Miscellaneous Myths: Hermes

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He's fast! He's smart! He should really put on some pants! It's history's most marketable deity, Hermes himself!
(but red, who are those other two guys?)
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@thosegoodbois4594
@thosegoodbois4594 3 жыл бұрын
Hermes’ mom, looking at her newborn child for the first time: *hmmm, yes, I shall name you: pile of rocks*
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 жыл бұрын
It's cuz he ROCKS I'll see myself out
@kawaiikoffing
@kawaiikoffing 3 жыл бұрын
My sibling keeps joking about naming my eevee in Let's Go Haruki which they say means stone but translate says it's spring child. I wouldn't ming if it was stone though
@DevilCryno
@DevilCryno 2 жыл бұрын
I mean she did live in a cave
@pickedceasar1216
@pickedceasar1216 2 жыл бұрын
@@kawaiikoffing it would fit
@cobaltordinaire5219
@cobaltordinaire5219 Жыл бұрын
@@kawaiikoffing hey, at least they didn't name the Eevee Koishi
@rojaedavis8367
@rojaedavis8367 2 жыл бұрын
*Hermes:* God of merchants *Also Hermes:* God of thieves Great. So he's robbing me both legally and illegally.
@elizabethshaw7472
@elizabethshaw7472 2 жыл бұрын
Steals your stuff and sells it back.
@abby8982
@abby8982 2 жыл бұрын
I call it efficiency at its finest.💀👍
@hailanluu2169
@hailanluu2169 2 жыл бұрын
So basically Hermes is the God of Capitalism
@Adriel_Aviado
@Adriel_Aviado 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@WinterPains
@WinterPains Жыл бұрын
Hermes yhe Skyrim propaganda
@escapismatitsworst8838
@escapismatitsworst8838 3 жыл бұрын
No, but Apollo and Hermes having younger brother/older brother dynamic while Artemis is the oldest sister who thinks both are idiots is absolutely hilarious and somebody needs to write a book about it
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 Жыл бұрын
Screenshot time!
@bi_sky
@bi_sky Жыл бұрын
omg yesss
@midnightgamer2088
@midnightgamer2088 Жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@ponyfairyVania
@ponyfairyVania Жыл бұрын
And he stole his big brother's snacks. Seems like normal sibling fussing if on a godly scale.
@danilogondim9300
@danilogondim9300 Жыл бұрын
Lore Olympus
@TheDakkaman
@TheDakkaman 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t help but notice nobody’s made this observation yet: Hermes: Arguably the nicest, friendliest, and all-around most helpful of all the Olympians by a significant margin. Also Hermes: Literally murders and skins the first living creature he ever meets besides his mother to make an instrument like a damn sociopath.
@PolishAxolotl
@PolishAxolotl Жыл бұрын
Hestia: I'm joke to you?
@himum3429
@himum3429 Жыл бұрын
@@PolishAxolotl While she's technically the nicest, it's really only because she doesn't actually do anything. Whether it's good or bad, she kinda just chills and takes care of the family hearth. The Mythology doesn't really have many examples of her going out of her way to do stuff whereas Hermes does have that (sometimes bad but mostly good). He's an active hero whereas Hestia is more of a passive hero.
@leahsimi7259
@leahsimi7259 Жыл бұрын
no he ate a cow first then he murdered and skined a turtle
@elizabethshaw7472
@elizabethshaw7472 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Hermes can do that and still be considered one of the nicer Olympians just further demonstrates how messed up the other Olympians were.
@Mythmasyer4728
@Mythmasyer4728 Жыл бұрын
@@elizabethshaw7472 In his defense, he was an infant. So he hadn’t learned animals have feelings yet. Or that’s the excuse I’ve made up on the spot
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes did more as a fcking infant than I'll ever do in my lifetime. Damn what an icon.
@wombythewizard1673
@wombythewizard1673 5 жыл бұрын
Ace Coordinator Mary Well I mean he did have the ressources. Idk about you but I couldn't turn the hooves of a herd of cows by 180 degrees even if I wanted to. Also killing a turtle to turn it into a musical instrument? Not on my personal bucket list.
@nobertosanchez647
@nobertosanchez647 5 жыл бұрын
In that case let their be a sitcom staring Hermes and Mwindo as infants! It might be like rugrats but with gods and demigods! Like and reply if you agree and like.
@them.
@them. 4 жыл бұрын
@@wombythewizard1673 you could turn around a herd of cows hooves if you have enough brute force, a very compact space that was well guarded so the cows don't try to leave, and enough mental instability to maim a herd of cows
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 4 жыл бұрын
Ace Coordinator Mary heh Icon Cause.. cause he shows up as a symbol? Nice
@Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie
@Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie 4 жыл бұрын
Hey let’s spice it up Hermes did more as a one ☝️ year old then most political parties does under a hundred
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 жыл бұрын
"What's the Greek God you see the most influence of in your every day life?" *Me:* "Is it Hermes?" "Wrong! It's Hermes." *Me:* DAMMIT! If I had only known!
@desdinovaincarnate9703
@desdinovaincarnate9703 5 жыл бұрын
Truly the answere is just out of grasp to us plebians
@PhoenixEnforcer101
@PhoenixEnforcer101 5 жыл бұрын
Get it together, *GEEZ!*
@etherealstrawberry9873
@etherealstrawberry9873 5 жыл бұрын
I find you here too!? P.S 👆
@Lady_in_Yearning
@Lady_in_Yearning 5 жыл бұрын
Video sponsored by Count Olaf
@sophiehatter3111
@sophiehatter3111 5 жыл бұрын
the better justin y
@laurakastrup
@laurakastrup Жыл бұрын
I found it hilarious that my father (a doctor) confused Hermes’ staff for the rod of Asclepius and I had to ask him “do you WISH for your patients to enter the underworld? Hermes is a psychopomp”
@phoebusapollo8450
@phoebusapollo8450 Жыл бұрын
A lot of doctors do steal you money though-
@ImperatorMatthew
@ImperatorMatthew Жыл бұрын
100th Like
@ziizification
@ziizification 9 ай бұрын
To be fair to your dad, I regularly see ambulances and even the odd actual hospital make the same mistake, to the point where I'm pretty sure at least in the US they're no longer distinct from each other.
@BetaDude40
@BetaDude40 2 ай бұрын
@@ziizification According to wikipedia, 62% of professional healthcare organizations in the US correctly use the Rod of Asklepios, while 72% of the commercial healthcare organizations (health insurance and all) use the Caduceus. The quote Wikipedia uses is also pretty cool: "As god of the high-road and the market-place Hermes was perhaps above all else the patron of commerce and the fat purse: as a corollary, he was the special protector of the traveling salesman. As spokesman for the gods, he not only brought peace on earth (occasionally even the peace of death), but his silver-tongued eloquence could always make the worse appear the better cause. From this latter point of view, would not his symbol be suitable for certain Congressmen, all medical quacks, book agents and purveyors of vacuum cleaners, rather than for the straight-thinking, straight-speaking therapeutist? As conductor of the dead to their subterranean abode, his emblem would seem more appropriate on a hearse than on a physician's car." - Stuart L. Tyson, "The Caduceus", in the Scientific Monthly, 1932 Like, wow, god damn. Prophetic even for 1932.
@lynds5815
@lynds5815 3 жыл бұрын
Me, having multiple anxiety disorders, hearing that Pan is said to be the source of panic: alright time to go to the woods and fight an ancient God
@damianruiz6294
@damianruiz6294 3 жыл бұрын
Ight lemme join you
@shanedoesyoutube8001
@shanedoesyoutube8001 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the last time Jacob (was it Jacob???) challenged God/an angel to a WWE match???
