Madame Web Pitch Meeting

Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Madame Web!
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Sony has been attempting to attract some of Spider-Man success in the MCU by released several Spider-Man-Adjacent movies like Venom and Morbius in the past few years. Now Madame Web joins that list of movies that exist.
Madame Web definitely raises some questions. Like why is there so much spider-teasing? What’s the deal with the bad guy’s voice? How did Cassandra fly to Peru when wanted for kidnapping? Did she really decide to leave three kids in the woods? How did this movie get made?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Madame Web!
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[@dannyganelin9777]

Can't believe Sony spent millions of dollars just so you could have the BEST pitch meeting ever, how nice of them!

[@XJ471]

I had exactly the same thought! LOL!

[@ljevarster]

This is absolutely the best one so far, yes

[@Pscyon]

He hasn't yet had a bad one, but this is definitely one of the best!

[@KingArthurWasARoman]

Honestly, didn’t even know Sony was doing this. Was focused on Helldivers 2. Honestly after this, I’m going to keep playing Helldivers 2 over watching this movie. Seems like a better use of my time.

[@ziltoid420]

Once he asked how the lead got out of the amazon and the pitcher says "Amazon prime, I don't care" I realized this is worth the 90 million they wasted on that movie. lol

[@LimitNZ]

"Female-led, not Miss Leading" was a banger line!

[@Veronica.John10-10]

I just came on here just to say that that was one of the f****** funniest things I've ever heard...why hasn't somebody come up with that before??! Lol😂 also, I saw what you did there 🤣

[@jimheimerl1637]

Banger? I hardly know her!

[@Veronica.John10-10]

@@jimheimerl1637 *groan* lol

[@lebogangsekwati4305]

Genius work

[@SpenmoChins3]

That was a Bar fr fr

[@amanpanigrahi3062]

"I guess it's Amazon Prime, IDC" was hilarious 😂

[@MultiBlack17]

Lol the delivery made it so damn good 🤣🤣

[@alexandercollinson4040]

I heard that and f**king died. I was on my break at work too so everyone's looking at me like I finally had the mental breakdown everyone suspects I'm going to have. Not realizing that I've already had it and live in a world of madness. XD

[@Isketchsometimes150]

​@@MultiBlack17delivery 😂

[@PTPMEDIA]

People are gonna love how this "ALMOST involves Spiderman". I love this channel!

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@abhyanshsinha1742]

I like how they literally created a movie so that u could make a pitch meeting about it

[@Arigator2]

More people will watch this than the movie.

[@lonewandererfo3]

I like how we've literally forgotten the meaning of the word "literally"

[@Arigator2]

@@lonewandererfo3 I love how people think literally the most insignificant things are important problems.

[@lonewandererfo3]

@@Arigator2 when you got a heavy life, it helps focusing on insignificant things now and then...But I guess you have no idea

[@andrewglisson4596]

​@@lonewandererfo3I have only figuratively forgotten the meaning of the word literally.

[@dawica]

I hope Ryan feels proud of the “Miss Leading” joke because it was fucking brilliant

[@AnkitShai]

don't forget the "little" part

[@kennyrayfinlayson7826]

Came to say the same thing!

[@JacobGforce]

Took me a second to get!

[@Tential1]

​@@AnkitShairofl. I missed that, I couldn't get the height joke. I'm so dumb... 😢

[@nathangraham2952]

Twoshadowing

[@JettLockette]

2:32 "I don't know about this" "Ezekiel has a spider man looking suit, you could put it in the trailer" "🤩🤩🤩!! yeah okay !!!". These are the best!😂😂😂

[@M00nlord]

"No it's an exposition dump. Oh, like she does it on the canvas?" LOL. This has to be the best line you've ever said.

[@TT-rt2kh]

COMPLETELY! There's so many other good lines, I think people are missing this one! Ryan is on fire right now! 🔥

[@thichinhphan4010]

I don't get it. I'm serious.

[@Dan_Boston]

A movie soo bad it warranted a 7minute pitch meeting. You provide an invaluable time saving service my dude.

[@shepardren8006]

I was really about to say the same thing. I've watched enough PMs to know the longer the video the more shenanigans he's breaking down. And I love it.

[@kevincurpheymusic]

Lol 😂 for real ! Lol

[@pencilpauli9442]

I feel this is true for all Pitch Meetings.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Plus this video took over 7 days to get uploaded

[@shepardren8006]

@@user-dr2yz8um3d How fast does he usually get them out after a movie?

