Entropy fan

[@McBehrer]

He didn't die, he just had a critical existence cessation.

[@MrInsaneMixer]

Actually, it was more of a living license expiration with a direct causation leading to the problems of self-cardiac assaults.. ..in other words, he died because he was an old fuck and his ticker stopped working.

[@anomnomnomnivore1350]

MrInsaneMixer may god bless you that comment killed me 😂

[@steveendicott1855]

He didn't die..."He Went Awaaaay!!" He packed his shit!! Lol

[@Gefreiter44]

or a terrestrial disassociation experience.

[@HollinHexen]

Just like an expiration date on a milk carton.

[@garytoca3989]

He doesn’t get sidetracked or make comments about loud people, he just bulldozes over them with great content

[@andrewryan2814]

I thought the title "entropy fan" was going to be about the craziness ensuing from Carlin shredding the loud guy

[@mitchpol1432]

ikr. its annoying watching comedians stop and try to attack the hecklers. both are at wrong. but mainly the comedian, theyre wasting time trying to fool and shame rude people on every other respectful member of the audience's time.

[@rockbandandghmaster]

@@mitchpol1432 bill burr is really good at doing it and it being funny. Chappelle is good at making jokes about hecklers too, but most i can agree aren't funny when they do it.

[@Danledz]

Also there aren´t as many people shouting and interrupting as today. Notice that he´s talking about self interessted liberal people, something that fits perfectly in our time

[@grannywalter]

@Carlos Rodriguez at least he admits it)

[@killamonjaromon]

"I wanna see thousands of people in the street killing policemen" "I wanna know the stock market dropped 2,000 points in one day" "sirens, flames, smoke, bodies, graves being filled" He would've loved 2020

[@amberotl5276]

Cars on fire ✔ The man with bow & arrow got his car lit up yesterday

[@THESOHAILKHAN1992]

Lets sit and enjoy

[@kingj.642]

If he woulda said something about a virus he predicted 2020

[@flashfan123campbell8]

He would have THRIVED in 2020!

[@c.a.t4607]

I hope everyone else has their notebooks out for the front row to the freak show that is America....

[@SomeshMathur92]

It astounds me that this was and is still the only guy that spoke the unflinching truth. Fucking legend.

[@Padre619]

I enjoy watching him more for his predictions than his great humor

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

Search for UG Krishnamurti

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

These kinds of people are all over the place. You just have to find 'em

[@jamessakalarios2112]

As I like to say, George was and still is one of the only true contrarians in popular media to this day.

[@JohnDoe-my5ip]

Zizek’s close. Not nearly as funny, a lot more philosophical, but similar energy

[@TomDeVito]

"I wanna see a tornado hit a church on sunday" Lmfao I miss this hilarious man

[@shantanupandey5174]

2:30

[@kenhollis6197]

He made a joke about guns in church, and sadly didn't live to see that happen.

[@FreshDeath1385]

🤘👺😁

[@arsenal1548]

My god... imagine his material now if he was still alive

[@azjaguar]

Illuminati got him ...

[@ytnoname1189]

He'd be cancelled faster than you could say kelly took my kid

[@circusdog]

You're all wrong ... This material was about now , All of Carlins material predicted the future. George was neither a Republican or a Democrat, He hated them both equally. However , to your comment I say the material would be the same because the material is about now back then.

[@grannywalter]

@@circusdog yes, the way he was ahead of his time is amazing. now he'd be talking about the stuff that happens in the 2050s

[@ashleybeetnik1984]

Omg if this was 2020. Lololo

[@icantw8]

"I wanna see a tornado hit a church on Sunday." I love this guy.

[@kammerspielfilms]

icantw8 You do realise that he is mocking the ignorance of the people?

[@ChewbaccaCQ]

Bartosz Słota I think he is speaking about ppls morbidness

[@suomynona]

icantw8 Last Easter day, the church roof collapsed and injured almost everyone in my town! -- I enjoyed this.

[@icantw8]

I just did It must of been the best Easter ever.

[@suomynona]

icantw8 It was, I even thanked god for it. I never do that.

[@bijitkonwar9415]

“Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world to come.” ― Haruki Murakami Wow thanks never expected that many likes

[@nonexistenceisbliss9528]

I know damn sure as hell I am.

[@ANTINATALIST_lewis]

I am

[@idcbumyb]

Ahhhyup

[@freemanlovesongs]

Lost people who finally feel alive again while listening to Armageddon stories totally misunderstood what his true message actually was.

[@SendiSiradj]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[@flannelflower3036]

The planet is fine ... the people are fucked. Brilliant!

[@corvus1253]

And very true.

[@EpicJXD]

The people are fucking the planet.