@wildcardjoey4776
@wildcardjoey4776 3 жыл бұрын
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Yes, he won and got the title Israel
@klo1679
@klo1679 3 жыл бұрын
Not ancient, old god, thrice as scary
@anastasianicolaenco4476
@anastasianicolaenco4476 3 жыл бұрын
Pan hates us apparently
@weesalikesmilktea4829
@weesalikesmilktea4829 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Apollo and your baby half brother's just been born. You're all like "yeah no biggie, I get a new one of those every other week" but then said baby half brother goes and does the equivalent of raiding your snack stash the day he's born
@flor2637
@flor2637 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@luciusvernus3174
@luciusvernus3174 4 жыл бұрын
Listen I know,because I am
@Ledwards007
@Ledwards007 4 жыл бұрын
And he still comes out as your favourite brother
@calliopeirwin712
@calliopeirwin712 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ledwards007 of course. any child that can steal an entire snack stash at the age of half a day will become a powerful ally.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, sibling rivalry.
@aethersaltaccount3551
@aethersaltaccount3551 3 жыл бұрын
Hermes seems like the type of kid that in high school would pull the most rad pranks and ALWAYS get away with them.
@mikesuarez9615
@mikesuarez9615 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@drippylad3973
@drippylad3973 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@oliviavazquezrojas7208
@oliviavazquezrojas7208 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@seineevee
@seineevee 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@inneedoftherapy8153
@inneedoftherapy8153 3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@toolazytomakeaname1341
@toolazytomakeaname1341 2 жыл бұрын
Hermes: *literally just left the womb* Also Hermes: "Oh boy, it's trouble-making time."
@lenax9798
@lenax9798 3 жыл бұрын
Apollo:"Who are you?" Hermes:"I'm you half brother!" Apollo:"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down??!!"
@gregsnaidoo2711
@gregsnaidoo2711 3 жыл бұрын
I in billion to be exact
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 3 жыл бұрын
Well, about 1/2 of Zeus' known confirmed children are women., so...
@acethepacifist1041
@acethepacifist1041 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 so 1 in one half of a billion-
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 3 жыл бұрын
@@acethepacifist1041 Bingo.
@HuneeBruh
@HuneeBruh 3 жыл бұрын
@@acethepacifist1041 so like 1 in 500,000,000
@nooneinparticular5256
@nooneinparticular5256 4 жыл бұрын
When no one was looking. Hermes took *fifty* cows. He took 50 cows. That's as many as five tens. And that's terrible.
@dreameater8548
@dreameater8548 3 жыл бұрын
FIVE TENS!!! DAT A BIG LOT O' COWS
@gayfish9238
@gayfish9238 3 жыл бұрын
*this is the true meaning of I’m hungry*
@jonnyofalltrades6620
@jonnyofalltrades6620 3 жыл бұрын
Ignoring that I ticked it to 69, *nice*, you can think of that as half of ONE HUNDRED.
@nooneinparticular5256
@nooneinparticular5256 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 I was just making a reference to that one Lex Luthor meme.
@jonnyofalltrades6620
@jonnyofalltrades6620 3 жыл бұрын
@@nooneinparticular5256 oh dear, finally a meme I don't remember
@bankruptedwizard1413
@bankruptedwizard1413 3 жыл бұрын
Aphrodite and Apollo- Kiss it! Ares and Hera- Kill it! Hermes- *Quietly walks in* If I could just... Ya know- *S T E A L*
@nawarb.4226
@nawarb.4226 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, every greek god's favorite game: kiss, kill, kidnap
@august4476
@august4476 3 жыл бұрын
H e r m i t
@kusaisama
@kusaisama 2 жыл бұрын
Hermes crab
@pinkajou656
@pinkajou656 2 жыл бұрын
@@nawarb.4226 YES. HILARIOUS
@LyssTheCorgi
@LyssTheCorgi 2 жыл бұрын
OMFG HERMIT
@paodepota8373
@paodepota8373 2 жыл бұрын
You know Hermes is the real deal when even Apollo, god of the music and arts, gets addicted to your lyre playing skills.
@timjim-ks8gi
@timjim-ks8gi Жыл бұрын
He wasn't the god of music until hermes invented the lyre
@raspberrycrowns9494
@raspberrycrowns9494 5 ай бұрын
​@@timjim-ks8gi Hermes also wasn't the god of messengers until Apollo gave him the title. It's a nice mutually beneficial relationship
@colt9836
@colt9836 Ай бұрын
​@@timjim-ks8gi In Homeric Hymn 3 (to Apollon), when Themis gives newborn Apollon nectar and ambrosia, he immediately jumps from her arms and states that both the lyre and prophecy shall both be his. "Wait," I hear you say, "how could Apollon say that if Hermes hasn't invented the lyre yet?" Well, one explanation could be that Apollon, as a prophetic god, forshaw Hermes created the said instrument and basically called dibs. Another, which I believe more, is that Greek mythology was a big mess with a bunch of people playing a massive game of telephone. The Ancient Greeks didn't have a cohesive pantheon; we have the benefit of hindsight.
@emanuelstornello8009
@emanuelstornello8009 4 жыл бұрын
Loki to hermes Loki: who are you? Hermes: i'm you, but faster.
@francescolombardi3438
@francescolombardi3438 4 жыл бұрын
and way more likable
@joeywarren60
@joeywarren60 4 жыл бұрын
Loki: Minus this. *ignites Hermes*
@Talonistrying
@Talonistrying 4 жыл бұрын
@@francescolombardi3438 oh you little--
@lol...
@lol... 4 жыл бұрын
Ah but Hermes didn't give birth to a horse
@rowknan9848
@rowknan9848 4 жыл бұрын
Loki: “That’s what all the ladies say too.” “Well, and the men.”
@Grim_Sister
@Grim_Sister 3 жыл бұрын
Apollo: are you calling it a lyre? Hermes: I’m definitely not calling it a truther
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 жыл бұрын
Apollo: You’re despicable!
@Gooberwares
@Gooberwares 3 жыл бұрын
Friggen brilliant
@tynorstrom2761
@tynorstrom2761 3 жыл бұрын
its funny because Apollo is the God of Truth
@cybersearcher1041
@cybersearcher1041 3 жыл бұрын
Th is comment
@sophiahuang7388
@sophiahuang7388 3 жыл бұрын
ty norstrom I thought he was the god of reason
@bejeweledbedhead1551
@bejeweledbedhead1551 3 жыл бұрын
10:25 "Tammuz, Tammuz, he's our man! We'll start making funeral plans!" MADE ME LAUGH MORE THAN IT SHOULD HAVE
@Edmonton-of2ec
@Edmonton-of2ec Жыл бұрын
Omg I never noticed this 😭😭
@alexlefay
@alexlefay 2 жыл бұрын
I always thought that the Odin = Hermes thing was pretty weird... When Loki is a thing. The whole "mom, I killed my brother's herd, a turtle, created the lyre but trust me, it's all part of the plan! You'll see! Oh, hello brother! Me? AN INNOCENT BABY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *wink wink*" screams Loki all around.
