3 Times I Almost Died Buying Records

[@biffboffo]

But at the end of the day, these people DID have records. Imagine going down to the basement for records and seeing no records.

[@noblerecords]

That would somehow be way worse 🤣

[@NickP333]

Hahaha 🤣

[@TheDirge69]

...and the owner dude wearing his favorite victoria secrets

[@geldofpunk32]

It puts the lotion on the skin

[@gayvalds]

@@geldofpunk32 "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus starts playing in the background

[@johnmoreno96]

The last two situations had me on the edge of my seat. I think the last guy wanted to show you his 12” single…😂😂😂 So glad you survived, we need you and the records and videos. ✌

[@noblerecords]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mq42]

That guy's still out there somewhere... the thong remains the same.

[@biffboffo]

It was only a 7"

[@KevKavanagh]

@@biffboffo So not the Aerosmith Big 10" then...

[@SmartDave60]

GOTTA call the cops on the second guy who pulled the gun.

[@markfoster4332]

Glad you're still with us after all that. People are "unique".

[@noblerecords]

Haha yes they are. Thanks for watching! 🙏

[@wetputty1619]

I just found your channel and am starting my own collection at 17 thanks to you. Much love!

[@noblerecords]

So glad to hear!!! Thanks!

[@henricusinstitoris2325]

You'll learn about a lot of killer records from this great guy

[@billym8763]

aye i started recently at 17 too

[@asupremelove5149]

Indiana Dillon And The Search The Holy Grail! 😆 I love stories like this. As someone who did antiquing for years I so relate to these tales.

[@johngaldieri5535]

Dillon, this was hands-down the best Vinyl Community video i have EVER seen - OMG!!! So glad you made it out of those situations to live to tell about them!!! Northern New Jersey loves you :)

[@ufobigfoot4002]

Dude, you were right about just taking Benadryl. When I lived in Southern California I got bit by a spider and started having awful cramps and the same symptoms as you. I went to the ER and guess what they said….take Benadryl you’ll be fine. Lol

[@noblerecords]

YUP! Saved thousands!

[@Griffdog21]

Which is weird because if you take too much Benadryl people report hallucinating spiders. Never done it myself but I've heard it isn't fun.

[@ufobigfoot4002]

These are the types of stories I love!

[@noblerecords]

I can tell by you username 🤣

[@gonzalolaclau5024]

How did I not see this video yet? You're a great storyteller, man! The story with the guy and the gun is insane!!

[@scottkoltz1173]

Your stories hit home. Was a real estate broker for over 20 years and have “stories” too… take care and happy holidays !

[@noblerecords]

Oh gosh I bet

[@joepatton525]

Great stories! You gotta tell us more. I’ve always been nervous about going to a stranger’s house to buy records, you’re a lot braver than me.

[@Wigglyairwizard]

Just found your channel and I’ve been enjoying your content. This video hit home for me (literally). I live in NC as well, while there are a lot of crazy people in the world generally, some of the people here in the small towns of NC are a special flavor of wacko that keeps me looking over my shoulder, refusing drinks, and declining dinner invitations. Not just with records, but it seems like anytime someone is selling something it’s in their damn basement!

[@joshd2597]

It wasn’t leopard print.. it was cheetah.. and I’m still interested in selling that Led Zeppelin 3 Reel to Reel..

[@TommyBurton75]

Let's start a band and call it The Scandalous Undergarments. Great stories, man. Thanks for sharing them. TB

[@noblerecords]

I would, but I keep breaking my G string

[@scrawltrawler6962]

Great storytelling & good reminders to stay aware & safe. Thanks for sharing these!

[@TLA1014]

Holy crap, Dillon! Those are really crazy stories! I'm glad you aren't taking those same risks. You're a lucky man!!!

[@alpalthemuzzlord2545]

dude The fact you talk about finding these records so casually. In Australia it's WAY harder to find anything good and I end up forking out big prices for the big brands. hope I can find the holy grail someday though. glad you're safe as well

[@noblerecords]

Thanks! I can imagine there aren’t as many records in Australia. Good luck on your digs!

[@lukegoodwin7560]

Plenty of digging to do in South Australia... guess it depends where you are. I've had a lot of good stuff falling in my lap this last year or two. Luckily I don't have any life threatening tales to tell - just a few creepy ones.

[@cjsilvestremusic]

The reason why I love your channel is your storytelling skills. I can really feel the passion and your descriptive skills are so vivid and visual that you are able to take us there at the actual scene by imagination. Well done mate!

[@bokardithetaomicron4932]

2nd story shows you have some gangster in you too! LOVE IT!

