How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game) | Unraveled

[@polygon]

Get yourself Brian's sweet gamer shirt on our store! ---> store.dftba.com/collections/polygon/products/authentic-gamer-shirt-1

[@kieran.grant_]

The one that says "I love eating ASS" when you wear a business blazer over it?

[@krell.1415]

@@kieran.grant_ yes

[@bonh_mhm]

this is what i wanted.

[@joshuajohnson2027]

This is truly some Next Gen merch. This level of wearablness has never been seen before. It is More wearable than ever possible before. It is groundbreaking how game changing, immersive, and innovative that this merch is. It’s like you are living in an entire new world of merch. It seemed impossible but we just did it. And that’s not science fiction. It’s science fact!! 15,678. Wow

[@kieran.grant_]

@@joshuajohnson2027 it's the dark souls of merch.

[@0governaut010]

I died when he put the blazer on and his shirt said "I love eating ass" I'm a simple man. I see a butt joke, I laugh.

[@John-rl6mh]

0Governaut0 glad I’m not the only one lol

[@roman_xj259]

And then under that it says "Do U?"

[@melvin559]

YOU CLOD

[@gaelcuevas3612]

I just bust out laughing ajajjajaja

[@starsheep1140]

I refuse to believe that its accidental

[@linksteras1]

What really sold me on this video is the "I love eating ass" shirt when he puts the blazer on. 10/10

[@arden.in.the.garden]

Me too. It was a perfect moment

[@Aulumos42]

@@eggsbox Oh our Prometheus, I thank you for your humble offering!

[@taakotuesdays]

eggs_box I thought on Brian’s Twitter he said Jeff designed the shirt but maybe I’m making that up

[@catmunch03]

@@taakotuesdays You're right the shirt was designed by Jeff Ramos. He hasn't put it up for sale yet and sadly a bunch of illegitimate ones have sprung up.

[@chloewilkins7558]

@@eggsbox thanks just bought one 😎

[@thebenjcrew]

You should Rank video game princess by their actual diplomatic skills

[@uraxii2944]

Bump

[@ninjacell2999]

Yes lad

[@agentstache135]

#1 criterion: willingness to marry for political gain

[@extremelymemely9694]

thebenjcrew it’s an attention to detail that was unnecessary but extremely enjoyable

[@maddieagne8565]

oh my gosh yes??

[@minimoon2374]

If only we knew. If only we knew that BDG Unraveling pokemon edibility would be the end of the end.

[@stonecat676]

that was the real big finish all along.... this has been a year long E3 presentation that we've all been a part of

[@masterjames2627]

Memento Mori

[@thebigcheese5536]

Twas heartbreaking.

[@BBVictini1]

But hey, at least he has his own channel and is making some fantastic stuff over there!

[@toplayDA_]

It was such a sad to see him go

[@fishfoods2622]

“everyone can quote at least one E3 Gaff.” no acctually i cant- “m y b o d y i s r e a d y” oh. ok. nevermind then

[@Mordalon]

Giant Enemy Crab. Hit Its weakpoint for Massive Damage.

[@darrienjones8917]

Literally my thought process.

[@Silas_MN]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS WHERE THAT MEME WAS FROM

[@frozenmagicaster2724]

You're breathtaking

[@Copyright_Infringement]

*Plays Wii Music vigorously*

[@UnderworldArtist]

I just realized that the Blazer made his shirt say "I eat ass" God I love unraveled

[@zenithquasar9623]

I love eating ass*

[@ThePteropterus]

@@zenithquasar9623 "do u?"

[@Defender452]

I want that shirt

[@zenithquasar9623]

@@ThePteropterus Very much so! Though more eaten than eating if I am perfectly honest.