[@williammendolia2493]

The "Spoilers Ahead" was a little unnecessary for a movie no one will watch.

[@chintanpatel1053]

True

[@jonathonpolk3592]

Except a lot of people are starting to watch it... because it's so absolutely terrible that it's funny. It's kind of like one of those Mystery Science 3000 flicks.

[@davidc1878]

The way Hollywood is going, Ryan should have a lot of material to work with in the future... which is great for us.

[@Viandemoisie]

I watched it twice, and had a blast both time. The movie isn't just bad, it's unhinged. Writing, acting, sound design, editing, cinematography, every single aspect of it is a terrible, delicious failure. 1/10, I highly recommend

[@essentialrenee]

i fell asleep several times during the bootleg. after 4 days of watching, i can say this is definitely the best worst film i've seen in a long time

[@v4vndta911]

I like how the "four" shadowing got worse as the Pitch progressed.

[@m_hall]

The wow wow wow hicup moments was hilarious, glad you kept it in the final take lol

[@JadenAmistad]

That “Miss Leading” joke is actually so genius

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I called one of my cats Miss Deeds. I love any pun like that.

[@UnusedLasagna]

Yeah it’s super good

[@StepMiles-kx2cv]

Beat me to the comment!

[@CptHolt]

holy that was actually really clever.

[@ZIETH]

lyrical genius

[@bellissimo4520]

"I believe the term is 'female-led', not 'miss-leading'..." 😂 Pure gold!

[@QuatrinaVR]

It’s my new favorite line 🤣

[@mugflub]

That was poetry

[@user-rt3ww9yl7d]

no matter how tall she is! lol!

[@JL-vn3vo]

Led

[@mpaynton]

High brow jokes are tight

[@omarshaarmd93]

2:32 the reaction here to the Spiderman-looking suit gets me every time! 😂 I hope that Ryan always enjoys doing these videos, because honestly I can't get enough of them! I love his comedy, and I'm super impressed how he is always getting better and funnier! tysm for all the laughs ❤

[@Sixitboy]

The HISHE collab was amazing!

[@toolegittoquit_001]

Saw that two 😂

[@Infernape1998]

Wow wow wow… wow.

[@narendramartosudarmo6112]

Getting him to guest star in HISHE was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@different_stuff]

what exactly are you talking about?

[@Infernape1998]

@@different_stuff “Here’s a bright idea, why don’t search for Madame Web HISHE and see what we’re talking about?” -Bright idea scientist

[@lizzard1138]

The misleading/female -led line is the best gag you've ever put into any of these pitch meetings

[@ShifuCareaga]

agree to agree!

[@hymenfiesta]

It was fucking brilliantly delivered.

[@jezebulls]

That was gold.

[@joelsnyder8499]

I did NOT see that one coming!

[@MetulManiac]

it's works on multiple levels

[@alexisalidis9037]

I like how he is so kind he wrote a spoiler warning for the 2 people that actually want to watch the movie

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Why would the people who saw the movie need a spoiler warning 🤔

[@lingricen8077]

@@ethanlivemere1162Yeh OP is a dullard

[@alexisalidis9037]

@ivemere1162 good point, I'll edit it. My bad

[@ourladyoflourdeschurchmp8572]

Technically, isn’t it OK to spoil the ending if the producers spoiled the rest of the movie?

[@thomasleonardis711]

@@ourladyoflourdeschurchmp8572zing

[@jaybrium]

This was a BRUTAL Pitch Meeting, and I mean that in the best way possible. Great work, one of the best yet 😂😂😂

[@AlexisAdrian00]

Here after you got featured on HISHE

[@kongmengyang1098]

Being featured on HISHE is TIGHT!!!

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Learning nothing from Morbius is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@carter_lovejoy]

“Learning nothing from Morbius is TIGHT!” -Sony Pictures (possibly)

[@user-hh8dn9cp5p]

Aww, making movies like Morbius is TIGHT!

[@bigbearkat2010]

Learning nothing has been their MO since the Andrew Garfield days, that's why they had t beg Kevin Fiege for help.

[@makeyourmark00]

Especially from the exact same writers...lol.

[@yurilouback6331]

Tbf I thought Madam Web was not as bad as the Venom movies

[@Leo_Valdez]

More people have watched this Pitch Meeting in two hours than people who have watched Madame Web since it came out.

[@apo617]

Facts

[@willransier]

100 percent!

