MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS... (the two sides of my brain)

In this sketch, the two sides of my brain are once again arguing. They can't agree on what my resolutions should be for this year.

[@julienolke]

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[@brunorequiabatai3895]

@Andrei Hag 😅

[@justingriffiths6931]

Julie, good work making the fame resolution a reality!

[@therealgaragegirls]

I love how childish her creative side is. Sooooooo funny.

[@rebeccamccreary8530]

And always wears the same shirt.

[@Temmie321]

Reminds me a bit of Jake & Amir :-)

[@percyjacksonfan670]

@Existential Crisis Core on Infinite Earths i relate to you on a spiritual level

[@darkriku12]

@Existential Crisis Core on Infinite Earths I just started learning that I should never try to control my ADHD side. Instead, the logical side just steers the bull a little bit and pays attention to what happens while letting the creative side go wild. I actually get a let done this way! Even if others around me observe in horror.

[@vannestch]

After that "This is Julie from 4 months in the future," I do think 2020 is going to be your year.

[@seasons1146]

And you were so right

[@claraknudsen5714]

"How far can you throw a life size adult male?" "Is there another size?" was such a clever joke!!

[@crains8087]

I work for NASA and I am a small adult female.

[@cherrydragon3120]

Lol that was funny yes

[@nogr8rthnrader]

“No. No more chips” *shovels chips* 😂😂

[@samanthasutton7963]

“I resoluted...(licks hand to tame wispy)...to be famous” 😂

[@ddebenedictis]

That one is working out well for her 😊

[@mikimik10]

Seems like 2020 is actually your year 😂

[@apoema42]

Finally chosen by the algorithm, the famous wish is just that much closer.

[@harshberiwal4123]

Well, we can't blame her. She can time travel

[@John-nx1vr]

😂

[@ladydanger21]

hells to the ya for Jules!

[@jenniferbates2811]

I hope so! She's an amazing talent! I've already subscribed!💜🧡💛💚💙❤

[@JustenHarden]

I freakin love this girl.

[@julienolke]

☺️☺️

[@andyresspiamonte4647]

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that she actually became famous, or that her second resolution was to travel the world

[@user-qn4tq2qt5m]

Lol

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

That was for 2019, so she hadn't yet, and it was still possible.

[@namukolosiyumbwa3323]

'I want to be famous' 2020: OK.

[@octodude6815]

"Look how serious I'm being." *makes SuperSerious Face* Gold. This whole skit, gold. I think I'm in love with your humor.

[@labarbaroja]

Yes, I WILL be using that "Czech-mate" line from now on.

[@Peanutka22]

Can you not? You'll seem pretty dumb saying "czekoslovakian"

[@jeyzeus]

@@Peanutka22 What's your problem with her referring to country that doesn't exist anymore? Since when we're not allowed to make joke that contains name of the countries that don't exist anymore?

[@Peanutka22]

@@jeyzeus Well, for the matter of the joke it actually is important. Are you from the Roman empire? Well, no, OBVIOUSLY, because it doesn't exist. Moreover, the joke works alsor with "just" Czech Republic. And the last point, nobody would call themselves czechoslovakian, it has always been either Czech or Slovak. You can imagine it as calling someone "great-britanian". Doesn't work, there are 3 nations there.

[@OneRichMofo]

@@Peanutka22 wales dont count

[@grim_2000]

@@OneRichMofo So... Welsh people are not Welsh?

[@gazjones]

This is an exact representation of my rational side of my brain talking to my resolution side.

[@julienolke]

Totally! 😜

[@EyeEmEs69]

The vacuum part was hilarious!!!

[@ddebenedictis]

Yes it was. I love her reactions when using it on her face 😆

[@marekj1100]

Just don’t try that one at home, okay? One should never put a running vacuum-cleaner’s nozzle in one’s face! Seriously.

[@thatHARVguy]

@@marekj1100 Yeah. That would totally suck.

[@johnleake5657]

So well acted!

[@christinem.alwaysbelieve]

"Are you laughing or are you choking?" 😂🤣😂🤣 Julie you are the best! 👍💜

[@parkergreaves9975]

"are you laughing or are you choking?" my friends whenever I laugh

[@bloojkl4520]

That “look at me, see how serious I’m being?” perfectly captures my energy every time I make my NY’s resolutions

[@RaisedinAlaska]

Funny stuff. I fell down the Julie rabbit hole today and spent a lot of time watching your videos today. Good work. :-)

[@dlc.1117]

“And steal John Krasinski” My mind: wait, wait, what?

[@TheMiniJunkie]

You are amazing and SHOULD be famous! "Czechmate".

[@Peanutka22]

For not noticing that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist for 27 years?

[@Peanutka22]

@@josephynecuda1619 But not Czechoslovakia. Which is what she said.

[@josephynecuda1619]

@@Peanutka22 I just finished the video and I feel so dumb

[@echo7798]

The Czech republic still exists tho..

