"What could go wrong?"

[@SuperHappydoggy]

The man in zoom call for suspended licence driving while in call gotta be one of the funniest fucking court vids Ive seen.

[@Interference22]

Even funnier, he claimed it was all a misunderstanding and that his license WASN'T suspended. So the court dug a little deeper and discovered, yes, his license isn't suspended... because he's never HAD one. So congrats on that guy for accidentally exposing that he committed a more serious crime than the one he was accused of.

[@SuperHappydoggy]

@@Interference22 thats even funnier I agree omg ahha

[@SF-eo6xf]

nothing funnier than cat lawyer

[@abzinhoo]

Ok

[@PinballWizard999]

@@Interference22 Wow, just when you thought he couldn't make it worse for himself.

[@galuxius1861]

11:00 the worst part was it wasn't a cute thing the kid wanted, it was just the parents being cruel to their own child for their own amusment

[@imnotcreative3960]

Exactly, it's not funny, it's just mean-spirited

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

The way she said "bye Oddie". Just cruel.

[@molybdomancer195]

The scream wasn’t funny either. That was a child seeing a thing they love disappearing forever. Those parents don’t deserve to have a child.

[@Gwenpoolthegoat]

If I was like 6 I would cry at that too

[@sezuin1756]

i don't care, that was comedic timing to perfection. the "oh sugarplum, bye odi!" and then seeing it appear on screen plummeting to the earth and the scream couldn't be more perfectly timed

[@grw_gg]

6:10 I’ve been to this beach in Iceland before and, before you can even step foot on the beach, there are loads of safety warnings about the dangers of the beach. The reason why it’s so dangerous is because the undercurrent when a wave washes up on the shore is extremely strong. That’s why they were falling over when they were running back after taking their picture. If you get caught in it, you can very easily get dragged under the surface and caught in an underwater current. When I visited, everyone was just standing to the top end of the beach, going nowhere near the sea. It’s not a bear h that’s meant for swimming, really. Also, judging by what they did in the video (running back to shore after taking the photo) actually says that they did read the safety instructions before deciding to do that. They knew they had to run back up and that they weren’t meant to go near the water, but they did it anyway. They were extremely lucky that they didn’t get killed when doing that.

[@Xvon-]

Same I’ve been to there and there’s lots of signs

[@seancomrie4714]

If you are the sort of parent who thinks that taking your child's security toy and launching it into the air on a drone while your child screams in terror is a good idea, you are also the sort of parent who will wonder why their child hates them once they are grown up.

[@happytofu5]

I felt that in my bones, the poor kid 😢

[@ReallyAnnoyingGuy]

Oh sugar plum!

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Regarding the squid ink that's about how permanent hair dye is if you get it on your skin takes a good week to come off. Good job that man didn't put it on his face.

[@babyyoda6537]

Yea he would have been canceled intently

[@mcfcguvnors]

Alcohol & baking soda , chefs have to deal with ink daily

[@Elriuhilu]

The video of him rubbing it on his arms made me think of that scene from some movie of Nicolas Cage screaming and covering himself in black paint.

[@charlotteinnocent8752]

I wonder if using rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover would help I did a friend's hair once and got the stuff off her forehead with that?

[@sadflix8754]

Im just thinking that guy got the armament haki

[@marioborgen]

The airport kid may have been scared, but he also had the best day in his life

[@charlotteinnocent8752]

His mum was scared, he was having the best day of his life

[@alissacrizler4908]

Jesus loves you

[@alissacrizler4908]

@@charlotteinnocent8752Jesus loves ya!

[@A_Goose_YT]

@@alissacrizler4908 shut up

[@ENDERSPOTTER]

"Oh sugarplum! Bye dudie!" [Insert bone rattling scream here]

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

The kid at the airport lived everyone's childhood dream

[@chimkencaesarsaladman4343]

6:10 so I've been to that beach, there are warnings EVERYWHERE and I was on a schooltrip so we werent even allowed to go close I might be misremembering but not only would you probably freeze up in the water instantly, the waves are incredibly powerful and the second they sweep you out even a bit you’re done for. I believe there's a pretty famous photo of a tourist being swept away, but again i may be wrong

[@KristinnEs]

Yup, the beach is deadly. The wave pulls you out and there is a big drop not far beyond the visible beach which the water pulls you down into if you are unlucky. Do not ignore warnings here, nature is out to kill you.

