Police, What Absurd Crime You Let Slip?

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[@325im20]

Why does this guy look like a shopkeeper from a medievil-themed RPG, giving you a sidequest?

[@onemintyrose]

ikr

[@coyoteodinkar5548]

We need to make the hospital pricing book illegal.

[@Pickle-tickler145]

Why

[@behemothplays6863]

@pizzza some people can't pay for healthcare that is necessary to live

[@Pickle-tickler145]

@@behemothplays6863 ok and so

[@behemothplays6863]

@@Pickle-tickler145so people die who don't deserve to all because they don't have the money

[@stimihendrix3404]

@@behemothplays6863 and how tf do you expect them to upkeep the place, afford equipment, and quality staff? we don’t live in a country where that is feasible.

[@AngharadMac]

That very same pertussis story happened to me. I had it for 7 months. Nearly died twice. But my pcp looked me in my face and said well your childhood vaccinations wear off around 30 (I was late 30s), but the test is expensive (and you can't afford it was implied). I swore at him told him he does something to make it stop or I'd get a lawyer. Amazingly the right medications were given after that.

[@Jevaistefrappealatete]

When I saw pcp it took me like 30 seconds straight of reading and rereading to think of anything other than phenylcyclohexyl piperidine

[@thetreelander7378]

what i have noticed is that the police say civilian when referring to people and while technically correct its also what the military does to separate themselves from normal people and so they are an out group instead of well people.

[@ShaftCommander]

Almost as if there’s a good reason for that. Gasp!

[@Star-c6n]

Lesson: Not everybody should go to jail

[@colinmoore7460]

I'm resistant to the current local anaesthetic used by UK dentists, (I can often feel them working, not painful, but noticeable) and they have to use the old fashioned Novakane.

[@cshoppy19]

also id like a video called "what thing gave you a phobia as a kid?" I have two stories: 1. I was at Universal (Orlando) with my family at the "adventure river" or whatever and there was a wavemaker. My silly little self got too close to it and got SUCKED IN. I'm a strong swimmer, but I couldnt even begin to try to fight my way out of the current. Luckily, a lady saw me struggling and pulled me out while my dad was FIGHTING to get to me. The lifeguard? they were just kinda standing there. thanks. thank GOD they made everyone wear lifejackets or I wouldnt be here writing this story today. gave me a healthy fear of waves id say. 2. I saw a Clorox commercial when I was probably like 5 or 6 that showed germs climbing off a school backpack and into the house, and it gave me deep-seated germophobia that i STILL struggle with years later. Even now, I am typing this on my "dirty" computer. So, yeah, thanks a bunch Clorox. Your commercial screwed up my life. :| okieeee thats enough from me byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@breadwitch4355]

I don't agree on no internet, no child will make it in the real world as an adult however blocking apps and unblocking as they get older and just generally checking without invading privacy too much and letting them know of the dangers is the better option.

[@cshoppy19]

29:00, that dudebro is a good person

[@Madhattergal]

Hearing these stories reminded me of when my ex and I were leaving a show at the House of Blues in CA. My ex was so drunk to the point he was being so loud. I tried to keep him quiet since we were near some homes. Sadly, someone called the cops on us; I tried explaining that I was trying to get a taxi (this was back in 2013 before Uber and Lyft). One of the cops could see that I was a mess and sober because I didn't want to drink that night. The cop actually got a hold of a taxi and told us, "I will let this one slide since you are trying to get him home. But the next time I see you two, I'm going to spend the night in jail. Deal?" I nodded in agreement, got into the cab, and headed home. Of course, I got the most extensive lecture of all time from my mom, but she was happy that we got there safe and sound. Soon later, I broke up with him because I couldn't take his drinking. I have learned from that day if I am going out to drink, do not get wasted entirely and be with someone who is going to get me home safe and sound.

[@fakeperson9788]

Haha mechanical horse story had me laughing at the cops watching it. “Do we stop them?” One cop says. Other Cop, “Not yet, I want to see where this is going”

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

19:02 I have one! I used to work at a frozen yogurt shop as a teenager, one of those self-serve ones. The machines in the back that refrigerate the ice cream are *very* loud, so something has to be quite loud if it's in the front and we can hear it all the way in the back. One day, i'm in the back, and i hear this very strange loud noise coming from the front. I go out to see what the heck is going on, and it's a kid having a tantrum. The thing is that the noise they were making was unlike anything that i've ever heard come out of a person. It was like a fusion of a rubber duck and a noisemaker tube. It was bizarre. The mom quickly dragged her kid out of the store, leaving my coworker and i slightly dumbfounded. 5 minutes later, we got a call from the mom apologizing for her kid's tantrum. We said it was fine, since she handled it well and we weren't busy anyway. I later saw the kid on a different day communicating using a text-to-speech app on a tablet, and i figured out that the kid was probably on the spectrum. Which completely explained why their wail sounded so unusual - some autistic people, usually the less verbal ones, can have these sorta "super screeches." My guess is because all of their energy and emotion is being expressed in a single sound during a meltdown. I'm on the spectrum myself, and while i'm verbal and can do most things without issue, I can empathize quite a bit with the kid.