[@somerandomidiot8050]

@@zenithquasar9623 That can be arranged

[@quinn-wa-taylor3866]

somebody at the polygon office finally told brian he couldn't keep wasting paper

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

"Sorry Brian. We can't give you a ton of paper to waste for each video." Brian: "Well how much CAN you give me?" (picks up a random scrap of paper) "This much." Brian: "Then I will waste that scrap of paper spectacularly." "Sure Brian. Knock yourself out." 5:33

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@Obstreperous_Octopus how does it feel, knowing that I only upvoted your comment so that it wouldn't have 169 likes?

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

​@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 If people are refusing to Like a comment out of fear of disrupting the "sacred symbol" of 69, then you're doing me a favor by getting it past that hurdle. Thanks!

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@Obstreperous_Octopus damn it, I can't even be evil in this comment section, also your welcome

[@VagueNaming]

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Being evil is easy when you accidentally fix things

[@makenna9201]

I can’t believe Pokémon edibility made it out of development hell

[@bryantr.9824]

But at what cost?

[@hickorymccay2994]

And into actual hell.

[@bubbaloobub3592]

Then they went bankrupt 2 seconds later

[@quantumblauthor7300]

It has one foot in hell and it shows

[@Urushi12kitty]

BDG: puts on a blazer that makes his shirt say " I

[@Happymonday2015]

He prepared so well

[@kurootsuki3326]

lmfao

[@origaminosferatu3357]

what an excellent planned gaffe - I didn't even notice. Polygon really pulling out the stops these days.

[@Bananensap]

Brilliant detail. It also says: Do U?

[@NickHunter]

proper rofld

[@peachyrandomness]

when bdg put on that blazer, i realized he’s an actual genius

[@ConradoAP]

I had the same impression at first... but then I started to suspect he might actually be the devil. I worship the Unravels now

[@Nate-bd8fg]

what the t-shirt says when its covered by the blazer, is, just so good.

[@zhangles]

I want that shirt. Where can I get this shirt?!

[@Roseyarts]

@@zhangles Jeff Ramos designed it, keep an eye out maybe he'll make it available for sale lmao

[@FantasKanal]

Do U? Think.

[@melonysnicket]

i legitimately burst out in cheers at the sight of "bdg unravels pokémon edibility". don't play with my heart like that

[@elfindigo]

Fucking same, Brian has too much power over me

[@enzocalderon1286]

i jumped off my chair.i need this. THIS IS WHAT US THE GAMERS WANT AND NEED

[@southpawYT]

he played us just like e3 does.

[@sailorkisser]

This son of a gun is getting all cocky with his power mustache and power blazer. Why he gotta play god like that?

[@rajavlitra]

Griffin passes down the tasting torch to him

[@EmptyFeet]

me finding out you can fish in hades: what? hell yeah! what?!

[@EmptyFeet]

@LoafOf Milk you sure can! it's my favorite dating sim/fishing game/visual novel/roguelite haha

[@stonecat676]

@@EmptyFeet why does that sound like yakuza, except for the roguelite part

[@kiroropupper3914]

@ToastyGlow I love your animations and the short webtoon you made :)

[@EddieB-ready]

@@stonecat676 it also sounds like persona without the roguelite

[@jem718]

Hahahaha... what?

[@ashsweet]

The whiteboard slowly falling down and more and more tape appearing on it is what really makes this

[@ojcorp]

thank you for pointing this out

[@phil2dot6]

It's part of the gaff with overlapping gaffer's tape

[@kurippy]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was slightly triggered by this 🤣🤣

[@ella_komiya]

Pierre Publico - oh I was so triggered by this. First thing my nutty health and safety brain saw as soon as I saw it. Wasn’t even really paying attention to the speech at one point.

[@mooselove]

Represents his unraveling

[@Letsgoppl]

"But isn't that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?" Holy shit that was too real

[@SlayerSeraph]

I know right?!

[@Maximoolian]

"Pokemon Edibility was never released" is both one of the funniest and saddest things to hear in 2021.