[@Lerasify]

Nuclear Power Plants do not blow up, just wanna correct you :)

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Well...he was and always will be wrong on that. The planet is NOT fine. Much of our damage will be permanent unless more is done.

[@emenesu]

@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty If it's reversible, it ain't permanent. But regardless, the planet is by no means fine.

[@kaleidojess]

“The Planet Isn’t Going Anywhere, WE ARE” love that line

[@patrickteto]

That is (TRUTH) not really a far fetched line. In order for something to be considered funny there has to be a modicum of truth to it in order to generate enough question for it to become an incongruous quality causing amusement... ;)

[@bradleycotton3237]

KALEIDO jess ...Said Edward as he puffed out of the station.

[@joewiedmeier1080]

Pack your shit folks

[@yoginimal]

The planet is fine, the people are fucked!

[@jackstewart2258]

I mean technically but what makes the planet special is that it has life and we've made it so that in a couple of hundred years the planet is going to be a lifeless rock in a universe of lifeless rocks

[@PTZOUTZ]

"The planet isn't going anywhere, we are..." So true and deeply philosophical

[@Synthia17]

Coronavirus: Let me introduce myself

[@baldheaddriver5]

Million of humans are dieing in 2020, the planet is shaking us off like a bad case of fleas, a surface nusance!!..Mr Predicter, George Carlin!!

[@adamrobat7211]

Bubonic plague almost wiped out the entire planet and we still survived. Shut up.

[@paulspears715]

pack your shit folks

[@bigkoi1015]

@@baldheaddriver5 I read this at the same time he said it

[@Mundo-bn2ho]

George Carlin , I have just discovered him. Nobody ever has made me laugh so much. This is just the kind of humor we need right now.

[@bfth121]

Definitely my number 1 comedian, behind Bill Hicks and bill burr

[@robbader3]

So true... We are fucked. But, I have a solution. Let's bow our heads and pray, in unison. Dear Joe Pesci...

[@honey4nugs]

+robbader3 haha

[@alonetorch]

Yaass

[@hemalathavegi7910]

+robbader3 don't worry there is still Morgan Freeman

[@BassGuitarGuy128]

Forgettaboutit

[@Andrezito917]

I pray to Liam Neeson :P

[@N_B_123]

Carlin, like wine, just got better with age

[@sebastianhaj]

NemaBass91 a very meaningfull comment

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

It's like when you read about Greek philosophers' words that will always apply to the time when you read them. His words will live on forever and people will always think he could see the future. If more people watched him growing up they might have better views of everything. Maybe we could start a religion about him...it doesn't even sound like a crazy idea.

[@jacobshirley3457]

The stuff near the very, very end of his life is very good but not the best. It's stuff right before that stuff that was the best.

[@chrisguy6301]

That's the last thing he would want. THINK FOR YOURSELF LOL

[@phillychild122]

Carlin in the 90s was unstoppable.

[@GamelutioN1]

Had he lived today, he would've enjoyed the coronavirus pandemic! :D

[@starlyghtdrifter66]

Oh we would never hear the end of it....and we would love it....miss him

[@What-wg5it]

Plandemic!

[@willwillisproductions159]

Hopefully it’ll be over after the elections, probably not though

[@mintgumornot]

@@Redbeard_1 no dude. He wouldve called the pandemic what it is: bullshit.

[@craigrelyea9146]

Comedic Material Galore

[@kafikfishna8806]

I am grateful to the friend who introduced me to George Carlin in 1999. George's humor, his styles and his "rational frustrations" towards our American predicaments and paradoxes will always be welcoming islands of sanity for generations to come.

[@lakechocolate9785]

What I love, love about this man, besides every thought he provokes, is the speed at which he fires. No script, no teleprompt, no cuts.

[@bernieburawski1446]

Actually, it is a script. He wrote it and memorized it, so it comes off as off the cuff. Rodney Dangerfield had the same way of writing his jokes and memorizing them; he had hundreds of jokes memorized so everything rolled off his tongue and it did sound spontaneous. It was all part of the act.

[@michaelmcdoesntexist1459]

Yeah. And Carlin always used his minor tours to practice new jokes and see how people reacted to them so when he had the big events, everything would be the best he can do. That's not talent alone, but hard fucking work. That's how the perfect shit cames out.

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

Can you imagine trying to win an argument with him?

[@renifer483]

It's a script. You can find literally the same words in two completely videos. I wish it wasn't a script. But he is a professional. And he had found the jokes that are funny - and put them together in the best possible form just when he became old. Yes, the standup guys become funny once they figure out the perfect script with their tested jokes they find throughout years by telling them to an audience. You don't see his fails and misery he had to go through to get to this level.

