Pokémon That I Would EAT

[@MiguelShinyHunts]

“Babe wake up, Rouge uploaded!” “Stop waking me up for these videos, it’s him or me now.” “Have you ever thought about which pokemon would be the tastiest?”

[@TheRogueRenegade]

So true

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

"Babe, you should have led with that. Now I want to eat miltank."

[@MiguelShinyHunts]

@@SigmaGaming-YFGA let’s go I got my first botted reply comment

[@SlinkSup99]

​​@@MiguelShinyHuntshe already has a discord. On the channel page, click the main links and it should be there

[@luckyinky7849]

​@@MiguelShinyHunts Rouge The Bat gets a Discord server? 😲

[@lucasnascimento751]

As a vegetarian Pokémon fan, I've always wondered, if I ate a grass type Pokémon, would I still be considered vegetarian?

[@Veinelso]

Vegetarian? Maybe. Vegan? No

[@ClubbinSealz]

Leave ma grass type bois alone!

[@Kieranpokemonsisliterallyme]

you can eat a leaf off of pansage's head

[@luckyinky7849]

It is if the pokemon doesn't have to die for you to eat it.

[@game_projections]

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u want some chicorita flesh? :P

[@GradyEngelhaupt-xt2yt]

Kentucky fried combuskin No no no Kanto fried combuskin

[@ismailmashhadani6377]

HFC: Hoenn Fried Combuskin

[@GradyEngelhaupt-xt2yt]

@@ismailmashhadani6377 Hoennen Fried Combuskin

[@TheRogueRenegade]

This is great

[@ismailmashhadani6377]

@@TheRogueRenegade I never expected the KZbinr to respond to this comment, even if you are talking about the comment or the list of replies I am grateful to have replied on a comment just for the KZbinr to respond one day later 😂

[@ismailmashhadani6377]

@@TheRogueRenegade While I’m at it, let me just say that you are my favorite Poké-Tuber, but I don’t like how you curse so much.

[@lasercraft32]

I guarantee you, for all the canonically edible Pokemon, I bet extremely rich people spend a LOT of money to buy Shiny variants as some kind of culinary delicacy.

[@StafkiGTN]

They're talked up as great and tasting even better, but then you actually try it and it tastes the same.

[@duxartoria3392]

That explains the shiny breeding...

[@themoagoddess1820]

some points about slowpoke tail: 1. team rocket wasn't just going around chopping slowpoke tails off, they were rounding the slowpoke of Azalea town up for their tail cutting operation, or at least preventing them from leaving Slowpoke Well 2. while built to be detachable and delectable, slowpoke use their tails to catch their own meals and they can't exactly regrow their tails indefinitely without a source of nutrition 3. the dex entries saying slowpoke losing their tail doesn't hurt them came about for the same reason mega evolutions were retconned to be immensely painful, they wanted to phase out our old view of the matter (eating slowpoke tail is cruelty and mega evolutions are wholesome, respectively)

[@CaptainObliviousV]

I understand your point, but Megas were always like that, at least in the anime (see Korrina & Lucario), which is likely where the games took that bit of lore from (which actually further emphasizes the importance of a strong bond by having a consequence if there isn’t one)

[@SuperGamefreak18]

@@CaptainObliviousV agreed on that and well the Mega evos tend to last for a single battle as well usually, and honestly for a reason, I feel like MOST of the dex entries were ACTUAL problems after time went by, like so MAD MAN decided to let a pokemon stay mega for longer than whats safe, which is like a couple of minutes, resulting in those side effects worsening

[@AiLoveAidoru]

Point number 3 is also dictated by regional regulations I assume. Both slowpoke tail consumption and mega evolution might be illegal in Johto regardless. but in Alola the slowpoke tails are likely a regulated fishery that you need a license for, hence why you only see them in grocery stores and can’t obtain them on your own. Mega evolution meanwhile is likely a legal grey area that only specific trainers that know what they’re doing can use (ie the champion). We don’t have a clear indication whats legal and not legal in every specific region, but it’s probably safe to assume that stuff like this would have laws pertaining to them in different regions.

