Offensive Jokes That Won't Offend Anyone. J Chris Newberg

J Chris Newberg does a pretty convincing impression of a millennial comedian telling offensive jokes that won't offend anyone. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special J Chris Newberg plays guitar and tells some hilarious jokes that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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[@TobyCatVA]

Dry Bar has the best crowds. They are always ready to have a good time and participate when asked. Singing comics are not my cup of tea, but this guy got me going more than a few times.

[@loganpeters7543]

I bet you this crowd had the BEST time.

[@lookissjaxin]

Great 👍🏻 performance 🎭

[@michellekeith5602]

The crowds are sober..... They are genuinely having a great time and that is hard to achieve🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@RictusHolloweye]

Not a fan of Tim Minchin?

[@jumpnjiminycricket]

​@@michellekeith5602 If you're reading a room that has an air of sober "mormon" influence, then you better be entertaining if not well versed in funny. This channel hits the mark(s)

[@markmcflounder15]

"Way too soon, way too soon. Please don't joke about it. It's way too soon." Such a brilliant set!

[@jillgegen3384]

Awesome FRESH and softly twisted way too soon😅😂❤

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

... and setting the mood with JFK. Absolutely!!!!

[@Aaron-sv3uv]

The Biden joke was good cuz he's the biggest joke of all time

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

@@Aaron-sv3uvRelax. Dark Brandon *IS* coming for ya. Mwahaha.

[@abstract5249]

Too soon Way too soon Please don't joke about it It's way too soon Yeah, YEAH! A, B, C. It's easy as 1, 2, 3. As simply as Do, re, mi A, B, C 1, 2, 3. Baby you and me girl

[@michellekeith5602]

What a genius! I love that none of his material was something that's been in half a million comedy sets. I can't wait to see more of him and hopefully it's too soon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kathydavis3873]

Lol ❤😂!!😂

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Too Right!!

[@beastly.warner]

Batteries that are not included 😂

[@laryneskridge-williams7200]

My favorite joke 😂

[@lynnmckenna9934]

That was originally a Stephen Wright joke!

[@akillawrence2018]

It's actually a movie from the 80s I still love that movie 😊 Batteries Included

[@beastly.warner]

@@akillawrence2018 I know. Lol. That's why it's funny.

[@akillawrence2018]

@@beastly.warner ❤️

[@watchmen6504]

The workout song in the opening was AWESOME.

[@allemander]

Funny stuff. That standing ovation is seriously impressive. The audience loved it.

[@TheBlackAxe1]

Yeah! I’ve not seen a standing ovation like that on Dry Bar before. That was great!

[@macforme]

Participating in the performance made it really fun for them.

[@viopsadmin]

Even forgetting what he was supposed to do next was funny. Now I have to google more of this guy.

[@alayrabail]

this guy is wayyyy too awesome, like so humble, funny and talented incorporating his guitar/singing in such a non-douchy way. had me singing with the audience by the end, LOVEDDD ITTTT!

[@shanefrederick7731]

That Pope joke. What's the most perfectly timed joke I've ever heard. He set them up, Gave them time to be uncomfortable, And then laid out the super punch line.

[@AndZ9999]

was this about the gender reveal one? care to explain since I didn't get this one haha!

[@DrGeorgeAntonios]

​@AndZ9999 whenever the new (antichristian) pope is elected by the closed enclave of cardinals, White smoke is caused to billow from a Vatican chimney to signal to the expecting people outside that a choice has been made.

[@psikopat57]

When they elect a new pope at the Vatican they blow white smoke out of a chimney to say that they are finished voting and they actually did chose a new pope. At a gender reveal party you have pink smoke for a girl and blue for a boy obviously. If it's white, the baby will have to be the new pope

[@lacurieuse99]

@@AndZ9999 about the smoke and the announcment of the Papal conclave choice (gathering of the college of cardinals in order to elect the new Pope): "Beginning in the early 1800s, the ballots used by cardinals were burned after each ballot to indicate a failed election. The lack of smoke instead signalled a successful election. Since 1914, black smoke (fumata nera) emerging from a temporary chimney installed on the roof of the Sistine Chapel indicates that the ballot did not result in an election, while white smoke (fumata bianca) announces that a new pope has been chosen."