[@josephrostkowski8631]

It’s funny cause it’s true!

[@AAllen-br8it]

Let's just be glad George Carlin never fell in a vat of chemicals.

[@chrispena8186]

Rick J-420 Yep unlike most of these

[@pinpon163]

Why so serious?

[@saumykapri9764]

Thanks for putting a smile on my face

[@TheOfficialDaBoogaloo]

Rick J-420 is your username a reference to the SCP?

[@mostRadude]

bruh....

[@destruktivejoe2319]

He always makes me feel better no matter how bad I feel

[@linguisticintelligence5994]

Are you sure?

[@chrispena8186]

Linguistic Intelligence Yes we're sure

[@carnivorehitman]

This!!!

[@cherylketchum8988]

He makes me laugh and think!

[@omega454545]

I started watching him as a teen at the turn of the century. I go to these videos whenever I feel down. George always makes me feel better. I miss the hell out of him. I wish he was immortal or something so we could have his wisdom forever.

[@o7_AP]

2:47 “I wanna know the stock market dropped 2000 points in one day” I hope that wherever he is now he got to see this wish of his come true

[@Officialalmate]

In the grave

[@JohnSmith-kz8yo]

when he said that the Dow Jones was only about 8,000..lol

[@SoloTravelingAround]

Why? It's a fucking bad wish and a fucking joke stop taking everything he says literally jesus y'all are exactly like the people he hated, nit a drop of critical thinking.

[@earningtricks-et7791]

@@SoloTravelingAround he was joking. Not hating. And we are joking too not taking seriously. How long ago you had fun at other people's parties?

[@OP-lk4tw]

Already the classical guy with the parties comment xddd

[@Rabijeel]

7 Years later this looks like some prophecy....

[@dylancaleb4169]

This is much older than 7 years lol

[@Rabijeel]

ROBOTRIPPIN ROBOT I referred to the Date of the upload - I assumed that would be clear as he was already dead at that date....

[@Rabijeel]

***** Look the comment before.....gosh.

[@Rabijeel]

Kittens GWT *points up*

[@dylancaleb4169]

dude this is older than 7 years you know

[@xxgmehhhejkdkkjjfctsxxsjjj5194]

The best thing about him: HE is Honest and says what he thinks, unlike acting like someone who he isnt just to not offend people. Rip this legend

[@pooryorick831]

His bit about entropy and things breaking down is almost prophetic. We have really seen that which George described come true in the last couple years. He would have been thrilled to see all the riots, fires, plague, insurrection and back biting. He would have loved it.

[@mr.gilbert2790]

It’s not prophetic, it’s been happening since the dawn of time. He’s just awake to see it. People like you are what he’s talking about, you only notice it when it happens to you

[@vitalityfox]

Even the fbi admitted what happened on Jan 6th was not an insurrection you fucking idiot. Any way back when he gave this speech they had columbine, virginia tech and various other mass shootings, 9/11, a real recession where people lost their homes and ended up homeless, the never ending war in the middle east, swine flu, don't forgot the complete crash in the stock market. He was not "ahead of his time". This comment makes you look fucking ignorant. He simply had self awareness.

[@wyett123]

@@mr.gilbert2790 I was just about to say that. Apparently it's not common knowledge that history generally repeats itself to some degree. I knew stuff like this was going to happen after learning history in my teenage years. And like George I was also looking forward to the stupidity of it.

[@renifer483]

It was happening when he was alive too. You didn't notice that back then. But he did!

[@klumpytheklown3798]

​​@@renifer483 I noticed it, but I believed the excuses and the rationalizations. I thought George was just being funny. I was an idiot. Doh!

[@Karlonstark]

save the bees save the trees save the whales save those snails i could listen to him say that all day

[@chess_is_a_vibe]

I found myself singing those words while doing the dishes yesterday hahah.

[@Karlonstark]

i love the look in his eyes when me says it

[@filthyfilter2798]

Everett Schulte x0ax0a0xax0ax0ax0a xD

[@65coupestang]

Tyler Stull when me says it sorry to be the grammar nazi i know i might have spelled that word wrong but i never said spelling was my strong suit i think you were trying to type i love the look in his eyeswhen he says it not when me says it.. !!

[@BenjaminGessel]

Save the fowls Save those owls Save the dogs Save those frogs Save the cats Save those bats Save the lakes Save those snakes Save the bees Save those fleas Save the moose Save those goose Save the bears Who really cares... (Me personally though, I kinda like birds, owls, frogs, dogs, cats, HONEYbees, geese, moose and bears. The bats, snakes, and fleas can bite the dust, for all I care. :D I mean, who, honestly, likes fleas?)

