Angriest Redditor

[@eggy7346]

Calling a random person a "low IQ redditor" is the most "low IQ redditor" thing I've heard It's almost beautiful and poetic

[@Prplex.]

Ikr like is it opposed to a high iq redditor? What a mug

[@JustWowNick]

It's almost paradoxical.

[@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63]

What's hilarious is that the origin of the argument, when HE got called out for his comment history, is actually kinda frowned upon. If he hadn't gotten so up his asshole then people would have sided with him and pointed out how pathetic it is to bring up someone's past comments. Kinda like what was ultimately done to him, actually.

[@electricfeverx976]

@@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 It's like a classic redditor tale, where the neckbeard loses the argument by being self-concise and refusing to swallow their pride for an easy win.

[@MrTerrorzone2012]

@@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 It's true pointing out that people are creepy for going through your past post/likes is an auto win. I admit I've said dumb shit online, but won the battle by pointing that out.

[@smackheadsgyro]

You can tell he's being honest about not using Reddit much, because this is like a typical conversation you see on a daily basis there

[@tully1025]

He used the word updoot so i find the claim of not using Reddit sus

[@starboiklem8381]

Facts😂

[@Recarsonated]

@@tully1025 probably making fun of redditors and the terms they use

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Can confirm, especially on the largest subreddits. I just stick to my niches and keep my head down

[@Sinistar123]

@@tully1025I’ve basically only seen uproot used to make fun of Redditors so I don’t see that as strong evidence.

[@seekay8079]

"Go play with your vroom vrooms" was such a power move. Idk how the redditor recovered from that insult

[@comet7760]

Even better because that dude is 17 years old at max by the fact he uses "💀".

[@NerdTheDemon]

He didn't recover.

[@Floaydi]

​@@comet7760What's wrong with the skull emoji :^ ? It's funny.

[@TheAluvisify]

@@Floaydi Nothing wrong with the emote. It just shows your age. There's everything wrong with your age if you're less than 18 though.

[@GardenOf-Eden]

​@TheAluvisify I use the skull emote constantly, doesn't magically make me 10 years younger. Would be nice though 😅

[@ken.7019]

"all hell breaks loose and the cringe is rated E for everyone" broke me

[@colorfulconch7745]

Lol

[@Cumglazeddonut]

💀

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

Lol

[@Jack-p3y3v]

timestamp?

[@richardgarrison8328]

@@Jack-p3y3v9:15 my kitten

[@kalebbruwer]

His options: 1. Just ignore it 2. (Respectfully) state that celebrity gossip is more of a time-killer than a hobby 3. Concede that people can do what they want if it doesn't affect you or... 4. Take it personally and wage a war against all of Reddit Of course, being a Redditor, one option stood out above the rest

[@SN57ONE]

Or... 5. Talk some smack about his mother.

[@Ozukai]

​@@SN57ONEYo momma 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@Dokattak]

They’re already digging his grave. Going to decorate it with hot wheels lol

[@bluegate4630]

@@Ozukaidon’t you dare talk smack bout my mama

[@hell1942]

​@@bluegate4630or what?

[@youraveragechroma2139]

It’s not usual to see Charlie *this* animated. He’s hooked on cringe again. Someone restrain him before we lose him.

[@mqosu]

It's too late. Once you get on the cringe train it's impossible to hop off. RIP Charlie. You will be missed

[@LdnbabyJ61xx]

Nah he on the right path 😂😂

[@kennethford3550]

No wait let him cook

[@TysonBuilds]

LET HIM COOK

[@CorrvenGill]

my wiener is prettier than charlie's wiener

[@Ruuts]

I love how this guy says “what kind of grown man does this” and then proceeds to respond in ways a grown man could never recover from.

[@breadtoaster1011]

its so fucking ironic and funny lmao

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

It's nearly always the case. Anyone who starts criticising someone out the blue for their masculinity is always the most insecure person around

[@AsianHazza09]

i legitimately think the hotwheels guy is a child. WWE? hotwheels? I think he's doing that thing where he's trying to show off to his other friends about all the adult knowledge he knows, thinking that we're all the same age as he is

[@whytry4682]

@@AsianHazza09 yea seems like it.

[@CornDude12]

I’m not an insecure loser, just a loser

[@LemoneVR]

"I just shat on 10 no lifes." No, you got shat on by 10 different people.

[@Ihaveacrushonbigbash]

Bro after he said “I shat on 10 no life’s” In the outside: 😎🤩🔥🎇⚡️ Bro in the inside: 😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😖😭😭😭

[@connorwahl7943]

​@@Ihaveacrushonbigbashlog off for me man

[@mud4309]

Idk what’s up with these morons, I see so many comments and posts from unbelievably dumb people getting proven wrong and told exactly how and why they’re such a moron and then they just say some crap like “i know u are but what am I?” and then their next comment is about how they “totally owned a bunch of losers” Like, how can you possibly come out of such a humiliating situation and somehow convince yourself you just 1v100’d every spectator and replier who was making fun of you for being a turbo idiot and explaining why you are one?

[@ProbablyRexB]

@@Ihaveacrushonbigbash this gotta be a symptom of something

[@ralfanater324]

Reddit is like a room full of mousetraps on a hairline trigger. All it takes is the slightest nudge and the whole room is just snapping at each other in one massive chain reaction.

[@Scented_HandSoap]

Thats the perfect way to describe it

[@VinylCreator]

It's called putting mentally ill people in one spot with no consequences for what they say.

[@elcidredleg]

Best description of reddit I've ever seen.

[@berserkisdead357]

​@@VinylCreatorExactly what it is

[@mcburn_]

Sounds just like xwitter@@VinylCreator

[@bananaduck14]

Calling a redditor angry is like calling billy mitchell a cheater, its just redundant

[@juicygame]

@CrewmateComplexXProbot

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

he should make the title "least angry redditor" lol

[@slinkadoo6292]

I called a redditor a stinker and they started working out and now they're donald duck

[@golasticus]

How dare you slander the gamer of the century like that. Prepare to get sued.

[@jytvreal]

garry bobby fergerson

[@Goutsidenow]

Sometimes I wish my biggest problem in my life would be disagreeing with someone online over nothing.