[@luisostasuc8135]

I assumed it was going to be about it being white for non-binary

[@cammoguy2]

I'm impressed by how well the audience can sing!

[@Trijem]

Ummm... they weren't drunk?

[@shibalover54]

It's Utah, they sing every Sunday......

[@Trijem]

@@shibalover54 That doesn't mean that they can ACTUALLY sing. ... I have sung since my early teens... I just happened to be good. ... but I've heard the whole choir groan (in high school) when a certain person was admitted. I'm like 'What's wrong?' One after another they all told me... one ver or another.... 'Sure, if you can breathe, you can sing.... but that doesn't mean you can carry a note or tune!.'.. I then realized how blessed I was to understand the difference. I'm sorry Bruce... yes, you can play Mancini's - Pink Panther on the piano, I can't play that... , but this is 'Concert Choir' we sing... it's not band, orchestra or symphony.... we do A'capella frequently. You rarely hear instruments from Christmas carols on the door step. Sax or Drummer... sometimes (rarely) Just because I was taught the beginnings of 'Fúr Elise' doesn't mean I can play the piano. ... just that part of one piece. .. (w/little justice) 🐾🐺🐾

[@Trijem]

@@edithdlp8045 Not 'Mostly'. You're living in the past. 75 years at least. There are Lots of Catholics, Methodist, Baptist, Muslim and Hindu... Salt Lake is the HUB from the east to the west. If people don't stop here they might go through Denver, Colorado or Dallas\Ft.Worth, Texas. 🐾🐺🐾

[@3dartstudio007]

7-11 said "Wow that was close"... People trying to sell the Porche 911... Not so much. LOLOLOL

[@Henrik46]

Well, they could just sell it to literally every country but the US, since we record the date as 11/9. 😂

[@ViewerAnna]

Hilarious and quirky original! Loved this! And love the audiences at Dry Bar - they're always so nice.

[@f.k.b.16]

He's natural at this game! 😂

[@ursaltydog]

I just ate.. can I go swimming... "Too soon.. it's way too soon"..

[@jon.bennett]

Thanks for that. I didn’t know why they thought it was funny. I had to read it to understand it. Very funny guy!

[@ursaltydog]

I think even the crowd didn't pick up on that.. they should've sang that bit after that one.. LOL So, he kinda left it in the "air"... for a bit. @@jon.bennett

[@TimCarter]

I love when comics sneak jokes past the audience like that.

[@JAvoices]

The Rosa Parks one cracked me up!!!

[@pamelameckley5040]

I really , *really* like this guy. He makes me feel comfortable and he's very funny! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@anhpam9205]

Loved the batteries not included, Passover and 7/11 jokes, the best!

[@EvanMoon]

That cross dressing joke was awesome

[@msswaddell]

It took me a second, but then... 😂🤣

[@Dale-jd4nj]

😀 This comedian is... strangely funny 🤣

[@axelagarwal5466]

Someone explain

[@dgphi]

@@axelagarwal5466 Cross dressing means that he likes to wear women's clothes, but really he is talking about dressing as in sauces, such as Ranch Dressing. He likes to mix up different sauces.

[@lorenanders702]

Took me a few seconds but...😂

[@donnahampton3632]

Excellent job! Dry bar comedy is a great place when you want audience participation like that. They are always willing to help out a performer.

[@JakeSpeed1000]

Fantastic. He's a singing Steven Wright.

[@t.o.5398]

This is so funny fresh 😂 7-11 ohh Slurpees forget it ! I would have died if there were no more Big Gulps !! To soon way to soon , please dont joke about it , its way too soon . Sooo great this guy ! Thanx for this extraoridinary show ❤

[@JoyPeace-ej2uv]

Oddly my son made a joke about 7-11 and he took 9/11 very seriously he was in high school at the time.

[@shibalover54]

I watched this during an insomnia bout at 1:30 in the morning. I think everybody else got forced insomnia from my loud laughter. Top notch, had the crowd right with him. Time to look for other videos of his work. Bravo!!!

