Doctor = Funk Beat english ver. 【Oktavia】ドクター＝ファンクビート 【英語で歌ってみた】

i lived bitch (ALSO MY CHINESE IS VERY BAD IM SORRY I PROMISED I TRIED MY BEST THO)
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Lyrics: bit.ly/39BAYB9
As always you can use them! They are based on ForgetfulSubs' translation (and thank you Myo for overlooking my lyrics and everything you're the best ;v;)
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Hey everyone! I know it's been a bit since my last cover. I can explain. Firstly, the week after my last cover, I had to go in for wisdom teeth surgery. So obviously I was in no condition to sing for a bit after that. But then I also let myself get so wrapped up in the drama that shortly followed the week after... And for a while I kind of just felt like I should quit doing this whole thing for good, since I felt so sad every time I tried to record something. Buuut I guess in the end I really can't escape Vocaloid hell. Also, I realized how great of friends I really have in this community, as they all helped me to feel better. So I'm here still. Sorry.
...And with this I have finally covered a song from my favorite producer (tied with Neru). B y e
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♫ Credits ♫
Vocals/Sub/Mix: Oktavia
Music/Lyrics: nyanyannya (nicovideo.jp/mylist/36713618)
Illustration: Yokanko (nicovideo.jp/mylist/26343197)
Video: Hara (nicovideo.jp/mylist/39912300)

[@Forgetfulsubs]

AAPLEASE admit me to your clinic Dr Funkytavia Beat

[@OktaviavonSeckendorff8]

I promise you're first on the list! 🏥

[@eldritchcatgirl]

you have been diagnosed with no bitches

[@ruikirisame1744]

seriously, am i the only who thinks this could be sang in a broadway musical?

[@f0xtr0t-43]

You're not alone...

[@whynowhy6980]

The entire lead princess of a colorless world was design to be like a musical so that’s makes sense

[@Dani-it9vc]

@@whynowhy6980 yeah yeah so true

[@axuwu6939]

@@whynowhy6980 I'd hand over my soul itself to Doctor Funk Beat in exchange for this series being turned into a musical

[@_Nora_Universe_]

Yes it could

[@Kat-zh9cn]

Doctor Funk Beat sounds like some kind of drug dealer. Sign me up!

[@gingermcgingin1733]

I bet he's real good friends with Dr. Feelgood & Mr. Brownstone

[@hattalebem]

The fact this is accurate is fucking hilarious

[@OktaviavonSeckendorff8]

My phone is freaking out on me so I accidentally pressed the remove button instead of 'reply'. Just wanted to say if you don't see your comment that is why! ;;

[@kiring2297]

It's okay Oktavia- I understand :,)

[@starvale2933]

