The Official Podcast Episode

[@shaquilleoseal1390]

so great to see andrew socialize with the voices in his head

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

Bro I'm so sorry you're infested with bots

[@superherobeatdown]

@@cyberklashnikov3062 don’t be he’s a bot too

[@AaronsCorner807]

I’m glad we have the technology to transmit those voices into audio so we can hear them as well

[@EternalFinity]

​@angryasrielyfgatod1023shut uppppp

[@vertigo3792]

Andrew a real one for being the only one with his damn camera on

[@LivingToDye]

I mean, that’s usually how it is now. We get lucky sometimes.

[@nocandopdx]

That’s just awkward

[@Roozy_G]

Ayo respect these people and realize you don’t know what’s going on in they’re lives. Having the camera on all the time is draining. Also they could be TRAVELING, not always with recording equipment

[@skully3242]

Unfunny

[@LivingToDye]

@@Roozy_G bro you're taking that way to seriously. they're live streamers and youtubers. they have cameras on constantly.. Thats literally their jobs.

[@chris018ritchie]

Judging the entire country England by the tourist trap London is like judging the whole of america by New York.

[@addazarmy6826]

I mean it's slightly more fair than NY because London is such a large proportion of the UK's population

[@sheeps4485]

I mean London still beats Birmingham

[@cherylknepper5921]

England is beautiful, my daughter lives there in a tiny village and it’s really nice. The local store even knows who I am. I go every year. It’s a bit rain but that’s what keeps it green.😊

[@Ehcantcomment]

I mean people from the UK always talk down on Americans based on preconceived notions from the internet calling the whole country fat idiots. We dismiss you guys because theirs clearly something wrong with people who pop open a can of beans for breakfast

[@justaninksearcher]

@@Ehcantcomment But hey at least here in the UK we don't have to worry about being shot in school

[@Rhys550]

Jackson is already British. He's complaining about everything and hates London 😂

[@HoundTor]

Proclaiming that you like London in the South West will result in some pretty hostile responses, despite being an overwhelmingly Tory-voting area… (Yeah I’m not located in Bristol LOL)

[@RobynLeSueur]

@@HoundTor certainly at least some questioning of intelligence is due for anyone who likes London.

[@jordanedgeley6601]

​@@HoundTor try the north west

[@justaninksearcher]

A bot stole your comment and got more likes

[@Magicwand08]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@HoundTor Bristol pretty much only votes labour, just look at the mayor and all the current sitting MP’s in the area

[@DYLBKR]

Rural England is where its at, can be shockingly beautiful here.

[@TheSpeedOfVideo]

Ayy fellow rural Englander!

[@MonTheWell1886]

Scottish Highlands is great too

[@DYLBKR]

@@MonTheWell1886 My point exactly, the furthest points are beautiful.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

Rural England is beautiful AND there's less people. London has entirely too many people. Oversimplification? Maybe so, but it's not wrong, lol.

[@MotoHikes]

Hello from the rural heart of England, Leicestershire! Specifically from Charnwood Forest, which is amazing all by itself. Rural England is the shit.

[@epicgamerchannel6230]

Basing your opinion on the UK on a trip to london is like basing your opinion on Asia on a trip to North Korea

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

^^^^

[@Jimbob7595]

​@S A Gmod map is a great way of describing it 😂

[@random_an0n]

ok muttoid

[@to5]

@S York….

[@thatrandomgamer6278]

@S There’s more to the UK than England.

[@Adurite]

theres an absolute HUGE different between the actual UK, and the ghetto part of the UK

[@CrimsonTusk]

Yeh, it's like visiting Skid Row and basing the US off of that.

[@benjaminandrews956]

I mean that's how it is for most countries. Most non Americans think about places like new york, California, DC, as representative of the country when they're really the worst parts of the country and in a completely different world from more rural areas and suburbs which are most of the country. Although the London comparison is more fair since that one city holds a whopping ~15% of the total population

[@ry1023.3]

@@benjaminandrews956I live in Liverpool and by god is it a mile better than London, visited there and I’m baffled anyone chooses to live there over anywhere else.

[@hamzaafc06]

Did you just call London the Ghetto part of Uk?💀💀

[@sami2503]

@@hamzaafc06 it literally is the ghetto part of the UK. It's where most of the crimes like stabbings etc happen

[@conoranderton7056]

I’m a former royal guard and there’s a few bits that were very wrong. The bear fur hat and fancy red shit is all for show correct but it’s a extremely honourable part of our military. It’s seen as a privilege to join I would image it’s very similar to the usa’s tomb. Our rifles are loaded with 5 rounds for both safety and traditional reasons and all royal guards are active military members and are very well trained. If something was to happen you would use your 5 bullets and then go to the ammo hut which is never far to resupply.

