i got a star rank on every mario kart wii cup

[@Poofesure]

i am a star

[@LilLalaTheStar]

Yes you are

[@Mr.ShyGuyYT]

Aw yes you are

[@d-boithescientist2263]

Sigma sigma sigma

[@PigeonMayne]

i’m your star

[@reesedoesgaming1791]

You got a star

[@lukelaning9872]

2:43 is the single greatest save I’ve seen out of this whole series

[@Budderman18]

Its insane how much he’s improved since the series began

[@chompchompchangbin]

The scream after

[@joshlopez2021]

Impressive blue shell dodge

[@MetallicGold]

He’s learning!

[@MauriceTwo-l9v]

That glitch owns Poofesure to keep going lol.

[@Dan42069___]

2:43 I’ve waiting what felt like YEARS for him to realize u can dodge the blue shell with a mushroom, an old trick I learned as a kid on the Wii

[@Salzui]

Well he often doesnt even have a mushroom while in firstrank i dont think he ever had the chance to pull it off yet Edit: Someone said he had 7 chances to do this.

[@Connie_TinuityError]

I've been wondering, is it possible to dodge a blue shell with a mushroom in any of the other Mario Kart games aside from Wii?

[@theotakukaiser7892]

@@Connie_TinuityError I know that it's possible in 8 deluxe, dunno about the others but id guess so

[@MarioDude1337-fe1py]

@@Connie_TinuityError well, you can dodge a blue shell in mario kart ds with a well-timed drift boost.

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

Troy taught him well

[@the97show]

2:43 This is by far the most impressive stunt Poof has done on Mario Kart Wii. You can tell he just winged it with no practice and he did the trick JUST right.. Is this an imposter beef boss??

[@stevenmacknight9960]

To be fair, I did that once too. I fired a mushroom and dodged without knowing that was possible.

[@Aubig]

He’s a Poofessional

[@Radiant.inkling]

@@Aubigthis is so corny I love it

[@jeremyABC123]

the day that poof does the mushroom gorge gap cut is a day we will all remember

[@jeremyABC123]

it’s a veggie burger!

[@RiqMoney817]

21:36 Toad is a real one. He saw Beef Boss go off the map so he decided to join him so that he didn’t feel alone 🐐

[@cailieisidro5758]

Didn’t noticed that but at the same time, he is the Mario character Poofesure would play the most when it didn’t involve Miis

[@sweeteyes7]

“Don’t worry, I’ll save you!” ahh Toad

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

2:44 - 3:21 When you take the training wheels off your bike, your parents let go of the seat without you telling them to, and you stay balanced for the first time.

[@yourlocaltintin3678]

this legit made me start crying lmfaoo

[@CharlieBGaming]

4:24 Applies to this aswell 😂

[@deputyhobbs9683]

my parents did that and I just fell over, busted my lip, and cried 😭

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

@ I’m sorry about that. Hope you’re doing okay after that. When it happens next time, be sure to say what he said if you stay balanced.

[@lotusflower2782]

19:56 I love when poofesure talks to beef boss like his a sentient being

[@sylkana]

poof dodging a blue shell and riding the railing of the escalator... oh he's come so far, I almost feel like a proud parent 😭

[@carl5966]

and even doing wheelies🥲

[@Iamjjoe]

Only a matter of time till we see him doing big cuts 🥹

[@RetroDubs]

Can’t wait until bro fights 9 funky kongs in an online race lol

[@williamwhite1036]

😂😂😂

[@IvanCalmet]

Sup Retro

[@h_azen]

he thought meta was funky warrior bike 😂

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

no literally been waiting for the day too

[@crustaceocascarudosanduicheria]

he already did though

[@theskullspookychannel6343]

The missing unlocks for Poofesure in Mario Kart Wii Characters: Funky Kong - Unlock 4 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials Baby Luigi - Unlock 8 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials Birdo - Unlock 16 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials Toadette - Play on all 32 tracks on Time Trials Mode Mii Outfit B - Unlock all 32 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials Karts/Bikes: Tiny Titan (Small Kart) - Unlock 1 Expert Staff Ghost in Time Trials Spear (Large Bike) - Unlock 12 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials Magikruiser (Small Bike) - Play on 8 tracks in Time Trials Mode Sprinter (Medium Kart) - Unlock 24 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials How to Unlock Expert Staff Ghosts: Simply play any of the 32 courses in Time Trials and race against a ghost racer (that's supposed to be a Nintendo employee). It's all a 1-on-1 race with no items but you have 3 mushrooms from the start. Simply beat the ghost and you unlock the expert ghost. You don't have to race against the expert ghost to unlock any character or kart..that's only if you want a bit more of a challenge since those expert staff ghosts use tons of shortcuts.

