Never Hike Alone (2017) KILL COUNT

[@soap9427]

“F*** this” is the most realistic thing anybody has ever said in a horror movie.

[@mazelooper263]

Me in a horror movie ( I would be the nerd ) Me When the first body is discovered or someone is missing: I’m out of here anyone who doesn’t wanna die can come with me

[@rustyfisher2081]

It's a comment section, nobody likes your rudeness, hotdog pepper.

[@Titus_Macedonicus]

I love ur name and profile pic lol 😂

[@lordhirudo5311]

I think there was a guy who did that in “the Taking of Debora Logan.” He saw how things were going, cut his losses and left, urging the rest of the crew to do the same.

[@jleauxjr.2409]

Yes

[@horridgoober6386]

I like to think that in between movies Jason has smaller killing sprees like this for people who come into his woods

[@horridgoober6386]

Whiterun Guard ok

[@madmike131369]

i think so and he hides the bodies make it look like disaperances

[@bluecrusaderfilms]

I think that in this world that only the first three films actually happened and they closed down the camp, and he’s been there waiting for people to come ever since.

[@zayagomez1573]

Reminds me of slenderman

[@noahfuller4128]

@@bluecrusaderfilms No, the first 6 had to have happened since Jarvis is there

[@fish8101]

I love it when the characters fight back instead of just running away.

[@sillysalmon5468]

Fish sounds a bit psychopathic but ok Also I like the name

[@CaptainCocaine]

I love it when they die.

[@pep4338]

@@CaptainCocaine so edgy and cool

[@CaptainCocaine]

@@pep4338 You know this is a horror movie enthusiast channel, right? I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

[@pep4338]

I guess

[@omegateletubbie4334]

Things you should never do: 1. Hike Alone 2. Mine at Night

[@golden_ghost5270]

But I’m looking at that cave and I’m feeling kind of brave.

[@vincentcordi]

Golden_Ghost just go to bed it’s not to late

[@MasterHall117]

Vincent Cordi leatherface is hiding in that cave

[@testaccount3760]

Even mining at night is a JoJo reference...

[@testaccount3760]

@Starscream91, I know that, dingus.

[@throwaray]

If you run at Usain Bolt speed, Jason can always limp faster than you

[@blacksann01]

Never before has a statement been so true

[@justustherighteous371]

Let’s be serious James probably has a narcissism issue when he has to introduce himself with full name in every video

[@asianricardo]

Raymond Bian chef: wait that’s *illegal*

[@miloskocic1759]

@@justustherighteous371 why do you say that

[@jacobbarnhardt3007]

@@justustherighteous371 first of all, what does that have to do with anything? Second, you must be new to KZbin, considering most KZbinrs do exactly that (and it's mostly for potential new viewers anyways).

[@standard1703]

Even if it's fan made, this is by far one of my favorite "Friday" movies

[@FilthyyFithh]

Please keep the likes at 69

[@chao8415]

Almost every movie is released on friday so its your favorite movie of all time

[@logandh2]

It’s really great. I wish the 2009 remake could’ve been something like this, more personal and small scale rather than what basically amounts to just any other sequel except Jason was fast and smart and it wasn’t as goofy as the later movies.

[@ahahm3]

Dio Brando how do you feel about the fact Kyle just pulled a Jotaro on Jason with that guidebook?

[@jameshaughey4940]

Same Dio Brando

[@TheNervousMedic]

Clearly Kyle didn't realise he gets crits with that shovel if he's airborne. Edit : Good job all you TF2 rats out there for catching this comment, made my night seeing all the replies. Remember to thank your Medics, highfive some friendlies, and most importantly drink some water today.

[@waylonh.5388]

oh my god i cant believe i actually found a tf2 reference in a dead meat comment section

[@Emeowy]

he didnt bring his rocket launcher dude

[@mr_ducka2510]

Tf2 reference holy shit

[@eazy2lawyer851]

I think that Jason was a spy just pretending to be an enemy heavy

[@terminator6552]

"SCREAMIN' EAGLES!"

[@BorutoUzumaki-vv7tc]

Kyle : walks normal Jason : stomps like a jasonsaurus Rex

[@xandon6177]

Bruh lmaoo

[@megami73]

"jasonsaurus rex" welp thats one accurate way to put it 🤣

[@reubeb8820]

An apt description!

[@kiyru44]

666 likes🥰😳

[@Dee_rian]

Similar to the Jason in 2009 reboot (best Jason btw)

[@blink-tp8tw]

This fan film couldnt be better, I love how they go for more of a quality film instead of a jason that kills anything he looks at. Even though we had two kills, the entire movie looked professional with good ass effects, something most fan films don't accomplish. The fight between the hiker and jason was extremely realistic in the sense that he doesn't do dumb shit that other movies do to speed up the kill count. This man could make a really good movie with enough money cause he obviously know what he's doing.