[@TheGreatestJediOfAllTime]

Yeah and while youre going to the hut you get mowed down lmao

[@RMLunarr]

Maybe use the 5 shots when going to the but dumb sad

[@tone713]

​@@TheGreatestJediOfAllTimewhy would a trained war veteran need more than 5 rounds

[@ZydinCC]

Never seen charlie smile for this long continuously

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@Wicked061]

Such an original comment. Totally never seen something like this 15678974323688 times on literally each video.

[@ZydinCC]

@@p-__ imma need proof, send vid

[@ZydinCC]

@@Wicked061 good too hear youve had an original experience 😁

[@bl00d_0rphan]

It’s hilarious how disassociated these guys are with the average persons vacation - 2 weeks is totally normal, especially when the person hasn’t seen their family in 8 years 💀

[@solisglacies3183]

I'd argue about "average" there. Not that people wouldn't want that. 2 weeks sounds great to me. But for average americans specifically. Lots just don't have the time off to do that. That's the amount millions of workers have for a whole year including sick days.

[@Nyxem]

@@solisglacies3183well for avarage European there are 4 weeks off per year and at minimum you have to take 2 weeks at least once per year *+/- for whatever country you are in

[@whitetrashyvan]

Normal for high class people, not middle class. 2 weeks is insane for me, just two weeks of vacation costs thousands of dollars to travel and have a place to stay, never mind eat. I Only went one time on a vacation that long, and I had to work online while on vacation to do so.

[@elsing_may06]

London is not representative of the whole country by any means... just gotta throw it out there

[@definitelynotatroll246]

Who cares what that criminal thinks🇬🇧

[@Mr._Chunk]

Jackson already said that at the very start. Just saying

[@Ukfairgrounds]

@@definitelynotatroll246England is the best country in the world we had the largest empire in the world haters jealous

[@five7395]

To me I just sounds like 4 dudes not liking being away from there computer😂

[@susanissajoke]

💯

[@rezz__emiya5948]

Man I hope you learn how to spell dude, I genuinely don't understand what you're saying.

[@qualityassurance8668]

That's why I brought two with me when I went to 2-week vacation to another country.

[@cascade1788]

Fun fact; there's actually 30%~ more stabbings per million people in the US than in the UK on average, and the UK's gun crime is almost non existent. Also almost every English person knows that London is not a nice place to live, and as plenty of others have said in the comments the more rural areas are generally much more pleasant. The people are happier, there's better weather and the scenery can be very beautiful.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Yeah we had a school shooting about 25 years ago, banned handguns and it hasn't happened since. What a crazy notion.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

Shame our government are utter cocks. But, yes, that can be said for many places, lol.

[@theonlyleg9822]

Kernow up!

[@benjaminandrews956]

I hate when people compare the US to a European country. It will always be a dumb comparison the US is 40x bigger than the UK with about 6x the population. Local level government is also a lot more powerful in the US than in Europe these statistical comparisons will change wildly depending on what state you pick It's never going to be an equal comparison. For example the city of London has an almost identical number of knife crime as the entire state of Florida even though Florida has nearly 2.5 the population as London. Meanwhile you go to a garbage city like new york where crime in general is rampant and it slightly edges out London in knife crime rate

[@ontologicalpotato]

I live in London, and I can confirm that I do enjoy the fact that there is lots to do, although I would not live here for long as I could see my mental health declining.

[@adzn570]

he smiled for an hour and a half straight how tf does charlie’s face not get tired

[@skogbear]

listening to this on a sunny british day is fun. london is a nightmare, you should visit Canterbury if you enjoy the architecture, history and small towns

[@ludbud57]

Yeah Canterbury is lovely, only been once but its a very historical and beautiful place.

[@jeffmyname2211]

It is no longer sunny lol

[@MonTheWell1886]

​@@jeffmyname2211 depends where u are

[@jeffmyname2211]

@@MonTheWell1886 god hates birmingham

[@skogbear]

@Jeff My name crazy that the sun would just set like that. still bright out though

[@scottrobinson4611]

If you're travelling to literally the other side of the planet (Australia to USA), 2 weeks is the absolute minimum time that makes sense to stay there for.