[@musetangolazorus1875]

I wish it was never released

[@apodofseals]

Things that Brian David Gilbert has canonically dreamed of since a child: 1) Speaking at an E3 presentation 2) Making the Pokerap listenable

[@fitznchipz5090]

He kept at it everyday

[@bjarkijonsson5653]

Ah yes, I am pleased by the continuation of your dancing Brian

[@Ryocniel]

Keanu reeves in cyberpunk was the most "what? *HELL YEAH!!* WHAT?" moment ever

[@EngineerLume]

The Dark Crystal game for Switch was my "what? HELL YEAH! wat."

[@Chomuggaacapri]

Okay but Banjo Kazooie in Smash straight into Breath of the Wild 2 tho

[@sansnom5269]

The fact Keanu was actually wearing the "business nerd" outfit confirms it as true.

[@miacheru4443]

And heartfelt. BREATHTAKING

[@Silverwind87]

The "you're breathtaking" was both heartfelt emotion and a gaffe.

[@SonOfaChipwich]

Unfortunately, the blazer + t-shirt combo cut off some of the text on the shirt, and I can't quite read what it says! Weird! I'm sure that was just a simple mistake

[@lordtachanka903]

SonOfaChipwich lmfao I noticed that too

[@stixtheminer]

can I buy that gamer shirt

[@evilgemiosman]

Yah I need this gamer shirt

[@frank-af]

I'll take two!

[@octopusteeth2490]

Yeah I need a shirt like that right now

[@dollarintheswearjar6829]

7:56 bold words from Brian David "this slide wasn't in rehearsals Patrick" Gilbert

[@Scum42]

The edibility of Pokemon was the fucking perfect choice for the huge thing at the end, it had EXACTLY THE DESIRED EFFECT. Huge hype, followed immediately by disappointment.

[@lunarbeing4982]

and I fell for it for a moment the same way it happens every year with game announcements. bravo.

[@FudgeYeahAmerica]

I want it so bad tho

[@myettechase]

And major props for introducing the ACTUAL video in the same way. “Unraveled presents Pokémon edibility”? HYPE!!! “The last Unraveled”? UNHYPE!!!

[@--CHARLIE--]

Haha. You got what you wanted. Are you happy now?

[@EpicAwesomesauce]

*BDG puts on a blazer that makes his shirt say "I love eating ass. Do U?" Me: How are you so perfect?

[@embargotm8699]

Truly an amazing feat.

[@thatoneguy9582]

think ertif am

[@thetramp123]

I suspect that GAF was *Planned*!

[@That_One_Fae]

Now that he’s eliminated Pokémon edibility, we can focus all of our effort on demanding a live production of the Lusty Argonian Maid

[@BathsHeartbreaker]

i was upset about eliminating pokémon edibility, but this comment has changed me. thank you. day 1 of begging BDG for a live production of the lusty argonian maid

[@freckspeck]

I would honestly pay to see this.

[@dominateeye]

Unfortunately I think the Vox higher-ups got a clause in the union contract that forbids BDG from engaging in any behavior that can be described as "lusty" on company grounds.

[@That_One_Fae]

DominateEye then we shall riot

[@tempusimperious5962]

“Live”

[@captainstrato5578]

Something that always made me sad about The "Banjo Player" at the sony's press conference was that that guy was actually Gustavo Santaolalla, the composer of the lasts of us' soundtrack, i know it was a weird way to start the conference and i know that a lot of people aren't expected to know who a composer is but that soundtrack is badass, and to know who he is and see him there preforming was awesome, and it's sad to see how many people didn't know and just thought he was some banjo guy.

[@danteiezzi5867]

@@lizar2269 But he's not a banjo player, he is THE banjo player

[@carlostalavera9030]

Was that Gustavo Santaolalla? He's a freaking legend! Has composed amazing soundtracks and was the producer for some of the best latinamerican rock albums from the '90s! I mean, He basically built modern latinamerican rock.

[@Big_Dai]

It was meh

[@WCWit]

For situations like that, you'd think they'd want to introduce the guy for everyone not familiar with him if they didn't want a gaff like that #TheGaffsAreAnInsideJob

[@alfalldoot6715]

@@Big_Dai Your opinion has been noted and then discarded.