@theholyduck5520
@theholyduck5520 Жыл бұрын
Loki seems to be a spin-off of Odin's trickster god persona (Odin had a lot of divine functions on his plate), and Loki fulfills the role of the increasingly malevolent trickster. It should be noted that Loki's schemes rarely went as well as Hermes'. Loki in the myths usually had the antagonistic trickster god function of complicating everything, even when he was working for the benefit of the Aesir, on a few occasions simply because he was drunk. He frequently outsmarted himself and was expected to clean up his messes in hilariously humiliating ways, with escalating consequences as he tried to spin events to his own benefit, usually unsuccessfully. This is why he, at various times, had his lips sewn shut, his testicles tied to a goat, was impregnated by a jotun's stallion (giving birth to an eight-legged horse), and was threatened by Thor with grievous bodily harm on multiple occasions. Things turned really bad when he caused the death of Baldur and prevented his resurrection and Odin had officially had enough of his shit, the consequences of which finalized Loki's face-heel turn. Odin's trickster attributes would probably have been viewed as more heroic (like when he seduced a giantess to steal the mead of poetry) and thus more in line with how Hermes was seen. He also spent a lot of time walking the earth in Gandalf cosplay.
@manmoy4104
@manmoy4104 9 ай бұрын
As there are no written records of Loki outside of Scandinavia in the post-Christianized era, it's possible that Germanic peoples outside of Scandinavia probably never worshipped him. Versions of Odin and Freya sporadically pop up in Anglo-Saxon royal genealogies and charms as well as German and Dutch folklore but no sign of Loki anywhere in these regions. So for some of the Romans, equating whatever version of Odin they encountered with Mercury (the catch-all god of basically everything) was an easy decision
@logosimian
@logosimian 2 ай бұрын
Loki and Odin are not as distinct as most folks would believe.
@GioTheVax
@GioTheVax 4 жыл бұрын
Hermes is the patron god of Barbie Source: Barbie has many jobs and degrees at such a young age
@hyperkitten2247
@hyperkitten2247 4 жыл бұрын
you have 100 likes and i wanna like, but i dont wanna mess it up
@commandrogyne
@commandrogyne 4 жыл бұрын
'Barbara Milicent Rodgers: daughter of Hermes' is a Percy Jackson spinoff I would absolutely love to read
@andreafussaro7384
@andreafussaro7384 4 жыл бұрын
GioTheVax 👌
@bobross3969
@bobross3969 4 жыл бұрын
Well, you aren’t wrong...
@boyojesuschrist4673
@boyojesuschrist4673 4 жыл бұрын
Or miss rabbit in peppa pig
@iwakeupandboomimarat
@iwakeupandboomimarat 5 жыл бұрын
hermes just wanted to pay his rent stop judging him and his 83 jobs
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 5 жыл бұрын
Man, can you imagine working 83 jobs across the breadth of an entire grouping of city-states, and STILL not being able to pay rent on time? That would be a disaster...or New York City.
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 5 жыл бұрын
Greek gods pay rent? To Zeus? Or Hera? Hermes might be like "Me pay rent? I've never Hera such nonsense!"
@iwakeupandboomimarat
@iwakeupandboomimarat 5 жыл бұрын
Ronin 6 hermes now canonically lives in new york city
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 5 жыл бұрын
@@iwakeupandboomimaratThat sounds like it would be a set-up for one of those reality show-type deals, the more I think about it lol XD
@sadforever-jz9ln
@sadforever-jz9ln 5 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@quinncosm
@quinncosm 3 жыл бұрын
Red: Hermes was Pan LGBTQ+, Japanese people, and Spanish speakers: *visible confusion*
@shanedoesyoutube8001
@shanedoesyoutube8001 3 жыл бұрын
Spain, Portugal, and Japan (who got that word from Portugal): WHAT??? IS THE LORD OF DA BREAD?!?!?!
@alannisalarcon7648
@alannisalarcon7648 3 жыл бұрын
You killed me whit the "spanish speakers" part 😂.
@inoli3164
@inoli3164 3 жыл бұрын
Any Romantic language: Visisble Confusion
@oooooooo8970
@oooooooo8970 2 жыл бұрын
XD confirmo
@burnv664
@burnv664 2 жыл бұрын
Hermes is bread?
@KHTimeProtecter
@KHTimeProtecter 2 жыл бұрын
About the dong situation: Hermes was actually known to be the paragon of masculinity and fertility (makes sense if he’s an offshoot of Pan). In fact, he had a kid with Aphrodite named Hermaphrodite, who’s an intersex being that encompasses both the most feminine traits and the most masculine traits. Notice how the name is a combination of both of their parents’ names. So the dongs make logical sense.
@Oturan20
@Oturan20 8 ай бұрын
Hermaphroditus was their child's name. Hermaphrodite comes from Hermaphroditus.
@addiewest6070
@addiewest6070 7 ай бұрын
A sentence i never thought I'd read "the dong makes logical sense"
@user-pq4fc1mc7q
@user-pq4fc1mc7q 13 күн бұрын
Did you know, sometimes Aphrodite has a beard. Not the modern image of her is it?
@swashhustler1326
@swashhustler1326 5 жыл бұрын
Greeks: This year we lost our beloved wilderness god, Pan. Pan: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD! Greeks: sometimes I can still hear his voice... Edit: Top comment? Liked by OSP? Mom, look, I made it!
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 5 жыл бұрын
This is underappreciated
@scottting-a-kee9677
@scottting-a-kee9677 5 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
@lbthebookworm2807
@lbthebookworm2807 5 жыл бұрын
Crap. I forgot what this was a reference to. Can someone remind me?
@lbthebookworm2807
@lbthebookworm2807 5 жыл бұрын
Squidward Thank you! ☺️
@Razie1201
@Razie1201 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda how they rolled apparently
@marceeprime4029
@marceeprime4029 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes: **is born** Also Hermes: *It's Mischief time...*
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 5 жыл бұрын
Marcee Prime *It's Free Real-estate.*
@KnittingGirl28
@KnittingGirl28 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, but of course the minute you are born is the perfect time to make mischief. They would never ever suspect a cooote widdddle baebae~
@caseygray2328
@caseygray2328 5 жыл бұрын
Well he has a lot of time to make up for, after all he spent all that time in his mother's womb
@mewsingsbynatk
@mewsingsbynatk 5 жыл бұрын
🎵HERE COMES TROUBLE!🎵
@coffeewolf5789
@coffeewolf5789 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@patrickthornton840
@patrickthornton840 3 жыл бұрын
I always like to think of Hermes as the god of the internet. It's one of the most widely used ways to both trade and communicate these days, so it fits him pretty well.
@lilj362
@lilj362 2 жыл бұрын
Is this a Percy Jackson reference?
@gothnerd887
@gothnerd887 Жыл бұрын
I'm also certain that like ancient Greece the internet is being divided between the gods. Hecate's domain is Deviant Art but for some reason Nyx and Erebus have control over the video game section of Kickstarter.
@yippie871
@yippie871 Жыл бұрын
@@lilj362 Not really
@blackjoker2345
@blackjoker2345 Жыл бұрын
It's also one of the most powerful tools of crime humanity has ever invented. It 100% fits.
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 Жыл бұрын
@@gothnerd887 Nah I feel like Aphrodite has Deviantart and Wattpad, Ares has control of all the Twitter rants, Hephaestus got those forgong stuff on KZbin, Hermes got Google.
@DragonxFlutter
@DragonxFlutter 2 жыл бұрын
So Sun Wu Kong, Hermes, and Loki smash down the door to a bar and shout “DID SOMEBODY SAY *_MISCHIEF?!?!”_*
@krausercruz2780
@krausercruz2780 5 жыл бұрын
"DAMMIT ZEUS" Greek Mythology in a nutshell.