[@cdesigner9178]

One thing I will say about Togepi is that pretty much every egg you eat in the real world is unfertilized. That means that there's just a bunch of fluids. However, if the egg is fertilized, like a Togepi would have to be, you get the embryo of the chicken, so when you crack open the egg after cooking it, there is an underdeveloped baby chick that you would have to eat. So unless Togekiss can lay unfertilized eggs like a chicken, I HEAVILY advise not going for Togepi eggs. James was an idiot to want to eat the Togepi egg without knowing what's inside.

[@popstel2286]

As a Vietnamese, that’s not even that bad since there’s a dish named “trứng lộn” here that’s just that

[@Maricodone]

​@@popstel2286 just googled it and that's a very interesting dish! Never thought something like this would exist 😮

[@CakeofRage]

see also: balut

[@Bryson-b7z]

In slowpokes dex it says it's tail falls off but team rocket most likely cuts the tails instead of letting them fall naturally so I think that's why it's illegal and the ones that are served in the food dishes are ones that fell off.

[@grimcreeper8196]

That is a good point

[@avatardoom]

"the closest thing we have to a Magikarp is probably a goldfish" Or a koifish. The fish it's based on

[@falsnamae3511]

Koi are goldfish. In the same sense that a poodle is a golden retriever.

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

Alcremie. It's literally infinite whipped cream it sounds amazing

[@Surepeacooler]

I headcanon that the way that team rocket removes the tail prevents it from regrowing. Like they cut the tail too far up, cutting off part of it's body.

[@eeveequeenhanna]

They do eventually grow back though in the game, iirc.

[@grimcreeper8196]

Team rocket rounded up the slowpoke and not only did they cut off their tails but they also treated them the slowpoke poorly to the point of them being on the brink of death. Kanto and johto probably realized that the slowpoke tail market was full of the slowpoke tails from team rocket that it was just easier to outright ban slowpoke tails in general. The reason why I think places like alola, kalos, and Galar still eat it is due to licensed fishermen who cut the tail off feed them a berry then release them into the wild. Hence why you see the slowpoke tails in stores but you can’t get slowpoke tails from slowpoke yourself.

[@bluestarnights7311]

My sister assumed that there was some off screen farm facility with real world animals raised to be food. She was so upset when I told her that's not real lol

[@PKMN_TrainerJet]

This should be in a headcannon video

[@Tyson-r1w]

It is real though you should stop lying to your sister

[@penguingamer6771]

i want to eat a salad out of a lot of different grass types "Gotta eat ’Em All!"

[@Espurrd]

The Pokémon Mac & Cheese ad said ,"Can you catch them all, can you eat them all"

[@ShadyRK9]

@0:01 SHINY CLAUNCHER!! ✨🦞

[@Thepokenerdoriginal]

@@ShadyRK9 a rare delicacy! Lol

[@bugcatcherlance98]

Not really shiny but pretty close

[@Thepokenerdoriginal]

@@bugcatcherlance98I just realized :p

[@flurraz7083]

8:35 Headcanon: They stopped eating Bounsweet because it was almost extinct

[@kavinaderrow3269]

Paldean Tauros. It looks like a black Angus, one of the most common breeds of cattle used for beef.

[@Foyay_Red]

0:48 hey kids

[@TheNoobRapter]

As a kid I always looked at the pokemon red sprite for pikachu and thought one of it's legs looks like a chicken drumstick. You know what they say, everything taste like chicken.

[@primedialga]

Some Dachsbun sticks as appetizers. Then a Tauros streak with a side of fried Celebi rings and a Chikorita salad as the main dish. And as desert i take an Alcremie (flavor depends on how i feel on that specific day, though vanilla should work most of the time).

[@zaydenperkins250]

Hear me out, grass type mixed salad, you take every grass type and shove them into a bowl get some berries or salad dressing and you will be set for an excellent meal.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Magikarp might be a good stew though, just add seasoning and simmer until it releases all of the nutrients and discard the carcass nuggets and strips are chicken, it’s just breast meat with breading- pressed or just intact meat doesn’t change a thing

[@Jaxon-iq5nz]

A applin a day keeps the doctors away

[@game_projections]

it will become a p p l o u t

[@minus4425]

Technically applin is not the apple so yeah kinda weird

[@CaptainObliviousV]

Slowpoke are revered in Azalea for bringing rain, so I can definitely see it being a cultural thing

[@Foster-t8k]

“And lastly, Vaporeon!”

