Noita Devs, I Hate You

[@ramia6854]

>Spend 57h on a 100% run

[@FUKINCANTAURIA]

savage

[@Vrill386]

Meta Noite'd

[@VisionaryModule]

Holy shit ahahaha

[@EternalDensity]

Ohhhhhhh

[@CongaYT]

KEKW

[@Masterplan79th]

This is absolutely 100% a targeted change for you

[@CallMeMimi27]

a dev saw him do in this and started codding the spell a minute later. waited until it was achieved to release it. I bet both my pinky fingers.

[@Baddaby]

Sorry but jokes aside, the dev that coded this left the company 6 months ago, it just wasn't implemented

[@CallMeMimi27]

@@Baddaby every party needs a pooper that why they invited you

[@Baddaby]

@@CallMeMimi27 happy to serve

[@l9m241]

The fact that's even called TOUCH_GRASS internally is funny

[@InterwovenElements]

LOL

[@mailcs06]

I mean, that is consistent with the other touch spells, being stuff like TOUCH_BLOOD, TOUCH_WATER, TOUCH_GOLD, and TOUCH_PISS, but it’s still really funny.

[@mailcs06]

(Ok KZbin had a seizure and posted my comment like 10 times. Sorry about that. I deleted the extras)

[@_neophyte]

​@@mailcs06I was not prepared to read "TOUCH_PISS" in all caps like that. Gave me a good laugh

[@Eidako]

"Unlike other Touch of spells, Touch of Grass does not transmute the caster if cast while in view of the sky"

[@TheMiczu]

57h stream and devs added "touch of grass"? Did you consider going out?

[@klpliper]

GOTTEM

[@CongaYT]

I'm so proud of you chase for making a 99.95% progress run

[@Easy_Console]

Hello Conga!

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

Say hi back

[@samum8342]

It was more personal 💀

[@Games-viewpoint]

"The Gods cannot find your 100% run"

[@HiddenOcelot]

The gods can't find you because you touched grass for too long.

[@DarkViperAU]

Any day with new Noita content is a good day.

[@tyggrs1485]

Stream noitia buddy we’re all waiting… 😈 (I had no idea u watched noitia)

[@Nibtarr]

I just now realized the similarities between GTA Speedrunning and Noita. Mostly that a single wrong pixel can run your 3 hour run entirely lol

[@Mopeerable]

Thank god there aren't cougars in Noita

[@insaneape1091]

A wild Matto has appeared!

[@FUKINCANTAURIA]

I got to know noita thanks to you, so thank you mr darkviper

[@ruslanTAL]

When I found CESSATION spell in the run. I thought the coordinates for my run would be random. But they are the same 3, 20, -33. After thinking a little, I accidentally realized that these are the brightness settings in the menu: Brightness 3, Contrast 20, Gamma -33.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

Fascinating

[@iosis9324]

If someone still doesn't know, this brightness is needed to find hidden symbols in the world, so don't expect that you will get something if you set this brightness.

[@laurelkeeper]

@@iosis9324 thank you niko from oneshot

[@sergentboucherie]

Touch of sweat will be added next time Dunk gets a 100% stream

[@Donovarkhallum]

Could work and add brine lmao

[@omnisquirrel]

Ah, a new way to accidentally kill my run: infinite lifetime cessation!

[@mailcs06]

I feel like that would be hard to cast by accident.

[@Frommerman]

Using cessation to avoid dangerous wand casts seems like the intended use, so just misbuilding something would be enough to accidentally the whole Mina.

[@thunderwise]

They want you to take a hint, DunkOrSlam.

[@xislomega242]

I was expecting localization files or something equally insubstantial. The name of the spell just fucking SENT ME! Edit: Holy shit I just watched the rest of the video! Reading "The Gods Cannot Find You" and "-Are Looking For You" is so ominous. Before, the gods were presumably omniscient, and could see everything, and when it said "The Gods Look The Other Way" it was presumed to be meant figuratively, synonymous to "The Gods Disregard Your Deeds". But now, we know the gods are actively watching the player, and when they disappear the gods go looking around the world, their vision zooming past the terrain, the depths, the heavens, the souls of creatures, and they cannot find you anywhere. Now, the anxiety this revelation induces is toned down somewhat if we imagine the gods watching you on a big sceen.

[@godlypower1238]

We are the gods, and we hate ourselves when we destroy the holy mountain because it takes SO LONG.

[@danieljames1868]

Part of me wonders if "the gods cannot find you" is less threatening, and more the gods going "oh damnit, what did they do we need to clean up now? Crap, where are they, there are so many things they could be breaking right now-"

[@RND_ADV_X]

Touch Hämis.