[@pulsjax8003]

blinkxsh - Exactly, agreed 100% I'd definitely watch a part 2

[@Gannoh]

It's a horror movie that doesn't fall into any of the cliches, it's pretty wonderful.

[@karenpogorzelski1424]

Oh shit I forgot today was Friday the 13th

[@brandenb8617]

I was like please let James feature the death scene ribbons with the original kills. Of course you didn't disappoint.

[@jillypuff_]

did you read the comment properly Gumi?

[@dragogod6827]

Gumi_Bit859 umm..... can you look again?

[@dragogod6827]

Gumi_Bit859 haha its ok though.

[@TensyWasTaken]

Drago God of fire did he delete his comment?, what did he say?

[@dragogod6827]

Jay Sylvia X he/she thought that the other guy said “you’re a disappointment” i cant remember the other stuff but yeh

[@zachfryar1820]

I like James because he makes horror movies not scary

[@properbreeze4563]

Reverse Flash same

[@monkey3553]

Nah it’s good because we get the free movie behind the scenes and get to hear funny commentary that is the annoying type like when someone talks over the video

[@properbreeze4563]

RCDS LifeStyle that too

[@layla4294]

True

[@anokayperson5380]

Er... I mean.. He is just there to cover the movie not to make it un-scary, try watching one of the movies he covered. ÙwÚ

[@CharlemagneGuy127]

Good news: a prequel is being made called Never Hike in the Snow, taking place a few months prior to Never Hike Alone, and like the title suggests, we’re going to see Camp Crystal Lake while it’s enshrouded in snowy weather for the first time ever.

[@nerdstop5025]

Did the prequel ever get made?

[@Phoenix1121212]

@@nerdstop5025 yeah. There's a kill count on it

[@user-zf5bw3mi5g]

Jason: +Strength:100 +Power:100 -Weakness: Stomp very hard with his feet

[@duardor2027]

Sneak:-100

[@alovekok9044]

Almost like Mr. X from resident evil.

[@bipolarbear1249]

He do the stompies. He big boy.

[@riverpaw3234]

I thought he stomped with his head.

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

Sneak 0

[@KimPossibleShockwave]

To the creative team behind this movie: this was truly a passion project, and as a fan of the series, I sincerely thank you.

[@ashleythetrashley1726]

May I just tell you that your hair is amazing? It really is.

[@KimPossibleShockwave]

@@ashleythetrashley1726 Thanks! Unfortunately I had to have it cut off a while back, but I'm regrowing it. It's currently back to chin length. :)

[@bubbainc-k6u]

This has more views than the actual movie.

[@DerrylHopkins]

Disgusting

[@PanDaMan-yd3ef]

Why is it disgusting

[@tinytonymofo3992]

Bubba Child support people are going to see this and go watch the movie so

[@ALilMayhemMayhaps]

@@PanDaMan-yd3ef because watching the original (WHICH IS FREE) is better

[@Blaze-xe8cl]

@@ALilMayhemMayhaps a video like this will make more people want to watch the movie

[@CoolSmoovie]

I love that scene where their dual ends in a draw. I like seeing Jason acting more like an actual human instead being an unstoppable teleporting monster.

[@InaniloquentAnt]

He can’t teleport bro

[@purpIesky]

Zombie Jason > Human Jason

[@ToxicSkull0]

I swear if it wasn't a dream then the head crush would definitely get a golden chainsaw

[@nappyhairedki5153]

Yeah

[@thetajikball9654]

ToxicSkull

[@thetajikball9654]

ToxicSkull0

[@TradingCardsAndMore]

No shit

[@laqundrabarnett9473]

no I hate that

[@aidan4529]

That moment when some dude who really liked the movies made a better movie than the actual creators could.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

I love the more psychological approach here

[@burningfish156]

@@ItsButterBean1020 same bro, not every horror movie has to be a gore fest, like Get Out.

[@mustangmadness530]

see thats the thing a fan made movie is usually better than any remake because a true fan knows what people want and with directors they just end up making some shit ass movie thats pretty much the original

[@thatguy5779]

@@mustangmadness530 Except the remake for this series was pretty good compared to most of the Fridays

[@anibus8315]

That moment when the guy that count kills gets more popular than thr original film

[@adphalen]

“BY GAWD THIS AINT A TLC MATCH” best line of all of eternity

[@retroraider5313]

Agreed

[@EzequielFerrari22]

Was he talking about TLC, the female R&B group?

[@marywillis23]

@@EzequielFerrari22 did he say the word "group" or "match"?

[@EzequielFerrari22]

The group TLC used to say that they were MATCHED. So, it's soooo confusing man!

