Why I Got Kicked Off Stage at Columbia | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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Nimesh Patel

Nimesh Patel

Күн бұрын

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@Homerj1117
@Homerj1117 4 жыл бұрын
"they say im afraid of gay people and hate black people when really its quite the opposite" had me dying
@ohtebowah
@ohtebowah 4 жыл бұрын
That was an example of a joke for the comedian lmao
@hkaarsenal
@hkaarsenal 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt get it. Please explain
@timothymcaleer6480
@timothymcaleer6480 4 жыл бұрын
@@hkaarsenal 'quite the opposite' could mean that he loves both, or it's the opposite in the sense that he hates gay people and is a afraid of black people.
@ohtebowah
@ohtebowah 4 жыл бұрын
@@timothymcaleer6480 no he's defo saying he hates gays and fears blacks loool
@adampower9757
@adampower9757 4 жыл бұрын
@@ohtebowah ohh . thanks
@edturner512
@edturner512 4 жыл бұрын
As a 62 year old man who's been black all his life that was a funny joke! And it was true. Proving again the best humor is found in the truth.
@Dalmater969
@Dalmater969 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 👍
@notyou8716
@notyou8716 4 жыл бұрын
I've often considered being black and gay to be a double-negative.
@Jianju69
@Jianju69 3 жыл бұрын
It's only true if you buy into the victim mind set.
@eraserhead2063
@eraserhead2063 3 жыл бұрын
Black guy here too. I’m surprised people are offended. You don’t necessarily need thick-skin, just a sense of humour.
@ALL_CAPS__
@ALL_CAPS__ 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jianju69 BS. You don't have to be a victim to understand what's going on around you. If you let it stop you from persevering, that's a different story.
@MSG685
@MSG685 4 жыл бұрын
That is a legitimately funny and intelligent joke. The only people getting offended by it are choosing to be offended
@alburnett75
@alburnett75 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree
@ISa-jy8ol
@ISa-jy8ol 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@Dalmater969
@Dalmater969 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kenlandon6130
@kenlandon6130 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a person who cares much for claims of "cancel culture" cause 99% of the time it's just bullshit, but this time I think folks did go too far in their zeal to take offense at stuff.
@grouperkng1
@grouperkng1 3 жыл бұрын
Mmmhm
@Steve-vd3nx
@Steve-vd3nx 4 жыл бұрын
That “Hey Losers” bit is amazing lmao
@Fire_Marshall_Bill
@Fire_Marshall_Bill 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently we would have been the only people in the room that laughed if we had been there.
@vrth0mas
@vrth0mas 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fire_Marshall_Bill I volunteered for Bernie and I think that shit is hilarious
@MetalSStar196
@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын
I guarantee even Bernie would be laughing as a good portion of his supporter base pre-COVID are losers.
@ISa-jy8ol
@ISa-jy8ol 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@slow_rednline4874
@slow_rednline4874 4 жыл бұрын
As a straight black man..that joke was absolutely on point. Being black is hard enough as is 🤘🏾
@Robisquick
@Robisquick Жыл бұрын
No demographic truly knows how difficult it is to be another demographic. Respect to you though.
@jagerpetroni4495
@jagerpetroni4495 Жыл бұрын
Man try to be a Mexican!!
@eastvern5147
@eastvern5147 Жыл бұрын
@@jagerpetroni4495 fuck yeah! Need to increase my taco intake or something?
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 ай бұрын
@@Robisquick Can't know in the sense of personal experience, but we've all heard the stories of driving/walking/jogging while black.
@Robisquick
@Robisquick 2 ай бұрын
@@marshwetland3808 Yes. The real question is. Does the amount of stories that are spread match the amount of situations that actually happen. While I actually am liberal with social ideas like blacks people still dealing with the aftereffects of history, it’s still important to have a healthy understanding of just how frequent a narrative gets pushed relative to how often shit happens. But yes being black generally is gonna be harder than being white today.
@kilroy2517
@kilroy2517 4 жыл бұрын
"when really it's quite the opposite.." An unspoken punchline. Kudos.
@董家琪
@董家琪 4 жыл бұрын
I got some Chappelle vibes off that line. Good delivery too.
@zitools
@zitools 4 жыл бұрын
best punchline to the whole setup. just needs to be the anchor before the "thanks i'm npatel"
@OjiSensei
@OjiSensei 4 жыл бұрын
Had me chuckling for a bit lol
@VShoshanim
@VShoshanim 4 жыл бұрын
@Puss nBoots "They say I'm afraid of gay people and hate black people, when really it's quite the opposite" the joke is he's afraid of black people and hates gay people.
