ok hear me out...

I believe I can

[@mexasazes3329]

10k views in 24 hours!?!?!? Edit: I’m sorry I must of blinked 30k views!?!?!?!? Edit AGAIN: 50k VIEWS!?!?!?!? Where are you guys coming from FINAL EDIT: 100K!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The Return of The Edits: 500,000!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I love you guys!!! In all seriousness though, thank you guys so much this is actually insane much love to everybody❤

[@KRATOS_GOW1055]

88323

[@bonez9507]

Did you blink again 100k coming soon

[@lulusobel8643]

Wait is this about the girl or Paracelsus?

[@mrd35pa1r6]

blink once more and you're almost at 150

[@godof7881]

LISTEN HERE YOU RETARD

[@mikelonduckguey]

Why would I want to fix her? There's nothing to fix. The only problem here is that I'm not a 6 foot tall sentient key.

[@ronaldedge3317]

Mic drop.😎😎😎😎😎

[@fortidogi8620]

well. get on that

[@skillissuegodfist228]

They can fix here, but i ca fu-

[@timelordthemaster]

​@@skillissuegodfist228 aaand that's the right option 🌝🫰

[@Artemi22]

I thought he was taller

[@MaskofFayt]

She certainly keeps her husband under lock and key.

[@thehighwind511]

that joke is lame and i love it

[@lancesmith8298]

@@thehighwind511…you think the two of them practice lock and ball torture

[@bittyb0t]

lore-wise she is literally exactly why his form is a key

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

@@lancesmith8298 LMAO

[@canaldopessimista9022]

BAAAAA DUUMMMMM TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@fortidogi8620]

>attractive woman HEAR ME OUT

[@crazyfanboy16]

Nah this time it makes sense. She’s clearly clinically insane and at best the exact opposite of an ideal romantic partner. Im into it doh.

[@SleepyPj]

That's just half of it. Attractive with a side of mental illness

[@thefutureisbread]

>sexy woman you have zero chance of ever getting with if she was real OKAY HEAR ME OUT..

[@garlicc1594]

the key however,

[@brkp-mt9jc]

@@garlicc1594 come on dawg.

[@skillissuegodfist228]

Paracelsus smile is diamond

[@Blaze_Raven]

Paracelsus: I'm in danger.

[@sam_in_the_corner642]

Paracelsus with a grill!?

[@drmntpibb]

is unbreakable, one might say

[@strwbrry_kiko]

@@drmntpibbJOJO REFERENCE??

[@necro-claud6370]

No it's teeth

[@vampireguy24]

Me with that information: 🔑

[@russiandog6889]

That information is key to make her love you

[@mexasazes3329]

😂

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

I just read "me with that *key* information"

[@axeboys1004]

Time to lock the doors and hop on incognito mode…

[@andrusreed3745]

✏️

[@Nerium_Aquifolium]

She's so me, man. I can't believe I have a crush on a giant key

[@mexasazes3329]

😂

[@paracelsus_aba]

I think everyone I know has a crush on Paracelsus. It's only fair you have one too.

[@cobaltlune5937]

AAHHHGGHHH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I RELATE TO HER SM

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

Same 😤

[@Fluzzyshark-tp4lw]

Finally! Someone said it!

[@mastertjt56]

Her animations are cute and goofy, perfect for a crazy lady

[@joshuah1968]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy.

[@mexasazes3329]

You can tell arcsys had fun bringing her back and I love it!

[@Jerrowashere]

​@@joshuah1968 crazy? I was crazy once

[@macarci1006]

@@Jerrowashere They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

@@macarci1006 Crazy? I was crazy once…

[@yiggy9644]

Never wanted to be a six foot sentient key more in my life

[@yiggy9644]

@mikelonduckguey

[@goffy.girly12]

OMG SO TRUE😭

[@numberonebowiedefender]

i want HIM. i want THE KEY.