[@NickP333]

Wow… 😂 Damn, Dillon. Glad ya made it out of those situations. A lotta weirdos out there, man. I’ve bought my share of collections, but there was one I went to see where all the records were in the garage and his living room. He said something like, “all the good records are in the basement”. (Those damn basements! lol) Sounded a bit fishy, and I was getting weird vibes from the guy anyway. He kept asking how much $ I brought with me. Told him I’d be back with a uhaul or my friends truck, and never went back…

[@noblerecords]

Haha yeah you gotta trust your gut

[@alanarmstrong3230]

Great stories Dillion ! The perils of being a vinyl junkie !!!

[@rajoconnor]

Glad you’re safe. Have a Merry Christmas

[@noblerecords]

Thanks! 🤣

[@beestinggaming1978]

Amazing stories, glad you are safe after all that!!

[@noblerecords]

Me too! Thanks for watching! 🙏

[@homefromtheforest]

This is exactly the type of situations my parents were worried about when I used to go to stranger’s homes to buy records! I’d always tell them “it’s okay I know what I’m doing” or something like that 🤣

[@albert71292]

After hearing this, glad I bought all the vinyl I wanted back when it was released, or when chain record stores were around in the 1970's/1980's, and I bought new releases/reissues from those places (like "Musicland"). Have nearly 600 LPs in my collection, before I switched to the CD format in 1984. Always enjoy your videos here!

[@kensims4086]

How many cds did the store have first time you seen them? When I seen the first cd player on display at Sears they only had 1 cd to sell, Pink Floyd dark side. Then few weeks later they added John cougar uh huh cd.

[@albert71292]

@@kensims4086 Bought my first CD player at Sears in 1984. They had a small display in the back corner of the record section, maybe 20 or so titles (back when they came in those large clear plastic blister packs. I bought The Police "Synchronicity" and Madonna "Like A Virgin" the day I bought the player. Still have them.

[@MD-wk3gj]

Crazy. Glad you’ve been ok. Thanks for sharing this wise advice.

[@bvfgfvbgch4853]

Wow, I often wondered how it's possible that you consistently find such good records. Now I know, your willing to go the full mile.

[@tnt_vinyl_music]

I have though tthee same thing when going into basements. I also sell real estate so that same feeling has overcome me even when touring a home to sell.. I try not to enter the basement first.. great stories..

[@mondoenterprises6710]

Thanks. That's actually important info. I recently turned down an offer to go into the basement to look at records at a person's house out in the country.

[@thelatepetercook]

I like how the scandalous underwear guy spooked you more than the guy shooting at ya! I think I would have been the same way ...especially post Silence Of The Lambs era. lol

[@wsgray]

Great stories, and I can relate to the passion of the chase!

[@Dan-Null]

Great story telling

[@alexisserrano8874]

The last story killed me 🤣🤣🤣 dude that is insane!

[@DCToonTime]

Hilarious stories, dude. Glad you made it out alive!

[@99problemstoysaint1]

Epic!! Please tell more record tales. 👍🏻👍🏻

[@maracalp2900]

Year 3000 after the nuclear holocaust, the mutans are going to use 45 jukebox and play led zeppelin 45 to attract humans to their basement

[@deniseoftedahl8937]

LMBO!!!! I had a total visual of the guy with the robe and the thong!!!!!

[@davidbailey6350]

Never, Ever, leave Home Without Mr. Ruger…. Or S&W, or Mr. Colt.

[@dewey70]

Jeez, that was terrifying (especially those last two)!! Someone must have been looking out for ya!

[@solidmyke]

That thumbnail made me laugh out loud when I saw it just now. Love it!

[@noblerecords]

Hahaha

[@darrendodson9075]

@@noblerecords Sure they werent...now we know how you get your good record deals LOL jkjk

[@DJboutit2]

Your 3rd story reminds me of a EP of Two And Half Men 9th season where Walden is naked and he sits down on the couch to check his mail Allen and Jake are sitting on the couch with the WTF look.

[@JoaoMendesProducoes]

Great stories!!! 😂🙏🙏

[@clemgeiss9102]

nobles wife "you wont ever go to anyones house ever again" noble "ok I won't, but I did 😏".

[@Smuckbuck1]

“Sure..What could ever go wrong…” Do you ever watch horror movies?!?! Lol good stories!

[@DanielAlvarez-ck9hz]

Dang Silence of the Lambs action on that 3rd story. Aloha 🤙🏽

[@noblerecords]

For sure 🤣😅

[@jackstraxrecords]

Best vid yet! Glad you’re still doin what you love

[@noblerecords]

Thanks!

[@fliptophiphop1894]

Sad how many ppl have to forego medical assistance for lack of money. Been there!

[@GabeSerrano]

Wait, but after your arm healed, did you got back to that barn house to get those records?