@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 жыл бұрын
Acurate
@rach3092
@rach3092 5 жыл бұрын
Yup just all of the mythology lol
@alyssaburda2090
@alyssaburda2090 5 жыл бұрын
All the gods (Except Zeus): DAM IT ZEUS! Me: What did he do this time?
@thronezwei4412
@thronezwei4412 5 жыл бұрын
@@alyssaburda2090 More like "Who did he do this time?"
@alyssaburda2090
@alyssaburda2090 5 жыл бұрын
@@thronezwei4412 Me: Gods, what happened this time?
@colecarsten9532
@colecarsten9532 5 жыл бұрын
"Hermes used to be Pan." Well it was Greece, I thought most Gods were- "Now the Greek god Pan-" OH. WHOOPS.
@iceluvndiva21
@iceluvndiva21 4 жыл бұрын
XD is it bad that I immediately thought that a few seconds before realizing what red meant?
@user-qb6hm8qw2n
@user-qb6hm8qw2n 4 жыл бұрын
Me, when I hear "pan" before I get the other meaning: The greek god of the wild, Pan! Me after: Some old and usually good greek god but still blah, blah, blah... and MAGNUS CHASE, DUH!
@soupmayor-themayorofsoup
@soupmayor-themayorofsoup 4 жыл бұрын
Aliksandr *ah yes, my favorite god* *he makes good chikken nuggies*
@dem0nich0ursuwo60
@dem0nich0ursuwo60 4 жыл бұрын
Зоя Калайджиева YES MY FAV PAN BOOK CHARACTER
@Luna-zx1fx
@Luna-zx1fx 4 жыл бұрын
You're close enough, considering everything before the 1800s CE was either ace or bi
@skturbo107
@skturbo107 Жыл бұрын
“For somewhat complicated reasons the nymph Io ends up getting turned into a cow…” Not really that complicated. Like most Greek myths, Zeus was horny.
@KaiTenSatsuma
@KaiTenSatsuma 5 жыл бұрын
He's the god of *Lyres* and thieves. Eh? eh? I'll see myself out.
@AegixDrakan
@AegixDrakan 5 жыл бұрын
**GASSSSP**
@capital1867
@capital1867 5 жыл бұрын
Come back in my friend, with quality content like that you should be praised
@KitKatHexe
@KitKatHexe 5 жыл бұрын
@@capital1867 I was going to "say see yourself back in here and take your f****** prize"
@ariesthezodiac7274
@ariesthezodiac7274 5 жыл бұрын
EEEEEEYYYYYY!! 👉🏻👉🏻
@christianw.509
@christianw.509 5 жыл бұрын
That is actually what I though she said in the first place
@imaginethatravens7815
@imaginethatravens7815 4 жыл бұрын
Apollo: Hey dad, your son stole 50 of my cows. Zeus: Which one? Apollo: The one that was born a few hours ago... Zeus: ... Apollo: Dad, don’t laugh, it’s not funny. Zeus: *dying of laughter*
@toenailairconditioner7406
@toenailairconditioner7406 3 жыл бұрын
Zeus: Which one? Apollo: The one that was born a few hours ago... Zeus: *Which one?*
@donovanroundtree524
@donovanroundtree524 3 жыл бұрын
Zeus:Come on i have like *7 sextillon sons!!!!!!!!!!*
@keeva6530
@keeva6530 3 жыл бұрын
I mean soon after Apollo was born he just kind of got up and started like singing
@donovanroundtree524
@donovanroundtree524 3 жыл бұрын
@@keeva6530 *LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON :D*
@donovanroundtree524
@donovanroundtree524 3 жыл бұрын
@Kylar Cheng my bad edit:better?
@PieNumber4
@PieNumber4 2 жыл бұрын
Pan is so rare in this series, he feels like a guest star
@filipevasconcelos4409
@filipevasconcelos4409 3 жыл бұрын
I really wish the parties i used to frequent were so cool that sharing an anecdote about how a greek god's death was just a colossal misunderstanding would be effective on attracting the good kind of attention.
@NeutralDrow
@NeutralDrow 3 жыл бұрын
"Kinda hope you're not dealing with [elemental mercury] daily, but still..." Well, what *ELSE* can I consume to gain immortality?! That damned monkey ate all the peaches!"
@irsyadsyauqi3105
@irsyadsyauqi3105 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh😂😂😂😂
@XalconKugelBlitz
@XalconKugelBlitz 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@troyjardine5850
@troyjardine5850 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down Emperor Chin
@gregsnaidoo2711
@gregsnaidoo2711 3 жыл бұрын
Try the tree of life it has letters ee I'm sure u can figure it out
@ShugoAWay
@ShugoAWay 3 жыл бұрын
And all the jars of imortal pills...and like 6 other sources of immortality
@unnecessaryjourney634
@unnecessaryjourney634 3 жыл бұрын
Red : Who’s the Greek god you see the most influence of in your every day life? Me : Hermes Red: WRONG it’s Hermes. Me : >:}
@jonnyofalltrades6620
@jonnyofalltrades6620 3 жыл бұрын
There there, you'll get em next time!
@clockworkpotato9892
@clockworkpotato9892 3 жыл бұрын
No, you are still wrong. It's heroes.
@clockworkpotato9892
@clockworkpotato9892 3 жыл бұрын
*Hermes
@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode
@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode 3 жыл бұрын
Left me no chance and made me chuckle
@robbiehydrawolf8836
@robbiehydrawolf8836 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment.
@Cheattoe
@Cheattoe 3 жыл бұрын
“The Dong on a statue is ALWAYS non-negotiable” said every artist everywhere
@yippie871
@yippie871 Жыл бұрын
I found this oddly funny
@RandoFan415
@RandoFan415 2 жыл бұрын
Hermes was like the spiderman of greek mythology. The young guy that got popularized around the world with a seemingly more down to earth relatable personality then the others. Lol
@iluvchess14736
@iluvchess14736 3 жыл бұрын
"And is unsurprisingly the son of Zeus, like roughly 7% of Ancient Greece" Truer words have never been said
@corvusnocturne
@corvusnocturne 2 жыл бұрын
and yet still room for improvement, its more like 70% of ancient greece
@Chokah
@Chokah 2 жыл бұрын
There's a reason for the joke that like 75% of Greek Mythology is basically "Zeus was horny, hijinks ensued."
@fionagibson7529
@fionagibson7529 2 жыл бұрын
The dude was the Greek Myth equivalent of Ghengis Khan. It’s honestly surprising that he was supposed to rule the gods when he can’t keep it in his pants for ten seconds.
@ambrosic_shifter8947
@ambrosic_shifter8947 2 жыл бұрын
Yoo 666 likes!
@autisticdancer
@autisticdancer 2 жыл бұрын
Only 7%? I would have thought it would be at least over 10% lol.
@hanyuu05
@hanyuu05 5 жыл бұрын
Red: "What's the Greek gods you see the most influenced of in your everyday life?" Me: "Her--" Red: "Wrong, it's Hermes!" Me: ರ_ರ
@awkwardbirb5710
@awkwardbirb5710 5 жыл бұрын
"You were going to say Hera, WEREN'T YOU?!?!"
@lapisleafuli1817
@lapisleafuli1817 5 жыл бұрын
@@awkwardbirb5710 *Hercules
@liv9589
@liv9589 5 жыл бұрын
@@lapisleafuli1817 *Heracles
@danielneverloses
@danielneverloses 5 жыл бұрын
@@liv9589 *Alcaeus
@Ratnoseterry
@Ratnoseterry 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@lewislake5128
@lewislake5128 3 жыл бұрын
That is probably why Hermes knew his god abilities the moment he was born. He was originating from old pan, with all the understanding he needed, and carried the original pan’s legacy of trickery probably
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 жыл бұрын
"What's the Greek god you see the most influence of in your everyday life?" "...Hermes?" "Wrong, it's Hermes."
