"You like to read that paper and think of them jokes." "The news paper?" "Yeah, the news paper -- that's the one I meant." They are perfect together!
@braveheart198913 жыл бұрын
"Some of us are short and have weird, big heads" rofl hahaha awesome
@johnmthom13 жыл бұрын
I love Norm's excessively long jokes
@normsaunders498010 ай бұрын
They are gems. No one comes close.
@rufinamaria0815 жыл бұрын
I don't know who you are conanfan33 but I luv you! You're my new best friend. Thanks so much helping all us COCO fans endure his absence from TV.
@aDUBdeez13 жыл бұрын
greatest. interview. ever. Norm MacDonald is king.
@SeanP.Aaronson6 ай бұрын
This is absolute perfection.
@johnarnold8935 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I hear Norm tell his jokes I laugh my ass off.
@johnnytastetest13 жыл бұрын
"You dirty, dirty midget!"
@tunafang Жыл бұрын
"except some of us are short and have weird, big heads".
@MrJaytality13 жыл бұрын
half way into it he turns to aknowledge andy, ''hi andy''
@Long25564 ай бұрын
That's a nod to Dave, his idol, doing the same "oh hi Ed" years ago to McMahon on the Tonight Show with Johnny....in the middle of the joke build-up....
@felixramsey13 жыл бұрын
The band was playing Trouble by Elvis Presley, in case anyone was wondering.
@Henry-kz4gn3 жыл бұрын
I love a story with a happy ending.
@LoewenRanger13 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that this wasn't the story they planned beforehand
@landsharkszn Жыл бұрын
one of norms best long jokes
@conanfan3315 жыл бұрын
I heard Artie talk about that story I think when Norm was on Stern recently.
@sydbarrett513 жыл бұрын
Midgets does sound less condescending than little people
@ashez2ashes13 жыл бұрын
I wish Norm had his own talk show. They'd never talk about what they were supposed to talk about but it'd be very as hell.
@pbn96 Жыл бұрын
That actually exisits
@normsaunders498010 ай бұрын
He had one for a while. It's on KZbin
@ericradford21423 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm MacDonald
@robyz25013 жыл бұрын
Brilliant !!!
@jupitervolcano13 жыл бұрын
That midget story is the greatest comedy piece ever!
@normsaunders498010 ай бұрын
Go look for the 'moth joke'. You may just change your mind. Either way, he was just in a class by himself.
@fischkopf Жыл бұрын
I "bet" this is the time Conan found Norm crying in the dressing room before the show after losing "a lot of money and inconsolable" while watching the game he just betted on.
@dingdingdingdiiiiing13 жыл бұрын
damn that was an awesome story
@LionelLando2 ай бұрын
That midget joke was good 🤣🤣🤣
@hitokiriheero15 жыл бұрын
nice... i love norm + conan!!! i miss the norm show too
@quincee33764 ай бұрын
RIP Normie.
@TyWorth14 жыл бұрын
They said "Midget" 19 times.
@JayMil36514 жыл бұрын
Norm is king!!!
@RubenRyb66 Жыл бұрын
Guess he was referring to arties "bookie" who supposedly ran off with norms money.
@forgetfulstranger4 ай бұрын
"Hey you know the deficit? What the hell is that anyway?" is so vague its kills me everytime
@shihalude14 жыл бұрын
Except some of us are short and have big heads!
@anetchi14 жыл бұрын
HAhahahahaha!!!! This is glorious! Holy shmolie
@aocidicoa13 жыл бұрын
The best part is that Norm doesn't even try to be funny. What a genius.
@MichelleNJ197514 жыл бұрын
This was awesome. And Jesus tells alexk307 "You're Welcome".
@bjwiebe12314 жыл бұрын
@omer008 it's under my favorites on my channel
@user-wc5lp5pr9k9 ай бұрын
Whats the song at the start?
@billmalec2 ай бұрын
So good at telling bad jokes.
@FrangiPaint14 жыл бұрын
I'm a swingin' G-E-N-I-E... 8D
@TheSkervich14 жыл бұрын
Where the hell was it 81 degrees at that time of night???
@emadashraf676524 күн бұрын
Fahrenheit
@xxxxdarksidexxxx14 жыл бұрын
@conanfan33 before he stabbed himself?
@fakant14 жыл бұрын
@theblasto I don't know which one is better...
@DB017513 жыл бұрын
@luzzerylavender I heard the old guy that told him that in that movie ''dirty work'' was really talking shit to norm during the movie thats why he was laughing and they just left it in the movie movie cuz the old guy could'nt stop..lol
@retsamcm14 жыл бұрын
Does Norm do stand-up like this? I've looked at his TV appearances a lot and he always seem to rant about a story and it's fuckin funny. He could so an hour special easy. On a personal not though, could people on the Internet stop saying epic? It's doesn't mean what it's supposed to anymore.
@thescoutabout13 жыл бұрын
A tv show with Norm in it a good name would be "ratings poison" jk I love Norm
@arvindhmani0627 күн бұрын
Hey I'm in it too! What about my career!
@fatback214 жыл бұрын
Wait a sec. Did Norm just plant a booger on Andy's arm on his way out?
@MrPezdispencer3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the exact date of this appearance?
@ChrisKogos3 жыл бұрын
Sometime in the late or early 90s
@dragon___2 жыл бұрын
03-26-1999
@normsaunders498010 ай бұрын
@@dragon___soon 2b 25 years ago. Man, he is missed. You know that, wherever he's at now, he's got people rolling all over the place .
@dragon___10 ай бұрын
@@normsaunders4980 he surely is missed. i still watch him every now and again and by god is he still one of the funniest people to ever do it
@roywhiteo515 жыл бұрын
@statis yeah it was like 200k
@CoreyRodems13 жыл бұрын
@felixramsey well thanks
@cmonguy913 жыл бұрын
@Howler54 lol you made me lol so hard
@jrmusicspot7 ай бұрын
Conan trying so hard to hide his wokeness but ultimately he realized that he is still a comedian.
@theblasto14 жыл бұрын
@alexk307 He died for our sins. And this.
@cmullen6914 жыл бұрын
@HylianSpirit I get it.
@bingbingbo12313 жыл бұрын
@ashez2ashes very what?
@lowellisaac13 жыл бұрын
I still cannot tell if Norm is a genius playing a character, or a dolt awkwardly telling street jokes. I laugh, but I really can't tell.
@graxjpg4 жыл бұрын
Did you ever decide which to believe?
@yellowonesdontstop3 жыл бұрын
@@graxjpg it's definitely genius. Norm graduated from college with a math degree at 16 and read Tolstoy every morning.