[@KcTc344]

I think they just streamer brain where they cant be to far away from work. I cant relax on a one week holiday, i need 10 plus days minimum

[@DanArnets1492]

​@@KcTc344 - Y'all are delusional, IDK a single real human being that gets more than 9 days of vacation in a row

[@KcTc344]

@@DanArnets1492 in we are entitled to 20 days of leave yearly. On top of that in my job we get 3 additional leave days. I have a flexible roster where i can work additonal hours to use as leave instead of being paid overtime (week max). We in actually have fuck all to do here and cant really do here. Its minimum 12 hour flight to any other cool destination that isnt bali. Im not speading over 24 hours on a plane for a week holiday and neither is any other australian

[@DanArnets1492]

@@KcTc344 - No need to be in a row though

[@KcTc344]

@@DanArnets1492 youve got a sad life mate if thats really how u think

[@AnthonysMeat]

These guys are definitely not the brightest crayons in the crayon box 😂

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

That's what happens when your career involves never going outside or talking to normal people.

[@lofi5951]

Agreed. Like they're allowed to have their own opinions about traveling. However painting the UK with a broad brush based on Jackson's experience in London is genuinely them being disengenuous and intentionally ignorant. The worst part is that most of Charlie's audience will agree with everything they say because they never leave the house and love to put him on a pedestal. I swear Charlie's audience can be weird sometimes lol.

[@rileyiscringe8566]

@@lofi5951 Nah I stayed in england for 7 months, fuck that place lmao

[@kevinhung1575]

@@lofi5951 True, Charlie fans are literally Stans. Reminds me of Eminem fans that worship him like he’s literally God.

[@CrystalAvery-g4f]

@@lofi5951jackson acknowledged that it IS wrong of him to be grouping all of the UK into london tho so-just saying

[@conkerconk3]

Jackson is just used to the UK heat back in Australia. This weather is hardcore 😭

[@antdiamond64]

The problem with banning third party Reddit apps is is that the apps are used to help with moderation against spam and bots. It’s not just people having to use the the official app, but having the platform filled with bots and spam

[@EternalFinity]

It also helps with reddit mods hyper-modding hundreds of subreddits. It's good that the third party apps are gone. No more powermods and no more autoban bots

[@barryburton8477]

"I think I'm correct on this..." - Andrew moments before being incorrect

[@Oitusde]

If you hate cities and London, and you are also Aussie I HIGHLY recommend Cornwall. It's absolutely beautiful and there are loads of Aussies surfing there cos it reminds them of home.

[@atas2561]

Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka. 3 Japanese cities I highly recommend.

[@Oitusde]

@@atas2561 sure but not really relevant though is it as he's in the UK.

[@saint3211]

Uk cuisine is basically all meat based stuff and also pastry deserts like apple pie, cherry pie etc. But then Tikka Masala was made in england during the spice trade, Phall curry (which Charlie should definitely try with Matt) ... stews and my personal favourite, beef wellington.

[@superherobeatdown]

No my friend it was us Scottish Glasgow Indians that invented it in 1977 Nice to see your so confident in Being wrong on that

[@saint3211]

@Danny Mc12 a simple "actually tika masala was made in glasgow." Would have been fine. You don't have to be a dick, just because you are on the Internet.

[@jamieeddolls5605]

@@saint3211 Social media scots will take any opportunity they can to argue with an English person online, don't act surprised. Very grateful they're a much kinder people in person.

[@epicgamerchannel6230]

Wasn't tikka masala made in glasgow

[@saint3211]

@Epic gamer channel yeah, I was corrected above, I thought both Tika masala and Phall were made in Birmingham, but I was mistaken. As that easily offended Glaswegian above pointed out 🤷‍♂️

[@cameronb7161]

Kaya sounds like he's real fun at parties.

[@brandon9172]

Kaya that dude who talks about Twitter drama in the corner

[@lofi5951]

Kaya and to some extent Charlie are the reasons why I'm contemplating no longer listening to this podcast

[@imcrux6583]

@@lofi5951 why charlie? Kaya has dumb takes fairly often but hes still quite entertaining to listen to regardless

[@lofi5951]

@@imcrux6583 The bad takes from Kaya but also just the negativity from Charlie and Kaya. They're always just so cynical and spend so much of the podcast finding something to complain about. I personally don't find long rants entertaining, and this problem has only gotten worse over time.

[@Shazoo1997]

@@lofi5951 And here you are, doing the exact same thing. Complaining is inevitable, otherwise life would be boring.