[@aelacross8015]

No you don’t then you’d be insufferable too 😂

[@Goutsidenow]

@@aelacross8015 Yea you're actually correct lol

[@nathangaspacio6128]

@@Goutsidenow You just got handed the opportunity on a platter and all you had to do was completely miss what they're trying to say and deny it but instead you chose to agree.

[@kiwimarshall3937]

​@@nathangaspacio6128nuh uh

[@pastaisgood6681]

@@nathangaspacio6128😂 oh man

[@tenkokari]

0:11 I genuinely don’t believe you because 8/10 times i click on a video by you i think “hey i saw all this on reddit today”

[@hazardous_diety2605]

That's because people like us that are on reddit send it to Charlie lol

[@Mageblood]

There are sites other than reddit that post news btw 🤔

[@kingdomofhearts9999]

Average redditor response

[@Quidditch2888]

Because information only exists on Reddit

[@TOSUnbound]

I mean I saw it just by searching AI news on google.

[@RandomKiwi3]

You can tell he is super self-consious about liking hot wheels, but fails to realise that no one cares and trys to defend himself to a fault.

[@philtkaswahl2124]

Dude was projecting his insecurities so hard it would've been fit for IMAX.

[@IamJay02]

​@DontReadMyProfilePhoto.133ok

[@Chromodar]

Same logic and amount of credibility as this guy: "I'm a male escort, my job is fucking women and I have a supermodel girlfriend. I only say this so you understand that OF COURSE I collect Barbies, that's completely natural. You must be crazy if you think otherwise and also you're a b*tch for liking rap, movies, runescape and wrestling regardless of your justification."

[@Alex_The_Barbearian]

​@@philtkaswahl2124I have enough salt from him to make dinner

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

Mfs have making coffee as a hobby why would anyone care about hot wheels

[@DoodleChaos]

Charlie needs to make Redditor comment section analysis a recurring series on his channel! We will all continue to updoot it.

[@DoodleChaos]

@@dogeimpalaI’m not a bot 🥔. Want to fight in the comment section?

[@LeetleToady7]

@@dogeimpalaBro they’re a semi-popular KZbinr, not a bot.

[@George-pl7eu]

no thanks we dont need this brain rott

[@freddyc1995]

I updooted you, my brother

[@z1u512]

God i wish kaya and charlie will make videos like those together again

[@LilTRok]

Nothing can match the anger and hate of a Reddit User

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@Gatorade69]

To be fair Reddit was decent until 2016.

[@Dhampire1976]

4chan user: finally,a worthy opponent!

[@Flinch9000]

They have the same amount of hatred as a Twitter user. Or a Sith Lord.

[@jamal874]

Twitter still exists right?

[@ProbablyRexB]

“Go play with your vroom vrooms” 🔥🔥🔥

[@snickle1980]

Im in me mums car!

[@fretzT_T]

The fact that Charlie doesn't know reddit gold is gone really seals the deal that he hasn't been on reddit for a while

[@theshabs]

What even was reddit gold and why did they get rid of it?

[@sandwich4763]

@@theshabs If I understood it correctly it was a badge symbol that you could attach to a random post which you particularly liked in exchange for a few dollars. But since the money did not go to the original poster but to Reddit, I never really understood the point of it.

[@xinf3ctdx]

@@sandwich4763To take advantage of the stupid people who use Reddit. That was the point of it.

[@10voltsam]

I’m a Reddit user and even I didn’t know it was gone.

[@splendidhorror1517]

When you have a premium account you got coins each month those coins could then be used to give awards to comments that you like. I think the gold was like 500 coins or something

[@hartlas]

Charlie will have infinite content once he realizes that this is what 99% of all interactions on reddit are like lol

[@tanakisoup]

Hey, it’s not *that* many… it’s 98%

[@demonsuckafucka6828]

​@@tanakisoupok 98.999

[@Veltrosstho]

​@@tanakisoup .9*

[@martyscurllisinnocent4324]

​​@@tanakisoup98.9%

[@solsoldier3029]

it was a joke @@tanakisoup

[@MissCreatura]

Can you imagine being a menace on Reddit, and then waking up the next day to be the subject of a Charlie rant video. Truly hilarious

[@beckskrepenski6716]

no like that's the best part of this

[@chasesigler9885]

Okay but like damn I'd be hyped.

[@thursday8382]

nah cause i know man is gonna forget about it till he sees this and realize "wait i did that- oh god what was i on"

[@MissCreatura]

@@chasesigler9885 I’d be embarrassed

[@greasyguido]

​@@MissCreaturaYou claim you'd be embarassed but as a femgirl we know you're super attracted to him based on his updoots and clearly masculine posts.

[@OneHellOfASandwich]

Says he’s a mechanic Says his “700hp f150” needs spark plugs. A 700hp f150 is diesel. It doesn’t have spark plugs.

[@sykofawcy]

Correct me if I am wrong doesn't but doesn't all combustion engine have spark plug. I don't have ideas about cars

[@OneHellOfASandwich]

@@sykofawcy diesels don’t. They use a different thing called a glow plug

[@sykofawcy]

@@OneHellOfASandwich thanks for info

[@suspense_comix3237]

You don’t even need to be a mechanic to know that a 700 Horsepower Ford F150 uses Glow Plugs instead of Spark Plugs. That’s the irony of that Redditor.

[@Oceana2257]

@@suspense_comix3237I ain’t a mechanic, I had no idea 💀

[@maxortiz8795]

There’s no shame in collecting toys/collectibles made for children, unless you make it shameful. If your insecurity leads you to inject shame into your own hobby, that’s on you

[@bane8305]

facs why this loser yappin about liking hotwheels he not hurting nobody

[@CasualCat64]

I hate people like that

[@crator8621]

I too collect hot wheels and other diecasts and I agree, it's a fun and harmless Hoby (not on your wallet) until you get people like this who just turn it into a competition and get really salty ( I think they're called scalpers ) Also I'd just like to say that, just because it's got the hot wheels logo on the car doesn't mean it's meant for kids, like the rlc cars that are £25+ some going for £200. Basically, don't judge people for collecting that you may think are kids Toys please, we are happy and if your not keep it to yourself

[@dakotahbarnhill4861]

@@crator8621Same here. Wanted to collect something as a 24 y/o, didn't have a shit ton of spare money and I used to have hot wheels as a kid. So, I started collecting them again haha

[@gupa-music]

My mom said that if I got 250 LIKES on my new song!! She’ll definitely buy me a professional mic!