[@marywillis23]

@@EzequielFerrari22 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. sry

[@IAmAlpacaBoi7]

Everyone: "Finally, Friday the 13th is over." Vincent Disanti: *There is another..*

[@eyeofabandoment]

Ive from the feauture ur wrong

[@roflchill]

There is more and it is called "Never Hike In The Snow"

[@maryladd5634]

On NO

[@mack8968]

@@maryladd5634 SYE YES

[@fusi0n5]

@@eyeofabandoment after the lawsuit

[@AtotehZ]

So Axel was 'axed' and Deni was 'denied' the escape.

[@yeetyourselfofafuckingclif7122]

Lmao that's a fucking good one

[@mr_ducka2510]

Bu dum chh

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

@@mr_ducka2510 More like: Boom-dang-ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma".

[@reb-dom1ne]

My name is Axel

[@karameru_xd]

@@reb-dom1ne looks like you won’t have a good fate, but a iconic axe death, Axel!

[@yourmom415]

Fun Fact: In the comic a survivor of Jason got sent to the hospital and Jason followed her all the way there. That last scene looks like he wasn't going to give up.

[@eggboi8475]

Time for one last showdown with Jason and Jarvis

[@BlueFlameBird]

Imagine thinking you're safe then 2 days later Jason comes and murders you after walking all the way there

[@prptheawesome4911]

He followed the first final girl (forgot her name) all the way to her house in the second movie.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Man swam all the way to New York man Dude does not let you go

[@lordhirudo5311]

Well, he went for Alice because she killed his mom. I think he crossed a few states to get to her. As for the lady in number 8, my theory is that he really, really hates being contacted psychically, and took it personally. Also why he tried so hard in part 7, but he was outclassed there.

[@jordanwhittington8263]

0:44 Jason (in his head): uhhhhhhhhh why is my face on a billboard?

[@El_Gato_The_Goat]

Some guy:because your famous. Jason:(kills him and a random guy) Jason:why is my face on a truck

[@hugomoreno3683]

Why does Jason look like big chungus in the billboard?

[@thetajikball9654]

jordan whittingtoN

[@damiennewisely788]

@@hugomoreno3683 he's ALWAYS a big chungus

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

@@damiennewisely788 plot twist.

[@Youkaikaze]

Fun Fact: I was a Boy Scout in NJ and in the 90's stayed in the cabin that Kevin Bacon died in during the original Friday The 13th, long before it collapsed into the lake. Camp NoBeBoSco, yo

[@ChonkedCat]

EPIC

[@lordhirudo5311]

Didn’t they film the movie in Connecticut?

[@unused7629]

Lord Hirudo nope, friday was mostly filmed in new jersey

[@lordhirudo5311]

1000 subscribers with 1 video challenge Hm. Maybe I’m thinking of one of the sequels, then.

[@dungus9041]

I live in Nj and when I was little My dad asked me if I wanted to where it was filmed (I was a child that loved horror movies) because they had a anniversary camping thing.

[@hearthempray5804]

This looks better than any of the actual Friday the 13th films, the effects are better and the tone fits Jason a lot better. The fact they also got the OG Tommy Jarvis to act in this is also really fucking cool and shows how dedicated he and the writer of this are to the F13th franchise. In other words, well fucking done I'll give it a watch later.

[@TheLostHatchet]

My favorite movie is Jason lives just because Tommy Jarvis is a badass in that movie.

[@collinbogunovich7312]

"Effects" You are stupid. Friday the 13th was made in the 1980's!

[@hearthempray5804]

My favorite slasher films are all from the 70s and 80s, the effects of the first three F13 movies were fine, after that they just became lazy with their effects for the most part.

[@MikasMeme]

Dark Ponies Yeah your too dumb to know what effects are

[@MikasMeme]

sick fuck Its cause its all cgi i could agree

[@clownintraining5944]

This movie kinda actually puts it as it is, sure, someone could be near invincible, but someone could put up a fight.

[@drago939393]

How so? Dude is a zombie, apparently.

[@jasoneliasvoorhees1956]

Pretty sure that’s not how it works. Unless you got a rocket launcher, you ain’t gonna do shit to Jason.

[@drago939393]

@@jasoneliasvoorhees1956 Actually, I realized it's pretty easy: a taser/shocker. He may have crazy durability and minor regeneration (apparently) but he still functions via muscles... And muscles don't like tasers. Like, if you had to fight a tank from Left 4 Dead, it's better to use a taser/shocker than a rocket launcher. Alternatively, just cut off his limbs.

[@kratosgodofwar4313]

@@drago939393 well that didn't work so well in part 7 & 8 and in freddy vs jason where he got shocked with electricity alot

[@drago939393]

@@kratosgodofwar4313 Ikr, that is in my opinion a mistake from the writers.

[@xxxemilee]

Shoutout to you for always giving special shoutouts to the FX crew! Kelsey is so insanely talented, I've worked with her & seen her art in action, and it's absolutely incredible. Happy to see practical effects still alive!