[@Manfurias]

Did someone punch the guy shouting in the background?

[@lesbrown7009]

Awesome. George would approve.

[@Skrzy33]

paul8kangas Were you that guy shouting in the background?

[@Skrzy33]

paul8kangas ᕙ(>_

[@dirtywhiteboy4963]

i hope!

[@Dwemerologist]

paul8kangas Be quiet.

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

"The social structure is just beginning to collapse, you watch" Meanwhile 28 years later ...

[@Big.Von313]

Slowly but surely...

[@adamrobat7211]

Commenting obscure references no one understands in an attempt to sound clever makes you sound pretentious and also makes people want to sock you in your big mouth.

[@Thecurseofsanity]

@@pacgang2445 fucking what

[@chickenjuice4841]

@Dr Diablory damn bruh savage but solid words, I enjoyed reading that

[@N-e-o1]

Get ready. This decade will be the hardest any generation has ever been through. The amount of change this decade will witness will astound everyone.

[@missinginnovation8089]

people still come and learn from him today, and will forever. George Carlin is legend.

[@flatpepsi]

he would've been in utter bliss this whole year. i'm literally bummed that he didn't live to see this.

[@StrokeMahEgo]

Don't worry. I'm sure he was "smiling up at us"

[@flatpepsi]

@@StrokeMahEgo baking pies without an oven

[@rbrb3625]

Saint George ! ! ! - Dedication to Truth ! ! ! ‘Nuff said.

[@mingsalt94]

"I wanna see the Dow drop 2000 points" He predicted this 😂

[@GEXGE11]

well he didn't predict it would happen every fucking day :)))))

[@coletrain411]

GEXGE11 he did imply he’d love it though

[@SpinDlsc]

If he were alive today, he'd be cheering every milestone the virus makes on humanity.

[@fuierago1]

S&P will go up 2 1/2 points in the next 10 years....

[@tylerbonser7686]

How dare you misquote Carlin.

[@bradleysimmers3005]

Well, he was spot on. It's still falling apart. More so than ever before.

[@juliolp95]

and its only gettin worse

[@bradleysimmers3005]

juliolp95 Yessiree Bob!

[@nightangel7239]

+juliolp95 A prime example of people who always think that the world is going to end due to war (Or that God will come, either or) because they think the world is bad and have a delusion that it used to be any better.

[@juliolp95]

Cute Anime Person whos talking about the planet? Get over yourself

[@packleader1215]

+Bradley Simmers People that live long enough will pick up on economic patterns and can indicate where the markets are headed.

[@hughmc1133]

When I heard they recently found fungi that could break down plastic it made me think about what George said. Absolute legend. The new epoch of earth plus plastic has begun.

[@yondoodle]

Or the fungi on the walls inside of Chernobyl!

[@kim86gurl]

@@yondoodleYup. It's a cliché, but it's true. Life always finds a way. The last Tasmanian wolf/tiger died in human captivity in like 1928, I think it was, but there have been sightings of the creature for decades now. Every single year. The most recent ones with pictures that're somewhat blurry due to distance.

[@jonnyroberts1775]

Idk man I love carlin but this is a rare case of a bit that didn’t age well. We are in the middle of what is now an irreversible climate disaster among many other fucked up things we do to the environment. Not even carlin gets everything right

[@shallex5744]

@@jonnyroberts1775 for the last 100 years climate alarmists have been saying "if we don't change our act soon, we won't have a planet in 10 years". nothing has happened yet.

[@jonnyroberts1775]

@@shallex5744 that’s not true at all lmao. If anything they have been overestimating how much time we have left. Each of the past 5 years or so have been the hottest on record and that’s only the very very yip of the iceberg. Please listen to scientists, this is coming from an environmental science major so it’s fair to say I know way more than you do on the topic

[@istvanpraha]

OMG this sounds like my mother she is always "concerned" about accidents and tragedies, I think she secretly enjoys them.

[@painhasgotchyu8001]

Think youre the idiot

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

That so

[@dirkdiggler2234]

She make this? Really unapropriat for make new avenues.....sorry bad english aym from turkey!!

[@bobschmidt6565]

@@dirkdiggler2234 allah souriya wa erdogan

[@huntas4712]

I mean, you can still be concerned about something you enjoy after all

[@BaseCu327]

Even though Carlin was primarily being comedic I will agree with him, and throw my hat in that I'm a fan of entropy in the sense of humanity.

[@sjjahoda5622]

I seriously love listening to him speak truth. Wow. No matter how many times I hear him it blows my mind 🤯

[@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname]

@@julianmandes6584 that's a good one

[@c4esium137]

This man was truly a genius. To think that he experienced and lived during most of the most important events of the 20th century and he was able to grasp and understand the social patterns and behaviors so well to predict with great accuracy what was about to happen in the following years. This man warned the American people long ago. Magnificent intellect!!

