Neglectful Dad & Evil Stepmom Tried to Kick Me Out of My Own House To Give It To My Spoiled...

[@f687sNFM]

I love how famous the Dan story is, that the phrase "do it for dan" is an entire subject

[@CSteeg-em2fh]

Dan went to therapy

[@bncumali1555]

Whts do it for dan? Wht story?

[@anthonyk1744]

​@bncumali1555 pretty long and notorious story, it's the most popular video on the channel so sort by popular and its the first thing you'll see it's pretty ridiculous and what happens here is a similar scenario

[@ILumineon]

​@@bncumali1555 it's a guy that wanted his brother's house for him and his family of 6 but when the brother that isn't Dan was homeless for a couple years him and his parents wouldn't let him live with them without paying rent that he couldn't afford, since he was 18

[@meetmarwadi1194]

@@bncumali1555 bro it is a very good story 1 hour long you should definately see it

[@DarkEinherjar]

OMG, "DO IT FOR DAN" strikes once more... 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

That’s what I was thinking this entire time. The beginning of it is like that

[@cyndirankin]

😂😂😂😂

[@andrelimaveiga7867]

This also reminded me about another story where the racist mother tries to force her son into giving his house the his spoiled pregnant sister.

[@FactionParadox2090]

Link plz I need context

[@artichaze007]

Am I the jerk, the most viewed story is that I think

[@legiontepes3474]

Op is incredibly weak, but at least he knows how to defend his stuff.

[@boredboi6279]

Yeah bro needs more backbone but he isn't a complete doormat

[@natedablack7857]

Exactly... He's weak/spinless af...SMH

[@heyyasii]

FR. like gosh...😭

[@enowbeoebsorbfkodjsn]

REALLLL, this story mostly op was so annoying.

[@ebbss4]

Good thing it’s fake

[@rogueshark23]

So dad the cheated and went on to raising a child that isn't his. You know what they say like mother like daughter.

[@PinkMarshmallows]

Hos, both of them.

[@nooneofimportance2110]

@@PinkMarshmallows The father ain't a prize either.

[@PinkMarshmallows]

@@nooneofimportance2110 Obviously.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

@@PinkMarshmallows The Sl*t is strong in that family, yes~

[@rogueshark23]

@@PinkMarshmallows they only know a hos way.

[@camicbs]

Dan and Ash sitting on a tree planning how to kick their siblings from their own houses

[@ovenaroundhead2881]

To be frank, it’d probably be Dan’s ex wife and Ash, not saying Dan hasn’t done anything wrong but at least he changed and the house decision seems to be manipulated by SIL for the most part

[@dragonballnerdts9535]

Haha yes 🤣.

[@dav1d130]

Their sibling subbing to ashs only fanz after realizing they aren't related lmao

[@iVirtuall]

@@ovenaroundhead2881 why do we all just know Dan LMFAO

[@dmr4450]

😂😂😂😂

[@grungekitty77]

I feel bad for Ash. Sounds like Mommy made a mini me out of her and sabotaged any attempt to choose a different path. Some women do that. They view their daughters as do-overs and force them to live the same life, but better. Now the only semi healthy parent Ash ever known has disowned her for her mother's sins while she's pregnant. Her not wanting to lie and marry a guy for money is a glimmer of hope. If someone gets that girl far FAR away from her mother, she might make it and do ok with her kid. It will not happen if Marissa stays involved though. They are a year or two out from Ash being pimped by her mother if things continue.

[@Im_Just_Here248]

Thank you I’m so glad someone else said it. I don’t know why people think men are the problems now days when women are openly sleeping with men and that’s why men act the way they do because they know some woman will eventually sleep with them and I’ve heard so many stories of past girls who were escorts or pornstars and it was other women to egged them on. Men are partially to blame but if women didn’t egg girls on to sleep around for money or to use their looks they probably wouldn’t have gotten into that business. All I’m saying is we’d have a lot more self respecting women and on top of that mentally healthy women who didn’t have depression because of regrets of the past if women actually supported women when it came to careers. I know so many girls who’s moms are against them having a career that there have been times where I financially supported them so they wouldn’t go into a selling their body job.

[@davidfisher9497]

Exactly my thoughts, she's merely a pawn for her mother's games too. If you ask me the affair was the only reason she wanted the house, then she'd divorce the father and sell it.

