Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots | Unraveled

[@fidget0227]

I like to think Brian hasn’t memorized any of these robots EXCEPT for Toadman, so he noticed he was missing immediately.

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

It’s toad man how couldn’t you remember him

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

I feel like I'm listening to Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, who was my favorite character on the show.

[@EssentialNPC]

@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 die (joking) (but seriously, how dare you compare BDG to TBBT's *Sheldon Cooper* ? I feel bad for the people who have to be your friends. Do you tell them of opinions like these? You must sicken them. You clearly must be some form of microplastic-infused lethargic content-consuming lack of human ingenuity. I am appalled at the notion of your thought process. I am saddened by the fact that you are seemingly unable to grasp the intellectual beauty, comedic flair, and sense of style that Brian David Gilbert possesses. I hope you either grow into a more functional form of a human or be upset enough by this monologue that you vow to never share your opinion again.)

[@dinosaurpolitician3663]

The point of crash test dummies is to see how impact would damage a human being. Bounce Man doesn’t even have human proportions. He’s not just a robot who’s entire purpose is to feel pain, he also is physically incapable of doing that job well. I hope someone got fired.

[@owenbridgers]

"I hope somebody got fired for that Blunder."

[@seanfields2576]

He was just built to test the trauma people would feel after being in a crash

[@francescafrancesca3554]

@@seanfields2576 Scary but plausible.

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

@Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel He might've had another job before that since he's called Rubber Man in the Japanese version

[@VagueNaming]

@@owenbridgers I sure hope somebody got *fired* for *that* blunder!

[@badkafka908]

“A chemistry teacher that taught classes so boring that he put kids to sleep, but then he took it a little too personally and decided to become evil” sounds like how someone who’s never seen breaking bad would describe breaking bad

[@genericname2747]

Chemistry teacher sells drugs in a desperate attempt to teach students that chemistry is cool

[@thewatcher9237]

@@genericname2747 Honestly I’d watch this twisted version of the magic school bus. Ms.Frizzle’s disheveled coworker in the Chemistry department? Good stuff.

[@genericname2747]

@@thewatcher9237 Mr Frazzled takes kids on magic adventures through the power of drugs

[@elliel.5915]

i've seen it and i'd still describe it this way

[@Silverwind87]

Sounds like a Batman Animated Series villain that everybody forgot the existence of.

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

“What is my purpose?” “You hold my sword.” “Oh my god...”

[@wizzem7890]

Magnet man: Yeah join the club.

[@blacklight6090]

“Hey wanna go watch a movie?”

[@gavinc1998]

“You hold my sword” “Kinky…”

[@luigipotter16]

"And my axe."

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Aye, hold my hammah.

[@ChongoShow]

"In his flavor text it says he's a romantic and loves poetry" So this time they DID send a poet

[@gabsdanb1732]

Hi Ryan!

[@papertiger4525]

Oh hey! It’s Ryan!

[@knightogourd]

finally bringing in the big guns

[@calyxsalad]

oh hey ryan

[@hannahmcaleer6283]

Woah is chongus

[@leviacrus]

"Where's my guy Toad Man" might just have to be my senior quote

[@enbybunny9940]

Leviacrus 169 likes nice

[@hermitpurple3224]

Lets make it 420

[@society5767]

"why the fuck is he a top???" is gonna be mine

[@saulo4302]

Hi. (This is gonna be weird when/if I change my profile picture)

[@dustymcwari4468]

Toad Man can make miracle rains on places that desperately need it, as well as helping with wildfires

[@monodramatic_]

“shark man dos.... not need to exist” gets me literally every time

[@doctorwholover1012]

*sharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirl requests your location*

[@annecameron4787]

@@doctorwholover1012 and in the new movie he has a 30 actor. So that means he is a man

[@MemeMonkey_Games]

The Mega Man DOS games DID not need to exist. XD

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Junk Man has to dig through the entrails of his robot brothers forever.

[@Lucifersfursona]

I am _squeaking_ with laughter

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@@Lucifersfursona | I'm glad I could help release your inner mouse.

[@beastwarsFTW]

He has magnet powers, also he's unphased by it

[@turretboi]

Dust man has to _cannablize_ them

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@beastwarsFTW of course he's unfazed by it

[@devinschwarz]

BDG's mischievous grin when he says "Top Man" is going to carry me through all of 2019 and beyond.

[@devinschwarz]

Also for the next vid please rank every monster mom from Monster Hunter (all of them)

[@aquaglow4188]

Let me know how 2020 went for you

[@aoifemcandless-davis226]

Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect

[@aoifemcandless-davis226]

Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect

[@roprope511]

These are hard times. Remember to reup on Top Man energies bimonthly, my friends

[@KarmaRadaan]

I love how he says "Things that Humans can't do" and the first robot in the category was build to stop global warming...

[@halleycapra]

oof

[@joeyfromschool]

I mean, based on historical evidence, he’s not wrong

[@nathanielchoi5222]

@@joeyfromschool Well technically, Genghis Khan taught us that by killing around 10% of the world's population through conquests, carbon emissions can be reduced significantly.

[@Silverwind87]

Talk about a woke bae.

[@clockworks360]

@@nathanielchoi5222 Irl Thanos

[@86sVideoDump]

"We've done some shit to bees, y'all." ~ Brian David Gilbert, 2018

[@fishotic4237]

rip BDG, you were dead before I knew you

[@wooby4104]

@@fishotic4237 what? he's not dead

[@knightogourd]

Nat they say RIP bc the og comment sounds like a eulogy quote ehehe

[@sonofpears4691]

After bee movie that quote could have some strange and frightening implications

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

And now he keeps his promises

[@Chloe_2442]

“I dont like putting in effort” says the man who read every skyrim book and tried to tell apart every fire emblem character

[@thatoneguy9582]

also the whole-ass year of Halo novels now

[@findingliospugolini8979]

Pokérap

[@mulletjoker6419]

as bdg has taught me so well, just because you do something, does Not mean you enjoy it

[@oddspongeout]

OSHA

[@FrederickLeland]

Not to mention ranking every Megaman robot master.