[@JadeValour]

And look at where we are now. George would have had a field day!

[@xavierrose8208]

I love how he ignores hecklers... You're there to enjoy the show, not join in with your drunken shouting.

[@Skynet_the_AI]

Who heckled?

[@michaelbabb1087]

@@Skynet_the_AI All of the classless morons shouting over his act, it happens multiple times in the video

[@Skynet_the_AI]

@@michaelbabb1087 check! ✅ gotcha

[@tristramgordon8252]

His act, because it's a work of art, doesn't need audience reaction, it's like a little play, rapping before rapping ?

[@kathleenfulton9301]

He doesn't respond to hecklers because he is not that kind of whit. He isn't a improv comic.

[@shimmyking4]

if i could wish immortality onto one person i'd have given it to George. just THINK of the material he could've had if he'd lived a few more years

[@RockLegend2A]

He might've wished for death if he saw this shit, the poor guy.

[@shimmyking4]

RockLegend2 he once said he'd like to live forever so he can see how the world turns out

[@RockLegend2A]

***** But to see this... I guess being immortal takes away some of the punch of being part of this movement of self-righteous half-wits, but, still. We would've seen some of his darkest, angriest stuff yet.

[@shimmyking4]

RockLegend2 yep

[@markgigiel2722]

He saw it coming and clocked out at the right time. He was a prophet and saw everything as it really is. I miss him.

[@jalenandrew2387]

Watching this in the middle of a global pandemic really hits the spot

[@CarinaPrimaBallerina]

One of the many things I really like about this beautiful man is the fact that he's not afraid to show us that he's a human being!

[@BYMYSYD]

Poor George...he missed everything he mentioned after his death.

[@jaycepd4344]

+MetalAttack1986 😂😂

[@nicholasgenovese2454]

if he ran for president, i would vote for him

[@A_Final_Hit]

+Nicholas Genovese I vote for him anyway.

[@samfisher645]

He got the Hawaiian lava right!

[@MrMajikman1]

He didn't miss anything....he saw it and predicted it!

[@NilasThomsen]

George Carlin was my favourite philosopher.

[@JimTom.]

he was more of a realist

[@brianbarnes5170]

JimmY a skeptic also

[@rd264]

he wasnt a philosofa or realist or skeptic -he was just another stupid jokester.

[@danielsmith1529]

He was an intellectual provocateur. He was anything but stupid. His marketing skills are illustrated by the simple fact that years after he died, we are here on this site, watching and discussing him.

[@ivankoh3779]

rd264 you're the fuckin joke if you can't see the genius in him

[@voldemort008]

Well, it wasn't a K-Mart, but ole George woulda still been happy lol.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Referring to the Walmart shootings? Lol

[@stellaartois303]

Jane Doe 🇺🇸 *TRUMP 2020* 🇺🇸

[@strokerwillie1190]

@Jane Doe you either idiot

[@strokerwillie1190]

@Jane Doe don't think so.....🤣

[@TBAYMenace]

@Jane Doe jesus, you need to practise some more of that "face yoga" you like. calm down spazz

[@EVD6360]

When this first aired, I thought this was the most important, insightful and mind-opening 10 minutes I've ever seen. Matter of fact, this entire HBO special in NYC literally changed my way of life, my way of thinking and perceiving and Entrophy became a whole new understanding for me. He was a prophet. A genius. 2020 proved it and we are just beginning. As George would say, "Lets GO!"

[@broadwaysam8405]

Totally agree he was a Prophet. Seriously doubt we’ll see the bible people add him to their “new testament”.

[@treborironwolfe]

The thing I admire about George Carlin.. he was somehow always so smooth in breaking the ice.. Even while using a large sledgehammer to do it.

[@deborahludahl5099]

RIP George Carlin 1937-2008.

[@quintinhaus7689]

Deborah Ludahl and yet this was a video released in 2009

[@itspetahhh5304]

Quintin Haus you just made me facepalm so hard i gave myself brain trauma

[@ccgb92]

@@itspetahhh5304 same lol holy sh*t what an idiotic comment

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Damn it already has been 12 years since he had died? Boy time flies.

[@bachopinbee5991]

One of the most brilliant moments to cherish for sure. Such a gift such a charisma.

[@MichaelSplatkins]

The stuff he listed after 2:30 has all basically happened. Welcome to George's future. It's even more dystopian than he predicted. But, disturbingly, not by much. RIP you mad genius ♥️

[@ashwinhariharan]

This is how The Joker would be if he becomes sane. Damn, even the voice sounds like a close match!