[@sushicartoon4064]

xemilee Yes,pratical effects are way better ,they can give more work then CGI but in a movie rating can make a difference

[@mrpolkadot0639]

xemilee Poy

[@Antnj81]

7:17 I'm pretty sure that when Kyle picks up a rock to hit Jason, it's a tongue-in-cheek nod to the video game on the NES, where your first weapon are rocks that you throw. If that was intentionally what they were going for, that's awesome! 😅

[@SirStalingrad]

For a Friday the 13th fan film I gotta say this was amazingly done with the iconic referenced deaths from the old movies to freakin Thom Matthews who played Tommy Jarvis himself. I’ve also gotta add that the guys who made this film and the ones who made the (2009 Reboot) could definitely (if they work together) make a sequel to the next Friday the 13th film

[@bulbafett5001]

That would be freaking awesome.

[@snommy_za]

Oh yeah yeah

[@kellydurkin3080]

👌

[@blytheg.7453]

I watched this short film after you recommended it awhile ago...great little film!! Love that you're covering it!

[@MikasMeme]

It was great but *im just kidding it was awesome*

[@viprz5444]

Hey James do you think you could continue the Jurassic park series Cause that was as special movie for me when I was growing up

[@scarface.e]

My man Jason is packing on the pounds *THUMP THUMP THUMP*

[@loudfrenchsobbing3180]

*CHUNK*

[@couchpotatoe8077]

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP YOU GOT ANY CHEESE

[@bonsaithe2nd485]

@@tonyforshyr9381 i like em chonky

[@devinjohnson7038]

Jason is now big chunckis ; )

[@giganibba9328]

Aw lawd he comin

[@weresmurf5731]

And now, with "Never Hike In The Snow" which just came out, which is apparently 1 of 4, (parts 2, 3 and 4 of it in the works), we're being treated to such goddamn high quality F13 for *free* it's almost insane!!!

[@OliviaSing-q7e]

Almost? I'm a Maniac who loves F13 and getting free movies for me is a win, it's not almost, it just is! Jason returns, and it won't be an easy fight.❤

[@ChillerKiller88]

This looks like it’s an actual film instead of a fan film! Also nice work on the double kill count this weekend, I appreciate your hard work.

[@LoydAvenheart]

Looks more like an actual film than alot of these sequels.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@LoydAvenheart Also it's good.

[@penguin7797]

That's not Jason! They would get copyrighted... It's Vason Joorhees!!!

[@metalfaceduude]

NOOOOOO!

[@sorenmatthies3464]

@@metalfaceduude what does he do in the impact Zone!!!!

[@averagebritishguy7082]

It's Jonas Overshoe!

[@CK_Chavez]

NO ITS JASON BORNE

[@RainbowCrash56]

My original OC Vason Jorhees Donut steal

[@gregorytuck731]

I need a real movie with this guy and a better budget in it...this dude seems like a badass

[@gunnerguyjgpo4141]

Dead Meat is basically a less scary, funnier version of the horror movies.

[@cox8]

yes im trying to get over blood in movies and be less scared through dead meat

[@TKMMA_]

So so true

[@z0tl410]

@@cox8 yu scared of blood in movies

[@cox8]

@@z0tl410 yes

[@karalyna2004]

@@cox8 but you are covid

[@MidRunner]

May I point out that Never Hike Alone stole the trophy for lowest ever number in Kill Count history

[@renegade6578]

That good or bad? The Purge probably made James have a mental breakdown

[@MidRunner]

@@renegade6578 I don't see anything wrong w/ it. But yes, The Purge probably made James have a mental breakdown

[@mellie3882]

Well no I mean it ties with It Follows and another movie I forgot.

[@mickenac6110]

Krampus had 0 kills

[@MidRunner]

@@mickenac6110 what tf are you talking about

[@LargeMetallicFellow]

A fan film that brought Tommy Jarvis back? Damn, I'd happily count this as canon in the Friday the 13th series.

[@WildSideGaming-up9gw]

Me too

[@tonk3712]

I always like to say it like Tommy Jawwvis

[@qqqfuzion2582]

Slots in great after freddy vs jason imo. His eyes got stabbed out and he doesn't have eyes in this one. His look is quite similar also.

[@chrissparks7439]

At this point it might as well be. Ghost Jason is a unlockable character in killer puzzle.

[@ExplicitNormality]

If this counts then that means that there are 13 movies

[@goldmadboy1]

Jason was just looking for his playboy magazine. 😬

[@fgdbsnsbdn]

Ikr?Like why that dude steal it from him tf?

[@redditer1544]

Jason: I'm trynna beat my dead meat.

[@Manfred514]

@@redditer1544 hahah dude u deserved more likes

[@elgoblindo2795]

That’s what they said about his machete in Jason x

[@xfroggii]

Bro...

[@Seantendo]

As much as I love Dead Meat, it's kinda messed up that the Kill Count has 4 times more views than the actual movie.

[@lafiaaaa]

Well its his job

[@s3dchr]

The original most probably has more views than it would have without the Kill Count, though.

