Neighbor Is Telling EVERYONE I'm Lying About My Pregnancy r/NightmareNeighbors

[@SandraNelson063]

As a female who lives in an apartment, I'm horrified that the doorman thought it was just fine to give another man the phone number of a female tenant. I would be shrieking at the building management about this. Giving a female tenant's info without her permission is dangerous. The doorman needs to be called out for this.

[@LilChuunosuke]

*STORY 1 GETS CRAZIER!* OP wasn't the only one to make a post on reddit about their interaction!! Greg ALSO posted on reddit, completely fabricating almost every single detail of the story to try to get pity points & make her look bad. He tried to tell reddit that SHE was making moves on HIM, she gave him her phone number willingly, etc.

[@justdeadnow1404]

got link to greg's story ?

[@markthomson1816]

Yeah I seen that too fukkin crazy they find him work our who it is and all of reddit bombs on him .. ah karma

[@maggythemagician770]

@@markthomson1816 link??

[@markthomson1816]

@Maggy TheMagician I saw it on possibly rslash on YT

[@LovelyCinccino]

Well, how much is he getting bashed?

[@Roedygr]

GUY ON THE STAIRS : This sounds like the plot to a horror movie.

[@ScooterBond1970]

I think it is, it's called Bad Ronald and it's from the 70s

[@davidlionheart2438]

@@ScooterBond1970 Love "Bad Ronald"! There's also "Crawlspace" starring Klaus Kinski who, according to his daughters and others, was that insane in real life, too.

[@TheNormExperience]

“Creepy [homicidal!] neighbor was arrested. Then released the next day because he was, ‘mentally unstable.’ Can someone please tell me how releasing a mentally unstable man who threatens to kill someone is a good idea?” Yeah! I’m with OP here. I mean, fine, maybe jail isn’t the right option for him, (it definitely was) but surely he should have been sent for psychological review and held for 72 hours in a psych hospital? Man I wish OP had gotten some better justice than just surviving cuz seriously, what did I just read?! That’s a full on horror movie plot.

[@brigidtheirish]

*IT'S NOT!* If he couldn't be held because he was mentally unstable (which he obviously was), then he should've been *COMMITTED!* OP is *insanely* lucky!

[@brigidtheirish]

@@UsulPrincess Also pretty sure most places in the USA wouldn't release the guy *the next day* because of 'mental instability.' If nothing else, there's no way he'd get a *court hearing* that fast to *determine* mental competency.

[@mrs.h2725]

Sadly most states still don’t take stalkers (even with proof of threats of violence) at all seriously. Not until the victim is physically harmed or killed. Have had a couple stalkers like this, and was very very lucky that the last one who started showing up at my home raging/crying had a previous record of violence that my local PD didn’t dismiss. They gave him a serious talking to and patrolled my street for a couple weeks in case he showed back up. Both stalkers I’ve had were guys I never dated or showed any interest in, aside from being my normal polite and friendly self. I’ve since learned: F politeness. If you reject someone and they don’t immediately respect your decision, go NC and tell them to F off.

[@nerdygeekgamer5528]

I don't blame OP for changing the locks on her home I would too if it meant staying safe

[@drewthistlethwaite8909]

I go to psych wards semi frequently due to my own mental health. Like half the local one has Gen pop jailbirds that are too unwell for prison. Almost got molested by a literal murderer but the girl who killed a cop had my back and put him in the ER. They didn’t even get mad at her bcz it was a documented trigger to cause her to snap. Needless to say I go to other cities for help now.

[@Roedygr]

PREGNANCY : how could your neighbour possibly know more about your pregnancy than you do? You don't need an excuse not to date someone. "I don't fancy you" is quite sufficient.

[@dsm4462]

I had two elderly neighbors that would constantly scream “ I don’t know why I ever married you” at all hours. Hubby and I being newly married started saying this as a joke to each other. Happy to report 27 years later and we still jokingly say it. How sad their marriage must have been……

[@ScooterBond1970]

Maybe they were trying to make a Lockhorns fan film.

[@dsm4462]

@@ScooterBond1970 they screamed this at each other day and night! I believe they were in their 80s and hard of hearing. Funny at first then sad they hated each other. Each one saying who they could of married

[@panicattheanimationstudio5673]

As an introvert, I wanna live alone. As a woman? The stories about guys stalking/creeping on women who live alone make me think no fucking way

[@Scotia__]

It's sad, but stories like this make me kind of relieved I'm fat because it's spared me a lot of harassment other women deal with. I got creeped on in my preteens, before I got fat, and it messed me up a lot lol...