[@anakinskywalker473]

Yeah I think the biggest danger from these waves is the power. I’ve been to that exact beach On a school trip and there are warnings in all major languages and a traffic light warning sign. The powerful waves can come out of nowhere, coming in a lot further than the other waves/tide.

[@infin8ee]

It's truly beautiful but totally ridiculous what they're doing. All for Instagram probably. We see tourist's getting caught all the time. Of course you won't freeze in Australian oceans!

[@SunbeamDrxgons]

They are creeper waves. They are slightly different from other waves by the fact that they suck you out to sea instead of just towards the shore. They sort of go over and the back towards the ocean, so it's likely that if someone got stuck in one, especially amll children or pets, they could get into some bad situations.

[@toukasan342]

​@@infin8ee"Of course you won't freeze in Australian oceans" it's, it's Iceland. Iceland is like the exact opposite of Australia

[@oliviamaelovick]

The kid in the airport + the guy turning upto court while driving was so funny 😂😂😂

[@mcfcguvnors]

felt sorry for soft toy kid - when she grows up take daddys car keys & do the same

[@katerinakralova7292]

The case at 2:56 is actually funny, but only without the context. The man who is driving got his license suspended long time ago, but he should've gotten it back 2 years ago. That is why he is driving in the video, because his driver's license isn't suspended anymore, yet he didn't get it back for 2 years. Moist Critical made a video about this too, and then later apologized for making fun of him without the full context.

[@patrickfischer3349]

Wasn't there ANOTHER update that the guy had NEVER HAD a drivers license in the first place? Something like the state there lets you have ID or drivers license and he was always registered for the former i think.

[@katerinakralova7292]

@@patrickfischer3349 was there? I know Charlie made like 3 videos about it, but I don't remember anything about the guy never having a license

[@patrickfischer3349]

@@katerinakralova7292 I am pretty sure. I saw the vids you reference, too, but I think there was another one a few weeks after. Gonna look in a bit.

[@maifantasia3650]

@katerinakralova7292 - no, he never had a driving licence. As Judge Simpson has stated, the defendant would renew his Michigan ID card "religiously every year." In Michigan, a person is not permitted to have both an ID card *and* a driving licence. The defendant knew he was in the wrong, which is why he made sure his ID card was valid and up-to-date. Further, Judge Simpson is disappointed that the defendant would lie to the court.

[@katerinakralova7292]

@@maifantasia3650 damn, I take back the first comment then, sorry. Let's point at the loser in the video and laugh again

[@MrPotatoBubble]

That ladder clip felt like something out of a cartoon

[@alissacrizler4908]

Jesus loves you so much!

[@A_Goose_YT]

@@alissacrizler4908 shut up

[@IlmurOsp]

6:30 as an icelander, i don't feel the slightest shred of sympathy for tourists who die here. it's always because they don't adhere to the rules, don't listen to advice from the tour guides, ignore the many, many, many signs warning them of the exact dangers of the area and what could happen if they ignore it. if they die, they die.

[@ChivalrousMilk]

Thats absolutely horrible but so true lmfao

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Same thing happens in the Nullarbor. So many signs and warnings and they think they know better. We’re sick of it.

[@glebglub]

@@Cowboy_Frog just need another sign saying "Darwin Award claim point this way"

[@IlmurOsp]

@@Valentine-m8r and there is an obvious difference here dude. Locals get into accidents as well. Car accidents happen, mismanagement of infrastructure happens. I'm specifically referring to tourists who jump over fences, go to the beach despite the signs warning of incoming waves, tourists who tear up our fragile nature, plant life, and culture. tourists who drive through the highlands on tiny cars, without winter tires, despite being warned that they will die if they do so. no ones talking about your friend, that isn't relevant.