[@cobaltlune5937]

SAME (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

I couldn’t do anything today because I was thinking of him 😩

[@Tefezilla]

Here you drop this *REST IN PEACE*

[@BZ3RKK]

1:16

[@miaoumiaou3100]

Sooooo fucking real I NEED HIM

[@samtheballoon1522]

You people have to stop trying to say “hear me out” to conventionally attractive women. You gotta start saying it to fucked up shit. You know DAMN WELL he was not saying it about Paracelsus.

[@1986Hikaru]

He talking about the key.

[@lancesmith8298]

General rule of thumb: “hear me out” is reserved for monsterfuckers and people who are desperately down bad for a completely unknown background character so obscure that rule 34 implodes on itself

[@DubiousDubs]

Attractive is more than looks. This woman is a deeply deranged lunatic who is sexually attracted to a key. Id say that counts as weird, regardless of her appearance.

[@randomperson5289]

You dont know he was talking about aba paracelcus is pretty handsome just look at his face and tell me hes not adorable

[@thebigm8052]

Like when I said it to elephant Mario 😊

[@firespirit383]

Honestly i wouldn't purely because they're both such a genuinely cute couple. Like 0:58 is absolutely adorable

[@darlinqq_]

Fr ite even cute when paraculsus actually wants to make the relationship healthier, dude goes blue and its adorable

[@mranchovy6003]

I want to be her, cause Paracelsus is cool

[@mr.wizbiz.2917]

DAS WHAT IM SAYING

[@lexcreature7488]

Nah fam i wanna fuck that damn key

[@xoLoveTruelySucksxo]

Legit question, is Paracelsus a word play on Paris Hilton?

[@necro-claud6370]

​@@xoLoveTruelySucksxono, it's wordplay on name Paracelsus

[@jollyimposter]

Hm, yes, the Paracelsus is made of Paracelsus

[@Fluffycakez5]

Omg you’re right… No wonder why she simps for a Key Paracelsus is a BADDIE 🥵🥵🥵

[@nonelol4098]

So real😌🔥

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

Paracelsus can pick my lock 🥵

[@buttered_bread_the_cat]

​@@Myopinionisntvalidbut😰

[@aguynamelex3146]

nono i agree with you 100% the cake, the smile, and their design i too would do Paracelsus

[@calliecature]

I could hear Aba gasp 😂

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

😂

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

Amazing taste.

[@goffy.girly12]

100% I HAVE to cosplay as Paracelsus fr

[@FunkyExistence]

I have a crush on a 6ft sentient demon key. Not the weirdest, honestly.

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

At least you didn’t have a crush on Gerbo from Bugbo 😭🤚

[@FunkyExistence]

@@Myopinionisntvalidbut Gerbo is nothing compared to the horrors I simp for

[@FuckingDew]

​@@FunkyExistence Same. I simp for a green stick

[@durratulaishah3703]

​@@FunkyExistence please list out all of things you simp for 🙏

[@durratulaishah3703]

​@@FuckingDew lemme guess, green guy from roblox happy friends right?

[@dombelly3343]

That key man, I wish I was her

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

Me too 🥺

[@sukura__blooms8189]

THEY WAY HE SHUDDERS AND BLUSHES AT THE LAST CLIP. Damn… I could take both

[@mexasazes3329]

Right!!!

[@whynato-7142]

...in a fight,right?

[@TygerHillis]

@@whynato-7142No, in a threesome.

[@gr43-m]

in a fight, RIGHT?

[@tttttttttttttttp12]

IN A FIGHT RIGHT

[@Voc_spooksauce]

What do you mean hear me out? She's attractive as hell, nothing wrong about it

[@user-zs9ux1ru8u]

Crazy--never fuck with it

[@randomperson5289]

Shes in love with a key and very toxic

[@faveless]

it's for the key

[@boney4947]

Glad to see Darwinism still works in human society despite our position as apex predators

[@Novictus]

Nah. She creepy

[@smugs7011]

"Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beast..." -Narrator

[@xavierpeterson7139]

Insert horned up beast. “Yep this is the problem with mankind we raised ho’s that wanna ride keys now,not the government taking our money and f’ing us any time they can it’s these ho’s man.”

