The Death Experience | George Carlin | It's Bad for Ya (2008)

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@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 17 сағат бұрын
There’s *always* that one guy yelling *YEAHHH!* after Carlin says something impactful. 😂
@lovemojiheartkiss
@lovemojiheartkiss 17 сағат бұрын
thats me in a different universe guys😂
@OfficialGeorgeCarlin
@OfficialGeorgeCarlin 17 сағат бұрын
Yeahhh! You’re right ✌️
@timapple9157
@timapple9157 11 сағат бұрын
Impactful huh. You may not realise it but that is a little used term and is one of Trump's 'best words"that people use since he said it at the NY dinner,btw.
@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 11 сағат бұрын
@ It’s this kind of thought process that made Trump your dictator in the first place.
@timapple9157
@timapple9157 11 сағат бұрын
@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 And your username explains your thought process.
@ConnorMiller417
@ConnorMiller417 14 сағат бұрын
I miss George. Considering after what happened a few weeks ago, people could really use some of his wisdom because far too many people have let politics dictate their relationships with people. No matter who’s president, you gotta remember that it’s a big club and you ain’t in it! There’s BS coming down the road and it’s important you teach kids how to detect it and to avoid it. I’m glad I found George when I was in high school because it’s helped me navigate my way through this crazy world.
@carlos66965
@carlos66965 5 сағат бұрын
Except "both sides" is a giant intellectual copout. One side didn't actively push a dictator rapist. In georges time you could get away with "both sides". Doesn't work at all now.
@SJR4815
@SJR4815 14 сағат бұрын
Razor sharp until the end. My father showed me Carlin when I was maybe only 12. He died when I was 19, shortly after George did, but I'll never forget watching Jammin' in New York with him and laughing so hard that my stomach hurt... only to have him turn to me and manage to choke out "Don't tell your mother!" between laughs.
@Carlinisms
@Carlinisms 17 сағат бұрын
Grandma baking pies without an oven, a classic.
@zwischendurundmoll3968
@zwischendurundmoll3968 9 сағат бұрын
💀
@lovemojiheartkiss
@lovemojiheartkiss 17 сағат бұрын
As the number one 14 year old George Carlin stan (if I do say so myself-) thank you so much for starting this account up again and spreading the good word of this man!
@OfficialGeorgeCarlin
@OfficialGeorgeCarlin 17 сағат бұрын
You're very welcome!Thank you for being here! You’re number one in our book ☝️
@MrJimheeren
@MrJimheeren 15 сағат бұрын
You can never start early enough with a healthy dose of Carlin
@armanraha651
@armanraha651 17 сағат бұрын
"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told." George Carlin 😍
@howunacceptibleofme2145
@howunacceptibleofme2145 11 сағат бұрын
👍
@Stevesautopartsify
@Stevesautopartsify 10 сағат бұрын
🎯🎯🎯
@OratoryJamesIV
@OratoryJamesIV 15 сағат бұрын
After what happened three weeks ago, I have a feeling there will be quite a few explosions at Thanksgiving dinner this year.
@MausMasher54
@MausMasher54 14 сағат бұрын
DV could have a 10-fold increase over these upcoming Holidaze....
@TheSteveBoyd
@TheSteveBoyd 15 сағат бұрын
George is smiling down at us watching this clip, laughing his ass off at how f*cked we all are now. Yep, George and Joe Pesci, just watching and laughing from the surface of the sun. At least, I pray they are. 😂
@optikfick
@optikfick 15 сағат бұрын
Joe Pesci is NOT dead! Mofo had me for a second.
@Kitt_the_Katt
@Kitt_the_Katt 14 сағат бұрын
No, he's down there now screaming up at us. Lol
@colt5189
@colt5189 4 сағат бұрын
Carlin helped get Trump elected, twice. And he's not even related to Trump.
@rubysparrow2975
@rubysparrow2975 17 сағат бұрын
His smile reminds me of sling blade, lol...
@richardleenders8243
@richardleenders8243 17 сағат бұрын
Just think 💬🤔..if he became president.. for two terms..peace and tranquility and mostly laughter..
@jonbourgoin182
@jonbourgoin182 11 сағат бұрын
He was too good for that job.
@richardleenders8243
@richardleenders8243 11 сағат бұрын
@jonbourgoin182 absolutely true...I was thinking of another world
@Stevesautopartsify
@Stevesautopartsify 10 сағат бұрын
George wanted nothing to do with fixing things! Just commenting on how fuked up we are and continue to be!
@ianalgie713
@ianalgie713 9 сағат бұрын
Uncle Sam with the Statue of Liberty broke me.
@brianbrino4310
@brianbrino4310 3 сағат бұрын
George Carlin was simply unique like no other! He was fantastic!❤
@the_grand_tourer
@the_grand_tourer 14 сағат бұрын
Love Carlin's wee lists ... sometimes three, sometimes five, sometimes whatever he f'in well feels like.
@MarceloSantana-o1e
@MarceloSantana-o1e 12 сағат бұрын
"I think hes down there, screaming up to us"
@colt5189
@colt5189 4 сағат бұрын
The Menendez brother's parents have had a change of heart, and are now trying to help get them released from prison so they can knock up a woman so the parents can become grandparents.
@CloudyBogdan
@CloudyBogdan 52 минут бұрын
George is always a treat. 😂❤
@nocturnalverse5739
@nocturnalverse5739 15 сағат бұрын
Y'all already upload the "you don't have rights" bit? Take care of this man's legacy Mr. Talent Agent. Sure, make all the money you can or whatever it is you wanna do, but please preserve the integrity of one of the GOATs. We know he wasn't a perfect man. But he was better than most, I imagine.