[@Bbqchicken914]

What an original comment

[@believeume122]

More thought went into this 😂

[@eunaosouobatman9684]

This comment is better then the whole movie

[@Bazookatone1]

That little excited clap at 2:38 is probably my favourite joke in a video tht already is laden with absolute gold. UPDATE Cratch that, "three-shadowing" just pipped it to the post.

[@owenanderson8224]

The one part of this movie that I think you forgot to cover in this pitch meeting was the fact that nobody at the airport reported her stolen taxi with the license plates ripped off for the entire week she was gone. She is just allowed to grab it like it’s nothing.

[@mantheking]

Pitch Meeting rule-of-thumb: The worse the movie, the better the Pitch Meeting. This Pitch Meeting was one of the best.

[@ThePretendgineer]

The worse the movie is, the sooner we get a pitch meeting.

[@Dontkillberry]

@muqqUI it’s probably because he didn’t have to wait until seats were not booked

[@gettingby365]

"Amazon Prime, I don't care" 🤣💀💀💀💀 I was not prepared for that!

[@commandershepard5450]

I was hoping to find someone that laughed as much at that as I did

[@tcchip]

I snorted with laughter at that. 😅

[@quophiebarnabaue5338]

This was the funniest for me 😂

[@avianna7738]

I’m not sure if what I did qualified as a cackle or a honk… But either way I died.

[@peterg76yt]

Yet it's the most logical part of the movie.

[@officialiicon]

"Here's a bright idea" 😂😂😂😂

[@aaabn8]

Since 2020 I'm more hyped for the pitch meeting rather than the actual Marvel movies

[@lordfly88]

I've watch a few movies I had zero interest in seeing, just so I could watch the pitch meeting.

[@firdanharbima6997]

​@@lordfly88 why waste money?

[@lordfly88]

@@firdanharbima6997 never said I paid for them ;)

[@cenciende9401]

This ISN'T a Marvel movie, it's a Sony movie. What an incredibly dumb and clueless comment.

[@dashinhayes]

The writing for this pitch meeting was better than the movie

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

Probably took about the same amount of time to make, too

[@Phyress1337]

Its kinda always like that 😅

[@0giwan]

Your words are HURTFUL, but entirely true.

[@CrizzyEyes]

"Miss Leading" is actually a top tier pun

[@jamesnagle7566]

The improv at the end was also better writing

[@kahlibrown4909]

The "three-shadowing not up to the level of foreshadowing" joke is absolute gold! 🤣And then later calling it "two-shadowing" made me crack up!

[@jelita_]

😂 only need "one shadowing" to complete it

[@IrishBavarican]

This is too good of a joke to never use again. I had to pause the video to finish laughing 😂.

[@R055LE.1]

Totally stealing it

[@raycas6881]

Hey ..as English as my second language didn't get the foreshadowing joke,,,,can you explain?

[@akramalbatross4007]

@@raycas6881 Foreshadowing is when the writer gives a sign or a hint of something that will happen later in the story. And it sounds like FOUR-shadowing. The writers' foreshadowing in the movie wasn't that good, so he called it THREE-shadowing. It's a pun.

[@ComeauSoftwareSolutions]

"That's that threeshadowing." "Don't you mean foreshadowing?" "It's not quite up to that level." LOL!! Now I feel like I've seen all I need to see of this movie. Thank you!!

[@terrypaxino6790]

Hi Ryan, With the impending arrival of your baby, you asked for some older movies you could do pitch meetings for. I was thinking Dantes Peak and Volcano would be good ones for you. Also, what about Crocodile Dundee? I also wanted to let you know how much I love this channel and your other skits as well. You're pure joy and genius!

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

Dundee would be great. It's great by itself, also it's a silly 80ies kind of a movie, it's about the upside-down-land, and there's several of them. Great opportunities there. Perhaps even a collab with some antipode. Maybe film the Australian upside-down, that would be challenging to rig up but very rewarding, he-he

[@SuperSky9]

"Amazon Prime?! I don't care" 🤣🤣 I had a solid one minute laugh out of that!

[@jonathangermain4143]

Same lol

[@johntabler349]

Wow wow wow.,............ hiccup, ........,.. wow

[@my3dviews]

Being shipped through Amazon Prime is super easy, barely and inconvenience. 😄

[@princevimbai1]

Makes sense tho 😂😂😂😂

[@nattday9000]

I had to pause because I was laughing so hard at it

[@Brighton24601]

With everyone dunking on this movie, I feel like you could have phoned this one in and still got decent views. But between stuff like Miss Leading, the Amazon prime shipping joke, and the constant demotion of Four Shadowing, this has to be one of the best written Pitch Meetings. Great job, Ryan!