[@MrLeast7000]

“Heaven or hell”

[@UwUImShio]

So true

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

"Let's rock."

[@christineclement8771]

LMFAOO PARACELCUS' SMILE LOOKS LIKE THOSE FACE FILTERS😭

[@mexasazes3329]

😂

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

She is perfect.

[@mexasazes3329]

100% agree!!!

[@garlicbreadstick404]

He*

[@cocochan_3]

​@@garlicbreadstick404 bro wtf are you smoking

[@garlicbreadstick404]

@@cocochan_3 Paracelsus is life

[@cocochan_3]

@@garlicbreadstick404 This ain't about him smh

[@cactoose2]

my brother in christ she is in love with the key.

[@chromerotica]

im also in love with the key. give me both of em

[@TheBananamonger]

I wanna be the key to her lock

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

And so am I 😍🔑

[@UniEvolute]

aren't we all

[@objectiveice573]

if I was fighting her I would be like "maam, we are in a fight please stop grinding the sentient and possibly demonic key"

[@MRUHEMU]

That's her husband lmao

[@objectiveice573]

@@MRUHEMU im aware but its a fight rn

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

Not possibly. Is demonic.

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

​​@@MRUHEMUYes, but we're in public. Have some common decency.

[@lifeforceken]

This lady and sora should never under any circumstance meet.

[@mexasazes3329]

😂

[@SaltedFlake]

I have never heard of nor played this game a day in my life but that sentient key got me feeling a certain way

[@mexasazes3329]

Game: Guilty Gear Strive Character: A.B.A

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

If he’s a Key then I’m a lock 🤤 and I need my safety pins pressed

[@greydog2661]

That's wild💀

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 😩

[@_sushiisdead]

ngga what

[@PhatRaaat]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@MeltedW4T_3R]

that is the most wildest comment that i just saw in a damn while

[@No-yu9jj]

Ok hear me out Paracelsus can get it

[@darlinqq_]

i can take them both (not in a fight)

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

​@@darlinqq_ Best take by far.

[@tatiblack6087]

I want to weld a giant key like him tbh

[@jellyslimes4917]

am i the only one simping over Paracelsus instead of A.B.A 😭

[@Dont_do_drugz_kidz]

No. Let’s die by aba together.

[@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy]

Nah, same

[@thewoomyconnoisseur]

Never in my life have I ever wanted to be a large cartoon Key then right now

[@mexasazes3329]

You and me both brother you and me both

[@Dont_do_drugz_kidz]

Same. If I can’t have what I want I will become it.

[@TenshiYerlin]

I want that key as a weapon to be honest. Who doesnt want a key that huge which can transform into some other forms at will?

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

0:35 that’s her movement she just hauls him towards you💀 I don’t play guilty gear, but bro, they got some interesting movement for a fighting game

[@Tainira94]

ngl, that key kinda fine.

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

I wanna bring him to my room~

[@julia_peach4938]

Hear me out on Paracelsus

[@BloomBlanche]

Ok but the key... Hear me out on the key

[@thefandomchild777]

nah man, a Hear Me Out would be about the key

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

0:39 nah he’s too fine I can’t resist😩

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

0:19 her legs are convulsing and changing shape😭

[@epixeph2686]

Even better 😏

[@TygerHillis]

The yams

[@gambious]

“I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.”

[@mimikvoid9425]

Same

[@Morty143]

0:57 i like how the sync with each other

[@nahir5684]

I love Paracelsus' voice

[@bluesoda6379]

You're absolute right. Would Paracelsus 😍

[@notthebayang408]

The way Paracelsus shuddered >

[@user-hh2el9ws4s]

Some mfs out here would want a woman like aba. Meanwhile im out here wanting that key. I don't care why or how it speaks. THATS ALOT OF GOLD AND THAT SELLS FOR ALOT!