*Doctor=Funk Beat lyrics* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You want happiness? Be my guest! Those of you still feelin’ Daown, left in a fruitless pursuit, best come on now ‘Cause if the West mess. left your hands, then in your next life you’ll get a chance But if Xi’s trapped in a cage, then I’m afraid that it’s too late My diagnosis is psychosis from bird-less bluephoria Paranoid, where’s the choice? In withdrawal? Call! You want happiness and quick? Got it! Magic? Not magic! Y’see, my protocol is all medical! Take the ticker, and cadaver, safe on the stretcher, find your place! Another call? (Yes, my doctor!) A medi-call? (Yes, my doctor!) Impressed, and yet the best is next! Witness finesse of a great genius! (GET ON!) Doctor = Funk Beat! Lead me, I’m ready! Sir Actor, are you sure it hurts? ‘Cause it’s your conscience that you swore was sore! Doctor = Funk Beat! Now how are we, lady? Don’t have to tell me, I’m aware that the world isn’t fair One vaccine and you’ll be Happy! Happy! You want happiness? Be my guest! If you can clutch the golden touch, the fingertips of Midas, To unhappiness, it becomes medicine (DUMB DOWN!) The universe, in small terms, is overrun by depression I wonder if they’ll slumber, all the hypocrites alongside it! Love? Near love! Just one chemical more, then the lab door! Take the ticker, and cadaver, safe on the stretcher, find your place! You feelin’ the joy? (Yes, my doctor!) Feel it in your joynts? (Yes, my doctor!) Expect the rest to stress and guess, worthless, except for the Great! Great! Great genius! (GET ON!) Doctor = Funk Beat! Round spree, I’m ready! Well I hate to say this miss, but it won’t mend. The problem is your brainless head! Doctor, help me! Sicklings are rowdy If you feel the euphoria isn’t quite enough, then Bum from someone to be Happy! Happy! Next number, it’s now your turn! Magic? Not magic! (Magic? Not magic!) Rèliè huānyíng? Nǎinai de! (Rèliè huānyíng? Nǎinai de!) Another call? (Yes, my doctor!) A medi-call? (Yes, my doctor!) Careless? Upset? No sweat! I bet you’ll get all set when sent and left beside a Great! Great! Great! Great! Great genius! (GET ON!) Doctor = Funk Beat! See, I had a dream Every single soul was smiling, what a lying, only dying deluSHOW! I’d say that realm is also called hell, but never mind that Let’s get on track, what was it that you asked? Oh right! “Where’s cloud nine?” Well, somewhere with a fee! Come on, it’s your time, the next in line, please don’t be shy, let me put you at ease! Oh trapped princess Lidya, it’s your turn to come! Hold on a second… Oh my! I let it slip from my mind! Nǐ hǎo! Look now! There’s your happiness, so come and get it! If you want to show your thanks, make sure to appreciate The clever Doctor = Funk Beat! Great genius! (Great genius!) You want happiness? Be my guest!

[@karmakinsmen1808]

Thank you! I've always wanted to know what the Chinese translation was.

[@flashdelirivm]

HOW DO YOU SING SO FAST AND IT STILL SOUNDS SO CLEAR FNSJCNSCJENGDS

[@jpmakestunes]

miss oktavia has single-handedly cured me of all physical and mental ailments...anxiety? cancelled! stuffy nose? cleared up! depression? whom?!?!? . . . . actually tho this was incredible as always slay it mommy

[@SadieStreams]

I know I'm late but the fact you chose to make 2:48 a high note pleases me to no end

[@graceforrest3024]

AHHHHHHHH OKTAVIA MY GOD MY EARS HAVE OBTAINED TRUE HAPPINESS

[@feralfauna_]

DOCTOR = FUNK BEAT WAS WRONG ALL ALONG TRUE HAPPINESS CAN BE FOUND IN OKTAVIA'S SINGING

[@-indigo-8769]

I physically jumped for joy and slammed my body against a wall seeing this show up thank you Lord

[@feralfauna_]

YES me too I think I almost started hyperventilating ahaha

[@meowshmelo]

your username is gold, lmao

[@starvale2933]

What The Dingle dong I ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS

[@notgray88]

ouch

[@alicepersson9568]

Where's Waldo: insane doctor edition! In the picture, can you find: A red eyed snake? (easy) A big spine? (easy) Test tubes? (easy-medium) A small sloth monkey thing? (easy-medium) A siren/megaphone-looking speaker thing? (medium) A tiny drawn duck? (medium) Small animal skulls hanging on a string (medium) Planks boarding up a doorframe? (medium) Two gas masks? (medium-hard) A present? (medium-hard) A frog in a cupboard? (medium-hard) A gecko lizard boy? (hard)

[@zoozbuh]

This is incredible. You're incredible

[@AcousticMiguel]

sup zooz

[@gottabesandi]

This girls voice sounds like the color of gold. I don’t know how else to describe it.