[@panicattheanimationstudio5673]

@@Scotia__ honestly?? It sometimes doesn't matter. I'm fat but I've been catcalled and harassed who knows how many times. Sometimes guys are creeps just to be creeps

[@everdreamcosplay]

I am an introvert and I live alone... with three large fluffy dogs.

[@Scotia__]

@@panicattheanimationstudio5673 That reminds me I had a dude sit next to me on the bus a couple years back, bugging me about the music I was listening to , offered to walk me to my apartment & still tried to follow me when I refused. Some other passengers stopped him, fortunately. Lmao and that time a drunk guy at a bus terminal kept trying to ask me & another woman to go home with him to have sex. Aside from that I haven't had issues in the past 5 years....

[@desireeloveros1055]

I ‘technically’ live alone and my friend who I let stay with me is too friendly. Like random guy ends up knocking on my door at 6am on Sunday. She met him in the parking lot. He’s my upstairs neighbor. According to recent events he’s also letting a 13yo girl from the next building stay with him since she ran away or got kicked out. The girl’s mom is a prostitute and lives in Building 1. I used to live in Building 2 but had to move to Building 3. Building 1 and 3 has some sort of turf war. Another guy (Building 1) was knocking on my door for like 2 weeks straight but my friend was never home so I never answered until I finally got fed up and yelled through the door asking what he wanted (my friend’s advice) he then went off on how rude I was. I had to tell my landlord. He got evicted for various reasons and currently my previously mentioned upstairs neighbor is letting him stay with him. Yay/s

[@MsUnamusedNerd]

STORY 1: Eew. Greg is a creep. Chasing a woman that doesn’t want him, lying to obtain her phone number, and running around saying that OP is lying about being pregnant….all because he cannot handle rejection. Gross. He reminds me of those neck beards that will go around saying the gay girl they were chasing lied about being a lesbian to get out of hanging out with him. 🙄

[@Luca-Nox]

I mean to be fair with guys like that wouldn't you lie to avoid them. I would claim to be eunuch to avoid one if they flirted with me. also you think they would pause and wonder why the girl lied and said she was a Lesbian for the sole purpose of avoiding them and think maybe it was something they did but nope clearly the girl 'just can't handle a nice guy like them and want to date assholes'

[@pippo17173]

Nice guy to the fucking max.

[@mariadivencenzo633]

They are the same type of guys who think that girls can't possibly be gay if they exist lol

[@Luca-Nox]

@@mariadivencenzo633 oh trust me I am sure plenty of women have sworn of men forever because of them.

[@toff1568]

Yeah those neck beards probably wouldn’t say that tho as they think they could turn a gay girl straight. And if they are in a relationship it doesn’t matter either because you know, lesbian relationships aren’t “real” because there is no man involved, so no reason to respect it right? Right?? 🙄

[@flaminhotyoshi7403]

The funeral tie is the perfect premise for a Seinfeld episode.

[@emte4236]

I can see it now. Elaine Jerry and George are sitting in the front row and George is whispering angrily to Jerry the entire service about how they stole his tie. Jerry and Elaine tell him to let it go but instead he tries to ask the grieving family to get it back. And when they say no, he tries to get it back himself and topples the casket over causing a huge scene. Then they all get kicked out. 😆

[@Emily-ck9ji]

Stories like these make me REALLY appreciate the neighbors I've had throughout my life.

[@bedroxzbass4706]

Yeah Same apart from the one who stole my cat

[@Emeraldwitch30]

I've only had a couple and they were not this bad. The neighbors I have now I love to death! They young boys call me jeep gramma(I have an old wrangler and hubs has a new jeep wrangler and we have a spare liberty for back up cuz you know old jeeps lol) The have a fenced in back yard due to their dogs but we really have a great relationship. When I was sick and recovering from cancer they were right there for any minor emergencies (like not able to open my liquid food bottles lol not a big emergency but I had to eat! Lol) We've both given our cars jumps in winter we've shared shoveling our driveways that type of thing. And best of all they go to bed early and don't make noise at 3am lol

[@sheilaclemett4353]

The doorman should have been fired for that..

[@Judithica]

I always try to get along with my neighbors, and it's always been to my benefit. I've gotten my first annoying neighbor this year. I'm killing em with kindness!

[@brokenrabbitsfoot]

My old neighbors were huge druggies. They somehow found out we had moved out, but not completely and broke in. Antiques were destroyed, jewelry from my late grandmother was stolen and knocked over my father's ashes. The cops were no help, and acted as if it was a bother to even come out. So glad to be away from that town.

