Wife - doesn't that guys voice irritate you? Me - no, shush.
@JohnMcMahon.7 жыл бұрын
Give her poo shoots a good seeing to and she'll relax. Wives are easily irritated when they're sexually frustrated.
@zir7867 жыл бұрын
do they do a big enough polishing pad for that job?
@lewiscain26657 жыл бұрын
my mum said the same thing 😂
@jettechristensen40147 жыл бұрын
give her poo shoot a good polish
@megarunes5 жыл бұрын
at first yes but not anymore
@ComplexCarlo7 жыл бұрын
This guy is a character for sure. Him and AMMO are the only detailing channels I enjoy and watch. Thanks!
@narogang7 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for a new vid. Am i the only one that watch the old vids over and over again?
@EdwardAlcala7 жыл бұрын
narogang same here
@automotivediversity5547 жыл бұрын
Yep me too lol
@Mr3belly7 жыл бұрын
narogang the panamera with the purple foam!!! and that blue gtr R34
@andrewrogers43417 жыл бұрын
me too
@felixlovesredbull7 жыл бұрын
i just cant stop watching that 300zx purple dodo video
@fxrisxmxli7 жыл бұрын
Girls : Make up tutorials. Boys : Cleaning exhausts.
@brianoconner29725 жыл бұрын
Both help get the other one!
@TZRobin7 жыл бұрын
A 17 and a half minute video of how to polish exhaust tips. I freakin' love it! You are just as crazy as I am ;) Keep the videos coming! Can't wait for the detailseason to start!
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
TZRobin Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@SquireDAF7 жыл бұрын
By far the best cleaning videos for cars on you tube, really relaxed way of showing everything, really clear and well made. Thank you for the intro's and appearing on camera appreciate that it isn't easy, would not enjoy it myself but its really good to put a face to hands and tat's haha
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
Squire T Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@Rbrowno977 жыл бұрын
JC49 Car Cleaning stop spamming this channel with self promotion. It's pathetic.
@ajboyd93895 жыл бұрын
"Dont point your jet directly up the poo chute" exact words spoken to me by my fiance in bed last night.
@zac26247 жыл бұрын
Got a real surprise when you did the intro, great vid! Thank you so much Guru :)
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
Zac Mawdsley Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@joevanseeters28736 жыл бұрын
One of the most thorough and informative videos on how to properly clean, extra-clean, and then super clean your exhaust tips! Finally a spit shine and gleaming polish to the point of almost jewelry like quality. The "Guru" does it again! One of the best "detailing teachers" on KZbin for us weekend enthusiast in the arena of vehicle detailing. Thanks again Mr. Guru!
@boryscholewinski43705 жыл бұрын
some 12V vigor... narration on this channel is spotless
@shelbblee76655 жыл бұрын
Fully grown adult and I still laughed every time he said poo shoot *sigh*
@bentaylor51055 жыл бұрын
"soft bristle brush" Don't ask me why I love it when he says that, just makes me laugh every time..
@movement2contact5 жыл бұрын
why?
@michaelovenden24837 жыл бұрын
I never knew watching someone cleaning cars could be so entertaining. Learning lots as well. Top job 👍
@SGM2601907 жыл бұрын
+1 for Bernard's Watch. Loved that program.
@JohnMcMahon.7 жыл бұрын
Where's the Bernard's Watch reference? I missed that bit.
@SGM2601907 жыл бұрын
15:25
@JohnMcMahon.7 жыл бұрын
My son used to love that show. I just went and reminded him about it and he was like, meh.. I must have enjoyed it more than he did.
@MozzarellaBasket7 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine how much fun you had while narrating this. If you even have a slightly dirty mind then this video is pure gold.
@apexdetail857 жыл бұрын
Geez! Thanks for making me self conscious about my safety glasses....oh, wait...I never had street cred to begin with! Love the videos!!
@chrismartin15307 жыл бұрын
Best detailing channel on here IMO. Brill for a chuckle and some really helpful tips and lovely cars detailed.
@lookupparagliding7 жыл бұрын
Me and the missus love your vids. Strangely therapeutic. Cheers :)
@SilveryFoxster7 жыл бұрын
My OCD judges the cleanliness of a vehicle by the condition of its tail pipes. Your work on these tips is outstanding 👍
@NoOnesIdea7 жыл бұрын
This GTR got rectomized. 4 times, with some lubricants!
