Nick's rant on the Comedy Industry

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

Who has that shitty laugh? Can't watch any video with that bro laughing.

[@fruitshishkabob]

Nobody asked bitch

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

@@verhext0072 my goodness

[@gardensoundrecords3598]

Weak

[@kikuet11]

what’s his name?

[@gripnsip3000]

Are you even gay

[@irresponsibledad]

These guys just don't get it. I don't go to comedy shows to laugh. I go to comedy shows to clap and nod when the comedian says something I agree with

[@nobodynobody7729]

Maybe we should try ummm listening to women? 🤷‍♂️

[@theactorjohnlarroquette]

Its not like that’s exactly what y’all do to this show whenever Nick reinforces one of your own ignorant and/or obnoxious opinions…. 🙄

[@juwebles4352]

@@theactorjohnlarroquette what are you even defending?

[@dally1398]

I mean, funny because it’s true is definitely a thing. Late in George Carlins career that’s basically the type of humor it became

[@klimpomp]

@@nobodynobody7729 See, a perfect example of a hilarious concept that has no place in comedy!

[@freem8son86]

House Corey might be the funniest thing anyone has ever said

[@iamgubbler95]

My favorite is still basketball-american

[@SKMisaac]

I’m more of a Field Corey, personally

[@WrangleMcDangle]

@@iamgubbler95 circumsoldier ass

[@mr.pavone9719]

Just imagine if he made it to the White House. Instead of let's go Brandon it'd be Corey in da house!

[@TheAtomicHart]

and adam can't let the joke sit for a second before trying to derail it

[@PurplingYellow]

"I just have some shitty opinions because they feel good to have" thats right king

[@danvankouwenberg7234]

That's why most people hold on to them.

[@nobodynobody7729]

Slay king

[@__loafy__]

If there was anyone who was ever dying to be Jocktober'd, it's nick Mullen

[@trip4923]

@@__loafy__ what does this even mean?

[@radricdavis8508]

Darth Vader? More like Darth Dicky or Darth Dumass lol

[@FranzVonGaart]

Rare tender moment when Nick and Stav stand up for Adam

[@jpk9902]

They're just standing up for the podcast lol

[@drewhammond5203]

1:30 Nick unironically describing Mace Windu and the use of Vapaad without knowing he's referencing the only well known black Jedi in a rant about how it's fun to be a little racist is peak Cumtown

[@tylrr2476]

also i’m gay

[@drewhammond5203]

@@tylrr2476 gay Mace Windu

[@phatbastardbeats]

@@drewhammond5203 Gayce Windu

[@patrickchoque7720]

I gay that reference

[@drewhammond5203]

Mace Windu but when he's fighting Palpatine he just starts sucking his dick

[@vijaynair2403]

I spit out my coffee when Nick said “House Cory”.

[@shlemekian]

I somehow completely forgot about that bit and had a very similar reaction

[@adeptusfantasticus]

Imagine being Corey booker, blacker than Harris yet still not black enough to get away with dumb Spartacus speeches.

[@morgboii]

Glad to know one of the emperor's angels loves cumtown

[@coreygolphenee9633]

It's because trans is less politically marketable then closeted gay

[@BustDaNinja]

I kinda feel for Nick. His views on race are incredibly nuanced, and actually pretty thoughtful and not at all racist. But he does a helluva racist chinese accent.

[@EmpureMedia]

That’s kinda the just absurd irony of CumTown. They don’t claim to know anytning & are somehow more rounded than most media heads. Shit R/CumTown was somehow one of the most sane places on the internet. RIP

[@BustDaNinja]

@@EmpureMedia it's kinda hard to see without all the context of listening for a while. Without the context, Nick is super racist. With that context, he clearly likes the people he makes fun of

[@okilladmityouarerightbut4827]

@@BustDaNinja nick says a lot of things in the name of satire but people are so dumb they think he’s serious

[@SuperChunk19]

That's just being new Yorkers

[@2200Stinger]

Funny, I dislike the fact that he’s putting up a charade and can’t acknowledge the obvious like the rest of us.

[@thegaminghole1358]

Nick: I'm not unreliable! *crickets from stav and Adam*

[@BPchadlite]

If ya can’t beat ‘em [off], join ‘em [for gay zex]

[@ZeranZeran]

I'd try it

[@stark_1016]

I feel like all these comments are computer generated.

[@ferda9476]

interesting...