[@MrGuyMontag451]

I've seen this video about ten times because I love it so much, but there's one part I have to talk about. The robot who splits medium temperatures into hot and cold temperatures is a real concept in physics, called Maxwell's Demon. The line of reasoning goes that if there was a chamber of gas or liquid, and a being who could look individually at all the molecules in a substance and manually separate the slow-moving (cold) ones from the quick-moving (hot) ones, then entropy within that system would decrease without an equivalent expenditure of work, increasing overall order in the universe, violating the second law of thermodynamics, and generating a theoretically infinite supply of useful energy over time. If Freeze Man existed, he would be the most useful machine in the world.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

That is crazy fucking interesting and I'm so happy that I know that now, thank you so much.

[@taakotuesdays]

This is dope as hell

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

That's fascinating! It sounds like something that would be solved in a hellish way by Quantum Physics.

[@potmki6601]

Thank you, that is educating

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@esnahn Aaaahhhh gotcha! I did a quick wiki search but that is very much a better way to simply explain it. Gotta love the uncertainty principle (unless you wanted Absolute Zero to exist).

[@silentverity4975]

Rank Pokémon on how irresponsible it is to let children control them

[@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88]

Only gen one because time but THIS WOULD BE AWESOME

[@silentverity4975]

Brian David Gilbert Fan Account Multi-part series, one Gen an episode. Full ranking as a finale

[@sapphic_sophie]

Jace Parker this is a very good idea.

[@swankypants9366]

Mew

[@sofialaya596]

Think about all those school shootings and how more wrong they would go

[@Saycille]

I have never played a single megamind game but I love listening to this man organize hundreds of things onto a wall as he questions his sanity.

[@dragonofepics7324]

Jojo Bean I want a mega man game with mega mind instead now.

[@cammycakesss]

megamind game

[@therhythmdragon]

I think we need a Capcom and Dreamworks crossover now.

[@fimpchus5263]

I would pay every last penny I owned for a Megamind game.

[@SoapyTF]

I think there WAS a megamind game on the xbox

[@momby557]

I like to imagine Brian doesn’t actually script any of these and he just walks into this black box room thing, rambles for an hour, and then walks out again.

[@DarkHarlequin]

The first Video of this series (Zelda Timelines) came to be cause his Boss at the time wanted him to do a Zelda Timeline video, Brian explained to him that this video would suck, his Boss said he doesn't care do it anyways and so he just went into a room with his mate and rambled on about Zelda timelines without a script for 3 hours... and hence 'Unraveled' was born 😅

[@zakronthesheep]

@@DarkHarlequin and man, he was so wrong when he said it would suck

[@Wixhael]

Brian put the Sonic robots AFTER the Murder Robots, meaning they're somehow even worse than the robots designed to end people's lives. And you know what? That's honestly fair.

[@legaming4859]

the sonic robots were also made to murder

[@masterboa6321]

nah they just REALLY powerful murder bots

[@Ben-jl2rh]

Apparently Charmy Bee is a man according to mega man robot names

[@Marc-rw3dd]

@@Ben-jl2rh idk if this is what u mean, but as far as i know, charmy is male.

[@Ben-jl2rh]

@@Marc-rw3dd I thought charmy was a girl

[@YoyIeCake]

This is one of very few Unraveleds where Brian doesn't have a mental breakdown

[@liamh8593]

The search for toad man was the closest he came lol

[@thatoneguy9582]

that’s because it’s one of the first character development

[@FrederickLeland]

He got pretty close when talking about Bounce Man, lol.

[@TehNoobiness]

"Only been doing this for five hours..."

[@Axolotl42]

This video expertly covers all of the levels of quality within robot society: Good, Decent, Construction, Meh, Alien, Bad, Murder, and Sonic. 10/10

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

What? I don't get the joke.

[@TheUnluckyEverydude]

@@IkeOkerekeNews That's the rankings of all the categories of robot at the end of the video in order.

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

@@TheUnluckyEverydude Yeah I get it. But, didn't he just use the robots from the games? The Sonic robots only appeared in the Archie Comics.

[@xeno4445]

@@IkeOkerekeNews 9:45

[@UkuleleVillain]

Hard and top

[@Drawceress]

You know what's great? Galaxyman and splashwoman we're both going to be scrapped, even though they seemed almost fully operational. They actually chose to work with wily to get revenge on humanity for treating them like they were simple machines. So they had 2 incredibly useful robots and just left them in a scrapyard to die, and didn't think of the problems that could cause.

[@muxilava]

Also Hornet Man, Tornado Man, Concrete Man and Jewel Man (So 3/4 of the robot masters were worth building yet they were going to be scrapped)

[@chaihill1837]

Jeez I’m starting to think Wily had a point. Humans are trash

[@sandspada]

It was because the plot of Megaman 9 revolved around planned obsolescence, a rule which was later repealed at the end of the game. And I mean, if you have a robot that's been working for over 10 years, and a much BETTER robot with all the latest tech that does the previous robot's job better, why wouldn't you swap to the newer model?

[@pikachucetthesecond4296]

​@@sandspada Gotta admit though the implications of scrapping sentient robots is pretty disturbing though

[@brancor618]

​​@@sandspada them being scrapped for that reason is like your boss shooting you in the stomach and leaving you to bleed out when they replace you. Edit:Grammar

[@ApatiteSupernova46]

7:48 It's Snake Man, whose main powers include _being a snake_ .