[@mooseboose656]

Apparently he’s already taken

[@SeaYaL8er]

Don't let a.b.a hear you say that.😅

[@user-hh2el9ws4s]

If y'all think that's gonna stop me. It won't I would go into there yank that key. And sell it and dip.

[@DissedRedEngie]

Steal Paracelcus and sell him to A.B.A. It's a perfect loop

[@SeaYaL8er]

@@DissedRedEngie I think she'd rather kill you then take the key back

[@button9584]

Hear me out on that key

[@MacabreBoomerang]

"A.B.A. is keysexual" Me turning into a key:

[@mexasazes3329]

😂

[@gunviolence.6789]

The voice actor is going so fucking hard.

[@calliecature]

The VA must be having fun. Imagine being told, "Now, I want you to sound like you're crazy down bad for a key." I'd be having fun too.

[@pizzarolls9979]

That shit makes me hard

[@cocochan_3]

Me too

[@sugoi694]

I was too

[@BreadbreadCharles]

That's what she said.

[@RonTheArtist15]

I want Paracelsus so bad

[@Yinoh99373]

I’m getting soul eater vibes here.

[@mexasazes3329]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that lol

[@martyrmaid]

Not going to lie wasn't expecting that noise to come out of the key.

[@crustaceanking3293]

fun fact: Both of them ended up working through their toxic relationship and agreed to be better people together (For context, Para manipulated ABA at a vulnerable point cus he literally feeds on blood, and used her to provide him with sustenance).

[@abober955]

i want to be him

[@расистский]

I have the same thing with my axe it speaks to me ive had it for 10 years and its helped me cope with my schizophrenia

[@расистский]

I couldn't live without it I always feel like someone is trying to take it from me that's why I live alone in the woods it's always so quiet

[@KATinBLACK]

She doesn’t need to be fixed

[@bread4787]

OH.. I THOUGHT UHM.. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE KEY 💀

[@Red_Stinger208]

“I CAN FIX HER” DAWG A KEY ALREADY DID

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

Paracelsus can pick my lock~

[@mexasazes3329]

Oh my😳

[@CrocvsGator]

Are we talking ABA or Paracelsus?

[@mr.wizbiz.2917]

both

[@bruhxbruh9272]

Yes

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

Yes.

[@r3nzzy_]

i want the key dude ngl

[@Creepo_J]

I transform into keyblade

[@Sntpepona]

Paracelsus? IM HEARING YOU

[@ph4NT0m_phonk]

Paracelsus my new favorite character ong

[@DraidtheSpacePirate]

I want them both not even gonna lie 😭

[@just_someone6058]

I love A.B.A so much bro-

[@mexasazes3329]

Right! She is so adorable!!!

[@just_someone6058]

Mhm!

[@justanotherwolf9222]

The only one who can fix her is Paracelsus

[@Fiction_Supreme]

god i wish that were me.

[@kiibothebestboi7764]

Yeah, Paracelsus is cool

[@fischio-gc-hides5994]

SHE'S RIDING A LIVING DEMON KEY💀

[@electro_Sidr]

He's voice (Paraselcuc) >>>>>>>>>>❤❤❤

[@Cat-silly]

One of the most loving relationships I’ve ever seen

[@Arc-ug7dc]

Idk who this character is but I’m obsessed

[@mexasazes3329]

Her name is A.B.A a character from the guilty gear franchise, who recently is the new character to play in Guilty Gear Strive

[@sugoi694]

You and me both, ever since I discovered A.B.A yesterday I just kept finding more content from guilty gear. I am literally so obsessed with a game I've never played.