[@carbine090909]

Ah, excellent intro, 3-point construction and conclusion. Homework done.

[@johnbox271]

"...Miss Leading..." 🤣

[@joshuavanderrheede4469]

The "Miss Leading" pun was gold!

[@bubblehulk7647]

Nailed it

[@tooi816]

after 300+ pitch meetings, why would he even phone it in lol

[@AliceP.]

So satisfied that he addressed the peruvian people shipping her back to the US like it's no big deal, all the other videos I saw totally glossed over that (but they had a million other plot holes to talk about so it's ok tbh)

[@Virtualblueart]

I hated the similar plot hole in Ark knight rises where Batman miraculously heals his broken spine in days and seemingly instantly teleports to Gotham where he takes time to set up a burning bat signal before acting. The rest of the movie I liked, but that bit killed the immersion for me.

[@Benjaja]

"-like she does it on a canvass?" - Bravo mate

[@kingroi42]

« Well, you know….that’s famously untrue. » Made me choke on my cereal with the delivery. Ryan is so consistently funny in these pitch meetings

[@dazzbourgh]

Arguably one of the best jokes ever made on this channel

[@apexnext]

He had me rewinding a lot on this one. 😂

[@ShirazHansen]

Eating cereal while watching a pitch meeting about madame web.. did it clear out your sinuses?!

[@boxkid759]

​@@dazzbourgh yup

[@auzzy999]

I died on that line hahahaha his delivery especially was so funny 😂

[@sharkdentures3247]

"I believe the term is 'female-led', not 'MISS-Leading'." - Perhaps the most brilliant line Ryan George has come up with to date! Although the "Amazon Prime? I dunno." line is very highly ranked as well, IMO! (lots of top tier lines in this one) Great work Ryan!

[@tomspiegel5322]

That's when I knew this meeting was one of his best. It's gotta be one of his Top Five Pitch Meetings.

[@hellfish2309]

BARS

[@randomfools808]

There's a bunch of bangers in here.

[@LcdDrmr]

Linking exposition "dump" and "canvas" was pretty oblique but very funny, and with a disgusting mental image to boot!

[@cooperolson9143]

Agreed, this one has some real standout writing (better than the movie it's about)--nice work

[@PhillipGuyton]

I just saw the How Madame Web Should Have Ended and all I can say is "wow wow wow!! " lol

[@yelenbanzon8819]

"How does she know it gives you powers?" "By knowing it!" So accurate!

[@scottdorsch5149]

Mr Jameson, "so, you've got some Spider-Man pictures for me?" Peter, "Yes sir, I do"

[@radrobd123]

Jameson: That must have been dificult. Peter: Nah, barely an inconvenience.

[@alexblaze139]

Mr Jameson, "oh how so? " Peter, "please get all the way off my back about it , it's secret alright" Mr jameson, "ok let me get off that thing"

[@Mibbitmaker]

Peter: "By the way, I always wondered why you always wear a Hitler mustache?" Jameson: "Hey, shut up, just leave them with my secretary, and..."

[@HAL-bd9zz]

Mr. Jameson, "These Spiderman Pictures are Tight !" Peter, "Yeah Yeah Yeah !"

[@RealElMaximo]

Jameson: oh wow wow wow... ... ... ...wow.

[@DIO-1166]

"Amazon prime, i don't care." I died🤣🤣

[@tusharsharma7513]

I choked on water

[@PurooRoy]

I laughed

[@compman12345]

I kinda giggled

[@zlkanglwrth2776]

I smirked

[@SC2Villares]

I felt some air coming out of my nose

[@paveljavorek2076]

Chekhov's CPR...that was briliant

[@neuro.weaver]

Miss Leading?!! Shipping her with AMAZON Prime?!!!! You are on FIRE!!!!!

[@SaphG1]

"Amazon prime, I don't care." 🤣Belly laughs feel so good, thank you good sir.

[@jelanitarik7423]

That line was classic! 😂

[@talandelana6873]

I got one from exposition dump on a canvas

[@Onikage55]

There's no amount of appreciation that can be shown to match that level of genius

[@froggybug]

😂😂😂 SO FUNNY!😂😂😂

[@jadoyon]

Hollywood being absolutely horrendous at their jobs has really been a boon for Ryan.

[@CompetitiveWormsArmageddon]

Please do a pitch meeting of "Three Kings" (1999).