[@bricksloth6920]

I've been dealing with my 81 year old dad who is currently living with me and has no desire to move back home with my hoarder stepmother so this is just what I need to distract me

[@TheNormExperience]

...wow, and I thought my day was hard. So glad you’ve got some decompression time to enjoy by yourself and let the rest of the world fall away!

[@terramarini6880]

Adult protective services may have some resources to help with that, not just for his sake but yours... And hers as well (Though she won't see it that way). At the very least they may be able to advise on separating marital income so he is not financially abused by her hoarding if he is of sound mind, not in real "peril" thus needing their services but just understandably frustrated with the situation. You have found yourself between a rock and a hard place, my sympathies.

[@oldwoman5942]

My worst neighbors were a separated woman and her three kids. They seemed fine but when she decided to move back in with her husband in the middle of the night. I woke up to find the lock broken off my garden shed and everything gone. Lawnmower, tools, road hockey net, wheelbarrow…everything. I contacted her landlord and she said she wasn’t surprised. She was a family friend of the mother and she had rented the house furnished and after they moved out with no notice she had checked her house, it was empty, even the stove and fridge were gone.

[@kittie479]

Didn’t the landlord file a police report or something? Did you?

[@brigidtheirish]

@@kittie479 I sure as hell *hope so!*

[@GothBarbie3000]

Wasn’t “Greg” trying to pull an AITA/NiceGuy™️ flex on Reddit? Like trying to get ahead of the general consensus or preemptively garner forgiveness (“but the internet said I wasn’t being a creep!!!” extra-whiny) because he knows he’s SO WRONG.

[@GIChiyo]

First story: The moment he got your phone number that way you should have shut him down IMMEDIATLEY wtf

[@Callimo]

nah, i don't understand WHY the FUCK the door people gave this guy another tenant's number! That is a gross violation of tenant privacy. So fucking stupid.

[@brigidtheirish]

@@Callimo He should be *fired* for that. Possibly out of a *cannon.*

[@GIChiyo]

@@Callimo Agreed 100%, but I still feel that she should have shut him down and not replied/blocked immediately and reported him (and clearly the staff member who gave the number), not continued to talk to the psycho...

[@michellekercy4430]

Because when you do things like that with a neighbor you could be putting yourself in a dangerous situation. I’ve done it before just so I don’t get potentially done in by an a hole dude.

[@LadyJoolree]

Piss Frisbee... well, I never! The more you know 🌠👏🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@summerfawnlightfeather6551]

My horrible neighbor story...10 yrs ago I planted 2 baby Japanese cherrie trees...now these trees throw baby cherrie trees about every 3rd season...well I was out digging up all the baby trees ( the roots will suffocate eachother) to give to the back door neighbor. i had promised them a yr ago. Welllll the neighbor to the right came out demanding to know what i was doing....she then demanded I had to give them to her...when i said no she stormed off into her home...20 or so minutes later 3 cops show up saying neighbor claimed i stole her trees...there were 9 of them and they are no longer imported into my state...so the trees are now very very expensive....well I explained to the cops just what the truth was...even showed the receipt when I bought the mother tree...my land is fensed in...no way were the trees crazy neighbors....i even showed cops the cam footage...a lot more crazy happened over these tree...but in the end she did 6 months in prison...her husband got 6 yrs....and her sister lost her cushy gov job and got 11 yrs...all over 9 rare hard to get baby trees... My backdoor neighbors husband gave me 2 grand for the trees...originally I was just going to give them to them but he insisted...he said they were disgusted by what happened to me over them and he wanted to pay for them... I ended up giving him another baby tree 3 yrs later and sold the rest for 500/each There are crazy crazy entitled aholes in this world !!!!

[@flashingunicorncupcakekiss1436]

I would love to hear the whole story. 😳 Just nutty

[@summerfawnlightfeather6551]

@@flashingunicorncupcakekiss1436 You really don't want to...it became an insane circus of a family chock full of insane nuts who were verbally, physically, and legally abusing me....a wheelchair bound geriatric ol bitty...and 5 officers almost driven to insanity themselves by the sheer stupidity, insanity, and entitlement of that family...the whole circus lasted about a yr n half before all the nuts were finally locked up !!!😳

[@icantchange.youtubesaysine7338]

When Mark talked about the tie, I burst out laughing just imagining it. Just think about it doh. It shouldn’t be funny but it is.