[@jacovandeventer3796]

👍

[@ker0356]

@@jacovandeventer3796 👍

[@MagnaKay]

👍

[@ghoust592]

👍

[@NIK1357]

👍

[@XionicalXionical]

"What's the most, you ever lost, in a game update" "Call it" "The wand got here the same way I did"

[@Smoth48]

I can see cessation being insanely useful in certain contexts, and that Mimicium is utterly insane. Infinite storage pile of any liquid you can find? Yes please. Well, I'm off to touch_grass.

[@Lemon_Planter]

Cessation makes End of Everything easy peasy, yeah?

[@Ronitrocket]

@@Lemon_Planteri wouldn’t consider it particularly too hard but it does make it essentially free

[@F4ml4y]

3.. 20.. -33.. Noita will get next update on March 20th 2033, I called it

[@NIK1357]

Looks more like DunkBot 2.0 release date

[@blad...]

Nooooo too far.

[@LegoGoblin]

march -2033*

[@codesymphony]

silksong 3 confirmed

[@merlordmodding]

"As luminosity increases", tried adding lights to the cessation spell?

[@caiotarnowski6839]

That touch of grass can also heal you if you piss in it, no joke

[@megaman161]

So it is literally taking the piss? 😂

[@BF1_enthusiast]

*Reads the title* instantly thinks: Oh no.. What have they done xD

[@Hidanera]

Why did they NOT call the copy liquid COPIUM

[@PlanctonVideos]

ok but how does chainsaw spellwrapping work?

[@keithklassen5320]

Asking the real questions here.

[@deadboyo2773]

If only he had a video for that

[@kylonhollier838]

real he never has explained it

[@СергейМакеев-ж2н]

More interesting question: how was the special property of chainsaw *discovered?* Does anyone know? To me, this looks like the sort of thing that can't just be found accidentally.

[@tsquitz]

@@СергейМакеев-ж2н random wand did it and people were confused? also it mentions its magical properties, but I don't know i that was there in earlier builds. though in general, people find things out *absurdly* fast

[@jacobpeacy4003]

Bro actually got Noita'd IRL that's insane

[@mailcs06]

The phrases *The Gods cannot find you* and *The Gods are looking for you* are kind of terrifying. I kind of imagine that the gods at least *believed* they were omniscient, and when you suddenly disappear off the face of reality permanently, and they literally cannot find you, they first get confused, and then concerned. “Uhhh I can’t find the Noita…” “What do you mean you can’t find them? We’re omniscient. You can find them wherever they are if you focus a bit” “That’s the thing. It seems like they aren’t anywhere. They casted some spell and now they’re gone.” “So they died?” “N-No… they’re just… gone. their soul isn’t there… or even a shred of their essence… It’s like they never existed…” “W-what?” “O-Oh shit…”

[@officersoulknight6321]

Bro left 💀

[@xima1]

The gods left for touching some grass

[@Altoar]

Oooooof. Next 100% stream when?

[@LykeArgy]

every other 1000wins should be a 100% event, but they get harder cause new stuff is added haha

[@umbra4540]

this feels like the best personal attack i've ever seen

[@tokabe3826]

I wonder if you could use cessation to outlast the end of everything. I assume you could just increase its duration? My assumption is that the 1 reduce lifetime turned it into an infinite?

[@fallatiuso]

How would you return though? use the return spell with some cast delays?

[@LENZSTINKT]

It normally only deletes you for like a second. The reduce lifetime turned it into an infiniwisp I think. So if you just stack a bunch of extra lifetime on it you could maybe outlast it.@@fallatiuso

[@tokabe3826]

@@fallatiuso as far as I can tell, after cessation goes through its duration you pop back into existence. So as long as you don't turn it into an infinite, I would assume you just pop back eventually. If that's the case, then you should be able to make it last for roughly however long the end of everything goes for.

[@Ярослав-э9щ]

Infinite i think will just end your run, however you can just use some divide by spells on the increase lifetime modifier or something similar

[@Ярослав-э9щ]

Also that's an insanely cool idea!

[@Kyocus]

Long stints of no sleep can permanently break parts of your brain and kill part of your being, Never do that again dude. It's like losing your happiness.

[@extol2247]

One lead we have with the numbers (3 20 -33) are the gamma/contrast settings. However where/when/how to use these are still unknown, and whether or not we need to also be using cessation while these settings are active. Good luck Noiting!

[@Blue-Lord]

Drunk tip: maybe for the eye puzzle?

[@Lilly-Lilac]

we have figured out that there are some weird patterns hidden in some background images that become (more) visible my changing the brightness.

[@Ярослав-э9щ]

I thought the same thing!

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

​@@Lilly-Lilac that more is continuing to make it's way into the collective knowledge is still insane

[@TemmiePlays]

My guess is this hints you need to adjust the brightness ( luminosity ) settings yourself. The indicator of the numbers letting you know it’s those settings

[@Kaiser25]

lmao now you can say "I only have to touch grass now to finish the game"

[@TabooRetka701]

The one thing that could defeat any tryhard noita player: touch of grass

[@vvonser]

No one can take the 100% away from you. It was one of the most epic things i've had the privilege of watching. Looking forward to the VOD. See you soon Dunk!