[@ReclaimerGaming]

For Jackson: highly recommend some coast line places like the Cornwall area, or the Dover cliffs. Also if your up for a bit of traveling, the lake District and Yorkshire dales up north (where I'm from) very beautiful scenery, although I suppose I'm slightly biased. 🤙

[@ReclaimerGaming]

Hell I'll even offer a bedroom for a northern visit (no homo)

[@CrystalAvery-g4f]

Finally someone who talks about jackson without just bashing him for grouping the UK into london- which he acknowledged was probably wrong

[@TJ_Sports314]

the worlds largest fidget spinner was made in 2017

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@WilliamLucas-uk8zk]

​@Donhimesama Daifutari Remember MrBeast spliced his face open with one

[@ballergaming4965]

Good times

[@branestron9521]

Only year when any fidget spinner was made

[@UndeadSerpent]

Cool

[@ZZDavidJRZZ]

Seething Britbong here. “Grey and dreary” - currently 30 degrees and blue skies “Miserable people” - a lot of people who work for a living often are “Badly planned out” - 2000 year old city “The metro’s ok” - first underground passenger railway in the world doesn’t need validation.

[@bigjerome]

Yanks wouldnt understand. They have cities with millions of inhabitants and basically no public transportation and they see nothing wrong with it. Even in good weather most American cities are grey when 70% of them is just streets and parking lots 😹

[@ashishnmbr]

It's good to see Charlie smile at every joke they make

[@Paul_Lucas]

The Tomb Guards (Honor Guards) don't habitually carry loaded weapons and perform the same role as the King's Guard in the UK, which is basically warning spectators to stay out of the way and to respect the dignity of the tomb area. If you charge a guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Washington you will be arrested by the police, not shot by the guard. The soldiers with the red coats at Buckingham Palace and other royal properties are part of the Household Division (Coldstream, Grenadier, Welsh, Irish, Scots Guards). This is the most senior part of the British Army's infantry - the Coldstreams and the Grenadiers both predate the USA by over a hundred years - and it is very prestigious to serve there, as much as it is to be a Tomb Sentinel. The guards in the UK are fully trained, operational soldiers, who spend six months on ceremonial duties and six months on operations in the field; the guys you see in the sentry posts aren't officers but rather enlisted soldiers, usually privates, lance corporals and corporals. I was very fortunate to have been part of a group which had a private audience with some of the Honor Guard at Arlington when I visited DC on a cadet exchange so I hope this clears a few things up!

[@MayronWoW]

I live in the UK and yes it's awful. Also, every time someone visits the UK they go to London which is its own bubble. Every other city is better. I'd suggest going to Brighton or Manchester.

[@MonTheWell1886]

Should've went up too Edinburgh

[@jaydenwani2674]

Newcastle is fine right

[@jnightmare0]

Manchester is just a smaller london which might be better if you like smaller crowds, still shite though. Brighton is alright if you like beaches, it’s probably the best place here

[@sami2503]

I suggest not going to cities at all. Rural and coastal UK is amazing. Cities are industrial and shit cos of the industrial revolution. For an Aussie like him an absolute must to go to is Cornwall.

[@atas2561]

Manchester and Sunderland are 2 places I want to visit.

[@Ghoulsbay]

These four guys need to have someone show them a good time in a city lol all of the non-chronically online people are out enjoying life! City life is great for having an incredible amount of entertainment options you can go to on a moment’s notice with also the option of just staying in

[@Heavy_In_240P]

As a UK citizen most of us hate London too. Especially further up North

[@reddeviluk]

Teesside here, I agree, we visit London.... Then we leave London.

[@singlecell2498]

@@reddeviluk southern England also hates London

[@reddeviluk]

@daneox88 I'd agree, except I lived in London for a number of years and still spend at least a month or two there every year.....

[@robzsarmy5471]

All nations hate their capitals I hate Liverpool the most for being anti English and sucking up to the Irish

[@giuliogmonti]

Jackson's first few sentences summarises the UK perfectly, agree so hard

[@connorberry6377]

I’m from England - weather is way too hot at the moment

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@romaining]

absolutely, its like 30 degree heatwave rn

[@tamayla7890]

For real, us pasty pale British aren’t cut out for this weather

[@scampy2840]

British heat is different as well, 30 in Italy is pleasant but in the UK it's just an oven.

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

STAY OUT OF AMERICA BRITS

[@SrSpookfest]

What's up UK people 😎

[@jamieeddolls5605]

Hearing foreigners go to London and then leave with the mindset that not only England is miserable, but the entirety of the UK makes me sad. It's like pouring boiling water on your face and being surprised when it burns.

[@Clagnuts]

Fun fact: Only Iceland has a higher rate of SSRI prescription than Jackson's 'paradise' homeland. Thanks for the hate rant, gave me a chuckle. England is glorious right now and the long term projection is for London to have the year-round climate currently enjoyed by Barcelona. Have fun watching your country catch fire bit by bit, little champ!