[@MeMyselfIzz]

For Birdo you actually don’t have to unlock 16 Staff Ghosts. You just have to set times on 16 different courses

[@Omegadude541]

There's no way he's going to do any of that

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

Ew birdo

[@Sp3ctralI]

Alternatively a shit ton of races

[@zanmolecules4105]

You don’t get an expert ghost by beating the normal ones, you have to beat them by a certain margin for each track. It’s possible to barely beat a ghost and still not unlock the expert ghost

[@PensiveBarak925]

1:52 the Best Buy employees when Poofesure comes in for another TV knowing he’s just going to break it again

[@beamngfanatic2913]

19:44 the single greatest thing I've ever heard

[@Thegooglemapsperson]

IVE NEVER SEEN POOF BLUE SHELL DODGE EVER. LET ALONE TWICE IS PHENOMENAL. Also, 8:04 "Suck my squeegee idiot Luigi" had me dying 😭

[@cailieisidro5758]

I was shocked with the blue shell dodges too. Also, I can’t take it seriously when Luigi appears on screen in a Poofesure video

[@chrisgarrett6305]

21:33 That’s gotta be the calmest poof has ever reacted to a mariokart moment like that

[@bruhmoment-lv5qn]

This is exactly what I needed today. Genuinely thank you, Poof ❤

[@_jaden_8161]

@bruhmoment-lv5qn Is this a bruh moment?

[@Sp3ctralI]

Watching this video is like watching a kid’s piano recital after weeks of them struggling and practicing , and being proud of how good they did.

[@ConnorMiller417]

Since it’s Election Day, I’m officially announcing my support and casting my vote for Poofesure for President Of The United States. Let’s Make Wii Sports Great Again! 🇺🇸

[@defectumdefectum9642]

Poof for president

[@MontyMonferno]

@@defectumdefectum9642completely irrelevant but loving the celeste pfp

[@TheDancingMudkip]

Due the switch one. WE NEED SAVING!!!!

[@siamyshyguy]

Poof for president.

[@markymark443]

I’m more interested in Poofesure dodging that blue shell than I am in the election (granted I don’t live in the states but still)

[@samfsad9041]

At 2:41 it looked like you might have pulled a mushroom in 1st, but the position counter started changing to show that you briefly crossed into 2nd literally the exact frame that you hit the item box. Nice blue shell dodge btw :)

[@A_random_chezbourger]

19:44 bro how does that rhyme 🤣🤣💀💀

[@Huhneee]

"Poofesure did you remember to pay your taxes?" 2:56

[@geistflame4363]

Please don't let this be the end of the mario kart wii content. They are my favorite mario kart wii videos to watch. Do like a mario kart wii online series or a time trial series or something.

[@Solo__12]

14:30 that cut 💀

[@LandonGaboury]

Glad someone else found it funny

[@EleqtroFruit]

LET'S GOO POOF FINALLY GOT HIS VERY FIRST MUSHROOM BLUE SHELL DODGE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY 2:40

[@Doggeta69]

He dodged in cannons before but yeah on the ground that was his 1st time

[@alliesgalaxy8644]

20:05 the blue shell, lightning, and ink all at once

[@SebTheNoob314]

Finally. RIP Wii remotes. They will not be forgotten

[@LSTNSCRFN]

Nah we’re gonna have him master Time Trials by beating the staff ghosts lol

[@DoctorMeme456]

You thought THAT was impressive, wait until you see when Poof has to beat EVERY STAFF GHOST IN THE GAME.

[@jeremyABC123]

the day that poof manages to do the mushroom gorge ultra shortcut is gonna be a great day

[@zanmolecules4105]

@@jeremyABC123yeah some day he is gonna start trying the ultra shortcuts like he tries the 99-0 baseball game and the other Wii sports challenges

[@joshdavenport6290]

Poofesure freaking out over dodging Poofesure is one of the most Poofesure things ever 2:43

[@XenoDragn7]

2:45 holy shit he figured out how to dodge a blue shell

[@partyt1m3]

15:44good luck with the "mii costume b" because you have to beat ALL staff ghost time trials of either the slower ones or the fast staff ghosts

[@aluigiFromKart]

you don't have to beat the harder staff ghosts, you only need to UNLOCK them i hate it when people say that you have to beat them so confidently

[@partyt1m3]

@aluigiFromKart sorry, I thought I heard that you had to beat the faster staff ghosts to get it. And thank you for telling me that

[@tetrismain608]

Aim for a 7 second lead to unlock the Expert Staff Ghost Data.

[@partyt1m3]

@@tetrismain608 alright, thank you, for saying that, I didn't know how to get the fast staff ghost

[@tetrismain608]

You are welcome! Most of them are fairly easy. You do not have to beat the fast ghost data for 100% completion.