[@mimbaoJH]

On behalf of the Hot Wheels community, we would like to apologize to the RuneScape, WWE, rap and Movies community, we hold zero tolerance towards this man’s behavior and have already disowned him from the world of toy cars. Not at all reflective of what we represent.

[@shimakorosu]

We rap fans accept your apology.

[@StoneNibbler]

Completely agree. As a member of the movie community, we also don’t accept them, maybe the WWE community will take them

[@r011ing_thunder6]

As someone who enjoyed drakes new album, we forgive you.

[@justsomerandomdude9699]

@@StoneNibbleras a member and representative of all of the following communities we don’t accept him. maybe the mutants will take him

[@edgymcedgelord5297]

​​@@StoneNibblerYeah no we dont want him. Thank you For The offer though

[@remyblas]

You can tell Charlie isn't lying when he says he doesn't usually go to Reddit's comment section, because as fun as this was, it isn't uncommon for that platform at all. It can get much, much worse and this is just the tip of the iceberg of cringe.

[@ArCgon]

The big proof of Charlie not being a frequent redditor is at 3:17 - the fact he's not aware reddit phased out all of their awards (like Gold and Silver) about a month ago.

[@firebush1343]

I was confused because I thought the dumpster fire that is the comments section was the only reason to reddit.

[@aarondavis8943]

Tip of the cringeberg.

[@0n_in]

This would be a self report, but game subreddits are a lot less prone to cringe imo. Sure there are still some cringe here and there, but it's not really that bad. Maybe I'm just biased though, so there's that

[@Ahmed-og2jm]

Reddit isn't that bad as long as you don't spend a bad amount of time on in it

[@BlisaBLisa]

being so openly insecure about having "childish" hobbies is infinitely more cringe than having those hobbies lmao

[@emilemil1]

"They're not toys, they're cars." has the same energy as "They're not dolls, they're action figures."

[@diegotejada55]

It’s worse cause, even if you think they’re dolls, action figures are still also action figures. This is more like saying “they’re not dolls, they’re people”

[@insanesaladcat]

still toys either way

[@thecoedbutcher52]

​@@diegotejada55 this is "my 2d waifu is real" energy

[@Ismatic1906]

They are cars though

[@diegotejada55]

@@Ismatic1906 and my lego death star is a spaceship, I guess

[@Arran05]

I just checked his account and in the span of an hour he went onto r/Sikh to be racist and r/dating_advice to tell a 14 year old to slit their wrists. What an outstanding gentleman.

[@papefalysene4661]

whts his name?

[@SynthDecay]

Yeah, I just wanna talk to him.

[@keribere244]

He must be miserable. Has he ever once had a positive thought? (excluding thoughts about cars and hot wheels)

[@Federal_Bureau_of_Investigatio]

whats his account

[@gstandsforgorgeous]

​@@Federal_Bureau_of_Investigatioyou of all people should know this

[@aajlespl7410]

As an adult Hot Wheels collector myself, I feel bad, that we have someone like him in our community. I'm sorry for that.

[@siei3i37]

Most adults collect them because alot of hot wheels correlate with real cars

[@aajlespl7410]

@@siei3i37 I collect only cars like that. Mostly based on cars from 80'-90'.

[@benzgang3639]

As a car guy and wrencher myself we don’t claim him either

[@cody12345249]

@@aajlespl7410 There's not a single person I know who doesn't have a hotwheels of their own car. I have 3 of my car, different colours. Lmao

[@Monsoon-r5n]

Loser

[@vegetin01]

The Reddit commentary is by far your best content. Love other stuff too but I actually rewatch these sometimes.

[@thesundancesamurai]

"Go play with your vroom vrooms" is hilarious💀

[@alternateog]

“Toys” is what got me 😂

[@thatoneguychad420]

The guy should have said back "I'll play with your mom's vroom vrooms" Or the tried and true "No u"

[@Soulessblur]

As a casual hot wheel enjoyer, "go play with your vroom vrooms" is actually a hilarious line. Also, everybody knows WWE is fake. You know what else is? Car Toys.

[@Soulessblur]

@@casted_shadows You'd have to own a 750hp to understand. Also, my phone only showing me your first line in the notification made that joke infinitely funnier.

[@antoniofuschetto2546]

the "vroom vrooms" got me cackling fr🤣

[@fadhilaiman7812]

ngl i still go vroom vroom with any toy cars lol

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Scripted, not necessarily fake. Like, The Rock really did throw The Undertaker off a bridge, and Hulk Hogan really did lift Andre The Giant over his head. But, the beefs and drama are fake.

[@arthurgettler211]

@Soullessblur You do know that the Hot Wheels Mattel makes are based off actual real cars that you see or can drive on the road.

[@theamazingcj2748]

"Go play with your vroom vrooms" is the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@clamerGA]

🏎️🏎️ vrooooom

[@lnstantime]

word for word

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Then he said "Go play with your vroom vroom". Funniest shit I've ever seen!

[@wandandarabbit]

@@lnstantimebar for bar

[@jee0de]

lmfaooo😭

[@justin2308]

“I marched into Mordor” is the best way to describe social media.

[@westonnemitz1093]

“That aura of insecure loser is very potent” Damn bro you killed him

[@Olemrac11]

As a mechanic, i can just visualize this kind of character in the shop lol. Hes so self conscious and just projects it. Hes probably the kind of guy to only buy snap on tools, and roasts his co workers that dont want to waste money on the unnecessary snap on price tag

[@animeloveer97]

i dont even know wtf snap on tools are xD

[@dirtyasianmafia2310]

⁠@@animeloveer97Basically they are the most expensive brand name in the game of automotive tools. To have a set of snap on tools is a flex to other mechanics in the field. Your average home mechanic generally doesn't own snap on tools because why the fuck would I pay that much

[@Basketball2k864]

Something tells me he doesn't have a 700 HP f150😂 could be wrong lmao

[@devilchomps3295]

Also probably the type of guy to brag about replacing a car battery or changing a tire and act like he knows so much about cars.