[@Peanutka22]

@@echo7798 Sigh... watch the video and listen to what she says.

[@rebeccafoster-faith6647]

"I want to be famous"... Well after Julie explained the pandemic to her past self 4 times which prompted so many copycat videos....I think she hit at least 1 goal!

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Just one year late.

[@janeanfeller9363]

The "Czech mate" line is brilliant!! 😅

[@Peanutka22]

Indeed, since she clearly hasn't seen a map for the last 27 years...

[@danzwku]

"i think this is going to be our year" good thing she didn't make this in january 2020

[@YouAreBreathing]

Me at the end of 2020: "At least I survived 2020. Let's see if 2021 will be better, and I'll finally start on my New Year's resolutions."

[@ZachariahMBaird]

"Only eat junk food on weekends" so no healthy food on weekends? Sounds easy to me.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Im at I only eat junkfood on days and nights, Im doing pretty good not eating any junkfood at Other times.

[@draginator6]

Quick work with that vacuum, being clean is important lol.

[@enzoloren2031]

To become bffs with Emily Blunt and steal John Krasinski is also one of my resolutions this year lol Love this Julie, you are hilarious 😂 🤣

[@julienolke]

It’s possible...

[@humanseekingtruth6080]

Oh the voices in our brains, truly bring us much laughter! Hahahahaha! 🤣 this was perfect!

[@marieovergaard4189]

This is literally what any conversation sounds like in my head. I love the videos you do with your two sides of the brain. It’s so much like my brain it’s scary. 😂

[@theTrend7]

One of few people that can make you see two different people in one.😂🤣

[@alayna1358]

“Are you laughing or are you choking” I laugh so hard at things and then choke on my own spit so both lol

[@davidgreen139]

"It's sucky" incredible Elf reference

[@lucyxxx8991]

I was looking for this comment I love elf

[@iodinev]

After watching a BUNCH of your videos, I'm pretty sure a Nolke is a unit of comedic timing.

[@markreilly899]

every time I watch one of these videos, I can't help but be so incredibly blown away by how talented, creative, funny and brilliant you are! Wow!

[@alikaandrade3435]

Every time I try to think about resolutions I think about how the measurement of time is completely contrived and years aren’t real and then I have a deep existential crisis. So yeah I completely identify with this video.

[@rosolenn]

Just recall that high noon is 12:00 in Greenwich.

[@theodored2830]

The writing is so good that it seems like two actual different people having a improvised conversation

[@28isaac28]

That shifting eyes in the end is the most underappreciated part of the video.

[@shyannestrength1452]

"I need you to be serious right now. Do you see how serious I'm being?"😂 I love her!!

[@TheKnightWhoSaysFuckYou]

This is by far the best example of editing a "one person dialogue" I've ever seen.

[@Y_Canada]

Julie, you DID get famous in 2020. You've hit nearly 1 million subscribers and you're a well-known youtuber now. See? It works!

[@jfr7160]

New Year’s Resolutions... I use to buy into them and then I realized... why not do them daily?? I hold myself a lot more accountable that way! Haha! I was waiting for the “Sorry Julie” Clip! Hahaha! 🥳

[@julienolke]

Ahh I like that method!

[@barrygeistwhite3474]

This series is pretty much my daily reality. In the sense that I verbally argue with myself, sometimes to the point of both "sides" becoming angry and frustrated with each other.

[@nathanmullin2745]

The Vacum thing is to relatable!

[@michaelroman7331]

Your vacuum thing was too funny lol

[@Howareyou414]

Every Czech and Slovak person feeling so smart and offended at the same time.

[@PLRiM]

I had to pause the video to write this but, I CRACKED UP SO BAD WHEN YOU RANDOMLY LICKED YOUR FINGERS AND “GELLED YOUR HAIR”!! 😂

[@ArshitaDhara]

I keep on thinking about Michael Scott and office references watching ur skits. That's amazing!! ❤️

[@ignignokt4u2]

"I want to be famous." Took you an extra year, but... Mission accomplished.

[@slackstation]

Watching video after video. Your comedy touches like a deep more real part of humanity. You aren't afraid to make fun of yourself and like the self-criticism that people have in their head comes through in your comedy. It's so good, so well written and edited.

[@Leo-jd4ps]

😂😂😂omg the laugh around 2.32 cracked me up 😂😂 you're sooo hilarious 😂😂 great video

[@julienolke]

☺️☺️☺️

[@pHD77]

@@julienolke You seriously need to bring that laugh into some of your other skits 😂😂

[@christiangreen1203]

Vacuum on the face... Lmao!!!

[@cherrydragon3120]

Gosh, i've been watching sketches now for like 2 hours or so. Never knew this woman but god i love her humor~

[@sjb1157]

GREAT video!!! You are TOO FUNNY...and quite talented...