[@k4496]

2:doing snake like things

[@tenacityxl]

3. *hiss*

[@100nodog]

The heathens don't get the joke

[@midpixie]

4: hiding in boxes

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

5: Bein’ sneaky

[@vellawoodbury4258]

9:15 you cannot dangle the fact that "sexy man" exists and not talk about him

[@flamo2666]

Don’t forget about LITERAL CANCER.

[@ilikecurry2345]

@@flamo2666 Or Uranus!

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

@@flamo2666 not sure if you are joking, but this robot isn't based on the cancer disease, it's based on the Cancer astrological sign.

[@flamo2666]

G.Master: Lord of the G-Force yeah I know.

[@doctorwholover1012]

"Sexy man - made to write more 50 shades of grey sequels - completely unnecessary!"

[@meteorbower]

up next: rank all 800+ pokemon by how good they would be as pets

[@superxavxii421]

Great idea

[@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88]

So much time. Sounds gr8

[@7catsinatrenchcoat789]

holy shit

[@tali6387]

they are all good pets, next

[@chelseal8448]

YES.

[@Gooieduck1224]

Wind man makes sense actually! When you harvest wheat you'll have the "chaff" which is like a husk surrounding the seed of the wheat. You can loosen or remove the chaff through friction (rubbing the grain, or hitting it on the ground, jostling, etc) but then you'd still have your seeds mixed with a bunch of useless chaff. But the chaff is lighter and fluffier than the wheat, so wind man's fans would blow the chaff away, leaving delicious wheat behind! :)

[@lukaslove8079]

still.......sentience????

[@dylanbraner7249]

@Keith Pillsbury "Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

[@Ellie-jr4zy]

A fan could do that. The fan doesn’t need self realization,,

[@proxysrandomness9947]

And dont forget abput pollination! Crops like wheat and corn are pollinated via wind!

[@zym5435]

genuinely cool to know! but is there any particular reason why you need a sentient robot instead of a fan or something?

[@widdershins3785]

In Torchman's defense, he's pretty badass. And that's important. You can have a guy just go about to talk of fire safety, or have a cartoon... but no one's going to remember them or take them seriously. This guy has channeled barrels to hold his fire, so he's likely got a pretty darn fine control over that and can probably shut it off at will. Any kid is going to pay attention to a robot... but a guy who can bend fire to his will LIKELY knows what he's talking about. He was created for the purpose of controlling flame, and as a robot, he'd likely blow up should that fire get out of control. He's got a vested interest in making sure you take it seriously and keep him and his topic in mind. ... I guess you could say.... *I hold a Torch for him.*

[@wizzem7890]

That's actually a really good reason for him existing.

[@nicestpancake]

You just made me care for a fictional robot that I laughed at. I??? Thanks.

[@misterbadguy7325]

@@nicestpancake If it makes you feel any better, he also likes to do the whole "meditate under the waterfall" thing, but every time he tries it, it snuffs his flame out.

[@Nastee-The-Slug]

...did you just-

[@someguynamedguss1061]

Pyro wouldn’t like Torch Man

[@squidias]

I'M SO GLAD THIS IS A SERIES NOW

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

aaa same

[@thrownstair]

I feel incredibly sorry for Brian.

[@blackhat958]

@@thrownstair the pain this man must go through.

[@onimaxblade8988]

I might not watch this immediately, but *this* is the sort of quality content we all ask for.

[@datdabdoe1417]

hail Sithis! @@cloudofmystery4251

[@datdabdoe1417]

*How to like a comment twice*

[@mrvaporiz]

@@datdabdoe1417 make two accounts.

[@taakotuesdays]

Me finding this content three months ago not knowing polygon and the McElroys were the missing pieces in my life

[@Mojo391]

Chemists have a high death rate due to exposure so having a robot to help with caring for certain chemicals and preparing certain reagents would be useful. The ability to think may allow for some uses around procedure and the ability to order stuff when low so I'd say that it deserves to be tot he left of the wall. I also have a problem with the snake robot, like "oh I know what is a great idea let us put our best foot forward to alien life with our SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe"

[@mellyflori6856]

Ok maybe it's just because I'm tired but SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe cracked me up.

[@runman624]

We're too big, unlike snakes

[@chikujoyt4506]

@@mellyflori6856 same

[@minafortulose730]

Another defense for Acid Man: he can literally JUMP INTO the acid tanks to test them. Humans cannot do that, so I think that makes him kind of indispensable!

[@Dinoman972]

Didn't he specifically say Snake Man was for exploring narrow crevices? Good luck fitting a human in there.

[@piratesugardoll]

I loved this and I’m not even a megaman fan PLEASE consider ranking every animal crossing villager. I don’t care what the criteria is. Competency in running a town? Cuteness? Battle readiness? Just talk about animal crossing for 20 minutes and I will cry with joy

[@cassandramay8496]

I'd like to see them all placed on a d&d alignment chart

[@annachristine4497]

Cass M THAT. Is excellent

[@Niriixa]

ranked from sexy to "would murder you"

[@sharkofjoy]

No please, I would be too emotionally invested, and also there are like 700 at this point (checked, there are 472), what if BDG puts my favorites in a "no" pile?? But yes the inflatable rabbit needs to be put in the garbage. And the stuffed bear.

[@abroogie]

100%, yes please, very that

[@gloriaestwich1236]

"DJ Jazzy J4 8950... Is a boombox." "You are a magnet." "It's me." these are my favorite quotes

[@littlenitmblackwell2281]

10:55

[@charumphk732]

“Why did we let the crash test dummy feel pain?” Also puts sentient minesweeper in the good category

[@kanrahatake3626]

I'm a little upset he didn't even touch on sexyman and dubstepman

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

@@kanrahatake3626 _excuse me_ *_WHAT_*

[@matiasrivas1692]

@@charlottebiscuit4133 Sexy Man is from a comedy manga where Auto makes a bunch of robot masters, he uses makeup and has the word lipstick written on his abdomen. Dubstep Man is from a comic strip where he threatens to "drop the bass" and then get's his head blown off by Bass.