[@SDC-h]

In honor of the election let’s vote poofesure as the 47th president of the united states

[@Elliemaeggles]

🥂

[@xord6286]

free wiimotes with wii motion plus for everyone!

[@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357]

Mr. President Poofesure, may you bless our eyes with the alluring sight of you obtaining all stamps in Wii Sports Resorts?

[@madduxnagel6935]

The only president worth voting for

[@PhishFr]

11:34 you can clear bigger jUuUuUuUuUuUuUmPs

[@Mattc0legaming_]

Now time for Time Trials. All you got to do is get fast rank on all 32 tracks. Its not that hard(for me)

[@cadewatson3041]

wdym by fast rank, like beat all the fast staff ghosts?

[@ErasersRoq]

For Poof, on the other hand...

[@Mattc0legaming_]

@@cadewatson3041 i didn’t realize i put that 😂, i meant to unlock the fast ghosts

[@finleymaster101]

Technically should beat the experts/fasts too

[@kirabarnes657]

19:48 1. Bars. 2. You've clearly never heard my theory that Wii Bowser's Castle _IS_ Bowser's asshole. His whole digestive tract, actually. In the beginning, you enter a doorway modeled after his mouth, get "chewed on" via the thwomps crushing you, travel through a corridor (i.e. his esophagus) down into a gauntlet of stomach acid- I mean lava or magma or whatever. You then go down some more corridors (AKA intestines) and exit the back door, where molten liquid flames spew out beside you, implying that you're seeing Bowser after a big meal at Taco Bell. Mario Kart Wii predicted Bowser's Inside Story. At least to me it did.

[@JaxonCampbell999]

2:43 deserves a TWD98 comment

[@HarrisonPeloso]

make that two

[@daisyfinley3434]

BAM, shock dodge!

[@HoundDog11111]

“You freaking suck my squeegee you idiot Luigi” Poofsure 2024 8:03

[@Yiannis_Pro]

2:36 the greatest Poof mariokart clip to ever exist 😂🎉

[@hudsongodfrey9415]

Accidentally getting a blue shell dodge is the most poofesure thing ever😂

[@tomasd9209]

Can we just appreciate how far poof has come with Mario kart? Bro struggled so much just being top half of racers and now he got a star rank on every Grand Prix. Truly admirable

[@zanmolecules4105]

Plus a blue shell dodge and a bob-omb snipe

[@defectumdefectum9642]

Poofesure has MANAGED to blue shell dodge for the first time. What a revelation. Truly spectacular. You indeed made it.

[@johnnytheyoungmaestro]

I'm so proud of you, Poofesure! You've done an amazing job, and you've improved significantly! I love how as you're finishing up the game, you perform a Blue Shell Dodge...TWICE! That's not an easy thing to do, but when it happens, it does feel amazing! Fantastic job, I do hope to see more of this game, maybe videos of you racing the Staff Ghosts, or doing the Battle Mode. :)

[@TheBeauSimon]

0:24 - 0:25 Playing wii sports resort and other games.

[@icestray]

2:45 that was an insane save

[@ReeseDavidson]

Poof escaping the blue shell is his proudest MKWii moment.

[@absofruitlywillow]

good luck to poof going for all unlocks cuz the time trials are actually decently optimized and will put poof through hell if he wants to brute force it

[@gracehaider4805]

me immediately clicking on poofs video bc its more important than figuring out who the next president will be

[@jacobvisser579]

Ngl it's nice to see poof get a relatively easy win every now and again

[@karonzilla]

19:44 truer words have never been spoken

[@zanmolecules4105]

Poofesure if you go to time trials to beat staff ghosts, you not only have your best the ghost, but you MUST see the message “a fast staff ghost has appeared” at the bottom of the result screen for it to count and unlock things

[@pensuls7595]

poof’s driving has improved so much since he started, and seeing him blue shell dodge legit got me tearing up im so proud… he’s come so far 🥲

[@kobachi232]

Try and finish in first place in all 32 courses *in a row* on 150cc/Mirror Mode. If you finish in 2nd or lower, you gotta start all over.

[@wryt19]

That’s actually a challenge I’m currently doing. I’ve never completed it but I’ve been really close tho

[@trulyemptyhanded]

I think you're officially ready to compete in Troy's knockout tournaments! Especially with those super sick and very intentional blue shell dodges. Jump up, Super Star! To be honest, I agree though. You should work on unlocking everything first. You'll have to play Time Trials, and it'll definitely make you a better player.

[@Zechariah_Mathieson1871]

Can't wait for "Getting three stars on every level in Mario Kart"

[@chiefanthony2722]

Dodging the blue shell on accident is crazy. Takes true skill to do that.