[@noblerecords]

I did 🤣

[@frankwolfburg5655]

They taught me in the Army if you almost die doing something then you need to quit doing it!...haha

[@noblerecords]

I changed the way I do it but I’ll never stop! 🤣

[@deancronin6934]

This could have been a Halloween 🎃 episode it was spooky, full Dahlmer vibes … myself I have dug in basements, garages, less than hygienic circumstances, but never attacked, worst situation was an elderly couple who chain smoked and their living room was foggy with cigarette smoke, and so were the records lol, it’s all fun digging in Canada eh

[@LORDwilliamsDJ]

Jeffery Dollar ...lol thats the first time ive heard that one ..lol

[@noblerecords]

🤣

[@Flifford56]

Fantastic stuff right here! Something tells me Vinyl Richie could do a “Top Ten Times I Almost Died Buying Records” vid 🤔 😆

[@noblerecords]

I’m sure he could 🤣

[@drwinstonoboogie4349]

Great video Dillon. You should be posting on Rachels Ghost Channel.........Mike In Groove is there.😉

[@geoffcorb]

Have you got - Jethro Tull - "Too old to Rock n Roll : Too young to die!" ? (Next time you are out, tuck a copy under your arm)

[@nicholasfokas4292]

Damn you almost got caught by buffalo bill in that last one!

[@noblerecords]

😅

[@nicholasfokas4292]

@@noblerecords it puts the drink in its mouth or it gets a beating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@adamsalem7050]

Moral of the story. Stay out of people's basements with records in and remember that they can't shoot you in the back. If I'm ever in America. Handy information to have.

[@IamSkullrules]

the Ramones have a song about not going into basements, and putting things in someone drinks

[@markatsvensson]

How much does an ambulance ride cost in NC? And what’s a hospital bill?

[@oddioj1350]

That basement is a hell of a place.. glad you still with us. 😁

[@claudenebritt1166]

Yikes!!!! Great video and a good reminder to listen to your gut!

[@noblerecords]

Yes! That’s the best advice!

[@dennislind8411]

Amazing stories. You should write that book!

[@noblerecords]

Maybe someday!

[@allen-rp3gm]

Only dicey situation I ever went into was in a housing project. I knew the dude from the flea market but kept putting off going to his apartment because I knew the reputation of that place. I finally went over there and thankfully there wasn't any issues. He did have some amazing Jazz and Soul as he had said but the conditions were awful. I don't think I bought anything actually.

[@lilhoggy2074]

😂 at that last story… aaand that was the last time you asked to see someones 7” collection.

[@samstjohn1994]

Man, this was a video and a half. Made my night! Too bad you didn't get Zep 3 from that last guy, haha.

[@noblerecords]

Yeah too bad 🤣 wasn’t worth it

[@vinylveteran]

The last story made me laugh so hard... - waiting for the book to be written ;)

[@noblerecords]

Haha who knows, maybe someday!

[@DanSPsych67]

Great Stories!! You Are My Vinyl Hero!! I'LL Tell Sonny The Stories!! To Cement Your Legend Here In Beaufort!!! Lol !!!!

[@bf9616]

Loved the thumbnail! nice video!

[@noblerecords]

Haha thanks!

[@matthewbrown1823]

Did you ever go back to the place where you got bit by the black widow spider and get the records that you found??

[@mikeharry2509]

You really need to share more of your stories.

[@noblerecords]

Maybe I will! I’ve got plenty

[@matweb8195]

@@noblerecords If you do, eke 'em out.

[@DorianPaige00]

In that last case, you almost got hit with a "backdoor Santa".

[@yeahreally9185]

The absolute balls on this man My God

[@melflower1978]

Whoa what stories!! The last one, he obviously took a liking to you 🫢😂 glad you got out safe !

[@noblerecords]

Haha yes, long story but I bumped into him a couple more times over the years, just randomly

[@mcflash23]

This is deadset the funniest vinyl related youtube video of the year

[@noblerecords]

Haha thanks!

[@naturalmystic67]

Listening to this makes me glad I live in the UK, no need to risk gangrene in an arm because I can’t afford medical bills, no discussions about the legalities of shooting in the back…but to be fair, the leopardskin thong situation is a possibility.

[@jmfloyd23]

Man! What an adventure! That last one was waaaay weird!

[@johnfloydman7735]

Great storys man 😂😂🙏

[@nyrep1]

LMFAO......Who knew buying records could be so dangerous

[@swifty_real]

That dude that said he could shoot you and say you broke into his house is wrong. I have my concealed carry ... he would still have to prove self-defense. You are right about being shot in the back. If he shot you in the back, it could show that you were running or not being aggressive to him. In North Carolina, you can not shoot someone for simply robbing your house or car without a weapon.

[@noblerecords]

Good to know 🤣 didn’t seem right but I wasn’t sticking around to find out

[@swifty_real]

@Noble Records yeah definitely not a good situation. It was a good choice to walk out of there. I definitely couldn't have called the bluff in that situation.