@AshyEvilSlashy
@AshyEvilSlashy 16 сағат бұрын
It must be very exciting to have a grandpa like him.
@anearthian894
@anearthian894 16 сағат бұрын
Nice to have you back Carlin. Even tho it feel like i have heard you doing same reality talk, its great..keep going👍👍
@Stahe
@Stahe 11 сағат бұрын
No one living has the right to tell others what does or doesn't exist after death, simply because no one living knows the real truth to it. The only people who has answers to questions like that are ones who are no longer living. Let people believe what they want to and have faith in. That's all most of us have these days to help us keep going.
@Bumper776
@Bumper776 4 сағат бұрын
George Carlin and Steven Hawkins are both saying: "Well, we sure called that one wrong."
@JimSVoit
@JimSVoit 3 сағат бұрын
As George said leading into his final joke of this, his last, stand-up special: “Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true: I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally, I lean toward unlimited rights - I feel, for instance, I have the right to do anything I please. But, if I do something you don't like, I think you have the right to kill me. So where you gonna find a fairer fucking deal than that?”
@JimSVoit
@JimSVoit 3 сағат бұрын
It's not like he was being unreasonable here either. Like he said...“If people wanna believe this stuff, it's fine with me. Let them believe it. I don't want to disabuse anyone of their beliefs...BUT...I have a question about this. A question that involves *logic* !”
@muffin_gamers
@muffin_gamers Сағат бұрын
George died on this tour in a hotel, turns out he had very fitting material for his final shows!
@BigAl_00
@BigAl_00 17 сағат бұрын
Honestly this is so true. I’m guilty of it too.
@rainbowtropolis
@rainbowtropolis 3 сағат бұрын
You are very missed George. If there is some sort of afterlife, I hope you're enjoying it!
@victoriaman117
@victoriaman117 10 сағат бұрын
Is that you Kelly uploading all these clips
@salimosman8188
@salimosman8188 14 сағат бұрын
God i miss him..😂😂😂😂
@wilbawild9537
@wilbawild9537 Сағат бұрын
I'm sure George is smiling down on us
@jamesmusisca7547
@jamesmusisca7547 5 сағат бұрын
the man is a killer comedian tears me up and logical questions for our bible people
@traveller2378
@traveller2378 16 сағат бұрын
A timely bit
@rexochroy2
@rexochroy2 15 сағат бұрын
I still wonder what and how he would look at things today … Hold on to your hat folks .. 😊😊
@Rasarel
@Rasarel 11 сағат бұрын
Well, in Germany we have 3 days weekend, it's called Kurzarbeit 😂😂😂
@bobcosmic
@bobcosmic 17 сағат бұрын
Shared to X
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 5 сағат бұрын
The description of hell sounds like the inside of the sun. It takes a photon to get from the core to the sun to the surface 10s of thousands if not MILLIONS of years to make that journey. There’s so much densely packed stuff in the sun that photon bounces around like a pinball. It’s not until it hits the surface of the sun that’s free to fly away at the speed of light. Millions of years trying to escape and whoosh you’re going so fast time stops for you. Then again maybe that’s hell!
@puck7364
@puck7364 3 сағат бұрын
Canım benim!
@DanWint
@DanWint 8 сағат бұрын
Listen to all George has to say, but he never told you all of it.
@Stevesautopartsify
@Stevesautopartsify 10 сағат бұрын
Critical thinking makes religion seem beyond ridiculous!! Which it is!
@alexvignolo7798
@alexvignolo7798 9 сағат бұрын
Cross -country strokejob 👏🏼
@senior_ranger
@senior_ranger 16 сағат бұрын
This was the year he died.
@Raygeemusic
@Raygeemusic 5 сағат бұрын
Only physically... :-)
@debtompkins5363
@debtompkins5363 10 сағат бұрын
the religious have no concept of how impossible their beliefs are.....
@Stevesautopartsify
@Stevesautopartsify 10 сағат бұрын
🎯 Critical thinking is lost on the faithful!
@robertcfedele
@robertcfedele 29 минут бұрын
🤣
@N3mB0t
@N3mB0t 16 сағат бұрын
This man died several years too soon, the world is now a perfect place for his trade, best comedian of all time.
@Raygeemusic
@Raygeemusic 5 сағат бұрын
I think it was always the perfect place for his trade, then and now.
@everybodythinkstheywantfreedom
@everybodythinkstheywantfreedom 17 сағат бұрын
6 minutes ago
@tsopuaifa
@tsopuaifa 15 сағат бұрын
God help George. 😂
@notusingmyname4791
@notusingmyname4791 17 сағат бұрын
I miss him... this pronoun bullshit wouldn't have gottan that far with wise people like him around.
@Kitt_the_Katt
@Kitt_the_Katt 14 сағат бұрын
I said like a true idiot. You refer to George Carlin as him, guess what that's a pronoun dumbass.
@jimtom4878
@jimtom4878 17 сағат бұрын
Phirst
@bak-mariterry9143
@bak-mariterry9143 17 сағат бұрын
1,342nd.
@EllenAlbrecht-c3n
@EllenAlbrecht-c3n 16 сағат бұрын
So sad that Carlin had to use faith and God to make a buck. Loved his early work that was void of disrespect and his potty mouth.
@Kitt_the_Katt
@Kitt_the_Katt 14 сағат бұрын
I mean why not faith in God is one of the biggest jokes in the world, so it only makes sense.
@writerconsidered
@writerconsidered 14 сағат бұрын
Well perhaps you shouldn't watch him then.
@SDreamer83
@SDreamer83 12 сағат бұрын
Truth hurts.
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