[@prcervi]

removal of mines is a tedious, dangerous, and terrifying task. bot can walk it off, dude is plated to high hell and easier to repair then unlucky human no.307

[@hollyprice6813]

Also what didnt he talk about NAPALM MAN........ WHAT THE FUCK. I understand that hes bad but let's talk about the atrocities Napalm man would commit. FUCKING NAPALM MAN.

[@kilo3989]

I like how Brian doesn't quite so much unravel in this one as get real slap-happy. It's just good to see him so smiley.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Sheldon's little brother.

[@allys3592]

In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, there is a book called To Catch a Bug. If this book is supposed to be the Animal Crossing equivalent of Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, it implies that there is a dark past to the Animal Crossing world. I'd love to hear your thoughts regarding this.

[@heradow4672]

Where did you get animal crossing this is a mega man video

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i mean there are the dark towns that u can access Those Are Strange

[@PixelBlue11913]

If “To Catch a Bug” is Animal Crossing’s version of Harper Lee’s classic novel “To Kill a Mockingbird,” this heavily implies that not only does the Animal Crossing world have a fully developed judicial system, that system is influenced by the racial bias of a broken community. In this essay I will

[@insomniacartist6235]

Wait, for real? I had no idea that was a thing

[@AwfullyDeer]

Sarah Ford yeah

[@DigiFox0]

Every time one of these comes out, I always think "I never knew I needed this information until right this second, but I'm incredibly glad I do now"

[@magesight3833]

same i really enjoyed this and the last two

[@redandblue1013]

2:21 "Ssssssstarrrrman!" *cut* "He, was built to *cut* explore the w- *cut* universe" *cut* I need more of this series

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

♫ There's a STAAAAAR MAAAAAN waiting in the sky! ♫

[@marys4038]

I love that when he’s talking about Nitro Man and he says “I feel kinda bad about putting him in the sure category,” someone off-camera just goes “awwwwwww :(“ it’s so cute

[@sobertillnoon]

The hot/cold thing of freeze man is reversing entropy. I'd love to have a robot that can break the 2nd law of thermodynamics

[@SpySappingMyKeyboard]

Well, if it does it without requiring power its that. Otherwise its just a refrigerator.

[@2012Zyle]

SpySappingMyKeyboard scrolled down the comments hoping to find someone explain refrigerators to people. Was not disappointed.

[@blindsniper35]

@@2012Zyle I think they were more going for Maxwell's demon then a refrigerator but I don't know I haven't played megaman in forever

[@rosswilkins965]

He's just a Peltier plate with features, not at all in violation of the 2nd law. It's a cool thought though.

[@shockwave3318]

And reverse the inevitable heat death of the universe. yeah seems useful XD

[@twoF__]

The soundbite, "you are a magnet" brings me so much joy. My attitude is cheerful and my day is made

[@pigeon1178]

I don't know what it is, but the line "Where's my guy toad man?" In that exasperated tone is just comedy gold

[@rowdyriolu1]

“Why the *phUck* is he a top” and “like a _plug_ could do” always get me.

[@getschwifty5537]

Because of Bounce Man, because any one of our species could be sadistic enough to think that crash test dummies should feel pain, please move all the robots *specifically* meant to kill humans into the Absolutely Necessary pile.

[@fossilfighters101]

+

[@myself2782]

But wait, the point of a crash test dummy is to simulate human injury as accurately as possible. Wouldn't Bounce Man be completely useless as a crash test dummy, since he'd just bounce around?

[@zeeshanmehmood4522]

@@myself2782 the injuries would still be accurate as if you're moving at crash test speeds you can't protect yourself anyway

[@losslesswifi]

David Lopez, Light was sadistic enough to make bounce man, so maybe Wily was just trying to assassinate him with all of the murder robots, but Rock kept being stupid and not letting his tyrannical, misogynistic, demented father just die already.

[@Cinko420]

Doctor Eww He didn't make any of the robots in 11, he just fixed them. Tundra Man actually happens to be a Cossack Robot.

[@herobrineharry7698]

12:45 Ok but having a sentient robot chemist would be incredibly useful, there’s so much stuff we just don’t know about because working with it is toxic, acidic, basic, poisonous, explosive, unstable, stinky, or radioactive,

[@williammarengon9308]

I loved that "stinky" was the second to last

[@vintheguy]

He actually managed an acid plant or storage or something Point is he actually only focuses on acid I'm also not sure if even studies the acid I think he only stores the acid the storage places

[@matt8258]

@@williammarengon9308 stinky stuff is more likely to evacuate a building than anything else to be honest

[@ObadiahQRex]

​@@matt8258Really?

[@snaifhassnan6348]

293

[@dandylionwine]

I for one support Tundra Man's decision to follow his dream of being an ice skater. A very good robot.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Perhaps he still does his research while being all fancy-shmancy about it!

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

“Hard man” *awkward pause as Brian considers his life choices*

[@shadowdragon090]

“Magicians are always evil.” How rude! I was evil long before I became a magician

[@mastodon0124]

Your comment only proved his point. You know that, right?

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

I'm not evil, just the biggest ham you'll meet outside of Christmas dinner.

[@annecameron4787]

@@mastodon0124 r/wooosh

[@PauaP]

@@annecameron4787 how tf is that a woosh??

[@sugarkane1571]

@@PauaP The original comment intentionally contradicted himself as a joke. If you didn’t find the original joke funny, that’s alright, but understand that contradiction and absurdism is a common element of modern day humor and try not to get wooshed next time.