[@DANNYBOIIUU]

My spark plugs are putting me on a medium boost on my f150! 5.0? What's that? I have a 4.6 cobra-jet terminator svt ultra roush motor in my truck.

[@stevenarvizu3602]

For anyone wondering, the guy deleted his entire account. I guess the post argument clarity hit hard

[@jackhandma1011]

"Post argument clarity". That's a new term and it made too much sense.

[@Leif776]

Honestly, it's better than him keeping it and just continue his streak of cringe

[@poetryinmotion7025]

Nah, he deleted his posts on that particular thread but his account is still active. He's currently busy abusing Sikhs, 14 year olds, labelling people as emos and telling others to off themselves. All accompanied by Charlie's fans replying 'vroom vroom'. Homie has a helluva post history

[@Leif776]

@@poetryinmotion7025 holy crap this guy needs help

[@EugeneOneguine]

The other person is just as bad imo, they should both delete

[@oversizedspeedbump9375]

imagine getting into a dumb reddit argument and when you wake up the next day this video is in your youtube recommended think id just end it all

[@WayneSmith-g8h]

well thats exactly what i did, but the devil put me back into the world and forced me to keep watching this video endlessly

[@filip4767]

If you would end it all just bc of some random dude making a video about you, then you didn't have much to live for anyway.

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

@@filip4767 because you’re probably gonna get death threats and bullied by everyone

[@road길]

​@filip4767 hey so there's this cool thing called a "hyperbole"

[@filip4767]

​@@road길 It's not cool, unless you're a toddler

[@bunungo163]

I used to be a mechanic in the army & I can tell you I’ve definitely met dudes like this. He definitely speaks in a fake country accent and is in massive debt paying of his $800/month ford truck lmaooo

[@hiddenguy67]

😂

[@mercoldswfo]

I worked with that guy also lol

[@mercoldswfo]

The whole video, I kept thinking to myself “I can’t believe he found dj on Reddit”

[@8nexus0void51]

@@mercoldswfowhat was he like when you worked with him?

[@ShitkidOfJamrock]

He's in the small pp club You can tell who's in that club because once they get your in-person confirmation, they give you a coupon for one free aftermarket exhaust for all your vehicles And yes, I know because I'm in it. My car is so loud and so many ladies look at it when I drive around

[@rekanov2183]

Thank you Charlie for saying it's ok for us collectors to collect what we like, now I have the all the confidence I need to continue my human ear collection, much love

[@cooleyzz]

From pvp in diablo 2 right?...... Right?

[@ManoloRibera070]

@@cooleyzz Hardcore wow classic... I hope

[@TilDrill]

What grown man would collect ears…

[@Yewtewba]

​@@TilDrillyeah, that's something that should be left to kids.

[@Brianna_Q]

Do you accept charitable donations?

[@Macvombat]

As an avid Reddit reader I can report: the only thing remarkable about this Reddit thread, is how long the villain managed to keep engaging with his critics. That said, watching your bafflement was absolute gold. Edit: I thought my comment was reasonable and certainly not negative in any way. Yet still loads of replies are cruel and toxic. I find this surprising, especially considering the content of this video. I am fully aware that this edit will likely attract more of the same but here goes anyways. Yes, I use Reddit. I looked it up, apparently I created my account in 2016. Reddit happens to be my social media of choice and I scroll on it, according to my phone, 15 minutes a day on average. I choose to believe that the people below who chose to insult me, would never use the same language towards strangers they meet in the street. I suspect sometimes people forget that there is a person behind every comment on every social media platform. I now people will say that I should just ignore them but, believe it or not, those comments are hurtful.

[@alexanderliu9376]

Not defending the Hot Wheels guy as his comments deserve to be clowned on, but is it actually that common for people to go into other Redditors' post/comment history to make fun of something they enjoy in an unrelated topic? If it's a NSFW thing I can understand but I don't think most people on social media actually do that when they want to make a point

[@migolo1415]

@@alexanderliu9376 it's not actually that rare, some people on this platform will start snooping through your history once they run out of stupid arguments to make because they don't have anything else to do other than accept defeat (which isn't an option for them)

[@JK-jw3po]

I use youtube probably as much as I do reddit, I am still trying to find the difference. You have retarded ppl on both platforms in very similar amount. In fact you got retarded ppl everywhere but who can blame someone who has only been to one place in his life and thats the internet lol.

[@fluidthought42]

​@@alexanderliu9376 It depends. Sometimes it helps with identifying trolls and the like. Sometimes you find out that the person likes to lie about who they are. Usually it's just a mixed bag though.

[@alexanderliu9376]

@@fluidthought42true, but in this situation it just seems out of left field. It’s like having a discussion about the newest iPhone and someone says “you’re weird because you’re a Dallas Cowboys fan”. As much as Hot Wheels guy is immature for being so defensive about it, it’s certainly a weird tangent when the original post is about some rapper’s podcast

[@TokyomanUK]

14:43 he just went to narnia and he isn't comming back lol 💀

[@shweepa2061]

This is the definition of the phrase "It takes one, to know one" . All his insults definitely describes himself more than the other people he insults 😂

[@ARedMotorcycle]

Projection.

[@meatrider820]

As as a hot wheels collector myself, I'm offended at this jackass making us hot wheels fans look bad just because he is insecure about being a hot wheels fan.

[@kylespevak6781]

Projection is funny. You learn a lot about people by what they assume of others

[@SirPogsalotCreates]

see that's what we call "projection"

[@Carpatouille]

If you look carefully at most arguments made on social medias between people, it's usually what it is. I can't count the massive number of people who described themselves and their own insecurities, projecting them on the other person they disagree with. Extremely common, especially nowadays.

[@Zipcode1609]

As a fellow hotwheel enthusiast, I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we do NOT claim him!🚗🚙🏎️🚓🚘🚖🚔

[@kennnnn]

You dont get a choice.

[@P3ndejosG4ng]

Vroom vroom

[@jhaydenlee2253]

@@kennnnnshut up

[@hendrikfreitag5303]

I do. All these hotwheelless peasents shall kneel in front of my humongous collection.

[@mrrcrusher1]

Reddit hotwheel collectors are different from regular hotwheel collectors. He's someone else.