[@meowshmelo]

hail to Oktavia von Seckendorff ;_;

[@clover6573]

At first, I wasn't a huge fan of this song- -Twenty replays later is a whole different story (Amazing cover BTW, Your voice is flawless)

[@inactive6167]

Actually same

[@Mutuki-ld7rk]

今この瞬間まで見付けられなかった事をこの上なく後悔してる それぐらいサイコー

[@HikaruHikariKage]

The Vocaloid fandom seems to be having a lot of drama/negativity lately (and internet/fandom in general too...) which is sad, since for me it's always been a source of joy. Your well-being should take top priority, but I'm very grateful for your contributions to this community, you're so incredibly talented.

[@lightmined]

I keep hearing doctor fuck me whenever this shows up on a mix.

[@semiragaming7372]

I don't think my obsession for this song will ever end like every few months I just keep coming back to this specific version for the powerful vocals

[@MOTHHMAN]

SAME

[@kreepskun4828]

i'M PRETTY SURE I'D DIE IF YOU LEFT SO PLEASE DONT YOU'RE MY FAVORITE KZbin SINGER LIKE EVER

[@OktaviavonSeckendorff8]

aaa i'm so grateful you've been supporting me for so long!!! (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

[@MapleGregs]

HOW DID I MISS THIS Alright Medi-call wins best pun 2017

[@Madmushroom64]

This beat is funky indeed and you rocked it!

[@AkaneSasuSora]

this is heckin rad

[@lahnhedberg3403]

Hey no swearing, this is a christian comment section.

[@feralfauna_]

It's a branch of Christianity called the Church of Oktavia.

[@fallingcrane1986]

N O T O N M Y H E C C I N C H R I S T I A N M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

[@anikhachatryan6983]

Bro I literally recently found out about your channel from you brain revolution girl cover and I already thought you were a goddess like a second in and then I remembered this song today and found this. Keep up the good work and you made my day.

[@user-jq9dj3qw6j]

カッコイイ…！！ 英語分からんから英訳がどのくらいすごいのかは分からないけど、 リズムあっててカッコよく歌ってて英語でってかっこいい要素しかなかった…！

[@nogh-gh7uc]

それな

[@asumi11261]

@@nogh-gh7uc 確かに

[@cryingtea9288]

Please don't stress yourself. If you still need to relax from everything that happened a few weeks ago then relax, remember that! We can wait for you! Amazing cover as always, by the way!

[@paranoiacomplex9680]

Oktavia = Great genius

[@heath8358]

The way you can catch up to the beat is insane

[@cookie4231]

THOSE LYRIC PUNS MAKE ME SO HAPPY HECK YEAH DOKUTAH FUNK BEAT

[@tanbearine]

WIG: completely snatched great job!!!!

[@smolhermit207]

OMG YASS GREAT COVER!!!

[@professionaldaisypusher]

I’m super late, but I think this song is trying to say that happiness doesn’t come for free, even if it’s easy to get, like how we can cure sicknesses time after time, but the medicine to heal it isn’t free.

[@lxvendercloudii]

well its a character song so idk

[@katiew912]

Oh shit the last chorus gave me goosebumps

[@pomegranatejelly9767]

This song sounds like it's about a doctor selling medical cannabis under the table to people who for whatever reason couldn't go to a psychiatrist to get a prescription.

[@whomst855]

I know this is 3 years late but holy shit this fits too well

[@Monicaferarah]

This is a great cover, I really like your lower range.

[@Dunder-P]

I MUST hear Fraulien=Biblioteca in your voice.

[@gingermcgingin1733]

Good news

[@jamthemighty5516]

When you just came out of a psychotic Episode and you find this song . AAAAHHHHHH but good song good singing xd

[@valxena9640]

GOD THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING BOP

[@Inumaru12]

Wow, you killed this cover; its amazing! Thanks so much for this amazing cover and I hope you're doing well!!

[@katiew912]

This is incredible oh my god

[@thearsonistofarland3087]

Getting an appendectomy never sounded this heavenly

[@ikami_s]

I guess you are tired of hearing but I want to say that you have a wonderful voice. I love your voice. Also I love this cover so much.

[@OktaviavonSeckendorff8]

Oh I promise I never get tired of hearing the nice things you all have to say!!! It honestly makes me feel so happy, I'm glad you enjoyed my cover!