[@charlespatt]

Getting the audience to whisper was great crowd work! You could see he had everyone under his control!😅

[@RobertWhite1]

"I have to say something up front ...There's been concerns about my comedy...and I wanna reassure the producers and everybody here that I've gotten rid of the jokes that are off color...they're offensive and may hurt someone...So I wanna thank you, you've been a fantastic crowd, good night everybody" --- Bob Zany (Getting up on stage then leaving ) 🤣

[@MrsABC7997]

This guy is amazing! 👏👏👏 Bravo!🎉🎉🎉

[@WeAreComingHome]

I can't believe I'm a tuslly crying right now, but thank you. A thousand times over, thank you.

[@Charlene-md3rz]

I love this comedian. Started my day with a good belly laugh.

[@driggs2109]

The only other singing comedians I REALLY enjoy are Stephen Lynch and Bo Burnham. This guy though... man!! Had me genuinely laughing out loud (and I mean LOUD!) ALL the way through!!! Cannot WAIT to see more from this man!

[@robertmoye7565]

Absolutely brilliant comedy and routine! Grand material and flawless punchlines, along with superb crowd skills.

[@wheepingwillow24u17]

THIS GUY IS TO FUNNY LOL AND PLAYS A GOOD GUITAR.

[@mertz7305]

That was a PERFECT set.

[@Gin42]

He was fun! I enjoyed his set.😊

[@rileyburnett9752]

Can we please get this full special 🤣

[@mattcosta8777]

One of the best comedians out there!! Thoughts become things!! GO LIONS!

[@loganpeters7543]

I have researched this guy and watched other videos, and he has gotten so good. This is so spectacular

[@Melizza108]

Simple, calm and sooo fun. Thank you.

[@TomiBonTomi_2.0]

This dude was amazing. Yayyyy!

[@jimcurt99]

BRILLIANT- loved the whole show- for some reason the mild swimming joke REALLY got me- the half hour thing was the word of GOD when I grew up

[@mrblue4602]

Hat off to the audience for being out for entertainment. I would say that a great kiss on the Cheek (facial) for a funny, musical, comedian!

[@emilyrose9760]

Definitely a fresh take on pov of common situations! Love it!

[@warren52nz]

That was truly exceptionally funny!!! 🤣

[@ashleysnow7470]

Well deserved standing ovation!!

[@mhm92267]

He's very good. His song was not only funny, it weirdly put me in a good mood! Is it too soon to say that?

[@kenalbrecht5649]

Sometimes honesty is the best comedy 😊

[@stewa4067]

this has been stuck in my head for two days!

[@donnarieks9168]

The gender reveal joke was so funny.

[@kericadmium1043]

I don't think I got bc everyone laughed a lot harder than I thought it deserved... 🤔

[@rollsherown4381]

I am a fan!! Bravo Mr. Newberg

[@johnnycole7990]

I laughed so much, he is awesome at his trade... My side is starting to hurt

[@SoldierOftheKingofkings]

This really delivered. Thank you.

[@user-le4go6il7n]

Never joke about no more Slurpee's I'm going to need therapy LMAO

[@oliviablosch9655]

I never heard of this guy. This was awesome 😊

[@neilschristensen9143]

Love the white smoke Pope joke.

[@oldbrokenhands]

Edgy dad jokes, just what the world needed.

[@thechrisarmy]

Tell us what the world needs. Please

[@oldbrokenhands]

@@thechrisarmyLove sweet love, Jackie DeShannon pretty much covered this.

[@thechrisarmy]

Don’t know who that is. I’ll check em out.

[@aloe2454]

Wow I've never seen Chris Newberg before, but he is an incredible performer. Brilliant

[@ambermg7527]

This guy is AWESOME!!!!!😂😂😂

[@jonathanarocho893]

I don't think I've ever laughed at a 9/11 joke... But that got me

[@gokussjfour]

This guy is awesome! Give us more!!

[@gypsyrain369]

Thank You !

[@thevansfam]

I'm not a guitar comic fan, but this was great 100%

[@anurraman]

What a wonderful set.. it was so original and absolutely funny 🤣🤣. I love Dry Bar for exactly this reason

[@lmorter7867]

My phone died during the last song. I found myself singing "Too soon. Way to soon. My phone died way to soon." Love this guy.