[@tos4724]

I love that this all ends with the guy basically saying: "Go be friends with each other you wierd people, I'll be lonely feeling pridefull"

[@xXVibrantSnowXx]

Racers are always alone, they don't need wife or friends

[@Javierm0n0]

The self-blind redditor is unconsciously self-aware 😂

[@Spubbily01]

He rides alone in his Boneshaker

[@mohamedsakka2338]

Actually it's prideful not pridefull

[@dekusi1857]

i went to the hot wheels subreddit out of curiosity, and mannn... those little cars are so neat... i think i've unlocked a new hobby

[@awelshwhale]

are you a mechanic? cause only mechanics can have that hobby i heard

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

love when a good thing comes out of reddit cringe. little cars are so cool, if i didn't collect so much stuff already i'd probably be into hot wheels

[@rickymc5233]

Charlie is single handedly keeping the word hoopla in circulation

[@clintgahm1495]

HOOOPLA! HOOOOPLA!

[@cian.o]

Everyone else gets hit with bricks.

[@lucamckenn5932]

I say I reckon instead of I bet because of internet historian. I reckon Charlie does the same with hoopla instead of silly.

[@Vincent_A.]

As well as Goofy goober, that’s a classic.

[@landonvincent7974]

​@@lucamckenn5932actually I think "I reckon/you reckon" is a common phrase in Australia/NZ. I watch a couple of other KZbinrs from there like I Did a Thing and Cold Ones and I occasionally hear them say it.

[@teovanly9249]

been missing these kind of internet breakdown videos from Moist

[@Apupv]

FR FR ON GOD (Edit 1): Thanks for the gold (Edit 2): MAMA I’m famous thank you for all the karma! (Edit 3): OMG stop liking my comment 🥺 (Edit 4): Why tf do I have 69 downvotes?!?!?

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@TaiderineU3]

How tf did I come across 3 “I’m better” bots in one reply section

[@SussyRobloxLord]

@AntiOfficerBMT oh renumber me? You really wanna go for a round 2 big guy?

[@Dhampire1976]

@@ChristoferPezetLol spitting rn

[@FunnyPhisto]

I have to imagine him showing his hot wheels collection to someone in real life and they go „So, you collect toys, huh?“ and he goes absolutely mental. 😂

[@vishmast]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Iosaiv]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@slurpingmario8006]

“N-no I collect cars like a real man, you wouldn’t get that tho huh?”

[@EpicAndrew97]

Lmfao

[@Iosaiv]

Lol.

[@jbainbridge22]

Someone tell him shitting your pants in front of 10 ppl is not the same things as shitting on 10 ppl.

[@jamesclegg8204]

On behalf of all of us hotwheel collectors, we sincerely do not claim this goofball in our community 😂

[@Rat_Atouie]

Good lad

[@AdamIDK]

Yea he a goofball and a half

[@stare4539]

yes

[@serbiangigamapping]

@@AdamIDK He ain't just a goofball he's a whole foolsphere

[@Zarkarin]

I haven't watched the full video yet and hearing the description of where this happened and seeing this comment gave me mental whiplash.

[@Cardinal_73]

As a hotwheels collector myself, this guy grinds my gears, him being a redditor is the icing on the shit cake.

[@superxavxii421]

Same man

[@LesterFecto]

I'll preference a reply that I have a bias, but I want to come at this in an open mind. That said, in my entire 11+ years working at TRU, Hot Wheel collectors were by far the ones I had the most difficulties with. No I'm not going to bring out a case of 72 cars when I'd only be able to put out 15-20 out of a total capacity of around 200 so that you can find 2. And I feel even less inclined to do it when you feel entitled to climb the gondolas to pull down a box during the holidays. We did have one regular who was fine and great to have in, but there were fewer of him than the aforementioned offenders.

[@aceofclubs8696]

SHIT HAWKS MR. LAHEY

[@dragonrider9051]

Only time I'd find strange people in the stockroom at any of the numerous retail stores I use to manage, always guy's looking for matchbox cars. They'd be out side scratching their arm's like crackheads waiting for our trucks to drop off the weekly merchandise orders.

[@chrisreynolds35]

Bet your vehicles don’t have more horsepower tho

[@DeepVoicedDude]

It's adorable how much enthusiasm Charlie can have for such a mundane Reddit comment thread.

[@juicer89]

bc that is how he earns his bread

[@PatternSwag]

@@juicer89on god

[@bane8305]

I swear wtf is this guy yappin about bruh lmao

[@jamesmaybrick2001]

It takes a certain talent to turn a completely uninteresting topic into a video with 1.5mil views (so far) and i presume no small amount of profit. Hell, i even found myself watching the whole video. I dont give a shit about reddit or even the dudes views that much. So, i am going with he is some sort of wizard for making you tube pay out. lol.

[@saltybread7297]

@@jamesmaybrick2001 ......

[@MRBass6000]

Aramaru 1837 finally got some competition.

[@Wuzzup129]

As someone who collects HotWheels myself, I can say this guy got what he deserves.

[@TeundeBoer-vd1dp]

🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@pr0kris]

Do you also change the spark plugs of your 700hp car?

[@budgreenjeans]

He works on race cars jerky

[@anfernycrab8029]

@@pr0krisum, actually it’s 950 hp 🤓👆

[@dkallday2463]

⁠@@pr0krisas a hot wheels mechanic I have swapped out motors thousands of times

[@commode7x]

Only Charlie can go into a common Reddit thread that is found every 20 seconds and make it engaging enough to follow as closely as Game of Thrones while it was still airing.

[@dankyei]

It was disheartening to see Charlie lose his mental stability trying to understand the mind of this redditor 😢

[@DripApe]

charles the same beast but different animal

[@CamSellars-g4n]

its like a minefield but instead of trying to avoid losing limbs youre trying to avoid losing braincells

[@cosmologicl]

​@@DripApewtf does that mean kobe bryant

[@DripApe]

@@cosmologicl you welcome

[@JulianStromer-v4i]

pov shreck 15:05

[@OceanVista76]

Thank you

[@OverTopped]

I was looking for this

[@Velmari_]

I know a guy exactly like this who just HAS TO have the last say in an argument and they think it means they've won, it's the saddest thing I've ever witnessed.