[@tatoun680]

It's almost like a channel with more subscribers get more views.. damn that's crazy

[@richardporuthoor81]

He literally promoted this movie, he definitely got a lot of people to watch the original movie

[@derek_sayre]

I didn’t even know this film existed until I found The Kill Count. Now I’ve watched both films and am eagerly awaiting the next one. Thanks for covering this and making me aware of it, James!

[@crod-zu3lp]

“My god, this ain’t no TLC match”😂

[@zanesteindler431]

crod43004 if it was it would be a damn good one

[@crod-zu3lp]

Zane Steindler 😂😂

[@char7403]

It's actually Bah Gawd, as Jim Ross would say

[@crod-zu3lp]

CharIsFar 😂😂

[@mrtuckerplays4243]

I'd pay thousands to see his TLC match man no joke

[@nslater1388]

Not often you have a male lead for a horror story, let alone one that survives at the end. I also like how he fought back against Jason for more than just 3 seconds.

[@unoriginalname6099]

Jason walks faster than Usain Bolt runs

[@sheeshmeister791]

What if Jason runs

[@sauron1414]

What if Jason teleports

[@daddy7321]

PickleJoe Productions certain doom

[@xo523]

What if jason eats ass

[@Cesarlmao]

@@xo523 *C E R T I A N D O O M.*

[@soap9427]

Watching the movie: *scared, getting jumpscared screaming* Watching the kill count: *laughing*

[@divinejaictin579]

Yah exactly

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

Yeah I like horror movies but not jump scares so I just watch these over the real movie

[@jeepersreapers353]

So all the Jason variations are : Sackhead Jason (Part 2) Human Jason (Parts 3 and 4 ; Reboot) Roy Burns Jason (Part 5) Revenant / Zombie Jason a.k.a. the Best Jason (Part 6 onwards ; current Jason) Uber Jason (Jason X) Ghost Jason (Never Hike Alone fan film)

[@mrsirbottomdik2670]

Actually the reboot jason is a human not yet a zombie i really liked reboot jason he was way more smarter,tactical,athletic and reallistic.

[@jeepersreapers353]

@@mrsirbottomdik2670 Oh okay I kinda thought he was a zombie because of the ending. But it makes sense that he's still human.

[@mrsirbottomdik2670]

@@jeepersreapers353 yup!!!

[@jeepersreapers353]

@M MM Nope. Just giving it some love.

[@axelnilsson5124]

What about spirit Jason in jgth

[@colesobania8524]

5:11 he's going to feel it when he's older, Jason is almost 70 years old

[@crackwizard666]

Cole Sobania he is actually 72 because he was born in 1946.

[@deathslicers]

Its fanmade. Obviously not.

[@Leiria65]

But in it it establishes that the events of the original happened so in this fanmade movie Jason is in fact in his 70s

[@teutonicorder9520]

Age doesnt effect jason since he is immortal anyway.

[@teutonicorder9520]

I know mate, i just went smartass. :P

[@Willtendo2]

That moment when you forget that it's Friday the 13th but James has your back.

[@kayjaybeenhadit]

bandzicoot James is the goat💀

[@sarcasm6315]

bandzicoot i

[@Reaper-hs4fj]

Exactly!

[@juanitarodriguez4124]

bandzicoot u fergot to

[@anthony00__]

bandzicoot yeah i just looked and it is the 13

[@burningfish156]

I watched this on youtube, and it managed to get me to hide behind the covers unlike the recent sequels. It's amazing. The fanservice is amazing and only in 3 instances: The callbacks to the kills in the original, the pervy paramedic Axel, and Tommy Jarvis, played by his actual actor. One word for this: Fantastic. 20/10.

[@blamo3448]

It dangerous to go alone,take this **gives gopro** Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes

[@The_Maki1]

And this * gives Compactable Shovel*

[@alexanderchapman9136]

Tan tootuns du( *translation* Teen Titans Go!

[@borb4944]

dezmond coatley it’s good enough

[@gurimisenpai2358]

No Don't bring that Horsecrap In this comment section.Also Legend of Zelda

[@colbablast6579]

Finds an axe under a gravestone.....

[@NoOne-py5or]

This looks legit, I hope the people that did this can get the rights to it, to make a bigger budget Friday the 13th, and return slasher films to the forefront of horror

[@exist_much5625]

I wish. Unfortunately, no more actual Friday the 13th movies can be made. This is due to a commotion about who owns the series.

[@Elderly-]

Yeah its owned by both new line cinema and paramount i believe.

[@vizionofdoom1481]

Amen

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Philip Banks yeah How about no

[@SarionIfrintiene]

I'm going to be watching Jaws with my kids tomorrow in honor of the day (since they're still a little too young for Friday the 13th). But now I know what I'm watching after they go to bed!

[@logancisneros7677]

Iain Kerr good choice

[@nsjsmsnsmmksks7644]

Just don't show jaw 2,3 and 4, THEY'LL BE HORRIFIED.... OF HOW BAD THEY ARE!!