[@vishalwaghmode007]

💯

[@captaincrunch6113]

Lmao if his comedy career took off😂

[@kyorikusagami84]

Heath ledger took inspiration from him

[@Priyo866]

"I wanna see stock market drop 2,000 points in a single day" Well that was quite a prediction...Carlin would've had the time of his life if he was alive right now.

[@ifirmlydislikeeverything412]

This aged like a fine barrel of whiskey

[@jayabratakarmakar]

FUCK PAKISTAN....

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

Thats not a prediction dummy

[@peterpalmer9757]

That would of been the equivalent of an approx 60% decline back when this skit was done in 1992 if comparing to the dow Jones.

[@joesephbunglebush1284]

I think George Carlin faked his death and became the joker.

[@angolin9352]

But the Internet, *ESPECIALLY* social media, is even more lulzy. It's one giant angry dramaball rampaging across our culture 24/7. And I love it.

[@crisduta6229]

The Joker doesn't compare. Joker is just a clown who's sole purpose is to make Batman look good. George Carlin is a fucking phenomenon. Even if that stupid character existed, he wouldn't last 5 minutes with George.

[@jonasstrzyz2469]

+Cris Duta I going to talk about the Dark Knight The Joker is an agent of chaos, he believe that it takes is just one bad day and this is what he tries to prove to Batman. The Joker is an unstoppable force while Batman is an immovable object. The Jokers corrupts people and shows while batman is incorruptible.

[@maleexile9053]

Angolin get the siet coke and popcorn ready

[@RedfishCarolina]

Grumpy Joker?

[@Est.1998]

Whenever I’m feelin down I throw on some Carlin. Never fails 🐐

[@jamesjoy7547]

My neighbors hear me laughing uncontrollably, they know I'm watching Carlin again

[@hfdghwys]

hey, the stock market dropped 2000 points yesterday....

[@GEXGE11]

every day all day for the last month at least lol 2020 be lit

[@josealmeida5768]

Yeah but.the size of the market now is much bigger. 2000 pts is not that much anymore. I wanna see 20000points in one day now.😂

[@343blech]

its crazy that his bits are still fully relevant. what a legend

[@MongoloidMan12]

They will only get increasingly more relevant. Frightening

[@chrisn4315]

Two planets meets... Planet#1: How do you do? Planet#2: Not so hot. Planet#1: Why? What's wrong? Planet#2: I have humans. Planet#1: Don't worry - that passes...

[@carlgustav945]

Chris N Brilliant Risabh 😂

[@nowpresent2167]

Enjoy your time here and but do find out where you came from and why too😂😂😂

[@w.morales9823]

r/imfourteenandthisisdeep

[@tpstrat14]

Congratulations on displaying precisely the idiocy he was ridiculing. The planet doesn’t care one way or the other.

[@Gabu115]

Timothy Stratton lol, who cares😂

[@hippiecheezburger5457]

He is one of the greatest public speakers, the way he never slows down is so impressive he was a great writer and was great and performing it

[@biramachoo4336]

The undefeated, undisputed heavyweight champion of the World in the dept of comedy. RIP George.

[@catsandalcohol99]

If it's undisputed why is there a lot of fighting?

[@joshuahadams]

+Kharloß V when he got to the top, the other guys said "Fuck it" and gave up.

[@andrewdaguanno9610]

What about Richard Pryor ? Carlin from the first time i heard his voice i was hooked lol he's one of the best at least top 3. Im jst sayin Pryor and Dave Chappelle even Kat Williams all were hysterical!!!

[@abc456f]

Andrew Daguanno I think Carlin was the best. Such an intelligent man. A master of the English language. Makes you laugh and think at the same time. But for simply telling jokes, Rodney Dangerfield gets my vote. I laugh till it hurts when I watch his appearances on the Tonight show with Johnny.

[@Aydinwxz]

"Introduce a little anarchy"

[@bradleycotton3237]

Aydin AR ...Said Sir Topham Hatt.

[@charlesdavis7142]

Look up on google----global truth project----click The Present. It answers all of life’s biggest questions and can turn this world right side up from the beginning of it. Nothing is more important than reading it.

[@BlindBosnian]

@@charlesdavis7142 Good book, but all you need to do is to live in alignment with Nature like your ancestors did before the appearance of the filthy desert cult called Christianity

[@CamiloGonzalez10]

Upset the established order...

[@alicemalice2597]

And everything becomes chaos...

[@poslednisoud]

We have frequent floods in my country, every few years I see people on TV crying "It is terrible, our house is full of water for the 5th time. Since we live here" and I always wonder why are they staying in fucking flooding zone.