[@Sandwichcastle]

The UK in todays media is nothing more then a meme where people talk funny

[@Sandwichcastle]

The graffiti castles can’t ever catch fire there because it’s always raining too

[@aplant179]

Tbh it’s the best time to be in England rn it’s very warm unlike usual

[@jayvonwebb4864]

30°!!! Cant handle it

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Im dying its so hot and no AC

[@kyntyr5474]

Too hot man , how can anyone like this heat

[@aplant179]

@@kyntyr5474 True it’s terrible to work in

[@AutieDino]

If you’re just in London, in the week of Trooping the Colour and ending with the Kings birthday, you’re going to be in tourist magnet central & see the very worst of a city in prices and experience as an already busy city is busier Also you can’t judge the entire UK on London as it’s a bubble which is also alien to a lot of British ‪& Northern Irish people‬

[@WilliamLucas-uk8zk]

The static image of penguinz0 laughing the entire time is low key funny af

[@ryanscott6578]

The same way the boys don't understand why people like cities, I'll never understand why people like US-style/Australian style suburbs. It's a very isolating existence growing up in one as a teenager without a car or anytwhere to go. There's not even a convenience store or quaint cafe in the neighbourhood of cookie cutter single family homes, and a long trek to the strip mall and a town that's 50% parking lots. We don't have grass? There are parks everywhere in Edinburgh Scotland where I live, plus a massive extinct volcano in the middle of the city you can hike, with views of the whole city centre. 9:23 I like how Andrew mocks people that say "There's so much to do in the city" as having boring lives then two seconds later offers as advice "find things to do" 🤦‍♂uhh, that's kinda why people flock to cities Andrew. Like, you realise there are endless meetup groups and social opportunities in cities that don't exist in the suburbs? Or should I just spend my evenings getting hammered and doing doughnuts in the parking lot of the local McDonalds since that's the only goddamn thing to do in my depressing suburban hometown?

[@ryanscott6578]

​@Dragon Star doesn't sound remote to me

[@Yo_Vuzzen777]

"Suburbs are actually fun!" cope take from Andrew blew my mind 🤣

[@Tayfinity]

Missed Opportunity to have Pyrocynical on this episode

[@PhonyMontanaAI]

I went to Australia 10 years ago. It was a dry, flat dusty hellscape. Very much like Mad Max. The men looked like sheep herders and the women or "Sheila's" as they call them had as much sex appeal as Rolf Harris

[@ActNasty5]

Whered you go??? Australian girls are hot haha

[@jamieholland742]

It’s almost like he’s having an opinion on a whole country by visiting 1 part of it….that’s crazy aha

[@jnightmare0]

You’re 100% lying aussie girls aren’t ugly 😂

[@definitelynotatroll246]

Funny how offended everyone is lol snowflakes

[@ActNasty5]

@@definitelynotatroll246 not offended i just think Australias are some of the prettiest 😂

[@stinksofbeefio]

London and the rest of England are basically 2 different countries.

[@viortero9593]

Y’all are so fucking jaded about cities lmao

[@poufpoufpouf5028]

Any reason why the episode is still not on spotify after 3 days??????

[@JoJoRowland]

What a way start a podcast, jackson impailed his thumb

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@m808ferrets]

Why isn't this on Spotify yet.

[@gordogunso]

So is this episode gonna air on the apple podcast app or not?

[@dsouthmonster]

I raise my hat to Andrew out here braving Mount Jackmore all by himself. He could've taken the stone path with everyone else , but he willingly chose the talking head becoming the avatar.

[@sami2503]

For anyone who actually wants to see the UK' and not just go to shit tourist traps like Jackson did , I highly recommend these places: For countryside with pretty villages: The lake district, the peak district, the Cotswolds, the Yorkshire Dales, Snowdonia, The Scottish highlands For beautiful coastline : Cornwall, Devon, the Jurassic coast, Northumberland, Pembrokeshire, The many Scottish islands. For historical cities with pretty buildings: York, Bath, , Edinburgh, Chester, Cambridge For castles : Pretty much the entire country of Wales. (Conwy being my favourite)

[@chrispified]

12:52 ofc the americans are flabbergasted at a holiday lasting more than 5 days

[@ryanscott6578]

for real lmao. Wait till they find out that 4 weeks of paid holidays is standard for everyone

[@Jaeger_143]

im pretty sure everyone in london also agrees that london sucks, at least i do.

