Master of Small Condoms

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penguinz0

penguinz0

Күн бұрын

This is the greatest condom size of All Time

Пікірлер: 2 000
@eeVviiMusic
@eeVviiMusic 4 жыл бұрын
The guy isn't sweating; he's producing water from the air.
@bacterialcontamination
@bacterialcontamination 4 жыл бұрын
Edward Elric Full Metal Alchemist style
@ZVDhunter861
@ZVDhunter861 4 жыл бұрын
The water which the dragon’s drank was from his sweat
@xluiii
@xluiii 4 жыл бұрын
*its condensation* 👁️👄👁️
@melissasmith2077
@melissasmith2077 4 жыл бұрын
lmaoo the avatar reference
@garlicbread5688
@garlicbread5688 4 жыл бұрын
This man does the machines job better than it does it’s job
@somekindofusername
@somekindofusername 4 жыл бұрын
“I want £500,000 for the antidote to the poison you’ve just drank”
@youngkob3408
@youngkob3408 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@iamlame9631
@iamlame9631 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@Mikrowave4
@Mikrowave4 4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, this comment is underrated
@jailee6438
@jailee6438 4 жыл бұрын
- easy 2.5 million right there.
@juhalight5921
@juhalight5921 4 жыл бұрын
bruh
@names7278
@names7278 4 жыл бұрын
The dehumidifier actually sucked in all of the sweat that came off that dude’s face, he was merely providing his own water for the hosts.
@hydrogenatom4624
@hydrogenatom4624 4 жыл бұрын
Don't Read my username.
@alaricwilliamson5067
@alaricwilliamson5067 4 жыл бұрын
@@hydrogenatom4624 Nothing to do with the comment or video but I respect it.
@hydrogenatom4624
@hydrogenatom4624 4 жыл бұрын
​@@alaricwilliamson5067 Really the only way for a small channel like mine to get traction these days.
@alaricwilliamson5067
@alaricwilliamson5067 4 жыл бұрын
@@hydrogenatom4624 It really is.
@octofuddy4635
@octofuddy4635 4 жыл бұрын
Braxton I also have a girlfriend but she goes to another school and honestly you wouldn’t know her anyway :/ :/:/
@ajwong4375
@ajwong4375 4 жыл бұрын
Did no one else hear that one dude at the end of the small condom pitch when he said “I’m going to get a 3.5inch one”
@ARTEMISXIX
@ARTEMISXIX 4 жыл бұрын
King.
@FirstLast-em5uz
@FirstLast-em5uz 4 жыл бұрын
Right the dragon says "actually... I think I might get one of them three and a half inch ones..." and then he smiles for like 3 seconds deep in thought. It was so perfect I wish Charlie talked about it.
@toasty8638
@toasty8638 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes. nice.
@Sip_Dhit
@Sip_Dhit 4 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-em5uz the kind of thought were you tell the truth but it's so people can laugh at it
@Aaron-un4jo
@Aaron-un4jo 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m 9-% sure it was a try at humor
@fnkvx
@fnkvx 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the investors think people don’t complain about condoms being to big huh
@viceroy___
@viceroy___ 4 жыл бұрын
Because they are Chadvestors.
@neesan9962
@neesan9962 4 жыл бұрын
Because it was an old woman 👀 she probably wouldn’t give a shit if her husband was uncomfortable
@Notjacobsilvestri
@Notjacobsilvestri 4 жыл бұрын
SSC van Zyl no because they hit it raw
@CeraphineLuna
@CeraphineLuna 4 жыл бұрын
@skOsH try them on in the condom isle
@roberthan5109
@roberthan5109 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair I'm willing to bet she hasn't had sex in decades
@aretti2491
@aretti2491 4 жыл бұрын
There's probably third guy inside that water machine, sweatin to the cups
@Robinhartz
@Robinhartz 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@gabemusicofficial5448
@gabemusicofficial5448 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JeEhaO
@JeEhaO 4 жыл бұрын
A plausable scenario.. :D
@clipsedrag13
@clipsedrag13 4 жыл бұрын
thunderfoot has entered chat*
@Catnippy
@Catnippy 4 жыл бұрын
or just pissing
@megabrick9299
@megabrick9299 4 жыл бұрын
Little does Charlie know, if a pitch is unsuccessful on dragons den, the investors proceed to corner and consume the essence of the businessmen, hence why they're so nervous and sweating profusely
@redobyte3495
@redobyte3495 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the dragons ate them, isn’t that where the name comes from?