[@digitalharmony26]

Been meaning to share this one on here for a while now. When we moved in to our current house (me, 9 at the time, brother, 2, and mum) the kids a few houses down we called “the feral house” smashed all our windows, broke in the steal stuff (we hadn’t moved anything over yet) then shit on our carpets and all over the walls. Over the next two years they stole anything they could out of neighbours front yards, we kept all toys inside for that reason, but they stole a massive, heavy pot plant while we were out for the day. Don’t know how they did it, guessing their dad helped. Then finally one news years Eve they were letting off fireworks (still legal in Australia back then) and suddenly we heard the most intense screaming and shortly after police and ambulance arrived and two weeks later all signs they ever existed vanished from our street. Our neighbour filled us in, the father was drunk and strapped the sons hand to the firework and set it off. Don’t know more details but I think of that night at least once a fortnight. We still live in the cul-de-sac where two doors down we have a drug dealer who stabbed and tazed a guy in the driveway a few months ago, was home 2 days later. And his crazy ex (definitely a lot of untreated mental health issues there) comes over once every few months to scream at him, rev her car and carry on and our neighbours on the other side have currently 7 people in a 2 bedroom home, 5 dogs, guinea pigs and a cat they clearly mistreat, formerly was a very quiet and polite alcoholic. And one of our neighbours own a rooster and sheep, it’s always chaos over in our street 😅 Way longer than I meant it to be. If you actually read this, thank you and well done haha

[@karinlumm5123]

Never a dull moment in your street!! Just wow. People have said that there are more people with mental illness in the world than we will ever know. It seems that some people get more than their fair share as neighbours.

[@digitalharmony26]

@@karinlumm5123 unfortunately not, sometimes you just want peace and quiet, but you don’t get there here 😅 Mental illness is definitely an epidemic and it’s unfortunate many people don’t or can’t afford to get help and treatment

[@My9thMyJoy]

I was not prepared to hear that the friend threw dog crap through her 3rd floor window. 😂

[@alicewilloughby4318]

These stories make my worst neighbors seem like angels!

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

One of those stories nearly qualified for "Fear Thy Neighbour". Thank goodness OP was okay!

[@BlueSkyBS]

We should build a town on a remote island and move all nightmare neighbors there, so they can happily be nightmares to each other. Anyone complains about their human rights gets moved to the island with them so they can enjoy the social life. The community should last about a week before everyone has knocked each other off, so we clean it up and start again. Then again, it didn't work with Australia, so....

[@fionaeckert4556]

It didn't work with Australia because there is too much space...

[@jennilynne1977]

The story about the neighbor who asked to borrow a tie reminded me of after my grandma's funeral. My mom, daughter and I went to the funeral director to get the book that people signed (and wrote condolences in) as well as a note for my daughter to take to work (since she missed work due to attending the funeral) and the funeral director handed the clothes that had been on my grandma (in the coffin) during the service. My mom told them they could keep the clothes in case someone else needed them. Who knew that apparently you are naked when you get buried? Maybe not all funeral homes do this, but it popped in my head after Mark read that story, cause I thought "he could've gotten his tie back". Much love everyone.

[@moimeself1088]

Nah... that funeral parlour was ... "special". This is *not* sandard practice

[@brigidtheirish]

@@moimeself1088 Yeah. That's... Ew.

[@Acidfunkish]

You absolutely can get clothing and jewelery back, if you want it, but it is absolutely not standard practice to bury naked. There's nothing dirty about it, either. Bodies are washed down and sometimes embalmed, so they stay fresh for longer. You can kiss or hold hands with the body, during an open casket. If the body was a biohazard, for whatever reason, the public wouldn't be allowed anywhere near it.

[@KE-hr4sb]

Story about the neighbor spying on OP through her walls: I had something happen several years ago that was weird and I don't know how to explain it, because it shouldn't have been able to happen. I was chatting with a friend from an online game. I was playing on PC, he was playing on Playstation, and he was using some voice program to coordinate a raid he was running (I was not in the group). I had headphones, but no mic, this is important. I'm typing and all of a sudden I hear this male voice saying, "Yeah we'll go here, do this, head that way, start with blah blah blah" coming out of my speakers. I had no idea what was going on. I typed, "What the hell was that?" and he asked, "What was what?" So I listen for a few more minutes and it dawns on me, the person talking is coordinating a raid. "I think I can hear you," I typed again. He typed back, "What?" I told him what I was hearing, and the voice on my speakers stopped mid-sentence and whispered, "Oh, shit!" (Which to be honest made me laugh.) He asked, out loud, "You can hear me?" then, presumably to his group, "No, not you." I typed yes, and he understandably got flustered. It was bizarre, because I should not have been able to hear him cross-platform, without being in his voice program he was using. Same friend different day, we'd been chatting on messenger and I went afk because my sister came over to visit. Somehow, he ended up hearing ME, and repeated some of the conversation my sister and I had been having (remember, I didn't have a mic). We were both a little freaked out by that point.