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
KinDzaDza123123 Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@catamenia84857 жыл бұрын
Outstanding! This channel has really grown in the past few years, good for you mate, you deserve it!
@drumline57 жыл бұрын
Super dope that you actually came on camera. Love it
@hoskib5 жыл бұрын
Managed to get mine up to a good shine with metal polish, but good call finishing with the wheel sealant...would never have thought of that. Cheers
@JamieR19887 жыл бұрын
"A quick handjobby" 😂😂 I died mate 😂😂
@erwinmonti50669 ай бұрын
Keeping up with the chips on these g Tr's is a little bit of a job but I found that when they're really dirty ice freight. PB blaster on the black carbon. It? Melts it right away and you wipe it out with a paper towel. It's the best thing I've ever found. WD40 is okay to but it doesn't dissolve the black carbon exhaust as fast. And then? After you use the blaster go right into the mother's Polish and it cleans up real well. I know you can do it with the drill and a bunch of pads and this and that. Isn't that but if you if you do this maybe 2. Or 3 times. A week? They cleanup real fast and the other thing. If you keep it under 60 miles an hour they already don't get dirty but boy do they get dirty at a 175?
@AussieDetails7 жыл бұрын
Great video! I've been walking past these Mothers power ball thingies for years and hesitated to drop 35 or 40 dollars on them. I'm definitely going to pick one up on my next detailing supply run. Thanks again for taking the time to make these videos for us all! Cheers!
@felixlovesredbull7 жыл бұрын
i like the intro / outro , you weren't that bad , actually quite good keep it up ! love the videos :)
@HenkkaWRC7 жыл бұрын
That ending crowned the whole video! Big thumb up for the new intro and outro
@robertcollins53077 жыл бұрын
I've stopped cleaning my car to watch his video ! :)
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
Robert Collins Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@fastlanediaries65937 жыл бұрын
If ever I’m stressed I just watch and listen to you do your work 👌
@PhilDiasPJD7 жыл бұрын
absolute awesome job. you're so right about the polishing then using sealant makes maintenance washes so easy. I used Poorboy's wheel sealant too. smells great and really lasts plus adds an extra shine.
@DJSinnsy7 жыл бұрын
That video I will watch again , thoroughly entertaining .incredible poo shoot enhancement . My cat just threw up on the TV remote
@adamstilldrives6 жыл бұрын
"you're working hard" as the client finds your middle finger rubbing the gooch. love the videos!
@icurt067 жыл бұрын
Excellent tut! I've used the powerball on my chrome wheels with great results. I never thought about using powerball on my exhaust tips. Thanks for idea : )
@ThreeWrap7 жыл бұрын
thoroughly entertaining CCG, I liked the on camera intros and outros!
@jordanshoneify7 жыл бұрын
"gaping poo shoot" best commentary ever
@ZisisKoukoumakis7 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes! Please, give us some time face-to-face with the camera whenever you can. It was pretty cool! And thanks again for the great video.
@liamthomas66297 жыл бұрын
Best car cleaning KZbin channel ever love the vids keep up the good work
@automotivediversity5547 жыл бұрын
Another great video 👍 good to see you introducing a video too, hope to see more of it in the future 👍👍👍
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
tim hewison Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@superepicfailable7 жыл бұрын
this exhaust is cleaner than my entire car :P
@michaelloftus35767 жыл бұрын
Loved the new intros and outros. Great products and techniques. I've used the PB's Wheel Sealant on exhaust tips with great success. Keep these great vids coming. Cheers from Canada.
@boxingday116 жыл бұрын
Thanks for cheering me up, and many others I should think on a shit day in February in gray old and tired Blighty. Best regards, Carl.
@sspyridonidis7 жыл бұрын
Clicked as fast as possible to start watching it 😂🔊👌
@PanosGr447 жыл бұрын
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@beyondonethousand7 жыл бұрын
Yiasou Ellines!
@detrexninja13347 жыл бұрын
Good video
@lexist21127 жыл бұрын
As always, entertaining and informative. I look forward to more frequent vids!!!!
@donski1707 жыл бұрын
Great work, never thought they would come clean
@Smartsparky7 жыл бұрын
You have the wrong voice for your face. Absolutely love your vids!!
@robertmoore11327 жыл бұрын
OK I have an interesting question I have a Ford fiesta st-3 in frozen white with the grey alloys what can I use to get a mirror shine on the wheels to give the whole car a bit of depth
@VeloceVlogs7 жыл бұрын
You make very usefull videos, for amateur car washers like myself. I want to apply the things I see in your videos on my own Alfa 4C. Thanks and keep up the good work!