[@GiftOfKnowledge-np9vg]

“…and her EMT partner is Ben Parker.” “That’s the guy we’re always killing!” I can almost here Peter sighing deeply.

[@InkWarrior]

The best part of Madam Web is that we got a Pitch Meeting from it.

[@DarkForse]

And I hope that no one in their right mind goes to see it before they've seen Pitch Meeting and subsequently shrug off the idea of ever watching it.

[@tomtripp5417]

And now I don’t have to watch the film 😊

[@GhostDrummer]

I’ve seen a few videos of people talking about watching it in theaters and the audiences were laughing the entire time.

[@DrVenture42]

@@DarkForse actually his description of the fight in a fireworks factory makes me wanna see it. Maybe Web is SO bad I will laugh at it. The reviews with pics of empty theaters is hilarious 😂

[@Dragonfly_Guru]

Was just thinking this 😂

[@batriam5921]

first threeshadowing turning into twoshadowing is probably my favorite joke so far.

[@bman78629]

I legitimately laughed out loud at that joke.

[@ddosan4108]

One of the biggest r/MurderedByWords in pitch meetings so far.

[@ShivanshSharma-yz9bk]

best shadowing ever

[@HelderGriff]

I'm gonna think that foreshadowing has a 4 in it and thus being on a scale for the rest of my life

[@jonnyjp8486]

The "oh, wow, wow, wow, , wow" at 3:40 was pretty great too

[@SaySay460]

Y'know what? I"ll say it. I'm glad the Madame Web movie exists! 1) Because I could choose not to watch it... and 2) because it inspired this Pitch Meeting, which is the wittiest and funniest I've seen so far! I'm so glad I clicked on this. Keep up the great work Ryan!

[@sirbinky3596]

This is amazing. Brilliant job. Seriously laugh out loud funny several times.

[@EvieRawlings]

"That's kinda like the famous line." "Yeah, exactly, but not as good." 😂 I love it.

[@michaelsamerdyke108]

Yes, that really made me laugh.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Unironically, pretty much everything Ryan writes is superior to and far more clever than all of this Hollywon't hogwash. 🙄 It's embarrassing, though. Literally MILLIONS of dollars and dozens of people involved... and *that* is what they shat out? Wow. Holey R3ctal caπ¢3r and blood and bile of boolsheet, Batman... that movie was bat sheet BASURA.

[@martianastronaut4917]

I will never understand why Sony in particular, loves to remix the "with great power comes great responsibility' line, even in the Amazing Spider-Man movies, it made no sense why they didn't just say it, instead of that unnecessary word salad we got. Like just say the line, Its a famous line heavily associated with Spider-Man, we all know this, just say the damn line,

[@helloidharbl6753]

>"Airport security was a lot more lax back in 2003." Holy hell that blind sided me and gave me a sincere laugh. Well played.

[@michaelknight8365]

A superb line

[@Atom-yb5dy]

New York City airports too, like seriously writers WTF

[@Beaver_Monday]

Just a really fun and chill vibe in US airports back in 2003

[@Future_Vantas]

Just like Madame Web at the end of the movie!

[@charlesevanshughes3638]

@@Beaver_Monday You could walk right up to the gate in 2003 Le Guardia

[@p.racelis1998]

"The forest is the safest place for little girls." "Why do you say it like that?" Comedy gold 😂

[@mikesolomon2636]

"How did the Peruvian spider people ship her back to New York City?" "Uh... psh... Amazon Prime... I don't care." Dude, I effing snort-laughed at that ish!

[@mintspears6714]

Your delivery of the "Famously untrue" line is prob my fav line from this series ever

[@SeraphsWitness]

agree

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Second to the twilight pause, but its def up there lmao

[@pr-fe]

Right!

[@Js-eq7yd]

I second this sentiment

[@bassman8144]

Just got to that part and I 100% agree!!

[@coldflames1D1A5]

I love how Ezekiel with spiderman powers couldn't dodge falling pepsi signs

[@Hejawolf]

The power of product placement 😂

[@morleyxtremeh1955]

Kendall Jenner's power of collab

[@jdetres01]

It was actually the “P”-ower of family that ended Ezekiel. Fast and furious taught me that family is stronger than ***skyscraper**

[@johnboats9075]

​@Hejawolf it's a well known fact that hostess fruit pies could defeat any super villan in the 70s and 80s.