[@SovereignHumanBeingX]

Post the run. I want more long youtube runs.

[@billrobert3226]

It'll be uploading for the next 12 years with KZbin compression 😂

[@vexed832]

Love how the gods are dead like “bro what where did he go 😟”

[@GoldenNarakos]

57 hours!?! 😮GOSH DAMN! You should definitely get an award for this stupendous achievement!🥳🎉🎉 I'm proud, don't care about them devs old man😤.

[@andyblizzard]

They literally told you to go touch the grass. xD

[@terribleart6269]

This has been one of my favorite updates and I'm still working through it all! Looking forward to watching you get through this all!

[@Q_z_]

Eat your vegetables enthusiasts are celebrating in the stratosphere as we speak

[@danielwesterlund1905]

Maybe the true alchemy is the time we wasted along the way.

[@maxyugosensei]

My condolences and congratulations at the same time

[@Purple_Moose]

Upload those 50 hours my dude, I want to see

[@MrComet101]

He said on stream he's working on it lol

[@092Liam]

Cessation probably will replace using polymorphine for the chest rain and all that stuff

[@a.lollipop]

When i heard new update i thought this video would be years old. NEW UPDATE?? ACTUALLY??

[@maagnatism678]

my guess for the "unless" is that it wont turn you into grass if youve 100% the game

[@jameseddleman6944]

Waiting for the touch of piss

[@alexandretp5665]

Dunk, I think the noita devs should add a tribute to you somewhere in the game like they did with bamalam. Your contribution to this community is truly remarkable.

[@Temporary_Friend]

My orange jacketed friend is willing to hurt himself again.

[@G0RSHK0V]

I'm more concerned about Fury's month long run

[@ChrisVattic]

57h in a single sitting? A certified madlad. Looking forward to the VoD.

[@BF1_enthusiast]

ahhh damn the bad luck with the patch outdating your run xDD THAT MIMICIUM THOUGH?!?!?! That's like instantly top 5 most valuable spells already! No more need to risk fungal shifting good material!

[@Bubble-Foam]

@AIuzky I think they mean you don’t have to fungal shift a non renewable material in order to have a lot of it.

[@DefaultYoutubeUserAccount]

@AIuzky Did you watch the video?

[@chri-k]

That's not bad luck, at least not entirely. Not with an item literally called TOUCH_GRASS

[@mawillix2018]

@AIuzkySea of Mimicium

[@Ottonymos]

And the Lohkare boss just spawned THREE player ghosts for me. It seems there are layers of insult to this update.

[@nahuelmat]

The new liquid will 100% change how much I use alchemy in this game. Infinite of ANY liquid I already have some of? Sign me up please!

[@xxGreenRoblox]

step one, get 1% gold transforming stuff which i forgot the name of step two, get 10% lively concoction step three, find two large open spaces without liquids step four, get sea of mimicium spell on a wand step five, go to one of your open spaces from step three pour the gold transforming stuff in and quickly cast sea of mimicium before it touches the ground and turns into gold then bottle some of it store the bottles in a nice secure location get more bottles and get another batch you should get around eight bottles of it step six, go to the other location pour lively concoction and right now i just realized you can cast the spell before throwing the stuff in so actually you only need 1% lively concoction and you throw the bottle down in the pool and bottle a ton of it quickly before it goes away

[@why_i_game]

The 3 numbers are settings for Brightness, Contrast, Gamma that allow you to see hidden messages on background walls.

[@noahboddie3482]

Also Cessation might be a more canon way to do a 34 orb run since it tells you your coordinates. granted, you'll still need external tools, but won't need a mod/quitting out and reading files constantly, making it more valid

[@chri-k]

It doesn't. Those numbers are the light level as well as your gamma and contrast settings

[@Proud_Knight]

@@chri-k You're speaking as if this is proven fact, how do you know this for sure?

[@chri-k]

@@Proud_Knight That's just what others have said

[@noahboddie3482]

@@chri-kYeah, on inspection the numbers are too small for a coordinate. Not sure if it's telling you those settings specifically though, we'll see for sure what it is with time though

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

Now to wait for a video to come out of someone using Touch of Grass-chan.

[@levonoganyan6183]

Cessation looks perfect for surviving the end of everything

[@xaracen7207]

omfg two spells to insta softlock...

[@Jonnymag8]

Had to do a double take at reading "Mimicium"

[@b1nary_f1nary]

That's so Noita. Even when you've successfully won and aren't even playing anymore, there is still a way to lose

[@shadownephilim9984]

They heard your pain and put out a serious update, whooo

[@wootman3125]

can't wait for 2100 for new 100%

[@Avionnnn]

I thought they were done adding new stuff, I am so happy!