[@kevinkirkland4577]

That last story was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@noblerecords]

🤣🤣🙏

[@1999zrx1100]

Great stories, guess I’ve been lucky in my buying career. 🙏

[@stephenamy6305]

For a long time I was looking for Bola Sete's "Ocean" album on vinyl. This was back before the internet. One night I checked for it at the old Django Records in Portland OR. They didn't have it, as they and the other stores I checked had not had it (for months). Next morning I was at a bus stop and spent a long time talking to a homeless dude. This cheered the dude up. We had a good conversation. And then that night I went back to Django and they had the album. Karma?

[@budsmoker4201120]

Lol, I don't drink alcohol either, but I spend my money on vinyl. 😅

[@seamuscolgan7654]

😮 The beginning of a mini series on your channel!?

[@zacharypotvin6579]

Yo homie

[@shanebarnes4049]

Dillon, glad you survived the basements. And at least you didn’t have to put” the lotion in the basket”.😁🤓

[@noblerecords]

I mean, the records were good, but not that good

[@happyhippythevinylguy]

Really enjoyed this my friend you need to do more videos like this! Would you like a drink.lol

[@noblerecords]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ericwincentsen587]

That whole last story I'm picture Herbert from "Family Guy".

[@mq42]

Hospital bills are so expensive... I'll just go die at home instead 🕷💀🤣

[@noblerecords]

But I didn’t die! 🤣🤣🤣

[@KameraShy]

Have you seen the price of funerals lately?

[@touchofdumb]

#3 could’ve led to a Gimp-in-a-box w/Leopard interior situation. Nice escape maneuver!

[@dankzvr]

yo that last story had me on the floor I loved it omg

[@MonieMuse]

Wow 🤣🤣🤣 your stories. Don’t go in the basement! Yeah I’m always suspicious of everyone.

[@twofromthetrunk9932]

Those are some wild stories. There are some wild people out their.

[@noblerecords]

There are! Thanks for watching! 🙏

[@jazzvinylcollector]

if you could turn the camera around on your viewers of this, all you'd see is thousands of those michael jackson eating popcorn memes. crazy crazy stories

[@noblerecords]

Hahahaha 🤣

[@bisket2003]

Damn dude, former Graphic Designer and record collector. Hahaha. Too damn close to home and we're around the same age as well.

[@noblerecords]

Hahaha

[@NateLacroix]

wow, crazy! Two of those situations likely wouldn't have happened or been as bad here in Canada. I wouldn't even have to consider the hospital cost (might die in the waiting room though lol).. and guns!.. never seen one, don't know what you're talking about. LOL

[@bafoley]

Write it. Not feeling it? Write it in bits. We're behind you.

[@noblerecords]

Haha thanks! Maybe someday!

[@SamHarrisonMusic]

'I couldn't afford an ambulance' shouldn't ever be a thing a person has to say - that's so dark!

[@noblerecords]

Well if it was bad enough I would have obviously, but I thought I could ride it out

[@SamHarrisonMusic]

@@noblerecords As a Brit, I'm lucky enough that never I my life I've had to worry about if I can afford medical care if I get ill or injured. If you grow up with that security, it's really weird to hear someone describing risking death to avoid paying for an ambulance! Particularly in the world's richest country. I've been pretty sick this week, and your comment reminds me how lucky I am to have free healthcare at the point of use. I hope life brings you good health, and you never need to go without the medical care you need! :)

[@smh1121sh]

So the guy gave you his address, tried to rob you at his own residence, and you never went back for revenge? If that were me, I’d have shit right in his mailbox more than a few times by now.

[@noblerecords]

I’ll give you his address and you can do that 🤣

[@smh1121sh]

@@noblerecords Excellent. I’ll put the little flag up when I’m done.

[@machiel5888]

@@noblerecords sign him up for Jehovah’s Witness and the mailing list of every NFL, NHL, and NBA team. Their marketing teams are relentless!

[@gayvalds]

Only went into a basement once, and I never will again. Nothing bad happened, but I was 14ish (didn't know any better), and one of the houses on the main street in town had a sign on their yard for a vinyl sale inside. It was the middle of the summer, and I figured they didn't want their precious vinyl to sit out in the sun all day. I told my parents about how I wanted to go over and check out what was available, and they insisted I go with my older brother, and not alone. I relented, and sure enough, my brother and I got there and the guy who answered the door escorted us down to the basement...I still remember the way how he insisted we go down the stairs first..Again, and very luckily, nothing bad happened. I ended up not purchasing anything because it was all out of my price range at the time. But the thought, a decade later, now looms in the back of my head that it could've gone very wrong after he insisted we go to the basement.

[@shakeyquant]

Can you imagine a country without gambling our heathcare vs budget.