@mootang
@mootang 5 жыл бұрын
>In the myth of Io, for somewhat complicate reason... It's ok Red, you can just say "Zeus". We understand.
@benvaughan2171
@benvaughan2171 5 жыл бұрын
I think Zeus is a swear word for Red
@DerplingKing
@DerplingKing 5 жыл бұрын
Now let's be fair. Hera was also involved.
@licasabinaandreea2361
@licasabinaandreea2361 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, but she got involved only cause Zeus got "involved"
@whoknows7968
@whoknows7968 5 жыл бұрын
*Deep intake of breath* Zeus yet again couldn't keep it in his pants, Hera went to see what Zeus was doing, Zeus disguised Io as a cow so Hera wouldn't know he banged yet another woman who wasn't his wife but Hera didn't buy this cause duh, Hera has Argus watch the cow *wheezing intensifies* Hermes kills Argus then Argus' dead eyes are put on a peacock which is why peacocks are a symbol for Hera. *Collapses to the floor*
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 5 жыл бұрын
@@whoknows7968 And then Io is chased by a fly all the way to Egypt where she is returned to her human form and marries the king.
@emper1on
@emper1on 5 жыл бұрын
Apollo: Hermes: *hands lyre* Apollo: Friendship ended with cows lyre is my new best friend
@agungpriambodo1674
@agungpriambodo1674 5 жыл бұрын
basically bribing your half brother
@epicfail7874
@epicfail7874 5 жыл бұрын
@@agungpriambodo1674 no that's literary what happened
@Kelaiah01
@Kelaiah01 Жыл бұрын
Theory/Headcanon: Hermes' first act being "to annoy Apollo" was to gain Hera's favor. After all, Hera hated that Leto was going to have children by Zeus and tried to kill Leto and her offspring, and later Apollo killed the serpent sent by Hera to kill them. So I imagine Hera would be pretty salty about that... here comes along *another* illegit child of Zeus, only this particular one is stealing from/annoying Apollo, so she decides, "Meh, this one's alright."
@BoostedMonkey05
@BoostedMonkey05 11 ай бұрын
That wouldn't work because Hera is the goddess of marriage and family and a bastard son of Zeus' affairs while married to Hera wouldn't fit well to her domain and her personality.
@Kelaiah01
@Kelaiah01 11 ай бұрын
@@BoostedMonkey05 Hera had no problem with Perseus, another bastard son of Zeus. She never once made trouble for him, and even helped him indirectly at one point during his quest. It seems there is the rare occasion when Hera is willing to look the other way.
@BoostedMonkey05
@BoostedMonkey05 11 ай бұрын
@@Kelaiah01 because perseus was perfect. Boy was loved by everyone up on olympus that he was showered with boons to get to his legendary status
@ninamermaid5467
@ninamermaid5467 9 ай бұрын
Or maybe is because of his mother, Maya, it's said that Hera was amazed by the intelligenge and beauty of the titaness/goddess. Also Hera could have thougt that she shouln't mess with hermes for being able to outsmart Apollo even when he was a baby and the messanger and thieve god. Maybe he was the only bastard that was a real trheat if she did anything to upset him.
@Kelaiah01
@Kelaiah01 9 ай бұрын
@@ninamermaid5467 Also fair. XD
@thatyellowmenace9324
@thatyellowmenace9324 3 жыл бұрын
Hermes is like the main character of the anime 'The Devil is a Part-Timer!' but his title will be "Greek Messenger God is a Part-Timer!"
@yippie871
@yippie871 Жыл бұрын
your comment made me happy
@jamiepollard7857
@jamiepollard7857 4 жыл бұрын
Romans: Odin is Hermes! Loki: am I a JOKE to you?
@frodoswaggins3132
@frodoswaggins3132 4 жыл бұрын
Odin was far more of a trickster than other head gods like Zeus and capital G God.
@yourfriendlytaxonomist
@yourfriendlytaxonomist 4 жыл бұрын
@@frodoswaggins3132 Dude... Odin wasn't a trickster near as much as he was a destructive deity like Zeus.
@charlottekraker4152
@charlottekraker4152 3 жыл бұрын
Darkrai Killer Odin tricks people all the time
@jacobandrews2663
@jacobandrews2663 3 жыл бұрын
@@yourfriendlytaxonomist Odin is a god of general cunningness, wisdom, mad power and was usually worshiped by the ruling class
@marloyorkrodriguez9975
@marloyorkrodriguez9975 3 жыл бұрын
Odin is also a traveler
@davidchenoweth3457
@davidchenoweth3457 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes is the first chaotic neutral dnd character. change my mind.
@csweezey18
@csweezey18 5 жыл бұрын
If Hermes is chaotic neutral, then I guess I'm just plain chaotic. ;)
@bonnesuenos
@bonnesuenos 4 жыл бұрын
Sung Wu Kong. He literally rampaged through heaven and fought everyone just because.
@lordfelidae4505
@lordfelidae4505 4 жыл бұрын
Vio Ani you win.
@q345ify
@q345ify 4 жыл бұрын
@@lordfelidae4505 hermes is older than sung wu kong although Gilgamesh would seem to fall into the catgeory of chaotic neutral
@CeCe593
@CeCe593 4 жыл бұрын
Kronos?
@slugcat6226
@slugcat6226 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but “Tammuz, Tammuz, he’s our man! We’ll start making funeral plans!” Is the best quote in this video
@fionagibson7529
@fionagibson7529 2 жыл бұрын
When the Herms transition screen came on and that song started playing, I happened to be drinking water. Before now, I never fully believed that you could shoot water from your nose by laughing. That was perfect.
@justafallperson2108
@justafallperson2108 2 жыл бұрын
It's possible. Red's videos have many victims.
@DefNotThePope
@DefNotThePope 5 жыл бұрын
If Hermes singing "Country Roads" sounds like Red's cover of it, I completely understand how he instantly gained Apollo's approval.
@KitKatHexe
@KitKatHexe 5 жыл бұрын
the moment I heard that cover I instantly came to the comments to see if anyone had said anything about how amazing it was because hot damn
@SonsOfLorgar
@SonsOfLorgar 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, Red has a singing voice that'd probably make certain greek godesses jealous...
@myriadofcolours9861
@myriadofcolours9861 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes Fetus Genius Baby Icon Infant King The Gucci of Newborns Okay, I'll stop.
@wyattunrue5354
@wyattunrue5354 5 жыл бұрын
Khano Sera the first one is my personal favorite
@petermarsella6537
@petermarsella6537 4 жыл бұрын
Lord of the child
@brettshair3151
@brettshair3151 4 жыл бұрын
@Gio Anselmo Intal THIS.