[@jackbob83]

Sounds like the words of a tour guide who has lost too many clients to them not reading the warning signs

[@owendiaram3870]

"What are you trying to achieve by throwing rocks at a hornets nest?" Idk, trying to help save Katniss Everdeen

[@LilAnnThrax]

That man had been bugging them at that coffee shop before. He'd been trespassed so she had the hammer for protection. Cops said she was totally fine and wouldn't get charged

[@SysterYster]

Oh wow. Awesome.

[@Mawfet]

Wooo!

[@Th3_sent1nel]

Having your driver license suspended while driving in a zoom court is a power move

[@Ombby]

The Icelandic beach one, it's not just that they're gonna get cold. I've been to that beach. Our tour guide kept emphasizing not to get too close to the water and never to turn your back to in. Those waves are vicious. They WILL pull you in. An entire family went missing after they got too close to the water, and the clip doesn't do it justice how terrifying those waves are. They're not fun-on-the-beach type of waves, they're tall, broken and genuinely terrifying to look at.

[@maryhinge4815]

Lol

[@zenithkaijaou4182]

I used to like playing in giant waves like that. I used to enjoy getting risen up by the large swell just before it breaks. It was an exciting game to try and get further out to the next wave before it breaks down on me. That was until I almost drowned. The waves were dragging me out further and further away from the shore and they kept breaking on me and I was so exhausted I could barely catch my breath. It scares me how close I was to death that day. Lesson learned. Don’t play in big waves.

[@4cid_pawzz]

2:44 they should use it for temporary tattoos

[@George-jn7pv]

Yea you are a revelationator

[@Ppppooiiuuyytrree]

they do

[@Locket.L]

That mum may have permanently traumatised her child but at least she didn’t swear and instead said “sugar plums”.

[@greg_snow2090]

The court one for driving was brilliant 😂 i bet the bloke doesnt even know what hes done wrong either i love it😂

[@zoeyc5851]

We were on that beach in Iceland, and the guide warned us that a kid saw his family drown after going into the sea :)

[@infinitez4186]

R.I.P. Odie Gone too soon 🫡🫡

[@Sillyfishart]

that clips so annoying though, im autistic so maybe im interpreting it differently, but they took that childs most prized possession and friend away, put it on a drone (the child said no beforehand) the adults didnt listen, did it anyway and started LAUGHING when it fell and was lost id never trust them again!

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

@@Sillyfishartyeahhh I’m autistic too and I think even neurotypical people would understand that this was such a rude thing to do. Even for me, it’s so disrespectful because I have my most favorite possessions that I couldn’t fathom being lost. To do this to a kid who has already expressed that she doesn’t want this to happen, and doing it anyways, is horrible. 😭

[@juciymiddle3102]

​@@BaldCoryxKenshinfan Bruh im autistic too, how did we all gather here lmao

[@dinolover8183]

@@juciymiddle3102 we are all magnets thats why we are all here

[@fightingasnail]

@@Sillyfishart im neurotypical but i agree!!! I was so mad when i saw the clip.

[@jojosworlds1208]

12:12 "Are you stupid or something", the dog probably

[@LordFarm]

😂😂😂 you win the internet today 🏆

[@libslols]

Never thought I'd see Barnsley fc in one of these compilations

[@MichaelBJordan-]

Am I the only one that didn’t find the stuffed animal attached to the drone funny?

[@Cynchronicity7]

I don’t think you were the only one, but we maybe few.😅

[@Mbxstudios]

I didn't find it funny either

[@Ascension721]

I thought it was hilarious personally but I feel so fucking bad for the kids. That would have traumatised me.

[@Tasty_Green]

It was pretty funny I might do it😂

[@GanzotheSecond]

that kids toy being dropped by the drone has me crying holy shit

[@Apple4_Juice]

yea and from such a height it would most likely be ripped to shreds either if it got stuck on the drone of from the impact of hitting the ground if it was fine tho i hope the kid got it back

[@Apple4_Juice]

+ an airplane can hit the toy or the drone and crash or have damage to the engine

[@deegee6184]

8:04 George... "is there a hole in the floor?"... no, it's a tiny portal to another dimension. Come on, man..... 😅

[@xanderblackstar8236]

12:23 - Generally I would agree that an iron fence should hold up to the weight of 4 people, but when the whole thing is literally the color of rust the idea is beyond stupid. Very predictable outcome.