@ChrisManChannel7 жыл бұрын
another great video. picked up many useful tricks from your videos. and i can relate to what you said about how hard it is to talk to the camera and, not fumble words and have a million takes haha. keep up the good work.
@JamesMossR337 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with your intro/outro style, keep it up. Those tips look a right pain to get clean when in that state, I doubt I'd have been arsed to see them through to the end. Shame they were left to get that bad, but yeah i'd rather be drivin' it than cleanin' in!
@JonathanDeduytschaever7 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank you for another thorough instructional video. I have really learned a lot.
@bradleebear7 жыл бұрын
Where do you get your awesome brushes??? Your such a great car cleaner I wish I could have you clean my cars.....thanks again , love the videos keep them coming.....big fan here !
@SKarlsson7 жыл бұрын
Just perfect as per usual. I used to do much the same on my old '98 Mustang Cobra exhaust.
@SGR14TV7 жыл бұрын
Is there any chance you could create a video showing us how to clean/care for our washing materials i.e wash mitts, cloths etc?
@raymondchandler6974 жыл бұрын
Very much appreciate how thorough your video is.
@markjarrett60837 жыл бұрын
Another great vid cheer keep em coming guru . And yes I to watch all the old vids over and over to master the guru cleaning tips .
@mr4x411115 жыл бұрын
Excellent video. Fantastic end result. Like the way all products used are listed too.
@ashash75137 жыл бұрын
Great video, just one thing i would have done differently is use the drill and polish before the wirewool to see if that was aggressive enough to remove the contaminats. Also the wire wool appeared to leave light surface scratches.
@Joe-jt8qp5 жыл бұрын
The point is you use a polish or compound to remove the light scratches left by the wool...
@Castroaj097 жыл бұрын
love the new intro keep the videos coming quick tip on metal polishes to not downgrade Mothers Polish but I've use that until pipes before and it's not greedy enough to cut the blemishes out of the stainless I found out that menzerna makes a small tube of heavy cut metal polish and it works great it's a little expensive for a half of toothpaste size of Polish but it works miracles you should try it
@andylie76997 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always relaxing and satisfying, great content!
@sirawesomemcdouglas57207 жыл бұрын
You sir are the only person i know that it can be -8 degrees outside and i'll still be willing to clean what i just watched you do. 😁 thank you
@jezworld7 жыл бұрын
Inspirational stuff - you and Ammo do the best car care vids :)
@okashaqadir7 жыл бұрын
please make one video about how you clean your micro fiber cloths , polishing pads and other stuff after using them on cars
@RyanS4937 жыл бұрын
Great video as usual. You should go straight to the top of the youtube detailers!
@LukeRT7 жыл бұрын
love the videos. Do you usually clean and re use all your towels and sponges and other assorted goodies or do you buy brand new for each cleaning. If you do re use how do you go about cleaning the dirty ones
@Smartsparky7 жыл бұрын
luketrembay There's been a video for that. Lol.
@alexandersprout79927 жыл бұрын
Phone Daft What's the KZbin URL? I can't seem to find the video & very interested. Thanks!
@Smartsparky7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Sprout Apologies. Your right. It was on another channel i watch. Sorry.
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
luketrembay Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@adamstilldrives6 жыл бұрын
can you do a video on tools, accessories ie towels mitts maintenance please
@charlesdetailn85147 жыл бұрын
Wow we finally see you talk in a video!!!!!! Thanks for another great video. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Greetings from L.A California 😎😎😎😎
@rafaelhernandez61047 жыл бұрын
Good job from a fellow detailer in the USA.
@Rob.Coleman7 жыл бұрын
Nice alliteration throughout 👍
@thegamingaddicts30347 жыл бұрын
Another satisfying video Guru! Keep up the good work, I always look forward to another video!
@beefcakeandgravy7 жыл бұрын
The wife just came in while i was watching this video; "Whatcha watching?" "A video on cleaning exhaust pipes....." "Okaaaay......." Now I feel like I should have been watching porn instead.
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
George Smith Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@wo-wodetailingaccessories94747 жыл бұрын
Poo Shoots - hilarious! Great video as always!