[@Jaeger_143]

out in the countryside and other towns in england are much better than london

[@SpinningTurtle66]

As a British person, my condolences to Jackson. I don’t know what compelled him to make his way to this forsaken land but hopefully he can return as soon as possible

[@singlecell2498]

Yeah I can't wait to leave here idk how imma do it though

[@SpinningTurtle66]

⁠​⁠@@singlecell2498 Same man, I’m in university right now and I’m hoping to get a job overseas so I can get out of here lmao

[@singlecell2498]

@Shadow Of Light yeah I should've done uni this year but was hoping to make money instead and move on that way. Now I've decided on doing it that way i kinda regret lt and am ilthinkinh of doing university abroad somehow

[@justaninksearcher]

a bot stole your comment and got more likes

[@SpinningTurtle66]

@@singlecell2498 I was thinking the same thing. For me I was considering doing a masters abroad and go from there, but for you maybe try doing an undergrad abroad and then getting a work placement during that?

[@starsnwillows]

I'm literally addicted to the official podcast I cannot function without an episode playing in the background and it is ruining my life because I can't find any episodes I haven't seen yet so thank you boys finally I can function again for exactly 1 hour and twenty five minutes

[@nefwaenre]

My parents and i went to US last year to see my little brother, who lives in Florida. We went to NY and we were surprised at how small the city is. Are they districts? Brooklyn, Bronx, etc? We actually walked all over the place. One thing i will say, despite what people say, we found that city to be safe. We walked on the streets at almost midnight going to catch the last train to New Jersey (we did this every night for the 4 days we were there) and, we were safe. Two old people and my brother and i. We stayed in US for 3 weeks, but i will never forget how good NY, NJ and ever Orlando was.

[@amanofnoreputation2164]

What I say to people who have any opportunity to leave London at all: "Fly, you fools!"

[@kyntyr5474]

Legit. Most of us are here because we’re too poor to leave or are tied down by our jobs lol

[@sami2503]

@@kyntyr5474 There is always a way out. It can be hard but if someone really wants to leave and find a better life there is definitely a way.

[@kyntyr5474]

@@sami2503 the 100%

[@HELLNICE]

Love just seeing charlie smiling in still frame the entire time Jackson is explaining the story of how he jammed a needle in his finger

[@tinlong6469]

You guys should make another "what are ants" or ice-cream president episode.

[@yeejay6396]

​@Angry Asriel [YFGA] [TOD] (kiss my penis)

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

What the fuck are ants though

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@ashtronaut9690]

London is a complete dive, the rest of the UK is worth the visit for an experience of all the regional lifestyles in such a small land mass

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

so only one guy's camera was working and the rest were pictures, such quality wow

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@feverpyretic]

It's pretty good content... I dunno what you are actually looking for?

[@Dayman420]

What a shame, we can’t look at them doing nothing, how will we ever recover?

[@abayamangali]

Its a podcast, most people just listen to it, they don’t need to look at it.

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

@@abayamangali why are the rest with video then

[@legarcondubois7929]

I’m not one to follow statistics normally, because I’m a moron, but I thought London was top of this year’s clean cities list with a score of like 70 something. I know it’s a city and they are always going to be dirtier than a nice small village and whatnot, and I’m not saying that that particular list is accurate, but I’ve been to a few cities and London was one of the cleanest easily. I don’t know, I don’t know.

[@MonTheWell1886]

There's been strikes this year over rubbish collecting

[@legarcondubois7929]

@@MonTheWell1886 I can definitely see how that would make a considerable effect on ones impressions, indeed. However, the point about graffiti and homelessness is a bit far perhaps. I’ve never been to a city that doesn’t have graffiti or some level of homelessness and London is no exception but it feels a lot less in your face. Perhaps my points are an amalgamation of anecdotal and half-remembered stats, yet I feel a too-general distaste of city life and culture is affecting judgement severely here in the podcast. I don’t like cities, I’m a countryside goblin so they scare me just in thought, but London was good. Yes, you have the usual urban problems but I felt it was a superior global city (albeit I’ve only visited European cities so I can’t speak with solid authority beyond this continent). I’d happily have a nice discussion about this as I’m genuinely interested in perception of cities.

[@littlekirby6]

I am also part of the sad spotify listeners

[@Blakkberry7]

Boardwalk Burgers? More like Bored Burgers, cause these burgers aren’t having any fun! 🤠

[@whato2051]

I love you

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@flipina]

"Just find something to do" Then proceeds to be bewildered by a 20-day international trip. 😂

[@ryanscott6578]

"Just find stuff to do" a few seconds after making fun of people who live in cities because there's "so much to do". The boys have also in past eps criticised bars with live music, and people who live downtown in general. I thought I was a hermit but these boys are like turbo redditors. I actually kinda pity them

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

The internet has removed their ability to experience reality

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

​@Ryan Scott And malls lmao. I'd rather have less money than them if it means I can actually experience the world

[@SkyRu1eGaming]

When’s this going up on Apple Podcasts?