[@AndreaPrime101]

9:37 Retail workers will have a plethora of these stories, be it with fellow coworkers or customers. I have some myself. I worked with two people who acted like queen bees around almost everyone. The first queen bee would constantly be telling people what to do, even if they weren't under the same job code as her. One of these people was a woman that was a former supervisor at a grocery store she and I both worked at prior who was watching over some self checkouts; Queen Bee was telling her she had lines forming, but was shut down immediately with a stern look and an "I know." The second queen bee was a more recent one who got it in her head that when our actual supervisors weren't around, she was in charge. She would stand really close to anyone and tell them to go on their break or lunch, yet not tell anyone when she went on or came back from these breaks. I actually got on her about the latter and let a supervisor know about it after journaling it down. Another thing she did was get on any one to do something, especially a young girl who just graduated high school this year, and painted herself as a hard worker during a small meeting when she did the same minimal effort the rest of us did every now and then. Both of these queen bees were let go because they called out too many times and at Walmart, if you gather too many points from that alone they have no choice but to do that.

[@galaxyink5888]

Oh my gosh Mainly Fact! I love your nails!!!!

[@armedpotato3617]

“Youre poisoning everyone!” “Ma’am do you use soap when you wash dishes?

[@Stardust_the_F-104C]

At the welding story at 15 minutes in as soon as I heard the not quite intelligent thing I just shouted "NO!". I've been in welding classes before, I'm planning on becoming a welder, but no. I've heard from my instructor who retired last school year sadly that if you sun burn your eyes by a arc, this is paraphrased as he said stuff yt is like "BAD, ME NO LIKEY" is how yt acts towards, but to what he said, "you will cry for your momma for days". You CAN get eyedropper to help, they'll last 30 minutes and can be used twice, no more unless you want to risk more permanent vision damage then you'll already have from arc/sun burns in your eyes from the extreme UV light. For arc welding you'll N E E D atleast a shade 9, up to a S H A D E 1 3, I'll say this shade 9 is like sun glasses but 10-20 maybe 30 times darker, shade 13 will make all but direct light sources completely dark, i like to double up on Z87 glasses so I really can get protected, all you NEED is a something over your eyes, even normal glass will protect your eyes from the UV burns but it won't protect you from the very high brightness. Sidenote, I didn't meantion this yet, even if your using a shade 13 a high enough intensity of AC or DC from your electrode will STILLA LIGHT UP A GOOD INCH OR 2 OF THE SURFACE, on normal voltages (70-90 for smaller ones, 100-120 for the bigger ones for the 120V machines we are running) you'll only need shade 9-11 i prefer 11 as my blue eyes don't absorb as much light as a darker eye color person would have, my eyes will take in more light particles then someone with brown eyes would, statically that is, but still you can't stare directly into a arc because it is brighter then any house hold lights, take light any light bulb and double it, that how powerful a ARC actually is

[@AriaAlessandra]

I have a couple of stories that would go great here! Not as a cop, but as the person interacting with the cops lol

[@LunaNight013]

Thanks!

[@nataliereeves3594]

Last news years, the chef at a restaurant I was at left his station. He went out to the car park with a meat cleaver to chase off a drunk man who had punched a woman holding a baby and was screaming at her. He got the man to leave, but he got a bit behind on the orders. No one complained when they heard what happened, though. So if things are behind with your orders, don't assume the worst. There may be a reasonable explanation.

[@go7cha459]

Dude that's a freaking awesome shirt! Cheers buddy 🍻

[@bluestonecreeper720]

I love my weekly dose of mainly facts, also how did you know i was doing chores

[@intotheblackbeyond]

He’s in your walls too huh?

[@anapellegrini1764]

As an actual archaologist... if the exacavations were done wrong, they are destroying the information.

[@pixelotilz]

27:05 so wholesome

[@cama838]

I would rather die then get a massive hospital bill.

[@alyx8522]

19:27 I used to work in a steakhouse that had service like this. I was *just* a busboy in the server’s eyes but I was practically the only reason some customers stayed/tipped. All I did was make them do their jobs or do basic things like grabbing silverware/drink refills for the time servers would be doing nothing, what’s sad is I never got a dollar in tips.

[@robinelsigan3409]

A loud mouth can eaily be shut. That was the gem .