[@gametheus1306]

Exactly, Marissa messed Ash up really bad, and the dad is so manipulative too

[@asmallauthor4203]

Yeah, that’s my opinion on this too. Ash is definitely no saint and doesn’t get 100% amnesty for being a manipulative piece of garbage. But this does certainly nonetheless raises questions about whether her own personality is the product of nurture or nature. Never mind the fact that, as you pointed out, she certainly didn’t deserve her only paternal figure disowning her for not being his biological daughter. And the same definitely extends to Ash’s son/daughter also suffering from this.

[@animixgamer7894]

3:53 never disrespect Edward Scissor Hands like that again

[@sparkeyjames]

That line in the story made me laugh. Could you actually imagine Edward Scissor Hands in a daycare? I can see it now....Edward come here I need help with little jonnies diaper...Snip ...Ooops.

[@dollarsignmexican]

​@@sparkeyjames Is that a family guy reference?

[@c0urt_jest3r]

SHES JUST AS POKEY AS HER NAILS

[@DionnaNalls]

​@@dollarsignmexicanEdward Scissorhands is a 1980 movie by Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp. Great movie.

[@absurdism-yw]

@@DionnaNalls the movie wasn't great .Johnny Depp was

[@PlanetForge_Guide]

4:08 "She has more plastic in her body than the ocean" 💀

[@KayyyRae]

I legit saw this comment as he was saying it lmaoooooooo

[@cheryljones8875]

You should have immediately called the police when you saw them inside your house.

[@jjnix9517]

Op needs to stop letting them walk all over him. They're monsters.

[@rayyf69]

Can't have a dramatic, rage inducing story unless you create a protagonist that's an absolute simp and allows the villain of the story to charge the narrative with absolute disdain and pure hatred for them.

[@jjnix9517]

@@rayyf69 rising of the shield hero

[@hunterblane610]

I might have missed something. When did he let them walk all over him?

[@CharlesRay-rt7jb]

Not true he is monster they are angels not kidding

[@prestow]

16:11 She believed that after telling her special story the brother and the world have to bend to her needs and will. Not all stories are worthy of simpathy.

[@StephaneTheard]

Not only was this just straight up manipulation, but OP was also going through stuff as well when he was sent to a boarding school when he was 8.

[@stirrednotshaken4823]

I wouldn’t believe her when she told him to move out for a few months and she would give him the house back. Riiiight, sure you will! Once you vacate the premises, she will change the locks and you will play hell getting her out.

[@squarefish9936]

Simpathy

[@Hr1s7i]

@@StephaneTheard If he was to mention that, she would pull the "it was long ago, get over it" or the "why are you spinning this about yourself" lines. They know their narrative is shaky.

[@_-pingas-]

DO IT FOR DAN!

[@juliang6306]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@olestokke]

Which story is that from?

[@Kenz-f6f]

​@@olestokkethe most popular story on the channel

[@lillia2479]

"Your poor life decisions isn't worth my inconvenience."

[@umagovindaraj4339]

This guy is not weak but a fool ...He know what kinda person his dad and his family is and how they treated him and even when got a decent job and own house how they just tried to use him instead of wishing him and still he goes wherever they pull like a dog is being pulled by its owner through a Rope...There is a saying in my native that "as long as fools exists , cheaters will also exists" ...Instead of butting in their problems tho they pulled him into this he should have just walked away saying "Its None of My business" 🙄

[@thehiddensilentone1795]

Dude really should have gone no contact with them...... but I guess that's what happens when you have a good heart.

[@hibamuneeb8928]

Nah he just weak and spineless

[@blender4464]

Good heart? I'm barely in and this guy sucks. He could just stick to real reasons his sister is awful but he starts off with her 'body count' and telling us how moral he is by not having a high number and 'courting' women. And obvious commentary like saying how he wants to spend time with them based on compatibility, like it takes some paragon of manliness to come up with such an idea. Maybe if he was such a great guy he wouldn't need to use terms that insinuate that he has gone through dating- oh I mean courting- a lot of unsatisfactory women.

[@cryptiecreep]

It's a fake story so you don't have to feel too bad

[@khaleesireyna731]

Good heart + no idea how to set boundaries because those were too inconvenient for your family as a child = lethal combo.