[@mattaddison4794]

Hell yeah dude

[@wall8080]

I’m a gay robot

[@mattmcd3523]

Shut up bot, I don't have to explain my gay lifestyle to you

[@jaxjams7921]

@@mattmcd3523 can you explain it to me ;)

[@gladysmueller5062]

"It's fun to do bad things."

[@MrMoustacheish]

I'm always trying to do good rat stuff with muh friends

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

He's known back here in Newark as "Loose Booty Booker"

[@talkinggun3842]

Wait fr??

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

Corey Booker T

[@notscotthenson]

We comin for you ______

[@mattnoyes6513]

Corey Booker DeWitt (from Bishock Infinite)

[@blackdynamite5016]

Hulk Hogan! WE COMIN FOR U NIGGA!!!!!

[@williamschaeffer409]

Corey Booker T Washington

[@norsemanbushcrafting1621]

@@williamschaeffer409 why u copying me

[@barryswigart1432]

A friend who doesn't have the same opinion as you on everything is a good friend. Also, I'm gay.

[@CJSteib]

Laughed out loud

[@0The_Farlander0]

I come for the latent homophobia and ironic racism, but I stay for the insightful takes on the comedy industry and the unironic racism.

[@nobodynobody7729]

Hey guys. €umfest already exists. It's held in downtown San Francisco every Friday night... its exactly what you think. I'm gay.

[@cornycarl]

The straightest cumtown enjoyer

[@christiananderson6761]

Why did you censor ‘cum’ like a retard? I’m gay

[@playablecharacter3871]

All of this exists just as much in the music industry. People really think "oh I've just gotta do a bunch of free work until people respect me enough to give me $100 a spot" and if you ask to be paid cause you have a day job that fucking kills you so your free time means something, people are like "wow do you even care about the art bro, you should be playing cause you want to". People will never treat artists as professionals until they start viewing it and working at it like a job

[@antonioreconquistador]

People are less likely to pretend that they "respect" people when it comes to things like money. If nick being more honest when it comes to humor makes him a possible problematic guest to have in a shithole like DC or wherever, on a show with some senator, i could see why adam's connection would be smarmy about it. Most of the people with the money to host or distribute entertainment don't know or care about the entertainment as much as the money, and it's a part of why they have the money. It's like the financier owner of the Red Sox, a baseball team, selling their best player, Babe Ruth, for extra cash to prevent the team from losing money anally. To him, it isnt a good gamble to have Babe on the payroll when it doesnt guaranteeably make him money. To the team, to Babe, and to everyone else, it looks like a cheap dick move. But if he werent a cheap dick, he wouldnt be in the business.

[@condor237]

Imagine if slavery was like that. Oh you want to be paid for picking cotton? You’re destroying the art

[@biskit8050]

@@condor237 Bro compared making art to picking cotton

[@willshogren1987]

Nick is the president of the DSA, I don't see the problem.

[@coleten_shafer5859]

the unironic baltimore accent “y’knooow” from stav at 2:40 is so good

[@nashvilleslim]

House Corey man I lost it 🤣

[@luciferdzhugashvili]

You know what industry has people looking out for each other more than any other? The child porn industry.

[@okilladmityouarerightbut4827]

That’s why I think they got jerry Sandusky wrong. He wasn’t molesting boys he was making a manly bond with them that us men only understand.

[@GizmosHouse]

2:25 that’s basically the premise of the Adam Friedland Show 😂

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Straight edge Ian Mackaye on a cocaine episode would rule.

[@miseryisme]

IIIIIIMMMM NOT A STRAIGHT MAN

[@chrizi7753]

He’s not straight edge anymore

[@uglyasshit]

SITTING IN THE GAY SEX ROOM BECAUSE I CAN'T GET UP

[@puremercury]

Nick wanting to be a Gray Jedi as a boy is kind of sweet.

[@TheRedKnaveLP]

More like a Gay Jedi

[@tonyreyes3780]

Not being able to interact with people who have different opinions as you must be an incredibly joyless, uninteresting existence

[@gladysmueller5062]

Nick describing Grey Jedis.

[@atomicalien4]

it's actually hilarious coz he's literally describing MACE WINDU 🤣🤣🤣

[@takehirotaniguchi6271]

I took it as the Ronin from Star Wars Visions

[@dkt2365]

No, he's describing Gay Jedis

[@3bkbkb3]

darth revan?