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

14:59 here's the thing with anesthesia: we don't know how it works. We know that it *does* work, but we don't know *how*. And we knew even less about it in 1965

[@dreamlandstories586]

YOUR BALD- HES BALD *slaps head top*

[@wruxiz6104]

Wait isnt it legal for someone underage to drive people the vehicle if the others are inebriated or otherwise intoxicated?

[@lesliejohnson2982]

Gotta say one thing - QUESTION DOCTORS ABOUT EVERYTHING. Understand what is happening to your body. DON'T assume you know better, and bc X didn't happen to your friend's dog's uncle's pet monkey, that it won't happen to you. YOU are the ONLY person who can effectively advocate for your care. But do it rooted in real studies and science, not something off of Facebook.

[@haileyhaugen1758]

I’m 5’0 literally never struggled to reach the pedals in ANY vehicle and I have my seat back pretty far. My mom who’s taller than me moves my seat forward when she drives my car and still never struggled. Never once heard about the booster seat or ticket over your height

[@zachcrawford5]

I think the limit is like 4'9. Though I imagine a booster seat would actually make it harder to reach the pedals even if it helped on see over the wheel better. Thing is some people of the same height can have shorter or longer legs and shorter or longer torsos. Like , I'm 5'0 as well but my inseam is only like 24 inches so reaching the peddle (fully) while sitting back in the seat and seeing over the steering wheel all at the same time is hard for me in some vehicles, I can't drive anyway so for me it's a non issue. Someone who is 5'2 might still need a boost if they have a shorter torso (though they could likely reach the pedals easily, since their legs would be much longer) so the law is far from perfect. IMO they should measuring your sitting height. Not your standing height.

[@rebasack21]

I am not a chemist nor have i ever had a chemistry class. I am aware of how everything is made up of various chemical components and one of the easiest ways to explain how basic things work is with food. I helped a lady for a short time watching her kids and in that time learned she was a major moron. She once tried to tell me that milk is chemically identical to cow snot. I made the mistake of trying to educate her on why that is literally impossible. She was the biggest baby in that house.

[@adriennewaterhouse5174]

Even if The money didn't come easy it can go so Fast

[@stewmanism]

I like the people knowing more than doctors. I used to cut my nails very short, got an ingrown fingernail, then infection. It was very resistant to antibiotics and a quick surgery to cut it out. Had to get a legitimate surgery in an operating room. Still missing a chunk of my finger, so I don't cut them short anymore. Wife says my nails are too long and I explain the story and how long the doc told me to keep my nails. She said he's wrong, I proceed to ask her where her medical doctorate is... and I'm the asshole.

[@a-Cat-doing-Cat-Stuff]

33:22 reminds me of that donald trump inteview where he was like " jea i started with a small loan of a billion dollar from my father"

[@L3corpwt]

Ed has a pretty interesting story

[@joelbrown3479]

Thanks for being HUMAN 😅😅😅

[@redjoker365]

The bit about the kids smoking weed in a police parking lot reminded me of a friend who needed me to pick him (Jesse) and his friend (Ahmed) up because Ahmed took his uncle's car out for a drive and his uncle reported it stolen, and they didn't want to get caught with a hot car. They brilliantly decide to ditch it in the county government center's parking lot. Cop central, istfg they were morons and lucky they didn't get caught

[@vincentprice713]

45:50 what are you wearing and where can I buy one?

[@KONYT427]

1 im always here big fan

[@oll3y6211]

2 we’re always near (keep it going)

[@msporte0999]

3 I feel fear (I pooped my pants)

[@blackwar12]

15:00 you can still get pertussis if you're vaccinated, but you're less likely and if you do, you will recover quicker. got it in 2015 from somebody who brought it back from their vacation. was the last to get it and the first to recover because i was vaccinated against it.

[@krankarvolund7771]

14:45 For a moment I thought that the lady was super creepy and researched the different anaesthesists that worked there to select the one who will treat her husband XD

[@robinelsigan3409]

Ur doing stand up comedy and its great ur material is given to u. Do u remeber yuk yuks. ? Its super cool that ur able to embrace this platform And i totally think ur very on point funny. Good job man.

[@churlishchurch4223]

Water isn’t flammable at any pressure

[@jamesturneriii1505]

My God, AI has come so far, he almost looks real!!!

[@jonthornton5471]

My question how do you feel about sonic!

[@Refunded404]

nice mustache dude, nice beard aswell

[@kristineguetschow9134]

There is no such thing as “Enough” for the wealthy.

[@Amelia-vk4jt]

I'm a haematologist so I spend most of my time in a lab looking at people's blood, I had a doctor or nurse idk call me up once telling me their patients diagnosis was wrong I was like no we ran the initial tests and had some values flagged up so ran some more, are suspecting this and would like more blood to recheck. Doctor was all like no way they have that they've been coming in for ages with complaint I just did the test to humour them. blablabla I didn't have time for this shit so said don't care what you think this person could very well have cancer so I want you to get the ball rolling on that, like I get it I'm not a doctor or nurse but I specialise in my field and am the person doing all the diagnosis I'm not going to tell you to tell your patient bad news if I didn't think it was warranted.

