Best HFY Reddit Stories: Human Bullsh*t 301 (r/HFY)

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[@cloudedarctrooper]

"You still owe me a banana" has to be one of the most human-bullshit ways to end a conversation like that.

[@aretailcashier450]

I love the implication of “prerequisites: -being none human” I like to imagine that it would be a running theme that humans would try various ways of attending the class from simply sneak in to dressing up as aliens

[@elizataylor1726]

"Just give up, we know you're three humans in a trenchcoat with a badly made fake tentacle attached to it."

[@Lancastrianer]

Classical human bullshit

[@aronnemcsik]

Some would just show up in really bdaly made alien costumes they made like that ON PURPOSE just to annoy the teacher.

[@aretailcashier450]

@@elizataylor1726 *meanwhile two humans are silently laughing their asses off outside the door listening in to their alien friend who agreed to F*ck with the teacher*

[@samuelcrow4701]

Sound like a good way to recruit for "infiltration of xeno bases" 101

[@ender_slayer3]

This is 100% a pair of battle buddies who went through some serious shit and came out on top.

[@scott644]

I was about to say, this is a clear story abut friends.

[@Zer0cul0]

Ahh... I feel like I have a deeper understanding why humans are not allowed into human bs 301 but also why every human would probably want to. Who next weeks guest? Has the class ever seen an actual comedian? It would probably go right over their orifices.

[@Talon1124]

I unironically love the dynamic between these two. They feel like old friends who truly care about each other.

[@Wiggle456]

for the banana... I mean algorithm!!

[@angelmatiastorres]

Heresy!

[@justinschicker6121]

BANANAS!!!

[@jaeger3905]

*Neuron activated*

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

BA-NA-NA!!!

[@thrall6647]

Greetings! Preiss algorithm gods! Bananana?

[@kylzepolaczkowaty2197]

Don't forget his bananner, human needs potassium

[@skoshman1]

I hear from a doctor that they grow bananas at the site of some weapons factory.... Villengard if I recall...

[@Thebobkiller1]

@@skoshman1 YES. :D

[@littlemisscloud8418]

Ah yes, one of my favourite HFY stories, the Human Bullsh*t stories

[@miri5373]

i love these.... but i really want to know just WHAT that fried chicken incident was

[@phillipk4196]

lets be honest there is atleast 1 human amongst the students just because they are not allowed

[@pilotbubba4171]

“Day 3 in the chamber, they ain’t found me yet but when they do........”

[@firedirewolf]

the indepth look on humans and how they deal with things on a critical level is outstandingly refreshing for an HFY, quite enjoyable. also //Banana'na dodoodado, banana'na, do dodo doot// (mocking the muppet song Mahna mahna)

[@goldengryphon]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipO9kJuKerR-kMU&ab_channel=MuppetSongs Wonderful song!

[@chenlee9835]

Damn, now I want to know about the fried chicken incident

[@justsoicanfingcomment5814]

You're not supposed to know about the Fried Chicken incident. Just like the Cadia Madigan how to make a cat cry story you're not supposed to know about what happened with the yo-yo pineapple and the drunk Khajiit. ;3

[@jonathanblair5920]

@@justsoicanfingcomment5814 Holy shit! I haven't even thought about that comic in years! I'm tempted to hunt it down and do some bingeing xD

[@justsoicanfingcomment5814]

@@jonathanblair5920 ;)

[@BruceBowman-wz9or]

Always enjoy your story. The humor gets me through the day

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Reject (intergalactic) society, return to monke, embrace banana

[@dusanboricic2017]

Hunam:*sneaks into the classroom* Teacher:*discovers the human* Teacher:"Why are you here?" Human:"Because I'm not allowed in here..."

[@Amelia_Scp_and_Halo_fan]

That is the most human thing we would do.

[@emilymiller3362]

Also we want to better understand how to interact with humans.

[@tomnorton8499]

Now I want to know about the fried chicken incident.

[@joy-wire]

Give this man his banana!

[@robertschumacher2707]

*proudly holds banana aloft.* "I got mine! Also, ready to ooga some boogas!"

[@hightecrebel]

Great job reading as usual. Great story.

[@LordEverlost]

That was a delightful conclusion!

[@josephhyland8904]

A very fitting final chapter to the story.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Okay, I think I’m not the only one to ask. What was the fried chicken incident!?!

[@Necrobadger]

What I wanna know is....does he owe her some pancakes? ;)

[@seanrobert9661]

[documented contact]

[@oskark312]

so they planed the class fully. okay

[@somederp8915]

I know you Narated Human Bullshit 101 but did you also do 201 before 301 now? Edit: Found it, damn I'm dumb. ^^"

[@SergeyWaytov]

Now I wanna hunt down *201 and *101

[@happy_amoeba]

Go into this videos description for the narration of 201, and then go into that videos description for the narration of 101

[@SergeyWaytov]

Its really cool and fun one, btw

[@ShadesinMirra]

So the bot leaves the channel alone and flag it for bs strikes

[@zredband]

Yes, we have no bananas!

[@HiltownJoe]

Thats the best one of the three.

[@SergeyWaytov]

Link on two previous ones, plz?

[@dylantriplett9096]

Bahaha yeah for algorithm not the banana

[@thomasscott80]

...I want a banana

[@undrachvrsage]

TFTC and FTA

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@redeye3869]

I cant find 201, did you do it?

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

At the 4 weeks to 1 month ago mark on his videos, but here is a link to it anyway. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKrTnWSvnrWSbpI

[@tonyneal910]

🍌😄 Make mine banana pudding please and you can use me for the entire course.

[@bigzampano6180]

BANANA

[@Aveloly]

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

[@eleonorawitzky5832]

🍌🍌🍌