[@Leadeshipcoach]

That was genuinely funny!!🤣🤣

[@juliemoser9761]

I chuckeld at half of it, laughed loudly and whole heartedly at all the rest, most excellent, dude, keep up the style that you're accustomed to and make the people remember that it's just jokes , it's great to laugh!

[@RuthJones_92]

This guy is AWESOME‼️😂

[@janislohman8125]

Pope joke nailed it! Too funny!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂😍

[@mattsiemers9068]

LOVE this guy. Gonna look up more of his stuff

[@MamaTtoB-P]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh J Chris is hilarious

[@Trijem]

❤ 'Oh, ok Boomer'😮😂😅😂 Too soon. Way too soon. Please don't joke about it. It's way too soon.. 🐾🐺🐾

[@oddfielder]

I was scared of the 911 joke… 😬, but it worked.

[@estebanhenriquez3491]

I love how he switched it up on 9/11. On the other side of the screen I was really thinking: “Dear God, no… Too soon, too soon!” 😂

[@jaclynscott2588]

This guy is adorable!!

[@erikapeterson9006]

You are Amazing!!! Thank you so much!

[@josephthomas2226]

that was a GREAT set! gotta see this guy again - SOON!

[@mysteriousplankton]

Very funny. Very very funny.

[@Chicken_Little_Carnivore]

This was great! 😂

[@dawnebritton-estrada2046]

Thanks! I needed a good laugh to start my day and this was absolutely awesome!! Thanks for being real.

[@senecaaurelius1811]

Bro had me in the first 30 seconds. 😂

[@plaintiveplainvanilla9729]

Excellent!

[@pamelameckley5040]

The pope joke - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wallygoots]

So brilliant!

[@ashleysnow7470]

Beautifully delivered!! 😂

[@markinator8826]

Very Funny!!

[@biggiejerseysTV]

I’m not into singing comedians/comedy but he had some good jokes in there.

[@lovepeacejoyhappiness]

Nice to hear some president bashing that's actually true and called for

[@johnasher5684]

4:50 losing his train of thought lol. I been there.

[@shibalover54]

Maybe that was a joke...........

[@johnasher5684]

@shibalover54 regardless I was sympathizing and enjoying not making fun of him. So, if you assumed ill intent, you were wrong.

[@declamatory]

I had to pause after each one so I could laugh a lot!

[@ThomasGolgoski]

Really good stuff

[@1975normal]

Excellent Comic❤🙏😆😆😆😂😂😂made me cry

[@_s827]

listened to the first bit and instalntly scrambled for the like button

[@TheFiddle101]

Terrific!! Not too soon at all!

[@shelbywoo3229]

This was great!

[@yorintrabul]

"... nothing says comedy like 'You're grounded, young lady!'..." SKILLz!

[@awsum777]

You know this man has a powerful gift of music and he should write songs he has an ability to make beautiful music I love the changes on the guitar and the sound he brings forth and if he will take the music and write the lyrics and put it out there I believe that he's going to be well known not just for comedy but his gift of music that the Lord has put in him

[@staceypage8111]

This is an odd thing to post here! The whole thing about him being a musician lyricist is weird when you just saw him as a standup comedian. The Lord doesn’t give people only talents like music and singing. He also gives some spirituality, kindness, and the ability to make most people laugh is a huge gift. What gifts do you believe He has put into you

[@BlueRidgeCommentary]

Have we "healed" from JFK's Vice President covering up that headshot 🤔

[@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604]

We need 3 hours of this guy....

[@Trijem]

Or at least One full hour?

[@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604]

@@Trijem anything is better than this short clip...

[@Frejborg]

The quality of the audience vocals was great! Nice set. :)

[@dylanmorrison8516]

Best one yet ! Thanks D B

[@davidtyler-ul9vw]

This guy's comedy music routine is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep up the good work!

[@FigaroHey]

Took the Mormons awhile to get the white smoke reference...

[@b-radsadventures6846]

Brilliant. Loved it.