseRovender]

i love this video, made me laugh

[@neilchakr]

she's so self-aware, i am scared

[@mariapace9848]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@ploosmaD]

I would happily listen to this on repeat. Well done on Distinction! Well deserved (even if im saying this after 3 years)

[@manuel.4595]

In addition to the amazing speech, I like your taste of classical music. Valse Sentimentale is such a beautiful piece.

[@hexpie9209]

Man, I graduated highschool a few weeks ago. Presentations like these are some of the few things I'm gonna miss. Just perfectly presented, and at the same time hilarious.

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

you can do all tht and more in college!

[@justanothermortal1373]

I'm a girl I'm heterosexual But for her, I am willing to make sacrifices.

[@aliasofanalias7448]

@@motherfishos6343 How is it toxic? It's just weird to you if anything. People who throw "toxic" around are usually creating the energy they speak of.

[@kateri7404]

@@motherfishos6343 ??

[@motherfishos6343]

I’m sorry

[@motherfishos6343]

@@aliasofanalias7448 I’m sorry I just think that it is offensive to tell someone that… I don’t mean to start arguments :(

[@aliasofanalias7448]

@@motherfishos6343 You could ask yourself why you think that and maybe analyse your perspective, they would probably be offended if they saw you called them toxic. It's cool we're not arguing

[@Mm-tv3jr]

This is amazing. She's going to go very far in life