[@mayac69]

Brian David Gilbert, You should stop doing this to yourself, but also please don't actually stop.

[@Oliver300Dude]

I’m devastated that he never mentioned blast man’s stage was his own explosion themed amusement park. It was my favorite stage because of it.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Especially the sub boss of that stage.

[@profc3027]

I'm pretty sure that in one of the episodes, Blasto Woman mentioned being a robot that loads and unloads cargo ships. Somewhat useful, but she quit her job in order to commit theft.

[@nyetloki]

Shes dumb. You can steal alot more on the job as loader. Just saying

[@Leet-iz2fz]

0:53 Sentient For the Sake of It 1:28 The Ones That Are Good 4:20 Construction Robots 6:45 Sure??? 9:15 Robot-Made Robots, Aliens, and Jokes 9:33 Murder Robots 9:44 Sonic Robots (NetNavis are mentioned) 10:14 Shouldn't Be Sentient 12:00 no.

[@michaeladams3762]

thanks, also i only replied because i thought you needed to know that your comment has 360 likes

[@goonsdirge3464]

you forgot one more: 7:28 two of the best robots, in succession.

[@littlenitmblackwell2281]

10:55

[@shinwa2684]

15:35 What !!!

[@booty_hunter4207]

How did you not edit the comment

[@thegamingmuse]

These videos are great, and Brian is amazing. Here's my idea for another one: World of Final Fantasy implies that all the FF universes are connected. How would that work???

[@narrativematters4100]

Are you trying to kill him? He'd be locked in that room for months.

[@goblindotbest]

It's just portals Like dissidia and shit It doesn't matter at all

[@onimaxblade8988]

Would FFIX's mist spread to other continents, and make those people also receptive to Terranean souls? Would Fal'Cie control the flow of Mako energy? Would Etro's Gate be filled with Mako? Is Mako Chaos energy? Would FFVI magicite be able to be drawed from? And would FFVI summons just be Lucavi? Would Etro's Gate be Pandemonium AKA Hell from FFII? Or is it the Farplane? Are Lunareans Terraneans? Would every planet stop functioning properly if one place's Crystal got messed with? Is Earth technically in this amalgamation? Given Lightning Returns ends in France? So many good questions...

[@melomenon]

The ending to FFIV: The After Years raises so many questions about canon just by itself.

[@JelzSmellz]

There are many hints that X and VII are the same world, but hundreds of years apart. Shinra in X-2 is a family name passed down until the creation of "Shinra Co." in 7. The lifestream and the farplane are similar, plus more. But even most of that is a stretch

[@anachronisticatlas]

Everyone say it with me now: Top Man is a top bc he explores Uranus

[@ravioliravioli118]

@@coolkid92223 the best way to describe my feelings about this

[@koenmetekohy1296]

This is the worst comment I have ever read, it’s so bad that I have to give it a like

[@mohdadeeb1829]

That's... what she said

[@janesmith1840]

Fucking excellent

[@jonathannorris9475]

Well, we all knew sex robots would be a thing at some point in the future. 🤖🍆

[@Civilian08]

I assume Top Man is a top because it helps orient him in low gravity. Good on Capcom for coming up with that instead of just saying "he entertains children at daycare" or something. They could have called him Gyro Man, but they already used that.

[@Dudeman23rd]

Gyro Man actually came later, so the decision to call him Top Man was pure inspiration.

[@nshady16]

This was awesome. Please do an Occupational Health and Safety assessment of all the Super Smash Bros. stages, from “Innocuous” to “Someone’s Going To Jail”.

[@marshalinehamismother]

that would be so cool!

[@jonathanharsh7434]

YES.

[@chugiron4698]

Yeet yeet the video was made boi

[@thewillsterpro3051]

You got your wish

[@crownified]

He hates you now

[@AidaKittyBoy]

I saw on another video a "pokemon from least to most edible" request and I think you're the only man who could do that justice.

[@potmki6601]

Except no one should do that justice ever please

[@usagi2934]

nomber 1. Palkia

[@rachelladue1572]

@@usagi2934 ??? Of all the Pokemon you think god of space would taste good? I love this bc it's neither the most obvious tasty pokemon or the most obvious least tasty, like it seems like you've thought about it

[@usagi2934]

@@rachelladue1572 exactly, whether it taste bad or great, it'll be extreme eitherway, to a point you're sent out of the world. That is unless it tasted meh. Try explaining to a sane person that you killed a god that is in charge of taking care of space just because you wanted to taste that meat. You'd be locked up probably

[@marinusjohn7690]

@@usagi2934 dont have to kill. just slice off a slab of arm

[@gemmamalo96]

clown man is so scary..... i'm glad real clowns aren't sentient

[@inoob5906]

@Mauro Mantini shhhhh.. It's better if they don't know

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

@@inoob5906 im gonna say it

[@EastPort10]

@sleepy cabbiege Don't You Dare.

[@comicboxgoblin9234]

Yeah cause they have no soul

[@SpencerFelix31-390]

Hey Malone, the netnavi version could be scarier in fact the digital softwares versions might be worser for the now generation of digital age just saying.

[@Flasa]

I’m a Chemistry teacher and laughed out loud with the titration joke on Acid Man. Don’t let the uncultured judge you, BDG!

[@willbussey3632]

I feel like the natural conclusion of all this is Brian explaining the kingdom hearts story INCLUDING the mobile game

[@shelbydewever7017]

You should check out clemps. He is currently attempting to do just that.

[@magesight3833]

i see that happening

[@team4star1]

Thats unfortunate, i see it happening and i know i would watch it...

[@passtheyaoi]

pcpu

[@leaveitblank8198]

"We have a lot of cold people at the front." I guess you can say. . . . . . . . It's a cold front.