@merona1546
@merona1546 4 жыл бұрын
@@VShoshanim I don't understand how that's funny. So he just admitted he IS a homophobe?
@stayawile14
@stayawile14 3 жыл бұрын
"generation is not soft... Theyre eatin ass with no health insurance" 10/10
@ShailendraSingh-pk1gf
@ShailendraSingh-pk1gf 2 жыл бұрын
That got a chuckle out of me
@billthecat666
@billthecat666 4 жыл бұрын
I'm positive Pursey would've loved that joke.
@juliecasas4198
@juliecasas4198 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment because it's TRUE
@TheChunkyluver53
@TheChunkyluver53 4 жыл бұрын
He gave him the joke
@audiofeinz5754
@audiofeinz5754 3 жыл бұрын
He is the one who made it up
@goreyboyz8564
@goreyboyz8564 3 жыл бұрын
@jon pork it could be because he changes his jokes. In the original video the gay guys name was fabreeze
@Frankygoestohull1
@Frankygoestohull1 2 жыл бұрын
There is no pursey he made that up . Listen to joe Rogan where instead of pursey it was Fabrice and the story moved to Brooklyn instead of Hell’s Kitchen this guy is a liar.
@ursaminor9780
@ursaminor9780 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. How is one dumb enough to not get that joke, but smart enough to get into college?
@Paul-ou1rx
@Paul-ou1rx 4 жыл бұрын
Government funded student loans. The college gets paid either way.
@AndrewSlacks
@AndrewSlacks 4 жыл бұрын
As a current college student, I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that very dumb people who think they're smart get into college
@reckz420
@reckz420 4 жыл бұрын
I guess the more Ivy league school you go to, more snowflake you become, that could be the only explanation.
@ISa-jy8ol
@ISa-jy8ol 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@ISa-jy8ol
@ISa-jy8ol 4 жыл бұрын
@BBD Design he is pretty funny. So is this.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@koreee_alexx7905
@koreee_alexx7905 4 жыл бұрын
The problem is they heard the words “black” and “gay” and immediately got offended because everyone’s afraid of the truth these days smh. Whenever you mention a specific group even if the comment is positive ppl are gonna get upset because for some reason it’s deemed taboo to even speak of certain topics unfortunately. Those ppl have no sense of humor and really his joke wasn’t really a joke, it was honestly a real life issue that they just weren’t ready for.
@jerryvelasco1474
@jerryvelasco1474 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, plenty of comedians make fun of other groups of people all the time. The black people I know family and friends can usually take even some of the most stereotypical border line racists jokes. It's the other group the LGB whatever, look at what they are trying to do to Dave Chappelle. It's literally everyone is free for all except the LG community.
@Kiwipeanutlove
@Kiwipeanutlove Жыл бұрын
That’s not why they got offended believe me.
@Kiwipeanutlove
@Kiwipeanutlove Жыл бұрын
It’s a life issue for you, not for Columbia students of any race. They got offended because they don’t have hardships that most of the people have. I’m an alumnae. I personally didn’t care about the joke but it’s reasonable that younger generation did.
@koreee_alexx7905
@koreee_alexx7905 Жыл бұрын
@@Kiwipeanutlove idk what you’re talking about
@Kiwipeanutlove
@Kiwipeanutlove Жыл бұрын
@@koreee_alexx7905 “no one would chose to be gay if they were already black…. Because no black person in America ever wakes up and thinks this shit is too easy” it’s not funny for that audience and I’m pretty sure it never even occurred to them that they are supposed to feel some sort of hardship because of their race or because they are gay. It wasn’t a good choice of a joke for that environment, that’s it. He made a mistake with his audience. Happens.
@klbj94fm
@klbj94fm 4 жыл бұрын
He's famous now. I got here thru Joe Rogan Podcast and never heard of this guy. He is fxxkin funnyy!🤪
@thatsagoose4039
@thatsagoose4039 4 жыл бұрын
dude he was already pretty famous already
@jdc4316
@jdc4316 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a goose no he wasn’t
@kaguth
@kaguth 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that Columbia crowd was so annoying but in the end, it helped him. I'm happy for the guy.