[@SarionIfrintiene]

Hyper Trinity - yeah, we are skipping those.

[@markburnett9009]

Lol

[@Dickheadbynature]

Iain Kerr when I was 4 I was watching Friday the 13th

[@maruk091]

I love the funny ass commentary “then hides from the Jason-saurus Rex” and the WWE references were by far my favorites thus far

[@dexterevans0187]

Dead meat is the best KZbin ever

[@dexterevans0187]

KZbinr

[@hduljas315]

Jonathan Guerra👌👌👌

[@Zvwry]

Jonathan Guerra agreed

[@ProdKill_switch]

Ni. James is the best youtuber

[@DesignedDNA]

I saw the wood carved Golden Chainsaw plaque I did hanging on the wall!!! Awesome! :0

[@DeadMeat]

Haha it's in the background in all our podcast episodes!

[@DesignedDNA]

Dead Meat I haven't got to watch any podcast eps since the first one about Saw and torture. What I thought was funny was the night you messaged me when you opened the package I sent, I was about 15 minutes into Never Hike Alone on KZbin, I was too excited to finish watching it that night and I just finished it the other day and then watched your kill count. A couple days ago lol

[@Cesarlmao]

I can't see it I think I'm blind

[@martazavala896]

O

[@rubyrose9258]

It cracks me up when you do impressions of Jim Ross 😂

[@squeezy8641]

Ruby Rose hello how you doing mate

[@moritz8536]

Ruby Rose Never kill count alone

[@deadlyfaster7347]

Ruby Rose oh hey ruby didn't expect you to watch a kill count video 😂😂lol just kidding but I LOVE RWBY

[@itzlilbee6662]

The movie be like : never hike alone. what they do : hike alone

[@rubyrose9258]

The cool person Of the you tubers I'm well how are you??

[@plantballs]

Im waiting for a "we have friday the 13th at home" comment lmao

[@divinejaictin579]

Hahahaha lmao

[@someone0]

I just posted one

[@maceface2892]

It doesn't really apply here since honestly I would take this fan film over Fridays 5-9 anyday. Not Jason X though. That movie's still a very guilty pleasure of mine.

[@gw3nd0lyn1]

@@maceface2892 the one liners are great

[@cheesecheese6950]

But this is better than Friday the 13th.

[@dragonballgamez6355]

"MY GOD THIS AIN'T A TLC MATCH" Jason: YES IT IS ITS A TLC MATCH

[@redwolf643]

I freaking love when movies bring back old characters.

[@soup7917]

RedWolf It was a fan made movie, which is mostly why.

[@4skaash]

RedWolf never hike alone-jason Halloween-michael myers Always stay awake(my version of the new nightmare on elm street...nice name for a reboot right)

[@brittonpm5350]

I thought Jason only killed teenagers who have been drinking or having sex

[@andrewschulzsd]

Preferred victims I guess but beggars cant be choosers. Same for Myers

[@shadowspector3611]

He doesn't look like a teenager. He looks like he's 22 or 25.

[@southparkkenny2]

+VDstudios I'd imagine Jason made a special condition for anybody that fucks with his mom's head, seeing as Jason didn't attack until after the guy had moved the head.

[@oggycoded]

VDstudios after the second Friday the 13th he just started killing for fun. Just feels like it I guess??

[@maverick885]

He kills people who go to camp crystal lake

[@FUNGUSMAN920]

I actually LOVE Jason’s design in this film. It combines the jacket from the reboot, while looking less shaggy, and the button down from the classic first 4, and gives a nasty unmasked look. If it had the axe mark and the chevrons in the mask, it would be chefs kiss.

[@francis_t0dd]

It kinda gets on my nerves the way this has got more recognition than the actual video. It's an amazing fan film

[@Itlivesinthewall]

Ik right. Most people just watch the kill count and don't actually watch the movie themselves. They ruin the horror film experience by spoiling themselves before they even see the film.

[@aleahlrb]

@@Itlivesinthewall In my defense, I'm a big scaredy-cat. 😅

[@klutz3955]

yeah sadly, but then again people can watch it more now yeah?

[@sfrjogaraa8283]

i actually use this channel just to find a good horrror movie to watch with the buddies...he gives recognition

[@burnoverme]

frankie todd people mostly watch the kill count videos because they’re too scared to watch the actual movie

[@abbi4445]

Why is it that in horror movies I always want the killer to succeed 🤷‍♀️

[@waffleninja3351]

Cuz they're BADASS 👌

[@AbyssalPrince]

Because we as humans are royaly messed up

[@shatanaa]

SAME😂😂😂

[@drdrhelpme5250]

I know

[@theopinionchannelforyou7739]

I always wait for them to die

[@deityzero847]

“BAH GAWD THIS AINT A TLC MATCH” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidhatcher7016]

lol

[@Guzmano7]

Him yay...I guess!?