[@hollyprice6813]

I like you Let's be friends

[@oddacity5883]

@LeaveItBlank Be his/her friend please i wanna know where this goes

[@BDR123]

AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

BOOOOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎👎

[@leaveitblank8198]

@@TheHealerIzAwesome :(

[@pWasHere9]

At first I thought all of Brian’s nail beds were simultaneously bruised, but then I realized he has sexy shimmer nail polish on.

[@AJMcPanda]

Can't tell if he's gay (not that there's anything bad with that) or just metro.

[@DoveAlexa]

@@AJMcPanda Metro? What is this 2005?

[@Starsole1111]

"I'm gonna put Aqua Man in front of Pump Man because Pump Man's flavor texts explains that sometimes he'll volunteer to wash of graffiti, and no one likes a nark" My favorite quote LMAO

[@emmafitzmaurice499]

Sword Man didn't only have no reason to be sentient. He had no reason to be robotic.

[@devforfun5618]

dunno, maybe the villain doesn't trust a human following him with a sword, that is how villains get backstabbed

[@MissAshley42]

No no, he did at least need to be robotic. The sword he's holding is very heavy and very old (and possibly magical). Sword Man's designed around carefully containing and transporting it.

[@derenyilmaz3598]

are we all gonna ignore "sexy man" from the joke category?

[@spiceesufrendo]

I must

[@malaizze]

*Top man is where it's at.*

[@thebluebookworm3383]

@@malaizze Secretly Wily just couldn't find any on the internet, he had to improvise

[@toryficarola]

@@thebluebookworm3383 you sir just *totally* made my day. *lmao*

[@bryanfunk]

@@malaizze Top Man! Explorer of planets! his favorite is Uranus! special power as a top/gyroscope, he can explore and stay upright from ANY position! his creator was very lonely, and not ready to come out yet....

[@Inventorbee]

“Why’d they make him a toad?” Okay ima need everyone to look up Splasher the Frog. He taught irrigation Canal safety in central California and toadman reminds me of him

[@abcd23221]

If I remember, some native Americans myths and lore describe frogs as bringers of rain or at least associated with rain.

[@misterbadguy7325]

@@abcd23221 There's a lot of cultures that associate frogs and toads with rainfall. After all, they do tend to be hopping around happily right after a big downpour.

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

@@misterbadguy7325 and also sometimes it literally rains frogs.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

@@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis I... ... personally wouldn't want to see that.

[@algis-kun8777]

The idea of having sentient crash dummy to help test things is really not a bad one as it can provide actual feedback and help develop procedures in case youre in an accident, the issue with bounce man is that they wired the feedback that normally corresponds to pain... as pain, so he is constantly put in the same mental abuse similar to torture.

[@hund7458]

and also he's not human shaped so any actual data is fucked

[@mp-lily7908]

Top Man is a walking gyroscope. He can keep upright in any gravity on any surface. Snake Man is used to explore tunnels. His search snakes are remote cameras used to fit into nooks and crannies that he's too big to fit into.

[@skiesquiggles7319]

Thank you, I can appreciate these even more now.

[@choliosis2551]

So he can perform a colonoscopy

[@SanjayMerchant]

@@choliosis2551 I do NOT want to see Colonoscope Man's stage....

[@enbybunny9940]

Thanks you ruined it

[@PeanutTechno]

There's also the fact that the Search Snakes can be used for reconnaissance

[@orijimi]

Weird Polygon is back!

[@izren4415]

weird polygon is best polygon

[@scrungybingus285]

Brian carries the weight of the Weird Polygon legacy on his shoulders

[@orijimi]

@@scrungybingus285 Nah, Pat is too, he delivered the first blow with the Big Boy Season video. Seriously, watch it if you haven't.

[@cherrycreamsoda4253]

This is the same guy who cried over tangela. And it’s beautiful

[@skateordie002]

KEVIN PUNT

[@atlix2]

KEVIN PUNT STOLE TERRY HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL

[@usagi2934]

excuse me the Tangela called Terry. And he was a good friend.

[@doctorwholover1012]

Mans got taste of the impeccable sort

[@audoldends6799]

“Why is he a top?” Well he couldn’t be a bottom could he? He’d just lay there and let drill man do the work

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Mega Gay.

[@DearAnem0ia]

God damn it, I was waiting for someone to make that joke, but including Drill Man made it worst

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@DearAnem0ia it would be him or hard man

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

​@@fukkthisnewupdate8882don’t forget Plug Man.

[@Rikken552]

​@@fukkthisnewupdate8882well he IS weak to hard man

[@ashketchup247]

12:45 Chemistry jokes aren't for everyone you need to know your *base*

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

I don’t get it, is that a joke about acid?

[@ashketchup247]

@@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 lol I see what you did there.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@ashketchup247 (Iodine Carbide) what YOU did there...

[@LP-tf7cy]

Personally, I'm pretty neutral on the subject. But I don't want any salt over it.

[@MetaphoricallyRose]

He was just looking for a reaction

[@marcushenehan1049]

KZbin definitely knows this is my comfort video because it's in my recommended 100% of the time

[@elfindigo]

Honestly, same

[@toryficarola]

Ditto.

[@magmirian]

It starts getting recommended to me more when I search stuff that most people would consider worrying if they saw my history

[@angelad4757]

1:50 , Fun fact: splitting an inlet into high and cold temperatures actually decreases the entropy of the universe and is very much not dumb. Figuring out how to do that without spending energy would break the second law of thermodynamics and definitely win you a nobel prize. We already know how to split the atom, so I'm gonna argue that this is way cooler. Conclusion: this is a very very good robot and entirely worth the risk of robot uprising. Also, one of the writers for megaman was definitely a thermo nerd Source: we spent an hour of thermo lecture proving why this could never exist and my professor really wants one of us to try to make it happen.