[@jessicawaldeback]

We had an nightmare neighbour when I was a kid. We used to live in the same building as her, but we moved into a bigger flat in one of the neighbouring buildings when I was 1 year old. Now, this lady was a bit odd. She was somewhat pushing our limits, but we were friendly enough. Enough to book hotel rooms and travel to an smaller skiing resort in northern Sweden the winter I was about 6 years old. It was me, my mom and our neighbour on that trip. I remember that the neighbour was a bit ticked that my mom insisted on booking a separate hotel room for her and me. But oh what that separate hotel room was a good idea. Our neighbour was… a bit heavy set. The hotel room had these toilets that was mounted on the wall instead of on the floor itself. This whale tended to throw herself down on every chair or sofa in order to sit. What happens if you do that on a wall mounted toilet?! It falls of the wall, that’s what happens, and did happen back then. I remember that our neighbour got hold of my mom and 6 year old me. I remember all the water on the carpeted floor, and that it was fun to step in the gigantic puddle. 😅🤢🤮

[@eldritchbeluga9277]

Used to have this neighbor as a kid, when I was 13 or 14 who would yell at literally everyone. EVERY.SINGLE.PERSON. Her reason was everyone is too loud and would wake up her son. She didn't have a son. She was later evicted

[@CondonErebus]

The image of someone holding their dog over a fence to Sh*t is just hilarious

[@jennilynne1977]

I hope everyone is having a great day/evening/night! Peace, hugs and love everyone. Much love.

[@untiedshoelaces2588]

Piss frisbee is an exceptionally devious idea. I wish I had ideas like this in the past.

[@Flotton]

Much love you all, enjoy your morning/noon/evening

[@clairebear-96]

Lmfao the one with the lady standing there for 7+ hours.. doesn’t she have a small child? Who’s taking care of her while mum is standing stock still outside her neighbors house like a creepy statue, just looming 😂😭

[@tamsinmoore2111]

I feel exceptionally fortunate for never having neighbours like this! Thanks Mark for this compilation, I know it's a favourite topic for you but you're not alone! Tx

[@donnayoung2112]

I love these stories, I grew up in the countryside and now a small rural community with great neighbors, so hearing these makes me so happy I got it easy

[@karinlumm5123]

Really, really loved tonights stories Mark. Had fits of giggles but a heap load of sympathies for the poor OPs. Hope you're having a great break. Stay safe. X

[@ivy4104]

IM STILL SICK BUT ALSO WAY TOO AWAKE AND I HOPE EVERYONE IS FANTASTIC, HAVE A GOOD ONE

[@rachaelclark8465]

First of all, I would get a lawyer. Sue the apt manager for violating your privacy. Second, your neighbor for defamation.

[@Ash-kp8rt]

My craziest neighbor was the Ukrainian Frat apartment I lived next to. Constant partying, passed out on the lawn or bushes, music playing all hours, and they felt the need to hit on me every time I left the apartment. Their last night they threw a HUGE party, started a fire,and destroyed the apartment. It took 6 months to repair it. This was in a fancy Washington, DC (Maryland) suburb. Everyone else in my building we're working professionals/famies.

[@HowlingEclipse]

$6000??? Bloody hell

[@riceracm]

21:45 I was literally _just now_ picking up my phone to search “What is a piss frisbee?” Thanks for that knowledge tidbit Mark! 🤪

[@vanessafrancis774]

I would take the tie off. Yes I would and have no shame.

[@lsmmoore1]

Putting someone else's tie you borrowed on a corpse and burying the corpse with said tie is stealing. Just FYI. Because stealing is when you take something from someone else with intent to keep the item and deprive that someone else of the item indefinitely. With all the talk about "stealing" meaning "taking objects off someone's property without permission" people seem to forget that the reason stealing is legally equated with that, rather than what stealing actually is, isn't because taking something off someone else's property in and of itself is necessarily actual stealing (and where it is that line can get fuzzy with things about lost income, in-the-moment need, and other random variables). Rather, it's because it's not really possible for courts, police, and the like to establish that someone who took something off the property intended to return it at some point, and since that sort of intent cannot be determined by said system, they just call it stealing. Because borrowing without permission, where you intend to return the item, isn't really something that can be proven, because someone who actually intended to steal the item can always lie and clam to have borrowed the item without permission. It's a matter of practicality, not moral equivalence. Calling any and all attempts to take something off someone else's property "stealing" is really just a way of being sure to deter those who actually intend to steal the item from doing so even under the guise of "borrowing". And the way I see it, if you know the person and you know what their habits are, you might have a good idea whether they are likely to steal the item or not, especially if it's your house, though if it's your stuff you are the one who knows how willing you are to let people do certain things with said stuff, and which items are more special than other items. So unless you're a storekeeper, whether to go the legal or personal route when it comes to this is a matter of personal decision based on who you know, who is near you, and what you know about those people. But of course, burying a tie you claimed to borrow is an unequivocal example of stealing - corpses can't return items on their "person". Especially once they're in the grave. Because you kind of have to rob the grave to get the item back - and if you have to steal it back if you want to get it back, it was stolen in the first place.