@BeanGP
@BeanGP 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff DeezNutz the investors are the dragons
@B0bb217
@B0bb217 4 жыл бұрын
@@redobyte3495 wrong, they actually drink them through a large straw
@redobyte3495
@redobyte3495 4 жыл бұрын
B0bb217 oh thank you for the correction
@theguythatasked6400
@theguythatasked6400 4 жыл бұрын
B0bb217 incorrect, it’s actually a regular straw, sucking their essence out over a 3 hour slurp session
@hpr_superlegendboss9899
@hpr_superlegendboss9899 4 жыл бұрын
What we don’t see is Charlie on his phone trying desperately to find the manufacturer
@Thomas_Winters
@Thomas_Winters 4 жыл бұрын
Our boy may be short but he's not small.
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Winters an average penis with a below average height makes Charlie look like he has Big Ben in his basketball shorts.
@oriyonay8825
@oriyonay8825 4 жыл бұрын
you say this like he has sex or something
@Oddie99000
@Oddie99000 4 жыл бұрын
@Ori Yonay You say this like he doesn’t have a girlfriend
@fopeprancis3207
@fopeprancis3207 4 жыл бұрын
He’s known as the 6.5incher weiner
@Spazzsticks
@Spazzsticks 4 жыл бұрын
I bet that water prolly tastes like how airconditioner condensation smells.
@GTAmaniac1
@GTAmaniac1 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's the same thing.
@braedengriffiths4249
@braedengriffiths4249 4 жыл бұрын
Prolly?
@Intrspace
@Intrspace 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what that means because I don't live in the desert :)
@Ou8y2k2
@Ou8y2k2 4 жыл бұрын
Re-humidified skin flavor. How youse literally like me now?
@braedengriffiths4249
@braedengriffiths4249 4 жыл бұрын
Ou8y2k2 youse?
@CApt-NinJA
@CApt-NinJA 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Turns up the volume to hear the video* Charlie: *Speaks* Me: *Turns it wayyyy down*
@matty_daddy
@matty_daddy 4 жыл бұрын
I like to play with my wee wee under the bwanke
@truetape666
@truetape666 4 жыл бұрын
I deadass did the same shit
@CApt-NinJA
@CApt-NinJA 4 жыл бұрын
@Internet Bait 0.0 thx
@chrisellington5100
@chrisellington5100 3 жыл бұрын
heat*
@BakaXen
@BakaXen 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisellington5100 how you gonna correct him but then be wrong yourself.
@xandergonzo4853
@xandergonzo4853 4 жыл бұрын
Man the dragons negotiate like Mexican narcos, not like actual investors.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool KZbinr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear metal
@GOATaro_
@GOATaro_ 4 жыл бұрын
AxxL what language you speaking bruh
@jruba7559
@jruba7559 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku bruh this mans is back again
@jesuisunepamplemousse2888
@jesuisunepamplemousse2888 4 жыл бұрын
Tf?
@MexicanCrusader
@MexicanCrusader 4 жыл бұрын
Tf you said?
@jackdorsey7820
@jackdorsey7820 4 жыл бұрын
im now watching 2 critikal vids at once. i have ascended
@jemjem5137
@jemjem5137 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who does that.
@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395
@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395 4 жыл бұрын
How can you h e a r
@dumqlings5210
@dumqlings5210 4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395 sesame street
@jemberlou
@jemberlou 4 жыл бұрын
sophi west with his ears :/
@filipbartulovic8124
@filipbartulovic8124 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, fools. I am watching 5 of them at once. I am at a cosmic level of ascendance.
@sandiboy9887
@sandiboy9887 4 жыл бұрын
The two men selling air water are a 95% on the moist meter
@30neru
@30neru 4 жыл бұрын
you're right
@dannkobb
@dannkobb 4 жыл бұрын
When you give your son the wrong backpack
@DZMoops
@DZMoops 4 жыл бұрын
“I like the taste of garbage” No wonder Charlie keeps watching Attaway General
@matty_daddy
@matty_daddy 4 жыл бұрын
I like to play with my wee wee under the bwankee
@piggy5738
@piggy5738 4 жыл бұрын
Hey calling attaway general garbage is a disgrace to garbage
@davidpereira5969
@davidpereira5969 4 жыл бұрын
Dont disrespect Attaway General! Its not garbage, its the perfect result of a fusion betwen used drug syringes and a massive brain tumor
@symon5468
@symon5468 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidpereira5969 did you mean brain infection
@maximusstorm1215
@maximusstorm1215 3 жыл бұрын
"You never hear anybody complain about condoms." When is a man ever going to openly admit that a condom is too big for them? Never; that would never happen. I think it's a pretty good idea as I imagine there are many guys out there that struggle with this issue. It's a completely reasonable idea that makes perfect sense. I've no idea why they hated it so much.