@donhav7654
@donhav7654 4 жыл бұрын
Facts tho he also look like an Indian Sylvester Stallone.😂
@everythinggaming7938
@everythinggaming7938 4 жыл бұрын
he aint famous
@janeholland1399
@janeholland1399 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a 72 yr old Australian woman , I’ve just watched this, cracked up laughing and have to say you’ve restored my faith in America!
@henryrollins9177
@henryrollins9177 4 жыл бұрын
*the juice media*
@eleanordixon9678
@eleanordixon9678 4 жыл бұрын
Hello from Holland! I am 71 years old and I think he is hilarious.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an American and i wish he'd restored my faith in America.. sadly its going to take a little more this time... it really screwed the pooch this time
@tundrawomansays5067
@tundrawomansays5067 4 жыл бұрын
I read your comment as an old American widow broad and just cracked up laughin that you have zombies in the Land Down Under! Clearly! Last I knew your country and everyone in it was being incinerated or to put it in polite speak: “Cremation Donations Voluntary or Otherwise Made Here.” I think they had a “Go Fire Me” because the cost of dyin’ there is a hella lot less than the cost of livin’ there.
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship 2 жыл бұрын
@@tundrawomansays5067 the land of zombies now for sure
@thechaplainisin8598
@thechaplainisin8598 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a 75 year old great grandmother and I found you by accident - happy accident! I'm so glad! Blessings and be safe - and thanks for the laughs!
@chipmunk4928
@chipmunk4928 4 жыл бұрын
Keep laughing grandma!! 🙏👍🙏👍
@PaperbackDreamsMusic
@PaperbackDreamsMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Keep laughing gran!
@vvbvgeneraltsung2913
@vvbvgeneraltsung2913 2 жыл бұрын
Awsome your a badass grandma, your grandkids and great grandkids must be extra lucky🙏
@firstlast476
@firstlast476 Жыл бұрын
I miss my grandma's 😟
@Xinnie_The_Flu
@Xinnie_The_Flu Жыл бұрын
Stay healthy grandma, youre adorable.❤
@ashutoshsharmash
@ashutoshsharmash 4 жыл бұрын
"Fuck Taco Tuesday, there should be Tandoori Thursday." That was funny 🤣🤣
@gokulzerone
@gokulzerone 4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't there any space between the mic and the wall?
@johndebruin5008
@johndebruin5008 4 жыл бұрын
because there's a person there
@gokulzerone
@gokulzerone 4 жыл бұрын
@@johndebruin5008 Damn! I didn't see that. Thanks for enlightening me.
@taahaabbasi645
@taahaabbasi645 4 жыл бұрын
@@johndebruin5008 you deserve an award😂😂😂
@rahulbirari401
@rahulbirari401 4 жыл бұрын
Because (I assume) its in Newyork.
@tracymiller1149
@tracymiller1149 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Seemed very claustrophobic.
@ukulkarni
@ukulkarni 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Columbia Univ for making him popular. He is a very good comedian
@wajn4785
@wajn4785 4 жыл бұрын
Thats what comedians are supposed to do offend and touch nerves in a funny way, right.
@tinalindsey1598
@tinalindsey1598 Жыл бұрын
I’m a southern republican and I’ve never been offended by you! You’re a comedian! Comedy is what keeps the world from sucking!!! Love you Nimesh!!!! Come to Atlanta!!!
@_Damian_.
@_Damian_. 4 жыл бұрын
People trying to be offended on the behalf of others who aren't offended at all.
@Droemar
@Droemar 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a progressive socialist, but in the last two years I've noticed this happening a lot. We need to give a voice to the powerless, not speak for them like their grievances are our own.
@flclub54
@flclub54 4 жыл бұрын
@@Droemar Well said.
@theGoldjey
@theGoldjey 4 жыл бұрын
definitely and by doing that we are taking their voice! If we stand up and talk about it instead of them. Instead of listening for once. If someone cracks a light hearted joke about stereotypes for example to a black friend who am I to be offended if he is not. There is REAL HATE out there a lot of it. We should not waste resources on those who came from a light-hearted, good place.
@johnjackson9767
@johnjackson9767 4 жыл бұрын
@@Droemar Lol
@Droemar
@Droemar 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnjackson9767 The bottom line, really, is that Americans have less protected rights than other first world countries. We don't have the right to healthcare, we don't have the right to quality of life, we don't have the right to rest, or the right to livable wages or education. The answer to everything, EVERYTHING, is just "Work harder." Which, if you're disabled, like I am, is "Get fucked." The horse from Animal Farm, Boxer, said "I must work harder." Since democratic socialism appears to address those issues, that strikes me as progressive. A rising tide lifts all boats, and in the US it's like "Whoa, whoa, wait a moment: what if somebody ends up getting what they don't deserve?" Libraries are progressive policy. Who doesn't deserve the right to go to a library?