[@dreamedoutdoll]

Pepsi is famously the kryptonite of Spider-Men, their powers are blind to sensing any Pepsi-related products

[@Cassandra112]

Im a bit surprised you didn't touch on Sydney Sweeney in this at all. I was watching another person review this movie, who was showing clips. and, "a coming of age story for the teenage girls". which made me immediately stop and go, "wait, what?" Sweeney is 27. obviously so adult women. I was just at a loss, they were trying to pass her off as a teenager. who in the world thought her playing an 15?yr old girl was a good idea?

[@ChiTownOriginator]

One of the best pitch meetings so far. So many hilarious jokes. 2:15 my favorite one 😂😂😂

[@samzilla567]

2:01 that "Hey Shut Up!" Perfectly encapsulates the entire mindset of the script writers of this movie.

[@deadcastlutinut2441]

You mean of this Era

[@jakariashafin1695]

Hey there are still good movies being made like across the spider verse​@@deadcastlutinut2441

[@candidwings5609]

I recently heard that the big studios have been known to take the script and then the execs and producers modify/re-write it and never give it back to the writer. So, I'm going to avoid blaming the writers as much anymore for messes like this

[@jlarrybrewer1149]

REASONS!!!😂😂

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

I love how Sony seemingly _knew_ that people would rather see the Spider-Women while simultaneously not making a movie with lots of Spider-Women stuff.

[@ryangraff102]

Like that time they made FANT4STIC, and shot that whole scene with the Thing attacking attacking a military base -- just so they could put it in the trailer, not in the movie, and make the movie look like it had more action than it did.

[@jaquanpowell4605]

@@ryangraff102I still hate them for that shit 😂

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

Gotta drip feed that spicy F-list comic book character content. You know, because that infamously works even for the likes of the A list characters like Spiderman himself...right? LOL

[@thatHARVguy]

@@ryangraff102 Snyder did the same by having Leto's Joker saying Phoenix's Joker "We live in a society." line only for the trailer.

[@eno2870]

Well, see, the team that made the trailer isn't the team that made the movie.

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

Writer: Let’s make a movie about Spider-Man’s most unpopular supporting character! Producer: Brilliant! Next, let’s make an Admiral Holdo spinoff!

[@3thmnify]

I remember watching these a few years back, it’s gotten better. Props to you my dude

[@omegagiraffe1172]

That “Miss”leading line was too damn clever!!!😩😩😂😂🔥🔥

[@shawndixon4536]

This line was so great, I was laughing so much I had to pause the video to explain to.my son because he thought I was going insane laughing to.myself. He didn't get the joke! Which made me laugh even more!

[@CorePathway]

A little misleading. Even more nuance many people miss the first time. That’s why her size doesn’t matter.

[@TheBasicConcept]

I was ded fucking genius.

[@rorylemke1088]

It is a truly great joke. Ryan is a comedy writer at heart.

[@QueekHeadtaker]

don't call me shirley.

[@johncollins7465]

"Didn't someone need that ambulance, probably, though?" "I don't care" Lmao

[@nyetzdyec3391]

I completely missed the joke about women drivers.

[@kardnails8729]

New catchphrase

[@cable7152]

He shoulda got all the way off his back about that.

[@codemanthe2nd343]

Fantastic work Ryan. Pitch Meetings are always amazing but this one goes extra hard. Loved the hiccup outake as well.

[@harijotkhalsa9496]

Producer guy: "You've got yourself a movie... I think. I don't really know what super hero fans like." Script guy: "Let's hope it's this!" Truer words...

[@KeyThrast]

5:46 “When you take on responsibility, great power will come”, has WILDLY different implications than, “with great power comes great responsibility” 🤣

[@breakingbenjamin555]

Sounds like something a dictator would say.

[@thepubknight6144]

​@@breakingbenjamin555 it's super easy, barley an inconvenience

[@EtwasMartin]

Hey listen, I will need you to get aaaall the way of writer guy's back there!

[@julien4327]

"with great power there must also come -- great responsibility!"

[@yasyas618]

“that’s kind of like the famous line!” “Ya, exactly, but not as good.” 😂👍

[@Polymathically]

"Well, you know... that's famously untrue." That made me chuckle in the darkest way. Well done. I swear, they're just making movies so you can do a Pitch Meeting about them.

[@mexanx]

I don't get it, did something happen in 2003?

[@jhnshep]

​@@mexanxwell there was 9/11 and the twin towers before that, so 2003 would have really strict security, like today. If it was 1970's eg it would have worked

[@deinocam9268]

@@mexanx Post 9/11 airport security. Maybe you are too young to know because it has become the new normal. Not your fault for not knowing.