[@buddhull]

Adam describing Bossk

[@huntertoledo8989]

House Cory had me laughing until my chest hurt

[@mr.pavone9719]

Finding out Nick has been on Fox has had a lesser but similar effect on me as seeing Dave Brockie on Fox. CumTown is the GWAR of podcasts. Gotta go for max offense and I love it.

[@anthonyybarra3425]

GWAR BABY!!!!! RIP Dave. Bless the boys left shredding in honor. Lmfao didn't think I would ever read about gwar in these fuckers comments. Much less anything that wouldn't be "Nick's autistic. I'm gay" comments.

[@CheddarDrip]

"notoriously unreliable" is exactly what idubzz said about Sam Hyde and it's the same intention behind it. it's just one person being mad about some political shit and making up some more legitimate sounding excuse as to why they won't associate with them.

[@adamyooz]

Not at all, it’s about wanting to avoid a media circus. Nick is funny and honestly I don’t think he’s notorious enough for it to be a problem but from the perspective of an event organizer I can understand wanting to avoid hungry media outlets looking to tear people apart because they’re working with a problematic person. That goes fucking quadruple for Sam Hyde.

[@CheddarDrip]

@@adamyooz media circus??? Is it really worth it to not book a popular act just to avoid some angry tweets? Nonsense, they just value that specific crowd over having a more successful event, and that’s pathetic. Like who gives a shit if some people will be mad that nick mullen showed up? I guarantee that somebody in charge is just an angry, self-absorbed ideologue and it doesn’t go any deeper than that.

[@adamyooz]

@@CheddarDrip A bad article is a big pain in the ass and can reflect poorly on the event organizers. Whenever there's money involved "media consciousness" is considered. Getting sponsors for events is harder if you have those kind of dumb media circuses surrounding your event. The organizer might also just not want to be associated with anything that'll put a negative spotlight on them or their work. Or they could be a brain dead ideologue. I'm just pointing out there are probably fair reasons somebody would turn down nick mullen.

[@jamessisson1186]

@@CheddarDripyou’re saying this like Sam Hyde is a popular act and not a club level comedian

[@yeezet4592]

Sam Hyde is dumb though

[@nam6128]

Nicks just upset he can't be a household name in comedy while also saying the n word but thats ok

[@supermarx]

@SEMATARY1031 He should be able to do neither.

[@eshanroveran7850]

@@supermarx cope

[@theopenmouth9695]

@@supermarx >supermarx sides in orbit

[@nobodynobody7729]

Whats comedy without the hard R?

[@alexanderespinoza]

Household Corey name

[@Tunkkis]

I thought about "house Cory" just the other day. Very good bit. The one about living in a hotel was Suite Life of Zach and Cody.

[@jamesv26]

Nick purposely “confuses” things with other things. Which just makes it funnier. He knew what Cory in the house was about lmao

[@Tunkkis]

@@jamesv26 Can't have anyone thinking you've ever actually enjoyed a thing in your life or anything.

[@idklol4197]

that last 30 seconds was really great

[@kyledutton6550]

So Nick is Revan. It all makes super gay sense now.

[@titussalter8070]

Stav is Malak with the replacement jaw/tooth and Adam is Meetra cause their a girl.

[@kyledutton6550]

@@titussalter8070 Adam is Darth Nihilus because he sucks the life out of everything.

[@kyledutton6550]

@@titussalter8070 and Stav is Beldorion.

[@Borninxixax]

Ian Macgaye, lead singer of Fugayzi

[@DMates1]

LOL!! How did I miss this video?

[@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975]

Nick says he isn't unpredictable, and then saying house corey 3 minutes later

[@paulfroelich1024]

Sounds like Luis is in fact a Real Ass Dude. Respect

[@BodywiseMustard]

Nice still image, great effort

[@Luuute]

The black kid that was always crossing his arms Yknow what he's not wrong. He did cross his arms alot

[@xpsychotripodx3945]

Haven't even started the video gay I'm

[@TravisBeckMusic]

I’m filthy rich in “exposure” 😂

[@bmxt939]

House Corey is exact improvisational wordplay of Nick's twisted neurodivergent brain that I'm all gay for. Also am gay.

[@nobodynobody7729]

Nick should go on stage and just do one eye for five minutes. 😉

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

Ian McKellen. #FreeVirgil

[@johnheitkam193]

Starwars literally stole that good guy sith idea from Nick with Kylo in the new movies. Atleast i think he turned into a good guy. I didn't watch those stupid pieces of shit.