@End3rWi99in
@End3rWi99in 4 жыл бұрын
Getting kicked off stage is the only reason I learned about your comedy. Great work, Columbia University on that Streisand Effect! Love the work man.
@JenJenJen666
@JenJenJen666 Жыл бұрын
I graduated from Columbia. I found you on TikTok and I really like your jokes. Will buy tickets to see you!
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 4 жыл бұрын
"Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this" God that whole lineup was beautiful.
@goodmorning192
@goodmorning192 Жыл бұрын
lol
@richardcaraballo4947
@richardcaraballo4947 4 жыл бұрын
How are comedians like Amy Schumer more popular than this guy
@a.y.greyson9264
@a.y.greyson9264 4 жыл бұрын
More start-up capital.
@dukethotness
@dukethotness 4 жыл бұрын
World is an unjust place
@brianyalt2345
@brianyalt2345 4 жыл бұрын
She is related to Senator Chuck Schumer.
@analozada9475
@analozada9475 4 жыл бұрын
@reshi p yup! lol
@johnjackson9767
@johnjackson9767 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianyalt2345 Bingo.
@allanroser1070
@allanroser1070 4 жыл бұрын
Reporter famously asked Sammy Davis Jr at a Golf course what his handicap was... "I'm a one-eyed black Jew with a drinking problem..." was the reply 🤣
@Lishkafe
@Lishkafe 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he just woke up from a phone call and his telling his friend about his day, half sleeping
@Tzar-Athi
@Tzar-Athi 4 жыл бұрын
#weedpower
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 ай бұрын
@@Tzar-Athi lol. I've known lots of Indians, but none that talk the way he does. Interesting way of speaking.
@DeepPockets5
@DeepPockets5 4 жыл бұрын
That was FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! Very witty, good timing. I appreciate the risk and the honesty.
@kushlinfield7106
@kushlinfield7106 Жыл бұрын
I’m a 107 year old great great grandfather and, on behalf of all centenarians, I can safely say that you are hilarious
@af2585
@af2585 3 ай бұрын
you are impressive!
@maxpeterson8616
@maxpeterson8616 3 ай бұрын
You look very young for your age.
@user-pq7jj3vs3e
@user-pq7jj3vs3e 3 ай бұрын
Wow. I agree. I just turned 110.
@biggs8440
@biggs8440 2 ай бұрын
150 years old hea lmao
@williampursey7567
@williampursey7567 4 жыл бұрын
When you last name is Pursey...
@anuragdog
@anuragdog 4 жыл бұрын
Haha.. please tell me your last name is not made up 😂
@flclub54
@flclub54 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@williampursey7567
@williampursey7567 4 жыл бұрын
Yes my last name is Pursey ok 😂
@thatguyyousawthatonetime
@thatguyyousawthatonetime 3 жыл бұрын
"yea billy, he always had a bag on him"
@satvikkeshtwal9566
@satvikkeshtwal9566 3 жыл бұрын
Do you always have a bag on 😂😂😂😂
@rohannm
@rohannm 4 жыл бұрын
Chill and laidback comedy! Good delivery, and consistently made me laugh throughout the set! 🤣
@wks197980
@wks197980 4 жыл бұрын
I happened to be Indian when I was hired. I'm white now so it's cool. ☠️
@mohammadirtezarizvi841
@mohammadirtezarizvi841 2 жыл бұрын
This feels very much like what Dave Chapelle does. Nimesh isn't just trying to bury something in the past and move on, rather he's trying to man up, rise upto the ocassion, dissect it infront of live audience,ruminate what went wrong, save his face and be funny at the same time. Absolutely Brilliant!! This guy is really going places.
@tonoornottono
@tonoornottono 2 жыл бұрын
i think nimesh is much much better at navigating laser beams. chapelle used to be a genius at dodging them. now he gets hit every show, on purpose, because he knows it furthers his career. which is so strange coming from a guy who passed over millions of dollars for the sake of his own independence and morality. i have mixed feelings about chapelle. i really want to love him, i truly do, but it feels like he’s willfully ignorant at times and that’s the last thing a comedian should be. i’m not saying he isn’t woke enough, but at times he comes at social problems from an incredibly personal and anecdotal perspective instead of looking at the larger issues.