@notaperson1487
@notaperson1487 3 жыл бұрын
if I gotta use the garbage bag, I will
@gibatron8072
@gibatron8072 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah actually fr. Definitely a bunch of chodes on the internet *cough* reddit so they clearly just wouldn’t open their third eye on this one.
@7Volkan6
@7Volkan6 3 жыл бұрын
The opposite is true as well. One night I landed myself a beauty and she didn't want to have sex without a condom. The size I use is 69 mm (width) they only sell up to 60 in regular stores. I order mine online. I literally fucking order Theyfit, the product that they shat on. Well anyway, couldn't wait for condoms so I texted my neighbour and took 3 average 54 mm width condoms. Long story short, it ripped and she had to get an AfterPill. I never told her that I knew that the condoms were too small. Probably due to shame for taking such risks without her knowledge.
@sirthomastheodoreblackwood5590
@sirthomastheodoreblackwood5590 2 жыл бұрын
@@notaperson1487 Fuck sake. I know you posted this a year ago but it's got me fucking crying laughing at 3am XD
@notaperson1487
@notaperson1487 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirthomastheodoreblackwood5590 the funnier joke is that in that amount of time, I got a girlfriend and I'm actually scared of using a condom because I'm not ready for kids so yknow in case... yeah I kinda grew abit
@than217
@than217 4 жыл бұрын
"But you never hear about people complaining about the size of condoms." The guy should have responded "Then you've apparently never asked a man about it." She has no clue what she's pretending to be an expert about.
@JayMaverick
@JayMaverick 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. All jokes aside, men have different sized junk and it's a huge pita finding the correct size rubber. I hated using condoms for years until a wise woman eventually told me I'm using the wrong size. So frustrating that people downplay this issue.
@alyssiataylor546
@alyssiataylor546 4 жыл бұрын
I've never NOT had a dude complain about wearing a condom. I don't have a dick and even I know what she said was nonsense
@traolin5877
@traolin5877 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously though. The dude had the right idea of comparing condoms to shoes: I never know which one fits me right until I try them on. Some are true to size, some run big, some run too tight. Goldilocks’ condom, gotta find the one that’s just right.
@theresalwaysanotherway3996
@theresalwaysanotherway3996 4 жыл бұрын
@@camdavis9362 correct, size is relevant to girth. Girth varies just as much as length, the average nominal width of condom that you're gonna get in america will probably be 54-56mm, for a lot of men that is either not enough or too much. it is fine for 98% of men, but for the other 2% on either end of the bell curve, we need an alternative. Hell, durex only recently even started selling 64mms in the USA under the new XXL size, before then if you wanted 64mm your only option was something like theyfit (the brand shown in the video).
@Volaths
@Volaths 4 жыл бұрын
@@JayMaverick Seriously I cannot recommend theyfit enough, they're incredible. Way better than anything else on the market, you woul;dn't just pick a random fucking shoe size and slap it on your foot, that's the way I look at condoms too
@decortic8r
@decortic8r 4 жыл бұрын
How the hell did the "I'll take one of those.... 3.5" condoms" comment just slide right by.
@matty_daddy
@matty_daddy 4 жыл бұрын
I like to play with my wee wee under the bwankee
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 4 жыл бұрын
i was hearing charlie and zoning on him and he was talking so im assuming it was him and most people zooming on charlie then the quiet guy talking.
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 4 жыл бұрын
@skOsH or he's small. I mean anythings possible.
@windwraith1950
@windwraith1950 4 жыл бұрын
@@emrahalien2972 or its also about the diameter of the sausage, because most regular condom brands just have the same size of girth 🤔🤔
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 4 жыл бұрын
@@windwraith1950 or hes both small in size and thickness at the same time.
@Luke4Smith
@Luke4Smith 4 жыл бұрын
that guy sweats more then prince andrew in kindergarden class
@OHYS
@OHYS 4 жыл бұрын
Nursery but ok
@papaquaalude8227
@papaquaalude8227 4 жыл бұрын
nah man, he has a medical condition that prevents him from sweating, remember?
@azzy6687
@azzy6687 3 жыл бұрын
It's a pretty unknown fact that Dragon's Den businessmen have to make their presentations directly above a giant oven so they may feel what is like to be in a dragon's den.
@Bat0541
@Bat0541 4 жыл бұрын
"That Ken and Peele skit" -Charlie 2020
@l3wdlemon708
@l3wdlemon708 4 жыл бұрын
I dug for this comment lol
@kraio-sfu
@kraio-sfu 4 жыл бұрын
Ken and Peal
@JINX1441
@JINX1441 4 жыл бұрын
@@l3wdlemon708 same
@darkmode2468
@darkmode2468 4 жыл бұрын
You mean keele and pen?