[@k_anth]

that's literally just mace windu

[@roadrunner_rc]

​@@k_anthMace Dindu

[@dean5883]

let’s put ads on stolen content

[@riflespear7399]

Stop pocket watching

[@violenceisfun]

Ok

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@@riflespear7399 no

[@TheMackMamba]

What about Corey Booker T Washington? Or Just Corey Booker T? Yes or yes?

[@europa_bambaataa]

What show was thinking about booking "Ian MacKaye or Cory Booker"?!?

[@5824car]

This is the real reason stav left the pod.

[@Jonjzi]

I submitted a vid to a festival after doing open mics for a month. I lied and said I did it for two years. It was unlisted, but did get like 15 views. My point being, I have a conspiracy that someone stole my suic*de by Armageddon joke because eventually, years later, someone used that premise as a joke. I am 100% certain of this and no one can convince me otherwise. Anyway, someone should give me money now because of that, I think it's only fair.

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Woke comedy simply isn't funny

[@TheTGOAC]

It can be funny

[@natsbigworld]

I mean comedy is comedy. It's weird to separate woke and antiwoke. Funny is funny. Not that deep

[@calisto789]

Being funny is funny regardless of perspective

[@jaykelley103]

There's a lot of coping in this thread

[@lonewolfandcub668]

House Corey. The hard C

[@telophasemusic]

Hassan Minaj's stand up special wasn't even comedy, just an anecdotal TedTalk with race jokes that are "safe" to laugh at cause he's the one saying them in a self-depricative manner; but still in an attempt to teach you a lesson. The fact that comedy specials are these days mostly consist of that kind of material is lame. You wanna have a one man/one woman show thats intended for deeper thought? Fine, but ffs dont call it comedy

[@richardricardo802]

ok mr. comedy. im sorry that youre definition of comedy has been offended.

[@telophasemusic]

@@richardricardo802 you've done tatered my tots now, ricardo. Meet at the flagpole after class; and bring an extra set of undies.

[@richardricardo802]

@@telophasemusic haha holy shit i just realized you're name is danger. Now i don't even want to talk to you

[@telophasemusic]

@@richardricardo802 that's right nerd, be afraid of my indomitable gay frame. I've taken all kindsa peen, pal. Think yours is any harder? Hah. I scoff at the idea. Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go back to spamming virtue signal hashtags on twitter for brownie points

[@normolson2674]

nanette 2: indian boogaloo

[@Cool_Adam]

My best friend Nick is the sith Lord Darth Revan

[@joekuvorkian]

How do you forget the house in question is the white house

[@xXxMISTATRIGGAxXx]

Nick is a Gray Jedi

[@samgarvey2254]

3:21 adam n word😳

[@samfrash3329]

House Cory is sooooo good.

[@dylanhager2117]

I think Stav keeps mixing up Cory Booker with David Paterson

[@hellokittybebop]

Why would you goto a comedy special

[@itsv1p3r]

see, im pretty reliably unreliable. so to say im inconsistent is just wrong

[@billdewall6152]

How's Jeff Jetton doing on uncovering that Trump-Russia conspiracy? Is he almost done?

[@MP-ix2jo]

He dedicated his life to a meme 😂

[@Azraelmaximilian]

Jalapenis

[@chopkix]

We gotta house Corey is the funniest shit ever

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

Dude!!! Benson Ball?! That’s fuckin

[@mort4825]

>LET'S THINK OF A FUN GUEST >IAN MACKAYE holy shit i never expected a fugazi reference in cumtown but im fucking dying imagining yall having him on

[@nicholasbyram296]

1000th like...all HeilDarthMullen

[@bkl8804]

Just here out of bug solidarity. I'm also gay.

[@willshogren1987]

Uncritical support for Comrade Luis, btw.

[@dimitrisolejak26]

Festival: Come to cumtown camp

[@timanderson6896]

LISTEN TO WOMEN

[@timanderson6896]

Thank God I don't have to bc I am gay

[@danvankouwenberg7234]

-WOMEN SAYING STUFF-

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Ewwww it hurts my gay ears!!!!

[@marine76a]

What are these women complaining about now?

[@johntallanger4036]

Nick and the boys are awesome. But too big of a risk of them talking on air about business dealings. This clip being a prime example. The nerve of these guys complaining about not being hired and then naming names and being like "Yeah, we love fucking people over if we feel justified."