@yeetyahh950
@yeetyahh950 2 жыл бұрын
last thing nimesh is EVER trying to do is save his face 💀 he said what he said
@yuvraj6724
@yuvraj6724 2 жыл бұрын
I think he is copying Chapelle's style and delivery maybe unintentionally but there is a resemblance
@drluswala
@drluswala Жыл бұрын
Guantanamo
@agin1519
@agin1519 Жыл бұрын
@@tonoornottono yeh he’s got old, figured out he’s not up and comer no more and he’s losing his filter. Started playing to the early bird special crowd more and more, cos that’s more and more what he is.
@Jtmurph222
@Jtmurph222 4 жыл бұрын
"Quite the opposite" Took me a second. Top Notch! Had me rolling!
@noegojimmy
@noegojimmy 4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally bumped with Nimesh on KZbin. I've never heard about him, I still haven't listen enough, but I can already say I love him. The "Fuck off" attitude and relentless search of personal and global truth threw comedy he is presenting is to be envious of. Hat down all the way from Bosnia.
@firstlast476
@firstlast476 Жыл бұрын
Nice man
@rcnewman51.
@rcnewman51. 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gunna fight a bunch of breakdancers”💀😭😂 totally worth spitting my coffee out!🔥
@ursaminor9780
@ursaminor9780 4 жыл бұрын
Man, it took me a solid minute to realize the audio wasn’t recorded over.
@reckz420
@reckz420 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! The first few seconds I thought it was being narrated by a voiceover.
@rohanpant4734
@rohanpant4734 4 жыл бұрын
He Should've ended it with "I'm Nimesh, thanks everyone for coming out, and Mike Pence for not!" :D
@coreyings4597
@coreyings4597 4 жыл бұрын
Rohan Pant fucking hilarious!!!
@duket.8598
@duket.8598 4 жыл бұрын
Well played...
@Joiedevivredesilives
@Joiedevivredesilives 4 жыл бұрын
Whaaat Pence hasnt come out
@megahedgehog8649
@megahedgehog8649 4 жыл бұрын
He's totally gonna use that, I can see it. Don't forget to pay the man, Nimesh, it's a good line.
@thisisntsergio1352
@thisisntsergio1352 4 жыл бұрын
Imma be real wit ya, chief. His actual ending was way better than this.
@armanddehorta
@armanddehorta 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he is pretty much being comedic with the story and it turned into more material for his stand up so rock on! Funny ass guy. :D
@sunshaman
@sunshaman 4 жыл бұрын
"These kids are eating ass, and no one has health insurance"
@valenciajohn3043
@valenciajohn3043 4 жыл бұрын
He's alright like a person who's not afraid to speak the truth but with laughter, no better way to be! Keep on, keeping on!
@allenetube
@allenetube 4 жыл бұрын
I want to thank you for inspiring me. I'm a comedian/actor. I love your honesty and it reminded me of a bit I wrote years ago but never had the clarity or the courage to tell. It's about how there are insane and sane people of every race. I'm going to try it out as soon as I get a chance to hit the stage again after all this covid sadness.
@quinnamcnamara
@quinnamcnamara 4 жыл бұрын
This should have more views. Love your work homie! bless up
@dz_ca
@dz_ca 4 жыл бұрын
Broken comedy at matchless (RIP) was always the best night of my week. The darker and more personal the jokes got, the better it felt. Thanks for doing what you do, keep up the good fight
@atbattson
@atbattson 4 жыл бұрын
Very interesting observations on life and the situation, especially at the end. Hysterical too. I think I found a new comedian to follow. Thanks for sharing.
@tamimh
@tamimh 4 жыл бұрын
This guy has an element of Dave chapelle in him. That's a dangerous mix. I hope he becomes a big star!
@anshuuu9708
@anshuuu9708 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I also felt that way and I have many people saying this in comments of his other videos.
@sb-b3071
@sb-b3071 4 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of Nimesh until this morning. This is hilarious. Looking forward to watching the special.
@paulgriffin8566
@paulgriffin8566 4 жыл бұрын
Nimesh, many many thanks. An antidote for the strange times we find ourselves in. Peace be with you brother. Would love to catch your act in Australia when this madness is done with.
@augustlilly
@augustlilly 4 жыл бұрын
I was amused in the first half and legit lol'd in the second. I'm a fan.