[@IdoN0TneedTherapy]

You got the Noita Experience IRL.

[@BallBusta]

I wouldn't be surprised if those coordinates were (World, X-axis, Y-axis) and for anyone wondering, 20, -33 is near the starting point of the starting world. I'm pretty sure it's the same point that world teleport wands take advantage of.

[@ninjamantis8309]

touch of grass is about to do the opposite thing it was meant to do

[@MichaelPohoreski]

*devs:* go outside, touch grass *gamers:* stays inside, “researching” 🤓

[@Chatisthisrealquestionmark]

this is a conspiracy theory against dunk. those deep devs.

[@tamnker8465]

Luminosity = Light What sees light Eyes... EYE PUZZLE SOLUTION CONFIRMED!?!???!!!!!!!1!

[@RKJFishing]

I was watching Suffer play earlier, there's a LOT of new interesting stuff. Looking forward to watching you do it all

[@lonksnek]

I can't wait for the Dunk video from the new insane patch from yesterday!

[@zohnannor]

super hyped for 100% vod!

[@nicholassheavils209]

Dude was told to touch grass then disappeared

[@runemanqwe]

I really wish i still had my computer. Id love to be able to finally touch grass

[@Damglador]

Oh, thanks for showing cessation, I was wondering wtf is then when I was translation it

[@vasiliykryuchkov7130]

Glad to see you alive after that marathon, I was watching it for a week.

[@yotamshitrit6820]

This is the most elaborate dunk ive seen, absolutely next level

[@nemorianderson]

Hey Dunk, next time you update the challenge - the coolest way to end the steam will be by converting yourself into grass. Like eat that Nolla, not only I touched the grass, I BECAME the grass, I am one with the grass, i embraced it, and now the GRASS is the only thing that matters. That is the way to true knowledge

[@creditsunknown7974]

"Im sure they have their reasons... but I hate them." I love this line so much

[@tiagozortea]

I think they are indirectly telling you to go touch some grass lol

[@schnitzelhannes6431]

Thanks captain obvious for getting the joke

[@tiagozortea]

@@schnitzelhannes6431 Thanks captain edgy

[@GeorgeTsiros]

Your run is still valid, even if for that version of the game. Come on. It's ok, it's all ok.

[@ssdegfteghytr166]

I've rarely seen someone look as devasted as dunk in that first minute

[@xdarin_]

"Am I a joke to you, Nolla!?" is a phrase I'm going to use from now on. Thanks.

[@Gastogh]

Kay ee kay double-you

[@viowlet]

The devs watched the 100% run and noticed you've run out of ideas, so they felt the need to add more content.

[@jackdog06]

There is no way I can be made to believe this isn’t an intentional roast.

[@KodiakDunne]

that showing coordinates might help with getting the greater chest orb

[@mrgenry6055]

Noita'd by grass

[@morpheus_uat]

i dont know what they did with the world generation, but after this update im getting more and more wands at the start level, i usally reach the holy mountain really dry, no hearts or wands, but now i have like 15 runs and all of them grabbed more than 3 wands, this is amazing, i manage to do an op wand (for my standards) like a machingun with homing and freezbolt with the green balls, i got killed by the knokback like 10 mins later, hard to maneuver, but that was amazing, best run so far

[@perteks7639]

Thats new way to get Noited, meta noited by devs

[@AcidArmy_]

i remember pudy did that 100% run about a month or so ago in the discord!

[@MorganSaph]

What happens if you put lifetime down + cessation into a trigger egg, throw it then polymorph? Permanent poly (your original body doesn't exist) or just ceasing to exist as the polymorphed entity. Another thought. If you can make the spell move, will you reappear at the new location?

[@Welon_Musk]

The Gods be like "TF YOU MEAN HE DOESNT EXIST?!"

[@knightsofthedraftingtable1961]

3, -33 on Google maps is in the middle of the Pacific ocean. If those are coordinate points, then it's a 3d object, which Noita is not. Maybe.

[@fnanfne]

I just heard you on stream two nights ago saying there's no more updates to Noita and that all the devs have parted ways lol

[@Vic_PT]

now You Just Got Noitae'd!

[@snowfox94]

I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CESSATION!!

[@TaBunnie]

does Cessation work on enemies? would be pretty funny to watch them disappear in a single frame

[@sludgiebones]

got Noita'd to the ultimate degree

[@xagatal]

❤❤❤❤ from Canada with Love, I love Noita too!

[@TheBigLou13]

Does Cessation work as an alternative to the poly glitches? (prolonged chest rain, perk duplication,..)

[@aldizzert1342]

When you correct this abject failure, I hope we can have a Viowlet Made® "57 -> POOF" cosmetic.