[@BrokensoulRider]

... Chill, dude. It was a cute story overall. The person who borrowed it most likely didn't have the money to get a tie.

[@j.j.juggernaut9709]

@@BrokensoulRider Right, people who don't have the money and steal from others are so cute and adorable! I bet you're one of those cutie-pies!

[@BrokensoulRider]

@@j.j.juggernaut9709 Not really, no. Nice of you to *ass*ume though.

[@lorijean]

The "creepy neighbor" story, reminded me of a 1 bedroom apartment I used to rent that had a "shared" closet with my neighbor that I was made to use a door jam thing just to keep the closet door shut just to keep my neighbor out of my apartment, they started to tell lies to the landlord, she came into my house and basically told me that I couldn't have friends over because "we were to loud" despite the fact that they were the ones that were louder than me, I paid my rent on time always, but when I moved out, she only gave me half of my rent because according to her I stayed longer than I told her I would, later found out they knocked the house down and sold the land to the courthouse, I've since moved on to have my own apartment where I am allowed to have friends over as long as they don't overstay their welcome ( I don't allow people to live with me anymore foe my own sanity)

[@marcianewman8151]

My father was in the air force and we were stationed in Hawaii. We were living in a cul de sac with other military families. We were all friends, had bar b ques and the like. Everything was fine until one of the neighbors let their family member live in front of their house when he was on leave. Mom didn't like him at all, and when he came to visit us kids were not allowed to go over to visit with kids there. This went on for awhile until we heard about an incident with one of the mother's on the block. Seems that for whatever reason he got this idea into his head to try to snatch one of the children away from their mother with the mother standing right there. She had a hold of the little girl by the arm and he had the other one trying to pull her away from her mother. Mom won. When my him heard about it she called his co and got him returned to his ship. We never saw him again, his family was so pissed. Like him trying to stealing the child from her mom was somehow a okay with them?

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Perfect timing I'm getting ready for a Halloween party

[@FlamesofJagger]

Have fun and party 🥳 on. Enjoy your evening

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@FlamesofJagger thanks and you too🤗🤗💜💜

[@wintertimber1749]

I see the notifications are working! Love you Mark! 🧇💖🧇💖

[@queen_of_flatulence]

There's nothing better than drinking a beer and listening to the waffle King, Street while petting my cat🍻

[@ArcanineEspeon]

street?

[@queen_of_flatulence]

@@ArcanineEspeon I don't remember what I meant when I made this comment

[@clairebear-96]

Wow I’ve never heard of a piss frisbee before… mastermind plan right there 😂 love the nightmare neighbor stories btw!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Hey you yes you remember to take care of yourself gosh darn it, you are always valid, and I love you and care about you so please take care of yourself 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@doyoumissming]

If a person told me that such and such said it is okay for them to have their phone number, I would automatically say then why didn't they give it to you themselves. So weird.

[@CouncilEstateRach]

I love listening to these old ones

[@claudettewalker8358]

The Funeral Tie---- loved it!!! Thanks for giving me a good laugh to start my day!!!😂😂😂

[@lorifiedler13]

Re creeper on the stairs - screw the door shut. Call housing and tell them the conditions. Tell the other person on your floor.

[@mariem8705]

S1- why didn’t op go after the doorman for giving out the info?

[@Jamlf]

The doorman is friggin stupid. If it was ok to get her number than she would have given it to him. No reason to ask the doorman. You just need a small amount of common sense to know this.

[@moimeself1088]

@@Jamlf exactly this! Doorman was an arse

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

Yeah if someone asks me for someone’s number I ask “why didn’t they give it to you if it’s okay?”

[@amyrussell860]

@@beatrixthegreat1138 what I do is ask for.their number and tell them i will contact the person and give their number to them. Then it's up to the person to. call them.

[@jas1007]

The only bad neighbor I've had in almost 30 years is moving away! No crazy stories, just agressive and profane, but glad to see him go.

[@kitarrah1422]

I just found this one, and I am equal parts laughing and horrified. The part where Mark was talking about the dog s#it 💩 had me cracking up. 🤣 "Dog s#it AGAIN?!"

[@starbird3939]

I would have hoped OP had sued the pants out of the landlord for doing a shit job protecting their tenet.