[@JayTraversJT]

London is not nice for the most part. Most in the UK know this. You hit the nail on the head - its just city life.

[@fistfightcaleb5406]

Liquid Death's whole thing is that they are eliminating single use plastic bottles by putting their water in cans. That's it. That's all.

[@richie404]

The intro will always go Absolutely Hard. 🔥

[@Uralth]

Jackson could consider ejection tool-less phones, some have trays that can be removed with the nail while still retaining water resistance, I know that Sony still offers that, and other manufacturers might too.

[@exalted5203]

Congratz, you got 20 bots to copy/paste your comment.

[@thenixer209]

London is depression central surrounded by a smog of hate and despair, come to the country instead where you will bake to death instead because it's 28C (82F) here and steadily rising please for the love of god save us-

[@WilliamLucas-uk8zk]

Super beautiful Greg Hands the MP works in London tho

[@skogbear]

i really am interested to know what he thinks of the weather compared to australia as it gets hotter cus people say british heat is something else since it doesnt come with humidity and stuff

[@thenixer209]

@@skogbear it reached 40 degrees C last year (104 F) and it was also one of the driest summers; I'm not sure of the humidity now but it feels very dry

[@skogbear]

@The Nixer last year was horrific. i used to live in california and i was questioning how on earth i could have gone through it until i found out its just different here. even today was pretty bad and it only got to 24 💀 bless you friend we will survive another summer

[@brandon9172]

​@@thenixer209 104f with no humidity, you should consider yourselves lucky. We got 115f+ with a humidity over 40%. I don't know what being jammed into a hot oven feels like but I imagine it would be similar.

[@ryenis]

I love the part when Charlie says "England is my city"

[@666slateran666]

If Kaya never talked this would be a much more positive podcast

[@georgeoliver8300]

London is not in England it’s has more in common with Afghanistan than the rest of England

[@Yainteth]

I love the image of Jackson's skewered thumb partially overlaying Charlie's big cheesy grin.

[@DY3R80LIK4L]

I'm British no one mentioned fish and chips I'm shocked 😮

[@horatioarkas389]

As someone who lives in London, I sadly agree. The cost of living here is a constant nightmare.

[@somemong989]

I have friends who live there, and I used to live there myself a few years ago. It's good to visit in small doses but it's mostly packed, dirty, noisy, everyone seems to be in a huge hurry or they're depressed or angry especially during commute time. It's good when it's sunny and you have a particular goal and a bit of imagination, but it's too much to be around all the time

[@enaty699]

Did they just forget to upload to Spotify this week?

[@Decryptaed]

The intro will always be one of the most Epic I've ever seen.

[@terasestHammasratas]

nah, it looks more like an intro from like 10 years ago to me

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE COULD ALL PIT THE ST JUDE'S KIDS AGAINST THE SHRINERS KIDS IN THE BLOOD ARENA.

[@JayGC]

I always skip it, too long. I don’t understand why podcasts and things even needs intros

[@nok4799]

It's a Minecraft KZbinr 2011 intro lol

[@PatLadsChan99]

London is like a relationship. Great when you've been on a break for a while. Been lots of times but I enjoy it more after a long time away from it.

[@cinemaisdead2127]

Reason we are miserable is because our country has been ran into the ground.

[@jamieeddolls5605]

Only miserable people I've ever met in England are Londoners.

[@RodneyRaines-tg3qd]

It has

[@robzsarmy5471]

Nah even when it was doing good it's miserable thats why punk music was born here. The weather , the shite food , the (lack of ) beauty of the women and the culture of just being negative in general

[@wakeyskate]

@@robzsarmy5471 maybe shite food in the 70s/80s but I’ve got a good quality restaurant of every cuisine you can imagine within about 15 min sites drive of my house and I don’t live in London

[@RokkieSparrow]

@@robzsarmy5471 did you just call every woman in the country unpleasant looking?

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The world's largest functioning fidget spinner was created in India in 2017, and measured over 17 feet in length.

[@oldjeff1004]

The real issue is that you went down south to London instead of coming up north

[@FriendlyAura]

Lol that needle story was high key embarrassing. Both sides are very capable of piercing your skin, which is why they invented thimbles

[@pododododoehoh3550]

The English food thing is such bs. Chicken tikka massala is an english invented dish, as he said what we actually eat here is a melting pot of other quisines hence why people act like the food isnt british, yet we made that stuff and started eating that before america even existed.