[@vtaycur]

Pretty sure they accepted they’ll forever be shunned by big companies a long time ago, and talking shit about them makes for great comedy, and every other podcast is afraid to do that, so it sets them apart. They’re good unless Patreon decides they don’t like them

[@eshanroveran7850]

I mean to be fair if you’re just upfront and not an annoying bitch about whether or not you want to hire a Risqué performance nobody would care For example: if they just said “Yea Nick is funny but his comedy is a bit too harsh and I don’t exactly trust him on stage where my neck is on the line sorry” it would be polite and business like, perfectly understandable It’s seriously pathetic because literally what happened was this person was too “woke” to even dare mention the fact that ANOTHER person says some pretty politically incorrect things. Why say Nick is Unreliable? If you think he’s racist say it’s because of that. That’s the main thing that bugs me about it It’s perfectly reasonable and fine to disagree and even dislike Nick for how he presents himself. But to be so cowardly as to not even address the real reason you wouldn’t want it hire him is pretty hilarious And that’s why it’s funny for them to riff on it because it’s genuinely so ridiculous. They obviously don’t need the money and do it because they enjoy it so it doesn’t matter if they get hired or not but it doesn’t change the fact that the dudes wording was ridiculous and rude I mean he had the audacity to essentially talk shit about a podcast to one of the people on the podcast without even realizing it. He deserves to be made fun of

[@johntallanger4036]

@@eshanroveran7850 Your individual points are probably correct in some regard. But you're missing the big point. No one is perfect. If you have a career or high level business dealings and the guys with the megaphone decide anything from that your dealings are poor to X to Y to Z to even just that you're a dick...well, now you've got a problem on your hands. It's a little like Norm's Mangrate scenario. Hilarious but do you really want to advertise with him if that can happen? Or even do business really? Love Cumtown. Love Norm. Love Patrice. But the risk/reward factor for what the boys are asking for is out of line.

[@johntallanger4036]

@@eshanroveran7850 Think of it right now: You know absolutely nothing factual about the situation. Nothing. You purely have the accounts of the people telling the story who are engaged parties. In that process they named names of individuals and business affairs. And now you have a negative opinion of those people without researching it further or even questioning if it's a one sided account. They need to get their shit together on this front. For one, it's not fair to the individuals who don't have a chance to respond. Also, it's bordering on legal issues. At a bare minimum they should keep an eye on it because people such as yourself do not have the discernment to know the line between casual loose dialogue in context of a comedy show and a serious allegation. Love these guys. Seriously. They're borderline heros for what they did in these recent culture wars. These are just lessons people learn as they grow. It's not a death sentence. But it is something to be understood the next time they are curious as to why they're not getting certain work. Also, I realize the comedy of writing this anonymously on the internet. Physician heal thyself.

[@eshanroveran7850]

@@johntallanger4036 nah but in general you’re right sure But keep in mind them acting like this is what makes them great to begin with. Id rather the boys kill themselves then become respectable businessmen who aren’t dickheads to woke retards in the industry

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Go Woke Go Broke

[@mrniceguy7168]

Maybe we should listen to women?

[@jaxjams7921]

let’s not be rash man

[@Ellron23]

Boooo

[@meatwad376]

Never

[@timanderson6896]

I became gay to avoid

[@danvankouwenberg7234]

👎

[@aritranaruto]

House Cory is so damn funny

[@poppaboppa6000]

Feed Nana

[@pierrefaucon2875]

Agreed

[@PermadeathHD]

Lot of coping and insecurity but i actually appreciate it, earnest and its genuine.

[@griffinc1959]

Nick needs Peter Griffins show “grinds my gears”

[@francisiscold]

Answer: Rosario Dawson

[@baw7110]

1st gay

[@foxysideburns5741]

If I’m not first can I still be gay?

[@acco5038]

@@foxysideburns5741 na

[@gregc33487]

House Corey

[@axpeekz]

house cory

[@mathewmara2184]

Lemme gay this up. Nick Mullen is the Doug Stanhope of modern comedy.

[@rectoplasmic4630]

More like Darth Baiter

[@Chino-bk9fd]

also… i am gay

[@mactallica9293]

Nick is reliably unreliable

[@LBzarro]

Bugmen

[@raptormoments]

Ask Cory Booker about Mr Feenies feet

[@Bobbleheads56]

I think this show was funny but these guys are so obviously industry plants lol getting people approaching them with senators as guests while they rant about vulgarities

[@jimmiejackson8489]

Adam is Funnier than Nick