[@powerofthec5908]

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 Thank you

[@orangesilver8]

I think the dumb thing about it is how impossible it is.

[@agentmeerkat1014]

I am dying. Right when he said hopefully nothing bad will happen to a nuclear power plant, I got a notification from ibxtoycat that was, “rebuilding the Chernobyl disaster in Minecraft.” Perfect timing

[@JunkJester6131]

"This is what man has wrought. You will see these men in your nightmares. Particularly, Spring Man. Jumping around." Brian, please. The only one I'll be seeing in my nightmares is Splash Woman, and that technically won't be considered a nightmare, but instead a *very* good dream.

[@alucardhellsing5466]

A *wet dream* if you will

[@cosmicoandromeda7195]

Sigh... Here we go again... *Unzips pants*

[@ilikecurry2345]

Mermaid Fetish time!

[@lordlouie3550]

@Trash, the Garbage Nomad SAXOPHONE INTENSIFIES

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Oh yeah, mermaids.

[@prcervi]

I want to defend sheepman, managing a sheep flock isn't a thoughtless thing(time consuming and repetitive but not thoughtless) Never quite got why he didn't get any dogbots though to help in herd management and predator repellent...

[@nekosandmatcha3359]

Some sheep breeds will follow their shepherd instead of having to be driven, and the ability to *shoot lightning* is about the most effective predator deterent I can think of.

[@off-the-grounder568]

Sheep Man actually didn’t stick with the shepherd thing. He quit and got into circuit board stress testing using his electric powers instead. He was actually thinking of trying something else before Roboenza got to him. He probably left the dogbots on the farm.

[@nyetloki]

It's so thoughtless that little yappy dogs can do it

[@Grunkdunce]

@@nyetloki oh, you mean herding dogs? Some of the most intelligent dogs out there?

[@nyetloki]

@@Grunkdunce I love dogs but the smartest dog has the intelligence of a child.

[@DaviddeBergerac]

These tend to make more sense if you remember that a lot of these robots were built by Wily, who was bad at making robots in the first place. All the good robots he turned evil were stolen designs by other, smarter scientists.

[@runman624]

YuP

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Wily definetly wastes his physics talent, because he invented Gravity Man (the machine that manipulates gravity) and Freeze Man (the machine that manipulates entropy). He also perfected Time Man's time slowing powers into his murder robot Flash Man who can stop time. And he did everything, not because he wanted to conquer the world, but just out of jealousy.

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

@@ivanmegafanboy1981 hes an alien

[@JLMetak]

@@prakonekeophanthavady7934 Uh...spoilers for Mega Man 2, Wily's not an alien, he used an hologram to make Mega Man believe he was an alien.

[@HarryTaylor2867]

this is one of the rare ocations where BDG is just himself instead of playing a character and going insane at the end of each episode . it feels more natural

[@alanisisamess8977]

BDG: Squishy means defenceless Also BDG: breaks down over the infinitely powerful nature of Kirby

[@thatsdisco]

when you're so squishy you turn from defenseless to indestructible

[@alanisisamess8977]

@@thatsdisco squishy boi's gone full circle

[@superoakwood5513]

Interger overflow IE nuclear Gandhi syndrome in a nutshell

[@SunnyTheOpossum]

Centaur man was a “tour guide” or a “taur guy”?

[@gabricaroasabedoria7867]

out

[@nekozombie]

or from the underworld?

[@nopecopter]

Actually, maybe don’t give Dust Man and Junk Man sentience. It would be like giving humans sentience just so they could work jobs at human organ harvesting factories. Imagine having to dig through entire rooms of flesh, body parts, various organs. Imagine having to clean up dead humans by ingesting them. Imagine if that was your sole purpose for sentience. That sounds like either a fast track to an insane murder machine or a robot rights abuse lawsuit to me.

[@Beatness121]

I mean... given that organ donors are a thing, I assume it is someone's job to harvest said organs. Granted, they don't ingest them. Hopefully.

[@permanentblur]

Between the two of you, you just make a good argument for why human surgeons shouldn't be sentient, and to be honest I can't argue.

[@combativeThinker]

That's a non-issue. Robots are immortal and can last forever as long as their soul has a body to house it. They don't have the same view on mortality as humans, so sifting through piles of discarded electronics to discover salvageable components wouldn't be at all disturbing to them, especially when you consider that they've likely switched bodies a few times as they were upgraded.

[@Shalakor]

@@combativeThinker Well, the issue is, every earth-made robot master is based on Light's model of robotic sentience, which comes part and parcel with an intentionally human-like morality structure built in. The state of Robot sentience in the Mega Man setting is every bit as horrifying as OP assumes, and later on Reploids, which are just copies of X's similarly coded systems, outright replace and act as humans as a species. Sure, there's a bit of room for idiosyncrasies from human morality, bit it's only a fine line, not a gaping rift. Dr. Wily doesn't even always have to reprogram them to gain their support (not that they're smart to trust him, since I'm pretty sure they're just tools to him), because they're all too aware of their bad lot in life. (Although, he still needs to modify them for other factors beyond swaying their opinions, Asimov's laws of robotics and all that jazz... Actually, I don't think even Wily fiddles with that, which is why they mostly only do property damage and murder exclusively other robots.)

[@doggias]

By that logic, cityscapes would be comprised primarily of robot flesh.

[@zetazimmer4769]

I’m an engineering student and I low key fear I’m just going to end up in a cubicle working on boring projects after I graduate. So yeah if a company wanted me to help build a robot pirate instead I would be 100% down.

[@redhead_bebs]

11:30 "Don't let me suck more than I can handle." ~ _Dust Man_ His face when he says that! I love him!