[@Earmitethemself]

Unraveled seems more frequent and I’m not mad

[@patheticnecromancer224]

Gengar94 he said that Unraveled was gonna be early this week, it’s usually on Sundays

[@Earmitethemself]

Pathetic Necromancer Oh OK

[@ironichoodies]

Oshiete, oshiete, sono shikumi w- Whoops wrong Unraveled

[@piplupcola]

@@ironichoodies you forgot the yos

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

…

[@Moundhousedude]

Still waiting for my episode of Unraveled where BDG rates the best JRPG hairstyles as modeled by Polygon staff.

[@monarch6662]

Screeeeeech

[@Isabel-ky3ii]

Brian David Gilbert, holding the new torch of the Polygon Vore Boy EDIT: as someone who’s working on getting into the video game journalism industry, I really hope the polygon gang forget about this comment

[@rileypaulin7441]

Isabel Yes, truly the Amiibo corner of his generation.

[@hylianmage413]

Wonder if he could get Griffin as special guest star

[@basilschuman7159]

@@hylianmage413 gods I hope so, other than You Don't Know Jackbox we really missed the window on the incredible potential of those two in the same room

[@songofthieves]

Bring the man a banana

[@morganl5875]

We are all forgetting that Griffin has previously discussed Pokemon edibility in MBMBAM kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZXbZJWqoMppn9E

[@dopplerfox]

11:17 “Over 49 meaghanpixels of screen dissolution, 62 giginboats of RAM, and 720,000... I know it sounds like science fiction, but it’s science fact.”

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Best part

[@zacharyheine4177]

16 times

[@dalmunae]

you get internet points for spelling it right....

[@TGVChicken]

Bethesda be like

[@stonecat676]

literally just a number, i died laughing

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

I actually had a WHYW reaction to BDG unravels Pokémon edibility. Then I remembered that according to E3 law, it stays in developmental hell.

[@thekiss2083]

Bonus: It ruins the next 5 years of E3s for you because it's the only thing you want anyone to talk about. Source: I want FF7, Metroid Prime 4, and Bayonetta 3

[@evan-ub6pi]

Wait?? NOOOOOO

[@alnimri]

_"Can we go to the next slide Gen?"_ *_"NEXT GEN!"_* I see what you did there... 😂

[@darrienjones8917]

I have watched this 50 times and you have opened my eyes.

[@alnimri]

@@darrienjones8917 IKR. it only clicked in my head a minute later and didn't find anyone else who noticed. Such an amazing sense of humor!

[@ThatOneGuy-fi5su]

@@alnimri what

[@slippyy6742]

Nimr Al Nimri I’d be really funny if this joke wasn’t even intentional.

[@kennetmunoz3965]

Almost two years and I cannot understand the joke

[@MakeVarahHappen]

I'm upset that The Big Finish worked on me.

[@beesgold1487]

I know everyone was talking about the shirt but the thing I can’t get over is how he burned the paper so well

[@cz1822]

It’s flash paper. It’s specifically made to burn quickly and completely.

[@twentyonealiens2910]

oh gosh i somehow wanna try tha-

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice profile pic

[@superrinusblick4222]

@@cz1822 I need to get some

[@quantumblauthor7300]

1:04

[@knicknacknat]

i guess that, given Brian’s definition of E3 as a theatrical presentation, E3 press conferences would technically be Gesamtkunstwerken?

[@songofthieves]

Is that the ARCHITECTURAL understanding of the gesamtkunswerk, or...?

[@PringoOrSomething]

That “I love eating clASSics” shirt is probably the best gag I have ever seen

[@bassemb]

I actually choked on what I was eating when he put on the ill-fitting blazer

[@timshank42]

@@bassemb Same scenario, but with a drink

[@thomaslecomte1570]

The gaffe is weirdly right : there was recently an article about how a lesbian kiss was semi-accidentally shown at E3 1999 and it saved the Sims by making them stand out

[@__8120]

Source?