@Grecks1961
@Grecks1961 4 жыл бұрын
@@courier6960 Penn and teller?
@jockseethe9300
@jockseethe9300 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie should go on this show and sell his workout fleshlights.
@シランドラ
@シランドラ 4 жыл бұрын
@Sir Smith Cumbells*
@N_Corporation
@N_Corporation 4 жыл бұрын
Sexy pfp 😳
@sweetsour4375
@sweetsour4375 4 жыл бұрын
Nice melons
@Lunar_Atronach
@Lunar_Atronach 4 жыл бұрын
Here's the slogan: work out and jerk out
@TnT_F0X
@TnT_F0X 4 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't he call it Custom Condoms? Not small, not large, you sized!
@Asutoro
@Asutoro 4 жыл бұрын
Master of marketing
@siyacer
@siyacer 4 жыл бұрын
Cusdoms
@collnes5289
@collnes5289 4 жыл бұрын
So bassically... Small
@mr.cringe7717
@mr.cringe7717 4 жыл бұрын
Invest
@cagxplays9602
@cagxplays9602 4 жыл бұрын
@@siyacer that's fantastic.
@tkn2597
@tkn2597 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Pete at 1:53 : "I might go and grab one of those, 3 and a half inch ones"
@SpeedyThingGoIn4
@SpeedyThingGoIn4 4 жыл бұрын
I think he was smiling to cover up that he was serious.
@huskytzu7709
@huskytzu7709 4 жыл бұрын
Condom? I call mine “Dragon’s Den”
@jayashiTGUY
@jayashiTGUY 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@zackery5678
@zackery5678 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@AS-wi1yl
@AS-wi1yl 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@christinakinch
@christinakinch 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Superfan109
@Superfan109 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😅
@largemonkey
@largemonkey 4 жыл бұрын
Small condoms are for small boys, I’d expect you of all people to understand, Charlie
@goggles8691
@goggles8691 4 жыл бұрын
No no no. It makes perfect sense, he gave up on height to grow his penis.
@jigglephysics4508
@jigglephysics4508 4 жыл бұрын
And monkeys have big pps?
@dumqlings5210
@dumqlings5210 4 жыл бұрын
He is jesus. His father taught the world about condoms
@Humptygotadumpy
@Humptygotadumpy 4 жыл бұрын
Goggles Luxio Saki!?!
@artixal4871
@artixal4871 4 жыл бұрын
Ok ok imagine jacksepticye crying, but with a deep voice long hair masculine jaw line acutely lined eyes, a pinch of a thick beard. And the IQ of a predecessor of Einstein
@nopenope4673
@nopenope4673 4 жыл бұрын
I've only been this early to my own birth, my father should've invested in the custom condom
@dumqlings5210
@dumqlings5210 4 жыл бұрын
.....baby shark doodoodoo......
@jesus9925
@jesus9925 4 жыл бұрын
funny
@raptorjesus9054
@raptorjesus9054 4 жыл бұрын
@@dumqlings5210 *no*
@leo.lindsay
@leo.lindsay 4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps your father should have invested in the customcondoms
@dumqlings5210
@dumqlings5210 4 жыл бұрын
@@raptorjesus9054 ..daddy shark...harder daddy shark 😩.....
@EthGemsnStuff
@EthGemsnStuff 4 жыл бұрын
"we need this product!" *pulls down pants and starts measuring*
@juhalight5921
@juhalight5921 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@matty_daddy
@matty_daddy 4 жыл бұрын
I like to play with my wee wee under the bwankee
@DivestedEntity
@DivestedEntity 4 жыл бұрын
I LOL SOOOOO HARD TO THIS 😂😂😂😂
@thunderocker343
@thunderocker343 4 жыл бұрын
I will quote you on this
@8djd
@8djd 4 жыл бұрын
I can never hear what they're saying over Charlie's voice
@zetrosky2951
@zetrosky2951 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie is the type of man to brag about the condoms he uses, and you couldn't tell if he was joking or not.
@carven_chr9715
@carven_chr9715 2 жыл бұрын
Pai kaana kalia
@raptorjesus9054
@raptorjesus9054 4 жыл бұрын
*He's a little confused but he got the spirit*
@dumqlings5210
@dumqlings5210 4 жыл бұрын
I read sprite
@zahash545
@zahash545 4 жыл бұрын
Hes got the d r a n k
@naranciacake5780
@naranciacake5780 4 жыл бұрын
id love some sprite right about now
@leo.lindsay
@leo.lindsay 4 жыл бұрын
That’s about it. See ya.