[@define-infinity]

Those are the easiest people to troll

[@turboshazed7370]

Those are the people that cannot handle being wrong or feeling defeat. 😂

[@streamer_services]

No you

[@deedsterdoo1603]

And I just said the last thing here, so I win 🏆

[@reaperton1519]

​@@deedsterdoo1603No

[@WolfWould]

The younger generation actually has a great grip on irony and humor. As an old man I see this and congratulate y'all for showing just how ridiculous this existence is. Other oldies need to chill and let the earth spin.

[@boaboakei]

We have the most broken humour gramps

[@WolfWould]

@@boaboakei Broken like the universe, Dudley.

[@spawnglance6720]

Idk about y'all, but I'm gonna be pretty interested to see what happens when Gen Z has children. If we're what the millennials churned out, then it's gonna be wild ride

[@TjallieBrrr]

Im 30 and its crazy to see how quickly people my age turn sour and start critisizing the younger generation for the exact same stuff we did. Its quite funny but also sad.

[@TheOddHog]

@@TjallieBrrrA lot of people kind of forget that gen z are teenagers right now and that they were the exact same when they themselves were teenagers

[@MichaelJCaboose013]

When you start arguing with strangers on the internet, unprovoked and with no stakes involved, then you have already taken a profound L in every possible interpretation of the concept of losing.

[@Cody-r7r]

It's apart of the culture but you wouldn't know that would you ZOOMER?

[@medialuna95]

exactly! what grown men sits down and argues with strangers online. Then have the nerves to complain about it on YT comment section! 🚫🚫🚫👎👎

[@jakefromstate5813]

​@@medialuna95swing and a miss bud

[@jakefromstate5813]

​@@medialuna95swing and a miss bud

[@jakefromstate5813]

​@@medialuna95swing and a miss bud

[@dogs_thats]

4:25 hotwheels are cool

[@stuff6504]

i like it when charlie gets so energetic. it's fun to see someone so animated when they are normally monotone

[@Kattenb]

Npc overlord

[@Chesslover69420]

Thank you Charlie for saying it's ok for us collectors to collect what we like, now I have the all the confidence I need to continue my human ear collection.

[@adv78]

How do you organize it to not scramble up the left and right ears? Do you separate each pair in a different container?

[@christy1819]

That’s the spirit! Never let little things like “morality” and “the law” keep you from pursuing your dreams! Get those ears king 👑

[@arcade3490]

Have you made a necklace of human ears yet? I heard it's quite the romantic gift.

[@LeoDudeManPerson]

be sure to give those to captain bernard in front of rattay

[@VALDiesel01]

Hold up

[@Adurite]

Sometimes I feel like Redditors purposefully find something to get mad at just to feel a sense of meaning in life.

[@winterphuntasm]

They waste like 90% of their life venting their angers and fighting with other Redditors. Never waste your life arguing with Redditors.

[@anonisnoone6125]

U can't even different opinions on there without getting downvoted into oblivion.

[@thesilver7238]

Let alone speaking like they're snobbish gods of knowledge turning the most fucking trivial topic ever into a mod-summoning shitshow and downvoting someone's opinion about toilet brushes to oblivion like he was Hitler himself.

[@andyg4929]

100%. They’re all a bunch of self righteous, pretentious, snarky shite-heads.

[@grunkleg.2934]

You're thinking of Twitter. Reddit is on something else, something far more unstable

[@opheliacofficial]

This video should be called “least angry redditor” big missed opportunity there

[@scubarubanzaii]

I’m tangentially involved in the car community and I can confirm that this dude’s behavior is actually *insanely common* among car “people”. Something about it makes people have a god complex this way. Even completely off of Reddit in normal spaces.

[@toastyshoober7046]

Dude was acting like changing spark plugs was like engine swapping

[@BestCountryEvr]

Wait until you see the political subreddits.

[@windblownleaf6450]

It's honestly the same wherever you go. People feel an insane amount of pride for the dummest shit.

[@Amzzyyo]

Why did you quote the word "people"? 😅

[@alejandrorivas4585]

​@@BestCountryEvrat least in political subs the things they are discussing have real stakes

[@CrunchesFPS]

The strongest profile check i’ve ever seen on reddit was a couple days ago when i found an argument and one of the guys checks to see that the other guy had made a post asking “Why bestiality isn’t legal” and talking about how people/ government shouldn’t make be so controlling and how it has a domino affect. Let’s just say the guy who checked the profile won the argument without even arguing the topic at hand.

[@Slava_Ukraini1991]

advocating for bestiality. typical furry shit. i'm not trying to be mean but every time i have met a furry they always act so goddamn weird. i was friends with a few and it has gotten to the point where i just feel bad for them because i always feel so weirded out after being around them.

[@showsister69]

Imagine thinking a profile check is a power move when I intentionally fill my reddit history with shit to make fedora tippers who are too invested in internet battles feel like they have anything. Then I call them a phaggot and they explode

[@Eris_Greyrat]

Why isnt it legal though? Lol im joking

[@curlybill3666]

Yeah that'll do it

[@Eris_Greyrat]

@awhellnah__ It doesn't help my case that I'm also from Alabama.

[@ZiroWatt]

Gotta really appreciate charlies redemption arc. The man went from having some painfully cringey stories of his own to being the universal judge jury and executioner of cringe

[@Bottlebitz]

He's currently scathing on his account right now.

[@reallifesupermann]

Moist critical? More long hypocritical.

[@Bottlebitz]

@@reallifesupermann 👈 needs Grammarly

[@urbainleverrier1]

​@@reallifesupermannhuh

[@JonBomers]

@@reallifesupermannwoah, you really got him there!

[@CofiiYT]

11:51 i was playing runescape and as i soon as iheard this i switched to youtube so fast and Tuned in so Hard lmaooo

[@postmortem3260]

Moral of the story: Don't attack people based on what they enjoy, or you will make a fool of yourself and come across as a massive dick.

[@shatterscape]

Uh no?

[@warlordofbritannia]

I’m just disappointed we needed a story to make this clear.

[@guyferrari8124]

Yeah no, cringe culture exists for a reason

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

Okay but bear in mind not everyone is going to enjoy that thing. Or I guess a less flowery way of saying it, *for the love of god I don’t want to see your fetish. Tag it properly so it doesn’t slip through safesearch when I’m just trying to look at art.*

[@IkeTheSir]

What if someone likes murder, or grape? Like Ted bundy

[@Savannah-]

Never thought my attention could be held this well by an 18 minute video of a recap and review of a reddit argument.