[@MatecaCorp]

“What could go wrong?” -in which George forgets that slow motion exists

[@kristenhall283]

6:36 I like how catching hyperthermia and getting sand in your shoes is at the same level of inconvenience here.

[@Goose-d2c]

10:28 what is that trim lad

[@IM_INSANE_HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Nasty bald spot🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

What could go wrong at George’s barber

[@zoee3296]

7:46 idk what that noise was but it was incredible 😭😂

[@WWNbroadcasts]

No parent takes away the thing their child loves and loses it and just says “oh sugar plum” like you are not cut out for being a parent

[@macanimation2793]

that squid ink would be great for trial tattoos! imagine getting something painted on and then you have to live with it for a few weeks before you decide whether to get the real thing done! it would prevent so many people regretting their decision! you could also get it as a temporary tattoo that lasts longer than a transfer!

[@Mbxstudios]

Ever heard of henna tattoos?

[@tyronesmith4622]

7:46 ouch but George’s sound cracked me up lol

[@dearohdear4247]

rewatched this an ungodly number of times

[@Damn1t_J3lly]

9:37 “AAH AAAAH AAAAAAA” got me rolling😭😭

[@jennaxolotl6275]

They were too at the end

[@Mr.awesome706]

3:05 the courtroom guy situation got so much crazier. The judge ended up finding out that HE NEVER HAD A LICENCE. The judge found out that he regularly updated his identification card which can only be obtained if you dont have a licence. Once you get a licence you lose your ID card because it serves the same purpose so they dont let you have both. Look it up. I watched a video showing this and also everything that follows where the judge did his research and found that out it was wild

[@s-kayultra2702]

Therapist: mini Evel Knievel isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Mini Evel Knievel:

[@tealeavees]

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t find the teddy bear falling to its death hilarious but I would never trust my asshole parents again if I were her. Poor kid 😭

[@ThatSquirtleGuylol]

The clip itself is funny in a vacuum but is kinda horrible when you look further into it

[@Lordbeefton_]

My birth went wrong

[@AdamSheehan-pm8zq]

Me too 🤫

[@sir_wooly]

It succeeded

[@happymaskedguy1943]

I think you’ll find that it was inception part that went wrong, son.

[@captainhindsight6994]

Dad still not recovered huh?

[@DERAILEDbeats]

im sorry to hear that mate

[@xretrox4923]

If i was the guys lawyer in that court room id feel so defeated and probably question my career path 😂

[@scragar]

Zoom court became a thing during covid. For minor cases like traffic infractions reducing the number of people in the court room greatly reduced the risk of illness. After the majority of the threat was gone they continued to do it because it's cheaper. They can quickly swap cases, have defendents go on breakout sessions with their lawyer while they do another case, etc. It basically just streamlined a lot of things and avoided defendants needing to spend all day waiting for their name to be called at the court freeing them up to do other things waiting to be called. Basically it's a massive win-win for small cases. It's a privilege though, it can be revoked if the judge thinks you're a flight risk, not paying attention, or it endangers other people(like the idiot who joined on his phone while performing surgery).

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing286]

i went to the beach at 6:10 and i can’t think of any reason why other than stupidity that you’d want to go near the water. i went on a school trip so we were warned multiple times by both the teachers and our guide to stay away. i was nervous even a good distance from the waves

[@rustyhowe3907]

We used to keep a hammer near the cash register for thieves but mostly it was to open the register whenever it got stuck.😂

[@ISAF_Ace]

Oh shit I’ve actually been to that exact spot in Iceland. That stretch of beach is legitimately dangerous, it have a very unpredictable tide which can easily sweep you out into sea despite how safe you think you are. One moment it’s 20m down the beach, the next you’re in it. That particular beach is THE example taught in geography lectures and extremely beautiful, it’s also a volcanic black sand beach with those cool hexagon rocks.