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 4 жыл бұрын
He has spiwit
@nicholisredfern9189
@nicholisredfern9189 4 жыл бұрын
"Its not the size of the ship issa bout the motion of the ocean"- Ancient Dickology
@callmesanti710
@callmesanti710 4 жыл бұрын
There can’t be motion if there is no ocean
@beepobeepo
@beepobeepo 4 жыл бұрын
@@callmesanti710 strap-ons, my dear
@zoom-zip3473
@zoom-zip3473 4 жыл бұрын
i heard that from dom mazzetti the first time lmao
@nicholisredfern9189
@nicholisredfern9189 4 жыл бұрын
"The tide always goes back in but eventually it must pull back out"- Ancient Dickology
@Floaty8008
@Floaty8008 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholisredfern9189 lmao I'm laughing so hard rn
@DippedChip
@DippedChip 4 жыл бұрын
we all know charlie is gonna be talking to this man after the stream
@kidmods
@kidmods 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@kcthompson445
@kcthompson445 3 жыл бұрын
The sweaty guy was a conman, there is no way he isn't. Dude sweating like somebody yelling in his ear piece "Cut the blue wire!!! THE BLUE WIRE!!!!!"
@adonisjenkins3930
@adonisjenkins3930 3 жыл бұрын
I like how “master of condoms” was recommended 9 months after its conception
@thecrabmaestro564
@thecrabmaestro564 2 жыл бұрын
The female dragons went out in the first clip, understandably. From experience men are shit at talking about their sexual health, especially to their partners. The fact that the male dragons also went out is understandable. To point out that men might complain about condoms suggests that they themselves have thought about it, and might be insecure about certain aspects. One made a joke at the end lightheartedly, but the context was different. I hope that guy found the funding he needed.
@_Lumiere_
@_Lumiere_ 2 жыл бұрын
The company seems to be doing well and people in this comment section recommend it. You say men are shit at talking about their sexual health, that's partly true. But it's also a societal problem. Condoms don't come in good sizing options, there's too much focus on length and too much stigma and shame involved in just talking about it. There's too little support. The fact that most women are uneducated about it, like the woman in the video, doesn't help either. Most seem to believe that one-size-fits-all idea and that if you complain, you are a problem. You even see that in this comment section, unfortunately. Not to mention the absolutely horrible videos of women dragging condoms over their legs as if to prove the idea that condom size doesn't matter that have been circulating over the past decade.
@lemonywater2979
@lemonywater2979 2 жыл бұрын
@@_Lumiere_ The main reason those videos exist is to combat men who will say they can't wear a condom because they're too big...on every occasion, for no other reason than it feels better for them. I think putting your whole leg in a condom is not the best way to combat that but those demonstrations didn't come out of nowhere, and it is the dude's responsibility to find and carry a condom that's the right size for him.
@teunissenstefan
@teunissenstefan 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone's acting like this is a weird idea, but there are literally brands that sell multiple *specific* sizes of condoms. Like "MySize" for example.
@updaet6870
@updaet6870 4 жыл бұрын
^This. I feel like I am watching an tribe who havent discovered fire yet
@_Lumiere_
@_Lumiere_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@updaet6870 lmao same
@ThePaintedHope
@ThePaintedHope 2 жыл бұрын
I once got the girlfriend of one of my best friends( he had a huge dong) to hand him one of those MySize condoms before they fucked xD. He didnt find it that amusing but she had a good laugh.
@CMDRkarstenvader
@CMDRkarstenvader 2 жыл бұрын
It's so stupid. There are multiple brands that do this, and they are successful.
@astyutechick7980
@astyutechick7980 4 жыл бұрын
As much as I love critical, i gotto admit, i hate it when he's talking over other videos. I love the style in which he does attaway general
@DXTb0nEXD
@DXTb0nEXD 4 жыл бұрын
then watch the original videos lol
@generalkenobi3757
@generalkenobi3757 4 жыл бұрын
Ye I'm the same
@bubbagidrolobidoo6730
@bubbagidrolobidoo6730 4 жыл бұрын
He's streaming these things
@zelgiusthebrave1401
@zelgiusthebrave1401 3 жыл бұрын
fuckin finally someone else says it sometimes ill genuinely get pissed off when i want to know whats happening but he wont stfu
@flor9345
@flor9345 3 жыл бұрын
@@zelgiusthebrave1401 How bout you watch the original? People watch for Charles’ for commentary, not the vid in question. Also, he’s a streamer, he would be pretty crappy at his job if he didn’t crack a joke every once in a while, or else this would just be him watching T.V.