[@TheSauceBoss7]

studying

[@Princessbuttercupish]

I rarely use reddit, but one of my guilty pleasures is finding a reddit treat where someone just doesn't stop arguing and makes themselves look stupider and stupider because they can't stop. They probably sit refreshing the page, desperately hoping the next insult they throw out into the void is going to be the one that miraculously allows them to 'win'.

[@ProGentleman]

And they pat themselves on the back while reading their own replies aloud to the otherwise empty room they're occupying.

[@showsister69]

"I rarely use reddit" okay lmao

[@showsister69]

We know you're addicted too, it's alright buddy

[@ElectricpedOFFICIAL]

​@@showsister69 you good?

[@auugh43546]

@@showsister69 bait or brain damage call it

[@mareksb]

If a subreddit has above 500k members it is practically guaranteed there is atleast one exchange like this in every new semi-popular post

[@Morisu-Chan]

Reddit is like a miniature version of the whole internet, you have politics, anime, movies, and porn all in one place, not to mention the fact that most redditors just believes they're better than everyone else and is angry all the time.

[@abztrackt]

You need to stop generalizing.

[@abztrackt]

You need to stop generalizing.

[@kidx4581]

@@abztracktTrue. However, redditor spotted.

[@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard]

@@abztrackt this makes me want to start generalizing

[@ChaliceReal]

​@@abztracktIM GONNA GENERALIZEEE

[@brynt.miller]

"Go play with your vroom vrooms" is a staggering comeback

[@elliex_x6281]

This is an accurate representation of why arguing with stupid people is impossible.

[@Viddal_VonPepega]

Omsim*

[@karenamyx2205]

You cant use logic to argue against a position if they didn't use logic to arrive at that position in the first place..

[@jonathanpilcher337]

Both sides of this are stupid in my book. Reddit so easily devolves into both compensation and circle jerking, it's insane

[@Lkdhhabv]

@@karenamyx2205say that to the politics subreddit. Purely liberal agenda

[@psychicbyinternet]

@@Lkdhhabv Oh the irony... Yes I'm sure you use logic to arrive at your political positions. XD

[@ian1231100]

4:13 At this point I'd just say 'touché' and leave it.

[@sleekhangman1590]

As a man that has over 600 hot wheels, they are toys. I’ve been made fun of countless times for collecting them. But they are worth cash. Especially the ones where only about 8 are made.

[@robo-joe6111]

I only collect the experimotors, Forza, and pop culture cars. Still looking for the Max Steel one, I got the bike a few months back

[@bradydoesthings2547]

I collect them for dioramas and because I just like cars

[@SilverSphereSorcerer]

I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation of constructing elaborate tracks and using them until they've lost all value.

[@TheAustralianMapper5378]

Everyone has there hobbies

[@devilord3271]

I used to work at wal mart and the Hot Wheels section was constantly a mess because of people trying to find rare hot wheels

[@murlocssitintheback4572]

Of course, he's not a Reddit user, he's obviously a well-distinguished and astute Twitter specialist.

[@Arbaz3102]

So is that... A good thing? Lmao

[@Aniware]

not even close to what can be considered good💀

[@Chironexe]

​@@Arbaz3102hell no lmaoooo

[@Arbaz3102]

Yeah I should've figured that, y'all 💀 Though this guy isn't that wrong, Charlie _is_ well-distinguished and an astute specialist, but in handling Twitter cringe. FTFY 😊

[@Rysarod]

Reddit is for the biggest losers on the internet though. Like it's a collection of our worst humans. Also found the redditor, roasted.

[@ihave0hp]

The reveal that he was a pickup truck driver with a F150 was just perfect I swear 90% of pickup truck drivers act like this. Also my fiance & I are car people and collect hot wheels not all of us are this lame I promise lol

[@joshuabeck6008]

As a member of the pickup community I would like to inform all who will hear it that our high council has declared the redditor's behavior to be of such cringe that he has been excommunicated from our order and will have his HP permanently lowered.

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

He's not lame, that reply was just mad annoying

[@xXVibrantSnowXx]

He is lame lol @@mrpickles-hb6zx

[@alvins.mindset]

Saying collecting hotwheels is “being into cars” is like collecting gi joe action figures and saying “I’m really into guns and soldiers”

[@Yarsig]

That guy is like 90% of mainstream Reddit. They're so angry all the time, I can't help but find it hilarious.

[@diktatoralexander88]

Reddit is a forum for internet softies. They think they are important because they use it, but its actually the most toxic way to get into a hobby. Case in point, went to the lego subforum. That's when I realized even lego fans can be toxic to each other. There's karma farming there as well.

[@russman3787]

This is why if you use reddit you should always block the big subreddits. They aren't worth it. Do what you came there to do and nothing else.

[@manboy4720]

@@diktatoralexander88 i only stuck to forums based on specific video games i played, and even then there were so many douchebags. i fucking hated talking to those people.

[@eatbreakfasts7993]

Idk, just depends on the subreddit really. I'm on Reddit regularly. Particularly a lot of tech subreddits. Some are extremely helpful and friendly and some will straight up attack you for asking a question that isn't complex enough.

[@aligned88]

i mean idk maybe i’m on a dif subreddits that you are but most of the comments i see are super nice or funny 😭

[@Pu1seMusic]

Please farm Reddit for more content like this, Charlie. This really turned my night around and put a huge smile on my face lmao.

[@marinaSassygUrl88]

Me too 😂and he’s genuinely enjoying this too haha. I love it. This is the first time I see Charlie genuinely so into something and I too enjoyed this video😅

[@ZephaniahBreeze]

@@marinaSassygUrl88 Ight bro

[@ToriTrak]

Charlie just has such a great way to tell a story / recap something. Reddit would be a goldmine for him and I would watch every single video of it.

[@Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus]

Samee

[@l1z4rd67]

most reddit response to this video

[@xtra_1807]

The saddest part of this ending is knowing that that guy is thinking to himself, “Man I just fucking destroyed those losers im so fucking cool”

[@Cenentury0941]

"Man I just fucking destroyed those losers im so fucking cool! *vroom vroom, beep-beep*"

[@insertsomememereferenceher8483]

Everyone involved was thinking that.