[@Guzmano7]

I’m your 150th like which brung order and made it an order number or even

[@wolfhowlin1859]

,

[@theplushplanet9795]

Wwe

[@CyborgCharlotte]

I think the scariest thing in this video is James’s hair in that flashback montage

[@Slackernt]

Least kills of the Friday series, yet probably in the top 3 best, even if it's unofficial.

[@8centjello636]

NightLock I completly agree!

[@likeaninja2893]

So Your Saying this movie, part 2 and part 4?

[@tonedeffJ]

Adriel Delacruz honestly, I’d say this at three, part 2 at 2nd, and part 4 at 1st.

[@Hikerman-hb4sh]

thanks for the shoutout

[@chewingum2808]

Lol

[@thewildtigre3339]

I knew there would atleast one in the comments xD

[@clover7215]

Hikerman5000 lol that's hilarious

[@ljp56]

Fake lol

[@kyoryu5434]

ISLIAMINNT *EHEM* entertainment *EHEM*

[@uravgchimp4650]

See this is what James can do ’I’ve never heard of this movie... but with the kill count I want to watch the rest of the movie and understand all of its juicy plot!!! I love you James!

[@vespine1749]

RetroLuke I swear on every video I watch, when I look at the comments section everyone has that pfp.

[@uravgchimp4650]

Rigby - it’s something for a popular KZbinr (maximillianmus)

[@armandolopez8853]

Oh yeah yeah

[@tomato5049]

This isn’t a movie though

[@uravgchimp4650]

#1 ratbag oh yeah yeah

[@kennethconklin4140]

3:10 that calendar should actually be June 13th of '79, as Part IV confirms on Pamela's headstone.

[@WolfmansGotNards]

You know you've made it when your Kill Count video (2.3m as of October 2018) has more views than the actual movie itself (480,000 as of October 2018).

[@calaclysmic675]

Wolfman's Got Nards oof

[@jake.5322]

Wolfman's Got Nards it now has 4.9 😂

[@sjrjfndn]

Wow are you proud you should be!

[@RessuRekt]

@@jake.5322 Bruh you high or something? It's only 4m

[@hrgrhrhhr]

No w

[@anthonystaab1314]

The jasosaurus rex? Crystal lake? More like Jasorric Park

[@casje8627]

Welcome to Jasorric Park.

[@casje8627]

duh duh duh duh duh

[@UTTPRamranch]

Jurassic lake

[@scp-173biohazardpeanut7]

Itstead of the duh its ki ki ki ma ma ma.

[@NandNproductions1]

You get a golf clap

[@meg6178]

I hate myself for the fact that everytime that the music that's at 1:24 starts I always think it sounds just like Lin Manuel Miranda's 'Burn' which I absolutely adore even tho ik it isnt

[@movedalongtimeagogoaway5084]

let’s not forget he made hamilton references in previous videos-

[@ristygirl792]

SAME

[@npc2792]

K.

[@concondoesstuff7980]

I just now realized that

[@thatshimofficer8950]

Great now I can’t unhear it

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

Honestly I hope James covers more fanmade movies. Obviously not a lot of them since, not all of them are good, but there's some real diamonds in the rough sometimes

[@katev4827]

Huh. This is the best National Parks Service PSA I've ever seen.

[@getfucked196]

Kate V don’t smoke it’s no joke

[@JoseRamirez-dq6um]

Tommy: Remember me as***** Jason: I wanted my God damn hat trick😭

[@fazbearofficial9444]

Axel: died by a axe Tommy is awesome

[@yourfavblonde2008]

i love how this is even better than any of the originals

[@Strummie]

It’s because it was made with actual passion and love for the series. For fans by fans. Most of the Friday movies were just rushed cash grabs.

[@no-barkthechosenone2436]

Nope

[@Squalls_]

I always how passionate James is in his videos You can really tell who loves to do their work, and it shows, James!

[@karameru_xd]

In today’s passioncount we’re counting the most passionate KZbinrs, and it’s James!

[@alonsomiguel7052]

Never Hike Alone You can still die when your not alone.

[@abirmawi2808]

👏well👏no👏shit!👏

[@ReissSpangenberg4470]

9:56 Jason in his head: oh heck nah not this guy.

[@mimikip]

Wait wait wait... you watch Nailed It! too? James how can you be so awesome?!

[@DeadMeat]

3, 2, 1, YA DONE

[@thomasstevenson2608]

Legend

[@davidmosteller3546]

Dary

[@totaldramarebooted]

Two kill counts in a row?! Geez James, your working overtime! Great work

[@tomwhite7022]

What’s the second

[@agamingplayer2469]

Jungle Dude it's Friday 13th, perfect viewers times

[@totaldramarebooted]

ANGEL X DESTINY He said that hes releasing The Lost World Jurassic Park kill count tomorrow

[@kornivian]

Did anyone see James as a character in the Jason puzzle game..? I did.