[@Smonjirez]

+Nazael Rahl What amazes me even more is that some countries build nuclear reactors on places where earthquakes happen on a regular basis (note: Fukushima). We all know that shit can go incredibly wrong, but can be a safe source of energy when every safety rule and common sense are followed. Yet they build it near a fissure between two tectonic plates. I've seen Honey Boo Boo make more sense than that descision.

[@kidragakas]

Not everyone can afford to move/buy elsewhere

[@Smonjirez]

+kidragakas If building a nuclear reactor on a fissure is your idea of a plan B then a meltdown is all you deserve.

[@kidragakas]

+Smonjirez I was talking about people's houses; the original comment, not your reply to it

[@Artaneius]

+kidragakas Then don't buy or build homes in flood zones in the first place. Problem solved.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

This guys work will be eternally relevant

[@TheCbot88]

Wow. Hes describing 2019.

[@patrickoliver9133]

He is describing the inevitable end of our kind it's not rocket science lol

[@patrickoliver9133]

@Gevunn lol I'm not the one saying it George is, look up his big smoking ball of shit quote

[@keelsmac01]

Calvin Bottoms people believe this shit is new...it’s been going on for decades. Difference is, Trump makes it all interesting. He’s like the Carlin of the presidency.

[@Metalbringer92]

@Gevunn He's right tho

[@Tcrror]

@@keelsmac01 Yeah, I was never interested in politics until Trump started taking a shit all over America. George would have hated what this country became after Obama left. Shit, even when Obama was in office, the country was divided and he was killing innocent civilians "accidentally".

[@dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739]

RIP George Carlin. You contributed to entropy well!

[@garavonhoiwkenzoiber]

"How's the water, should I drink it?" "God no!" "FUCK YOU!" *glug glug glug*

[@AlphaAchilles]

Your not alone George! I love entropy myself. Watching things fall apart gives me great joy. In fact I live on the coast and I love it when a hurricane hits so I can see the destruction.

[@nicholaslapadat5195]

"I wanna know the stock market dropped 2000 points in one day." Mans predicted the future.

[@Supermanohman]

He's actually making social commentary about how we enjoy drama on TV and then we try to say that we're decent and good human beings... while we love watching chaos on TV

[@wercomets6519]

"Yes, enjoy some of our fine local water! It tis pure and it tis good!" Lmao I could listen to that on loop all day. 😆

[@Pazuzu158]

His bits have really been getting me through a lot lately and making me question and realize a lot rip to one of the greatest of all time

[@UltraGaivalas]

who is watching this during Corona virus outbreak? i love bad news!

[@ryder5286]

When I heard that the infection spread across several countries I thought to myself, what a good thing! What a good thing!

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Makes me feel better too lol

[@Funnyvids463]

Mr Bytes facts

[@clairbear1234]

haha, I started listening to him thinking he would like this situation in a comedic sense. Glad I am not the only one thinking of him

[@theglassgirl420website]

Love this shit

[@nicholasgenovese2454]

if he ran for president, i would vote for him

[@RazielKain619]

Agreed. Too bad he's gone.

[@danger_floof]

Jack the Gestapo He's dead

[@corvus1253]

He would've been a very good motivator for me to vote.

[@corvus1253]

But, if he had run for president, Id'v voted for him.

[@cogar3ify]

He wouldn't of wanted you to vote though.

[@candrew14]

I see I'm not the only one recalling this bit some 30 years later just as the shit is about to hit the fan. You were right George.

[@corbjones2738]

This is such a wild satirical take (that unfortunately came true) on how chaotic we are on the entropy scale - especially how we make more of a spectacle of it than taking any material action.

[@imDezrt]

2:36 if only you were here, george.

[@majidgonzalez928]

Self-quarantine= all day watching George videos

[@Watcher4111]

Contribute to entropy... Join morons who doesnt wear masks and go spreading virus lol

[@quinnflorence]

This man is now a new comedy act that I am glad to have found this year. My goddess of Mother Earth this man is off the rails humorous. So thank god for George Carlin being here while he was to make us laugh but tell us the truth that the media would never dare say. Haha, Anyways enjoy and have a nice day.

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

George Carlin is the only reason I don't blow my head off sometimes

[@alphyishere]

2:40 replace kmart with Walmart and you're spot on.

[@beskamir5977]

Yep it's kind of terrifying how accurate he is.

[@forlizzi8910]

Give him a purple jacket and green hair and you’ve just found the Joker 🃏 😂

[@Ss-hn5rf]

Just like this guy.. He loves chaos as well.

[@tracititus9791]

Right?!

[@taaakaa]

He did live in a society

[@Willalexseto]

I love how George can spread truth and laughter at the same time :D

[@kwisatzhaderach9591]

I wasn't expecting entropy to lead into the saving the planet bit. Pure 100% comedy gold.