[@bug_boy]

All kaito wants to do is help

[@quetzal6293]

*Tap dancing intensifies*

[@trippihippie7909]

Ahhhhhh for the passed hour I have had this on repeat ahah. I absolutely adore it. 😍

[@lauranadia0]

i love how all the thumbnails look next to each other also I love this song so much I've been listening to it on repeat almost the whole day

[@clement9782]

I love it so much ... Fuck you're ear candy Oktavia, and also a challenge because I try to learn every lyrics and to sing them, and it's hard because it's fast and i'm not native english, I love it ! Thanks for sharing your art on youtube !

[@rollbread1316]

YES!!!!! MISS OKTAVIA HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! \o/ \o/ \o/ amazing cover as always!! you're one of the most skilled in the youtaite community imo, and i'm super super glad you've decided not to quit ;o; even if you try to leave, vocahell will drag you back by the ankles............

[@Sol-fn5cf]

UM THIS IS AMAZING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ENGLISH COVER FOREVER AND YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT

[@lordadorable7362]

The Doctor will see you now, the always eccentric, insane, and definitely genius Dr. Funkbeat.

[@janessac.2169]

Jesus! This cover is soooooo good! It's up to tempo, the lyrics are great, and it's super fast. I love it. I love it. I love it.

[@user-qb3ty7tz8x]

かっこいい……

[@TheVampireviolet]

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COVER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH US!!!!!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ANY MORE FROM THIS SERIES/PRODUCER? IT'S GREAT EITHER WAY

[@OktaviavonSeckendorff8]

Ah thank you! And yes!! Nyanyannya is my favorite producer (tied with Neru) and I love this series so much, I want to cover every song in it eventually!

[@96weeb]

Oktavia von Seckendorff club=majesty next pls

[@kayotic_catgirl]

sof d'aurio AGREED THAT IS MY FAVOURITE NYANYANYA SONG! >v

[@wisvai279]

Mans seems fast. Saw- like- twelve patients in three minutes. Speedy.

[@jacepawplayz]

I can’t really tell what’s happening but I think I counted 6 (still fast, 30 seconds a patient)

[@CandiedAppleSlices]

FUCKIN SICKK!!!!!!! I adore this, I've never heard this song before so thank you for introducing me to it! You do very well at singing fast, your voice is clear and the lyrics flow really well nghfhghhh I love love love this I'm probably going to have it on repeat for at least a month

[@havencross_]

this is quite an old cover but holy shit dude you could beat me up and i would thank you

[@brdnfrd6420]

I'M CRYING YOU'RE SO PERFECT ILY also hope you feel better soon, oktavia!!

[@yumiya2536]

I don't like english covers much but this is just gold-

[@grim459]

It's INSANE how you're able to spit out so many words so clearly! This was a great cover

[@vlbonnie]

I don't think that man's ever been to medical school.

[@duvvang8664]

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD I LOVE WHEN OKTAVIA UPLOADS A NEW VIDEO

[@as-as6789]

英語版めっちゃカッコ良過ぎて気づいたら聞いてるわ_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

[@lemontealife]

I swear this cover only gets better the more I listen to it

[@Dani-it9vc]

Why do fans of this song sound like a cult lol Sign me up tbh

[@sleepysatan4021]

I absolutely love your covers so much ;; I already showed all your covers to all my friends, i hope you feel better and keep up the good work!

[@himajinkimoota]

プロセカの男性ボーカルがちょっと思ってたのと違くて歌ってみた探してたけどこれが1番カッコイイわ

[@revaryk6868]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS SUPER FAST SONG AND I'M JUST FREAKING OUT THAT SOMEONE MADE A COVER OF A NYANYANYA SONG AND I LOVE YOU OKTAVIA OKAY??? You also handled the Chinese part really well. The only thing you missed were the tones, which I don't blame you for, because those things are the hardest part of Chinese to get right. Excluding reading the symbols right.