[@tangentfox4677]

@@thomaslecomte1570 Reading that article is depressing, because there's so much thinly veiled homophobia for no reason. Even straight up saying that a gay man worked on it and thought it was a bad decision at first... Like Jesus Christ, why can't we just let people be people? Even now, we're still having this discussion when it's beyond obvious that homophobia is stupid. -.-

[@genericname2747]

​@@tangentfox4677 And it's a life simulation game. Imagine being offended that a life simulation game simulates life

[@danieljensen2626]

Wow, never realized "My body is ready" came from a Wii presentation.

[@sansnom5269]

Funny enough, it was not planned at all. Reggie, until this point, was playing the BADASS CEO character, trying his best to change the image of Nintendo as being square and outdated. Hence his open line, on his first presentation "My name is reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games". On this presentation he dissed Microsoft and Playstation multiple times, name calling both. On the next year the "My Body is Ready" happened. Meme was so big, that Reggie decided to play now the goofy CEO card. Doing on purpose memes from time to time. What demonstrate his legit skills in getting in touch with feedback and public, something Nintendo is widely known for ignoring.

[@jamdeluxe7456]

ok now you are legally required by me specifically to talk about Pokémon Edibility

[@LucaTheStar]

On an unrelated note I think your profile picture is adorable.

[@Sina-dv1eg]

Wooloo says trans rights.

[@cutemess6429]

Jam Deluxe yay wooloo

[@asthmaticdragon455]

We are never getting "BDG unravels Pokémon edibility," are we?

[@guywithpc7069]

the long awaited cross over between unraveled and griffin eating amiibos

[@scylla1772]

BDG and Griffin would kill me and raise me back to life

[@Ryocniel]

Nope

[@ItsJonasClarke]

HOLY SHIT WE ARE

[@ItsJonasClarke]

oop nvm watched for 10 more seconds

[@MajideMan]

I stared at the shirt during the musical number just thinking "I love eating" and "Classics" being too particularly placed. I'm glad I was right.

[@dbl4005]

The moment I noticed it was the moment where this video became a BDG classic for me.

[@SaioneX]

He delivered, in the end he fucking delivered.

[@nathan9553]

and we wish he didn’t

[@TakoyakiDonuts]

BDG Unravels Pokemon Edibility will now become memed until BDG actually makes it.

[@SadSmash547]

It will be his Half Life 3.

[@KunjaBihariKrishna]

Guerilla marketing

[@Rc3651]

I thought it already was! I think it's his most requested video

[@evataruc5605]

*looks at the 420 likes* nice

[@novavirus7497]

He better make it

[@chasecooper670]

I wish the big finish was actually the live action play of *_The Lusty Argonian Mink._*

[@uhoh7545]

*HERESY* Must you tarnish the name of Lifts-Her-Tail???

[@MrJonathanoscar]

no the oddly expensive opening should have been that. though i did love hearing him sing to is

[@caustic1611]

Well... He finally acknowledged the rabid fanbase that wants to know his opinions on edible pokemon. I hope you all feel valid now lmao.

[@HunterJE]

Only seven years of development hell before it gets rushed out as a disappointing flop! ;)

[@genuineinterest]

We do thanks for asking

[@caustic1611]

@@genuineinterest Glad to hear it!

[@alanaktion]

To think the "one more thing" would be brian's undoing... I'll miss his work here.

[@LMiddie]

Wow can't wait for pokemon edibility in seven years!

[@myettechase]

😔

[@idkwhattomakethename307]

😔

[@micklynchcomposer]

😔

[@faizanahmad7730]

😔

[@swordswaltzing]

😔

[@onfrolicker9317]

The paper he’s burning is just all the comments that call him the polygon twink printed out

[@cernanwinterfox85]

Naw, that would have been a floor to ceiling stack.

[@chimericArdor]

BDG is absolutely rocking the "50's scientist who stumbled on a government conspiracy" look, and the part where he talks about planned gaffes really shows it off.