[@sweetluvgurl]

I lost it at the part about the dad letting the neighbor borrow the tie, then it was on the damn corpse and got buried with him. To be fair, I doubt he wanted it back after that. 😂

[@bethotoole6569]

Daddy-O,,, you know I love you but I love you reading nightmare neighbors even more!!!! 👍😎

[@brendacarter4968]

Oh my, 'loaned' corpse-tie is my all time fav. LMAO

[@lilolmecj]

The “borrowed “ black tie is the funniest dark humor ever.

[@crowdemon_archives]

It's a bit of a "whoops" situation I guess.

[@ameliapond8384]

Mark I love the music for this video! Super chill. Totally sets the mood for working on my granny square blanket!

[@damien678]

OH!! not ONLY a subreddit i really love but just in time for cleaning the dishes! cheers

[@Its_like_the_T-Rex]

My neighbours had a dinner party and their entire family left with my garden sweet pea flowers. Like who does that!?

[@owenfautley]

I absolutely love nightmare neighbours stories it's just like the shows on channel 5.

[@chulutheimposter5415]

Hello Mark!! Hope you're doing well and I wish you a great night! Just got my first commission! Yay!!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Yay congrats 🤗🤗💜💜

[@FlamesofJagger]

Love nightmare neighbors videos! Hope you are well Mark. Stay chill and waffle 🧇 on. Much love 💘 ❤ 💗 💕 💛 💙 💘 Waffle 🧇 Gaaannnnggggg!!!

[@virtualatheist]

1:15 - There! Right there is where legal action would be taken against the door staff for passing out private information without permission. 1:38 - Time for a cease and desist order at the very minimum!

[@novabrilliant4510]

Rainy Friday. Having a cup of tea while bingeing on Mark. Life is good ☺️

[@EvilTwin559]

I had gangsters in the apartment next door to me. They had pit bulls and did drugs in the apartment. They played loud music, drank in public and smashed bottles in the parking lot. I called the cops but all they did was give them a warning. One of the pit bulls attacked my friend's service dog. I called animal control but they only got a citation. I informed the landlord but all they did was send a memo to tenants about the no pet policy. The last stray was when I came home to find a bullet hole in the living room wall. I got my shotgun, kicked in their door. I told them if they messed with me or anyone else in the complex no one would find their bodies. I waited at home for the police but to my surprise they never came. The apartment next door was empty a few days later.

[@browniewin4121]

1) Greg sounds creepy. Doorman is an idiot, complain to the management as no way should he have given out personal information. Tell management what the creeper is doing, maybe he will be evicted. He is someone you should tell nothing to and avoid til you are gone from there. 2) Neighbors from hell for sure, WTH? 3) OMG, so weird. 4) How awful to have a neighbor like that. 5) Glad you were able to move. 6) Creepy ...so creepy. I'm glad you did something and changed your locks and recorded every incident and got a restraining order. WTH is with releasing him, so sorry OP. Glad you had the neighbor you did to help. 7) Always nice when the trash takes itself out. 8) Glad you called the cops and got the harassment to stop. 9) What a mess. So sorry you had to deal with this and made him crazy with your lack of reaction and calm demeanor. 10) It's nice the downtrodden man did better for himself. 11) Yikes, I'm glad I never had such problem neighbors.

[@JUMALATION1]

These for sure are neighbors from hell, holy crap. The worst I have had are kids spamming my doorbell, like DINGDINGDINGDINGDING, neighbors having very loud sex on the other side of the wall and a dog that barks every three seconds. But this all pales in comparison to these stories :D

[@JootjeJ]

I do love me some juicy nightmare neighbours stories.

[@throwawayaccount9150]

Always had crazy neighbors in the same neighborhood for years that actually having sane ones for once was jarring and I was just waiting for something to be off about them. From strict parents with ironically sneaky out-of-control kids, to drug to drug dealers and hoarders, worst is still to me the Mother who was so high from drugs she locked her kids out and they knocked on our door panicking over the yelling and being thrown out by her. We took the kids in and called the cops who brought an ambulance with them. She was hysterical in her restraints and we had to wait several hours with the kids eating burgers and watching movies until their dad (who had split custody) came from another town to take them home with him. Lady came back and blamed us for having her kids taken away but thankfully she never got severely hostile. Last we saw of her was at 3am when we woke up to bangs of her throwing her shoes at the window to wake up her druggy boyfriend obviously drunk. Out there for half an hour doing that! Still weird to nowadays have all the surrounding apartments simultaneously have sane people in them

[@katiesmith2031]

Mark thanks for the video hope you and poppy are having a wonderful evening goodnight and sweet dreams