@siliconterbulance
@siliconterbulance 4 жыл бұрын
My man Putting some tandoori sheekh kababs in puja after that show.
@dushyantrajput8169
@dushyantrajput8169 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao died 😂😂
@ankitaaarya
@ankitaaarya 4 жыл бұрын
Hhajahahahha
@arunkumar-mb3tp
@arunkumar-mb3tp 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@reckz420
@reckz420 4 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 oh my what a colorful imagination you got
@mrpk22221
@mrpk22221 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@franciscogalhetas9954
@franciscogalhetas9954 4 жыл бұрын
man as a bernie supporter if I was at that rally I would have died laughing at the "hey losers"
@VelvetVoice
@VelvetVoice 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin brought me here, I’m happy to say. Hadn’t heard of Nimesh before, so, make that double-happy: always a buzz to make a new discovery. Dude is hilarious. Great understated deadpan delivery - keep doing what you’re doing, squire! 👍
@57drdlk
@57drdlk 4 жыл бұрын
Nimesh, as a gay black man who is somewhat of a comedian myself (a few years ago I ran for president of the U.S. {in drag} ) and that joke you told is one of the funniest I have ever heard coming from the mouth of a straight man. I usually don't give breeders...oops! sorry. Straight people, especially men, any credit for being aware that much. Fuck. Now I'm gonna have to take some of my own medicine and not put everyone in the same basket, huh? Thanks a lot, Patel.
@jlyo1991
@jlyo1991 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I’d never heard the term breeders but my life was incomplete without it. I love it. Calling myself straight is boring.
@onemorepinacolada5356
@onemorepinacolada5356 4 жыл бұрын
breeders lmfao.
@ISa-jy8ol
@ISa-jy8ol 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this shit was funny too.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@Ishbu101
@Ishbu101 2 жыл бұрын
stop spreading gastro-intestinal parasites...use a dental dam.
@GoogleUserX
@GoogleUserX Жыл бұрын
Breeders ))) It's like "why you don't smoke? wanna live long, you silly natty?" ))
@stefanienava
@stefanienava 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello Losers!" LOL I love Bernie and that joke was hilarious. We all knew he didn't have a chance.
@mahumike7531
@mahumike7531 4 жыл бұрын
SO true. Amazing how Americans can be herded constantly to vote against their own best interests
@drftjuice
@drftjuice 4 жыл бұрын
We love constantly paying for corporate bailouts and tax breaks for the rich
@siddharthnandi8567
@siddharthnandi8567 4 жыл бұрын
@@drftjuice what's funny was bernie supporters don't pay taxes
@drftjuice
@drftjuice 4 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthnandi8567 didn't realize 45 is a Bernie supporter
@monicabeaston4996
@monicabeaston4996 2 ай бұрын
​@siddharthnandi8567 sure we do.
@jaspersmythe6014
@jaspersmythe6014 4 жыл бұрын
Barry White, an Indian, and a pot dealer walk into a bar....out comes Nimesh Patel.
@IthacaDon
@IthacaDon 3 ай бұрын
That's funny! We'll done!
@lycandemon6167
@lycandemon6167 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely soft society. This man is hilarious though.
@atithi8
@atithi8 4 жыл бұрын
If Don Rickles was invited to do a show at any Uni, they would know what's out of line now, is just pure bs. No one knows how to laugh at anything remotely non-pc
@wraith1066
@wraith1066 4 жыл бұрын
Blame the previous generations. Boomers created the "every child is special" nonsense. Poor kids today are having to figure things out. But they really aren't that soft. Most of the people who served in Iraq and Afghanistan are millennials. That's not soft at all.
@johnjackson9767
@johnjackson9767 4 жыл бұрын
@@wraith1066 Veterans aren't kicking comedians off stage. And they're a tiny percent of the population.
@jackxiao9702
@jackxiao9702 2 жыл бұрын
But it's not even soft, it just makes no sense.
@DrinkinMars
@DrinkinMars 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to fight a bunch of break dancers" had me dying 😂😂😂 too many asians trying to break dance
@ChocolateMilkCultLeader
@ChocolateMilkCultLeader 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine kicking out a comedian for telling jokes
@archraskal
@archraskal 4 жыл бұрын
It's easy. Remember the "scandal" around Roseanne Barr's middle of the night tweet? It cost her a highly rated television show. The condemnation she received was ridiculous.