@Darkness-eu1tw
@Darkness-eu1tw 4 жыл бұрын
"The Gucci on Newborns"🤣🤣🤣
@gianni206
@gianni206 4 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna be corny at least own it
@pan_bacchanal
@pan_bacchanal Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how the word "shenanigans" describe so well all wild and weird shit that mythical god are doing all around, being as creative as they can
@Frontline_view_kaiser
@Frontline_view_kaiser 2 жыл бұрын
2:18 I love the look of the Hermes statue after making a fool of Apollo Its like "Get a load of this simp"
@37fishsticks69
@37fishsticks69 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes:Mom can I be born? Maya:To live your life and help people? Hermes:yeees Actualy steals a bunch of cows like a boss Hermes: Mischief Time
@gunjfur8633
@gunjfur8633 5 жыл бұрын
A baby talking before birth just reminds me of Kirikou
@neonayse8803
@neonayse8803 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Maia
@gunjfur8633
@gunjfur8633 5 жыл бұрын
@@neonayse8803 I have no idea who that is
@neonayse8803
@neonayse8803 5 жыл бұрын
@@gunjfur8633 Maya/Maia
@gunjfur8633
@gunjfur8633 5 жыл бұрын
@@neonayse8803 Ah, yeah. Its Maia, not Maya
@isabellareny3359
@isabellareny3359 5 жыл бұрын
Greeks: Tammuz says great god Pan is dead! Pan: quit telling everyone I’m dead! Greeks: sometimes I can still hear his voice
@1Wintersoldier
@1Wintersoldier 5 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkinpixie9677 The Percy Jackson books shouldn't be taken for fact and the same as the mythology. Things were changed to make stuff more interesting
@soldiaz7261
@soldiaz7261 5 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin Pixie Did you just... Did you just say Rick Riordan is more of an authority than mythological scholars and the mythos itself...?
@evilproductionstudios9659
@evilproductionstudios9659 5 жыл бұрын
Isabella Reny pan: because I’m right here dumbos!
@berengustav7714
@berengustav7714 7 ай бұрын
@@1Wintersoldier Considering how we can't be sure which myth is the original,and a bunch of ancient writers had thier own takes,years from now,Riordan's takes will be considered part of the Mythos itself,and that's okay.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
4:54 "Literally legendary dong", "Sex and fertility" so THAT'S why fauns are sometimes portrayed as insufferable horndogs. *_-Usually by furries-_*
@MoonClawx
@MoonClawx Жыл бұрын
I like that Hermes was said to be Odin, when in reality he'd be more like Loki, but Loki would love to seen as actually Odin, so makes a lot of sense.
@bachpham6862
@bachpham6862 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite culture story regarding Hermes: In most Western, and Western-influenced traditions, the Rod of Asclepius has been the de-facto representation of healthcare, medicine, healing, ... from the Greek god Asclepius. The rod itself is extremely similar to Hermes' Caduceus (or at least the artistic representation of it) with the exception that the rod only has 1 snake and no wings. However, for some reason, when it was imported to the US, they mistakenly took Hermes' caduceus and used it to represent healthcare-related services and a lot of US still have this misconception and confusion. Given that US is one of the only developed country to not have a fully nationalized public healthcare, this mistakes turns out to be hilariously cartoonishly ironic. Hermes is the patron God of not only commerce, finance and money but also the God of liars, thieves and mischief and his iconic symbol is plastered all over the US healthcare industry somehow is the most beautifully on-the-nose representation I have ever seen.
@Jo-sv9io
@Jo-sv9io 3 жыл бұрын
This is a criminally underrated comment
@Hello-og7os
@Hello-og7os 3 жыл бұрын
Hermes' caduceus is on the logo of our Department of Health... twice. We're a former territory if the United States. I want to cry.
@michaelabbott5999
@michaelabbott5999 3 жыл бұрын
If I read a book with fictional gods and saw this scenario I would think it was the lasiest metaphor ever
@satanadev8990
@satanadev8990 3 жыл бұрын
that hurts that really hurts
@Maplestarknight
@Maplestarknight 3 жыл бұрын
Did Hermes/Asclepius fucking curse us for using the wrong staff with a snake on it. Is that why American healthcare is still so nightmarish.
@GodzillaFan8889
@GodzillaFan8889 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single god: Hermes: M I S C H I E F T I M E
@IceQueen975
@IceQueen975 5 жыл бұрын
Me, thousands of years later: DO A FLIP, MY THEOI! Pretty sure that's why He did it. XD
@spoontheguy5397
@spoontheguy5397 5 жыл бұрын
o h w o u l d y o u l o o k a t t h e t i m e
@dearthofdoohickeys4703
@dearthofdoohickeys4703 5 жыл бұрын
If nobody said nothing, that would mean everyone was talking. Think it through next time.
@twojuiceman
@twojuiceman 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite OSP videos. Lots of people know the mainstays of Greek mythology (read: lots of people have read Percy Jackson) but studying the origins of the myth is _much_ more interesting in my opinion. Homer and the other Greek poets wrote stories about gods and heroes that were already well known in their day. Why were they well known? Where do these ancient ideas come from? Where and when were they created? Why were they created? What do they represent? How were they worshipped? What can we learn about the people who worshipped them? Ultimately the attributes that people chose to deify can tell us about what they valued. People don't tell us about the gods; the gods tell us about people.
@niserresin2006
@niserresin2006 4 ай бұрын
The Aphrodite, Hades and Persephone, and Dionysus vids all have similar histories of gods.
@huldrrrr9486
@huldrrrr9486 3 жыл бұрын
Hermes + Loki + Sun Wukong = the holy tricker trinity (and best bois)
@mikesuarez9615
@mikesuarez9615 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mohammedyousef4005
@mohammedyousef4005 3 жыл бұрын
We're all gonna die
@brennacomstock2602
@brennacomstock2602 4 жыл бұрын
“Or just read the Percy Jackson books” *sweats nervously in Percy Jackson fan *
@fictional-girl_05
@fictional-girl_05 4 жыл бұрын
sad happy meal Same
@BladeWild2319
@BladeWild2319 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@elizathesimp
@elizathesimp 4 жыл бұрын
Me to
@carolferrao1415
@carolferrao1415 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, the Percy Jackson books (and Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods) taught me SO MUCH about Greek Mythology and references to it!!💙I don’t care if some people don’t like its accuracy, this saga taught me and introduced me to the world of the Greek Gods in such an incredible way! Rick Riordan is an amazing teacher!
@fiashlightyear9004
@fiashlightyear9004 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolferrao1415 bruh you mean dam lol
@kittymeowmeow7097
@kittymeowmeow7097 4 жыл бұрын
Me taking Spanish:... Red: "Hermes used to be...pan." Me: NO WAY, he used to be BREAD?
@sjargo11
@sjargo11 4 жыл бұрын
It is in fact also the Japanese word for bread (パン) “pan”
@skyew.3939
@skyew.3939 4 жыл бұрын
It also sounds like the French word for bread - pain
@cjkelly7536
@cjkelly7536 4 жыл бұрын
@@skyew.3939 Weird. It's not like bread brought pain in France. (BTW That's sarcasm)
@wooyeah1738
@wooyeah1738 4 жыл бұрын
I was kinda like HIM TOO, and then I was like, shit she meant the god.
@shockingheaven
@shockingheaven 4 жыл бұрын
And that may be why the movie Pan's Labyrinth is called El Laberinto del Fauno, not El Laberinto de Pan.
@hetrosjistin4837
@hetrosjistin4837 Жыл бұрын
The reason why the dong was non-negotiable (as described to me by my roman history teacher in uni) was that one of the things Hermes was the god of was the god of intersections, including the 'intersection of man and woman' and the dong was the representation of that on the cross roads markers.
@earthdust00
@earthdust00 Жыл бұрын
My cat is named Hermes. I call him Hermz for short sometime. Nice to know I'm calling my cat a pile of rocks 😆
@keithkania3810
@keithkania3810 5 жыл бұрын
Ancient Greece: Boy we have a pretty cool reli- Rome: *DID I HEAR R E L I G I O N* Ancient Greece: *OH SHI*
@voivodadracula1936
@voivodadracula1936 5 жыл бұрын
Greek Hellenism: * exists * Rome: hey nice religion, can i take it? Christianity: * exists * Rome "aww $hit, here we go again..."