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

You too m8 I hope you got sleep🤗🤗💜💜

[@katiesmith2031]

@@broken_queer_but_fighting8589 Thank you broken I did hope you have a wonderful evening goodnight and sweet dreams

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@katiesmith2031 thanks m8 much love🤗🤗💜💜

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Whoever is reading this i send hugs and great vibes. Drink water, eat food, nap, take a break, take care of yourself gosh darn it. And if you don't I swear I will find you and keep you in a cottage and take care of you. 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@katiesmith2031]

Hugs and great vibes back 🤗🤗💙💙🤗🤗💙💙

[@FlamesofJagger]

Thanks for the good vibes Broken. Much love 💘 ❤ 💗 💕 💛 💙 💘

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@FlamesofJagger 🤗🤗💜💜

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@katiesmith2031 thanks m8🤗🤗💜💜

[@gojewla]

Since the email messages with the landlord were documented, I am sure he could have been sued for negligence.

[@ZomBeeQueeen]

Crazy mom neighbor: How you could just listen to abuse and then play polite when she comes by is disgusting. Didn’t even mention the crazy to the cops. Good God, that’s so pathetic. People blame police or politicians for crime yet I have to push that it’s folks it’s “Mind their business” who proliferate it.

[@Mimiroo]

My parents have a slew of nightmare neighbour stories from when they first moved to my province from Québec. To name a few there was the guy wearing a literal tinfoil hat who called himself “Father Christmas”, multiple drug dealers, a few FS sex workers, the family that had 1 couple upstairs and another downstairs that would have screaming WWE style knock down drag out fights in the front yard. Each time they got a new neighbour it seemed like they were more and more nuts!

[@lynncoady6737]

So very entertaining. I love the neighbor stories.

[@jlcreation3127]

In jamaica i use to live in a tenament yard with relatives and strangers....worst combination ever. Everyday you'd be in vicious arguement that could lead to physical impications over any little petty stuff, then by evening everything gone back to normal and the cycle continue. Honestly growing up as a kid... relative made me have a lot of trust issues. Sadly im still trying to resolve that problem.

[@mindyschocolate]

Story 1: I had this same experience. Guy wouldn’t get a clue at work. Kept harassing me. JFC some people are so entitled.

[@eccentricgingerdesigns7234]

I was also wondering what a piss frisbee is. Thanks, I hate it. xD

[@Silence-1170]

I hope everyone is doing well on this Thursday Evening!

[@lrock48]

As someone who have worked as security (commercial) and as doorman (residential), you are not allowed to give out private information of the tenants (with businesses, we are allowed to give out their business numbers and hours of operation, or confirming they are a tenant, but not the private number of the owner/staff), it's an offense that warrants immediate termination.

[@Josku2411]

Oop very early and currently in a mild ADHD paralysis bc i'm meant to be piecing together an outfit instead i'm watching Game of thrones feeling guilty i'm not finding the outfit

[@jamiewulfyr4607]

Story 1. I don't expect that the husband wants to make bail. I would have thought he would be glad of the break.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

"I'm shocked that a 35 year old man is acting this way." You are? I've seen so much of that behavior from men much older than that that I'm no longer surprised by it.

[@drnick5439]

The little story with the row houses actually pisses me off. Like how do you live next door to clear child abuse and not have any moral obligation to do anything about it. How do you wake up and live with yourself.

[@louellacharlton4425]

Geeez Mark those stories are insane. I feel bad that I have none!! lol. Stay safe please.. Peace

[@clrtwallace0116]

Thanks!

[@katbryers667]

I'm about to move into an amazing house. . . But I worry about the roaming Karens since I will have an in ground pool . . . .

[@flashingunicorncupcakekiss1436]

😲 wow my neighbors just leave everyone alone which is great

[@rosennadstygia9890]

Oh My Goddess, I am gonna create a "Piss Frisbee" to punish an arsehole one day. Bloody genius!

[@FriedaMMartin]

Good evening, I’m heading out to buy the Reese’s cups with chips in them

[@maki._xx9214]

I heard the other side of the first story! I can’t believe he thought that all that was ok…

[@ivechang6720]

You are a gem!💎 Such a reasonable and sweet person. You even spared me asking about the frisbee.😆👌 Your channel is just spectacular. It really is. ♡ive Oh the winterland background was so cool but then it was over shadowed with waffle! Yass!

[@gina928]

Love the "Nightmare Neighbors".

[@Mewse1203]

Story 1: wow...creeper much? First he stalks her, got a phone number from a 3rd party, and then didn't take rejection well. Gross...

[@tammieclonts4752]

Story one, holy crap. Crazy guy.