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

🗿

[@DarkGuardian_Silvers]

2:05 the fact you put Nemona there makes my day very happy

[@justsomerandomdudeontheint9859]

Lechonk is mostly muscle so that boi has gotta have some MEATY bacon

[@Adir-Yosef]

about the slowpoke thing, there is a very simple explenation. back in Jotoh and kanto dex entries were rougher. so they just retconned the pain and added the regrowth thing to make it more child friendly.

[@kingmagikarp97]

4:25 You can get a slowpoke tail dish in Kalos so maybe it's only illegal in Kanto and Johto? That's only a theory of mine

[@TearfulZorua]

And you can make one in galar too, smoked slowpoke tail curry.

[@kingmagikarp97]

@@TearfulZorua that one I also knew but I didn't think of it when I wrote my comment lol 😅

[@dude6074]

10:36 funny thing is, That's the whole point. It acts like easy prey so predators would approach it then it would jump them with Dondozo

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

Sushi is not the fish, it's the rice.

[@8829patrickcox8829]

0:39 in the same episode misty says that Magicarp has very little meat

[@im_a_tide_pod]

The only problem with the Vanilite line is that according to the Pokédex, and other sources of info, It’s so cold that you would essentially get hypothermia

[@chesicaek]

for anyone that's wondering why the togepi in the thumbnail looks so bald, it's because it makes him tastier (trust me rogue told me it himself)

[@BlueP1neappl3]

0:01 omg shiny clawinser!

[@Itspiggy69]

I’d wanna eat pollytoad or siesmetoad because I love frog legs and both are thicc

[@ArtByKarenEHaley]

@@Itspiggy69 greninjas got some meaty thighs but I’d probably go for kingler or krabby

[@LoudandNoxious]

I don’t know why but I headcanoned that back in the old days of the Pokemon world, people would only eat Pokemon at the time of famines, and that the reason why all of the meat is discovered in the Pokemon world is because of those famines. Basically like, “Hey some of these Pokemon taste good and don’t make us sick, why not eat them instead of other people”

[@jacobosburne2282]

Tropius grows fruit around its neck and ranches in Hoenn and Alola raises them for it as well, so I would try the fruit out just for the sweet taste of it.

[@Manueltion15]

There had to be some sort of illegal Pokemon food circling the Pokemon black market

[@tty.l4392]

hey im a fan of ur vids, im loving the back to back posts

[@TheRogueRenegade]

Thank you for noticing, I'm doing my best

[@Bellespuppyteacup]

I'll bet the grass type Pokemon get made into salads all the time in the anime universe.

[@greninjamariokartpokemonfan]

I would absolutely eat Miltank because not only is it tasty, but I also hate Miltank, so I would get to enjoy both the flavor and its demise. I suppose I would drink its milk as well.

[@Nethaura]

Competitively dachsbun is a good counter to koraidon, which is super ironic when you consider that the sandwhich loving lizard gets countered by the bread itself

[@ysgramortheelfkiller2328]

I love cooking, so this video was welcome to me in many ways. Oddly emboar is likely my favorite pokemon (my first ever starter) so even if I love cooking never saw buddy as a pork, so now I wont forgive myself. Also other pokemon I would eat other than the ones mentioned are most seafood pokemon. And one of those is veluza who can shed its meat like snake skin and that is delicious, so I would hunt veluza just for that. Dondozo sound like a pokemon fishermen could sell a lot of meat due to size. Other than that if pokemon ever does a game based on italy (my favorite cuisine) I want a shrimp (could be related to tatsugiri) and another regional convergent of sinistea as a wine glass that evolves to a bottle of wine.

[@ashwalker1]

Tatsugiri will make you food of his friend

[@FRanky66637]

Dragonite, have you ever wondered what a dragon tastes like?

[@SuperSloth42]

I feel like meat from a fire type would be more smokey then spicey, because they must have, like some sort of fire organ that lets them breath fire, hence why many of them have darker colors, they are literally being roasted from the inside out!

[@1upmash]

11:20 As a 🇲🇽, ikr??

[@ddaviddd_the_Rowlet]

As a 🇲🇽, I 100% agree

[@GAMERLIBARY]

One I’ll say that would be interesting to eat is probably Farfetch’d or that less it’s leek since in Galar you could use its leek as a cooking material so it’s bound to taste somewhat good.