[@IlSharmouta]

Mistakes weren't memeable enough. Needed about 20% more uncomfortable silence, and 2 maybe 3 more unsociable reaction faces from people who are clearly too nervous and under pressure to deal with mistakes.

[@msp654]

5:24 This scene is even better when you remember Vox Media Union just won contract negotiation 😎 Congrats you guys!

[@lauratatum509]

Woot woot!

[@lyl14ghost]

“i won't dance this season" LMAO sure dude.

[@mollyhunter6239]

Brian: "I'm going to give you the keys to the perfect E3 presentation." The whiteboard behind him: *Literally just taped to the wall*

[@HazeEmry]

I never noticed until now O.o

[@fernando47180]

OR IS IT?

[@teaganlee4219]

That moment when ‘BDG unravels Pokemon edibility’ was in fact released as the grand finale of Unraveled

[@iirossii2005]

11:16 49 Meganpixels of screen dissolution 62 Gigenboats of ram and 720,000!

[@hahrhthuhrh3542]

I died at this part

[@verficationaccount]

@@hahrhthuhrh3542 I died at: Next Gen!

[@lucaspeltier4421]

BDG out here looking like a late 70s/early 80s weatherman.

[@otex1118]

Brian 2017: A *harmless* sense of joy is something I want to contribute to Brian 2019: E3 DRINKING GAME!!

[@P3rplexer]

What? Hell yeah! What?

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

If the Sonic video came out in 2017, you're wrong

[@otex1118]

Collin Bong the sonic video can out on 13 Jan, this year...

[@WaaveLvl0]

@@ewwpoorpeople5684 He says that in the video resume he created for Polygon that's up on his personal channel

[@flamefangstar]

@@WaaveLvl0 he has a personal channel?

[@vl5164]

"Isn't that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?" This is the best description of the video game community I've ever seen

[@KadenRenz]

I love how you released it exactly 15 minutes before the first conference

[@NicolasMyers-pk3fy]

He didn’t give them anytime time to fix there presentations

[@aldergodric4324]

Kaden Renz wait E3 started?

[@KadenRenz]

@@aldergodric4324 just the EA conference so nothing unless you care about seeing the star wars game live

[@laurachappell5977]

Got genuinely excited about the trailer at the end, boyfriend called me an idiot. Good job brian.

[@gilliganinja]

Hopefully you said "no u"

[@CreativeLolita]

in true fashion to the intent of the gag, I WILL cry if you don't make a video about the edibility of pokemon

[@gabemacaodha7750]

that ending hits different now

[@spacebrowniesx]

Seriosly, who writes these? The whole production team are geniuses, so many subtle jokes and shit, THIS is what I call quality content, love you guys!

[@skateordie002]

I assumed it was him and Pat Gill.

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

My fav is his shirt during his presentation

[@taakotuesdays]

My bet is Brian and Pat

[@spacetrashpile7199]

I think Pat and Brian write them, but Clayton helps with filming/editing

[@spacetrashpile7199]

Paper plane Gamer that was Jeff, he makes shirts and stuff, I’m p sure he’s got a website

[@ditzyrose700]

The mustache just keeps getting more powerful with every video.

[@Spookybluelights]

Now that shirt/blazer combo is the TRUE meaning of Pride Month.

[@ironbarsjack7977]

Personally didn’t even know what e3 was but I knew the “my body is ready” The power of a meme is strong

[@heyyitsphil2611]

brian knew this video would be polarizing as soon as he mentioned Cats: The Musical

[@SharkieTheDork]

Brian tried to warn us and we didnt listen

[@dsproductions19]

11:04 Everyone's talking about the words in big, *bold* font, but they ignore the best part: "Do U?"

[@gikzmee7282]

I love eating cl ass ic

[@aishas.6895]

it took me a whole ass year to figure this out

[@craneflyswarm]

BDG: “BDG Unravels Pokémon Edibility” is a thing that’s going to happen. Me: What? Hell yeah! What? BDG: PSYCH! Fooled ya hehe Me: What? Hell yeah! What?