@TheKirbylore
@TheKirbylore 5 жыл бұрын
***This is mine now***
@inanjarif1388
@inanjarif1388 5 жыл бұрын
Rome: *_OOH A NEW ONE ABOUT A GUY GETTING NAILED TO WOOD! ME LIKE IT!_*
@blossomvines341
@blossomvines341 5 жыл бұрын
Rome: Sees another religion Rome: *It’s* *free* *real-estate*
@chunghung7951
@chunghung7951 5 жыл бұрын
Sir Doggo Rome:REEEEEEEEEE LIGION
@zackovgaming3983
@zackovgaming3983 5 жыл бұрын
Apollo:How can you prove youreself to be a great god Hermes:*grabs his lyre* *COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG!* Apollo:You we will be a great god
@scottrauch1261
@scottrauch1261 5 жыл бұрын
Good god yez
@danielcharland1374
@danielcharland1374 5 жыл бұрын
"Almost Elysium/ West Arcadia/ Olympus Mountain/ Styx and Lethe rivers/
@leonmercury3732
@leonmercury3732 5 жыл бұрын
I always imagined it as wonder wall during research. Just for personal laughs.
@Chivi-chivik
@Chivi-chivik 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielcharland1374 West Arcadia fits the best 😂
@grimtheghastly8878
@grimtheghastly8878 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielcharland1374 life is old there/older than the trees!
@templarw20
@templarw20 2 жыл бұрын
One of the very short list of things I didn’t hate about the Percy Jackson movies was them casting Nathan Fillion as Hermes.
@BigAmericanGirlFan
@BigAmericanGirlFan Жыл бұрын
Fitting, since Fillion eventually played another famous thief in a fan film later who had a run in with a secret society that is based on Hermeticism in one of his games. What a small world, isn't it
@nodmyhead6198
@nodmyhead6198 3 жыл бұрын
2:14 -So Hermes is a Slytherin is what I'm getting. Or atleast, Slytherins would probubly have an affinity to worshiping him.
@this.weird0820
@this.weird0820 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes: *looks at Apollos cows* Hermes: *_I THINK IM BOUT TO STEAL_*
@demonguysayshi2666
@demonguysayshi2666 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: hermes how are you so famous? hermes: the secret ingredient is crime. and speed. A lot of speed.
@randoeinyoutube3321
@randoeinyoutube3321 4 жыл бұрын
Hermes steal? *NO DIGNITY*
@tyrantking9000
@tyrantking9000 3 жыл бұрын
"Hermes was Pan." Me: "Hermes was pansexual?" Red: "Pan the character."
@brittanywetherill472
@brittanywetherill472 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly... probably both?
@ryangrear3430
@ryangrear3430 3 жыл бұрын
@@brittanywetherill472 definitely both
@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryangrear3430 Pan was the sex deity
@CJCroen1393
@CJCroen1393 3 жыл бұрын
I mean Pan was pansexual so maybe Hermes was too!
@serenatheturtle4355
@serenatheturtle4355 3 жыл бұрын
@@CJCroen1393 if Pan wasn't pan I would've quit this universe
@vladlena72
@vladlena72 Жыл бұрын
I love the word "shenanigans” refering all wild and weird shit olympians gods are doing (especially when they young), it fits sooo well
@BigAmericanGirlFan
@BigAmericanGirlFan 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that as Hermes is the god of athletes and thieves, both the Flash and the Rogues (Captain Cold, Trickster, Mirror Master) fall under his jurisdiction.
@ang1759
@ang1759 5 жыл бұрын
"What's the Greek God you see the most influence of in your everyday life?" Im guessing Hermes. "Wrong, it's Hermes." ...
@francescolombardi3438
@francescolombardi3438 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws I T ' S N O T
@PabloNavarrete5780
@PabloNavarrete5780 4 жыл бұрын
We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we’ve been, quite possibly, bamboozled
@godofnerds761
@godofnerds761 4 жыл бұрын
@@PabloNavarrete5780 RvB references, nicee
@Gojiragon
@Gojiragon 4 жыл бұрын
Pablo Navarrete I’d even say smackledorfed!
@picklequeen9795
@picklequeen9795 4 жыл бұрын
I get it Red. Sun Wukong is literally my favorite character ever.
@orphicurania3295
@orphicurania3295 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jacksonmurphy8169
@jacksonmurphy8169 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@sisiissiisslsosioss4621
@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Boothills_fuelpumphole
@Boothills_fuelpumphole 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@toni_macaroni8291
@toni_macaroni8291 3 жыл бұрын
Use me as a "same" counter
@watchingtheworlduk5253
@watchingtheworlduk5253 3 жыл бұрын
"Hope you're not dealing with that daily" *cries in chemist*
@avataryangchenbl9706
@avataryangchenbl9706 Жыл бұрын
Zeus: YOUNG MAN COME BACK HERE BEFORE YOUR GROUNDED! Hermes: *WELL I DIDN’T ASK TO BE THE GOD OF RANDOM SHIT NOBODY WANTED TO BE THE GOD OF!*
@Anthintendo
@Anthintendo 5 жыл бұрын
“Take me home, Country Roads To the place, where I belong Arcadia, Mountain Olympus Take me home, Country Roads”
@aneesh2115
@aneesh2115 5 жыл бұрын
You are misguided , all roads lead to roma ROMA INVICTA
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 5 жыл бұрын
@@aneesh2115 Since Rome was in fact not built in a day, how long did it take to build the roads leading to it? :P
@aneesh2115
@aneesh2115 5 жыл бұрын
@@loneronin6813 3 take it or leave
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 5 жыл бұрын
@@aneesh2115 All jokes aside, I think we can all agree that Rome performed a lot of technological feats that are still impressive to this day given the time they were made in so I'm certainly not one to complain :)
@neine999
@neine999 5 жыл бұрын
Mount Olympus is in Macedonia tho
@spoontheguy5397
@spoontheguy5397 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes playing country roads on the lyre/guitar while riding on top of a car/train/Charon’s ferry across the Styx.
@uzazi2043
@uzazi2043 5 жыл бұрын
HadesTown references anyone?
@jilliansdustychair6499
@jilliansdustychair6499 5 жыл бұрын
Why can I hear that so well?
@virginiarailfannoah5415
@virginiarailfannoah5415 5 жыл бұрын
That would be cool.
@Manda_Kat
@Manda_Kat 3 жыл бұрын
Historians: Pan is dead. Pan: STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD! Historians: Somedays, it's like I can still hear his voice
@aj.judge09
@aj.judge09 3 жыл бұрын
Red: theres that goofy anecdote you can share at parties Me: are you suggesting I get invited to parties?
@ArachCobra
@ArachCobra 5 жыл бұрын
So Pan got killed by ambiguous syntax. That's new.
@wisewillow7530
@wisewillow7530 4 жыл бұрын
i like to think that pan himself told everyone his dead as a tricky joke but it backfired.
@iamRageTheWolf
@iamRageTheWolf 4 жыл бұрын
i mean they say words have power
@markmayonnaise1163
@markmayonnaise1163 4 жыл бұрын
@@iamRageTheWolf The pen is indeed mightier than the sword; the former killed a god!
@Lord_Of_Night
@Lord_Of_Night 4 жыл бұрын
@@markmayonnaise1163 And considering fiction works in general, I'd imagine a lot of literature killed gods. Lol.