[@Galdiolur9920]

It's 2020 and he's right about everything he said

[@hang_kentang6709]

@Dalapetus Peters indeed, its hard to laugh once you get what he's saying. the part about how bad news sell is really brilliant imo.

[@khrispy_fur6376]

Bruh the news media were like "write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!" when George Carlin spoke because he is the quintessential American without any of the masks or personas or BULLSHIT in this country. This man spoke the truth.

[@jaygopinath1694]

his right he said the opposite to what he real means he telling everyone one what the powers that be wont/plan/think

[@Danfrombackhome]

He was always right the entire time

[@bigkoi1015]

"I wanna see thousands of people in the street killing policemen" "I wanna know the stock market dropped 2,000 points in one day" "sirens, flames, smoke, bodies, graves being filled" 2020: i got you fam

[@164-j6q]

2020 wasn't shit compared to what is going to happen in a couple of years

[@NWOLFF9719]

@@164-j6q you understand

[@maddi3787]

Stolen comment my boi

[@TimothyRyanFisher]

Carlin for Messiah, truth burns bright and illuminates the dark, the World has dimmed since you left Us, RIP, You are missed George, but your words live on at least through one person who quotes you daily, me, and I know millions of others do too, touched by the wisdom of Our great thinker, present day Mark Twain. In these times of turmoil your voice is our voice and gives comfort through laughter, reassuring that all is O.K. if you can laugh about it.

[@TheUcanlah]

Am with you Tim......My kind of socialism & truth-telling.... Telling it like it is...miss him too!

[@dr.madthumbz2689]

One of the greatest monologue ever written.

[@Diraphe]

George would have loved LiveLeak

[@DebNKY]

Love him so much, "interfering with nature." He's a Zen master

[@IacobucciB]

I wanna see a nuclear meltdown! -George Carlin Show:1984 Chernobyl:1986

[@tacoblend3246]

I think this was taped in 1992. "Jammin' in New York"

[@halflifeepisode34980]

Chernobyl was too far away..he prob wanted to see a nuclear meltown in some shitty midwestern industrial town

[@chriso9345]

*I'm a happy guy!*

[@sha11235]

Yes, it was from the 1992 special.

[@TuongNguyen-te8zy]

Chernobyl:1986 was mentioned in the bible

[@babylonfiveoh2861]

George paid his dues and Payed attention. He was around in the 60s until he died. Watch is evolution in comedy. He was awake telling truths. I enjoy him still.

[@mac1991seth]

And the fact that George Carlin is a stand-up comedian telling jokes on stage eludes people to this date.

[@chrispena8186]

SJW'S Would have gotten so butthurt lmao

[@一國兩制-o8p]

George never gets old. He is my kind of father figure and role model

[@gracebiggs630]

George Carlin's comedic brilliance was his brute honesty about how he viewed the world. And more often than not, his worldview was correct: religion is blatant brainwashing,people are stupid, America sucks,and laughter is our way back. He is sorely missed by so many. His word IS gospel, in my humble opinion.

[@kevinvanduser7945]

Can you imagine Carlin's material if he were still alive once school shootings became unfortunately common

[@Lemopalm]

Some comics make you laugh, some comics make you think, some comics make you cry...but George Carlin made you do all three at once

[@BYMYSYD]

If he lived to see 2009 - 2013 he would be a happy man.

[@ComicPierre]

more that the past year and a half? really lmao

[@calebtimes453]

Mike Suopys 2014 to 2018 would have been awesome

[@jimslater8685]

It's funny to read this comment, you had no idea how crazy things were gonna get, and in four years time somebody will probably read this comment and think the same exact thong... Before they're engulfed in a blaze of nuclear light.

[@Andres-cq3ly]

@@jimslater8685 Holy shit, that day will be insane.

[@matttejada7381]

Never knew humor and sarcasm can be so funny. 😂😂

[@AndyAcker]

This is his best delivery of this piece I've seen or heard, and the one burned into my brain from back in the day.

[@christiandonnell1399]

2:41 he predicted it

[@athenascurse]

Christian Donnell he would have loved 2017-2018

[@Andrezito917]

"I want to see a Tornado hit a church on Sunday"

[@UberMun]

So do I.

[@corvus1253]

Again, so do I!

[@andrewacuna8211]

Just go to a Muslim country

[@JoshuaRWorkman]

Me too.

[@spaceartist1272]

LoL

[@timmotion6494]

I couldn't stop laughing and crying! The hilarious and crushing truth!

[@michaelhinton2738]

I was 9 years old watching this back in the day.. he's a legend and still relevant