[@dovahdog0]

@@Cenentury0941 "Man I just destroyed those losers I'm so fucking cool!" *tire screech*

[@EliabYared-i5n]

12:37 i never knew charlie was a bleach fan, funny reference bro

[@Limbambo]

This is the most basic conversation I’ve ever seen on Reddit and seeing Charlie treat it like it’s warfare is an interesting watch.

[@CherrrrBear]

Truth 😂😂

[@myparentsaredivorced4573]

I was on the Bearded Dragons subreddit with a post about a very obese beardie, and I legit had someone say I practically called them a c**t because I mentioned the poster shouldn’t overfeed their lizard. It’s crazy how easily Redditors misconstrue literally everything you could say.

[@Spooky-Sara]

I know you commented a month ago but what color is your beardie??

[@myparentsaredivorced4573]

@@Spooky-Sara regular tan, paler color.

[@Spooky-Sara]

@@myparentsaredivorced4573 nice! My partner has a yellow-y one. She’s fat and sassy

[@aiyanahmad3993]

​@@Spooky-Sara don't overfeed her!

[@Manigeitora]

@@Spooky-Sara "I'm feeling fat, and sassy." *yells DBZ power-up noises*

[@Scarecr0wn]

There is a parallel universe where the dude got called out for liking Hot Wheels and just replied “yeah you got a point, I will shut up now”. Imagine that.

[@MarvinHartmann452]

Or something like "OK then agree to disagree" but this would be too much and too mature.

[@ninjafrog6966]

@@MarvinHartmann452too mature for reddit

[@highlordlaughterofcanada8685]

I want to live in that timeline

[@NovaTheFusky]

Also he's not a mechanic because most mechanics don't usually like to brag about always fixing there car proving it's always broken

[@lunacy3]

Imagine having a bad day and going off on people on reddit then finding out that one commentary channel with 13 million subs ALSO clowned you😂

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

Oh man so roasted 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 historians a 100 years from now will laugh at your comments

[@macipod00]

Oh man so roasted 😆🤣😂😹😆 historians a 100 years from now will laugh at your comments

[@Evan.l11]

However, it must be such an exhilarating experience to be clowned on by Charlie.

[@thedudefromrobloxx]

​@@jeremybrimmer1990It literally does not matter at all if hypothetical future historians like the roasts????

[@guccipucci69420]

​@@jeremybrimmer1990Are you the dude commenting in the video? Lol

[@adinfinitum2704]

Even through the veil of the internet, I still feel shame sometimes when I care too much and get into a slap fight. How this man is so inured to embarassment that he not only said what he said, but stood by it too, is beyond me. It's like some sort of superpower.

[@killapizza2829]

I see it a lot its like even if you were to slap him in the face he still wouldnt wake up from his delusion

[@Anreii]

Pride of feeling a "win"/last word outweighing his own personal pride and dignity. I was like this and hating myself for it during my kid/teen years lol thank fuck I grew out of it. Not out for blood at innocent people tho, this dudes just a plain piece of shit.

[@ryukami404]

@@killapizza2829 People tend to either double down or wake up when slapped.

[@wyleFTW]

Maybe he's just a troll

[@hiddenguy67]

yeah

[@atas2561]

I really want to highlight this behaviour because it’s insanely frustrating. A lot of people on social media and reality can’t accept the fact that people will eventually like different things like games, clothes, hobbies, or even politics. They won’t bother to be friends with a person that doesn’t share everything in common.

[@fruitygranulizer540]

so true. also as a car person, this is especially true about the car community. for some reason, so many car guys just automatically disassociate themselves from anyone who isn't into it, they think they're above everyone else just because they're into cars. it's become so ridiculously common to see these douchebags going around calling everyone an "NPC" just because they don't care for cars. honestly, its embarassing

[@thechosenjuan8776]

honestly this isnt even a social media thing it's just human garbage in general

[@carsoncomplains]

Something about Reddit brings out the genuine worst of people. I’m ashamed to admit I got into an argument so heated that I started using the suicide hotline feature on the other guy

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

I try to avoid insulting the other person so when they do I can ignore them no matter how good their point is.

[@SevenStarSkyes]

Unfortunately, that's very true. The only real way to avoid it is by just sticking to smaller, niche areas where not a lot of arguments happen. But even then it'll still find you there one way or another. I don't think I ever got into any bad arguments on Reddit, but even still, that constant air of tension and negativity really messed with me sometimes. It's why I had to drop certain subreddits entirely. The app itself honestly isn't bad. I myself am a fan of the interface and idea. It's just that, all too often, the people and groups on it aren't.

[@allys744]

The only thing more insufferable than an angry Reddit user is an angry Twitter user or people who devote their entire existence to pop stars/celebrities and defend every action they make, good and bad. Reasons like this make me understand why several people don’t like social media.

[@coreyap186]

As a car guy who also collect the Hot Wheels, there's A LOT of people like this in both hobbys. It's a daily occurrence... but he crossed the line when he went after RuneScape.

[@JonduGaming]

As someone who has next to no self-esteem...this guy needs help on MULTIPLE levels when it comes to the same thing...

[@clown1536]

Ay, pick yourself up, man. You may not have self-esteem, but I'm sure you've got SOMETHING. You stay safe and take care of yourself, dw you got this fam

[@SpartanHawk]

@@clown1536 Amen. love seeing people like yourself randomly spreading truthful kindness.

[@clown1536]

@@SpartanHawk You too man. Least we can do for one another is help each other out. Stay safe out there ❤️

[@Vincent_A.]

Well, at least you’re honest about it instead of coping like Hotwheels Henry. That’s a W.

[@mech1x]

as long as you're not as insecure as this guy, then that's something man

[@Gabecastaneda2004]

I feel like you'd never want the title of "best redditor" dear God 😭😭

[@HCG]

Go play with your vroom vrooms is such a banger insult lmfao

[@rrc3]

I love that Charlie finds every day reddit so thrilling.

[@adammoore8035]

Hot Wheels guy is the biggest tool in his garage.

[@Vibakari]

As someone who works on cars I will now be referring to myself as a Vroom Vroom Technician