Off The Record: What Do Mexicans Have in Common with Asians?

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Cast:
• Hosted by Ryanimay
• Commentary by: Geo Kwan, Joe Jitsukawa, Anthony Lee, Bart Kwan, Nick Dunn
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[@SMA2343]

Worst decision to listen to it at the gym. I had to stop myself from laughing so many times during this 😂😂

[@kookamanga]

happens all the time with me lol

[@megumi_fushiguro]

I’d be doing flys and I would just burst into laughter lmao

[@themrrhobot]

Same, but while running. lol

[@Richardarbizo]

I watch at work, this would've been crazy if I was watching while my earphones were charging. Then I wouldve had to explain 😂

[@kquiteno]

It's a challenge listening at the gym for sure! Too many times I've been mid rep with heavy weight and I had to power through laughing. Lowkey makes you stronger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ayygeee]

Crooked hip uncle and calling him cumbia got me 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annatomasik6927]

I had to pause the video so I could keep laughing. That was so funny 🤣

[@vtboy465]

any time Jesus is on, you already know the episode gonna be hilarious

[@victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382]

And vulgar

[@lexiang1191]

My man already knows wassup!

[@Cratees]

For fucking sure

[@rizot0ny1996]

It’s pronounced Hay-Zeus in Spanish

[@elizabethmendez4385]

Months later and I still come back to these episodes for a good laugh 😂

[@Yakiterryy]

The moaning impressions😂🤣

[@CuongLe-gy2km]

Dudee, I can’t remember how many times these guys almost made me drop the bar on myself 😂

[@Keebafu]

Wasn’t the best morning to listen to this on a fuckin speaker instead of my phone speaker or headphones like I normally do 😭🤣

[@emogirlhashervengz]

Jesus is too good at it, wild af listening to this 😅😂

[@Yakiterryy]

@@Keebafu 💀💀

[@rocioreyes9198]

This dude doesn’t just come to sit and chit chat, he gives a whole performance every time!

[@davidflores1942]

I really want David and Jesus together in the room with the guys. Especially when Geo is there I want the banter and craziness please lmao

[@KasheYan15]

Steve too! Would b so chaotic! 😆

[@9mmdump]

Steve, David, Jesus.. Oh man!!

[@Pattoii]

Far out , Jesus is hands down the best storyteller I’ve seen. Wow. This ep was amazing, I wish it didn’t end

[@ninjakp9457]

As usual, this is gold!! I was laughing almost the entirety of the episode!! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@kida13otohime17]

From moaning to family-oriented in like 5 seconds lmao 💀 4:50-4:55

[@c.m.0112]

This has to be my favorite episode I’ve watched so far. Simple prompt, but so relatable. Relatable to Pacific Islanders too

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

It's crazy how simply interacting with your fanbase does that

[@iPANDARAWR01]

Hell yeah on the pacific islanders! I swear we grew up the same 😂

[@America_won]

Didn't grow up eating a lot of chinese food as a kid in hawaii.@@iPANDARAWR01

[@kiarademoner]

I died with “tio cumbia” 😂😂😂😂

[@amiihearts33]

Jesus saying “I’m sick dude” took me out 🤣

[@x3mb6bies]

Jesus is hella funny man. I lol every time he makes an appearance

[@S7R86]

I'm glad to hear experiences from y'all because the similarities are also the same for Polynesians too. Even so, our indigenous cultures go way back.

[@03GucciWolf]

i’ve never felt so represented in a jk video from the chinese buffet love to the shitty dragon ball z dub we got in mexico 😂😂😂

[@marcelaperez4126]

It’s cool to have a Mexican dude who seems like he grew up in my hood ☺️

[@jefegarcia921]

The MOANS! Are spot on 😂🤣💀

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

So true about the nicknames, we have a mongolito, a pendejo, capitan morgan (bc of a lazy eye), negrita, chupitos (alcoholic) 😂😂

[@tinaspice]

I have a Sapo (toad/frog), Cueti (he liked to quit his jobs lol), Momia (cousin was slow and dead in the morning).