[@jennygenova7656]

Oh, man. I'm REALLY glad you're back, I absolutely ADORE your covers! Thank you for making my day that much better!

[@kiwicool12345]

This song is amazing, your lyrics are amazing, your voice is amazing, this entire series is amazing, oh my gosh this is just amazing ♡

[@Jolteon39]

Ahhhhh... Your voice is so, so, so good! You have an amazing time handling both these gorgeous deep notes and brilliant high notes and I'm so jealous of it. And you can sing so darn fast, too. I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'll keep saying it as long as your covers exist and I can keep listening, but I'm so glad you take the time to record, mix, and share these covers for us to enjoy.

[@Noodelicious]

This is now my religion.

[@albertand2484]

Holy crap, you covered my favourite Kaito song, and you did an amazing job! ^_^

[@camillamrani6510]

I love how this channel makes me discover wonderful songs and I'm amazed of the effort you put in each songs you make. The song, the effects, the artwork everything is awesome !

[@wyssa7562]

Is it bad that I've learned this entire cover in less than 24 hours? Yes? Oh well...

[@user-cp1lj3bn3b]

i'm sad that you're not at a million subscribers yet with that wonderful voice

[@wingednotepad]

UPLOAD WHOA

[@corruptparacosm]

I diagnose Dr. Funk Beat with extreme narcissism.

[@justvibin1447]

(Kicks in door) I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

[@rengokumingi]

DarkVlogs Whaaatttt?!!?!!

[@OceanNightcore]

I was half asleep when I first listened to this and constantly thought it said in the chorus "daddy, help me" and I've honestly never been so confused...

[@user-dz3tm7rm7z]

My heart was beated fast by your voice from the start of this video!!!

[@jazminsayshi9853]

Everytime i listen to a cover, i just can't beleive your amazing range. Your voice is so good. Keep it up!

[@comicalcutie714]

This cover is amazing! I've never heard this song before and now I really love it-- !! Great work!

[@atomichearts9332]

oh hell yessss!! i love this song so much and you absolutely did it justice!! your voice is so amazing and emotional aaah

[@KiChanMi]

I hope you're feeling well currently! I love your covers, and I hope everything works out for you!

[@MichisDanglyAngly]

the goddess of song has blessed us with another upload i am cry so beautiful

[@user-tn8gw4mm2z]

かっこよ

[@2royalpengu2]

thank u for covering literally all of my niche fave songs, i owe you my life

[@averyhappynobody8822]

The goddess returns! This is a great cover! I hope the surgery went well!

[@checkpng]

I had this on repeat for the past 2 days. I love it still.

[@fuyuuhi6602]

*waves #1 flag* You are so amazinggg. You never cease to amaze me! You know so many unknown songs and always sing unconventional things AND I LOVE IT SO MUCHH

[@lemontealife]

Thank you so much for this cover! I'm glad you're feeling better now :)

[@ytkat2431]

This is absolutely amazing!!!! Favorite cover of this song

[@Jeremy-se1kp]

Ok i've listened to all of your covers like multiple times at this point and I'll have to say this is prolly in my top 5 ez This is so nice to listen to rly gud jobbu pls teach me tyvm

[@miirukuutiia9725]

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! And your cover of this song is awesome!! All of your covers are amazing!! You cover, like, every song I like!!! *bows down to your wonderful voice* OKTAVIA 🙏

[@forgetme6738]

Glad I woke up early to find this gem! Ahh! Love this! And hope you feel better! Hehe as a fan! We will support you x] (Love your covers)

[@nappingcactus1497]

Your voice is so strong. I just love listening to you sing.

[@MarieKyriney]

Wow! Youre really good at writing lyrics! I tried it myself before and i always have trouble with fast part/songs, but youre like a queen on those! Also when it comes to singing them too haha

[@wolfforthewin123]

Yet another amazing cover!

[@LotusHearted]

This makes me want a cover of Sister = Sect Rouge. Amazing as always.

[@simicar2525]

すこ。