@atmosphericrex
@atmosphericrex 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, getting the right fitting condom can be a chore if you’re either too big or too small. The first pitch is actually a really good idea.
@CamperCarl00
@CamperCarl00 3 жыл бұрын
When it comes to the "Rehumidifier," that whole thing with the two glasses of water is an old trick. The reason why the water turned black is because they literally burned the minerals in the water. The water that turned yellow is essentially distilled water which lacks these minerals, and therefore has nothing to burn. In case you didn't know, humans need these minerals in their diet, and it can actually be harmful to replace your drinking water with distilled. If this thing does as it says and pulls water from the air then not only will it be lacking these minerals, but it could be taking in the pollutants in the air as well. Not to mention that the warm, wet conditions inside the machine are probably perfect for mold.
@bigknight202
@bigknight202 4 жыл бұрын
3:56 Ah yes, Ken and Peele. My second favourite comedy duo.
@fn_flashy9101
@fn_flashy9101 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie wouldn’t understand the concept of small condoms, considering he only uses magnums to make his homemade sausages.
@TheBlazingRosez
@TheBlazingRosez 4 жыл бұрын
penguinz0: "I like the taste of trash" Everyone that call themselves trash: *blushes*
@RealMailou
@RealMailou 4 жыл бұрын
Tik tok alert
@Oddie99000
@Oddie99000 4 жыл бұрын
Tik tok alert
@HaVenz.
@HaVenz. 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t bring that stupid ass comment format here
@CrimesForDimes
@CrimesForDimes 4 жыл бұрын
I feel a great disturbance in the force
@wildmoose3979
@wildmoose3979 4 жыл бұрын
@@CrimesForDimes a sith lord in the Senate there is
@04groombra
@04groombra 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair though. My experience with condoms is that they aren't always the same size. Sometimes they fit nicely and sometimes they feel like they cutting off the circulation. It's not like i'm going to stop what i'm doing to go to the shop to get another one. I'll just push through!! At least if you have a way of measuring your winkle and ordering specific sizes that suit you. You don't run into this issue.
@Crazdor
@Crazdor 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I feel like you should be in prison for saying "your winkle."
@ayushjoshi9986
@ayushjoshi9986 4 жыл бұрын
"how hot is it in there" Why do you think they call it the dragon's den
@versael
@versael 4 жыл бұрын
You're telling me you wouldn't invest 100k for Tetris in a box?
@helixzenith
@helixzenith 4 жыл бұрын
Small condoms: *exist Charlie: *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
@hydrogenatom4624
@hydrogenatom4624 4 жыл бұрын
Don't Read My Username.
@wy477x
@wy477x 4 жыл бұрын
@@hydrogenatom4624 ok
@hydrogenatom4624
@hydrogenatom4624 4 жыл бұрын
@@wy477x Smart choice.
@polyphonydigital
@polyphonydigital 4 жыл бұрын
@@hydrogenatom4624 What a rabbit hole
@iviaocasio7789
@iviaocasio7789 4 жыл бұрын
I don't have condoms in my purse because I don't want them to fall out while I'm looking for my McDonald's coupons lol.
@Osai1234
@Osai1234 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 when you try to use your Jedi Mind Tricks
@ThePsps1
@ThePsps1 4 жыл бұрын
“I complain all the time Debby, you be shocked” made me 🤣🤣🤣
@kcthompson445
@kcthompson445 3 жыл бұрын
He was sweating like he was lying under oath or something. Like someone typed a p on his internet browser.
@Bananapeel8I
@Bananapeel8I 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on them, that custom condom guy sold out for $$$ and makes great products
@elisemuehlenkamp1484
@elisemuehlenkamp1484 3 жыл бұрын
related fun fact: nasa had to rename the penis sleeve sizes from the zero g toilets from "small, medium, and large” to “large, gigantic, and humungous” because the astronauts would keep using ones that were too big
@moderbro5763
@moderbro5763 4 жыл бұрын
i absolutely recommend getting condoms in a size that stays in place but also doesn't restrict blood flow, it really does make a difference
@sebastianrogel5953
@sebastianrogel5953 3 жыл бұрын
^this. I'm absolutely 100% deiner Meinung.
@Bokator2
@Bokator2 4 жыл бұрын
The guy sweating hard looks exactly like the suicidal guy from smiling friends
@supersoaker1104
@supersoaker1104 4 жыл бұрын
when i was in 5th grade, i went to new york. we were in one of the many gift shops, this one was very small, and there was this huge rack of condoms. it was like sunglasses, and they all had different packaging. i spent like half an hour staring at them without even knowing what condoms were. I'm certain everyone was rlly concerned
@CalebM2034
@CalebM2034 4 жыл бұрын
Wow I can’t even imagine finding a condom that fits lol. Everything fits like putting a king size blanket on a twin size mattress haha I’m so alone.