[@benzemamumba]

That's what happens when you have no convictions and a spine.

[@QuackerStacker]

There’s no WAY the bartender was her boyfriend. Fake lol

[@zardox78]

And then he follows the evil stepmother to give her a forgotten water bottle (???) and accidentally finds out that she's cheating. Then she tells him the whole detailed backstory of her affair right on the spot, and whoops! Look who happens to be listening too! Even if the author was openly admitting this was pure fiction and the reader was willing to suspend disbelief based on that understanding, it would still need some work to make it plausible. "I was concerned that the woman who was the bane of my existence might get a little thirsty at her yoga class." When you're trying to pass off fiction as a true story, you need to keep the coincidences to a _bare_ minimum, make sure to acknowledge them, and leave out the absurdities altogether.

[@MrArielK]

@@zardox78 AÍ thinks a good story is one with many adjectives and details

[@Zeromegas]

Could be happen in a town

[@heartzb33z2]

The channels name is literally telltales

[@Manhwa-recapped]

​@@zardox78 actually I can see it happening, I have a step mom I hate and I would gladly take a water bottle to give her, just so I could go for a run and clear my head, especially if I'm dealing with alot

[@Oppenheimer.J.Robert]

Nah the bartender part makes me think this is fake as hell

[@momslayer66]

yeah this story sounds pretty fake

[@Nope123Nope]

Its so cringey fake

[@ONobreDoReddit]

Does it really matter? its for entertainment purposes, its a good story btw

[@Oppenheimer.J.Robert]

@@ONobreDoReddit Well, I guess it doesn't, buy they could at least tell us when it's fake or not.

[@Nope123Nope]

It does matter it is completely unbelievable and so not entertaining

[@Maninawig]

Ash is 19, thus an adult in the eyes of the law, correct? I wonder if the dad can court order his last name to be stripped from her birth certificate as well as his name as the father?

[@Shunaiko]

I think you can generally get your name taken off as the father, but I don't know if you can legally compel someone to change their name, at least in the US.

[@Maninawig]

@@Shunaiko kinda sucks when they have that lingering tie to you. Especially in this case, where the mom lied for over 19 years.

[@mikethoroughgood16]

lol well the do it for Dan vibes are strong here but I’m considering the story as she’s his stepsister than half sister sometimes so it sounds like it could be fake actually pretty much fake And yeah the dad needed to be reined in particularly if he thought he could steal his son’s home particularly since his son could bring in the police and the law any halfway decent judge would tear the dad apart not to mention a lawyer would have a field day with this

[@8-bitblocks]

Really bro 😂❤

[@rogueshark23]

Last resort.

[@rogueshark23]

I remember that post and didn't Dan's ex-wife was cheating on him and the last kid she gave birth to was actually an affair baby. Plus the ex wasn't much of a mother anyways because she would rather drink and scroll in her phone.

[@mikethoroughgood16]

@@rogueshark23 yep from what I heard that’s what happened she lost everything plus she most likely attacked Dan’s truck because she was unstable

[@rogueshark23]

@@mikethoroughgood16 and she was only getting pregnant so she wouldn't go get a job.

[@nametato6712]

“Your kid, your problem” at the end was the most bad ass thing I ever heard rs

[@Renkencen]

Given that Marisa was the reason why he got sent to boarding school, if I was the OP I would of said "go to hell" at her face!

[@tineve2002]

So from "Do It For Dan" to "Do It For Daniella" Some people's audacity entitlement and cruelty never stops to amaze me

[@Butter_smth]

Don't bring my name into this

[@AHFAN11]

marissa used dad and marissa got used by widower. karma came around full circle.