[@Baboonmomma]

8:00 someone in the Backrooms just saw some legs come through the ceiling

[@TheEggOfRandomIdeas]

THAT WOULD BE ME. IT WAS SURREAL TO SEE SOME LEGS. AND I MADE THE MOST OF IT.

[@ReddwarfIV]

The fence pull-up one was stupid because there was a wall underneath. When they fell, their spines would have hit the edge of it. They're lucky they didn't get seriously injured.

[@Piffaliff]

That guy turning upto zoom court for driving with suspended l watched that live 😂

[@maifantasia3650]

That one got worse when they discovered the guy had never been issued with a licence.

[@rrtttfthxg2143]

@@maifantasia3650yet probably better at driving then %99 Florida drivers

[@lbewl7374]

The 'driving while disqualified' one is a bit more of a rabbit hole than it appears.

[@LinkTheFusky]

why dont people do temporary tattoos with squid ink, just using pens full of it designed for drawing on skin, it'll wash off months later but you'd still have a temporary tattoo for months

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

I’d guess it’s hard to keep fresh

[@Winter_Chill_]

3:50 To be fair... the guy was actually falsely accused. His license wasn't suspended at the time of the incident, and he never had it suspended following (since they thought it was already), so he was doing nothing wrong.

[@maifantasia3650]

No, it wasn't suspended at the time. The catch is that the guy had never obtained a driving licence in the first place.

[@Stardustuk]

He wasn't falsely accused, he never had a driving license in the first place, so they assumed it's suspended and he went along with it

[@TheShaKuh]

I mean going into a court zoom call while operating a vehicle..i dont know if thats illegal but surely its a little bit wrong😂

[@conradbruh]

2:46 reverse Michael jackson

[@uk6396]

The airport child reminded me of this one scene from hard to die 2 where a bad guy got crushed by one of these coveyor belt systems

[@LasseRafnDk]

The husband making a bomb “prank” probably divorced by now. The dad making the child sad by taking away the doll doesn’t deserve to be a dad wtf. Kid cried already before it took off.. why did he do it lmao.

[@EveningSoother]

*Dumbo Girl:* Smashes a bazillion shots with one swipe of her hand *George:* Utter contempt that only a child of Albion could summon

[@BigGribbly]

10:57 I could not stop laughing “ODDIE NOOOO”

[@fuckallofyou13]

how could you be so cruel? that was clearly that child’s comfort toy, or favourite stuffie. she must be horrified. i feel so bad.

[@diegestive4167]

Moving a washing machine down the stairs in Amsterdam is equally dangerous 😂

[@Sperimorph1]

Omg that stuffed animal drops from a sky and the scream i havent laughed this well in long time😂😂😂😂.

[@BEAN.MACHINE]

That batista has my utmost respect 😂

[@raiyaans9376]

0:53 id be so happy as a kid if I could do that , instantly remind me of the Toy Story 2

[@treepotato9273]

at least kids these days all have their traumatic experiences on camera so they can show their therapist when they're 30 😆

[@Frankie_and_fwoggie]

5:09 no? Are you ok?

[@AustralianOpalRocks]

That dude got hammered at Starbucks 🔨

[@gazf6163]

Damn. Not hypothermia AND sand in their shoes George... 😂

[@FrankyDG]

You visit the beach in Iceland not for a swim but because there is black sand everywhere.

[@chrisperyagh]

You could just go to the Isle of Wight for that!

[@bubblesgd3728]

08:50 she rlly said 🦅

[@JJforGuvnor]

Critical did like 3 videos on the zoom call driving guy, its the craziest saga ever😭

[@alexflowereater]

4:01 in the video, fun fact it was later found out the guy never had a driver's license in the first place

[@thefiestaguy8831]

"Oh suggggarplum" "Bye OOODDDIEEE" SCREAM

[@Siller_Willer]

Every time he posts another spec of light comes into my life.