[@yummypancakes2658]

3:00 that was pretty awesome

[@marthamock6116]

If poof had a nickel for every time he dodged a blue shell in this video he'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@sal40151]

@RiqMoney817 said that at 21:36 when poof falls, toad joins him lmaooo I love this part

[@Mattc0legaming_]

2:43 this is the GREATEST POOF CLIP of ALL TIME.

[@royalprat0001]

4:12 seeing everything go super well for him and being happy then seeing how long the vid has left

[@penguinctc]

Throwing punches lives rent free in Poofs head

[@HoundDog11111]

“Uh oh. Luigiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!” Poof 8:18

[@joeybonavita2739]

Baby Luigi is unlocked by racing a million different times, Baby Daisy is unlocked by earning star ranks in all 50cc cups, Birdo is unlocked by doing the 16 nitro tracks in time trials, Toadette is unlocked by racing the 16 retro tracks in time trials and Funky Kong is unlocked by beating staff ghosts.

[@aluigiFromKart]

baby luigi is also unlocked through staff ghost unlocks iirc

[@Whitey_The_Rat]

Poofesure getting better with the blue shells ngl

[@mtndewdude7677]

I just know bro was so mad after he boosted himself into the thwomp. He edited it out too 😆14:29

[@3GoldBalls]

2:43 insert the tony hawk special trick sfx.

[@thecartoonmanist956]

2:44 Poof's first Blue Shell Dodge! 4:24 Another Blue Shell Dodge!

[@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2]

23:05 bomb snipe

[@mostaveragegamer74]

2:43 guys i think he did that

[@Nicky_G]

Congratulations, this has been a long time coming! I would love to see you get all unlockables too!

[@thatboisamu_l425]

2:46 the first human to discover fire:

[@ClippyProduction]

Can't wait to see when he beats every cup with 3 star

[@Blender-48]

beef boss looks so happy in the thumbnail

[@TurdusV]

I wonder how Poof would fare in CTGP. His reactions to the custom tracks would be golden.

[@Mabel_Able]

2:43 this might be the most impressive save i’ve ever seen from poof

[@Goku_Blue09]

LETS GOOOO congratulations man ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@josh8956]

Time for the final Mario Kart challenge, unlocking all 32 fast staff ghost times…

[@MCarlos15]

Ok but wtf happened to Baby Peach during the skip soon after 3:39

[@zanmolecules4105]

How tf did you even notice that 😂 still hilarious tho

[@Yiannis_Pro]

We got Poof dodging a blue shell twice in the same video before GTA 6

[@Toastactical]

Great day when poof uploads a Mario kart video

[@redrawnation6072]

Ok not gonna lie that was sick!! 2:43 😎👍

[@ewoudvanaalst4089]

We live in a timeline where Poof is able to do a blueshell dodge

[@gboogie3257]

Finally, he’s done it… Welp time for Time Trails

[@NintendoFan05]

2:45 Wow! You finally Dodged a Blue Shell with a Mushroom.

[@Bigbigdon]

2:08 every poofesure video is someone’s first poofesure video

[@JustCallMeTiff.]

8:03 bars

[@davidflynn7741]

2:44 Troy will be so proud, SSMTs to blue shell mushroom dodges

[@jimmyiscool123]

9:12 Seeing him not wheelie here physically pains me

[@latesthope]

that blue shell dodge was so significant

[@Todoesmental000]

That takes a lot of dedication. Good job

[@KJAY2THOUSAND]

My girlfriend and her sister were beyond pissed when I dodged the blue shell going through the warp on dk summit. Only time I’ve ever been able to dodge the blue shell😂

[@trulyemptyhanded]

The fact that you have a girl that plays Mario Kart Wii with you is awesome. Congratz!

[@ericflores7648]

19:40 reasonable crash out 💀💀💀💀💀

[@MrBnsftrain]

15:42 the rest all has to be done in time trials, as you unlocked everything from getting 1st place in cups and everything from getting star ranks. You can also unlock everything by racing 5,100 times.

[@YakyoshoO]

I just came to check if you uploaded anything as of late and got here 26 minutes after a new video lesgooooo

[@johmami4825]

Blue shell dodge from poof is actually insane

[@Danzcfc]

19:47 had me dying 😭😭😭😭😭

[@elysium1539]

Our poof is improving and growing :,)

[@GaresMusicOfficial]

2:43 man finally figured out that you can use the mushroom to avoid blue shells.

[@nanonevermind]

2:45 yisus christ he did it

[@OrpheusOrpheus]

2:44 Way to unconsciously stick it to that blue shell

[@julieboruta]

Next mission get all 3 stares on every cup.

[@andrewhaines9356]

Congratulations Kienan!