[@kattanus6452]

Story 7 38.17min Bro has turned on survival mode

[@wyatt.crashout]

“wet wags”💀💀

[@Invisible_1nk]

Where do you get these shirts man I want em

[@HyperDevv]

Narrator: 😀🎉 Thumbnail artist: 😩💦🍆💀

[@robinelsigan3409]

Ps ur site is supremely entertaining . I just get a gas on ur subjects.

[@decthebox1105]

bro you have the most spectacular moustache ever

[@amandamcbride1083]

With story 5 the server messing up your order isn’t a reason to nip tip. Also servers CAN NOT do anything about what the kitchen does and if they decide to give the server the apps at the same time as dinner it’s not the servers fault. Also if he was blaming you for messing up the drinks twice it sounds to me like you guys might have been the issue. Maybe you didn’t know what you were ordering or maybe you app were shouting at the same time or your in the phone

[@robinelsigan3409]

What did the tatoo look like. Gawd hate these stories that are not finished.

[@kimi_2209]

How is driving without a license not a big deal..?

[@AndrewBennettNZ]

Hang on, "weekly dose of mainly facts"? One video is meant to last me all week???

[@clyde3013]

Hi

[@atathesteelcrownedqueen8070]

Story nine; anthropologist and native Americans. This story is why my mother says that political correctness always bites itself in the butt. The number of times people are trying desperately to protect the “poor little minorities” and what they actually end up doing is insulting their intelligence, autonomy, and privacy/rights.

[@steph8030593]

These stories are why unless you’re a good waitress I don’t tip

[@ethcal3195]

Where I live, the height minimum for not needing a booster seat is 4 ft 9. My mom is 4 ft 10.

[@Jinx-Mars]

Is this a repost?

[@abbiekemp]

I questioned my doc on chemo. Signed my life away and used cannabis. Oh and after 2 years on chemo my tumour grew and 2years on cannabis it shrunk. 7 years later and my tumour is gone. Jokes on you

[@maranathaschraag5757]

Does anyone have a running list of the jobs MFG has held over the years? i'm thinking it's got to be hundreds by this point...he added care home today. i'm assuming he's really a spy, like in Alias.

[@reenactormc8291]

You have dogs and have never shown us? How dare you

[@omgbrbcatsonfire7658]

Great Value Steven Crowder.

[@HeroOfHeros]

Would your child be allowed a Gameboy Advance?

[@DapperPaperBag]

Wtf is with america, litrally calling patients "paying customers" o.O

[@ill16al_6lxcc]

with the first story you can legally be naked in your car if you leave your car then he can be arrested l

[@koykoy8m964]

Early

[@skyvolt2566]

I want to point out that everyone thats on the "F the police" bandwagon that your problem shouldn't be with the police but like Mainly Fact said it should be with the police system. The cops themselves can only do so much without breaking the law themselves and risking losing their job. So all you ppl that believe the police are useless you need to take a deeper look at the actual police system bc believe it or not they actually want to help most of the time but can't bc their system is preventing them from doing so

[@user-wd9yb7sq8t]

This ai image generating is impressive

[@Debble]

Please let disabled people get their kicks in their own privite way or we as nurses get the consequences in forms of sexual assault or worse

[@troy1284]

Anyone find these thumbnails weird even though he always says people are gross for objectifying people?

[@HyperDevv]

YEAH, WHY ARE THEY SO EDGEABLE

[@kristineguetschow9134]

Being a member of the lucky sperm club is not a positive on job applications.

[@Djman10247]

hello i'm baler

[@Waterishloki100]

baler

[@danieljurk7820]

hello baler

[@Djman10247]

@@danieljurk7820 hi

[@DemetrioGC]

18:41 u just described how SJW mind work

[@Bojack1135]

No offense intended but you remind me of cptn hindsight. Only likeable.

[@bigteo90]

Can we see your face more often???

[@robinelsigan3409]

And power wash thats not true. Stupid apparentry is a word that transits all languages. . Here in Canada stupid is exactly the same as it is in the states. Im so proud no barriers . We are one. Isnt that so cool ?

[@robinelsigan3409]

If u do visit Canada it's completely okay to say to a person ur stupid. But we usually say I'm sorry to tell u ur stupid . But apparently the fire ban is off. So yeah come have a beer . And .right eh. . Got me eh. And ya totally get that stupid house of commerce. Eh ? Whatdo they do when they're off for the summer. Eh. ? Isn't that stupid?

[@robinelsigan3409]

Transends for ocd people