[@maivaiva1412]

Dude heard "poke the hornets' nest" and thought it was an instruction 💀

[@thatweirdscientist]

i love the reference, im saving this forever. 9:39

[@envymordecai4429]

0:50 Kids out here acting out the ending of Toy Story 2

[@DeclanWhite1453]

I've seen the judge from that zoomcourt so many times I wouldn't be suprised if he's part of a clip show

[@MrReVersed]

Imallexx went wrong

[@felixmcinally8037]

He always was wrong

[@OwenMcleanMP]

Never liked him

[@麒麟麦酒-u5w]

sigma based

[@Crunch.z3]

never right to begin with

[@TheMostBritishBrit]

Breaking bad

[@YoosTheCenteversian]

2:31 there is one bonus to this, he can now fight logia types now, so that’s cool

[@witchywoman2008]

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to give us hypothermia, or worse, sand in our shoes.

[@joshuasgamingchannel124]

0:39 Bro wanted to experience toy story irl 😂

[@ZacThaBarber]

As a barber the dude setting fire to the dudes hair is an actual technique popular in India it adds texture

[@mom-nm2sp]

been watching you all day while playing farming sim with my bf only to see a new vid, hell yea. hello from kentucky, usa !

[@Cynchronicity7]

I’m from Kentucky too, but I now live in North Carolina.😂🎉

[@mom-nm2sp]

@@Cynchronicity7 no way!! which part of ky? i’m 859 :)

[@DavidVanVlerah]

I'm seriously blown away learning that not only is Evel Knievel still known, but still known in the UK! Talk about a real legend.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Not met anyone who doesn’t know him. Pretty universal experience. I’m Aussie and we all know him.

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@Cowboy_Frog That really blows my mind. I haven't thought about him in over 20 years, and I never imagined he was world famous. I mean, yeah, he was a crazy s.o.b., and he pulled off (and failed to as well), some truly spectacular stunts, but honestly, name one other stuntman. Thanks for responding! It's rare that I learn something that I truly find interesting these days! Peace.

[@trystanreadman1764]

the driving guy is the equivalent of pulling out a bong at a possesion hearing

[@JohnC-r8y]

DO NOT RUB SQUID INK INTO YOUR FACE

[@SamuelGalloway-bt5nd]

The football team is Barnsley

[@justsomeguywithafancymusta4542]

Never thought I'd see Barnsley in a memelous vid 🤣

[@b0nzie]

Banger pfp

[@StrangeGoat]

Me neither ❤

[@StrangeGoat]

Super Cosgrove..........😅

[@jackstevens2006]

the man actually had a licence. just wasnt on the system

[@maifantasia3650]

It wasn't in the system because that guy had never been issued a driving licence.

[@Dkdszn]

Big Sam Cosgrove I remember being in stands for it😂

[@zara5023]

The striker just couldn't believe his luck

[@woolly254]

“What are you going to achieve throwing stuff at a hornets nest” erm I’m trying to make the bees chase the guards off the bridge

[@jensenskipper1540]

10:27 what is going on with your trim George 😂

[@chlobomt]

thanks for entertaining me eating my dinner 👍

[@jacksonmacmanus1001]

that red football kit with the stars is the abomination that was barnsley's home kit last season

[@ShayyButter]

11:58 perfect moment to pause 🤣

[@Jon_veigar]

6:40 the beach is dangerous because the waves can suck you into the sea

[@jo_de_pro1973]

04:17 Sir, you are caught guilty for stealing Wait wheres my Judge hammer?

[@patronustrip]

The stuffed animal video angers me so much. That poor child.

[@blehbleh8552]

Man, that Zoom court vid and the story behind it had like 12 different levels to it. That was a wild couple weeks to learn it. XD

[@Gothicc98]

Georgie, this upload rate is keeping me going, thanks king 👑

[@Ozee13]

2:22 is literally reverse Kratos 😭

[@alexxx578]

I'm a simple man. I receive a GeorgeM notification, I click

[@DiamondCake2]

Do people have this comment as a button on their keyboard and just type the name of the KZbinr they’re watching into it? I see this on every video I watch.

[@duckcatthequrugosk5504]

@@DiamondCake2 It's most likely a bot then.