Or you could give tickets to one of my upcoming shows!

[@TrueEarth2112]

Jim Gaffigan National Treasure.

[@thepatriot153]

I Absolutely Love It !!!!!!! Greatest bit Ever!!!!!! Merry Christmas! I’ll Drink to That! Thanks Jim!

[@maenad1231]

I didn’t need Jim to tell me I’m not normal 🤣. Yes I finished my holiday shopping I love fancy fruit & candy as a gift I want non-alcoholic wine as a gift cuz this is a dry/teetotal household I got my husband heavy metal merch socks as a stocking stuffed because he asked for them lol

[@user-oi9gl4lo6u]

Hilarious comedy from Jim is the best gift of all 🎉

[@docsmctink]

I’m excited for your show with Seinfeld …merry Christmas to me!! Can’t wait😍

[@Aaron-in7lt]

When are you coming to seattle? As for alcohol I haven't been drunk in nearly 30 years😮 but if you arrive in the big needle you'll have to buy me a mocktail.😊 I thought about you when I got my dad's gift I donated 30 bucks in his honor to the Veterans of Foreign Wars organization ❤ my gift this year is a Ramones t-shirt and a Chemical Brothers t-shirt. They look cool and they're an icebreaker with girls😊 as for your comedy gigs, break a leg we love you and I appreciate you exactly as you are😊

[@lolo-su6ig]

i'm asking santa for tickets to your show. never been, & jim's my favorite comedian!

[@mike74h]

If Santa watched this video, he isn't getting you tickets!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

I've seen you a few times LIVE... Always FANTASTIC... Merry Christmas, to You and Yours, Jim! You're definitely one of the GOATs!

[@Jewish-Mother-OY]

Love your work Jim! 🎉

[@joliepost5067]

I would love tickets to your show.😃 Jim Gaffigan is one of the greats.🎉

[@HoneyBadger938]

I'm giving this short but sweet video to Santa when I see him at the mall. ❤😅 Thank you Jim

[@WOK-YT-handle]

Watching your special is the first thing I am doing when I get back to the USA after Christmas!

[@bonwatcher]

I bought myself a gift for Christmas this year and it was... yes, a big ol' bottle of Jim Gaffigan's whiskey. He was even gracious enough to sign the bottle so someone at the recycling plant gets an empty bottle with his signature on it. A gift that gives twice, how wonderful is that? 🤣

[@NancySullivan-u2w]

we will just soak up all those Bubbly Christmas Wishes!

[@michellekenny9637]

❤ Jim, YOU and YOU alone make me laugh out loud and grin fron ear to ear!!! I am madly in love with you, have been for many years and will be forever!!! Not in a sexual way! (because I respect your wife and marriage!) You bring such joy to my life Jim!!! Thank you!!! My one and only wish on my "bucket list is to actually see you in person and meet you some day!!! All my best to you and your precious family!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@maryjocrane247]

Where do I send the alcohol????🤣

[@sandybell3369]

Jim, love you and your comedy. The cleanest, funniest and non-controversial comedian ever! Hands down, you are the best! 👍 and Gene of course

[@RobAnderssen]

Not just any alcohol, but FATHER TIME bourbon!

[@Frenchie.FireFox]

✨Pure Genius✨

[@paulmichaelstoia]

😂😂😂 "Like Most parents of teenagers...I am gonna need some of that poison "

[@genafinney8155]

Alcohol😂😂

[@raqueljones6607]

I would marry someone thoughtful enough to get me tickets to your show! Soul mate for sure!

[@1digitalwatcher697]

Best clean Comedian.

[@patricksquires77]

Don’t ruin it. Note: In a different recent time a entire booze bit would have been considered very controversial. 😂

[@luckrequired5382]

He is a great showerer. His baths aren't so good.

[@hillandfox3215]

Why is he cleen? Alcohol

[@1digitalwatcher697]

@@hillandfox3215 Jesus turned water into wine does that make him as you say UNCLEAN .

[@1digitalwatcher697]

@@patricksquires77 Even God turned water into wine NO JOKE .