[@zacharyheine4177]

Yeah, whoever decided clowns should be sentient was a monster.

[@KingOfDoma]

Are... are you implying the existence of FERAL clowns????

[@jacksoninskip1614]

@@KingOfDoma I mean...you wouldn’t exactly call Pennywise tame, would you?

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

There's never been a non-sentient real life clown wdym

[@ShibuNub3305]

If you think regular clownman is bad you should never set your eyes on his netnavi counterpart

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

All I can think of is that one Twitter post of "Is it an actual clown or someone dressed up as one?"

[@xstaticqueen]

The snicker after Top Man is such a mood.

[@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88]

T o p M a n

[@mrf4ncyp4nts]

what a top mood

[@hotrod_hornet]

As much as I love Topman. He should have definetly been a dance teacher or something.

[@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88]

@@hotrod_hornet I love how you changed the message but still /Does the little Street Fighter Jig/

[@hotrod_hornet]

@@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 Meh, I felt like it could have been worded differently.

[@MegaMGstudios]

3:30 if you think about it, that's pretty disturbing. Imagine being born with the only purpose to search for corpses and scavenge them for organs to use in organ transplants

[@jennyinutil2018]

The moment he said "Hard Man" youtube crashed.

[@beatsbycossack]

Lol

[@Soroboruo]

"I assume [Hard Man] is for ground leveling" Are you saying he was built to plow? (yes i know they're not the same thing, is jokes)

[@taakotuesdays]

*GOD FUCKING **_DAMMIT_*

[@usagi2934]

top man, that vaccuum guy, and hard man would probably like each other

[@haetron]

I always thought Hard Man was a cement mixer. Which.. also doesn't need to be sentient.

[@sunflowerscout]

hard man and top man?

[@altf4undo01]

@@haetron why is there concrete man then?

[@beawolfe]

I would love to know how much Link owes to Hyrule in property damage and burglary

[@DisasterEnby]

plot twist: it's a different incarnation of Link in every game because they all put the Master Sword back after the collective debt of every previous incarnation is carried over to them.

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

If we're counting OOT statute of limitations may apply between young and adult links. In breath of the wild, hyrule is destroyed so it's unclear if anyone would exist to enforce property laws.

[@SynthgirlBulge]

BDG: "I dont like putting in effort" also BDG: *reads halo books for a year, for a single video*

[@OscarGilFerrer]

*points to Garbage Man* It's me! man, i love self-deprecating humor

[@mauvemagnolia]

Oscar Gil Ferrer 11:05 For people who just want to watch that again

[@aceonfire12]

topman is actually a bottom

[@PeachyBeins]

LIES! Such blasphemy will NOT be tolerated in the sacred house

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

Still sexy

[@TheWeirdOtaku]

Hardman x Topman Think about it

[@CaiMorgan420]

Spinning top's spin on the bottom?

[@MrToBeEvil]

Imagine the creators dissapointment.

[@ScreechTheMighty]

That joyous laughter after "snake man" made me immediately like and favorite this video before I'd finished it. The entire video is so good but that part got me really good.

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

6:06 "He generates thermal power but he is also powered by thermal power??? Which seems recursive, and also impossible!!" I love BDG's comedic timing so much

[@sivanneu]

I don't know anything, nor give a shit, about what he's talking about, in any Unraveled. BDG could talk about law-making in eastern Prussia and I'd watch it.

[@jonandlife]

explain the direct labor system for Bowser’s grunts and their direct hierarchy in the mushroom kingdom.

[@64B_]

"Direct" count: 2

[@lavendersugar143]

do goombas get dental?

[@suborbitalprocess]

@@lavendersugar143 if koopas lose their shells, are they replaced by Bowser or do they have to buy their own?

[@lavendersugar143]

@@suborbitalprocess surely the big guy can't afford all those shell replacement surgeries

[@nixhallowe3351]

@@lavendersugar143 I don't think its a surgery really since we can see them crawl back into their shells if you leave the shell there... I guess they are like turtle looking hermit crabs?

[@ItsFefnir]

Excuse me, CentaurMan has a purpose. He's a Taur guide, so he's the only tour guide that's worthwhile.

[@toryficarola]

Too bad they didn't model him "specifically" (yes, I said that on purpose >:p) after Chiron. Besides training all of the Greek mythological heroes, Chiron was also a doctor. That would make him the "Centaur for Disease Control", and also ancient Greece's very first "chiron-practor".

[@ASquared544]

Actually, I think Bounce Man is solid evidence why these robots should be given sentience, because Humanity really needs to be put in its place y’all.

[@WeirdistBuilds]

I can't help but point out that Freeze Man, who I hadn't heard of until today, is based on Maxwell's Demon, and is thus literally the end of entropy. In the end, Freeze Man is most useful, because with Freeze Man, there is no end.

[@thepoppets1052]

Why the hell is "Where's my guy Toad Man" so funny to me? Help

[@j.r.1704]

Brian: think about all the waste that we make Me: think about all the ink cartridges / money was spent to print out all of these Mega Man characters on paper Someone make a Paper Man to help reduce the cost / waste Brian has to use to make these great videos

[@crocky6996]

There's ALREADY a Paper Man... or werll... Origami Man

[@tomsmurf4225]

@@crocky6996 false, origami man is a non-canon joke character

[@DEVILCOMPLEX]

recycle bin man!

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Huge strategic failure. Polluting ain't nice. Otherwise, I want a good printer to have my favourite .jpeg's and .png's in my room.

[@davemarx7856]

Printer Man Eventually replaced by 3d Printer Woman

[@drunkenknight]

From how heavy duty dive man was, I’m imagining every fish in the mega man universe is of leviathan proportions.

[@RivLabs]

Subnautica moment

[@Jann75]

There is a mega man enemy called Big Fish after all