[@CarterRollerson]

Thank you for always making videos that make me wanna think back when I had a dad,mom and sister 😔

[@jevil.with.a.gun2]

Oh I'm sorry for your loss

[@TheOneTrueKing-hq6hp]

"DO IT FOR DANIELA"

[@SirXDocallos]

When they invited you to announce your sister's pregnancy, you should've told them "Your kid, your problem"😂

[@Vordun]

"How fake do you want the story to be boss?" "Yes"

[@brandonfigment]

I believed it and I was so invested until the bartender was the ex and then I was like 🙄🙄🙄🙄there aint no way

[@TheBluntkin]

Entertaining tho

[@IssacParker-jp3dg]

And the dad in doorway

[@micedestroyer]

thats why we're watching this​@@TheBluntkin

[@Joel-js2gk]

Do you watch TV shows and say it's fake it's all scripted and acted out by paid actors? Wow you must be professional detective 😂😂😂

[@reillycurran8508]

So did OP just drop the plans to help Ash out? I feel like he kinda just forgot that he agreed to support her and the kid until she was on her feat with a new job. Marissa totally deserves what she got tho

[@fuzzylittlespider]

Not his sister anymore it sounds like.

[@stirrednotshaken4823]

He probably heard her admitting/bragging about how she’s gonna use him to the max for as long as she can, cause we all know that girl ain’t getting no job!

[@joshthetrainfan]

Do it for Dan... Holy crap, this is a good one! Idc if this is real or fake, this one spikes the drama!

[@moonshinegrace7093]

How dare he offend Edward Scissorhands 😂

[@Elysium_Nova]

It’s comical how many times something like this happens. Even more comical when it is posted on social media for all of us to laugh at😂

[@skeetskeet7041]

“I’m not that conservative” “I court women”

[@christinesavage4837]

Just because a man is a gentleman does not make him conservative. I know several men who are looking for more than a body count, respect women and support liberal ideas.

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

​​@@christinesavage4837 The only guys I've ever met like that who are liberals couldn't have a high body count if they tried 😂 Edit: And I say "liberal" in the sense that everyone uses it to mean "pretty extreme lefties". Actual liberals, aka libertarians, ARE conservatives. They're center-right on the political spectrum lol

[@CharlesRay-rt7jb]

@@NotMe-ej9yz you are evil

[@dragonrider1549]

All of this worked out far too perfectly to be real. One of two things I can accept, but the story flowed like a lifetime movie.

[@emperorpalpatine2957]

"Am I in the wrong for telling trespassers trying to force me out of my own house, that I'll call the cops on them?" Not sure if you're just looking for gratification or something because the answer to that question is freaking obvious. Also, shame on the moving company for not confirming the owner of the house before doing that shit. I'd be damn close to pressing charges of trespassing on them too.

[@AhmadSmith-kd9pt]

She got mad at him for not giving the home but its her own fault for being for the streets

[@jdehart1442]

What a mess! Glad you kept your house. You are the only good one of the bunch!

[@razemander]

Op is a wonderful writer😂

[@buttersvargas2753]

bro the roasts in the beginning were CRAZY!!!!! and "Do It For Dan" has come back once again!

[@k.r.3598]

Variations on a "Do it for Dan" style story. I am glad to see that I'm not the only person for whom that aspect of this story sounded familiar...

[@RealLifeThread]

It's awful that your father and stepmother are trying to push you out of your own home to accommodate your stepsister's poor choices. You deserve better, especially after being neglected for so long. Stay strong and stand your ground-you've worked hard for what you have.

[@CharlesRay-rt7jb]

No he is an awful brother and deserves eviction

[@Scorcher_1]

DON'T DELETE IT I repeat DON'T DELETE IT that record will be the major kye for case at court

[@TailTwo2]

i love how at the end they say "your kid, your problem" just like how his/her toxic stepmom said

[@URLHASBEENBANNED]

When i started it gave me the Do It For Dan attitude

[@thelostpacifist4566]

Someone here remembers that story😂😂 #fuck Dan

[@_juju_jojo_]

@@thelostpacifist4566no need for that, Dan actually tried to change for the better and had a shit ton of karma

[@Hollowed_ghost]

The Dan story I watch that this gives flashbacks

[@Afrogirrl]

‘I court woman’ yeah this is so who even says that 😂😂

[@Chuckf66]

Two "Do It For Dan" stories in 2 days!

[@gypsy3649]

"How parents can leave their child with Edward Scissorhands.." SIR 💀🤚

[@scpfoundation8376]

This story is one of three things: This story is fake due to so many details added. The OP is COMMITTED to telling us the entire story, which is why he hasn’t cut off this toxic trailer trash of a family yet. The OP is extremely spineless due to the fact that he continues to acknowledge and waste his time, energy and even willing to waste money on this toxic trailer trash family. Whichever, this story is entertaining as hell.