@IAmGodHimself777
@IAmGodHimself777 2 жыл бұрын
L L L L L L L L L
@OnlyTwoShoes
@OnlyTwoShoes 4 жыл бұрын
That sweaty guy reminded of the senator from the first X-Men movie after he becomes a mutant
@dameneko
@dameneko Жыл бұрын
As an American, the British pronunciation of the word "condom" always makes me giggle.
@kieran.grant_
@kieran.grant_ 3 жыл бұрын
TheyFit condoms are actually great, I'm glad to say that that guys company is doing fine.
@griffithdidnothingwrong77
@griffithdidnothingwrong77 4 жыл бұрын
Critikal is just the gift that keeps on giving
@calebbc5434
@calebbc5434 4 жыл бұрын
4:25 that man is at least 12 ft tall
@kingleonidas2683
@kingleonidas2683 4 жыл бұрын
3:55 I know he didn't just say *"Ken and Peele"*
@kirklagasse213
@kirklagasse213 3 жыл бұрын
Keenan Peele
@venox2729
@venox2729 4 жыл бұрын
" *Kid* & Peele skit" His name is Key. You will never be forgiven, Charlie.
@eGG-pi2qd
@eGG-pi2qd 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you KZbin notifications for alerting me to this 6 days later
@whatyoutalkintobee403
@whatyoutalkintobee403 4 жыл бұрын
Greek yogurt condoms sound like a great idea
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a cure for a yeast infection? Kills two birds with one bone.
@Kyle-Thor420
@Kyle-Thor420 4 жыл бұрын
And if they added a design! Maybe that could've actually made market. Charlie was onto something there with adding your own pics and internal coolers. That would be so great
@PixelsAndMore
@PixelsAndMore 4 жыл бұрын
I've literally never met a man that didn't complain about condoms where do you live
@slimjim5392
@slimjim5392 3 жыл бұрын
Rich people dont take the same risks we do bro, they have a reason to live..
@officialmimmom982
@officialmimmom982 2 жыл бұрын
Not in a frat house that’s where
@homelackin2234
@homelackin2234 4 жыл бұрын
Piss is actually better than Budweiser. I should know.
@oniongummy8969
@oniongummy8969 4 жыл бұрын
You mean bud light?
@dstns
@dstns 4 жыл бұрын
@@oniongummy8969 Bud Lite is like sex in a canoe, it's fuckin' near water
@Texicus_Reddicus
@Texicus_Reddicus 3 жыл бұрын
Classic Ken and Peele sketch
@I_Mark_Mills
@I_Mark_Mills 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, TheyFit? I'm pretty sure it's a successful business. I had a look on there once because most condoms aren't made for a larger girth. Regular condoms fit, but are super tight and can snap under the extra tension. TheyFit condoms are custom made. Whether you're extra small or extra large, they've got a size for you.
@philswift6135
@philswift6135 4 жыл бұрын
Man: small condoms Charlie: but does it taste like Greek yogurt?
@disgruntled1642
@disgruntled1642 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the south park episode with the "little gladiator" condoms
@ricepint6242
@ricepint6242 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early to a penguinz video, Charlie wasn't the incarnation of Jesus Christ
@forbidden_channelexe
@forbidden_channelexe 4 жыл бұрын
So never
@bigcock8900
@bigcock8900 4 жыл бұрын
"There is no market for small condoms" So this is why people don't use condoms anymore
@GlobstersMessenger
@GlobstersMessenger 4 жыл бұрын
No, there's no market for condoms that are labelled "small".
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 жыл бұрын
Well said, Big Cock.
@SpeedyThingGoIn4
@SpeedyThingGoIn4 4 жыл бұрын
@@GlobstersMessenger They don't say the size on the Theyfit condoms. They put some cypher on instead.
@Saif-zf9vb
@Saif-zf9vb 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpeedyThingGoIn4 exactly, they use words like “thumb” and “string bean” for the size
@damondonaldson5078
@damondonaldson5078 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his fourth tab says" Bad Cooking Playlist".