[@thebestplaguemarine3130]

The grenadier guard are elite enlisted solider that fight in combat when there not on guard and it’s a great honour to be one

[@potato6785]

Andrew is just wrong, too. The rifles are unloaded, but they have ammunition nearby every station. If there was a sudden threat, the protocol is to call the police *and load the rifles* - they aren’t purely ceremonial, they’re active duty servicemen. Also, when a threat is known beforehand, those rifles are loaded from the get-go. They look silly in red? That’s because the legacy of the redcoats is that we wanted you to see them coming - and it was more important that you didn’t see them bleed. Such a dumb point though. Andrew’s precious guard at the unknown soldier’s tomb look laughable, too.

[@amanofnoreputation2164]

Learning the Japanese language has given me linguistic Paris syndrome. I's pretty rough, but I think I'm coming through it. Nothing wrong with the language, mind you -- it's the stuff I thought I'd be able to do with it that is so trash I.E the Japanese places that I would hypothetically be able to go but can't because they are not what my naive expectation of them was.

[@augervongaribaldi]

My mom moved from America as a kid to the UK and was raised there till her twenties. Told me if I ever go to the uk don’t go to London and look out for pubs to have the best food. And clotted cream is good. That’s all I know.

[@totalbamber]

"The cities aren't planned..." Jesus, no shit. They're old. Everything is crap says the guy who didn't figure out that pushing on the end of a needle will make it go into your thumb. These were the ramblings of a tired 14 year old boy. Sigh.

[@TH-hd6ks]

most places outside of london are p pog, wales v swag and chill as long as u stay tf out of a city - still get stabbed sometimes - 8/10 would be British again

[@postnuclearmorgan]

I don’t think I have ever seen someone completely misunderstand and misrepresent something as bad as Kaya and the Reddit situation

[@ajbb_16]

glad the Australian loves our sunless land :)

[@skully3242]

9:20 they seem to not understand that cities are great for just being able to walk to the nearest store instead of driving all the way to them. But i'm also a weirdo who likes brutalist liminal buildings, I get why people find them depressing, and they are. But I find them fascinating, and not to mention the cool architecture. But I'm not surprised Andrew and Kaya are doing the typical "They're a bunch of sour grapes, everyone else is wrong".

[@Rockondevil]

Just not uploading this as a podcast orrrrrr?

[@finfitz]

the rural parts of England are the best

[@lamekid1911]

Listening in on youtube is miserable. 3 ads in 6 minutes that i couldnt skip cause i listen while doing the dishes. Ill wait for the spotify upload.

[@thirdcase500]

Jackson would have soft hands

[@Andylishioustunes]

People forget Wales is part of the UK too. Its beautiful there

[@WookieWarriorz]

uk actually has some of the lowest knife homicide rates in the world look it up. Theres also plenty of grass in london, 40% of londons space is green space there is a green belt surrounding the city too.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Yep knife violence rates in the US are 4 times worse proportionately

[@sami2503]

It 's always is hilarious to me that Americans make fun of the knife crime in the UK when they have more knife crime per capita PLUS they have all the gun killings on top of that. And yes I know that Jackson is Australian.

[@ryanscott6578]

you won't convince them. Let the boys have their dumb uncultured suburb circlejerk while us cityfolk continue living our lives doing cool shit

[@damedusa5107]

The guards guns aren’t loaded “mostly” if the terrorist alert is high enough some will be loaded. But ammo is normally kept very close so In the event of something happening the guards can fall back and protect the Royals. But there are armed police all over the palace as well as undercover armed ppo’s. And they aren’t all officers, they are soldiers from a regiment, that switch between guard duty and for example war in iraq.

[@DarthVader0001]

Apparently there was once SAS and CTSFO disguised as homeless people during a time of critical threat.

[@TheBobblefighter]

Charlie and Andrew are too indoctrinated by the American perception of holidays and vacations, in that you only get a week off, so you can have to maximise your enjoyment to encapsulate 7 days at most. They can't comprehend the idea that you can still have fun in another country for at least a month, spacing out your fun and really soak in that culture and awe. It's very sad. I spent 3 weeks in Japan a few months ago and it wasn't nearly enough, even though I was out every day doing new stuff.

[@KcTc344]

How much leave do americans get? I know we get 4 weeks worth here in Australia each year. Plus mine rolls over. Had a bunch saved up due to covid