@nobertosanchez647
@nobertosanchez647 5 жыл бұрын
“What’s the Greek god you find the most influential in your life”? “Wrong, it’s... Dionysus”.
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 жыл бұрын
@Devere Myer I'm not "absolutely hammered" I'm religious
@sticks4632
@sticks4632 4 жыл бұрын
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 im not an alcoholic im just really devout
@IcestormTundra
@IcestormTundra 4 жыл бұрын
Dionysus, Hermes and Apollo would be a hellish superstar trio of nonsense and shenanigans.
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 жыл бұрын
@@IcestormTundraApollo: answer us this mortal Dionysus:which one of us has the bigger shlong Hermes:it's really an easy question
@lolballs2790
@lolballs2790 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that’s good
@sarahcole9661
@sarahcole9661 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, after Argus’ death, Hera took his eyes and placed them in the tail of a peacock, giving the bird its distinctive bling and also making the entire species sacred to Hera in the bargain
@CreatimationStudios
@CreatimationStudios Жыл бұрын
4:27 I fr thought Red meant Pansexual until I pieced together that she was talking about a god
@Taiyama2
@Taiyama2 5 жыл бұрын
My Therapist: Original Pan can't hurt you, he doesn't exist. Original Pan: 7:06
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 5 жыл бұрын
Therapist: He can't hurt you, he's dead Pan: Is alive, and also _TWO_ gods now
@alecchristiaen4856
@alecchristiaen4856 5 жыл бұрын
he looks like Wilbur Whately from Red's vid on lovecraft
@JustNierninwa
@JustNierninwa 5 жыл бұрын
10:15 original pan: not only am i not dead but i've split in two Also, seriously *Péh2usōn is pretty cool. Can we also link Rowan trees to him? That'd be great. Cause like, it's found all around the world and has been associated with boundaries since at least the Celts?…
@balamugunthbalaji8110
@balamugunthbalaji8110 4 жыл бұрын
Hermes: god of boundaries and borders Also hermes: requires all statues to constantly be showing their junk to people
@when7573
@when7573 4 жыл бұрын
its a brilliant system if you think about it. nobodys ginna touch your land if you slap a bunch of penis statue everywhere
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 4 жыл бұрын
@@when7573 Its the ancient version of "trespassers will be prostituted"
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 4 жыл бұрын
@@2MeterLP Thanks for making me wheeze.
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how boundary-markers show no respect for personal boundaries.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he's also the god of... lyres.
@15oClock
@15oClock 3 жыл бұрын
Hermes is also often mistaken for his son with Aphrodite, Hermaphroditus, who originated the term hermaphrodite. It's awkward at family gatherings.
@krystaljava6128
@krystaljava6128 3 жыл бұрын
10:50 why does Hermes look like he's blaming someone for doing something?
@Salemwaaa
@Salemwaaa 5 жыл бұрын
Mortal Women: Zeus: CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF!
@EmilioReyes_97
@EmilioReyes_97 5 жыл бұрын
*I MEAN I COULD BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO*
@gumballz.9259
@gumballz.9259 5 жыл бұрын
More like, "can't keep my D*** to myself"
@KnightsWithoutATable
@KnightsWithoutATable 5 жыл бұрын
@@gumballz.9259 "If it becomes dry, the world ends! At least, that's what I say when the girl is iffy about it" -Zeus
@privatepessleneck
@privatepessleneck 5 жыл бұрын
estrus cycles: *exist* Greek Gods: "Its free real estate."
@lady_sir_knight3713
@lady_sir_knight3713 5 жыл бұрын
CAN'T KEEP MY -HANDS- DICK TO MYSELF!
@adumbooctopus1115
@adumbooctopus1115 5 жыл бұрын
5:35 Everyone: It says Panic Me, an intellectual: PANK
@Sam-bp2dg
@Sam-bp2dg 5 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing my ass off, 'pank' means 'broke' in Swedish
@corylusbluefox9482
@corylusbluefox9482 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-bp2dg Well, I guess that makes sense. I tend to panic when I am broke.
@Bluey306
@Bluey306 5 жыл бұрын
i need this to be the top comment very badly
@connordillivan452
@connordillivan452 5 жыл бұрын
What’s it called when Pan goes out dancing? Panic at the Disco 😁
@dwiariismurini7544
@dwiariismurini7544 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that as well!
@clottedscream
@clottedscream 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Hermes is also central to the religious philosophy behind alchemy, which is called Hermeticism. Which, extra fun fact, also means you’re kind of performing worship of him every time you read tarot.
@Chonk_enthusiest
@Chonk_enthusiest 7 ай бұрын
Alchemy doesn't have a religious foundation, it has been used throughout history in religious context but it's always been just about understanding how the world and body interacts when put together. Hermeticism is also so much younger then alchemy, it came about as people looking back on ancient texts on medicine and thought as well as rural practice which were all covered under asclepius, hermes and thoth, they then merged them into one god. Also Tarot has nothing to do with anything, I'm assuming you got that from the famous art for the magician card, but tarot didn't exist until hermeticism was on its way out from scholar circles and was a practice for lower classes not those that had the opportunity to read about the hermetic arts.
@cookubanana
@cookubanana 3 жыл бұрын
Let us not forget also that the most famous Speedest super hero are based on Hermes/Mercury. The original Flash himself (The Jay Garrick one) used Hermes's helment as part of his design.
@peffiSC2source
@peffiSC2source 5 жыл бұрын
Hermes: fanfic of a reboot. Romans: Hold my wine
@queenalice7483
@queenalice7483 5 жыл бұрын
Red: Hermes and Romans both have an M and S Also Red: Coincidence? I THINK NOT
@tilly4273
@tilly4273 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, was really hoping "The Herms" was just a really sick nickname for Hermes.
@Mythonaut
@Mythonaut 4 жыл бұрын
Qu Ja Never too late to start that up
@LunDruid
@LunDruid 2 жыл бұрын
So the whole Healthcare association is based on a misunderstanding... *and* the idea of Pan being dead is *possibly* based on a misunderstanding... Given that one of his primary domains is deception, that actually fits extremely well. XD
@jinxcat90
@jinxcat90 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this, my interest in Greek mythology went into overdrive, and I started a quest to learn more about Pan. Now, months later, I still consider this one of my favorite vids. I'm also scarred for life because Pan has his OWN HORROR NOVEL. Hey, Red, there's a book you could do for Halloween😱
@justinm.9426
@justinm.9426 5 жыл бұрын
Red: What's the greek god you see the most influence of in your everyday life? Me: Hermes? Red: Wrong it's Hermes Me: Dammit
@eyrist1369
@eyrist1369 5 жыл бұрын
s o close
@PizzaManager101
@PizzaManager101 5 жыл бұрын
for me it’s dionysus
@z2yn
@z2yn 4 жыл бұрын
"for somewhat *complicated reasons* , the nymph Io got turned into a cow..." after watching the video about Io: god damnit zeus
@natetwehues2428
@natetwehues2428 4 жыл бұрын
Just assume it's Zeus's fault, you're probably not far off.
@dilophosaurussk4333
@dilophosaurussk4333 3 жыл бұрын
69th like, noice.
@meowsterperson4483
@meowsterperson4483 3 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with ancient greece: Me: god dammit zeus
@luma16
@luma16 3 жыл бұрын
How about we all just agree that if somethings wrong in ancient greece,we blame it on zeus?We probably guessed right,or he had SOME effect on the situation.
@CJCroen1393
@CJCroen1393 3 жыл бұрын
This time Hera was involved too.
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