@passionspeedstyle49207 жыл бұрын
really useful vid , i was looking at getting the power ball for exactly this job and wasn't sure if it was a good product or a "JML" style gimmick
@nojnoj30697 жыл бұрын
.......Hi buddy, again sound advice. I've always used elbow grease to clean the poo shoot. NOW, I'll use your idea with the drill and fluffy attachment. Thankyou.
@aa7ae4 жыл бұрын
Definitely going to do this procedure on the Stillen exhaust tips on my 370Z.
@JustbeingHayden7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant mate 👍🏼💪🏼💪🏼
@jeffsmith8462 жыл бұрын
Great video. I had a new '16 GT-R kept the exhaust tips clean with steel wool. However, they never got so bad. I recently purchased a 2010 GT-R and it looks like the tips have never been touched. Thanks for the info. BTW where are you located that you wear a knit cap but there is a palm tree in the background? SW Wales perhaps?
@jflexton7 жыл бұрын
i did exactly this a few weeks ago. polishing cone makes for light work!
@roblombardi70997 жыл бұрын
Brilliant work Mr Guru.
@MrSolveMYMaze7 жыл бұрын
Excellent video! Oh and nice reference to Bernards watch.
@MK6Guy7 жыл бұрын
Nice! Poo Shoot😂😂 That makes me laugh. Im going to start referring to my exhaust tips as poo shoots hahah. Thanks buddy! 👍🏼
@henrydsouza5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@raypayne83177 жыл бұрын
enjoy your vids have you been on a course how to clean cars correctly or is all through experiance over the years
@adamcharlton85527 жыл бұрын
Liking the new intro format mate 👍🏼
@smith12whu7 жыл бұрын
Good job mate. Love the new intro!
@boilerhousegarage7 жыл бұрын
I take it those detailing brushes are single use? I think I've seen a pack of them in Lidl or Home Bargains for a quid or so.
@OvaltineClassique6 жыл бұрын
I have a car from 2013 that I don't think has ever been detailed, the (once chrome) exhaust tips resemble an oreo cookie now and I am curious whether or not the chrome can be neglected for so long that I'll have to get it rewrapped entirely, if I follow these steps is there a chance of them turning out just as nice as demonstrated in this video?
@allanpountney47657 жыл бұрын
Really enjoy your channel. What is the strongest non acid wheel cleaner you recommend please. Allan
@jakubstadnik60637 жыл бұрын
your videos are so helpful 😀
@bmw-e87-dude287 жыл бұрын
Jakub Stadnik Hey guys would you mind giving my videos a watch and tell me what you think ?👍😊🚗💦
@big_gooch16017 жыл бұрын
mate they look bloody brilliant. what wheel protection do you recommend??
@a8id_six3607 жыл бұрын
I do regular car cleaning videos but also u have my own method of doing this but I still like this method from a professional,thanks for the video
@samschaefer15917 жыл бұрын
@2:08 what is that cleaner you put on the pipes?
@248cmr7 жыл бұрын
Any tips for cleaning up a titanium exhaust, without removing any of the colour?
@PeterPuckII7 жыл бұрын
Oi...you certainly have a way with words mate!! "There always something to be said about a nice pair of poop shoots proudly protruding from the rear"....quote of the week! LMAO
@lilturk7267 жыл бұрын
+Car Cleaninng Guru, I just bought a 1650psi power washer and was wondering if the included 15º tip would be too powerful for car cleaning?
@jshdwhite797 жыл бұрын
thats a fine looking set of poo shoots. and will help me get mine cleaned up. Also, if someone should bring you a newer Insignia, i'd very much appreciate a video.
@MC_AFC7 жыл бұрын
Your video titles are always hilarious 😂👌👀
@AmeliaGrace12347 жыл бұрын
im not sure why but every time I hear your voice I feel like im watching Art Attack 😂😂 love the vids though !!
@Silverbullet7677 жыл бұрын
Love the videos, but how would you tackle exhaust tips which have pitted around the tip edge? I tried wire wool and loads of elbow grease but it didn't make much of a difference. Would you consider something like a dremel to remove the pitting?
@CarCleaningGuru7 жыл бұрын
+Howdy Yeah a Dremel would be the next step but then sometimes it's better to just replace if they're that bad.
@steveproulx60035 жыл бұрын
nevermind the poo chute polishers, you give new meaning to detailer ! good on ya!!
@thetraindriver017 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing your face and voice working together, please keep it up :-) great vid guru, thanks for the upload :-)