[@potatosoup9536]

I did too!

[@LJONES-fp8df]

Me too

[@natathevoiceguy]

Yep, him and Chelsea.

[@bonjourshiba3590]

I got it on screenshot HAHAHA

[@S.H.Vofficial]

I did fellow comrade.

[@o7w435]

Not only is this nostalgic because it covers the first Friday kills, but it also covers the first Kill Count ever made. Which makes this movie great.

[@PogChump]

Jason sits up, "You should have aimed for the head"

[@Plutowulf]

Too soon lol

[@inmyroom8335]

The fact that Kyle in never hike alone looks like Thor makes this even funnier

[@spicytuna78]

_Snaps his fingers_

[@rvbydolls]

Philip Brownman im dead💀💀

[@theamazingspiral]

I knew this image would be good for something. imgflip.com/memetemplate/144375525/Jason-with-the-Infinity-Gauntlet

[@duba9018]

So this is the sequel to Jurassic Park.

[@burritomensch1257]

Bit of a weird direction they took there, but I’ll bite.

[@NopeJustPatrick]

Mr. GOD - Any movie can make a sequel that turns into an F13 movie at the end and I'll watch it, NO EXCEPTIONS!!

[@chasemcdonald7250]

Patrick Even... Mamma Mia 2?! 😂

[@grossmutterindeinarsche1416]

Patrick despacito 2

[@NopeJustPatrick]

Chase McDonald - NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

[@thestealthfridge1-2-38]

How does this channel not have the entire world's populations subscription

[@kenji_1225]

The Stealth Fridge 1-2-3 it would have more because multiple accounts by 1 person lol

[@thestealthfridge1-2-38]

Kenji _12 True tho

[@lIxzxl]

I dont know maybe because some people around the world havent seen him

[@lIxzxl]

Jeremy Mijangos yeah exactly

[@burntferidgerator6848]

Not everyone loves gore

[@ayo892]

0:06 this is the most educational KZbin channel it clearly talks about counting kills which is Math

[@Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

OK I watch to Billy Madison yesterday and I just realized what that chant was from

[@coreyabell6332]

Nudie Magazine Day Nudie Magazine Day

[@JustinY.]

Could you do a killcount for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

[@alexj4393]

Justin Y why are you everywhere?

[@Bonniferrous]

Yes

[@hittakash176]

is that fucking a jojos reference!!!

[@ajsofaygo1351]

Justin Y. Why are you here

[@slothyjoe4147]

Are you subscribed to everybody?!?!

[@riverwatson634]

i love it when he does these lesser known horror movies.

[@R00tvideos]

James James!! Are you gonna cover “never hike in the snow” too????

[@awesomeluigibros6911]

He did

[@R00tvideos]

@@awesomeluigibros6911 yeah.. I saw that.

[@ixkingfulxi8730]

"Is on a roll with Kyle, who now looks like assistant director, Wes from Nailed It" Glad Im not the only one who watches that.

[@fgdbsnsbdn]

Wes. WES. WEEEEESSS

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

* scary accurate Nicole voice * "WES, CAN I GET A DECAPITATION??"

[@greensky3216]

It’s kinda funny how this YT channel just gives a whole summary of the movie lol (in a good way)

[@j8mie007]

BearPlaysRoblocks s sksksksk

[@zachburgess7509]

I can’t believe how fast this channel blew up I remember being subbed since the Friday the 13th series. Keep up the great work James this channel is amazing

[@bloodofmars]

zach burgess ikr! I found his channel when it was just starting and now look how famous James is and will become!

[@fbritannia]

I subbed right before the part 7 kill count, i'm so happy he has grown this much.

[@zachburgess7509]

F Britannia Ik he works rlly hard on his content and u don’t see that much anymore

[@mackenziefehr7644]

Same

[@z3r0cold79]

zach burgess gu

[@theoneandonlyvilly1148]

Shhhhbh This is now canon Why? Because its better then most friday movies

[@wall_rot]

am I the only one who hears “James Asian Neice” sometimes ? 😭

[@crdnIs]

Yup

[@caution-monkey4603]

Goddamn it now ill never be able to unhear that. Thank you 😂

[@JerichaG92]

Cherry Cherub well, I will now.

[@j8mie007]

Left Hand you have an easier job than right hand

[@mslightbulb]

Google automatic subtitles heard it to.

[@dragondrew2000]

Almost at a million James!

[@WesleyRiddle1994]

The Tommy Jarvis cameo at the end was fantastic. Brought back all the memories!

[@film.nerd1240]

Firstly , I didn’t want to watch this video ‘cause I thought it would be another remake of the original Friday the 13th. But now I’ve realised that is more than that. From the cinematography to the kills... this short movie surely needs an Oscar. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@daffyphack]

When the ambulance showed up, I was looking for one person. A humble man by the name of Roy.