[@ryanimay]

Mongolito 😂

[@Max25670]

Mexicans and Koreans: expressive language, spicy food, love tv drama shows, love jesus, beat their kids, people trying to cross borders 😂🇲🇽🤝🇰🇷

[@freemyboitrump]

Baseball is also one of those things that Asians and Latinos enjoy. I’m surprised they didn’t bring that up

[@jcagara08]

maybe its an East Coast thing? not so sure

[@Max25670]

only dominicans and japanese care about baseball

[@fcplop98]

@@jcagara08it’s definitely a West Coast thing as well. Most people at the Dodgers home games are Mexicans. They sells tacos, micheladas, and they play Mariachi at the games.

[@MrFat1337]

WE NEED MORE JESUS. his impersonations and story telling is so damn gold.

[@SmoothAF]

Jesus is such a great story teller so captivating

[@diana5537]

"MOVE cabron!" I literally chocked of laughter

[@callmesahara]

The moaning omg 😂😂😂

[@neskii7005]

I never truly understood how *GARGANTUAN* Dragon Ball Z’s influence was in the Latin community until I started delving into the anime world. Legit arguably the biggest reason why Ultra Instinct’s episode broke the internet and that final MUI vs Jiren was so massive😂

[@LaddRusso91]

I think DBZ is the most popular cartoon worldwide

[@neskii7005]

@@LaddRusso91 nah it is for a fact, but the true extent of its influence amongst Latinos specifically wasn’t revealed to me till like 6 years ago. As a lifelong anime fan that shit made me feel good asf fr

[@Abel-Alvarez]

​@@LaddRusso91it's popular worldwide, but it's an entirely different beast out here in LATAM.

[@gallogollo1141]

I tell you right now if anything has a good dub in Spanish is anime. The dub in Spanish is way better than in other countries. That is why dragon ball z was so popular back then because you can actually see the effort on the dub. I think this guy has no clue what he is talking about. You ask any real real Mexican someone that actually grew up in Mexico. They will tell you that the anime dub is gold. You know how ghost stories dub in English is a joke, well the dub in Spanish makes the anime so good it is one of my favorite anime because the dub wasn't shit. I mean Latino America Spanish because there is also Spain Spanish which I have no comment on that.

[@jusoei95]

Cumbia as a nickname is crazy lmaooo Need more Jesus eps hahahah

[@LuiVee_.]

bro this dude is so fucking funny 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jonathanleox]

Yup this is gonna be a good one 🤣

[@jasontlai]

I love it every time Jesus is the guest. He's very funny and great addition.

[@dz-dg9sv]

Great point about the Latin dancing. I’m Chinese and my parents went to ballroom dancing classes religiously for like 20 years and they were always doing cha cha and salsa

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Child hood abuse and rice 😅

[@Edwoonie]

😂😂😂 YO this was one of my favorite episodes I’m actually laughing out loud

[@mangotar0]

I agree, the "Ay Papi", especially the "Ay" just gets me everytime and Idky 😂😩🤣

[@Galvian]

Banger episode!

[@pkruez2089]

Heyyysus is yet another amazing guest. Glad to have him back!

[@typeguy]

" una chinita hijo de la.. Just letting you know we don't cook dogs in this house cabron. I just don't want to break Mulans heart😂😂😂"

[@AstarionWifey]

I would beg to marry into the family in an INSTANT 😂😂😂

[@CiadoRez]

Jesus is my favorite guest on the show rn, dude has me dying of laughter every time he’s on JK

[@JP_Lopez_]

This is why I’m always telling fellow Mexicans we should be running with Asians, too. So relatable.

[@DamnAwesome]

Such a good video!

[@dttheemperor]

College football draft kings ad. Fuck yeah! 🏈

[@thiccbaby2967]

Pt.2, 3, and 4. The surface has barely been scratched.

[@DavidLee-uy4by]

Dude jesus has to be my favorite guest omgg he fits in so perfect here then his voices are so funny 😂 so relatable as a hispanic lol

[@ginogarcia8730]

brooo wtff even the ending was a crazy wrap up!!!!

[@Mellingtonlotts]

Let’s go!!

[@urfather007]

great episode!