[@boogiesmell5181]

@@deinocam9268 Kudos to you sir for responding with such genuine tolerance and kindness to an innocent question. Comments such as yours are too rare on youtube where accusations of stupidity and general mockery are the norm. Have a great weekend!

[@marceelino]

@@boogiesmell5181lol

[@FlatSpinMan]

These are amazing. I love the development of the producer who now questions so much.

[@ThePsh07]

Time to start using “three-shadowing” & “two-shadowing” to describe really heavy handed/convoluted attempts at foreshadowing. 👏

[@johnnychopping3655]

When I was about 8 years old, I wrote a story that ended with them luring the Big Bad into a fireworks factory and blowing it up... I think that speaks volumes about the mental capacity of the writers of Madame Web...

[@brandonparamore8300]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alondro77]

To be fair, that was mostly the ending of one of the Pink Panther movies... though it works in a ridiculous comedy.

[@user-ps1ft1hy4j]

Was it taken from real life?

[@13buthead]

Don't put yourself down. Maybe you are a genius screenwritter.

[@blablablabla8290]

Those pesky firework factories are always blowing up everywhere

[@SakuraTomoe56]

That Amazon Prime joke was pure gold. Usually I can keep my laughter internal, but this was a laugh out loud moment for sure.

[@Mereologist]

I like to tell kids today that Amazon is such a powerful company that they named a river after it in South America.

[@valinor1082]

Yep, that got a full laugh out of me.

[@MrGittz]

It was beautiful. Ryan has some great comedy writing in him

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

​@@valinor1082ok...

[@Forier]

So you've updated your camera or lights or both, images are looking great!

[@megsam4077]

YES! THANK YOU! i thought the same thing at 2:00!

[@franciscolaurean8550]

"How does she know it gives you powers??" She read the script

[@mrbennbenn]

So many banging lines in this. From miss-leading to Amazon Prime. Best pitch in ages 👏

[@lewiskyriacou3012]

Miss-leading is the best joke I have heard on this type of thing in ages!!! Love Ryan

[@ndouellette]

The Miss-leading joke was amazing

[@SabreX02]

The Miss leading caught me and the Amazon Prime sealed the deal 😄

[@CafefantasmaMX]

You forgot the Grand Theft Auto super powers xD

[@No_True_Scotsman]

This is one of my favourite ones so far!

[@Mereologist]

My favourite part was when Madame Web shouted, "ITS WEBBIN' TIME!", and then tried to web all over the audience but there wasn't one because the theatres were completely empty. Truly a moment of all time.

[@OldMovieRob]

Knowing nothing about this film, that was really quite the summary of how insane this film must have been.

[@MollyHJohns]

It's like an average middle schooler coerced by their incompetent scriptwriter single aunt to write a spidergirl superhero story of their own while not being too familiar with the entire comic franchise.

[@ethanfetaya]

@@MollyHJohnsunfortunantly it is probably worse. If a middle schooler wrote the script it would be filled with (nonsensical) action and stunts. That at least would be fun.

[@treasure9342]

​@@ethanfetayai would prefer a stupid action movie like fast and furious, godzilla, king Kong, and etc. Cause at least I could watch something cool instead of watching.......whatever this movie is?

[@ethanfetaya]

@@treasure9342 at least we have the privilege of watching the pitch meeting instead of the movie

[@JuliusRoweEka]

the movie was actually good and when you watch it it makes alot more sense, the movie is leagues better than love and thunder and multiverse of madness

[@scooterdemo]

I cant explain why, but the hiccup in the "wow wow wow wow" was my favorite part of this video

[@JoshLogan42]

I had to rewind it to make sure that happened. Then I tried to figure out why and..

[@alanmoses1860]

I figured the only way an Exec would green light this is POS if they were on some heavy stuff to begin with. So I instantly liked how that fit in.

[@maomin7shamwow]

@@JoshLogan42 He posted a "behind the scenes" on his IG & he had a bad case of the hiccups & just decided to leave that one in lmao

[@jeremyrugg3015]

I'm pretty sure this relates to his video showing how hard it is to make a pitch meeting while you have the hiccups. So I think he just had them.

[@reaperraider999]

My guess is that it was actually accidental but then he thought "This is for a madame web pitch meeting" and left it in😂

[@erkfx4154]

Thank you for saving my time with something that’s more entertaining than what the movie seems like. I only originally wanted to watch it to find out if the paramedic they showed in the trailers was actually Ben Parker. Now I know!