[@alegendarywolf3278]

Op deserves everything coming to him since he can't even stand up to the people who basically turned their backs on him.

[@marvinjuliusmag-aso1137]

The answer is option A it is a fake story… wasted my 27’mins for this

[@Maninawig]

I think it might be that his mom unintentionally messed him up. While done with good intentions, she kept repeating "your father's a good man" no matter how neglectful the dad was, then showered her son with love. Psychologically, this makes a conflicting core belief in the child, where his dad is an AH and a good man at the same time. And as the mother passed away beloved by the child, it would reinforce that core belief as challenging it would mean challenging all the fond memories OP has of his mom. It would account for all the extra details as every interaction with his dad is causing his mind to juggle two different narratives. And as the dad was tied to the hip to step-moo and step-skank, the same ideology would apply to them too.

[@ballinlikebill8334]

its fake

[@MrArielK]

Definently AI

[@DC-eb6oo]

Never has there been a more rounded example of "what goes around comes around". Healthy dose of Karma all round.

[@AshenWitch7302]

I would have laughed in their face the moment they suggested the stupid idea. My family is good but if they suggested the same I would have laughed also

[@godzilla2911]

4:06 damn that was personal

[@amandaperry660]

I have to wonder how many frustrated writers and incels spew out these bits of moralistic fiction and why YOU, content creator, love to highlight them.

[@austinfowler2707]

The beginning focusing heavily on the morals of sex work and body count really do feel like an Incel wrote this.

[@derpnation1019]

my guy or girl (don't wanna open that can of worms again) this is fake chill.

[@Owl_bee]

Exactly. It’s such rage bait.

[@bobdrooples]

Stop pointlessly replying to portrait orientated videos on KZbin and boosting them with your participation.

[@Lena-Angels]

Man the mom is disgusting to tell her daughter like that

[@dustysimpson7864]

Blood doesn't make you family, love does. Don't love her don't help her.

[@dmr4450]

Good point. ❤

[@Godzilla423-34]

Facts man

[@himanshudalmia]

This one seems fake. Either it is entirely fake or has been heavily dramatised. Too many coincidences- 1. Bartender being Ash’s ex 2. Yoga being suddenly introduced in a random update and it becoming crux of a sub plot 3. Marissa conveniently forgetting the bottle leading to OP following her 4. The father standing right behind the OP as Marissa confesses

[@YRAT-mr8jq]

This stories are to get one mad bc no logical person would think they're in the wrong.

[@gabrieldasilva7970]

It's ''Do it for Dan'' all over again, damn

[@godcomplex699]

The guy should have gone sukuna mode tbh he was too chill 💀

[@f687sNFM]

Spineless ops Garner more comment interaction

[@justinekho4751]

I don’t know if he has a hero complex

[@douglassommer6905]

“your kid, your problem” oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BurghFinsFan]

DO IT FOR DAN is the newest trend for entitled parents lol

[@adrianamoncrief2685]

I would yell at them get out of my house and if they try anything else or call the cops on them in press charges on them and even maybe say some bad words of them they can't break into somebody's house and then think it's okay and you should give up your house it's not how that works and if they think that they can go screw themselves you are fine how you are and keep believing in you you're okay

[@gotenblack2542]

i love reading the comments in these story's is fun to see people bashing it as this step mother/father story's are always the same

[@Lovely_bird_15]

BRO THE WAY HE ROASTS THE STEPMOM IS CRAZY 😭💀

[@PairOfSocksGaming]

Selfish is on that one list we all know of labels that are abused by abusers and manipulators

[@kianna2530]

These people are crazy! The dad was foul to him and in the end he’s the only one the dad can turn to!

[@bobbyjones6668]

It’s ironic she didn’t want to raise someone who wasn’t her own child and then started a daycare

[@laurafaehnrich4261]

That's the best part

[@lowkeykermit]

“She’s as genuine as fake leather” made me cackle lmaooo

[@rzeszufka7602]

"She has more plastic in body than oceans"💀💀💀💀

[@HighKnighter]

I would say fake but no AI would make OP this much of a clown. Holy hell.

[@elboycollado9095]

Oh this one is SPCY🔥🔥🔥 Im definitely waiting for an update for this😂

[@CrazyPilox]

A story is a story

[@Notthechosen]

Let’s hear it for bartender guy! What a savage.