[@Tybuscus]

BDG does literally anything on camera: "What? Hell yeah! What?"

[@simonblackwell3576]

It’s the 20th way to say haha, what?

[@garyang7166]

The foreshadowing for the finale is now immense and emotional

[@TheDiplomancer]

Dammit! Even though he said it would spend 7 years in development hell and probably never come out, I STILL shouted "YES!" at the end.

[@katebushphotocard4505]

"I know it sounds like science fiction, but it's science fact." - BDG, 2019

[@hawkspiral]

"Once confined so science fiction [Alexa] is now science fact." - Professor Hidgens, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, 2018

[@mashagoykhberg3223]

"BDG Unravels Pokemon Edibility" griffin's amiibo corner???

[@defensivekobra3873]

Who is Griffin?

[@mashagoykhberg3223]

Co founder of polygon but doesn’t work there anymore!! He has a hilarious show called griffin’s amiibo corner would recommend

[@hallow-oda]

thank god i wasnt the only one who thought that brian was plagiarizing griffin

[@That_One_Fae]

bepis ? You fool

[@Bobavakian42069]

Great job Brian. However, one comment of hours had me seriously stunned. I was shocked by your implication that the musical Cats has a plot that's anything but perfect. Cats is, in essence, a multi-character character study, allowing the audience to experience a cast without the use of a traditional plot. In this essay I will

[@moody7747]

You are a disgusting human being, the amount of ungodly rage that this comment calls upon me is extraordinary, it has been five months since you commented this and I have just seen the Cats movie. I want you personally to take full responsibility for not only the emotional damage that this has caused me, but for inciting such a horrible nightmare upon our reality. You truly are a herald of chaos, born from our collective fears and worst dreams, the fact that not only you call this a masterpiece but an interactive act repulses me, the only kind of interactivity I received was the utter horror from every frame of what came with this monstrosity. I hope you can find peace after all the suffering you have caused me and my family, and that you can rest for what remains of our cursed existence.

[@fishhusbando3093]

@@moody7747 Yeah the movie was trash, watch the proshot stage production

[@GeeGe.]

@@moody7747 he's talking about the musical tho, not the movie

[@professorsad7195]

In this essay you'll what, IN THIS ESSAY YOULL WHAT SERANA WE NEED TO KNOW.

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

@@moody7747 chill they mean the musical not the movie you hating pleb

[@dikinebaks]

You should rank lootboxes by price, loot and craftsmanship of the box.

[@vr8652]

They're all mediocre at best and have little to no consistency

[@dikinebaks]

Ssssh, let BDG work his magic

[@mancermancermancer]

It'd be funnier if he just ignored what was inside and rated like, box appearance, satisfaction of opening animations, lore-relatedness of box, that sort of thing

[@treblecleffa7594]

So Pokémon edibility comes out in 7 years. Confirmed. Unraveled never disappoints. Best E3 ever

[@Br0k3nS41nt]

BDG has more charisma in his toe than I do in my entire body.

[@deffdefying4803]

@@RAFMnBgaming What? Hell yeah! *_What?!_*

[@owo-py9ug]

However, in an unexpected turnaround a year later, the studio green lit “BDG unravels Pokémon edibility”, and it was released! This was a true, shocking, memorable moment for the gaming community.

[@bigpoulet3667]

"I love eating ASS. Do u?" always the genius I see! Amazing stuff!

[@Just-in-Space]

I do love eating classics + blazer.

[@WalkingTaako42]

I hope they're selling that t-shirt.

[@fish_in_distress]

I want that shirt lmao

[@sambamsen]

Talks about Tod Howard’s weird sexual innuendos... 2 seconds later T H E B I G F I N I S H

[@ZircronSwift]

The gaffe with the gamer shirt + blazer was a priceless addition that I nearly missed.