[@sabb5829]

This episode was hilarious loved it 😂

[@holdenedits6607]

You guys really do have all start hosts, dope in different ways

[@isaaclu9207]

This was so funny 😂

[@kris102691]

All of this true getting sent to school sick cause you can’t miss school which then in turn means you go to work sick unless you get sent home. I started working as an electrician with my dad at the age of 10 got paid 250 dollars a week. It’s how I payed for my shoe collection 😅 my dad would take 50 dollars a week for lunch even if my mom packed us much one or 2 days and 50 a month for my phone when I eventually got one.

[@thiccbaby2967]

Our food themselves are some what similar like empanadas and dumplings kinda. One thing similar with asians and latino is the love of eating hot soap when its summer time. So much so one asian group decided to make a cold noodle dish for the summer time. Which is crazy. But also delicious. And tell my mom its fucking hot outside the a/c broken and your making caldo right now? Like yea i take a bowl fuck it im hungry.

[@shaggyguy662]

I actually never compare each culture but those nicknames is sweet. I'll take the nickname skeleton any day all day.

[@richardsinasone6813]

This episode is so true too! Could not stop laughing at all. Thanks for this one JK fam! ❤️

[@JonathanAlexanderM]

Plenty of that stuff tracks with Caribbean living too, a funny one I remember there was this joke that goes “somebody could get cancer in the family and everyone gonna start calling them “soon dead” “☠️

[@lifewithrice4378]

SOON DEAD IS CRAZYY 😂

[@MultiWeenie123]

JESUS IS GOATED. I love all episodes with him in it haha

[@krnlakingsfan]

Jesus never disappoints with his humor (especially imitating his Dad)!

[@liamnoah6648]

(3:15) Jesus's monologue on girls moans 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTruthBeToId]

That nail story was crazy. Had something like that happen to me but I would've died a horrible death from being squished against a wall luckily I moved out the way but still got hit in my torso and my foot squished. Sometimes the thought of almost dying lingers enough to fuk me up for a while till I forget.

[@kingkinit8120]

The nicknames is a classic. My cousins husband for the longest time was called "pungkol" (amputee - right arm).

[@tenglei2]

I see jesus i click

[@chavs8990]

Ahaha this episode too funny! 😂

[@ginogarcia8730]

man is this Jesus half hour stand up special - minute for minute it was laughter

[@ThreatQueen]

Asians and Mexicans put tin foil in the back of the stove. My grandmother house has it and my Mexican friend has it at his house 😅

[@bethnichols2875]

Jesus really does watch "corn" for research purposes. Esp. the different moans. 🤣🤣

[@NEK711]

I was so mad that almost happened to him and then he got me laughing with the it’s your fault, move!

[@ginogarcia8730]

literally replayed the ending when he goes "woooo!" like 6 times

[@TheTruthBeToId]

That nail story was crazy. Had something like that happen to me but I would've died a horrible death from being squished against a wall luckily I moved out the way but still got hit in my torso and my foot squished.

[@alfredochanocua2413]

This shit was so funny

[@Kamui916]

The moaning got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@atienzo98]

Had me dying of laughter the whole time!!!

[@um8440]

which part, i didnt even watch it all 2 min in and i just gave up.

[@-amosc.presley-7192]

JustKidding News is Jesus 2nd Home. He is being taking great care of.

[@RIZ2NE1]

Listening to this with headphones on next to my mom trying to supress the laugh crying 😂

[@BeautifulDreamerK]

13:06 okay this is right on! When we first moved to our neighborhood, it was majority asians- us, Koreans, Indians and like 2 white people. The neighborhood outside our cul de sac has our Mexican neighbors and they had the BEST fireworks display on the 4th! We went on our balcony and loved it. We do love us some fireworks hahaha

[@juanlara7052]

What you mean recent, that thing about using dog meat in the tacos stand has been a rumor for years now. Whatss??😂

[@looloo960]

16:22 Bart and nick having a twin moment

[@Ayygeee]

Geo is like a regular sister or like Steve’s sister ? lol 🤣

[@thiccbaby2967]

Geo is that one sister that doesn’t have any homegirls so she hangs out with her brother and his friends. But all the homeboys don’t find her attractive cuz they’ve seen her dark side and they know her. But there’s always one homie that ends up getting with her for the danger i guess. And now you got a brother in law and some nephews and nieces.