@TheLoveweaver
@TheLoveweaver 4 жыл бұрын
@@archraskal but that wasn't funny. 🤔
@JohnBock-nq9lr
@JohnBock-nq9lr 5 ай бұрын
Lenny Bruce was ARRESTED in San Francisco in the early 60s for saying " cocksucker" on stage! He was also arrested in Chicago for joking about the catholic church...too bad society hasn't grown one bit....most of these cancel culture morons have never known a society where they cannot say what they want ...so apparently, they're trying to create one.
@CH-ls7ye
@CH-ls7ye 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I only came across him now hahahaha What an intelligent, charming and hilarious way to handle the drama. I vibe with this man. Gotta go binge all his stuff now.
@christinaheuer7169
@christinaheuer7169 4 жыл бұрын
Take older comedians advice when they says to NEVER perform at colleges.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын
@Boyd well, some folks think its racists to categorize.. tho these days seems like some will think its racists not to..
@edrowland4614
@edrowland4614 4 жыл бұрын
I love your stuff. Great and SOOOOO TRUE. People have forgotten that you can laugh at anything unless it is completely tasteless WHICH YOU ARE NOT.
@runnergo1398
@runnergo1398 3 жыл бұрын
You deserve your own show on TV or to be one of the people on The Daily Show. Keep on keeping on!
@humanze
@humanze 3 жыл бұрын
What I love about Nimesh Patel is that you're never sure if his contempt for his audience is genuine or part of the act. He never lets on. Nobody can work a crowd like this dude. Brilliant comedian.
@user-jk9zr3sc5h
@user-jk9zr3sc5h Жыл бұрын
that "quite the opposite" joke is fuckin gold
@melanietoth1376
@melanietoth1376 4 жыл бұрын
He is both cute and funny as heck! He talks like it's a conversation...perfectly relaxed and casual. Love it!
@nike9769
@nike9769 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I'm only just discovering this guy LMAO!!!
@hedi3274
@hedi3274 4 жыл бұрын
This is so good, the lines Nimesh walks, so funny yet so loaded with commentary.
@JDiculous1
@JDiculous1 4 жыл бұрын
Dude's actually pretty funny, got a new fan
@bigwill795
@bigwill795 4 жыл бұрын
Why nimesh laugh like kawhi Leonard? Lmao 😂😂😂😂
@brownjatt21
@brownjatt21 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop picturing that now 😂
@aalonboots
@aalonboots 4 жыл бұрын
i looked thru the comments to make sure i didnt clone a comment lol
@plabanpratim5202
@plabanpratim5202 4 жыл бұрын
Totally
@sneakernickel
@sneakernickel 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to write "does."
@aalonboots
@aalonboots 4 жыл бұрын
@@sneakernickel wow what an intellectual
@Nauxman
@Nauxman Жыл бұрын
You've got balls off steel man! Big up to you!! I Would love to see you here in Toronto!!!!
@jigglypuff1303
@jigglypuff1303 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just coming across this. Ur funny af. Most people can take a joke but alot cant. Ur hilarious
@mr.impatient4850
@mr.impatient4850 4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Asian version of Dave Chappelle .... ✍️ 🔥🔥🔥
@rugvedwagh9434
@rugvedwagh9434 4 жыл бұрын
Actually
@oregonhighway
@oregonhighway 4 жыл бұрын
Damn near choked on my cereal watching this early Saturday morning. Sweet Jebus, great way to start the day 🤣
@bhagmeister
@bhagmeister 4 жыл бұрын
tandoori thursday - i like. btw, True on Pence.
@Paul-ou1rx
@Paul-ou1rx 4 жыл бұрын
I love this. Getting booted out by SJW is now a positive carrier path. Every agent in the business will be trying to book the most non PC comedians there.
@shanhussain6114
@shanhussain6114 4 жыл бұрын
Career.... But yes, it's the best thing that happened to him
@meridethtohayes
@meridethtohayes 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Very Glad I ran across this video! I Love your work, Nimesh!!! Thank You!
@jameshughes1641
@jameshughes1641 4 жыл бұрын
How is this guy not have more subscribers. He’s funnier than most of the main stream comedians out there
@mahumike7531
@mahumike7531 4 жыл бұрын
probably not the first but im gay and i laffed my ass off
@robertbetts5129
@robertbetts5129 4 жыл бұрын
Bro!!! I wish I could hit the 👍 button a thousand times!!! You just got yourself a new Sub and a new fan!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@bryanoutside
@bryanoutside 4 жыл бұрын
Loved your bit. It gives me hope that someday we will get to the other side of this. Keep going!