[@kellanlevi5663]

I would've missed it if it wasn't for the fact that I saw pics of bdg wearing the shirt with and without the blazer on tumblr before the video came out

[@alrightyes1116]

Just the fact that his white board is taped onto the wall just gives off such a strong vibe

[@Chris-vk8pr]

comrade bdg calling out video game companies for their poor labor practices

[@Fopenplop]

for context: twitter.com/plante/status/1137115215634489344

[@prindle_poetry7521]

Solidarity

[@grace-rc3cy]

GODDAMNIT BRIAN I LEGITIMATELY GASPED WHEN I SAW POKÉMON EDIBILITY

[@gretablackwell495]

same

[@Dyno_98]

I JUMPED OUT OF THE COUCH

[@ancienthero2876]

I want it so bad man

[@FortYort]

Who knew BDG could grow such a strong stache. Another homerun from Polygon's leading jortist.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Brian's whole segment on planned gaffes really made me second guess the "You're breathtaking" meme

[@idontneedaname318]

That wasn't necessarily a gaffe though- it wasn't necessarily funny, so I have hope

[@LMiddie]

Thank you guys for having videos captioned before posting them!

[@gabrielstjernberg]

Char Ley oh shit i didnt know they had captions, im HoH this helps so much

[@vincentghargrovea1881]

Can't believe more ppl don't do this. Most videos are scripted anyways, you just need to copy-paste it into the caption bit and maybe do a bit of syncing.

[@Crystal-58]

@@vincentghargrovea1881 hey, i caption a lot of videos on youtube and the hardest part if you ask me is the fact that once like 5 words are said you have to make a new line so that it doesnt look weird. and then you have to put the new line at the correct timestamp and you have to make sure about the timestamp down to like half a second since if its too late or too early, it's no good.

[@kanukulgood]

Hell yeahhhh

[@samsilly123456]

Can this man please be my professor? I'd still fail but at least I'd have fun

[@Fopenplop]

@Tisch School of the Arts make it happen.

[@manamongmen3381]

I'd take the class.

[@Meuduso1]

"Bonus points if you're Todd" IT JUST WORKS

[@ShadowClod]

Oh if only BDG knew... That cats isnt JUST a musical anymore

[@speghetatouie1218]

Shadow Clod just gotta dot the i and cross the uplouts

[@speghetatouie1218]

Shadow Clod no thats not a mistake

[@howdypardner6278]

It was never *just* a musical. It was a masterpiece

[@NotoriousDaddle]

BDG: The epitome of “What!? Hell yeah! ...What?”

[@nathanmontgomery6714]

I support polygons creators unionizing! Stand up for your rights as creators and work together to get everyone the working conditions they deserve! Love you guys!

[@reyiven7625]

699

[@schippai3308]

Are you a plumber or a scientist?

[@jakobledoux2599]

Love me some BDG

[@luissoriano8850]

I love how BDG refers to the greatest Latin American music producer as a "a complete banjo player"

[@KadenRenz]

Every time a Bethesda game is delayed take a shot Every time there's silence at the EA conference take a shot

[@KadenRenz]

@Thomas Fennelly Rasputin

[@radioreprise]

you'd be dead ten minutes in

[@presidenttheo565]

That would quickly devolve into drowning

[@cynthiaschuh6538]

me when polygon releases another unraveled episode: What?Hell yeah!What?

[@IOBATUM]

“cats the musical but with more guns and a better plot line” ngl my new fav musical

[@darksentinel082]

brian, that "i love eating ass" shirt joke actually got me way more than id like to admit

[@Cheesemongle]

BONUS POINTS: Finish your drink if they announce a VR Fishing game

[@mvwinf]

I got emotional whiplash from that ending

[@faroshscale]

LMAO

[@char9520]

What?! HELL YEAH! WHAT?!?!?!

[@genuineinterest]

God, same.

[@ikaikaikaika2419]

Brian David Gilbert is that kid who calls everything that he likes theater just because he's a theater kid