[@Ayygeee]

@@thiccbaby2967 this was elaborate but made sense 🤣🤣 So in conclusion like Steve’s sister? lol 😅

[@thiccbaby2967]

@@Ayygeee correct.

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

I remember some lady called me flaco Bonita while talking to her sister 😎 she didn’t think I knew wat she was saying

[@J.Col_]

3 minutes in im already in tears 😂

[@LoneWandere76]

Brrooooo!!! This shit was hilarious! And as a Mexican I completely agree with Jesus man. And yesss Geo! You fine af lol the fucked up nicknames thing also too real. I was the Panson (fatty) as a kid. Then teen I was Flaco (skinny guy) I couldn't win growing up lol then young adult I loved history and liked Zapata so I was called Zapata.

[@droptopp3479]

Ive dated a latina and im asian, those latina moans were on point haha. This ep was too funny

[@Dominicwylai]

Again, Jesus is the BEST actor!! His impressions and story telling is ON POINT! 👌

[@NKAlvrz]

Duuude the Mexican dragon ball z dub by Jesus was fucken perfect!!

[@mayram4662]

Lmfaoooo the cumbia uncle 😂😂😂😂

[@CircleWilliams]

Family gatherings, even at funerals, it’s such a family default setting to say at least one slick comment about you.

[@jsluva8808]

OMG I love this guy he is so fucking funny 😂

[@lindalo-mb3yh]

Lmao I’ve never laughed soo hard in my life… hahahaha

[@FiveSubj3x6]

That name calling thing due to individuals disabilities! We do that too in the Philippines! It's soo good!! Because based on my experience, in the filipino culture, it always helped the people feel welcome and it desensitized the word That's why in the Philippines "bullying" is not really an issue

[@victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382]

The dog meat taco stand in Mexico story has been going on since the 50’s (not true/urban legend) but everyone ignores the very real cooking and eating iguanas, grasshoppers, grubs/worms in many areas of Mexico.(I’m Hispanic and only gringos told those stories). My husband’s uncle in Vietnam took him visiting friends in obscure hamlets where they did serve dog and monkey meat and monkey brains out of the skull of the monkey.

[@JonathanAlexanderM]

Iguanas and grasshoppers track because before the Spanish showed up cows, pigs and chickens etc. weren’t available. Precolonial times iguana etc we’re staple food items

[@YeetPROD]

Okay the brains eaten straight out of the skull is just some morbid a*s sh*t

[@randomcamus9445]

that is very horrible

[@AstarionWifey]

The monkey isn’t a surprise cause they got jungles But the dogs threw me off 😂

[@rholt7551]

I love this dude 😅

[@Liza-gd7jf]

Jokes were on a roll 😂❤

[@skrillex720]

Sounds like Jesus is the one doing the dub cause that was spot on 😂

[@magnolialoves]

We need more Jesus on episodes on the regular!! Had me dyyyying 💀🤣🤣🤣

[@GYSMelanie5]

See Jesus is on and immediately know it's going to be comedy gold 😂. He is a national treasure, needs to be protected at all cost 😂😂😂!

[@Senior_Roundtree28]

Make the moan impression in a reel it’ll draw in ppl lmao 😂😂😂

[@MARCOPOLOOO210]

Homie had me bricked up cooking dinner no mames 🥴🤣

[@LC-xn4dp]

Flag on the play 🏴‍☠️🙅🏻‍♂️

[@silver2zilver]

2:15 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@PACKERMAN2077]

This reminds me of in Gran Torino the Vietnamese gang Bangerz were in a Impala and Hispanic gang Bangerz in a Honda Civic

[@slugtothechest]

My sides 😂😂

[@tinaspice]

Yo the dog cooking joke killed me. My dad told me the same thing when I said my bf was Asian.

[@smokekaiju]

ryan said tiles and that’s literally what i’ve done since i was 13 😭

[@Hyphu]

We have alot in common, it just took awhile to see during the beginning of the social media age.