[@Akhhmorn]

Personally, for me, i don't really care about her profession. it's a job, and that's it. But about the other things, you owe them nothing. It is your house.

[@TheSammyG]

Am I wrong for not allowing to have my house taken and do everything? Sell the house out of spite and lesve

[@CharlesRay-rt7jb]

Yes

[@anuradhagupta4004]

Not the "Edward scissors hand"😭😭😭 Note:this reference is from roblox game Edward the train eating man 💀

[@CharlesRay-rt7jb]

Poor child doesn’t know Tim Burton

[@mrmisterman2874]

3:45 to 4:12, that was the best violation I have ever experienced! 🤣

[@Footyfan14og]

“She has more plastic in her body than in the ocean” DAMN💀

[@JustinMcBride21x]

Ol “ do it for Dan” ah story 😂

[@alexanderflook7117]

It’s her fault she’s in that position bc she listened to her mother and didn’t want to get a job to be able to pay her own bills

[@EdwardC-c9t]

Tru

[@EdwardC-c9t]

True

[@heffa3821]

LOL CHILE NOT A SCISSORSHEAD i love op narration

[@nakarukatoshi]

More loops than a spaghetti meal wtf

[@AudioDose-rw1ef]

That's why stepmom stopped stirring the pasta and blurted everything straight out LMFAO

[@nakarukatoshi]

@@AudioDose-rw1ef omg true i forgot about that HAHAHAHAHA

[@crossman1349]

“Do it for dannnnn 😫” 😂

[@LadyZubat]

Absolutely love how Op is being a sexist misogynist yet somehow is justified in his response but my god even his sister got the worlds worst advice. She's just as much of a victim as OP

[@MrArielK]

It’s not a tale if there isn’t a clear Hero and Villain

[@marcossaenz3434]

How is op a sexist misogynist?

[@A-Warthog-cc1wm]

@@marcossaenz3434who knows 🤷‍♂️

[@diablo9022]

@@marcossaenz3434 Probably because he is looking down on his step sister because of her job being an escort and the high body counts of her sleeping partners.

[@syrajatt6141]

Lmao how's his sister is the victim and op is Misogynist? Maybe you and your 14 likes are delulu

[@cirizo]

Bro rosted his step mom really hard😂😂

[@Kiel68Obiena]

Bruhhhh only ans model☠️☠️☠️☠️ 0:30

[@matteopirvu6980]

"Do it for Dan"🤣

[@caleclown8122]

Fake or not it was entertaining as hell

[@fuzzylittlespider]

That's how I feel about all these stories.

[@Devilyami22]

the edward scissorhands thing about the stepmom got me bruh 🤣

[@ingeborgkolkman5048]

The do it for dan saga continues

[@jemase7931]

Commitment issues. Having a baby is a pretty big commitment.

[@Nazuna500]

I hope ash is ok. She was groomed into the lifestyle she ended up in by her own mother. Hope she gets away from that awful thing.

[@faeryawhiterun3054]

This. She didn't deserve to be groomed into that life. If Marissa had been a MOTHER she could have made HELLA money in art. My mom told me art was a bad decision to pursue. There are commission artists making bank in this day and age

[@LoganK09]

"Hell to da no"

[@USMysteryCase]

Im reminded of the phrase, "a child neglected by the village will burn it down to feel it's warmth

[@mastercrota3628]

So a cobra married a mamba, with a child viper, who was seeing a side snake. Cant make that shit up

[@Skul42054]

DO IT FOR DAN ahh moment

[@rayyf69]

I want to open a lock-smithing store and call it "Do it for Dan lock-smithing". We all know by know how expertly entitled parents that want to steal the homes of their abused and neglected children are at gaining entry to homes these same parents haven't earned.

[@quitenerdy1]

And that bartender's name was..... Albert Einstein

[@josieegold6758]

Wtf they dgaf about him sent him to boarding school and now want him to make sacrifices for a harlot

[@NourAmsterdam]

OP is a spineless pushover I can’t 😂

[@matthill3824]

I’m literally crying right now because of the story. I hope God gives you a better life

[@Badger_IV.]

Its fake

[@darkstorm5388]

I love how "do it for Dan" is a vibe 😂