[@Ghostly_scarf]

I want to get into this game, so I had my friend explain the gist with each character, and when he got to this one, he said “the key is her husband don’t question it”

[@mexasazes3329]

LOL he’s not wrong😂

[@thedivided_one]

shes getting it.. DOMAIN EXPANSIONS INFINITE BACKSHOTS MALEVOLENT FRONTSHOTS

[@mexasazes3329]

Oh my 😳

[@thedivided_one]

@@mexasazes3329 only a few select of backshotters/frontshotters know this technique... horny technique:THICKEST WHITE

[@Ufffdeezuu446u]

The key too ngl

[@thedivided_one]

@@Ufffdeezuu446u true true Good peg victim

[@VirgilSonofSparda]

Who the hell would want her? Me asf: 🔑

[@jy840]

Okay the key lookin cute tho ☺️

[@reptopia2848]

I can’t believe I have to be a crazy lady to get with that key :(

[@silvanatteveld6637]

He’s perfect

[@vicenteveragarasapiain]

Smash....both, next question

[@PhatRaaat]

THANK YOU

[@elevate07]

You can't fix her

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

Fix what?🤨

[@stephaniegiacco7524]

Cause’ Paracelsus already has

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

What's there to fix?

[@itsmethecoolguy]

"ok guys hear me out..." and there's nothing to hear out and it's just a pretty lady

[@thebombbeast6465]

Hear me out fellas

[@oop8784]

They’re actually pretty cute

[@mexasazes3329]

That’s what I’m saying

[@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER]

1:14 the “hear me out” bro memes start here

[@Kuhory.]

Some people want to be that Key, and others want to be that Girl 😈

[@mexasazes3329]

Oh my😳

[@dumbdead8835]

Can’t believe this giant key is better with women than I am

[@mexasazes3329]

You and me both my guy…

[@Okina_Mattara]

Fix her? I wan't he to do whatever she wants with me as long as she keeps me with her

[@thehappiestchaos]

So im the only one who understands her, I mean- Para is very cute

[@yourweirdplant]

She can fix me. She can fix me. She can fix me. She can fix me.

[@panzertank938]

You cannot fix her For she already has someone who has the "Key" to her heart

[@user-ep7ye3im9w]

Im starting to think people aren't joking about being attracted to Paracelsus

[@Badex_1313]

Idk man, people can even simp on a rock

[@user-ep7ye3im9w]

@@Badex_1313 Yeah but he's flat on one side and sharp on the other, than you're just stuck with a weird key and I doubt A.D.A will tell you her method

[@miaoumiaou3100]

I am not joking one bit hes like a bunny 🐰 with those ears hes so cute dude I would kiss him

[@user-ep7ye3im9w]

@@miaoumiaou3100 He's a key. Blud that is a object.

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

​@@user-ep7ye3im9wso?

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS TO MY YOUNGER COUSIN HELP

[@mexasazes3329]

LMAO

[@Dont_do_drugz_kidz]

What did they say?

[@user-dy8us1qn4n]

They took the key to paradise to whole new level 😂

[@carlbrown1000]

That key needs to blink twice if he needs help.

[@Sideboysjr]

“Bro I swear I can fix her.”

[@mexasazes3329]

I CAN!!!!!

[@Dont_do_drugz_kidz]

No. She is married. Paracelsus did that already.

[@Sh1v3rIZAE]

can i be the key?

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

If you’re the key, can you pick my lock? 🤤

[@Sh1v3rIZAE]

@@Myopinionisntvalidbut what in the hell

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

@@Sh1v3rIZAE If anyone asks, I said nothing

[@user-ep7ye3im9w]

Can I be A.B.A?

[@MeaninglessThoughts.]

@@MyopinionisntvalidbutI ask to say nothing but the voices don’t agree with me so here we are.

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

I love her animation where she is looking to the side and thinking while Paracelsus does the same it's nice seeing her and him interact somewhat normally.

[@shitpostcat3304]

Ladies and gentleman, you can NOT fix her.

[@antoniary]

1:16 paracelsus whimpering timestamp youre welcome

[@etarers6423]

Bro was not whimpering. He busted

[@vividd8246]

I want BOTH of them. I want the DELUXE package

[@izurukamukura9095]

1:14 how that one homie acts when 20 dollars is brought into the equation

[@nanaminanachu]

I like how cute they are in 0:59