@anibriatedshrew5111
@anibriatedshrew5111 4 жыл бұрын
Deleted like 600 memes to download twitch and watch your streams but it was a worthy sacrifice
@dr.doppeldecker3832
@dr.doppeldecker3832 3 жыл бұрын
Inventing a contraceptive that actually feels good (unlike a condom) and also protects you from std's seems to be the holy grail^
@V3NQM69
@V3NQM69 4 жыл бұрын
CHARLIE INSTALL A DARK THEME ON YOUR BROWSER FOR GOD FKING SAKES!!!!! thank you
@alephnull4044
@alephnull4044 4 жыл бұрын
"It's like that Ken and Peele skit" How dare you
@AG-vj1ho
@AG-vj1ho 4 жыл бұрын
i appreciate you giving commentary on these videos so that you can be engaging and not just rip the video but you do it so much idek whats happening
@jeremygilmore3208
@jeremygilmore3208 4 жыл бұрын
Do they ever say yes on this show?
@piagebot2943
@piagebot2943 4 жыл бұрын
What if they made a condom that had holes so that it can be cooled by just the drafts🤔
@OfficialFedHater
@OfficialFedHater 4 жыл бұрын
Had a girlfriend who was an entrepreneur apparently. She was certainly working on a future investment.
@SouchiMousy
@SouchiMousy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god the amount or f/nicegirls that would buy those O.O Gods, have mercy
@myheropotatoyt1333
@myheropotatoyt1333 4 жыл бұрын
I'll invest $300,000 for 2 per cent of the shares.
@awkwardpaper6686
@awkwardpaper6686 4 жыл бұрын
Im tryna listen to the convo Charlie wont stfu
@awkwardpaper6686
@awkwardpaper6686 4 жыл бұрын
@Emily u rite u rite
@bat6353
@bat6353 3 жыл бұрын
Then watch the original video?
@zanedavis7378
@zanedavis7378 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice at 3:13 the guy literally calls it a pyramid scheme?
@ahmadjabareen4730
@ahmadjabareen4730 4 жыл бұрын
I like how some think "no one complains about condons" as a valid statement. Who the fuck would just go to the store and be like "maaan is this the smallest you got?"
@Nexo122
@Nexo122 3 жыл бұрын
i love how i cant hear shit about condoms because charlie is always talking over them xd
@DRSHANKER
@DRSHANKER 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Duncan Banatyne threw his commanding officer off a boat when he was in the Navy or whatever it was hah
@BobbIehead
@BobbIehead 4 жыл бұрын
Hes got confidence, ill give u that
@nutsandbolts1264
@nutsandbolts1264 4 жыл бұрын
6:05 Isn't that the villain from Alvin and the chipmunks?
@samhous7482
@samhous7482 4 жыл бұрын
I love the content 🔥 But i hate how he lowers the audio of the videos and blast his commentary over it, it's highly uncomfortable. If you lower the volume you can't hear the video, and if you rase it the commentary is too loud.
@aurilly_
@aurilly_ 4 жыл бұрын
sekon d
@firenagy8831
@firenagy8831 4 жыл бұрын
you must be really proud of yourself, congrats
@aurilly_
@aurilly_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@firenagy8831 yes
@kunaalchawla1934
@kunaalchawla1934 4 жыл бұрын
fun fact: everyone who commented in the first minute hasn't watched 5 seconds of the video shit. that includes me
@DarkPlaysThings
@DarkPlaysThings 4 жыл бұрын
That isn't a bespoke condom, it doesn't even have the latest RTX capabilities
@Septimus_ii
@Septimus_ii 3 жыл бұрын
That guy literally said that it was a pyramid scheme during his rapid fire talking
@bigmama999
@bigmama999 4 жыл бұрын
Noone: British people: *ConDOHM*
@dillberrystew6205
@dillberrystew6205 4 жыл бұрын
M&M just out of interest how do you say it??
@coltonp107
@coltonp107 4 жыл бұрын
@@dillberrystew6205 more like con-dum
@splat668
@splat668 4 жыл бұрын
American people: criticising english people speaking English
@slinkthread3358
@slinkthread3358 4 жыл бұрын
Ultrarcane Over here people pronounce it as con - dum at least in my region in the US
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 4 жыл бұрын
American people: CAAaaaaaaaandAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
@Raduhcal
@Raduhcal 4 жыл бұрын
Critical: Uploads video of small condom topic. Me: Welp, time to learn.
@brayche9119
@brayche9119 4 жыл бұрын
Last time i came this early i had a child
@eddieb232
@eddieb232 3 жыл бұрын
The water guy sweats more than Prince Andrew's getting caught at Chuck Cheese wearing his b-day suit.
@rampage3337
@rampage3337 2 жыл бұрын
1:11 yeah how come the magnum condoms are tighter than the regular size ones.
@theshreddedone8322
@theshreddedone8322 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a joke about condoms, where the dude says he’s going to get a magnum and the woman is wondering whether or not she should be scared or not.
@boogalooboys7800
@boogalooboys7800 4 жыл бұрын
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