[@TheOneLiliad]

You were in HISHE!!!! 😅😅

[@kerravon4159]

From the state of the movie I'm guessing that the _real_ pitch meeting went exactly like this too.

[@gfmol845]

Just without the cleverness... or the fun.

[@kerravon4159]

@@gfmol845 Exactly.

[@Rondo2ooo]

​@@gfmol845 Exactly.

[@Famousfire97]

@@gfmol845 Exactly.

[@NineSun001]

The problem is, that for a pitch meeting, the writer must have a script to talk about. But in the current state of hollywood, scripts are written during the shooting. So the real pitch meeting was something like: "We need another spiderman movie to not lose the rights. Ok, I search what character was somewhat popular. I got this Web-Girl, let's make something with her. Ok, here have money."

[@trevorclive]

Thank you, Ryan, for saving me 114 minutes and the price of admission!

[@whom382]

Be honest! You weren't seeing this anyway.

[@christianhardtofind6349]

Yes, in addition to this being one of the funniest pitches in a while!

[@gentblue]

Few were ever going to waste 2 hours of their life on this nonsense! Marvel need to focus more on a plotline rather than releasing crap about 1000 failed comic books that no one has ever heard of!

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol

[@ladycavalier]

Literally same 😂

[@Greyjay254]

This whole thing killed me. I just came over from OutsideXtra's wild 2 truths and a lie challenge about this film, with how wacky and wild it was, and afterwards just needed to watch the pitch meeting. Because it's so bad, it's turned into an even better pitch meeting. Well done!

[@bezmagica]

Got recommended this from OutsideXtra's video and holy shit you're right, this is actually hilarious

[@mattmac204]

I watched the first 30 mins of the movie and gave up to come here. Thank you so much Ryan 🙏

[@MrShepardDog]

"She has to go to Peru for an exposition dump." "So she does it on a canvas?" ha ha ha. So much stuff that made me smile in this one!

[@sd4mg]

was the best one

[@asmany]

yes, i smiled out loud histerically too

[@clit_niblr0375]

3:51 'Oh, you're doing some three-shadowing.' 'Isn't it four shadowing..?' 'Uhhh.... it's not up to that level I don't think, no.'

[@yuukotombo6578]

I like how it came back to two-shadowing later

[@Jg-be7it]

It's funnier when you understand FOREshadowing is one word and does not have the word "four" in it.

[@damianx1089]

Great line... pure gold

[@jelita_]

​@@yuukotombo6578yes, just need to drop to "one shadowing"😂

[@clit_niblr0375]

@@Jg-be7it - There's always a Buzz Killington in the crowd. 👌😁

[@thesamuraiman]

Friend just linked me this. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Thank you 😂😂😂

[@thesupervader400]

Finally It's here! Been waiting weeks for Ryan George to do a Pitch Meeting on Madame Web.

[@erdbeerscherge]

The "Shut Up"-interruption always kills me. :D

[@nealmceneaney3771]

How many times have you watched it?

[@Arcessitor]

@@nealmceneaney3771 It's a recurring thing. This is not the only pitch meeting. Which apparently you didn't realize before you made that inane comment.

[@thatllwork_official]

This is your best pitch meeting yet 😂 my wife and I were rolling the whole time

[@sumesh-kumar]

get a room

[@humanity600]

​@@sumesh-kumartouch grass.

[@pudgebl67]

what were you rolling?

[@Malc180s]

Maybe their lawn? Making it nice and flat? Or perhaps some pizza dough. Whatever it was, it needed two people.

[@Mdautkreix]

@@humanity600you tried.

[@baneuntaned2546]

Excellent improv afterwards ! So good.

[@marciob777]

I think I've watched every Pitch Meeting and I have to say, this is, by far, the funniest one ever. Thank you, Ryan. An absolute classic.

[@seyeshittu3297]

"I don't know these people". That one got me rolling, dunno why 😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@soundsfromthestreet]

that was a fourth wall moment

[@djaaronix]

timestamp ? 🤔

[@69Kevrod2012]

@@djaaronix 6:57

[@d1dac0]

"I don't really know what superhero's fans like" 🤣

[@wickedboy22]

@@69Kevrod2012😊😊uuu

[@stonekite4482]

„Airport Security was a lot more relaxed in 2003“ killed me.😂

[@mightywizard7475]

"That's famously untrue"

[@user-ne7nn8xb5k]

Best one yet ❤

[@mgtan8900]

Rewatch this pitch meeting after HISHE episode. It's tight