@The88Cheat
@The88Cheat 4 жыл бұрын
"Nah Tuck. You too thirsty for this." 🤣🤣🤣
@neu-ter
@neu-ter 4 жыл бұрын
I'm only 7 minutes into my second introduction to you but I think you might be what gets me through this pandemic
@TerrillFischer
@TerrillFischer 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆"Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this. ain't coming on your goofy ass show." @8:05 -8:20
@Anonymous-ok1du
@Anonymous-ok1du 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so good that I feel I should let People know about him but I don't want anyone to know about him... 🤦🏻‍♀️
@JFedd
@JFedd Жыл бұрын
Nimesh seems like the dopest friend to have.. luv this guys humor 🤣🤣
@NyleChyld
@NyleChyld 3 жыл бұрын
"everyone is eating ass and no one has health insurance" *dead*
@Shaq756
@Shaq756 4 жыл бұрын
Being a comedian is difficult, I sound like I am a comedian, no I don't have the confidence to crack a joke in front of the family so no but I have a lot of respect for comedians as they listen to jokes to get the vibe so you might think the person is copying another comedian but how else does a joke get mad Easily? Trial and error, give them the benefit of the doubt or you jump on the stage and see how it is hard
@evanwhite2680
@evanwhite2680 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s here from Joe Rogan suggestions
@christinaheuer7169
@christinaheuer7169 4 жыл бұрын
👍🏼
@vectorm4
@vectorm4 4 жыл бұрын
"This black sh*t - too easy." That was funny.
@monkeypolicd
@monkeypolicd 4 жыл бұрын
This dude has no chill lol. Best kind of comedy lol.
@thisismetoday
@thisismetoday 4 жыл бұрын
What? He's so chill. He doesn't give a shit
@thethreespikes9737
@thethreespikes9737 4 жыл бұрын
You are an addictive man. Glad I found ya. 🤘
@bennywolf2169
@bennywolf2169 4 жыл бұрын
He is Indian, but claimed to be white, while sounding black.
@BoilerBloodline
@BoilerBloodline 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Wolf I read your comment in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.
@valenciajohn3043
@valenciajohn3043 4 жыл бұрын
So what's the problem?
@bennywolf2169
@bennywolf2169 4 жыл бұрын
​@@valenciajohn3043 ???
@0mnicide
@0mnicide 4 жыл бұрын
He’s a smore.
@JahMagne223
@JahMagne223 4 жыл бұрын
@@valenciajohn3043 so whats the meed to not understand comedy?
@ameykarade9432
@ameykarade9432 4 жыл бұрын
Nimesh and Akash making it big for the Indian community!
@lordvenom4419
@lordvenom4419 4 жыл бұрын
That what called you making proud and famous. In my culture it's called making joke of your own country in whole world
@hassanmuhammad2799
@hassanmuhammad2799 3 жыл бұрын
He's so comfortable in front of the audience... Keep an eye on this guy's career.
@secaouseonyibe2254
@secaouseonyibe2254 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! Great analysis! Sounds like an Indian compliment!
@StevenAllotey
@StevenAllotey 4 жыл бұрын
Anytime I hear about a comedian getting flack for an insensitive joke I almost immediately become a fan when I see their stand up
@johnjackson9767
@johnjackson9767 4 жыл бұрын
Only ones who can truly can themselves "comedians".
@Russpng
@Russpng 4 жыл бұрын
The gay Pence part was hilarious. Made my day.
@aquinojose94
@aquinojose94 2 жыл бұрын
“My kind of Asian but also the kind you’re picturing” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I say this at work, most people think Asians are only Chinese and don’t realize India is also in Asia 😂
@takedown212000
@takedown212000 4 жыл бұрын
You are an amazing comedian, the next time that you come down to Ft Lauderdale I am definitely there.
@juliekrolak1450
@juliekrolak1450 4 жыл бұрын
You are so funny! Thank you for making my day!
@ThatZeroPlays
@ThatZeroPlays 4 жыл бұрын
This whole thing was great, but when you said line about this generations kids being gangster because they invented eatin ass, and do it with no health insurance. Lost it. Holy shit, that hit me so hard. lmao
@susanluster9301
@susanluster9301 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE this guy!! Nimesh is so intelligent, brave and insightful. All of his routines are fantastic. Love from Toronto.
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