[@thatoneaxolotlguy9969]

As a Jewish person I can confirm that the tepigs got saved to see another day

[@SubAndDuck]

@@thatoneaxolotlguy9969 yippie!

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

this also applies to Muslims too...

[@giblegaming]

@@wesleyrobledoOnyt one thing both israel and palestine can agree on!

[@BlueKorb]

One thing i like to consider is if the pokemon is fighting type it will likely be very tough and chewy.

[@Vio9740]

screw it if im hungry enough im just gonna start chowing down on any Pokemon i see

[@AxolotlC]

I would eat… Barboach 🍣 Applin 🚫🪱 Krabby 🦀 Tropius 🍌

[@dandenoms9495]

Maybe Slowpoke tail is regulated? like how Sturgeons Eggs(caviar) have a limit to how many can be harvested in a day depending on the place, or also how some animals can only be hunted on one especific season of the year

[@AnemoiaXP]

Happy wars...... its deleted.......

[@TheRogueRenegade]

Bye bye Happy wars

[@wisehealer2536]

I wrote an entire speech on pokemon edibility for a college class. I was looking for the MOST edible and ended up with slowpoke. My logic being the low activity, presumably herbivorous diet, and the ability for them to Regrow their tails with minimal pain, makes it sustainable and ethical. I just feel like fairy types would do weird things to your mind upon consumption. My logic being that folkloric fairies can create illusions. For example, turning leaves as gold. great video!

[@Espurrd]

yum, slowpoke

[@LitherIng]

I’m eating that crabrawler claw. I’m not eating a whole ass Pokémon.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

Miltank and octillery sound great.

[@Your_LocalWizard]

3:38 and then Jimothy starts rambling about how Appletun would have an amazing niche in gen 3 OU

[@thesillyone032]

I would eat a deerling, sawsbuck, mereep, Toros, miltank, spoink, oddish, alchermie, Dachsbun, smolive, and swinub Maybe a sunflora (only the seeds)

[@anubisgodess2353]

I was hell-bent on eating LeChonk when it came out in scarlet and violet my partner who has one on his team said it be over between us if I even dare to breathe on him! 😂😅 🥓

[@Surepeacooler]

YEAH, FRIED COMBUSKEN WOULD BE AMAZING

[@joeywendel6129]

All good takes. Also, smoliv. Need I say more?

[@Kieranpokemonsisliterallyme]

Here's a headcanon I made up on the spot to explain the slowpoke stuff that's bordering on fanfiction with the amount of mental gymnastics I'm using: Team Rocket were selling them as a side hustle, and because they were corrupt and had friends in high places, like gyms, (like many criminal gangs do) they couldn't accurately prosecute them, so Johto made slowpoke tail eating illegal so they could get them on that. It sounds strange, but just remember that they got Al Capone, not on selling booze, but on tax evasion.

[@BlueP1neappl3]

me looking at the thumbnail: TOR-CHICKIN NUGGETS!

[@younghopeproductions485]

I think the Slowpoke illegal bit in Johto is cause Team Rocket was cutting them off and not letting the tails fall off naturally. So it'd probably be considered abuse

[@stormbiskit7271]

HOLD UP… let him cook.

[@poisonoussnake2022]

Grumpig and Emboar, lechonk evolution line bacon, miltank burgers, torchic evolution line. Applin withouth the worm, and basculin

[@Kieranpokemonsisliterallyme]

my hc is that the only pokemon parts that people eat (most of the time) are parts that grow back.

[@Yt_Trashpanda]

Miltank alambre.

[@troperhghar9898]

I want to eat a miltank burger and make it's milk into the cheese Also garlic and butter goes great on a burger If I lived in the pokemon world I will open a restaurant

[@KeylamPMD]

Miltank Steak 😋

[@aweiz6265]

This is the content I'm here for

[@ShiltzThePleb]

3:54 Made me think of the ending of Bugsnax for some reason

[@reececollins9212]

I got a small meal plan A Miltank burger with a side of Snover berries and I’d wash it down with some watered down Bounsweet sweat

[@DaSheepKiller]

I always forget that berries grow on Snover. But yeah, its drop in Scarlet & Violet is literally called Snover Berries.