[@thestocksource8393]

I saved this video, recorded it to a dvd, made multiple copies…. Thanks Jimmy G!, my Christmas shopping is done

[@terriemolinar1248]

Excellent idea…yes..alcohol…I’m stocking up on alcohol for any apocalyptic events…warm fuzzy feels for the terrors outside. Also gold is hard to eat🎉

[@Frenchie.FireFox]

:::::Cheers:::::

[@millertime7915]

A can of nuts ? Fruit cake? That says so much!

[@WholeLifeBoogie]

Lol😂 very good!

[@Grubbbee]

Jim - i heard alcohol is the breakfast of Champions. Can you confirm? Also:Cheers!

[@afaceinthecrowd3652]

Just ask Kris Kristofferson in Sunday Morning Comin' Down 🎶

[@pakuma3]

Ah, the old father time bourbon switcheroo

[@merrivideo]

Will you come to Peru? You were supposed to come on 2020.

[@pablot-r9402]

How loveable is Gaffigan? This is a bad video for his non drinking fans and he's still hilarious. ❤🎉

[@peterconner-estrada3431]

Jim, Jim, Jimmy ...I love food gifts cookies, gift cards restaurant or retail, I would love some warm socks. I'm 61 and I don't drink , never have. My dad was an abusive Alcoholic, beat us, chased us out of the house, had to sleep in cars at U-Totem and Circle K. Woke up many school mornings with a police officer flash light blinding me. It's horrible at 7 years old. Alcoholism is too real and so are the scars physical and mental.

[@ohh2752]

At first I'm like HAHA he's regifting but then i realize the joke is that it's actually a good idea cause you can always find someone who appreciates a bottle of booze

[@Jivolt]

The man mentions alcohol multiple times, yet not once does he mention his Fathertime bourbon. Class.

[@DerekTrowbridge]

are you coming to New Brunswick, Canada ?

[@johannafritz4255]

Hmmm…fruitcake or vodka ? Or the best gift would be a pair of tickets to your show. That’s what I’m asking Santa for!

[@susanstewart5194]

🥳🍸🍒

[@gracepeterson7483]

Jim Gaffigan, the Andy Rooney of 2024.

[@jannetteberends8730]

But I want Leonidas bonbons from Belgium.

[@Therapistmind]

Why not Philadelphia for people in Delaware, New Jersey or Pennsylvania we live in Delaware my husband loves your comedy 😢

[@virginiaamorebieta]

Do alcohol to everyone 😂

[@LightWorker37]

Your kids are growing up so fast! How are you still sane?! ALCOHOL! 😅

[@ichijofestival2576]

Much as I'd like to, I will *never* give Ticketmaster a dime-- or even buy secondhand anything that resulted in said dime being given to said Ticketmaster.

[@4B4Me]

Dude, I'm a recovering alcoholic.

[@davelanddesign]

🤣🍻🎁

[@TheTarrMan]

You're not playing in Peoria?

[@grantbayley6042]

Do dam funny

[@johnny-pe3ll]

😂😂😂

[@rainerandkatieniederoest825]

Ahhh... Alcohol... The cause of and solution to all life's problems.

[@Whimsy4fall]

Christmas gifts should only be parents giving gifts to their kids. And if you have a deep desire to just gift people. But, I don’t want anyone to buy me gifts cause I already bought myself everything I want. Jim, are you trying to sell your booze? But, booze is a gift for everyday. Not just Christmas.

[@ellonysman]

These guys are always marketing 😮😅

[@ellonysman]

952K subs....or is that your net pay😅

[@tracyedwards8171]

Lol

[@deathhancox]

But Jim, what if a bunch of other people already got them alcohol?

[@nilles3000]

well i did jim before this and yeh no nevermind..

[@litty4553]

Stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IvaTarleCoaching]

Yeah, alcohol as a joke. But you are promoting it. Some people ruin their lives with it, so keep that in mind...

[@nunyabiz6952]

Jim needs help. Don't slap his mom either. 🙏

[@melissaroe3376]

LMFAO

[@noahgabriel210]

Not too fond of your commercials

[@wallyd2d]

I could… but they would just laugh and say I’m not going to see that woke clown.