[@whitneesand2578]

It’s a little upsetting how much I relate to this series 😂

[@bluemoonsri]

Brilliant editing. Literally felt like 2 people conversation

[@alyshiafox28]

Yes like why aren’t you already ..😍 so mind blown hilarious 😂

[@ddebenedictis]

Good things come to those who wait...and are insanely talented...and who come up with a clever sketch that hundreds of youtube content creators have copied.

[@timdecker9106]

Your imagination and creativity are incredible! This video perfectly describes conversations I have with myself all the time!

[@MrMacattack11]

"I'm kind of depressed, and generally confused." "...Alright. So you're gonna binge watch at least the first four seasons of that 70s show. Then every video Julie Nolke has made. And after that. Things will make more sense in any way that matters."

[@phenbuz]

OMG!!!! I can't stop to watch her over and over...I love that show.

[@ianbell4816]

Your "Two Sides of My Brain" videos are awesome!

[@madae.2183]

This was your year. You made it a little bit better for all of us 💚

[@markbrown3315]

A pleasure to watch! It's clear you already have a broad body of work of very high quality.

[@richmondvalentine9738]

"shouldn't have done that..." 😂😂

[@Unicorndelta]

"Travel to all the different countries" hits hard in 2020

[@MauricioDreiling]

Are you laughing... or are you choking 😂😂 She's beyond amazing.

[@louiskhoza9526]

That checkmate is fire 🔥 🔥

[@endanarchy]

Anyone who doesn't respect the gangsta of that "checkmate" setup needs to be escorted out the door.

[@tubularjay]

GODDAMN THAT ALGORITHM BE ON POINT. this is what quarantine needed

[@SignOfTheWarrior]

This automatic undertitle is so funny. I's sure she said something like "this is sucky" but the undertitle says "good sake". Cheers!

[@sarahg2653]

She "resoluted" to be famous, then licked her hand to smooth down a callick. that's my kind of celebrity!

[@michaelmorales7760]

This girl is amazing! I hope there’s so much more to come!!!

[@LB-wq2vx]

I definitely got an Elf vibe from this video. 🤣

[@madison.mcclellan]

"I'm gonna write 1,000 words every day until August!" - me, in march, before I didn't start doing that

[@awesomeness1010]

Remember when we thought 2020 was gonna be amazing 😂

[@rfmilie]

"I feel like you're being sarcastic" hahaha !! Not to quote all the video that made me very much lauch. ^^ Love from France ! ;-)

[@enpluson1539]

second julie laughs exactly like i do. The "are you choking or laughing" reaction comes up quite a lot.

[@pascel6384]

'are you laughing or are you choking?!' I laugh like that and just realised that others do too 😂

[@sg4863]

A very Canadian "Out"

[@stephenkohler3472]

Czech mate was hilarious!

[@ReaperUnreal]

I mean, who hasn't put their mouth on a vacuum to see what would happen?

[@iambicpentakill971]

Hah! I remember doing that cheek thing with the vacuum when I was a kid.

[@douglasjgallup]

Yeah, 2020 was legit your year. You nailed it.

[@michelleevens8797]

Well, at least she got the famous one down! Lol

[@kinga6606]

I'm feeling some Villanelle vibes here :D I love it!

[@ArealMrsSmith]

This aged surprisingly well.

[@folumb]

I have to steal that Czech/British joke; although I'd say half Czech/Australian

[@RonDoor]

1:45 absolutely beautiful acting :joy:

[@fournierman]

I need to follow that Junk Food resolution.

[@Excds]

I really like the way you write the dialogue between your character selves. Still also kind of confused why you haven't become more famous because of the great videos you make. In any case, if/when travel becomes possible again, if you drop by Berlin I will buy you a bunch of beers. Stay safe and healthy.

[@lorrainelou4449]

You do being annoyed at yourself so well 😂😂

[@TazConlon]

I have just binge watched your whole KZbin channel I know creepy huh. 😆

[@pranjalgram]

I love how I can still see that striped t-shirt in the newer videos!

[@recklessroges]

You are hilarious, (and clearly psychic because your characters are dangerously relatable to some of the noise in my head.) #iAdmitToNothing

[@peiershen8221]

I'll just repeat what Danizel washington said about resolutions, "Goals without actions are just dreams."

[@jeremy__3909]

Lol great video!!!! This is gonna be your year!!

[@TinagirlTravels]

“Are you laughing or are you choking”, bahaha!

[@detitheyeti5882]

I love how the childish side always makes an uncomfortably long amount of noise

[@ma14.27]

My resolutions: -stay calm -it's not the end of the world -find some things/hobbies that make you happy -don't stop dreaming

[@stevehardisty6502]

Great Resolutions!

[@kinglearisdead]

Your id is too, too funny. I'm choking here, because I'm laughing too hard.

[@bosslady1914]

Omg all your videos make me cry laughing , so point on