[@Brandon-kt7ss]

Maybe you can make a soda out the sweat.

[@Wooper_x]

5:22 its illegal to cut his tail and team rocket cuts his tail in cutting tail might be bad for slowpoke it can lead to problem with growing back his tail and slowpoke needs his tail to hunt for food

[@Surepeacooler]

Americans calling chicken burgers "chicken sandwiches" always catches me off guard, until they show an image I think they mean sliced chicken like you would have in a ham sandwich 🥪

[@ShiltzThePleb]

The Slowpoke tail being illegal in Johto is probably like another "Kinder Egg in America" thing

[@SheruMuko]

Steamed Spheal sounds good right about now.

[@Misstiffers899]

3 forms of tatsugiri curly form (shrimp sushi) droopy form (tuna sushi) stretchy form (egg sushi

[@torquedawg1004]

as a southeast asian, your friend's tastebuds are DEFINITELY broken. mangosteen is the best fruit out there and i'd eat a bounsweet in a heartbeat

[@Surepeacooler]

WAIT WHAT YOU WENT BLIND!?!?!?

[@melaniegood9037]

Miltank...... Burgers with cheese inside them.....

[@Augusto2]

hold on, just because a pokemon if fire type doesnt mean their meat will be spicy. further more, they are fire resistant, meaning they need some insane temperature in order to get cooked

[@llama1362]

Sometimes I’m just sitting in my room and I’ll just be like damn I really wanna eat a Gyarados

[@diamondminer9515]

I'll take a double scoop of vanillite with a slice of appletun please! 😂 Exeggcute would have been perfect for the egg section as well

[@carlthecactus1513]

pumpkaboo and gourgiest would slap in a pumpkin pie

[@Jassygirljassy]

I would eat the tepig evolution line bc i hate them, and they would probably tates like spicy bacon.

[@julesrules7297]

Kingler claw sounds good

[@Real_Person_Not_A_Bot]

I've never tried it before, but I hear Buffalo meat is pretty healthy and delicious, so I'd definitely eat Bouffalant. Miltank is a pretty obvious one as well.

[@Zulk_RS]

I agree with all of these except for 3. 1. Combusken: I like chicken IRL and I don't doubt they'd taste good but Blaziken is my all time favorite pokemon and If I lived in the Pokemon world, no matter how much I like chicken, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to eat the Blaziken line. 2.Torchick: Same reason as above 3. Swirlix: I think its fur is very similar to cotton candy but I'd find it gross because its fur is on the outside of the body, collecting all sorts of nastiness as it moves around. So yeah I'll pass. I wonder if their meat tastes sweet though. Might try that.

[@bannedname5036]

Inb4 Gardevoir, Lopunny and Vaporeon are the list. Thanks internet.

[@Ovotun]

togepi looks like french fries

[@Tyson-r1w]

Technically spice is just a chemical poison that we’ve adapted to consume it’s not actual fire but technically other Pokémon trying to eat it if it was to be spicy it would also be poisonous to them which would make all fire types of fire poison type along side dual type if they have it

[@ScrewdriverGaming]

It's Togapi! You can crack it like an egg, put it on a stove!

[@BrandonSwinney-j2v]

I think the slowpoke in Azaelea town were sacred, or at least they were in the anime

[@ceecee6521]

So you'll eat MY Pokémon?? 'Ight. Bet! Sends out an Ursaring and Snorlax ....Well? Eat up, 'fore they decide to eat YOU.

[@RayStriker3]

I got a ursaluna V & a Veluza full art today

[@addisonyoungg8052]

What would legendary pokemon taste like mew, lugia, ho-oh, moltres, zapados, articuno 😅

[@patonosequecosa]

I would certainly eat a Klingklang

[@Tyler-yn3ei]

Problem with torchic: it burns internally at 1800 degrees F so having torchic-en nuggets may or may not lead to your mouth being *scorched* (i swear there was an entry that stated this better)

[@eldritchwolfgaming2196]

A fire burns inside it, so it feels very warm to hug. It launches fireballs of 1,800 degrees Fahrenheit Torchic has a place inside its body where it keeps its flame. Give it a hug-it will be glowing with warmth. This Pokémon is covered all over by a fluffy coat of down. Two variations of it's dex entry. Most of them just say the same thing.